Passions Transcript Thursday 9/4/03
Mielel: You're going to love fenway.
Charity: Oh, yeah?
Miguel: It's, like, the coolest ballpark. Yeah.
Tabitha: Look at them, endora. Kay's mortal, but she thinks like us. And if charity and miguel think they're going to have a lovely evening out together, they've got another think coming because our friend kay has come up with a plan to stop them. Oh, she does very good work, that girl -- or should I say very bad.
Kay: There will be no boston tonight, miguel, no red sox. I've got other plans for you.
Miguel: What's up?
Charity: Are you sure you don't want to hang out here with kay? I mean, she did just get out of the hospital.
Miguel: Simone's here, you know, and so is tabitha. They said they'd look after her.
Charity: Yeah, I know, but --
miguel: Charity -- charity, I've really been looking forward to going to this game, all right? We need some time alone together, and nobody is going to stop us.
Simone: How are you going to keep miguel and charity apart this time?
Gwen: No matter what you say, ethan, I think theresa and fox would be perfect together.
Ethan: Gwen -- gwen, I disagree.
Gwen: I know you do, and I'm having trouble understanding why.
Ethan: Look, I told you -- I just don't think that much of fox.
Gwen: Honey, he's your half brother.
Ethan: It doesn't make any difference, ok? The guy's a cad. He always has been a cad. He won't treat theresa well.&
Gwen: Well, I'm sorry, I really don't care how theresa gets treated. And if fox is a cad, then theresa is the female equivalent and they deserve each other.
Theresa: I cannot tell you how thrilled I am, how grateful I am that you are going to help with my plan to get ethan back.
Fox: Well, good, but I haven't even done anything yet.
Theresa: Oh, no, no, you will, ok? You are going to wine me, you're going to dine me, you're going to send me flowers, you're going to take me on all these romantic dates to make it look like you are madly in love with me, which is going to make ethan so jealous.
Fox: You hope.
Theresa: No, he will be. And then he is going to realize that he could lose me and he will do anything he can to get me back.
Chad: Bad idea, whitney.
Whitney: What, chad, theresa and fox coming with us to the restaurant tonight?
Chad: No, dinner is a good idea. Playing matchmaker isn'T.
Whitney: Oh, come on, chad. Look, if theresa falls in love with fox and they actually become a couple, theresa will stop all these crazy schemes she has to try to get ethan back. And fox already told you that he does love theresa, and he doesn't mind my trying to help them get together.
Chad: Yeah, I know, but --
whitney: But what?
Chad: Baby, look, something just doesn't add up. Ok, something's off, weird.
Whitney: Nothing's weird. Theresa and fox make a perfect couple.
Sheridan: Luis, help. Luis, help me and our baby.
Luis: It's locked. You got a key? The picture from the police fundraiser. You love this picture.
Beth: Yeah, I do love that picture.
Luis: We can get it reframed, and we'll get new glass.
Beth: Yeah, we can get it fixed.
Luis: Beth, what are you doing?
Beth: Um -- the key -- yeah, I can't seem to locate it.
Luis: Well, there it is. Thank you, precious.
Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird I knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life
charity: It's getting late.
Miguel: Yeah, we'll leave in a few minutes. I just want to make sure kay's really all right, then we'll get going, ok?
Charity: Maybe it isn't ok. Maybe it's wrong of us to even think about going when it's so soon after she's had the baby.
Miguel: Charity, like I said, simone and tabitha are here. Besides, if anyone needs to get ahold of me, they can just call me on my cell phone.
Charity: Still, miguel --
miguel: Charity, we need this time alone, just you and me.
Simone: It's going to take a lot to keep miguel and charity apart, so what kind of scheme do you have planned now?
Kay: You know, you really ought to stop eavesdropping on people, simone.
Simone: You're plotting something, kay. I can tell by the look on your face. But then again, you're always plotting something.
Kay: You know, the last thing I need right now is you coming down on me. I've had a very hard time -- my emergency c-section, my baby almost dying --
simone: And miguel has been there every step of the way.
Kay: Yeah, well, he should be, simone. He should be there for the mother of his child.
Simone: And he has. And he has done everything that you have asked. He has brought you here. Now, miguel deserves to have a good time and spending it with the person that he loves -- charity. And there's nothing you can do to stop that.
Kay: You used to be my friend, on my side.
Simone: I am your friend. I'm just not gngng to be a part of your evil schemes anymore.
