Passions Transcript Friday 1/16/04

Passions Transcript Friday 1/16/04

by Eric

Tabitha: Ah. The table looks beautiful, kay. Dare I say seductively romantic.

Kay: Thanks, tabitha. That's just the mood I'm going for. Do I look ok?

Tabitha: Oh, yes, yes. You look scarcely scheming.

Kay: Good. Miguel should be knocking on the door any minute now, and he's totally bummed.

[Miguel sighs]

Miguel: Damn it.

Tabitha: You mean because he couldn't stop charity going skiing with reese, jessica, john, and simone?

Kay: He already misses charity, but he won't for long -- after those hot and horny herbs kick in that you ga m me to put in his appetizers. Oh, he won't care where she is or what she's doing because he's going to be too busy doing me. Hmm.

[Tabitha chuckles]

Ethan: Here. Let me -- let me help you with that, ok?

Gwen: Honey, I thought you were in the library.

Ethan: Well, I was, but I couldn't concentrate. You know, I -- I was just thinking about my beautiful wife up here in this bedroom all alone.

Gwen: Well, I am trying to get dressed for my appointment with dr. Culver.

Ethan: Well, the good doctor can wait. I can't, ok?

Gwen: Honey, I would love to make love to you right now, but I was lucky enough to get an appointment with the doctor, and if I don't leave soon, I will be late.

Ethan: Well, look, the doctor specializes in difficult pregnancies, right?

Gwen: Mm-hmm.

Ethan: Well, then I think we should do everything we can to make sure that you're pregnant by the time you get there.

Gwen: Honey, even if we made love right now, there's no guarantee that I would be --

ethan: I -- uh --

gwen: Oh! Oh, you.

Beth: Are you ok, mother? You look a little ashen.

[Pounding on door]

Luis: Beth? Beth. Oh, beth. Beth, please, will you forgive me?

Beth: Forgive you? For what?

Luis: "For what?" For -- for keeping you on hold for so long. For not marrying you the second I could and bringing our beautiful family together with me and you and our beautiful baby, martin?

Beth: Oh, luis. Of course I'll forgive you.

Luis: Oh, thank god. Oh, thank god, because, you know, for a second there, sheridan was -- was boohooing and bellyaching so much! Damn, she almost convinced me that -- that your baby was hers.

Beth: Oh, the gall of some people.

Luis: Ohoh, but now I know. Oh, I know what a wack job she is now. Thank god. Oh, beth, you are my first love. You are the mother of my child, not that crazy old sheridan. Oh, no. No, she is locked away in at loony bin for good!

Beth: Oh, luis, this is a dream come true.

Luis: I love you.

Mrs. Wallace: Whoo-hoo! You listening to me, missy?

Beth: If you're going to go on about more doom and gloom headed my way, I don't want to hear it!

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, well, suit your sick self. Don't say I didn't warn you, though, because the minute that luis finds out that you encouraged antonio to keep sheridan locked up in that mental ward, missy -- game over!

Th: Hmm. And just how is luis going to find out? If antonio didn't tell him about alistair urging him to have sheridan committed -- which he didn't -- you really think he's going to tell him about me? Oh -- you know what the best part is? Luis has been banned from ever seeing sheridan -- well, hopefully forever. So once that sinks in and luis accepts that he's lost sheridan, he's going to come knocking on mdodoor looking for that loving feeling. And guess what -- I am going to give it to him but good. And once I'm through loving luis, he is going to be so weak, he might need your walker to help him stand up. Hmm.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh --

sheridan: Luis. I can't believe that you're really here!

Luis: All right, but listen to me, ok? Because I may not be able to sneak you out just yet. Look, I ntnt you to know I will always be here for you, ok? Now, we're going to get through this together, ok, I promise.

Sheridan: I believe you, luis. I trust you with my life.

Luis: Sheridan, you are my life. I love you so much.

Sheridan: I love you, too.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird I knew could take me highest eaeathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ou need to cleanthis mess up, pronto.

Sheridan: I justo ove being in your arms.

Luis: I love holding you.

Sheridan: You're so brave to risk arrest just to be here with me.

Luis: Nah, come on. Being brave had nothing to do with it. I'm just wayoooo in love with you.

Sheridan: I love you, too. I never thought we would make love in a psych ward.

Luis: Hmm. Yeah. I guess we're just crazy in love with each other.

[Sheridan and luis giggle]

Sheridan: Yeah, we must be, because I'm nuts about you.

