Passions Transcript Tuesday 09/30/03


Passions Transcript Tuesday 10/07/03

By Eric

latoya: What's the matter, chad? I don't hear you running your mouth now, telling me what a class act your uppity, uptown girl is now. You didn't answer me, bitch.

Chad: Hey.

Latoya: If you're so high-class, so upstanding, so moral, then what the hell are you doing hanging out with my husband? Hmm? Answer me.

Whitney: I -- I --

fox's voice: Please let this be true. If chad's married, then there's nothing stopping whitney from being with me.

Latoya: You having trouble hearing?

Whitney: What are you talking about?

Latoya: My husband. That's what I'm talking about. We're married. I'm chad's wife.

Theresa: Ethan, wait -- wait -- please, I've got to tell you something.

Ethan: Theresa, later. Right now I need to talk to gwen's doctor. I've made my decision. I know who I have to save.

Dr. Abel: We've got to get her blood pressure down. Increase the nitroprusside drip to five.

Gwen: Please save my baby. Please -- please save my baby. Don't --

theresa: This is important, ethan. I need to tell you this before you talk to dr. Abel, please.

Dr. Abel: So have you made your decision, ethan?

Ethan: Yes, I have.

Dr. Abel: I know this must be difficult for you. It's not a choice that any man should ever have to face, to save either his wife or his unborn child. Unfortunately, you are going to have to choose. It's a very critical situation, and I can't save both of them. You've got to tell me whose life you want to save, gwen's or the baby'S.

Ethan: I've searched my -- my heart and my soul, and I've reached my decision. I want you to save my wife. Save gwen.

Pilar: Let me see that beautiful boy.

Mijo, I know you're desperate to find sheridan. But your place is here now with beth. You can't just run off. She just had this beautiful baby. U u need to be here.

Luis: Yeah, I know, but sheridan could be out there at sea.

Pilar: You don't know that for sure, mijo.

Luis: Yeah, well we know someone stole old man jackson's boat, and I found a piece of fabric on the boat that I think came from sheridan's clothes. All right? She could have been thrown overboard.

Pilar: Well, aren't antonio and hank still looking?

Luis: Yeah, and the coast guard's going to resume the search in the morning, but --

pilar: Ok, so there's nothing you can do for sheridan tonight. You can look for her in the morning. Beth needs you, and so does your son.

Luis: My son.

Pilar: He's beautiful, isn't he?

Luis: Yeah. I love this little guy so much already. Hey.

Pilar: He's a blessing in this difficult time.

[Baby fusses]

Pilar: Here, let grandma take him. Come on.

Luis: Be careful.

Pilar: I got him. It's ok, little guy. Yeah, yeah. It's ok. It's ok, yeah. There you go. What are you thinking, mijo?

Luis: I'm just thinking about sheridan and our baby. Seeing him reminds me that sheridan was due right now, and it's just tearing me apart that I don't know where she is or where her baby is and that --

[Baby cries]

Pilar: I know, sweetheart, I know. I know your heart is aching, mijo. And I pray that this -- all of this -- will end soon.

Luis: So do I.

Pilar: It's ok.

Luis: I hope all this evil will end soon.

Mrs. Wallace: It is just a matter of time before they find sheridan's body.

Beth: No way. The coast guard called off the search already.

Mrs. Wallace: Hey, precious, get out of there! Come on!

Charlie: Yeah, besides, I made sure blondie would sink to the bottom. She's going to sink like one of tony soprano's rat fink henchmen. All right. Bye-bye, blondie. Oh. You ready, doll?

Beth: Yeah.

Charlie: All right. A one, a two, a big, fat three.

[Charlie laughs]

Beth: No, sheridan is going to stay right at the bottom of the deep blue sea forever. No one's ever going to find her.

Miguel: How'yoyour cocoa?

Charity: What? Oh, it's fine.

Miguel: You're still upset about your premonition of someone dying, huh?

Charity: I'm trying not to be, miguel, but I can't get it out of my head. It's like -- it's like this terrible sadness that just keeps passing over me. It's awful, miguel. There's so much suffering, there's so much pain, and I wish I could just shut these feelings out of my head.

Miguel: Come on. Let's get out of here. You know, maybe if we go someplace else, you'll feel better.

Charity: Maybe.

[Charity gasps]

Miguel: Ararity?

Charity: Oh, god.

Miguel: What is it?

