Passions Transcript Friday 7/25/03
tabitha: Now, where to start -- szechuan beef, szechuan pork, thai chicken, spicy shrimp? Oh, these cravings. I can't believe all the things I've been eating since I've been pregnant. Oh, well, as long as it's hot and spicy.
Tabitha: Whoever could that be?
Julian: And a very good day to you, too, tabitha.
Tabitha: What on earth are you doing here, julian?
Julian: We have to talk.
Tabitha: About what?
Julian: You know what. The baby -- my baby, our child, yours and mine.
Rebecca: Julian was in such a hurry to meet with his floozy, he didn't even noticmeme following him. I know he's fooling around on me. And when I find out who she is, I'm going to gouge out her eyeballs and then I'm going to cut off his -- wait a minute. Why am I here? This is tabitha's house. What is julian doing here? He certainly isn't having a fling with an old crow like tabitha.
Woman: So you're going to L.A. To get awafrfrom this man you're in love with -- this married man with the pregnant wife.
Theresa: Yeah. Yeah, they need time alone. You know, if I stayed in harmony, the temptation of always wanting to be with him would just be too great, and that would make things worse for gwen, his wife, and the baby.
Woman: I can see how it would.
Theresa: But I know one day fate's going to bring us together. So for now, I just need to stay away from him, you know, far away.
Ethan: Hey --
gwen: I thought you were going to the lavatory in coach. The one in first class is still occupied.
Ethan: I know, I know. I just wanted to make sure that you knew while I was gone if you need anything, just call the flight attendant.
Gwen: Of course I will. Actually, you know, I am feeling so much better now. You are a sweetheart for caring so much.
Ethan: I'll be right back.
Gwen: Ok. Now that theresa is nowhere near us, I feel like the weight of the world has been lifted.
Chad: Ladies and gentlemen, can I get your attention, please? It is my pleasure to introduce to you guys a wonderful, wonderful young singer whose voice is as beautiful as she is. Now, people everywhere are going to be hearing a lot more about this girl real soon. So, please, y'all, put your hands together for miss syd valentine.
Syd: Hmm oh hey, babe come over here I got something I want to show you let me show you how how a woman does it let me show you how how a woman does it mmm you've had a girl or two, yeah
fox: Well, I tell you what, you got to hand it to chad, huh? He's got an eye for talent. The new singer they signed is hot. Look at her. Great look, amazing voice.
Whitney: Yeah, she does have a nice voice.
Fox: Yeah, no kidding, no kidding. Plus, she's really impressed with chad. You want to know something? The whole way over here, she couldn't stop talking about him. Chad this, chad that. She's real excited to be working with him.
Syd: I'll make you beg and plead let me show you how
fox: She's passionate, you know? You know what I mean? You can tell she's not just singing the words. She's actually feeling them. It's great. I wonder if she sings every song with this kind of passion. Maybe this song just has, like, a special meaning to her.
Whitney: What are you talking about? What do you mean by that?
Fox: Oh, I don't know. Just, you know -- who knows? Maybe syd knows something about taking another woman's man. It sure sounds like it, doesn't it?
Syd: Hey, baby let me show you how how a woman does it let me show you how I know you're gonna love it let me touch you just right keep you up all night let my body drive you crazy baby let me show you how it feels when what you got is real that's how a woman does it
mrs. Wallace: Oh, it's finally happening. Luis is going downstairs. He's going to find sheridan, and we're going to find ourselves behind bars for a long, long, long time.
Luis: What the hell happened to the lights? I can't see a damn thing down here.
Beth: Ok, hopefully, this will keep luis in the dark enough for charlie to get the D.V.D. To the station house so the police can radio luis and tell him to call off the search.
Mrs. Wallace: Well, your goose is cooked to a crisp, missy. And thanks to you, we are all going down.
Beth: Get out of my way, you old bag. Luis? What are you doing in the dark?
Luis: Yeah, you must have blown a fuse or something.
Beth: Oh, again? I'm sorry. This house has such bad wiring. It happens all the time.
Luis: Yeah, well, can you get a new one so I can see something down here?
Beth: No, I can'T. We're all out because precious keeps trying to use the blender and the tv at the same time, so I guess you'll just have to, you know, come downstairs to the basement another time.