Tabitha: Kay, tell me about your plan now.
Tabitha: Well, maybe I can help you.
Kay: Tabitha, I don't want your help. Everything's going to work out.
Tabitha: Well, no doubt you've come up with some lie that you're going to tell miguel that will stop him going to the game. But what?
Kay: Actually, I'm going to tell miguel and charity to go to the game.
Tabitha: Go to the game? But I thought the whole idea was to stop charity and miguel being together tonight.
Kay: It is, and I will.
Gwen: Honey, I can't think of two people better suited for each other than fox and theresa.
Ethan: Gwen, please. Let's just not talk about theresa anymore, ok? Let's just let her and fox take care of their own lives.
Gwen: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. We agreed we wouldn't talk about them again, and yet here we are talking about them again. I'm sorry, it's my fault. But, honey, I just can't stop thinking about her.
Ethan: Well, you must because you know this is just causing you stress. It's not good for you, it's not good for that baby.
Gwen: I know. I know. I really have to stop. It's just I can't -- I can't stop feeling her presence since we've gotten to L.A. But, I mean, that's crazy because theresa is clear across the country.
Theresa: You do still love me. You do still want me. Don't deny it.
Ethan: I do still love you. I still want you, more than ever. I --
theresa: I knew it. I knew you still loved me.
theresa: I'm curious.
Theresa: Why did you suddenly decide to help me?
Fox: We're friends, you know? Friends help each other, that's what they do.
Theresa: Right, right. But you know what? You said at first that you wouldn't help me because you were afraid that this mystery girl that you're in love with would actually think that you were really in love with me. So what made you change your mind?
Fox: I don't know, whitney. I don't think it matters how much I romance theresa. She's always going to be in love with ethan.
Whitney: Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that, fox. You are a smart, funny, great-looking guy. I think you could definitely make her forget about ethan.
Fox: Well, it's all academic, anyway.
Whitney: What do you mean?
Fox: Well, I'm not going to go along with this anan.
Whitney: Oh. That's too bad. You know, I thought it would have been fun working together.
Fox: Working together?
Whitney: Sure. I mean, if you did romance theresa, I could show you some tips.
Whitney: Yeah. I mean, I know her better than anyone. I could tell you all the things she likes, all the things she doesn't like. I could give you all kinds of advice. We'd work together really closely. Oh, not to mention all e double dates that we would go on -- you and theresa, chad and I. You know what? You would probably get sick of seeing me. We'd be together, like, 24/7.
Fox: Ok. Let's just say that I thought of a way that both of us could be with our soul mates.
Theresa: Hmm. So mysterious.
Fox: Me? Come on, baby, I'm an open book. What are you talking about?
Theresa: You know, if you weren't so cute, I'd think you were every bit as bad as ethan says you are.
Whitney: You know, I wish you'd stop ripping my plan to try to get theresa and fox together. I mean, did he not tell you that he loves theresa?
Chad: Look, I know what he said, but --
whitney: But -- right. So what's so wrong with me giving them a little push?
Chad: Just be careful, ok? I don't want you pushing anyone you care about over a cliff.
Sheridan: Luis -- luis -- oh, luis, are you there?
Beth: This is silly. Luis, why waste your time? There's nobody down in the basement.
Luis: Beth, I told you, I thought I heard somebody call my name, ok?
Beth: Well, nobody else did. Mother?
Mrs wallace: Huh?
Beth: Did you hear anyone call luis?
Mrs wallace: Not me, uh-uh.
Beth: See? Luis, why don't you just go home. Mother and I are exhausted. We need to get some rest.
Mrs wallace: Ok, then go to bed, ok? I already checked upstairs. I'm just going to check the basement, and then I'm going to go home.
Charlie: We got to do it now. Kill ls.S.
Mrs wallace: They're going to kill them, precious -- sheridan and luis both.
Luis: Precious, look at me. Precious, I love you. I love you. I can't live without you.
Singer: More than the greatest love the world has known this is the love I'll give to you alone more than the simple words I try to say I'll only live to love you more each day more than you'll ever know my arms long to hold you so my life will be in your keeping waiting, sleeping laughing, weeping longer than always is a long, long time but far beyond forever you'll be mine I know I've never lived before and my heart is very sure no one else could love you more
singer: No one else could love you more
singers: I love you
singer: No one else could love you more
sheridan: Luis --
luis: See, there it is again. That came from the basement.
simone: Shouldn't you two be going? You're going to be late for the game.