Charity: I know who my premonition is about, miguel.

Miguel: Who?

Charity: It's sheridan, miguel. It's sheridan. She's near. She's -- she's close by. I can feel it.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird I knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

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pilar: God, luis. I know how torn you are, mijo. On the one hand filled with joy over the birth of a beautiful boy, and yet I know your heart is aching and you're frustrated about sheridan's kidnapping and wondering where she could be.

Luis: Yeah, it's a nightmare, all right. If only the coast guard hadn't called off the search --

pilar: I know, but you said they told you that it was too dark and because of the fog they couldn't see anything and that they would resume the search first thing in the morning.

Luis: What if it's too late?

Pilar: We have to pray that it won't be, that sheridan will be found alive. In the meantime, you know there's nothing else you can do tonight.

Luis: So, we're supposed to do nothing?

Pilar: No. You can be here with beth and your son.

Luis: Yeah. It must not have been easy for her to give birth at home. I feel guilty for not being here.

Pilar: But you're here now. And I think that sheridan would want to be here. She wouldn't want you to leave beth and the baby alone right now.

Beth: They're never going to find sheridan's body. So we're home free.

Charlie: Which means we can now get rid of luis. Oh, man, I can't wait to whack that spiky-haired don juan.

Beth: Charlie, we should talk about that later, ok?

Charlie: Hey, no big discussion needed. I kill luis, end of story.

Mrs. Wallace: Hey, they're coming.

Luis: Hey.

Beth: Hey.

Luis: How are you feeling?

Beth: Better. Thank you.

Pilar: Congratulations, edna.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, thank you, sweet pilar.

Pilar: Oh, sorry, you must be beth's doctor. I'm pilar, luis' mother.

Charlie: Hi. Luis said you delivered the baby. How fortunate that you were here.

Beth: Yes, very fortunate. Should we all be wearing masks?

Charlie: What? Oh. Oh, no. No, I have a cold. Didn't want to spread germs around mother and son here.

Beth: Dr. Culver, would you mind getting me some tea, please?

Charlie: I'd be happy to.

Beth: Luis, I have to apologize.

Luis: Apologize for what?

Beth: For asking you to stay. I mean, I know how desperate you are to go out and find sheridan, I so I want you to go.

Luis: No, no. I'm going to stay here with you. Now, look, there's nothing that can be done with the search until morning, anyway.

Beth: You sure you want to stay?

Luis: Yeah. I'm going to stay here with you, all right? I just want to make sure you and the baby are ok.

Mrs. Wallace's voice: Wicked girl. Wicked, wicked girl.

Miguel: You're sure your premonition was about sheridan?

Charity: Yeah, miguel, I saw her. She's close by.

Miguel: Did you recognize the place?

Charity: She's in the water. She's in the water!

Miguel: Charity, tell me exactly what you saw.

Charity: I see sheridan. She's trapped at the bottom of the ocean, somehow, and then she's free and she floats up, up, up and breaks the surface.

Miguel: Oh, my god.

Charity: She's out there, miguel. She's out there somewhere in the water.

Miguel: Was she -- was she alive?

Charity: I don't know. You. What are you doing here?

Miguel: Charity, who are you talking to?

Death: I've come for sheridan.

Charity: No!

Death: Nothing can be done. I'm here for sheridan, and nothing can stop me.

Charity: No!

Miguel: Charity -- charity, what is it? Ok, who are you talking to?

Charity: Luis! We have to find luis right away! He has to know!

Whitney: You and chad were --

latoya: That's right. You've been running around with my man.

Whitney: So, wait, you're saying that you two are actually --

latoya: That's my husband. That's what I'm saying. And you better start listening.

Whitney: I don't believe you. It's a lie. Chad is not your husband.

Latoya: Want to bet?

Whitney: No. He's not married to you, ok? He would have told me if he were married.

Latoya: Why do you think he didn't?

Whitney: We're in love. We don't keep secrets from one another.

Latoya: Oh, no?

Whitney: I trust chad completely. Besides, he would never keep something like that from me.

Latoya: You sure about that?

Whitney: You're lying, ok?

Latoya: Ok. Let's not take my word for it. Let's ask the man himself. Chad?

Whitney: I don't need to ask chad. I know that it's not true.

Latoya: Chad, let's set miss family values here straight. Tell her the truth -- that I'm your wife and that we're married.