Luis: No, no, no, it's not a problem. It's a good thing a good cop's always prepared.
Beth: But --
beth's voice: Oh, no. Luis is going to find sheridan.
Mrs. Wallace: This is it. Luis is going to find sheridan, and thanks to you, we are all going to go to prison for a very, very, very long time.
Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird I knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life
rebecca: Why is julian meeting his floozy here at tabitha's house? Oh, I get it. Julian is paying tabitha to use her house as his little love nest. Oh, well, the old biddy is going to have to get used to living on social security just like the rest of the great unwashed because I am putting a stop to this here and now. First I'm going to get a little peek.
Rebecca: I want to see who's doing what to whom.
Julian: Who are you expecting, the harmony national guard? There's enough food there to feed a regiment.
Tabitha: It's none of your business, julian.
Julian: Must be half-price day at sally chin's love noodle. Oh, no, I get it -- pregnancy cravings. That's so cute. What are the other side effects of your pregnancy?
Tabitha: What the --
kay: Tabitha, your face -- it's red and yellow, like the ketchup and mustard you're eating?
Tabitha: Oh, for hades' sake. Being with child bites bigtime. As if all my bizarro food cravings aren't enough, but I'm still really suffering the side effects of a witch's pregnancy.
Kay: Uh, yeah.
Tabitha: It's none of your concern, julian. And the last thing I'm going to do is play the sweet, loving couple with you -- chatting over nursery decorations, cooing over the baby's first kick, choosing a name. Oh, no.
Julian: Does the baby kick?
Tabitha: It'll kick you right out of that door if you don't leave.
Julian: We're going to have to discuss this sooner or later. Now, why not make it now?
Tabitha: Goodbye, julian.
Julian: I'm not leaving here till we sit down and figure this all out.
Tabitha: You're going to leave right this minute.
[Tabitha gasps] Ululian groans]
Rebecca: That sounds like one of our sex games. Ooh -- I wonder which one.
Theresa: He's such a sweet lilittle boy, if I do say so myself.
Woman: Little ethan? Is he named after his father?
Theresa: No. No, I wish. But ethan is his godfather.
Woman: And ethan would be the married man you're in love with?
Woman: Well, like I said, I think it's a good idea you decided to give up on him.
Theresa: Oh, no, no, no, I'm not giving up on him. I'm just giving ethan some space right now, you know? I'm going out to L.A. For a few weeks, and then it's back to harmony. And after that -- well, I -- I don't know. I just have this feeling that fate's going to bring us back together.
Theresa: I've got a picture of him when I took him to the zoo.
Flight attendant: Excuse me, sir, but the first-class lavatory is available now.
Ethan: Thank you.
Luis: Where does that door lead to?
Mrs. Wallace: You might as well face it, bethie -- you're finished.
Beth: No, moth.. charlie is going to take that D.V.D. That we made of sheridan to the police. They're going to call here any minute. Luis will leave. He'll see the D.V.D. Of sheridan in paris. And then he'll call off the search.
Mrs. Wallace: Dream on. Luis is not going to believe that phony movie that you made. No. And unless the police are planning to call here in the next 30 seconds -- duh -- luis is going to find sheridan in that pit where you -- you, you -- put her.
Mrs. Wallace: Come on, precious, let's practice playing the victim so we can persuade the police that that's what we were -- victims to beth and charlie's madness. Just like sweet sheridan. Layton editorial july 25, 2003 This is out there on global - I'm seanna collins. The talent explosion finals take place tonight at klondike days. It's the largest talent competition in north/central alberta with some of edmonton's best performers. The winner will go on to compete in a national competition. Tomorrow is your last chance to enjoy globals - a taste of edmonton at churchill square. While you're munching down foods from all over the world, enter to win a backyard bbq for 20 at the global grill cooking shows hosted by global personalities at noon and 5pmthe leduc west antique society presents their annual exposition this weekend at alberta heritage park. Visit the parks restored and replica buildings and enjoy displays, demonstrations plus an antique power parade, tractor pulls, special kids events and more.And the global home showcase is now open. Participating businesses
syd: Let me touch you just right keep you up all night let my body drive you crazy baby let me show you how it feels when what you got is real that's how a woman does it let me touch you just right keep you up all night let my body try
Fox: All right! Whoo!