Miguel: Yeah, I just wanted to make sure kay didn't need anything first.
Simone: Oh, she doesn'T. Besides, tabitha and I are here. So you guys go. Go, go, go!
Miguel: Thanks for doing this, simone.
Simone: Hey, my pleasure.
Miguel: See? You know, this kinds of proves that I can handle the responsibility of being a father and be with you at the same time.
Tabitha: Don't look now, but it appears that miguel and charity are ready to go.
Kay: Are they really?
Tabitha: Well, aren't you going to do something to stop them? I mean, when you said just now that it was all right for them to go to the game, you were joking, right?
Kay: I don't know, what do you think?
Tabitha: I really -- I don't know what to think. But you've got to do something P.D.Q.
Kay: Yeah, right you are. It is time to put my plan into action.
Miguel: It's 7:00. If we're going to make the first inning, we got to leave now.
Kay: You're right. If you guys go, you'll just make it. I know you're going to have a real wonderful time at the red sox game, so -- who's pitching?
Kay: Really? How great is he.
Kay: That fastball -- wow!
Miguel: Actually, his slider is his out pitch.
Simone: What made her change her mind?
Tabitha: What on earth are you up to, kay?
Luis: There it is again. This time it sounded like it came from the front door.
Beth: Yeah, the front -- front door. That's right.
Mrs wallace: Who else could be calling luis' name?
Luis: Well, somebody's at the door.
Beth: I don't know who's out there, but I'm going to give them a big kiss.
Mrs wallace: Looks like beth dodged another bullet.
Pilar: I've been calling you and calling you. Didn't you hear me?
Luis: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were at the front door.
Pilar: Well, I was also at the back door, the kitchen door -- everywhere.
Luis: Well, that explains it, then. It was your voice I heard when I heard a woman call my name.
Beth: That must have been it.
Pilar: Hi, beth.
Beth: Pilar, it is so great to see you. You have no idea how good. So, that was it -- sheridan's last hope. Luis will never find her now.
Sheridan: Luis? Am I hallucinating, or is that really him?
Luis: I just want to keep at it.
Sheridan: Oh, that is luis. He came to find me! Got to get to luis. He can help me and the baby.
Sheridan: Maybe I can make him hear me through the vent. Got to try. . Phone hangs up]
charity: So you want us to go to the game?
Kay: Oh, of course I do. Miguel has been cooped up in the hospital. It'll be really good for him to get out. I just wish I was going, too. We used to go to red sox games all the time together. Do you remember?
Kay: It was before you came to town, charity. How old were you when we went to our first game?
Miguel: I don't know. Like, 8, maybe 9.
Kay: Yeah. My dad took us. I got so sick on cotton candy. Do you remember that?
Miguel: Not -- not really.
Kay: I have not eaten cotton candy since. But the best game ever was when we had just gotten our driver's license. Do you remember? We cut school, went down to fenway park for a day game. Who was playing?
Miguel: New york.
Kay: The hated yankees. Oh. We got hoarse from cheering and from booing. Derek jeter -- oh, the awful derek jeter. He hit a double off the green monster in the ninth and totally beat us. It was another red sox nightmare, wasn't it?
Miguel: Yeah, it was.
Kay: But it was a great day. Never forget it, will we?
Kay: I'm keeping you from the game. Sorry.
Miguel: Yeah, you know what? Charity and I should probably get going.
Kay: Tabitha, would you mind getting them a couple of cold sodas for the drive?
Tabitha: Coming right up.
Kay: Well, so simone will just help me upstairs. Why don't you guys wait in the living room for your sodas, and then have a really nice time, ok?
Miguel: Ok. Thanks.
Charity: See you.
Simone: What is she up to?
Simone: Yeah, sure, I'll help you up the stairs.
Tabitha: What is going on in that calculating little mind of hers?
Gwen: What are you thinking about?
Ethan: Nothing. I was just --
gwen: Sweetheart, come sit. I want you near me.
Gwen: I love you very much, you know?
Ethan: I love you, too.
Gwen: And I want you to know that I really appreciate you constantly reassuring me, even though I am completely obsessed with theresa.
Ethan: I never said you were obsessed with theresa.
Gwen: Oh, you think it, though.
Ethan: I think you're overly concerned about her.
