Passions Transcript Thursday 9/18/03

Passions Transcript Thursday 9/18/03

by Eric

[Music plays]

Fox: Um, look, I -- I feel really bad about what happened earlier, you know, how a simple dance lesson turned into a heavy-duty make-out session.

Singer: Whatever it takes

whitney: Like this?

Fox: Yes, like that. Just move your hips a little.

Singer: You know I've got to get to you

fox: Just move your body with my body.

Singer: I hope you're feeling me, girl

singers: Just like I'm feeling you

singer: Just like I'm feeling you, oh

singers: Roses are red and violets are blue and hello, viki, I love you here's a box of chocolates just for you I hope you're feeling me like I'm feeling you

fox: Well, I hope you're not embarrassed.

Whitney: I how can I not be? I mean, you made that dance so sexy that I fantasized I was dancing with chad. Before I knew it, I was actually kissing you, thinking you were the man I love.

Fox: Huh. I was thinking about the love of my life, too, so --

whitney: Theresa?

Fox: Listen, I just want to make sure that we're cool. Everything's cool, right?

Whitney: Everything's fine.

Fox: Yeah?

Whitney: Yeah.

Fox: Ok, wonderful. Well, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go get us something cold to drink.

Whitney: Ok.

Fox: Ok, I'll be right back.

Fox: Soon, I'll be the only man you'll thi about. We'll be together, chad will be with syd.

Chad: Yeah, that song you sang earlier? I'm thinking at the end, you should go up a key on "drives you crazy."

Syd: Yeah. That'll sound fantastic, chad. You know, I love working with you.

Syd: Who are you? What do you want?

Man: Yo, chad. Didn't expect to see you on my turf again.

Syd: You know these people?

Chad: I know they're nothing but trouble. Ci

theresa: You see? We love each other. And the only way that we can be happy is to be together. Nothing should ever come between our love, not even gwen being pregnant.

Ethan: Theres--

gwen: So, this is where the cranes hang their hatshehen they're in los angeles. Very, very nice. Hmm. Oh. Oh, look at that view. Oh, I'll go check it out and then find ethan and surprise him. Oh, my god.

Beth: And if that horse and cart fall down you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town isn't this wonderful, mother? Everything's finally perfect.

Mrs. Wallace: Perfectly awful, you mean. You are nuts, bethie. You're certifiab.. you stole sheridan's baby and charlie is down in the basement set to kill sheridan, and you think everything is perfect?

Beth: Well, duh. I have a baby that luis thinks is mine. Sheridan is just a bullet away from ever causing me any more grief. And precious is going to change your diapers for the rest of your life. Yeah, everything is perfect. And -- and as soon as charlie comes up here and tells me that she killed sheridan, I'll kill charlie. And then me and luis and our baby will live happily ever after.

[Beth giggles]

Luis: No, hank, you're right. Whoever kidnapped sheridan may have already -- already gotten rid of her.

Hank: Someone went to a lot of trouble to make us think she was in paris so we'd stop looking.

Luis: Yep. Now we may never find her. At least not alive.

Charlie: It's check-out time.

Sheridan: Please let me live. Let me have my baby back!

Charlie: No more reprieves, no more ga-ga, goo-goos with the brat. You're going to bite this bullet, sheridan, here and now!

Sheridan: Please.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird I knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

gwen: Oh, my god, it's you.

Ethan: Gwen, what -- what are you doing here? I thought you were going to stay at the hospital.

Gwen: Um, babe, don't I get a hug or a kiss or something?

Ethan: Yes. Of course.

Gwen: Thank you.

Ethan: Sorry.

Gwen: Mmm. Mmm. Hey, I thought you would be, you know, in bed asleep. I just was going to surprise you. And then I came here and I saw the view and I went to check it out, and it's incredible. This whole place is just -- it's incredible. Oh, honey, I can't tell you how happy I am to be here right now.