Chad: Didn't I tell y'all she was good?
Chad: Yes! Syd is definitely someone to look out for, ok? We just signed her to a new recording contract, so her new C.D.S will be on the shelves and, of course, online asap. So please, y'all, check it out.
Syd: And I want to thank all of you for being such a wonderful audience. And I want to thank you, chad.
Fox: Wow, did you hear that crowd? You're amazing. Theyenent crazy for you.
Syd: Oh, I couldn't have done it without chad.
Chad: No, you are the one with the amazing talent. Now I just got to get you out to let people hear you. Because once they do, girl, we are going to be selling C.D.S by the truckload.
Syd: You really think so?
Chad: Guaranteed. Baby, what did you think?
Whitney: Oh, I thought syd sounded great.
Chad: I'm really going to put everything I've got into producing her C.D. I want to make it perfect. Especially since this is my first project with the company. I really want to make a name for myself on this one.
Fox: Well, come on, man. I mean, how hard could it be? She's amazing. Terrific.
Syd: I have a really good vibe about you, chad. I have a feengng you and I are going to make a great team.
Luis: Are you all right?
Luis: Beth, what the hell happened?
Beth: I'm so sorry. I wanted to come down here and warn you about the rats again. And I knew with only a flashlight, you wouldn't be able to see them.
Luis: Yeah, well, now I don't even have my flashlight. The damn thing's -- oh, it's broken.
Beth: I'm really sorry, luis. I just -- I stumbled on these rickety, old stairs. I just lost my footing.
Luis: Well, as long as you're all right.
Beth: Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm ok.
Luis: Good. Why are we whierering?
Beth: Um -- I didn't want to wake up the rats. Listen, it's pitch black down here. Why don't you go back to the police station, and I'll call you when the lights are back on.
Luis: No, beth, I'm here, all right? I'm going to -- I'm going to search the damn basement, ok?
Beth: But you can't see anything.
Luis: All right, just leave the door open upstairs and let some light in, all right?
Mrs. Wallace: Oh, gee, what happened, bethie? You run out of tricks? You know, luis is not going to go away.
Beth: No, it's so dark down there, there's a good chance that he won't see the pit or sheridan in it.
Mrs. Wallace: And pigs can fly.
Luis: This is the police. If anyone's down here, come out now.
Mrs. Wallace: It might be too dark for luis to see her, but she can certainly hear him. And she is going to scream for help. Then they will be reunited, and you, missy --
Mrs. Wallace: You're going to the pen.
Beth: Oh, no. He's found her. Love to cool down
chad: After hearing this crowd today, I'm thinking we could put, like, a live track on the new C.D. What do you think, syd?
Syd: Whatever you want, chad. I mean, I am so buzzed after being onstage, I'll say yes to practically anything.
Whitney: Excuse me for one second.
Theresa: Let me guess. You are sitting by the pool under a palm tree?
Whitney: Theresa. Where are you?
Theresa: Oh, gosh, I'm, like, 36,000 feet in the air. I think that's what the captain said. But I'm going to see you soon.
Whitney: I can't wait.
Theresa: Yeah, me, too. I got to tell you, though, it's a little hard being away from ethan right now, but, you know, I know it's the right thing to do. I'm hearing a lot of people. Where are you?
Whitney: Oh, oh, oh -- we're at this club by the beach. It's the hot place to go here in L.A.
Theresa: So you've been there, what, like, one day, and you're already hitting all the hot spots? I'm glad I'm coming out. We're going to have so much fun.
Whitney: Yeah. Yeah, we'll -- fun.
Theresa: Uh-oh. Something's wrong. I can hear it in your voice.
Whitney: No, no, nothing's bothering me. I'm fine.
Theresa: Oh, come on, it's me. Spill it.
Whitney: It really, rereally isn't a big deal. It's just that chad and I were going to spend this romantic day together. But all of a sudden, this new, young singer from the record company shows up at the club. And now it's --
theresa: Well, what?
Whitney: I just wish she hadn't shown up, that's all.