Gwen: Guilty as charged. But I do know a good thing when I have it, and I have you.
Ethan: Yes, you do.
Gwen: And you are a wonderful man, ethan winthrop. And you are the best husband that any woman could ever, ever hope for.
Ethan: I don't know if I'd say that.
Gwen: Well, I would, and no interrupting me while I'm lavishing praise on you, ok? I want you to know that I completely and utterly trust you. And for all of my silly fears, I know that you would never go off with theresa and tell her you love her and then lie to me about it. You're way too trusting for that, too honest.
Theresa: As sure as I am sitting in this pool in the warm L.A. Sun, things are going to work out for me with ethan.
Fox: Well, I got to tell you, you are either the most optimistic woman I've ever met or the most unrealistic. I can't decide which one.
Theresa: How is that unrealistic?
Fox: Well, see, ethan's married, and he and gwen are having a baby. Does that even faze you? No, it doesn't, does it? You're sitting here talking about your future with him.
Theresa: We have a future together.
Fox: Theresa, how many times has ethan told you he's not going to leave gwen?
Theresa: It doesn't matte
fox: At, like, a hundred times maybe --
theresa: Seriously, he could tell me a thousand times, it doesn't make a difference. Fox, he told me that he loves me, ok? He's lying to gwen about me being here in los angeles. He admitted to me that he would have asked me to marry him if gwen hadn't gotten pregnant.
Fox: But gwen is pregnant. Theresa, why can you not grasp that?
Theresa: Why can't you grasp that ethan loves me and we're going to be together? It's fate.
Fox: Hey, you.
Whitney: Someone looks happy around here.
Whitney: You've got this huge smile on your face. What's going on?
Theresa: Oh, nothing. Just thinking about the future, that's all. Where's chad?
Whitney: Oh, well, he's making reservations for all of us at the marina restaurant tonight.
Theresa: That sounds good.
Whitney: Yeah. I'm going to get my hair done first, but it'll be quick.
Theresa: Well, then I got to figure out what I'm going to wear.
Whitney: Fox, fox, fox, wait.
Fox: What, what, what, what?
Whitney: Did you tell theresa that you were going to go along with her plan to make ethan jealous?
Fox: Yeah. Yeah, I told her.
Whitney: Oh, fox, that's so great.
Fox: But you're still going to help me, right? You know, give me advice?
Whitney: No, no, of course. I'm going to be your regular shadow. I'm going to tell you everything you need to know to make theresa forget all about ethan and fall in love with you. I mean, you're probably going to get sick of me because I'm not going to leave your side.
Fox's voice: You better not leave my side, whitney. I'm counting on you being with me all the time.
Sheridan: Luis -- I've got to call luis. I heard him through the vent. I've got to call. Luis!
Luis: Why are you here?
Pilar: I'm not alone. Grace, eve, hank? Come in.
Beth: What's -- what's all this?
Pilar: This is a surprise baby shower for you, sweetie --
Pilar: For my next grandchild.
Beth: Oh! A baby shower for me?
Charlie: What the hell is beth doing? She doesn't have time for a damn baby shower.
Mrs wallace: Quiet, butch, or they'll hear you.
Charlie: We have got a situation here, and we have to take care of it. With all these people in the house, someone's bound to discover sheridan.
Mrs wallace: Oh, what are we going to do now?
Charlie: I should just kill her.
Mrs wallace: No. No, you can'T. Beth wants that baby. And besides, sheridan's in labor, and we have got to help her.
Charlie: We're supposed to deliver her baby with all these people here? Are you nuts?
Mrs wallace: This is getting worse and worse.
Charlie: We have got to take care of sheridan before all these people at this dumb-ass party realize she's right behind that basement door.
Sheridan: Luis -- luis --
Sheridan: Luis --
luis: Did anyone hear that?
Beth: No. Hear what?
Luis: Somebody calling my name?
Sheridan: Luis -- luis --
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Singer: You are my passion for life
charity: Miguel, I'm still uneasy about going.
Miguel: Well, don't be, all right? It's fine.
Charity: Are you sure?
Miguel: Even kay said it was ok.
Charity: Yeah, but I don't think she really meant it.
Miguel: Of course she did.
Charity: I wish I believed that.
Miguel: Charity, I promise, we are going to have a wonderful time tonight. Ok?
Kay: Oh --
mone: Are you all right?
Kay: Yeah, I just -- I feel really weak all of a sudden.