Ethan: Save my wife. I want you to save gwen.

Dr. Abel: I need you to be absolutely certain, ethan.

Ethan: I am.

Dr. Abel: I'll do everything possible.

Ethan: Thank you.

Theresa: Ethan, you can't do this. It's a mistake.

Ethan: What?

Theresa: I'm sorry. I know that this isn't easy for you, but it is the wrong choice. It's not what gwen wants.

Ethan: How would you know what gwen wants?

Theresa: Because I heard her. I heard her pleading with the nurses to save the baby. Ethan, I'm a mother, ok, and if it came down to choosing my son's life or my life, I would choose my son's life. Any mother would. Please, you can't do this. All right? The church tchches us the baby must come before the mother. You're a catholic. You cannot let your baby die.

Ethan: I'm also a husband, theresa, and I can't just let my wife die, either. I can't let gwen die.

Luis: Wow. He's got some grip on him. He won't let my finger go for anything.

Beth: He's going to be an athlete, just like his dad.

Charlie: Visitors.

Mrs. Wallace: Word travels fast, huh?

Miguel: Word of what? Mama, what are you doing here?

Pilar: I came to see my new grandchild, your nephew.

Miguel: What?

Luis: Meet your uncle miguel.

Miguel: Beth had the baby?

Pilar: Yes. I thought that's why you were here -- to congratulate her.

Miguel: No. Um --

charity: We didn't know.

Charlie: That's the same creepy girl from before, from the night I kidnapped sheridan.

Beth: Shh.

Charlie: She had this weird premonition. She could sense sheridan was close by, almost found her in the car. What's she up to now?

Beth: I don't know.

Miguel: I have to talk to you, luis. There's something I have to tell you.

Luis: What is it?

Miguel: Charity had a premonition, and it was about sheridan.

Luis: Charity, tell me everything that you saw in your premonition.

Charity: Ok. Shwawas in the water. And she was in a fishing net. At least I think that's what it was. And she was trapped. And all of a sudden, the fishing net came free and she floated to the surface.

Luis: What else?

Charity: I can't tell you anything else, luis. I just think that you should go to her. Go to her right now before it's too late.

Luis: I knew it. Sheridan was taken out on that boat. She was dumped out at sea. I've got to find her.

Latoya: Well, what are you waiting for, chad? Miss whitney here wants to know the truth. I'm not sure she can handle the truth, but tell her anyway that I'm your wife and we're married.

Whitney: Just tell me, chad. It isn't true, is it? I mean, she's lying, right? It's all just a big lie, right?

Chad: I wish it was.

Whitney: You mean that --

chad: Latoya is telling the truth. We're married.

Fox's voice: Yes.

Ethan: How can I let gwen die? I can't do that. I'm her husband, theresa. There's no way I'm going to let that happen.

Theresa: I understand, and I feel for you, ethan. I do.

Ethan: Your feelings have nothing to do with this.

Theresa: I just want you to know that I know that this isn't easy for you.

Ethan: Theresa, not easy?

Theresa: Ethan, please, what's important here is your baby, ok? I know that you're a husband, but you're also a father. And as a father, you have a responbibility to protect your child at all costs. You cannot sacrifice your baby's life in order to save gwen'S. It goes against everything that we believe in. It goes against our religion. If you do that, if you let your baby die in order to save gwen's life, you could lose your soul.

Ethan: Damn it, theresa, I don't want to sacrifice either one of them, but I'm forced to choose here, aren't I? You know, both choices are agonizing for me, but I've had to search my heart to figure out which one would be less devastating in the long run. Theresa, if our baby dies, gwen and I have to live with that pain for the rest of our lives, and we'll never fully recover from that. But if gwen dies, then our baby loses its mother. Our child grows up without a mother.

Theresa: No, ethan. No, your baby will have a mother. Your baby will have me. I will be your baby's mother. I will help you raise this child.

Luis: Jimmy, it's luis. Listen, I need you to patch me through to the coast guard. Commander yardley. Commander yardley, this is officer lopez fitzgerald. Now, listen, I've just received some new information. I need you to start another search. Sheridan is out there. How? Well, it's a little difficult to explain. Yeah, I know that we've already searched before, but I'm telling you, sheridan is out there. I have proof.

Charlie: Do you believe this? How does this freaky little girl know?

Beth: I don't know, but she does.

Mrs. Wallace: God -- god is with her. The angels speak to her.