Ethan: Well, did -- did dr. Abel release you or --

gwen: Yeah, he was going to in the morning, but I couldn't wait. I wanted to get here with you to relax, and now I can.

Ethan: Well, you sure everything -- I mean, everything's ok? You're not putting --

gwen: Oh --

ethan: The baby and you at risk by being here or anything?

Gwen: No, honey, the baby's fine. And now that I am here in your arms, I am better than ever. I love having you all to myself.

Luis: What am I saying? Sheridan -- sheridan can't be dead. I would feel it if she were. No, sheridan is alive. Sheridan's alive, and chances are that she is somewhere here in harmony. Hank, we just have to find her.

Hank: I'm with you, buddy, but that's a tall order.

Luis: All right, well, we can do it, all right? We have to. We just need to stay focused and keep a clear head, ok? I'm telling you, sheridan is out there somewhere and she needs me to find her, and I will.

Hank: What can I do to help?

Luis: That's right. All right, we just need to go back to the beginning. All right, this all started when someone set fire to sheridan's cottage. And there was that woman who -- who shsasaid stalked her at the hospital. And then there was -- there was that woman who menaced her at the wharf. All right, now that was a woman that sheridan had never seen before. We just need to find someone, an eyewitness who's seen that woman, someone who can give us a description.

Hank: Oh, my god

luis: What?

Hank: I can't believe I didn't put it together till just now. I know who did it, luis. I know who kidnapped sheridan.

Beth: Oh, I can't wait till you meet your daddy. I know you're going to love luis just as much as I do. Your father is a very special man. That's why I went to so much trouble to have you. But it was worth it. Just look at you. Mama's sweet little baby. Aw. Mother, mother, I think -- I think my baby has my eyes.

Mrs. Wallace: Merciful angels. It's like you really think that baby is yours.

Beth: He is mine. He's all mine.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, no. No, bethie, and you're not going to get away with it. You kidnap sheridan, you take her baby, and you kill sheridan and charlie? No, heaven -- heaven will not let you get away with it! Uh-uh.

Beth: I already did, mother. I got my baby. Now I'll just have to tie up a few loose ends and I'm home free.

Mrs. Wallace: Having two dead bodies around is not loose ends.

Beth: Shh! Shh! You'll scare the baby.

Mrs. Wallace: Mark my words, serial mom, somebody or something is going to stop you yet!

Beth: Don't be ridicul--

[Knock on door]

Mrs. Wallace: Oh. Better late than never!

Antonio: Beth, it's antonio. I need to talk to you about sheridan.

Beth: Oh, my god. What am I going to do? Antonio can't see me wiwith the baby. Precious took my sugar sack to make the cotton candy. Oh -- the basement door's open. He can't hear charlie kill sheridan. He'll hear the gunshot! Everything will be ruined!

Antonio: Beth, open up!

Mrs. Wallace: Angels in heaven, thank you! Thank you for sending antonio! Now the truth is finally going to come out!

Glory, glory hallelujah glory, glory hallelujah

sheridan: Please, don't kill me, please.

Charlie: Are you kidding? I've waited a long time for this!

Sheridan: No, no, let me see my baby again.

Charlie: You didn't want the brat to see you die. And it's not going to, I am. Goodbye and good riddance.

Sheridan: No.

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fox: Here you go.

Whitney: Thank you.

Fox: You're very welcome. Oh, and by the way, you're an amazing dancer, really. I was going to say it earlier, but our -- our kissing kind of sidetracked things, so --

whitney: You really think I'm good? I'm -- I'm talking about the dancing.

Fox: Oh.

Whitney: God.

Fox: Um, yeah, you're good, you're fantastic.

Whitney: Oh, thanks.

Fox: Um, did you take lessons growing up or --

whitney: No, uh-uh. Until I left harmony, my whole life was about tennis. Now it's about chad and music and becoming a singer.

Fox: Hmm.

