Passions Transcript Thursday 9/5/02
tabitha: Oh, timmy. I can't believe you've gone. I can't believe I'll never see your sweet, little face again, never hear you chuckling as you mix us up another batch of martimmys. You're my sweetest, dearest, little friend. We had some great adventures together, didn't we?
[Might be a lot of unexplainable scenes, because Tabitha has lots of Flashbacks with ‘Timmy’ shown on today’s episode]
tabitha: You were the light of my life. Now that light is gone. What i will do? What will I ever do without you?
Zombie charity: I have an easy answer to that one. Make a new one.
Zombie charity: Make a new timmy.
Kay: Hey. Hope we're not interrupting.
Miguel: No, don't worry about it. Hey, john.
John: Hey. How you doing, charity?
Charity: Oh, I'm better, thank you.
Kay: Miguel, your mom told us about the party at the cranes' tonight. You're going, right?
Miguel: Sorry, i don't know anything about it.
Kay: It's a welcome-home bash for your brother antonio and sheridan.
Miguel: Well, I'd like to go, but --
kay: That's what I thought, so we should go now. I'll walk you back to the house and you can change.
Miguel: What i was about to say was that I'd like to go, but there's no way i'm leaving charity here alone.
Kay: But, miguel, you have to go. You can't say no.
Theresa: Yes, phyllis, that's the perfect spot for the pinata.
Phyllis: You know, I don't believe there has ever been a pinata on the crane property before.
Theresa: Well, consider this the first of many new traditions around here.
Phyllis: I will.
rebecca: Oh, my!
Ivy: What in blazes do you think you're doing?
Theresa: I am throwing a party to celebrate my brother antonio and sheridan's return. Now, surely, you don't have a problem with that.
Ivy: Celebrating sheridan's homecoming -- of course not! But -- but -- but this? This is all so --
Julian: Lowbrow! "Lowbrow" is the word.
Theresa: Oh, call it whatever you want, but this is how the lopez fitzgeralds throw a party. Now, you can boycott it if you don't like it. In fact, you know, i'm sure we'll have a much better time if you do.
Julian: You will not be entertaining in this fashion under my roof!
Theresa: Oh, julian, how many times do i have to tell you? According to the judge, this is my roof, too. Now, i wish all of you would just stop loitering. The mariachi band is going to be here very soon.
Ivy: No. No! No! No! I will not have it! I simply will not have it! No!
Pilar: Cuidad, mijo.
Antonio: I'll be all right, mama. Oh --
sheridan: Huh? Wait, wait -- what are you doing?
Antonio: Something I've been thinking about for a while. I am just practicing for the day we get married.
Sheridan: No, no, put me down! You really should not be exerting yourself.
Antonio: Would you guys listen to her? She's already nagging me. But you know what? I don't care. She can nag me for the rest of my life because that's how much i love you. I am so happy to be home, sweetheart.
julian: When i return from cleaning myself up, I'll expect all of your party decorations to be completed.
Theresa: Well, I will do my best, but it could take a while to construct the -- the bonfire for the roast pig.
Theresa: I'm just kidding, julian. Oh, ivy, you will clean this up before the first guests arrive?
Ivy: I will not allow you to turn my home into a tacky joke.
Theresa: Ivy, this is my home now, remember? As such, i will do anything i want. So here's my advice -- Get used to it.
Ethan: What is going on here? Are we having a party?
Rebecca: Oh, thank goodness you're both here. I mean, theresa is turning this beautifully decorated mansion into a cheap bodega for this -- for this party. It's just disgraceful.
Ethan: I think it livens up the place.
Ethan: What, you don't like it, mother?
Ivy: It's an abomination! Your grandfather was -- was governor of this state!
Ethan: Well, I don't quite see what that has to do with anything, but personally, I've never felt comfortable in this room until now. It's got a new energy it never had before.
Theresa: Thank you, ethan. Will you help me with the other pinata, please?
Ivy: Psst! How goes your plan to get rid of miss tamale toes? I hope it works better than your last plan.
Rebecca: Don't worry. This one is foolproof.
Ivy: It had better be. Because I don't know how much longer i can tolerate that guttersnipe in my home.
John: Why can't miguel skip the party tonight? What's the big deal if he doesn't want to go?
Kay: The big deal is it's not just a party. It's a celebration for your brother antonio, miguel.
Miguel: Right, but it's not going to be that much of a celebration when he finds out that his fiancee is engaged to marry luis.
