Passions Transcript Monday 3/3/03


Passions Transcript Monday 3/3/03

by Eric
Proofread by Nadine


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Ivy: What a sweet apartment.

Grace: Yeah, we've been fixing it for Noah.

Sam: Yeah, once we get through with this place, it's going to look great.

Grace: Yeah, Sam's really looking forward to the day when our son comes home. He figures the two of them can hang out in here and watch football games all day.

Sam: I can't wait. But in the meantime, it's all yours, Ivy.

Grace: Yes, until Eve says that you can find a place of your own, of course.

Ivy: Of course.

Sam: Yeah, once I get all these boxes out of here, it'll be plenty of room for your wheelchair.

Ivy: Well, it's perfect, Sam. Thank you. And thank you, Grace, for letting me stay here. You're being so hospitable. 3E63D09F.JPG

Sam: Don't push it, Ivy. You know she doesn't want you here.

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Ethan: Hey, buddy.

Chad: Hey. Listen, Ethan, I need to talk to you.

Ethan: What's wrong?

Chad: I didn't know Whitney was going to be here.

Ethan: Yeah, she just came to talk to Theresa. What, you two have a fight or something?

Chad: No, man, not exactly. Look, Ethan, I love her so much, and she loves me, but she's having a hard time working through this Simone thing.

Ethan: Whitney still doesn't want to tell Simone that you two are in love?

Chad: No, no. In fact, she wants us to take a little break from each other.

Ethan: A break? 3E63D0CC.JPG

Chad: Yeah. And it's killing me, man. I mean, I'm just beginning to wonder if we're ever going to be together.

Whitney: I don't care what's at stake right now. The most important thing to me is my sister's well-being.

Chad: More important than you and me?

Whitney: Maybe we should take a break from each other.

Chad: No.

Whitney: It's not that I want to. It's just that I don't really see any other choice for us right now. And it won't be for long, ok? Just long enough for things to cool down with her and for us to figure out what we're going to do next. And in the meanwhile, I won't have to be sneaking around behind her back, risking breaking her heart. 3E63D0FA.JPG

Chad: Is there anything I can say to change your mind?

Whitney: No.

Theresa: Just go talk to him. You know you want to.

Whitney: There's nothing for us to talk about.

Theresa: Well, that's ridiculous, Whitney. You love him, don't you?

Whitney: Of course I do. But what am I supposed to do, forget about my family? I love my sister, too. And when I saw her lying on that bed with an empty bottle of pills next to her, I thought I was going to lose her.

Theresa: But she only took aspirin, Whitney.

Whitney: Right, because she got so upset thinking that Chad and I were together. What if she found out that her suspicions were real? 3E63D121.JPG

Theresa: She's got to find out sometime.

Whitney: Yeah, well, not now, ok? And that's why Chad and I can't be together anymore. She's just too fragile.

Fox: Theresa, I've got the director of that charity on the phone. Breast cancer research?

Theresa: Oh, good.

Fox: Yeah.

Theresa: I got to take this call, ok?

Whitney: Ok.

Theresa: I'm going to be right back, and I'm going to help you get through this.

Whitney: I don't think anyone can help me through this.

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Rebecca: We have got to stop Theresa before she gets rid of the entire Crane fortune.

Gwen: How? She's still Julian's wife legal wife, and the Crane money is her money. 3E63D14D.JPG

Julian: You put that phone down!

Theresa: What?

Julian: You will drop this ludicrous project of yours to give away the entire Crane fortune.

Theresa: Julian, I'm not going to drop anything. I told you, I'm going to make this a family that Little Ethan can be proud of.

Julian: By throwing away his inheritance?

Theresa: No, by making sure the Crane money is put to good use -- not just hoarded and used for power, used to ruin the lives of innocent people. Excuse me, I have to take this call. Is this the Breast Cancer Institute? This is Theresa Crane. I'm calling because I just sent you an overnight, and in it you will find a check for $10 million. And once that check runs out, I'm going to send you another check for 10 million. The Crane family is declaring war on cancer, and I'm going to keep sending you checks for 10 million until we can find a cure. 3E63D181.JPG

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Luis: Soon. We're going to be together soon. We're going to be able to be together in public.

Sheridan: No more hiding our relationship.