Theresa: Oh. Am I'm going to have to give you one of those pep talks, whitney russell? Chad loves you, honey, and you got nothing to worry about.
Whitney: I know. I -- I know that. It's just -- I don't know. Something just feels funny about this. I can't explain it. I just wish chad and I could be alone.
Fox: Well, when I get my way, you're going to have less and less time alone with chad and you're going to have more and more time alone with me.
Whitney: So, when does your plane land?
Theresa: Well, we're flying over the grand canyon, so pretty soon.
Whitney: Ok. So, you know what? Go straight to the crane apartment, and we're going to meet you there, ok?
Theresa: Ok. I can't wait to see you.
Whitney: Me, too.
Theresa: And, whit, don't worry about chad, ok? It's going to be all right.
Whitney: Yeah, it will. I'll see you soon, ok?
Chad: So, who was on the phone?
Whitney: That was theresa. Her plane is going to be getting here really soon.
Syd: You know what? I have to get going.
Syd: I'm supposed to have a photo shoot later, and I have to hook up with the makeup artist.
Syd: You know what? I had a great time, chad. Ok, I'll see you at the studio.
Chad: All right.
Fox: What? Syd can't leave, not yet. Hey. Listen, I need you to do something for me.
Julian: Oh, please! You're -- you're -- you're killing me! Please stop!
Rebecca: Oh, no. That's that special game I made up just for us. Oh, and he's playing it with some other tart.
Tabitha: Knock it off. Do you hear me?
Julian: Me? I should knock it off? That's the second time you've tried to choke me to death. What is wrong with you?
Tabitha: Oh, oh, I'm -- I'm sorry, julian. I -- it's -- it's hormones, you know? The pregnancy side effects you were asking me about.
Julian: Oh, god. I need a drink. Do you still have the ingredients to mix up a batch of those -- those wonderful martimmys?
Tabitha: Isn't that what got us into this mess in the first place?
Julian: Yes. Maybe these tongue-pleasing martimmys have mellowed me out, or perhaps it's the penetrating heat of the fire, but I'm starting to see you in a whole new light.
Julian: [As austin powers] Now, this is what I call bedroom!
Tabitha: And that is what I call my bed. Take me to it, and take me on it, julian!
Tabitha: This game will move you in ways you've never been moved before.
Julian: [Normal voice] I'm moving already.
Tabitha: I must warn you, this game is, shall we say, a little bizarre.
Julian: You just said the magic word. Bring it on, tabby baby. Bizarre me all night long.
Tabitha: Swing with me, julian.
Swing with me.
Julian: A swinging vine. A monkey. Parrot, donkey -- ooh. I've hit the sexual fantasy jackpot.
Tabitha: Oh, oh!
Julian: Oh! That was some evening.
Tabitha: Yes, well, don't you go getting any ideas. I'm not going there again. I've already got my lilele souvenir from that night.
Julian: Well, indeed you do, and that's what we have to talk about. I'll go mix us a batch, and we'll talk things over.
Tabitha: As for you, my little demon, you stay right where you are.
Beth: Oh, no. He's found her.
Beth: Wait, wait, wait. No, no, he's just calling down to see if anyone's there.
Mrs. Wallace: Oh, no matter. Sheridan will hear him. He will rescue her. Nothing you can do, no way out.
Luis: Is anyone here? All right, here goes.
Luis: Hello? Sheridan?
Sheridan: Luis -- luis --
Before tobey maguire made him a household name,
My character, red pollard.
He was just one of the family in edmonton. Now he's the canadian jockey who became the american legend.
Once hollywood gets ahold of it, anything can help, eh.
Memories before hollywood. Tonight.
Singer: You are my passion for life
rebecca: I'm going to find out who this woman is and what she's doing to my pookie if it's the last thing I do.
Julian: Obviously, we need to be discreet about all this. We -- we can't have everyone knowing that the child is mine.
Tabitha: Hmm. Believe me, I don't want anyone to know about it, either.
Julian: And of course, I'll provide you with ample funds to raise the child, make sure that he or she has everything they need. Yeah, I'd prefer it if father didn't find out about this. He's always told me to steer clear of you.