Whitney: Being here in los angeles, being with chad, it all finally feels right. Not that I didn't enjoy tennis, because I did, but I've just never felt this free before, this happy, ever. I'm really sorry things aren't going well between you and theresa. I want you to find love, just like I have love with chad. Finding true love can really change your life, huh?

Fox: I know what you mean.

Chad: What do you want, puff dog?

Puff dog: That's all you got for me, chad? What do I want?

Chad: Cut to the chase, man. I ain't got all night.

Puff dog: All right, you want to know what I want? Her. Yeah. She's what I want.

Luis: Well, what are you thinking, hank? Who has sheridan?

Hank: What are you doing?

Charlie: What does it look like? Killing blondie. Blondie has to die

hank: Remember I told you about that weird woman who was destroying the blondie dolls?

Luis: Yeah, yeah, I joked that once you were a full-time cop, you were going to see all kinds of czizies. So what?

Hank: She was crazy, all right. She kept saying that blond--

luis: She kept saying what, hank?


Hank: She kept saying blondie had to die.

Luis: Oh, my god. So it's got to be the same woman who accosted sheridan on the wharf.

Hank: It makes sense. Damn it.

Luis: What?

Hank: She told me her name, but I can't remember. Hold on.

Luis: Well, think, hank. Just think!

Hank: Give me a second. Hold on. I'm sorry, man, I can't remember.

Luis: All right, well, maybe it'll come to you. All right, the important thing is that we get her picture out there. I'm going to have a sketch artist work up a composite based on your description. Look, name or no name, this is the break we've been waiting for, buddy.

Hank: Buddy, I know you can't give up hope, but for sheridan to be alive after all this time would be a miracle. Odds are if that woman kidnapped sheridan, she's already killed her.

Antonio: That was a gunshot. Beth? Are you all right in there?

Beth: What -- what am I going to do? I can't let antonio find the baby. I can't let him find out that charlie just blew sheridan's brains out in the basement.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, heavenly hosts, I am so sorry, so sorry that sweet sheridan had to die. But if that means bringing my evil daughter to justice, then sheridan will not have died in vain! And beth will finally, finally pay for all her wickedness!

Hallelujah hallelujah

beth: Shh, shh, shut up. Just let me think.

Mrs. Wallace: Hallelujah hey, antonio! Come on in, and be quick about it!

Beth: Shh.

Charlie: I did it. I killed sheridan.

Charlie: After all this time, you're finally dead. Yeah, you won't be causing me or beth or anyone any more trouble ever again.

Chad: Oh, you want syd? What the hell's your problem, man? Syd ain't your property.

Puff dog: I ain't saying she is. I just want to lay down some tracks for my label.

Syd: What?

Chad: Oh, you want her to record for your label? Well, that's too bad because syd's already under contract with the label we both work for.

Puff dog: Hey, the way I see it, that contract ain't legal.

Syd: Um, excuse me, pound dog, but just who do you think you are?

Puff dog: Yeah, it's puff dog.

Syd: Whatever. And F.Y.I., Even if I weren't under contract, I wouldn't sign on your label. Your rap is crap as far I'm concerned.

Puff dog: Oh, no, she did not.

Syd: Oh, what? I mean, it's a free country and it's my opinion, so deal with it. And get some pants that fit while you're at it.

Man: What's up with this?

Puff dog: Hey, hey, it's all right, it's all right. You got spunk. I like that.

Syd: Well, flattery will get you diddly, hotdog.

Puff dog: It's puff dog.

Syd: Whatever. Chad is my producer and I'm not leaving him. So why don't you and your homeboys take a hike back to the hood.

Puff dog: You have no idea who you're disrespecting, do you?

Syd: Do me a favor and keep it that way. Now, get lost, puppy dog. Chad and I got some work to do.

Puff dog: Why don't you tell her, chad? Why don't you tell the lady who I am and why she needs to be a littleorore ladylike with me and my boys?