[Sheridan and luis laugh]

Luis: Hold on. Seriously, all right, all jokes aside -- you're not going to be in here much longer, ok? We just need to come up with a plan to get you the hell out of here.

Sheridan: I don't know, luis. Maybe -- maybe you shouldn'T. Maybe antonio was right to have me committed. Maybe I really have lost my mind.

Luis: No, sheridan, that's crazy, ok? What --

[Luis laughs]

Luis: Come on. You know what I mean, right?

Sheridan: Look, I just wish I was as sure as you are. And look at it from antonio and everyone else's point of view. They -- they all think that I'm crazy because I believe some other woman's baby is mine. Even you doubt me.

Luis: I just -- I just think you're confused, ok?

Sheridan: No, luis. I don't just think that beth's baby is mine. In my heart and in my soul, I am sure of it.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh. It is times like this I wish I knew if your father had insanity in his family.

Beth: Excuse me? You slept with so many men, you don't even know who my father is.

Mrs. Wallace: Well, whoever he is, I am certain that his family tree had a few loose limbs, if you get my drift, because you are downright cuckoo! And one of these days, sobobody, sometime, someplace is going to realize that baby isn't yours but it's sheridan's, and then your whole world is going to blow up in your face -- kaboom!

Beth: Please give it a rest, edna. Luis is not going to find out the truth about me, about the baby, about anything!

[Mrs. Wallace chuckles]

Mrs. Wallace: Well, you see, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Because every time you bring that baby to be nursed by sheridan, it reinforces their bond with one another. And you know what? One of these days, sheridan's going to insist on a D.N.A. Test. And then you know what?


Beth: And you know what? Sheridan is in the psych ward, so she's not really in any kind of position to demand much of anything, ok? Maybe a little extra padding on the walls, but she's not even going to get that.

Ethan: I'm happy that we can look forward to starting a family again.

Gwen: Yeah.

Ethan: I mean, don't get me wrong. If and when we have another child, he or she will never replace little sarah.

Gwen: Never.

Ethan: But we would've wanted her to have brothers and sisters. And now, god willing, she will.

Gwen: And you've already done your part -- exceedingly well as always, I might add.

[Ethan chuckles]

Ethan: You inspire me, you know?

Gwen: Oh, well. If passion counts, honey, I may already be pregnant.

Ethan: Well, then why would we take any chances with that?

Gwen: Oh, you are so tempting. Honey, I have to go, though. I'm going to be late for my appointment. I have to go.

Ethan: Are you sure? Why do you want to go see a specialist in difficult pregnancies? We haven't been trying again that long.

Gwen: I know, but we just -- we can't be too sure. I got pregnant last time without really trying, and it was after that that things got complicated. Dr. Abel was gatat, but he was no match for theresa.

Ethan: Honey, don't even --

gwen: No, I'm not. I -- looking back is -- ugh.

Ethan: I know, I know. That was then, this is now.

Gwen: I just want to be proactive, not reactive, you know?

Ethan: I agree, I agree. I just -- I think your rushing off to go see dr. Culver is more about your suspicions of beth than our having a baby, gwen.

Gwen: No, it's not. Honey, the most important thing to me in the world is getting pregnant again and having a healthy baby. And just, you know, seeing dr. Culver -- it just -- it kills two birds with one stone, all right? It helps us have a healthy pregnancy, and it just -- you know, I could find out more about beth's pregnancy.

Ethan: Honey, there is a thing called doctor-patient confidentiality, you know.

Gwen: I don't need to know any specifics. I just need general information to see if beth's story adds up.

Ethan: Sweetheart, think about what you're saying. How could beth not have been pregnant? I mean, she was -- luis admitted that he slept with her.

Gwen: Once.

Ethan: Once is all it takes. Besides, he went to appointments with her, lamaze class. I mean, he even talked to dr. Culver after beth delivered.

Gwen: Which was at home. How convenient was that, huh?

Ethan: Honey, listen, for your suspicions to be correct, it meant that beth had to have sheridan kidnapped. Then she had to have held her captive for months, delivered her baby, and then stole him. It would also mean that dr. Culver had to be in on the hideous plan and that mrs. Wallace was lying for beth the whole time.

Gwen: Exactly.

Ethan: It's -- it would've been an incredibly convoluted scheme layered with deceit and treachery. Do you think beth is capable of that?

jessica: I am so stoked to finally be here. I can't wait to hit the slopes.

John: I can't wait to try out my new snowboard on all that fresh powder.

Simone: Shoot, I might take a nap. All this fresh mountain air makes me tired.