Tabitha: Hmm. I'll bet old alistair did. Ooh.
Julian: What is it?
Tabitha: Oh. Oh, I shouldn't have eaten all that spicy food.
Rebecca: Aha! Julian! Caught you! What -- tabitha, why are you here?
Tabitha: I live here. The question is, what are you doing here?
Rebecca: So, julian, where is she, huh? Where is this floozy? Where are you hiding her? And, tabitha, you ought to be ashamed, allowing julian to use your home for his illicit trysts? Why, it's unconscionable. It's depraved. Of course, why should I be surprised? I mean, here yourere having a baby out of wedlock. And at your age? I want to know what's going on here, and I want to know now.
Syd: Hey, chad. I wanted to say thanks for letting me sing today. I can't wait for us to really start working together.
Fox: What's going on here? You're not leaving yet, are you?
Syd: Yeah. I got a photo shoot. I have to get my makeup done.
Fox: Get your makeup done? What are you talking about? You look great. You don't need any makeup, first of all. Secondly, I just ordered champagne. We got to celebrate. This is to the newest, hottest team in the music business. That would be chad harris and syd valentine. And we're going to toast to chad's new job -- congratulations, buddy -- and to chad and whitney's first day in L.A., Right?
Chad: See, syd, you can't leave just yet. You got to stay at least for the toast. Right, whitney?
Syd: Well, I certainly don't want to miss my own celebration.
Fox: Oh, well, great. Ok.
Syd: To us.
Whitney: Funny. I thought today was supposed to be about us.
Beth: Oh. Where the hell is charlie? Why hasn't she gotten the D.V.D. To the police? What's taking her so long?
Mrs. Wallace: It's as plain as the nose on your face, missy. She's skipping out on you. See, charlie knew that that D.V.D. Of sheridan faking she was relaxing in gay paris wasn't going to cut it, so she blew town. She's probably halfway to nova scotia now.
Beth: Do you mind, mother? I am trying to think here.
Mrs. Wallace: Why start now? You should have lit out for canada, too, because that D.V.D. -- You know, that's too late for that. Luis is in the basement. She's going to hear him holler, and then it is all over.
Beth: No. There has to be a way. There has to be.
Mrs. Wallace: Game over! It's done. Get rid of that fake pregnancy pad and call it a bad day. Luis has probably found her now. They are wrapped up in each other's arms where they belong. And you are going to jail where you belong.
Luis: Anybody down here?
Sheridan: Luis --
luis: Sheridan? Sheridan?
Sheridan: Oh, oh. Oh, god. Oh, luis! You're here!
Sheridan: Yes! It's me! I'm down here! I knew you'd find me!
Luis: Don't you worry, all right? I'm going to get you out of there.
Rebecca: Julian, I demand to know atat you are doing here with tabitha.
Julian: What are you doing here, rebecca?
Rebecca: No, no, no. You answer my question first.
Julian: How on earth did you find me?
Rebecca: Well, I knew you were up to your usual hanky-panky, so I followed you. I wanted to find out who this floozy is that you're seeing, and I know it's not her, so -- so who is she, and where is she? Is she hiding upstairs?
Julian: There is no one here because there is no one else. There's only you, my cherished one.
Rebecca: No, don't try to sweet-talk me, you kinky old letch.
Tabitha: Oh. Oh, no. No! I'm having the baby!
Rebecca: We know. And if I were you, I wouldn't brag about it. It's rather undignified at your age.
Tabitha: No. No, no. I'm -- I'm having it now. I'm -- I'm having a baby now.
Theresa's voice: "I have to turn off the computer now. We're about to land in L.A. I'm thousands of miles away from ethan and yet, in my heart, I feel so close to him, as if he were only a few feet away."
Gwen: No, nothing's wrong. The baby just kicked.
Ethan: Oh. I -- I just can't get over it.
Gwen: Oh, me, neither.
Ethan: Hey. Hey, in there. It's your daddy. Your mommy and I want you to know that we love you very much and we can't wait for you to be born. Then you'll be lucky because you'll find out that you have the best mommy there is.
Gwen: Ant the very best daddy in the whole world.
Flight attendant: Oh. I just wanted to let you know that we'll be landing very soon.