Charlie: Shut up.

Beth: We just have to hope that charity doesn't know anything else.

Mrs. Wallace: Like the fact that you two kidnapped and murdered sheridan?

Luis: Noththis can't wait until morning. Look, every second counts. We have to find sheridan! I'm going to have to get a boat and go out there on my own, then.

Miguel: I'll help you, luis.

Luis: Thanks. Listen, charity, I need you to come, too, all right, in case you have another premonition ofayaybe where sheridan is or who did this to her. Let's go.

Miguel: Let's go. Charity? Hey.

Luis: Charity, what is it?

Charity: Beth.

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Singer: You are my passion for life

fox's voice: There's hope for me and whitney yet. Please, god, let this be true.

Whitney: But how? How is this possible?

Latoya: Check it out, honey. You say "I do," and the man pronounces you husband and wife.

Whitney: Chad, please.

Chad: It was a long time ago.

Latoya: Not all that long.

Chad: Latoya and I were dating for a while. We thought we were in love.

Latoya: Thought we were in love? I remember you couldn't stop telling me how crazy in love with me you were. "Oh, baby, you're my heart. You're the air I breathe." You get that stuff, too?

Chad: Be cool, toya.

Latoya: Oh, I'm so cool I'm giving your girl here chills.

Chad: Baby, one day latoya and I just decided to run off and get married. It was crazy. We were way too young, and we didn't think things through. That's when I realized what latoya was like. Yeah, our honeymoon was a real eye opener. Remember, latoya?

Latoya: No.

Chad: You know exactly what I'm talking about. You know what you did.

Latoya: Like you said, it was so long ago.

Chad: That's when I realized I blew it, made a terrible mistake. And I got out of the relationship as soon as I could.

Whitney: But, baby, I just can't believe you guys are actually married.

Chad: Latoya and I were married. But we're not married anymore. We haven't been married for years.

Latoya: Not true. We're still married. Legally, you're still my husband and I'm still your wife.

Ethan: You?

Theresa: I will be your baby's mother.

Ethan: Oh, my god, theresa.

Theresa: Ethan, I will raise your child like it's my own.

Ethan: What kind of monster are you?

Theresa: Monster?

Ethan: Gwen is in there fighting for her life, and you're looking at th as an opportunity to take her place?

Theresa: No, ethan.

Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? Are you -- are you this heartless?

Theresa: No, no --

ethan: Selfish?

Theresa: No, this isn't about me.

Ethan: Oh, god, of course it is.

Theresa: No, it's not, ethan. Listen to me, ok? This isn't about me. This is about making the right decision. This is about saving your baby. You can think the worst of me if you want to, but I am trying to stop you from making a horrible mistake. I am thinking of you.

Ethan: Nurse, nurse -- how is she?

Nurse: I'm soy, the situation has gotten more critical. Both your wife and your baby -- their condition has worsened. We may not be able to save either one of them. I'm terribly sorry.

Charity: Beth.

Mrs. Wallace: It looks like charity's powers have kicked in and she's connected beth to what happened to sheridan.

Beth: Yeah?

Luis: Charity's right. Look at how upset you are. I'm totally thoughtless. I'm so caught up in the news, I almost forgot about you and the baby.

Beth: Don't worry about it, ok? I know how desperate you are to get out there and find sheridan. So don't worry about me.

Luis: Ma, you'll stay here with beth and the baby, right?

Pilar: Of course I will.

Luis: Thanks for being so understanding. Let's go.

Pilar: Why don't I go to the kitchen and see what's there, and I'll fix us something to eat, huh?

Beth: That's a good idea.

Charlie: Man, when that creepy little blondeoiointed her finger at you, I thought it was all over, that they'd found us out.

Beth: So did I, but she didn'T.

Mrs. Wallace: It is only a matter of time. Weren't you listening? Charity knows that sheridan is in the water. She's going to lead luis straight to sheridan's body. Hey, precious, I hope you've finished knitting those prison sweaters because charlie and bethie are going straight to the pen. It's all over for you. Done for. Time to pay the piper. Ne, what are we doing tonight?

Whitney: You're still married to her?

Chad: No, toya's wrong. I divorced her a long time ago, before I left L.A.

Latoya: No, you didn'T.

Chad: I signed the divorce papers. We're no longer married.