Luis: No more hiding our lives together. Sheridan, we're going to be married and we're going to be able to start building our lives together.

Sheridan: I can't wait. I love you so much.

Luis: I love you, too. Nothing's going to get in the way of us being happy now.

Beth: No. I will not let this happen. If I can't have Luis, no one will, especially not Sheridan.

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Ivy: I was just trying to express my thanks to Grace for letting me stay here, Sam, that's all.

Sam: Like I said, don't push it. Hey. Are you all right?

Grace: Well, this is difficult, Sam.

Sam: It won't be for long.

Grace: Look, I know you say that Ivy staying here won't affect our relationship, that it won't interfere with our attempt to get our marriage back on track, but --

Sam: Hey, it's not just an attempt. We're going to do it.

Grace: I'm just afraid, Sam. I know that Ivy's up to no good. I know that she's still trying to tear you and me apart.

Sam: Grace, honey, I love you and only you. There's nothing that she can do or anyone else can do to split us up. 3E63D2AF.JPG

Grace: Well, I guess you're just going to have to keep on telling me those kind of things because it does make me feel better.

Sam: Well, I'm going to keep telling you and telling you until you believe it.

Grace: Ok. Well, maybe Ivy wants to rest a while, you know?

Sam: Yeah.

Grace: At least while she's here, we'll be good hosts, make her comfortable.

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Ethan: Look, buddy, come on. I know you're frustrated, all right, but you got to be patient with Whitney. She doesn't want to hurt her sister. I mean, that's understandable, right?

Chad: Yeah, but Simone needs to know the truth sometime.

Ethan: Well, hopefully, the right time will come along soon. 3E63D302.JPG

Chad: When is the right time?

Ethan: I think that's up for Whitney to choose.

Chad: It's never the right time for her. I mean, at least, it hasn't seemed to happen yet. Instead, she has this plan that I let my relationship with Simone slowly run its course. Now, has that happened?

Ethan: Apparently not.

Chad: It's not going to, either. Man, Simone is in love with me, Ethan, and I feel terrible for leading her on.

Ethan: Why? You haven't led her on in any way.

Chad: She still thinks we're a couple. She's always doing stuff for me. Like, I'll go back to the recording studio, and she's been there. She's done my laundry, ironed my clothes, left a home-cooked meal. I mean, and all I can do is say thanks when I should be telling her the truth. Whitney says if I do that if I break up with her, she might do something crazy like kill herself. 3E63D332.JPG

Ethan: No. No, she wouldn't do that.

Chad: That's what I said. But Whitney's not hearing that, man. When it comes to her sister, she's got blinders on.

Ethan: That's rough.

Chad: And it's getting worse. Now she wants to take a break from each other.

Ethan: A break?

Chad: Yeah. And I'm just worried that this time this break is going to be permanent.

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Theresa: That's right.

Julian: You will cease and desist!

Theresa: Like hell I will.

Julian: I forbid you to give away any more of my money.

Theresa: It's our money, Julian, and I will do with it what I please. Fox, do you have a list of local charities that I want to give to? 3E63D358.JPG

Fox: The local charities are still being compiled by the computer.

Theresa: Then there's all the money that I want to spend on my mother, my brothers, my sister --

Julian: This is outrageous.

Theresa: No, Julian. What this is wonderful. I get to spend $100 million, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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Beth: I love you, Luis. You should be with me. But as long as Sheridan's around, you forget all about me. I get treated like a ping-pong ball. "Oh, yes, Beth, I'll marry you. Oops, just a second. Sheridan's back from the dead again. I can't marry you. Oh, but wait. Sheridan -- Sheridan loves Antonio. I can marry you! Oh, just a moment. Antonio's going to die, so I can marry Sheridan." Well, damn you both to hell! 3E63D3A0.JPG

Luis: What was that?

Sheridan: Oh, my god. Luis!

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Julian: Give away $100 million?

Theresa: At least that.

Julian: No, you can't.

Theresa: Watch me. Fox?

Fox: Yo?

Theresa: Add yourself to the list of people I'm giving money to.

Julian: He already has a more-than-generous allowance.

Theresa: I'm going to triple it.

Fox: That's nice of you.

Theresa: And I'm going to call Barney's in New York, have them give you an unlimited line of credit.

Julian: This is criminal.