Ethan: Thank you.
Gwen: Oh, sweetheart, I am so excited that we are here. I mean, ethan, it's going to be so good for us to spend this time together, just the two of us.
Sheridan: Oh, luis. I knew you'd find me.
Luis: Don't you worry, all right? I'm going to get you out of there and get you home.
Sheridan: I knew you'd save me.
Luis: I'm not going to let anyone ever hurt you again.
Sheridan: Please hurry. I'm so cold. I'm tired, and I'm so weak. Please help me. Please help me.
Sheridan: Help me.
Beth: She hasn't heard him.
Mrs. Wallace: Well, not yet, but she will.
Beth: But she was exhausted after we made the D.V.D. She's probably out cold.
Mrs. Wallace: She'll wake up. She'll hear luis. That's all she wrote. Waˇgapc˙as
Theresa: It was really nice talking to you.
Woman: Same here. And good luck in L.A. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
Theresa: Yeah. I'm looking forward to it.
Woman: Maybe you'll find a new love -- someone who's more available to you than the man you left at home.
Theresa: I don't want anyone else, you know, and I'm not giving up hope. If we're meant to be, then fate's going to bring us back together.
Flight attendant: Here you are, mr. Winthrop.
Ethan: Thank you.
Gwen: I cannot believe how much more relaxed I am feeling now that we're here in L.A. It's like all the stress and the tension is behind us.
Ethan: It is -- we left our mothers in harmony.
Gwen: Yes. I won't have to worry about them warning me that theresa is trying to steal you away anymore. I tell you, ethan, for the first time in a very long time, I don't have to worry about theresa. She is thousands of miles away. Yay.
Chad: To you kicking it all the way to the top of the charts.
Syd: And to us blowing this town wide open.
Chad: Has this been an incredible day, or what? I love being back in L.A. This is going to be great for us, baby, and I'm solalad you're here with me because none of this would mean as much without you.
Whitney: I love you.
Syd: Chad? The owner wants to take pictures of us for publicity.
Fox: Oh, so let's toast.
Whitney: To what?
Fox: I don't know -- who cares? We'll toast to -- what? -- Sunbeams reflecting off the water.
Whitney: I'll drink to that.
Fox: All right.
Fox: You know, they're really going to be great. I can feel it.
Tabitha: Oh, my devil! I'm having the baby now!
Julian: No, surely not now.
Tabitha: Oh, yes. Yes, yes. It's coming now.
Rebecca: Oh, well, hold on. Just do your breathing exercises or something. We're in the middle of something really important here.
Julian: For pity's sake, rebecca, tabitha's in labor!
Rebecca: Well, I was in labor with gwen for 12 hours. Tabitha, watch a video. We'll get back to you.
Tabitha: No, there's no time. It's coming now.
Rebecca: But your water hasn't even broken yet.
Tabitha: Yes. Yes, yes, it has.
Rebecca: Ooh. That -- that can't be your water.
Julian: It's glowing.
Rebecca: It's not normal.
Tabitha: Yes, it is for me.
Julian: Uh -- tabitha, lie down on the couch. Try to relax.
Tabitha: No, I can'T.
Julian: No, we'll call 911.
Tabitha: No. There's no time. The baby's coming now.
Rebecca: Well, what do we do?
Julian: We obviously have no choice. We're going to deliver tabitha's baby.
Luis: What? What's wrong?
Beth: Are you ok? I just -- I was worried about you. You didn't find anything, right?
Luis: No, nothing.
Beth: Well, I didn't figure you would. I mean, mother's home ll the time. It would be impossible to sneak down here.
Luis: Yeah, well, I know it was a long shot, but -- I got to find sheridan.
Beth: Ok, well, let's just go upstairs where it's light, huh?
Sheridan: Oh. It must have been a dream. Luis isn't here. I could have sworn I heard his voice.
Luis: I know that she's somewhere in harmony and that she's in danger. Sheridan, where are you?
Sheridan: That sounded like luis.
Rebecca: Well, what are we going to do?
Julian: We're going to deliver tabitha's baby ourselves.
Gwen: We are 3,000 miles away from theresa.
Theresa: I am in L.A.!
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