Syd: Don't even waste your breath.

Puff dog: Tell her, chad. Tell syd that if I don't get the respect I deserve, I can make her life a living hell. Like I did yours, remember?

Whitney: I mean, will you listen to me? Here I am talking about how happy I am with chad when you're trying so hard to make theresa fall in love with you. I'm sorry. I feel guilty.

Fox: No. Whitney, come on, don't feel guilty. I want you to be happy. Besides, you know what, I don't think theresa and I will ever end up together. She's so hung up on ethan, I don't think she'll ever get him out of her system.

Whitney: Fox, the situation is frustrating.

Fox: You can say that again.

Whneney: But you just have to be more patient. Look, we both know that ethan's not going to leave gwen. Theresa's just going to have to find out the hard way. I mean, and who knows, maybe something freaky will happen and theresa will finally realize that fate doesn't mean for her and ethan to be together.

Gwen: Well, I am going to go freshen up, and then I'm going to crawl in bed with you, my sexy husband. And then after we get reacquainted, oh, I just want to lay in your arms all night -- your loving, strong arms.

Ethan: Well, then, hey, I'll get a hotel. We'll have much more privacy there.

Gwen: Honey, no, no, I'm here and I'm not leaving. Uh-uh.

Ethan: No, you don't -- there's too many people around here. You're not going to be able to get the rest that you need.

Gwen: Baby, don't argue with me. I am sure I'm going to be fine. But now if you would please point me in the direction of the bathroom.

Ethan: Sure.

Gwen: Nature calls, and being pregnant doesn't give me much time to answer.

Ethan: Right. Yeah, it's right down the hall.

Gwen: Ok.

Ethan: Ok.

Gwen: Love you.

Ethan: Oh, man.

Theresa: Ok, that was close, ethan.

Ethan: Yeah, that was real close. She almost caught us together there.

Theresa: I know. Look, I don't want anything to happen to gwen and the baby, I really don't, but, you know, I almost wish that would have found us together because then she would know the truth.

Ethan: What do you mean, that I've been lying to her about you being here in L.A.?

Theresa: No, that you still love me.

Ethan: Theresa, theresa, no, ok, I told you, I can't be with you. The kiss was a mistake. She's my wife and we're having a baby together.

Theresa: Ethan, you love me, and deep down in your heart of hearts, you know that we belong together. I --

ethan: Look, look, it doesn't matter. Ok, look, I don't want anything to happen to gwen and that baby. You don't, either, right?

Theresa: I don't, no.

Ethan: Ok, then she can't know that you're here in L.A., Much less that we've been here together at this apartment, so you need to get your stuff out of that bedroom before she sees it.

Theresa: Ok, all right, because we agreed that it'd be best if gwen didn't know that I was here until after the baby was born.

Ethan: Right, so please, please hurry.

Theresa: Ok. Yeah, I'm gog g to move stuff, ok, that's fine, ethan, but let me just tell you something -- I can hide my things, but it's not going to hide the fact that you still love me, and eventually gwen is going to find out.

Ethan: I'm afraid if gwen finds out how I feel about theresa, god knows what could happen.

Beth: Oh, I can't believe this is happening!

[Pounding on door]

Mrs. Wallace: Hurry, antonio open the door and come in here!

Beth: Shh!

Antonio: The door's locked!

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, wouldn't you know it!

Antonio: I'm going to have to break it down!

Mrs. Wallace: Well, do whatever you have to do! Just hurry up and get in here!

Beth: No, stop telling him to come in!

Mrs. Wallace: It is too late, missy! You see, luis' brother is going to come rushing through that door and he's going to see you with sheridan's baby! And guess what -- I'm going to send him down to the basement, and then he'll see that charlie has killed sheridan! And then -- then I am going to see you rot in prison for the rest of your ugly life!

Antonio: Beth? Open the door!