Theresa: Julian, don't you want your son to be well-dressed? Get Harmony Hospital on the line. I think we need to donate a new wing. 3E63D4AA.JPG

Julian: When is that phone call going to come in? When do we get the information to rid ourselves of Theresa?

Rebecca: Well, it should be soon.

Julian: Soon? Soon? If it doesn't come in within the next few minutes, Theresa will have squandered all of my money, we'll be out of the mansion and checking into a Motel Six.

Theresa: Is this the Harmony Animal Shelter? Hi, this is Theresa Crane. I read where you're having a fundraiser. Would $1 million help?

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Tom: I'll bet Rebecca Hotchkiss will be very glad to see me. Oh, yes.

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Beth: This is it, Sheridan. You ruined my life. You took Luis away from me. You're finally going to get everything that you deserve. 3E63D503.JPG

Sheridan: Oh, my god. Oh, my god!

Luis: Sheridan, listen to me. Just stay calm, all right? I'm going to get us out of here. Just do what I tell you to do, ok?

Sheridan: Luis! My god!

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Sam: How's that? Comfortable?

Ivy: Oh, very. Very.

Sam: I'll get you some more pillows.

Ivy: Thank you.

Sam: Grace?

Grace: Yeah?

Sam: I need to get some more pillows.

Grace: Ok.

Sam: They're in the closet.

Grace: I'm sorry.

Sam: Grace, look, I'm sorry about all this.

Grace: No, Sam, don't be. Really. 3E63D61F.JPG

Sam: Listen, having Ivy here won't interfere with getting our marriage back on track, ok?

Grace: So, Ivy, is there anything else I can get you?

Ivy: Actually, yes, Grace, there is. Would you just be a dear and go fetch the sheets I brought over from my house? I think I'd like to sleep on my own sheets.

Grace: Oh, Ivy, I'd be happy to go fetch them. I'll be right back.

Sam: Ok, well --

Ivy: Thank you.

Sam: There you go.

Ivy: Thank you.

Sam: I know you're used to either down or goose down or whatever down you Cranes lay your noble heads on, but --

Ivy: No, these will be fine, Sam.

Sam: Well, they're going to have to be because it's all we got. 3E63D660.JPG

Ivy: Do you think you could stay a while and stay up with me tonight?

Sam: Stay with you a while? Ivy --

Ivy: We could just talk.

Sam: Talk? About what? About how much Grace doesn't want you to be here? Because she doesn't. Now, I don't know how many times I've told you that. It should be clear to you right now.

Ivy: It's very clear.

Sam: And Theresa's made some pretty serious accusations against you.

Ivy: Surprise, surprise.

Sam: She said the only reason why you're here is to come between Grace and me.

Ivy: She loves to make trouble, that one.

Sam: Does she? Or are you the one that's here to make trouble? Is that why you want me to stay up with you tonight? So you can start your campaign to try to come between Grace and me?

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Ethan: Telling you that she wants to take a break -- I don't know, Chad. I mean, it sounds like Whitney's just being emotional over Simone. I think once she's calmed down --

Chad: What are you saying, she didn't mean it?

Ethan: Look, just go talk to her. I mean, maybe you can get things smoothed out.

Chad: Look, man, I am smooth. Whitney's the one that can't get it together.

Ethan: Chad, the only way you're going to get through this is by communication. Hey, take a lesson from Theresa and me, all right? Look what happened to us. I mean, her lies -- her lies were the worst form of communication, and that's what ripped our relationship apart. 3E63D6BD.JPG

Chad: It's a different thing, Ethan.

Ethan: No. No, it's not. It's only the circumstances. Whatever your troubles -- you've just got to talk about them and be open with each other.

Chad: What's going on with Theresa in there anyway?

Ethan: Theresa -- she's turning the Crane empire on its ear. She is great, isn't she?

Chad: You think she's great?

Ethan: As a friend, Chad, ok? It's over with Theresa and me. Look, man, I'm happy with Gwen, and I am thrilled about our child on the way. Look, just go talk to Whitney. Come on. You're not going to do any good just sitting here. Go on.

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Theresa: Whitney, don't turn away like this. You and Chad should talk. 3E63D6FD.JPG

Whitney: No, there's nothing for us to talk about.

Theresa: Of course there is.