Kay: Yeah, and that's all the more reason for you to be there. I mean, God forbid that that news should come out tonight and you're not there to soften the blow.
Miguel: Right. Right, kay. Look, I hear you, but I don't want to leave charity here alone.
Charity: Miguel, just go. Be with your family, please. Do it for me.
Pilar: Luis, mijo, have an iced tea. It will cool you off.
Antonio: You know what, I'll wait and have mine until after sheridan tells me where i can put all my stuff.
Sheridan: Oh, uh -- in the bedroom, I guess.
Antonio: Well, come on, show me.
Pilar: You are making things worse by watching their every move.
Luis: Really? What do you expect me to do? What, am i supposed to just pretend that i'm not in love with sheridan, pretend that everything's fine, that it's ok that my brother's spending the night with sheridan instead of me?
Pilar: Luis, I know how hard this must be for you.
Luis: No, I'm not sure that you do. I'm not sure that anyone does.
Antonio: You know, I love the cottage, but it's not going to be long until we have to start looking for something a little bigger, you know?
Sheridan: Why? It's big enough for two people.
Antonio: Yeah, but not three or four, and once we start having those babies like we talked about, we're definitely going to need more room. You know, the doctor gave me a clean bill of health, so i was figuring, you know, we could start working on that right away. ]
Tabitha: Are you kidding? Make a new timmy?
Zombie charity: Why not? Tabitha, you still have a few of your demon-given powers. Use them while you got them.
Tabitha: I could never make another timmy. He was one of a kind, irreplaceable!
Zombie charity: You made him before.
Tabitha: Oh, yes, well, that was different. The day I brought timmy into this world, that was an extraordinary moment. The stars, the planets, the sun, the moon -- they were all aligned in perfect order, the likes of which have never been seen before and will never be seen again -- not in this lifetime, anyway. And when i gazed onto that sweet, happy, little face, I knew that I had created something special. Something unique, magical.
Zombie charity: You can create the magic again.
Tabitha: No, no. Magic like that just comes along once in a lifetime.
Zombie charity: But -- but, tabitha, you had other lifetimes with timmy.
Tabitha: Oh, yes, yes. We had many lifetimes down through the ages. He was always there, right beside me.
Singer: I can't remember when you weren't there When i didn't care for anyone but you i swear, you've taught me everything i know Can't imagine needing someone so but through the years it seems to me i need you more and more Through the years through all the good and bad i know how much we had as long as it's ok i'll stay with you Through the years through the years
tabitha: We had so much fun together. But it's all over now for this lifetime.
Zombie charity: But it doesn't have to be. Come on, tabby. You still have a little bit of the old spite and malice left in you. You just need to get busy. Focus on the bad times ahead.
Tabitha: What's the point? There's no point. It'll never be the same without my timmy.
Zombie charity: Ok. Well, if you think that way, then you're right. You're right. You're never going to cause any more miserable moments for any harmony homebody ever again. Is that what you want?
Tabitha: It's just no fun without my little scamp. He was one of a kind. He was loyal, courageous, forgiving. Oh, what will I ever do without him?
Zombie charity: Here you go. You have everything you need in this bag here that I found in the attic to create a new timmy.
Tabitha: No. I told you, I won'T. I won't do it. I don't want to. I won't!
Zombie charity: Well, fine.
Zombie charity: If you won't, I will.
Ethan: It's going to be a great party now that sheridan's home.
Theresa: Oh, and don't forget, this is for my brother antonio, too.
Gwen: Is luis coming, too?
Theresa: I hope so. We just have to be extra careful not to let antonio know that sheridan and luis are in love.
Gwen: How can you possibly expect to keep that a secret? Everyone knows about it. It's bound to come out.
Theresa: It can't. That's all there is to it. Read my lips, rebecca. That means you.
Ethan: Theresa's right. It's imperative that we act as if antonio is sheridan's fiancee, not luis'.
Julian: If you will all excuse me for a moment, I just remembered there's something that i have to attend to.
Rebecca: Well, why should i keep my mouth shut when pilar has been so nasty to me? Now, it would serve her right if i were to tell her long-lost son the truth about his brother. Ooh, those two going after it in a fight -- oh, my, that is what i call a party.
Gwen: Don't you dare say a word, mother.
Antonio: I just can't figure out how that glass broke.
Luis: Couldn't tell you.