Beth: Ok, baby. Ok, come on. That's it, come on. That's a good boy.


Antonio: Mrs. Wallace?

Beth: Precious, precious, come on, come on. Come on, let's go. Hurry. Hurry. Now, you go in the kitchen and keep the baby quiet. Close the basement door so antonio can't hear!


Antonio: What's going on in there? Someone open the door!

Beth: Coming!

Mrs. Wallace: Hey, hey, what are you going to do about your stomach, huh? You may have hid sheridan's baby, but how are you going to hide the fact that you are not pregnant?

Beth: Oh, damn it!

Antonio: Beth?

Beth: Just a mine!E!

Beth: Thanks for your help, mommy.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, drat! Drat!

Antonio: Well, here goes. Look, I heard a gunshot in here. What's going on?

Charlie: Ok, blondie. Now all that's left to do is to bury you.

Sheridan: You are not going to kill me or take my baby! Cs

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singer: You are my passion for life

fox: Don't worry about me and theresa, whitney. I'm convinced that things will work out just the way they're supposed to.

Whitney: You know, I think you're pretty brave for trying to hide how hurt you really are.

Fox: Thank you very much. But if I'm brave, it's only because I know I have you in my corner. Really, I'm never going toto forget what you're doing for me. Never.

Whitney: Well, I care about you, fox. I want you to be happy in love, just like I'm happy with chad.

Fox: Uh-huh. Hey, I got an idea.

Whitney: Hmm?

Fox: What do you say we dance again just one more time so that we can prove to ourselves that we can do it without winding up in a lip lock.

Whitney: I'm -- I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

Fox: Ok. I just -- I don't know, I thought you wanted to learn how to dance so hot and heavy with chad, so trying to do you a favor.

Whitney: Well, I did, but losing control out there and throwing myself at you like that kind of caught me by surprise, that's all.

Fox: Hmm. No, I understand. It's too bad, though. I had a couple of moves that you could've used on chad, pretty hot and heavy.

Whitney: Well, I did want to dance with chad the way you danced with theresa out there.

Fox: Yeah?

Whitney: Uh-huh.

Fox: Well, practice makes perfect.

Whitney: You think we can dance without getting carried away, right?

Fox: Are you asking me? What do you think? I don't know, what do you think?

Whitney: Um -- ok.

Fox: Yeah?

Whitney: Let's do it.

Fox: Ok, well, that's what I wanted to hear. Let's go.

Chad: You know, I'm surprised you don't bring your press clippings to show people, puff dog. I mean, I know how much you love to see your name in the paper.

Puff dog: Yeah, well, you know, sometimes the damn paper don't get it right.

Syd: Oh, my god. I know who you are. You were accused of killing all those people.

Puff dog: Yeah, well, they never proved nothing in no court of law, so --

syd: Why would you want me on your record label? I mean, I'm not like any other artist you have.

Puff dog: See, that's exactly why I want you, baby. Puff dog's getting bigger, branching out.

Chad: Well, branch out with someone else. Syd ain't switching labels, ever.

Antonio: Beth, are you ok?

Beth: Yeah, I'm fine.

Antonio: Mrs. Wallace? You all right?

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, yeah, I am fine, honey, now that you are here.

Antonio: Where's precious?

Beth: Precious is fine. We're all fine. I don't know what you heard, buitit wasn't a gunshot.

Antonio: Look, I know I heard a gunshot, and it came from somewhere in this house.

Beth: No, it didn'T.

Antonio: Yeah, it did. What are you talking about? I heard it.

Beth: Well, I heard what you heard, but it wasn't a gunshot, and it just sounded like it came from the house.

Antonio: What do you mean?

Beth: Well, um, we've got this neighbor who's got this junky old car in his garage, you know, and he's always working on it, and we're used to it, but when it backfires, it totally sounds like a gunshot.

Antonio: Well, you know what, it sounded like a gunshot to me and it sounded like it came from right inside this house.