Whitney: No. I told you we need a break from each other, and I meant it.

Theresa: But if you just tell Simone the truth, you guys can --

Whitney: Look, we're not going to tell Simone the truth, so there's nothing that Chad and I have to say to each other, ok?

Theresa: All right. Ok, if you refuse to talk to Chad, fine. But don't bail on me, ok? I need your support right now.

Chad: Hey.

Theresa: Chad, Whit. You know what, I am really glad that you both are here. There's something that I really want to do, but the only way that I can do it is with your help.

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Luis: Just stay back, ok?

Sheridan: Oh, my god!

[Sheridan coughs]

Luis: You all right?

Sheridan: I'm scared, but I'll be fine.

Luis: All right, let's go out the front door. Come on.

Sheridan: Ok.

Beth: Sorry. You can't get out that way, either, Luis.

Luis: Damn it. The front door is blocked by fire, too.

Sheridan: Oh, my god, Luis, what are we going to do? How are we going to get out of here?

Luis: It's ok. I'm going to get us out of here, ok? All right.

[Sheridan coughs]

Beth: There is no way out. And don't look up because all you're going to see is that the fire is a whole lot closer than you think. 3E63D7FD.JPG

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Julian: 25, 30, 32 --

Rebecca: Julian, what -- what are you doing?

Julian: Totaling up Theresa's donations. 34 --

Rebecca: Well, keep the numbers to yourself, will you? I can't bear the thought of all those millions just flying out the window.

Julian: Well, they wouldn't be flying out if that phone call would come in. The more time that goes by, the more money I lose.

Rebecca: Don't you think I know that?

Julian: We must get Theresa out of this mansion.

Rebecca: And we will. 3E63D820.JPG

Julian: But if we don't, you can kiss that million I gave you good-bye.

Rebecca: What?

Julian: That cold cash that you demanded to pay your famous mystery caller for information on Theresa. If that phone doesn't ring soon, I'm going to need it. In fact, it may be the all the money I have left.

Rebecca: It's going to be all right, Julian. I know it will. I will get the phone call soon. You'll see.

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Tom: Got my money, Rebecca? Ready for me to call?

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Whitney: Theresa, what are you going to do that you need our help?

Theresa: Honey, you're looking at me like it's something bad. It's totally the opposite. I'm going to establish two scholarships for the university right here in harmony. One is for tennis, in your name, Whitney. 3E63D85B.JPG

Whitney: A scholarship in my name?

Theresa: That's right. And the other scholarship is for music in Chad's name.

Chad: Wow.

Ethan: "Wow" is right. That's a great idea, Theresa. I mean, the school could certainly use more scholarships.

Theresa: Yeah, but it's going to take a lot of work, so I was hoping that the two of you could help me, you know, set them up, deal with the university administration, things like that.

Chad: Yeah, sounds good, Theresa.

Theresa: In fact, maybe, Whitney, you can help out with the music scholarship.

Whitney: What, me?

Theresa: Yes, you're such a good singer.

Whitney: No! No, no. Theresa, I see exactly what you're doing, all right? You're trying to play matchmaker. 3E63D87D.JPG

Theresa: Honey, ok, all right. But everyone knows that you love Chad, and the two of you should be together.

Whitney: No! You just don't understand. All right? I can't.

Theresa: Chad -- Chad, maybe you should give her some time.

Chad: Look, we don't have any time, Theresa.

Theresa: What do you mean?

Chad: Well, whether she knows it or not, our relationship has a definite deadline.

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Beth: You're going to die, Sheridan. And then no one will have Luis.

Luis: Sheridan, we're going to get out of this.

Sheridan: Oh, my god! How?

Luis: I'll find a way, all right? Just stay calm. 3E63D8B1.JPG

Sheridan: There's so much smoke.

Luis: There shouldn't be, unless there's a window open.

Luis: They're all closed.

Sheridan: Then how?

Luis: I don't know. We've got to get out of here. Thing's almost burned all the way through. We've got to get out of here. This beam could come down at any minute, Sheridan.

Sheridan: Oh, my god!

Luis: Sheridan!