Reese: Hmm. It's making me hungry -- and thirsty, too. Wonder where I could go to get a cup of hot cider around here.

Simone: So, charity, what are you looking forward to doing?

John: Yeah, if you don't want to hit the slopes first, I brought some books. You ululd go read by the fire.

Charity: You're sweet. You guys are so sweet to try to make me feel better, but I may not be so fun on this trip.

Reese: Oh, you miss miguel, don't you?

Charity: Yeah. You know, I'm trying to forget that he's not here, but I love him so much, and -- and it's just not the same without him. What's really creepy, you guys, is that the last time we were here -- john, you hadn't moved to harmony yet -- but I had this vision that I lost miguel to kay. And noi I have.

John: Maybe we should have miguel bring maria up here so he can get away from kay and be with charity. Otherwise, one of these wolves might think she's fair game.

Reese: Jeepers, creepers, I think one already does. All right, we need to do something about this -- fast.

Tabitha: Who's that for?

Kay: You, tabs, only you won't really stay and eat with us.

Tabitha: Oh, miss manners you're not.

Kay: Get a clue, witch, ok? I don't want to scare miguel off before he even eats his appetizers --

tabitha: Oh.

Kay: Oh, which are chockfull of the got-to-have-it herbs you gave me.

Tabitha: Mm-hmm, I know, I know. Having me here will make it seem less like the shameless setup it really is.

Kay: Exactly.

Tabitha: Yes, I'll excuse myself at the very last minute on the pretext of tending to endora, leaving you alone with mr. Yum-yum.

Kay: You know, for an old witch, you do catch on quick.

Tabitha: Listen -- a, in witch years, I am not that old, and, b, can the comments and just focus on catching mr. Yum-yum.

Kay: Miguel? Well, tabitha and I thought we heard someone. What are you doing out here in the cold?

Miguel: I was just trying to catch charity before she left for the ski lodge, but I guess she didn't hear me.

Kay: Well, don't worry about charity. She's going to have a blast skiing and snowboarding. And we're going to have so much fun with our little girl. Maria's doing so well. You should see her just splashing around in the bath.

Miguel: Really?

Kay: Yeah. And she's even started sleeping through the night.

Miguel: Wow. That's great.

Kay: Yeah.

Miguel: I can't wait to spend all the time I can with her.

Kay: Well, I decided to make some dinner for you and me and tabitha, so I'm going to go get the appetizers.

Miguel: Oh -- ok.

Kay: Ok.

Miguel: Hey, tabitha.

Tabitha: Hello, miguel. I hope you're hungry. Kay's been cooking like a fiend all afternoon.

Miguel: Actually, I'm starving. Moving crates at the cannery all day isn't exactly easy.

Kay: Here. I made these just for you.

Miguel: Thanks.

Tabitha: Oh -- if you'll excuse me, I think I hear endora. I'll just go and check on her.

Miguel: Hey, why don't we bring down maria so she can have dinner with us? Maybe I could feed her some cereal or something.

Kay: You know, that's -- that's a great idea, but maria -- she's still napping. But I promise the moment she wakes up I'll bring her down here so you can feed her. Eat your appetizer before it gets cold.

Miguel: You know, I just can't wait to spend time with my daughter.

Kay: Well, that's why you're here. Why don't you sit and eat the appetizers, and I'll go get the rest of dinner ready.

Miguel: All right.

Kay: Ok.

[Phone rings]

Miguel: Hello?

Reese: Miguel. Hey, you need to get up here to the ski lodge as soon as you c because every single guy here is trying to make time with charity -- especially this one dude. Here, wait. See for yourself.

[Miguel sighs] =O

Luis: Sheridan, stop doubting yourself, ok? You are not crazy.

Sheridan: I wish I could believe you, luis, but --

luis: Then believe me. Hey -- I'm your soul mate, ok? Now, I know you better than anyone else does, and I'm telling you you have not lost your mind. You've just been through hell, and you need some rest. Ok? But you're crazy to think you're crazy.

Sheridan: Really?

Luis: Yes. Look, we just -- we just need to get you the hell out of here, ok? Get you to a place where you can rest, put everything that's happened in perspective, and you are going to be fine, ok?

Sheridan: Think you're right. It would do me some good to get away from harmony. I just wonder how long I have to be locked up in here for.

Luis: Well, just as long as I can come up with a plan to get you out, ok? And then -- hey, guess what -- we're going to go away together, all right? Just the two of us.