Beth: I know, it's just so funny how sound travels, isn't it? And, you know, all the houses on this block are really close together, so I can see why you thought the sound came from in here.

Beth's voice: I've got to call charlie and tell her to keep it down till I get rid of anton..

beth: Do you want some coffee?

Antonio: Yeah, please.

Beth: Ok.

Antonio: Oh, beth, I need to talk to you about sheridan before you go.

Beth: I got to give mother her medication before I forget, ok? Hold on. Now, I'm going to give you your medication, mother. Now, you keep antonio in here and keep your big mouth shut about sheridan if you know what's good for you. Ok, I'll be right back.

Mrs. Wallace: Antonio. You have got to stop the monsters. They have sheridan!

Luis: Good, he's already set up. Gerald, how you doing? Good to see you. This is hank bennett, sam's brother.

Gerald: You're training at the police academy.

Hank: Hope to be one of harmony's finest before much longer.

Luis: Mm-hmm, that's right, buddy. Let's just hope your training can help you give us some details so we can have a really good sketch. Now, listen, we need this composite asap. The thing is we have reason to believe that this woman is linked to sheridan's disappearance. As soon as we can get a workable sketch, we can blanket the town with copies, hopefully track her down.

Hank: Let's get to it.

Luis: Just hope whoever this woman is is still in harmony.

Charlie: What the hell --

sheridan: Oh, no, bitch, but that is where you're going!

Charlie: You're supposed to be dead. I shot you at point-blank range!

Sheridan: I moved at the last second. It was just a graze. You didn't miss by much.

Charlie: Yeah. Well, this time I won't miss at all.

Sheridan: Please, please. Xd

gwen: Nice powder room. Of course, only the best for the cranes. I cannot wait to see what our bathroom looks like.

Ethan: Yeah, you know what, why don't we just go back to the living room. I can make some popcorn, we can watch some tv.

Gwen: Honey, is something wrong?

Ethan: No. No, no, nothing's wrong. Why? Of course not.

Gwen: Then why are you acting like you don't want me to go in the bedroom? What, do you have another woman in there or something?

Theresa: Ok. All right. All right, I have got to hurry. But you know what, one day ethan and I will be together because he cannot deny our love.

Ethan: Why would you think I had another woman in the bedroom?

Gwen: Baby, I'm joking. Of course you don't have another woman in your bedroom. Come on, you. Let's get to bed. Mmm.

Ethan: Are you sure you don't want some ice cream? How about a sandwich or something? I could whip up a sandwich.

Gwen: All I want is to be in your arms.

Theresa: Oh, god. Oh, my go

gwen: I was wrong. You do have a woman in here.

Gwen: You have me, your very loving wife.

Ethan: Oh -- yeah. Right. Oh, you know what, hon,, I'm hungry. I would love to get something from the kitchen. Why don't you come with me and we can see what's on hand and we can go watch a movie or something in the living room.

Gwen: Sweetheart, I'm sorry, I'm just really tired. You know, all I want to do is get into bed and curl up with you. But if you're hungry, by all means, you know, go get something to eat. I'll just wait right here for you, ok?

Ethan: Ok.

Gwen: I should've known.

Ethan: What?

Gwen: I have to use the bathroom again. Oh, the joys of pregnancy!

Ethan: Fun.

Ethan: Theresa, come on, you need to get out of here.

Theresa: Ethan, I have not gotten all of my stuff yet.

Ethan: Well, get new stuff,k?K?

Theresa: I can't afford new stuff! And if gwen sees my stuff here, she's going to know that I'm here!

Ethan: Ok, ok, fine. Just hurry up.

Gwen: I won't be much longer.

Theresa: My god.

Ethan: What, what?

Theresa: Stuck.

Ethan: It's stuck?

Theresa: Yes, it's stuck.

Ethan: Ok, let me try.

Gwen: Be right out.