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Ivy: I can't believe you're putting stock in something Theresa said. A woman who claims that I deliberately allowed my own wheelchair to fall down the stairs, implying -- no, no, virtually declaring -- that I tried to kill myself in order to make her look bad. Do you believe that, too, Sam? 3E63D999.JPG

Sam: The only thing I know is I don't want Grace hurt. So if I think just for a second that you're here just to hurt my wife or my marriage --

Ivy: Oh, for pity's sake, Sam. I am grateful to Grace. She has been nothing but kind and considerate.

Sam: Because that's who she is. She is the most wonderfully caring and compassionate woman. Grace -- Grace means everything to me. Grace and my marriage are the most important things in my life. That's the bottom line.

Grace: Well, no wonder you wanted your own sheets. They're so soft. Something wrong?

Sam: No, no. I'll put Ivy in her wheelchair while you put the sheets on the bed. 3E63D9DE.JPG

Sam: Remember what I said, Ivy. I will not stand for my wife being hurt.

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singer: These arms of mine they are lonely and feeling blue these arms of mine they are yearning from wanting you and if you would let them hold you oh, how grateful I would be come on come on, baby just be my man just -- just be my lover 'cause I need somebody to treat me right and I need somebody to hold me tight and I need your tender lips to kiss me tonight 3E63DA67.JPG

Chad: Whitney.

Whitney: You know, I came out here so I could be alone for a little while.

Chad: You're crying.

Whitney: Go away. Please?

Chad: No, not until we talk.

Whitney: There's nothing more for us to talk about.

Chad: There's everything for us to talk about.

Whitney: Look, we just need a break from each other for a little while, that's all.

Chad: No, I don't. Look, I love you, Whitney.

Whitney: Please don't do this, ok?

Chad: I love you, Whitney, and I want to be with you. But I'm not going to sit around here and wait for this break to be over.

Whitney: Fine. That's fine. I completely understand. Now if I could just be alone for a little while, that would be really great. 3E63DA88.JPG

Chad: Look, Whitney, I got a call today. Somebody I sent my demo out to heard my C.D. And they loved my songs. I got offered a job, Whitney, an incredible job.

Whitney: Wow, that's -- that's great. That's really good news for you. Congratulations.

Chad: Thanks.

Whitney: So when does this job start?

Chad: They want me to start right away.

Whitney: That's great. really.

Chad: The job's not here in harmony. It's in Los Angeles. If I take the job, I've got to leave to L.A., Like, now.

Whitney: You're moving to California?

Chad: Unless you can give me a reason to stay here in Harmony, I'm out of here as soon as my bags are packed. 3E63DABF.JPG

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Theresa: It's so painful to watch Whitney and Chad hurt one another like this. They love each other so much.

Ethan: I wish there was something I could do.

Gwen: If it's truly meant to work out, at some point they'll see that.

Ethan: I don't know. The farther they pull away from each other, the harder it's going to be for them to get back together.

Fox: Sorry to interrupt, but you've got more phone calls. Saks is on the phone. They want to know where to drop off the wardrobes you bought for our entire family. And the youth center director's on the phone. He wants to personally thank you for the donation.

Theresa: I'll be right back.

Gwen: Take your time. 3E63DAEB.JPG

Rebecca: Theresa, stop this.

Theresa: Excuse me, I have to take this call.

Rebecca: Well, what are you trying to prove?

Theresa: That money is the root of all evil.

Rebecca: Everybody gets that quote wrong, so I'm not surprised that you would, too, being an uneducated little chalupa. The actual quote is, "the lack of money is the root of all evil."

Theresa: But don't you see, Rebecca? That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm wiping out evil by making sure nobody lacks. You don't want your hand broken, now, do you, Rebecca?

Theresa: Fox?

Fox: Hmm?

Theresa: I just thought of something -- another way to raise money for the youth center. Why don't we auction off that old Rolls Royce in the garage? 3E63DB21.JPG

Rebecca: What?

Theresa: Oh, I'm sure it's worth good money.

Rebecca: But you can't do that! That's the car I drive!

Theresa: Not anymore.

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Sheridan: No!

Beth: Yes. Oh, yes, die, Sheridan. Burn. After all the pain you caused me, you deserve an excruciating death for ruining my life and taking Luis away from me. You burn. Come on, burn!

Sheridan: Luis!

Luis: Just stay calm.

Sheridan: My leg.