Latoya: See, here's the thing, chad. You left too soon, and that was the problem. Because if you stuck around, you'd have made sure those papers were filed. But you burned rubber on the freeway. You were so anxious to get out. That was a mistake.

Chad: What are you trying to say?

Latoya: Everything happened so quick, I just wanted to make sure we weren't rushing into something without really thinking. A lot of people do that, you know -- get a divorce without talking it through.

Chad: What are you saying?

Latoya: I never filed those divorce papers. I couldn't bring myself to go through with it. You and me -- we're still married, chad.

Fox's voice: Yes, yes, and yes.

Puff dog: Oh, cuz, you are something else, girl.

Chad: Whitney, wait --

fox: Wait, wait, no. You stay here. You fix this, chad. I'll go with whitney. I'll make sure she's ok, all right?

Chad: Thanks, man.

Fox: Anytime.

Chad: Ok, latoya, what are you trying to pull here?

Mrs. Wallace: It's all over but the shouting, bethie. If I were you, I wouldn't shout. I'd just go quietly.

Beth: Well, you're not me, mother. Thank god.

Mrs. Wallace: Luis is going to find sheridan. And then the next thing is there's going to be a whole fleet of squad cars right outside our door.

Charlie: Pilar's still out in that kitchen cooking up a storm. Smells pretty good, too.

Beth: You know, I've been thinking. It could be charity's wrong. I mean, maybe she saw sheridan in the water, maybe not just floating on the surface.

Charlie: I don't see how she could be. I tied sheridan up in that fishing net. I weighted her down real good, too.

Beth: So s h had to stay at the bottom.

Charlie: No way, she couldn'T.

Mrs. Wallace: I heard that charity has a pretty good track record when it comes to, you know -- whoo, whoo -- seeing things. So I figure that sheridan must have gotten free of that net and floated her way right up to the top. You two -- you two are so certain that nobody would ever find her. Well, guess what -- luis is about to. Charity -- charity is going to lead him straight to her. Then he's going to come back for you and charlie horse, of course.

Charlie: I should have killed luis when I had the chance. Hey! What, are you nuts, precious?

Mrs. Wallace: She couldn't hear the tv from you two yammering like that, you know.

Charlie: I swear, if I didn't know better, I'd think that monkey had a thing for luis.

Beth: Ok, don't be so paranoid, charlie.

Mrs. Wallace: If you two just had half a brain between you, you would be good and scared. You know what, bethie? You should run out of town. You head out of here while you got the chance because once luis finds sheridan, it's going to be too late.

Beth: Listen, I'm not going anywhere, ok? We don't even know that luis found sheridan. It's a long shot at best.

Mrs. Wallace: Not that long. And don't bet against charity. Boy, do I wish she had been around in my heyday. I would have used her at the track. Couple of trifectas, I would have been in fat city right now.

Beth: All right. All right. Now, let's just say that charity leads luis to sheridan. So what? It doesn't matter.

Mrs. Wallace: Of course it matters.

Beth: Why? How? I mean -- hello -- the dead can't speak. And I don't give a damn if luis finds sheridan because I know that she d dead.

Luis: Either one of you sees anything, shout out. I'll shine my light on it.

Miguel: It's so dark out here, it's going to be hard to see anything.

Luis: Well, I don't give a damn how dark it is. We're going to stay out here until we find sheridan.

Miguel: Luis, we're with you, man.

Luis: Charity, you sense anything?

Charity: I'm trying to concentrate, but it's not like before.

Luis: What does that mean?

Charity: I'm not seeing things that are specific.

Miguel: Can you try again?

Charity: I just -- I sense her nearby.

Luis: That's all I need to hear. I'm going to do whatever it takes to find sheridan.

Miguel: What are you going to do?

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Chad: How come you're not saying anything, latoya? You had a lot to say before. You run your mouth real good.

Puff dog: Hey, hey, go easy, chad.

Chad: Stay out of this, puffy.

Puff dog: What's the big deal, man? You screwed up. It happens.

Chad: No, I didn't screw up. Latoya did.

Puff dog: You know what, I don't think whitney saw it that way.

Chad: You're not saying anything, latoya.

Layaya: What do you want me to say?

Chad: You're trying to pull something here, and I want to know what it is.

Latoya: I'm telling the truth.

Chad: The hell you are.

Latoya: I'm still your wife, and you're still my husband.

Chad: No. I don't want anything to do with you.

Puff dog: Hey, see, that's cold, man.