[Ethan groans]

Charlie: If at first you don't succeed like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Phone rings]

Charlie: What the -- what the hell does she want? Yeah?

Beth: We -- we heard the gunshot. Is sheridan dead?

Charlie: No, no, she moved at the last second. But I'll get it right this time.

Beth: No, no, don't shoot her, at least not yet.

Charlie: Why not?

Beth: Because antonio is here. Let me get rid of him, then you can kill her.

Charlie: Ok, but be quick about it. All right. Looks like you get a little longer to live. If this is what you call living. Then bang, bang, you're dead.

Antonio: Mrs. Wallace, what are you talking about? What are you talking about the monsters having sheridan?

Mrs. Wallace: It's true! It's terrible, but true. Angels, please forgive me for not telling you soerer!

Antonio: Telling me what?

Mrs. Wallace: Everything! I have to tell you that the monsters have sheridan!

[Music plays]

Whitney: So far, so good.

Fox: You got that right.

Whitney: Well, we did it.

Fox: Yes.

Whitney: We proved that we can dance without ending in a lip lock.

Fox: See? See? No problem. We should do this more often. There's no reason why we shouldn'T. I could teach you all kinds of dance moves, you know --

whitney: Yeah.

Fox: Use it on chad.

Whitney: Won't he be surprised.

Fox: Surprised? I think so. Chad is going to be blown away when he finds out what we've been up to.

Whitney: Well, I guess it's my turn to get us some cold drinks.

Fox: Ok.

Fox: You will be mine, whitney. You should be mine. I know it in my heart, even if you don't know it yet. And I will have you. I don't care what I have to do and I don't care how hard I have to push chad to get m m out of the way. You will be mine.

Puff dog: You saying no to me, chad?

Chad: That's right. Syd ain't singing for your label. I won't allow it.

Puff dog: You hear that, my brothers? He says he won't allow it. Well, as far as I'm concerned, if you ain't around, there ain't a whole lot you can do about it, right?

Chad: You threatening me?

Puff dog: I'm just saying I ain't shy about eliminating the competition.

[Ethan groans]

Theresa: God, it's no use! My suitcase won't budge!

Gwen: Here I come, ready or not!

Ethan: Oh, my god, if gwen finds you here, my marriage is over.

Luis: This has to work. We have to find sheridan.

Hank: Luis? We're finished. Come take a look.

Luis: This is her? This is the woman?

Hank: Pretty fair likeness.

Luis: Yeah. You know what, she looks familiar. Think I've seen this woman around town before. We find her, we'll find sheridan.

Charlie: I've waited a long time to kill you, sheridan. What's five more minutes? Yeah, the next time this phone rings, I get the go-ahead to shoot you, and that'll be one bullet you don't dodge.

Antonio: Mrs. Wallace, just calm down and tell me what's going on. Tell me where sheridan is.

Mrs. Wallace: The monsters have had her all along! Now, it may not be too late to save her! You have got to try!

Antonio: Are you saying you know where sheridan is?

Mrs. Wallace: Yes!

Antonio: Tell me.

Mrs. Wallace: Yes! Yes! The monsters have her.

Antonio: Tell me where sheridan is, mrs. Wallace. Tell me where she is.

Beth: Now, mommy will be right back, but while I'm gone, auntie precious is going to give you your baby bottle, ok? Hey, now you keep him quiet or you're going to be dancing for chimp change with the first organ-grinder I can find. Hey, get the baby one. Come on. Help me out here.

Beth: Momother? Antonio, what's going on?

Antonio: Your mother just told me everything, beth. It's over. It's all over.

Beth: He's going to see my baby. It's all over.

Eve: I have no husband. I've lost it.

Charlie: Now you're going to die, and there's nothing you gldo to stop me!

Ethan: No, gwen, gwen, don't go in the closet!

Gwen: Oh, my god.

Syd: Chad! Stop it!

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