Luis: It's ok. You're all right. We're going to get out of here. Come on, let's get you to your feet.

Sheridan: I can't. My leg -- it's pinned under this beam. Oh, god. 3E63DB67.JPG

Luis: All right, I'm going to lift the beam, l right?

Sheridan: Ok.

Luis: When you feel it, pull free.

Sheridan: All right.

Luis: Pull free.

Sheridan: I can't!

Luis: All right, again. Damn it! It's too heavy.

Sheridan: My god, Luis. What are we going to do?

Luis: Shh, shh. I'm going to find a way to move this thing, all right? Just stay calm. Sheridan, I'm going to have you free in no time, ok?

Beth: Give it up, Luis. Sheridan is going to bake and burn. If I can't have you, nobody will.

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Sam: I guess I'll head down to the kitchen, get the tray of food you made for Ivy.

Ivy: Oh, food, too? 3E63DC50.JPG

Grace: Well, you didn't think we'd let you starve to death, did you? Thanks.

Ivy: Thank you so much for putting my sheets on the bed, Grace.

Grace: Yeah, well, we want you to be comfortable while you're here.

Ivy: You've made me feel so welcome in your home. It's such a wonderfully warm home.

Grace: You know, Ivy, there are a few things that we need to go over.

Ivy: Things?

Grace: Well, you can have breakfast here or in the kitchen with the family.

Ivy: Oh, honestly, Grace, whatever is easier for you. I -- I don't want you to put yourself out for me any more than you already have. 3E63DC7F.JPG

Grace: And there's one more thing you need to know.

Ivy: Yes? What's that?

Grace: My husband is off limits. You can't have him.

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Chad: Whitney, do you want me to stay here in Harmony or go to L.A.?

Whitney: It sounds like a really, really great opportunity for you, Chad.

Chad: Yeah, this job is what I've been working all my life for. If you tell me to stay, I'll stay. I'll stay with you forever. But you got to let me know we have a future together because I won't stay if you don't. And if so, we've got to tell Simone the truth. For me to be with you, for us to be together, that's how it has to be. But you know what I if you can't tell Simone that we're going to be together, there's no way I can stay in harmony. Look, I love you. I want to be with you, grow old with you. But I got to know you feel the same way. If you can't tell me we're going to have a future together, I'm going to take the job in L.A. So what's it going to be, Whitney? Do you love me? Do you want to be with me? Or do I take the job in L.A.? 3E63DCCC.JPG

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Theresa: You're short a million and a half in donations? Well, you just met your goal. The money will be in your bank tomorrow.

Fox: Well, you're the lawyer here, Ethan. Can she get away with this?

Ethan: Absolutely. Legally, she can do whatever she wants with the Crane money.

Gwen: Mother, are you all right?

Rebecca: I am anything but all right. Theresa is giving away money like it's going out of style, not to mention my Rolls.

Gwen: Oh, your Rolls? Mother, it's Julian's Rolls, isn't it?

Rebecca: Well, I drive it, and possession is 5/10 of the law.

Gwen: That's 9/10. 3E63DD0A.JPG

Rebecca: Oh, well, whatever it is. Theresa is not going to get a hold of that car unless she pries my cold, dead hands off the steering wheel.

Gwen: Well, you better hope that this infamous mystery caller you have comes through. I mean, by the way, when is he supposed to call?

Rebecca: Any second, I hope.

Gwen: Well, good luck.

[Phone rings]

Rebecca: Oh. Yes, hello?

Tom: Hey, what you doing over there, Rebecca? Sounds like you're out of breath, girl.

Rebecca: Oh, it's you. It's finally you.

Tom: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it's me, all right. Now, are you ready to throw Theresa out of the Crane mansion? 3E63DD40.JPG

Rebecca: Yes. Oh, yes.

Rebecca: Oh, you are so out of here, Theresa.

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Sheridan: Luis, save yourself, please! Go while you still can!

Luis: No, all right? I'm not leaving you. I would never leave you.

Beth: This is it, you two lovebirds. You're going to die.

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Sheridan: Beth?

Luis: Beth, what are you doing here?

Ivy: I wish I'd taken Home Ec in school.

Grace: Oh, well, you know, you were probably too busy cramming for how to be a bitch 101.

Theresa: Fox! Fox, no, no! No, he could die, too!

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