Sheridan: No, ,, luis, we can't leave our baby. I mean, little martin needs me. I'm his mother.

Ethan: Ok. So you're saying you think that beth concocted a byzantine plan to steal sheridan's baby, that she enlisted the help of a well-respected physician to lie for her, and then she got a sweet old lady like her mother -- and not to mention that innocent orangutan -- to keep quit all this time?

Gwen: Honey, mrs. Wallace is not some sweet old lady. Julian said he caught her stliling silver from the mansion one time.

Ethan: Stealing -- honey, the woman did have a stroke. I mean --

gwen: Oh, honey --

ethan: Obviously it impaired her judgment.

Gwen: Whatever. I don't trust beth.

Ethan: And -- and to think that beth delivered sheridan's baby all by herself? And where did she keep her prisoner this whole time? I mean, if there is a pit in beth's basement like the one sheridan claims she was kept in, don't you think luis would've found it?

Gwen: Look, I know what I'm saying sounds crazy. I mean, besides, no one as close to luis as beth could pull off something so insane and crazy without luis catching on, right?

Ethan: Exactly.

Gwen: But, honey -- oh, an instinct, a vibe, a twinge -- I mean, call it whatever you want, but something is telling me that beth played a role in what happened to sheridan and her baby. And I think that dr. Culver just might have a clue that I am looking for to prove it.

Dr. Culver: Nurse? Did we ever get a response to the emails we sent beth wallace about her outrageous behavior in the office that day?

Nurse: No, dr. Culver, ms. Wallace has ignored all our attempts to contact her.

Dr. Culver: What about the man who was with her, the one you said caused such a scene?

Nurse: I'm sorry, doctor, I still can't remember his name. He was really good-looking, though.

Dr. Culver: I'm not paying you to daydream, nurse! All right, send another email to ms. Wallace, ok? I want to get to the bottom of whatever she was up to. Claiming to be pregnant when she -- when she was wearing a pouch of sugar strapped to her belly?

Mrs. Wallace: Well, you better hope and pray that nothing else happens to make people suspicious, little missy!

Beth: Would you shut up? Nobody's going to find out that martin isn't my baby.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, never say never, because when you least expect it --

[Computer chimes]

Mrs. Wallace: Ooh, we got mail. I bet it's for me. Because I put out an internet personals ad. You know -- "hipster seeks hunk." Hipster -- got it?

[Mrs. Wallace laughs]

Beth: Yeah, I get it. I'm pretty sure you won'T.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh -- oh, missy, you give me a man, a dark room, and a six pack, and I'll prove you wrong.

[Mrs. Wallace laughs]

Mrs. Wallace: Uh-oh! You got another email from -- from that real dr. Culver's office.

Beth: What do you mean, another one?

Mrs. Wallace: Well -- you have threelrlready, you know. I tried to warn you, tried to tell you, but, no, you were too busy trying to fool luis into thinking that little martin was your flesh and blood to pay attention.

Beth: Oh, no.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, yes. See? He wants to know what you were trying to pull in that office that day when that little pouch you were wearing around your belly broke and five pounds of sugar spilled all over the reception room floor.

Beth: It's none of dr. Culver's business what I was doing.

Mrs. Wallace: Well, shucks. The kindly doctor doesn't think so. He thinks you're trying to pull a scam, trying to defraud insurance companies with bogus claims for a bogus pregnancy, and he doesn't want you putting his medical license in jeopardy! So he insists that y c contact his office right away, or he is going to contact the authorities!

[Mrs. Wallace chuckles]

Singer: You are my passion for life

tabitha: There, endora. Mummy finally has your baby book up to speed. All the people who visited you and brought gifts have been recorded. Even my precious timmy. Oh, so much is going on these days. And most of it is bad, which, of course, is good for us. Kay is trying very hard to keep charity and miguel apart forever, and she's managing to do it without killing blondie, which is good, because blondie has my timmy's heart. And without blondie's true love, the bootylicious miguel, to make her a full-fledged woman, she won't come into her full powers of goodness, which means we won't go the way of the eight-tracks. Oh, yes, my little one, things are definitely looking up for us. Of course, kay, being a mere mortal, could always use some help, and we are the ones to give it to her. She seems to be handling miguel pretty well, but I think that we should do something to keep charity ocupado up in ski country. Now, what could distract a girl who has given up the love of her life to save his child from certain death? I know. A new boy toy. Hmm. But after miguel, he'd have to be drop dead gorgeous for charity to even take a second look at him.