Simone: Maybe you should sit down.
Kay: No, I'm fine. I just want to go upstairs to my room. You'll -- you'll be ok taking me by yourself, won't you, simone?
Miguel: Kay, why don't you let me help you.
Kay: Miguel, no, I wouldn't think of it. Just go the game, ok? I'm going to be just fine.
Kay: Ooh --
simone: Kay, what are you doing? Stop putting so much weight on me.
Kay: You should have told me you would help me get miguel earlier, simone.
Simone: I did what I thought was right.
Kay: Yeah, well, so am I.
[Kay and simone scream]
Luis: Well, I heard someone calling my name.
Beth: I didn't hear anything.
Luis: Certainly someone must have heard it.
Grace: No, I didn'T.
Hank: Not me, buddy.
Pilar: No, mijo. But we were all talking, so --
beth: Oh, my god.
Charlie: What's going on?
Mrs. Wallace: Shh. It's luis. He thought he heard somebody calling his name. Oh, it's got to be sheridan. Angels in heaven, we are done for.
Sheridan: Luis. Luis.
Luis: There! I heard it that time. Someone's calling my name.
Sheridan: Luis? Are you out there?
Gwen: What is that?
Ethan: I'm sorry, honey, I should have offered you one.
Gwen: A cracker?
Ethan: Yeah, I swiped it off the candy striper's cart.
Gwen: Oh, honey, you need to go get yourself a real meal.
Gwen: No, now. Hospital crackers are not a meal.
Ethan: I don't know, honey. Actually, these are pretty good.
Gwen: If you're starving to death.
Ethan: I'm not starving to death.
Gwen: Hey, don't argue with me.
Ethan: Gwen, I'm fine, really.
Gwen: Honey, you're hungry and you're tense. And who would blame you? You know, you've been trapped here with me all day.
Ethan: I don't feel trapped here at all.
Gwen: I am going to insist that you go and get yourself a real meal, sewewhere nice.
Ethan: Well, when you get out of here, we'll both go --
gwen: I want you -- I insist that you take tonight off from hospital duty and you go relax. Have something nice to eat. Give me your cell phone.
Ethan: What for?
Gwen: Yours is not to reason why.
Theresa: Left my shoes.
Gwen: Chad, hey, it's gwen.
Chad: Gwen. Is everything ok?
Fox: Why would gwen be calling chad?
Whitney: I don't know, but I hope everything's all right.
Theresa: I wonder if ethan is there.
Gwen: Oh, yeah, everything's fine.
Chad: Good. She's ok, the baby, too.
Whitney: Oh, good. Well, that's a relief. I'll be back. See you guys later. Bye.
Gwen: My reason for calling you is -- what are you and whitney doing tonight?
Chad: Well, I have reservations at marina restaurant. It's on the beach. My boss called and she wants me to record this new singer that we're working with. She's going to be there tonight.
Gwen: That is perfect. I'm going to have ethan meet you there.
Sheridan: He had to have heard me. He had to.
Charlie: How could luis hear blondie? The basement door is locked and it's soundproofed.
Mrs. Wallace: Beats the heck out of me. But luis -- he's going to turn this house upside down looking for sheridan, and when he finds her in the basement, we are going to be fitted for orange jumpsuits. I don't look good in orange.
Luis: Well, eve, you heard -- you heard it, right?
Eve: Somebody calling out?
Luis: Well, it was soft, but I know I heard my name.
Grace: Well, it was too soft for me.
Beth: Now what this party needs is some music.
Eve: Come on, you come over here in the seat of honor.
Beth: Oh, I can't believe you're all doing this for me.
Grace: Oh, don't be silly. Every expectant mother should have a baby shower.
Eve: Oh, I'm just so sorry we weren't able to get it together sooner.
Grace: Yeah, let's just hope you don't have the baby before you get to open all your presents.
Beth: Yeah, let's hope.
Luis: I'm so sure that I heard a woman's voice saying "luis," but --
pilar: Oh, mijo, it's probably because you wantoto see sheridan so badly you just think you hear her voice, that's all.
Luis: Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess I didn't hear anything, huh?
Beth's voice: That's right, luis. You didn't hear anything.
Sheridan: Dear god, please, let luis be near the vent. Please, let my voice carry so he can hear me.