Antonio: Must have had a hairline crack in it or something. I'm sure your hand will be ok.
Pilar: You just have to be more careful in the future, hmm?
Luis: Yeah. I'll do my best.
Sheridan: Excuse me.
Sheridan: What am I going to do, pilar?
Pilar: I don't know. I'm sure you'll find a way to handle this.
Sheridan: I don't see how. I mean, not without killing antonio or breaking luis' heart.
Antonio: You know, I love seeing you guys this way. It's like you're already family, you know?
Sheridan: Well, your mother practically raised me.
Pilar: I've always thought of sheridan as my own daughter.
Antonio: Well, I'll tell you what, I'll help you guys out. I'll go ahead and take this back.
Sheridan: Thank you.
luis: Come with me.
Sheridan: Where are we going?
Luis: Out. Somewhere I can be alone with the woman i love. Why don't you keep antonio busy.
Antonio: Hey, where'd everybody go?
Miguel: That's just like you -- wanting me to be with my family even though it means leaving you alone.
Charity: I don't mind, really.
Miguel: I do, all right? There's no way i'm going anywhere without you. You guys can give us the full report tomorrow.
Kay: I can't believe you'd be that selfish.
Miguel: What are you talking about?
Kay: Miguel, isn't it obvious? I mean, you're putting your own wants and needs above those of your brother. I guess if it doesn't bother you, it shouldn't bother me.
John: Come on, Kay. Don't make him feel worse than he already does.
Kay: I'm sorry, but i jtt don't get it. I mean, here charity is in a hospital full of doctors and nurses, so if anything ever went wrong, she'd have all the help she needs. I mean, john -- ok, let me ask you something. If we were separated again for years and years and you had the chance to see me again, wouldn't you try to do it?
John: I'd see you, of course, but --
Kay: Ok. I mean, I know I’d rush to your side. I guess -- I mean, I guess Miguel just doesn't care about family the same way we do.
Miguel: Ok, that's not fair, Kay. All right? I love Antonio, and I'd want to be there for him.
Kay: Well, I'm sure if you're worried about charity being here alone, John would not mind staying with her. You haven't even given her your present yet, john.
John: I almost forgot.
Charity: Oh. Thank you.
John: It's a book of poetry. I know a lot of people don't go in for poetry, but --
charity: No, I do. I love it. Thank you.
John: Great. Maybe you'll find something you like in there, then.
Charity: I'm sure i will.
Kay: Miguel, I'm sorry I'm making such a big fuss about the party.
Miguel: No sweat. I guess you're just looking out for my best interests.
Kay: I just really think that you'd regret it if you don't at least make an appearance. So what do you think?
Miguel: Why not?
Kay: Come here.
Julian: It's not funny, father!
Alistair: On the contrary, it's one of the few times i regret not being there in person. The sight of you covered with pińata fillings makes my day. Not to mention the expressions on the faces of icy ivy and bawdy Becky. Theresa must be driving them right up the proverbial wall.
Julian: Well, that she is. But Theresa is the least of my problems with the Lopez Fitzgerald’s at the moment. Antonio is to be a guest of honor here this evening. I don't like the idea of -- ahem -- his being anywhere near me!
Alistair: I don't blame you, considering the circumstances surrounding his long-ago departure from harmony. But I don't see what this has to do with me. Antonio is your problem, not mine.
Julian: I'm well aware of that, which is why I'm considering taking care of him immediately before he can cause me any more problems.
Antonio: What happened to Sheridan and Luis?
Pilar: I think they went to the car to get the rest of your things.
Antonio: Oh, ok. So, mama, what do you think about me and Sheridan?
Pilar: You already know, mijo, I love Sheridan as if she was my own since she was a little girl.
Antonio: I know, but what do you think about us getting married?
Pilar: Antonio, i love you both very much.
Antonio: You know, mama, I think we've got a really good shot at having a happy life together. Although i have to tell you, there were a couple of times there at the hospital that i wasn't so sure it was going to happen at all.
Pilar: Why? Why is that?
Antonio: Well, when miguel dropped the bomb and told me that she was engaged to someone else. I'm telling you, mama, I'd rather die than see her in the arms of someone else.
Sheridan: Where are you taking me?
Luis: Right here.
zombie charity: Ta-da! Hmm -- now, I really feel like he'd be a worthy successor to the little brat. And he surely wouldn't give us such a hard time.