Tabitha: Oh -- oh, my devil. Look at that young man in his swim trunks. Well, talk about a tiger in his tank. You know, by the time I put together the perfect man for charity, she'll be saying "miguel, who?"

[Tabitha snickers]

Miguel: I can't believe charity mod on with someone else so fast. I know that she has every right to. I just didn't think that she would. Maybe that's part of why she left in such a hurry. I still wish I could be at the ski lodge, tell her again how much I love her.

Kay: Chow time. Oh. How do you like that new camera phone I gave you? It'll help you stay close to maria when you're away.

Miguel: It's great.

Kay: Who were you talking to just now?

Miguel: It was reese. He just called to say that they made it to the ski lodge so that you wouldn't worry about simone and jessica.

Kay: Oh. Ok.

Miguel: Yeah, I'm going to go get maria so she can eat with us.

Kay: Well, you didn't eat your appetizer, and dinner's going to get cold.

Miguel: I'll just be a second.

Kay: Reese must have called just when miguel was getting ready to eat the aphrodisiac. Oh, I hope nerd boy didn't get him thinking about charity. Stop playing cupid, reese! I bought this phone so that miguel could stay in touch with me, not charity. Guess what? Two can play at this game.

Reese: Come on, miguel. Just call. Say you're coming up here with maria.

John: Or at least talk to charity.

Reese: He's going to lose her if he doesn't get his act in gear -- and soon.

Charity: Hey, I'm going to go soak in the hot tub, all right?

Reese: No, charity, wait.

Charity: Why? What's wrong?

Reese: Wrong?

John: Um -- well, you know, you could catch a cold.

Charity: What?

Reese: Well, we just don't want you to get sick while you're here on the trip.

Charity: Thanks for caring, but I'm going to be fine. , Reese: Mr. Stud mcstudly is going to be making sure she's fine.

[Cell phone beeps]

John: "Thought jessica would like to see pictures of her niece, maria, with her daddy, miguel."

Reese: Uh-oh.

Charity: What is it?

Reese: Nothing. It was just a --

charity: What?

Miguel: Come on, maria. Let's go downstairs and be with mommy before dinner gets cold.

[Maria coos]

Miguel: Kay. I was just coming down with maria.

Kay: Well, you were gone so long, I was starting to worry.

Miguel: Yeah, sorry. Maria's so cute, I just couldn't take my eyes off of her. Guess I lost track of time.

Kay: It's ok. You and maria together make such a perfect picture.

Sheridan: Luis, we cannot leave harmony without our baby, all right? Now, you have to go to beth and get him from her so that we can take him with us. But you cannot tell beth where we're going. Otherwise, shel l just try to get our baby back. Not that I blame her, but she can't have him. He is not her child. I'm telling you, luis, little martin is our. I am sure of it!

Ethan: Are you sure you want to keep your appointment with culver, even though it's doubtful that you're pregnant yet?

Gwen: Sweetheart, there is no harm in meeting the specialist to see if we're a good match for when I am pregnant. Ok? And if culver can shed any light on beth's pregnancy that will help sheridan deal with the maternity of baby martin, then the sooner we know, the better, right?

Ethan: Look, I want to help sheridan, too. I just -- I don't want you going off on some wild-goose chase and you ending up only disappointed.

Gwen: I wot t be, I promise. Now, I have to go, or I'm going to be late, ok?

Ethan: Want me to come with you?

Gwen: No, thank you. I think I'm going to be able to get more out of the doctor if I go alone.

Ethan: You be careful, ok?

Gwen: I will be. Relax, ok? I'm just going to ask dr. Culver just a few simple questions about beth. I mean, what harm is there in that, ok?

Ethan: Ok.

Gwen: I love you.

Ethan: I love you, too.

Beth: I'm going to nip this in the bud right now.

Mrs. Wallace: What are you going to do, torch dr. Culver's office the way you did sheridan's cottage? Or invite him over for coffee and capture?

Nurse: Doctor's office.

Beth: This is beth wallace calling. I just received an outrageous email from you people accusing me of some sort of criminal intent last time I was in your office.

Nurse: I'll let you speak to dr. Culver.

Beth: No. I mean, there is no need.

Nurse: Dr. Culver strongly disagrees.

Beth: So maybe I spilled a little something in your office a while back. All you had to do is call the damn janitor and have him clean it up. You don't really have to make this a federal case.

Nurse: Dr. Culver finds your behavior odd and the incident highly suspect.