Chad: Not now, not ever.

Puff dog: And you two made such a pretty couple.

Chad: I'm in love with whitney. She's the only woman I want.

Latoya: Well, I got a news flash for you. Puff dog's right. Your uptown chick just took off on you. I don't think she saw it your way

chad: She will. I'm going to go talk to her and explain.

Latoya: Explain what, that you lied to her?

Chad: I didn'T.

Latoya: That it slipped your mind you were married?

Chad: No, I thought for sure we were divorced.

Latoya: Even if we were, don't you think miss uppity is going to want to know why you didn't tell her about me? Face it, chad -- that upstanding girl you're living with is not going to like this. So if I were you, I'd start looking for new living arrangements because the way I figure it, that girl is not going to want anything to do with you anymore.

Fox: Whitney?

Whitney: I don't want to talk about it right now, fox, ok?

Fox: Ok. You don't have to talk about it. I just -- hey, I don't want you to be alone.

Whitney: I just don't understand. I can't believe this is really happening.

Fox: I wish there were something I could do for you.

Whitney: I'm just glad you're here, fox. I don't know what I would have done if you weren'T.

Fox: Hey, I'm not going anywhere, ok?

Whitney: Ok.

Fox: I'll be here for you. I'm always going to be here for you.

Ethan: I could lose both of them -- gwen and the baby.

Theresa: Please, ethan, you've got to talk to the doctor.

Ethan: Ereresa, please go away.

Theresa: You've got to talk to dr. Abel. Tell him you changed your mind. Tell him that you want to save the baby.

Ethan: Theresa, did you not hear the nurse? Were you not listening? They might not be able to save either one of them.

Theresa: I know. And I know that you think I am a monster, but I'm willing to risk you thinking the worst of me in order for me to stop you from doing something wrong, something that our religion tells us goes against god. Please, ethan, I am worried for your soul.

Ethan: Doctor, how are they? How's gwen and the baby?

Miguel: She's got to be out here, right?

Charity: Near

miguel: Near the boat?

Charity: I can't tell, but, miguel, we have to find her soon because if we don't --

miguel: What?

Charity: Look, I didn't want to tell luis, miguel, but I have a really bad feeling that it's already too late.

Luis: Sheridan! Sheridan! Sheridan!

Beth: You were so hungry. Mommy's little darling was hungry. Yes, you were.

Mrs. Wallace: And darling's little mommy is a fool.

Beth: Don't listen to your grandma. She's just a cranky old crone.

Mrs. Wallace: Sitting there, so calm, so cool, so collected, while luis is out finding sheridan.

Beth: She's also the most annoying person on the face of the earth. Yes, she is.

Mrs. Wallace: Like nero, fiddling while rome burned.

Charlie: Who's nero?

Mrs. Wallace: As I suspected, a true scholar.

Charlie: Don't get smart with me.

Beth: Ignore her, charlie, she's rambling again.

Charlie: You're all making me nuts.

Mrs. Wallace: We're -- you came out of the womb nuts.

Charlie: I am warning you, old woman!

Beth: Calm down, charlie. Go take a walk or something.

Charlie: Yeah, yeah, ok. I need some fresh air. Something around here smells.

[Mrs. Wallace blows raspberry]

Mrs. Wallace: What's going on, precious? Something new going on with that crazy california election? Boy, everybody and his mother is running.

Reporter: We're interrupting our regular programming to bring you this special report. We're live at harmony wharf, where a search for the missing heiress sheridan crane is underway.

Luis: Miguel! Miguel!

Miguel: I can hear you, luis!

Luis: I think I found something!

Miguel: Where are you?

Luis: Over here!

Miguel: I see you! Ok, we'll be right there!

Reporter: Something might be happening. We're moving down the wharf.

Luis: Sheridan. Sheridan! I found sheridan! I found her!

Reporter: From what we can hear, it sounds like sheridan crane has been found. What we don't know is whether she's dead or alive.

Mrs. Wallace: You better hope for dead, missy.

[Charity gasps]

Miguel: What is it?

Death: You're too late.

Charity: No!

Miguel: Charity, what's wrong?

[Death laughs]

Luis: I've got you.

Ethan: Oh, my god. My wife is dead.

Charity: No, you can't take her! Sheridan can't be dead!

Luis: Whoever you are and wherever you are, I'm going to hunt you down and make you pay for this.

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