Tabitha: Timmy never gave me a hard time.
Zombie charity: Uh-uh-uh. That's not what I remember.
Tabitha: Well, I don't care what you remember.
Zombie charity: Ok.
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Tabitha: Zombie. Zombie, you're trying to put an arm where the leg's supposed to be.
Zombie charity: Ugh. Well, at least I’m trying, which is more than i can say for you.
Tabitha: I never wanted any part of this. And nothing you could do could ever compare with my Timmy. So why don't you just put all this stuff away and leave.
Zombie charity: No can do.
Tabitha: Well, then, just be quiet and leave me alone with my memories.
Zombie charity: Whatever. I'm going to the attic. I need more parts.
Tabitha: Oh, Timmy. I'm so lost without you. You were my little guiding spirit, my better half. I know there were things that i did that upset you. You so wanted me to be good because you were so good. You saw goodness in everything and everyone around you. I never thought I'd say this, but I envy the angels in heaven because I know you're there with them now.
Timmy: What does angel girl have? A Martimmy?
Angel: No, it's nothing like that. It's a job.
Timmy: There are jobs in heaven?
Angel: Only for very special angels.
Timmy: Timmy's going to be a very special angel?
Angel: That's right, a guardian angel. You're getting your wings.
Tabitha: Give me a sign, if you can. Something to help me know that you'll always be with me. I love you so much. I miss you. Oh, I miss you so much.
Tabitha: Hmm. I love you, Timmy.
Theresa: I still want that top-level position at crane industries.
Ethan: I wish i could help, but I'm -- I’m persona non grata there myself.
Theresa: Well, not once i get my job. See, I’m sure I'm going to need to hire some qualified people for my staff, and I'd love it if you'd work for me.
Rebecca: Oh, I told you she was up to something.
Gwen: No, wait. Don't, don't, mother. Don’t. Please don't worry about this. There is no way that Julian and Alistair is going to give her a position at crane. I mean, they wouldn't even give me one when I was engaged to Ethan.
Rebecca: Yeah, I mean, crane women don't work. No, they sit around, they look pretty, they plan the busy social schedule.
Gwen: But still, I am a business school graduate and I have my M.B.A., And Theresa barely graduated high school.
Rebecca: Yeah, which is why we have nothing to worry about. There is no way she will work at crane industries.
Theresa: Where is Julian?
Ethan: You'll probably find him in the library.
Theresa: Well, he can run but he can't hide from me. I want an answer about my job right now. What do you say? Come with me, hmm?
Pilar: Luis and Sheridan -- you have to come back to the cottage right away because Antonio wants to come looking for you.
Luis: Oh --
Sheridan: I'm on my way right now.
Luis: Just give us a few more minutes.
Sheridan: Look, hey, we can't risk it. Ok?
Pilar: Did the two of you manage to settle anything?
Luis: I don't know about Sheridan, but I did. If Antonio tries to sleep with her, I'm telling him the whole truth, consequences be damned.
Charity: Do you think you could get me a glass of water?
Miguel: Yeah, sure.
Charity: Thank you.
John: Do you really like the book?
Charity: Oh, yeah, it's great. "The face of all the world is changed, I think, since first I heard the footsteps of thy soul. Move still, oh, still, beside me."
John: Browning. I love her stuff, too.
Charity: Imagine writing that to your lover.
John: It's pretty amazing, isn't it?
Kay: You know what, Miguel? I don't even think they'll miss us.
Alistair: Hands off Antonio! There's enough suspicion on us already concerning Sheridan’s disappearance. And for crying out loud, we can't be the ones to reveal that Luis is the real love of her life.
Julian: But why not? It would turn the brothers against each other. Isn't that what we wanted?
Alistair: Oh, must I spell out everything? I've decided it's better to use Luis' secret to keep him distracted. He won't have time to ask any questions about us.
Julian: Well, I see your point. God, these Lopez Fitzgerald’s are thorns in my side, every last one of them. First the two older brothers, and now Theresa --
[Knock on door]
Theresa: I'd like to talk to you, Julian.
Julian: Can't you see I'm busy right now?
Theresa: It's about that job i want at crane industries.
Julian: Not now. I'm talking to my father.
Theresa: Oh, perfect! Alistair is just the man that i need to speak to.
Antonio: Hey. There you guys are. Where have you been?
Sheridan: Oh. We --
Pilar: Well, it was just as i thought -- they were unloading the rest of the things from your car. But there was so much excess baggage; they had to put some of it in the storage shed.