Sheridan: He didn't hear me. Maybe he's not close enough. Maybe somebody closed it. Why is everything working against me? No, stop feeling sorry for yourself, sheridan, all right, and just do something. What? How can I make him hear me? The door. I got to open it. I got to call out and make him hear me. It's the only way.
Sheridan: Please, god, give me the strength. This is out there on global - I'm seanna coIń the e keover for an awards show
[Kay and simone scream]
Miguel: Oh, my god.
Tabitha: That's going to hurt.
Simone: Oh, my ankle.
Tabitha: Oh, it did.
Kay: My staples. I think I popped my staples.
Miguel: Ok, just stay still, all right? No, dot move, don't sit up.
Tabitha: Looks like you're not going anywhere tonight with miguel, charity, dear.
Charity: Simone, where does it hurt?
Miguel: Are you ok?
Miguel: All right, just stay still, ok?
Miguel: Just try to relax.
Charity: You want me to get you ice?
Miguel: Shouldn't we call someone, charity?
Charity: I don't know.
Kay: No, don't call anyone.
Gwen: So ethan will meet you at the restaurant.
Ethan: Gwen, wait --
chad: Yeah, sure.
Gwen: And, chad, make sure he eats well, ok? He's been living off of weak coeeee and crackers.
Chad: I will.
Ethan: Gwen, no.
Gwen: Chad, hold on a sec, ok? Honey, no arguing about this.
Ethan: Look, I -- I won't have a good time without you.
Gwen: Oh, come on. Chad and whitney will take great care of you, and there's going to be entertainment there, too, a new singer.
Ethan: Let me talk to chad.
Ethan: Because I want to -- I want to see what the deal is.
Ethan: Chad, hey, it's me. What restaurant are you going to?
Chad: Oh, marina at the malibu pier.
Ethan: Right. Is everyone going?
Chad: Yeah, ethan, theresa's going to be there.
Ethan: Hang on. I don't feel like going tonight, ok? Just --
gwen: Honey, we've been through this. Please?
Ethan: I think I should stay here with you.
Gwen: All I'm going to do is sleep. You heard the doctor. I need my rest.
Ethan: Then I'll sit here while you do.
Gwen: Sweetheart, you have to eat. Just go out, get some fresh air, have a good meal. Have fun with chad and whitney. Please? It'll make me feel so much better. Besides, it's not like theresa's going to be there and I'm, you know, lying here worrying.
Ethan: Ok, chad, I'll see you there.
Gwen: You are going to have fun tonight, and that makes me very happy.
Ethan's voice: Gwen, if you only knew.
Gwen: Give me a hug.
Theresa: Ok, ethan's going to be there. He's going to be at the restaurant.
Fox: No, don't you dare do it. Don't you tell me it's fate.
Theresa: Ok, but it is. Ok, I won't say it, but it is. I mean, this is the way it's supposed to be. It's going to be an incredible night. Tonight's going to be the first step towards being with the love of our lives.
Fox: I hope you're right, theresa.
Beth: I just -- I can't believe you're all doing this for me.
Pilar: Oh, for you and the baby.
Beth: Yes, of course.
Gre:E: Cake, beth?
Beth: Oh, yes, thank you.
Luis: Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Pilar: Why, mijo? What do you mean?
Luis: Well, because beth and her mother were very tired.
Beth: No, no. I'm not at all tired, luis. I'm just -- I'm so excited to have my shower.
Mrs. Wallace: You know, bethie, I am pretty tired, and you need to get your rest, too.
Beth: Mother, they all went to a lot of trouble to throw me this shower. I'm staying.
Mrs. Wallace: What about sheridan? Have you forgotten about her? She's having her baby.
Beth: So send charlie downstairs. She can deliver the baby. I'm going to enjoy this, ok? This is my chance for luis to bond to me and the baby.
Mrs. Wallace: You're not pregnant, beth. There is no baby.
Beth: But there will be once sheridan delivers.
Mrs. Wallace you're crazy, honey. And what happens if somebody hears sheridan hollering?
Beth: No, that's not going to happen because we're all going to be opening presents and everything. And plus, sheridan's down in the basement in a soundproof room and it's locked. So what could go wrong?
Sheridan: I have to call louder, really shout. I have to make luis hear me.
Tabitha: Face it, miss butter-wouldn't-melt, your relationship with miguel is toast.
Momone's voice: You are some piece of work, kay.
Luis: Sheridan went to paris. It's obvious that's what she wanted to do.
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