Beth: Mm-hmm. Ok. Well, why don't you go ahead and tell dr. Culver to leave me the hell alone, or I will sue him and you for harassment.

Nurse: We were trying to get in touch with you for an explanation of what happened, that's all.

Beth: Oh. And -- and -- and you can also tell dr. Culver after being vilified this way, I will no longer be his patient. So he can just forget that he ever knew me, and I will do the same for you people. Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Miguel: You know, I think maria's still tired.

Kay: You're such a natural at being a father. It's like you've been taking care of babies your whole life.

Miguel: Well, you know, I helped theresa and luis look after little paloma when we were kids, so I guess I had a little practice.

Kay: You know, I am sure I can learn so much from you. And the best part is, is that we're going to be together nonstop the next few days, day and night, so you can teach me. I know I'll need plenty of hands-on help.

Tabitha: Hmm.

Tabitha: Dodon't believe it. This young stud has better pecs than our boy with the buns of steel.

[Tabitha chuckles]

Tabitha: Oh. The ideal man that I am conjuring up for charity to take her mind off miguel has a chiseled body and, though I'm loathe to admit it, a good heart. In short, perfect for our little brat. So perfect, in fact, that charity will not be able to resist my creation.

Tabitha: Yes, endora? Yes, yes. I know charity is still in love with miguel, so I have to concoct a spell that will put lust before love. Yes, that way, charity will be in the mood to make out in no time.

Tabitha: Endora, are you up to something? Hmm?

[Tabitha gasps]

Tabitha: Oh, no. Oh -- stop it, endora. Don't you dare add his picture to the spell I'm conjuring. He's the last person that we want to cozy up with charity. Oh. Oh. Oh -- geeks and freaks -- here's a plot twist no one saw coming.

Charity: This is nice. I wish miguel were here with me to share it, but -- I have to stop doing this. Miguel belongs with kay and maria, and I should just forget about him and move on. Yeah, right, like I'm going to find another guy who's perfect for me.

Charity: Oh -- oh, my god! I can't believe it's you!

Sheridan: Just be honest, luis. You think I'm crazy, don't you?

Luis: Crazy? No, sheridan. Of course I don'T. But I do think that you're confused about the baby.

Sheridan: You're just trying to spare me my feelings.

Luis: Sheridan, don't you know that I would give my right arm for what you believe to be true, for beth's baby to be our son? It would solve all of our problems. You'd be vindicated. You could walk right out that door. We'd be together. We'd have our son back. Sheridan, we'd spend the rest of our lives together. If only that were true.

Beth: Did you hear me? I said tell dr. Culver to stop harassing me or I will take that quack to court!

Nurse: But he was only trying to --

[Beth hangs up]

Mrs. Wallace: Whoo! What a performance, bethie.

Beth: Thank you, mother.

Mrs. Wallace: Hmm.

Beth: No one in their right mind would keep harassing me after that.

Mrs. Wallace: No one in their right --

[Mrs. Wallace laughs]

Mrs. Wallace: You getting the irony in that one, angels? Oy!

Beth: There. Deleted. That's what I think of culver's stupid letter. Now it's gone, just like sheridan, who will live out the rest of her days in the loony bin.

Mrs. Wallace: Cold-hearted and crazy. Boy, you are a prize, bethie. A booby prize.

Beth: Look, no one will find out that martin is sheridan's baby, especially now without culver questioning me about what I was doing in his waiting room, pretending to be pregnant.

Gwen: Hi. I'm gwen winthrop. I have an appointment with dr. Culver.

Nurse: What? Winthrop -- oh, right. Wait. You said on the phone you're a friend of beth wallace's, didn't you?

Gwen: Yes. Yeah, I did. Beth's a patient of dr. Culver, right?

Nurse: She was.

Gwen: She was? What happened?

Nurse: Ms. Wallace recently informed us she no longer wants to be in dr. Culver's care.

Gwen: Really?

Nurse: In fact, beth wallace is the reason I almost quit nursing.

Gwen: Is that a fact?

Nurse: You'd better believe it, honey.

Gwen: Huh. Would you mind telling me what happened?

Nurse: Not at all. I'll tell you all about beth wallace. She isn't as sweet as people think.

Gwen's voice: I knew it. Beth is not the saint she pretends to be. And if she is the sinner I think she is, sheridan may not be crazy after all.

Kay: How could you have thought that charity would ever give up miguel to be with reese?

Charity: You really look incredible.

Gwen: You were just about to tell me about beth wallace.

Beth: Gwen winthrop has got to die.

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