Sheridan: That's right, the storage shed.
Pilar: You know what, we need to get going and get ready for the party at the main house.
Antonio: All right. Hey, Luis, you're not going to back out on me again, are you? You're going to come to the party, right?
Luis: I said i would, so I will.
Antonio: Good, because it wouldn't be much of a welcome-home party if one of my brothers was M.I.A., You know.
Pilar: Well, come, Luis. We should be on our way.
Antonio: I'll see you guys later. I'll be in the bedroom, ok?
Sheridan: Right. I have to go.
Pilar: Come on, mijo.
Sheridan: Antonio, we're supposed to be getting ready.
Antonio: How much time do we have before the party?
Sheridan: Not much time.
Antonio: Well, I got some pre party plans for us.
Sheridan: Antonio --
Sheridan: We got to get dressed.
Antonio: Yeah, but, look, it's going to take me all of, what, 10 minutes? I got to jump in the shower, I'll throw on some clothes, and then I’m going to escort my beautiful bride-to-be up to the main house. So that leaves us plenty of time for you-know-what.
Sheridan: Right, the shower.
Antonio: All right, i'll take a shower. On one condition -- you have to take one with me.
antonio: Think of it as a time-saving measure.
Sheridan: No, I -- i have a feeling that would just be way too distracting.
Antonio: All right, fine. But you owe me one, and I'm not talking about a shower.
Sheridan: Here. You're going to need this.
Sheridan: Sure. Hey, i said no!
Kay: We're going to have a good time tonight, miguel.
Miguel: Hey, wait a second.
Kay: What's the matter?
Miguel: I -- this is kind of awkward, but I thought you should know. I haven't told charity about us sleeping together.
Kay: Why not? Um -- do you want me to tell her?
Miguel: No, no. It's just that i decided it's best that she doesn't know at all, at least not until she's done recovering from her surgery.
Kay: Oh. Ok, I understand.
Miguel: And I wanted to apologize again for what happened that night. I'll never understand why i thought you were charity.
Kay: Miguel, please. Don't worry about it. It just happened, ok?
Miguel: Thanks, kay.
Kay: The next time we make love, miguel, you're going to know it's me.
Zombie charity: What a colossal waste of a gift for evil.
Zombie charity: Wait a minute. There may be a way to salvage this clone doll yet.
Zombie charity: Hello, boys! Hey, boys, wake up. It's me, your favorite demon.
zombie charity: Ok, ok -- one of your favorite demons. Anyways, i need a favor. Tabitha needs a new sidekick. She misses her timmy something terrible, which makes her really worthless to the force, if you know what i mean. Can you help me out here?
Zombie charity: Oh, goody. It's working. I just know this is going to cheer the old girl up. Well, you may not be exactly what hagitha wanted, but beggars can't be choosers. Can they?
Julian: Well, you may not speak to my father. How dare you barge in here trying to interrupt our conversation!
Theresa: Julian, I can do anything i want. I'm your wife, and i want to speak to my father-in-law. Oh. Hello, alistair. It's me, theresa.
Alistair: Hello, theresa. I understand you've been badgering julian about a position at crane industries.
Theresa: That's right, I want a job. But not just any job -- an important one with decision-making authority.
Rebecca: It'll never happen.
Ivy: I wish i could see alistair's face.
Gwen: Ooh, i hope he yells at her.
Theresa: Alistair, are you there?
Alistair: Why, yes, theresa, i am. I was just thinking -- now that you're a crane, you should know all there is to know about the family business. I believe you'd make a most attractive addition to the top rung of our organization.
Theresa: Are you saying what i think you are?
Alistair: Congratulations, theresa. You've just been appointed our newest vice president. I look forward to working with you.
Antonio: What'd i do?
Sheridan: I'm sorry. Look, I didn't mean to snap at you. It's just that i don't want to be late to this thing.
Antonio: All right, I guess you're right. Considering we are the guests of honor, we should probably be there on time. Hey, we've got the rest of our lives to make love, right?
Antonio: I'll be out in a minute.
Sheridan: All right. I'll just get dressed.
Antonio: Hey, it's not too late to join me in that shower, you know?
Sheridan: No. Really.
Antonio: Come on, it's just that i've missed you so much and it's been so long since we've made love. I don't care if we're late to that damn party.
Sheridan: Antonio, no --
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