Passions Transcript Friday 8/23/02

Passions Transcript Friday 8/23/02--Canada.

by Amanda

T.C.: There you are. Get in here right now so we can settle this. Simone, get down here right now!

Chad: Do you think he found out that we --

Whitney: I guess so. This is going to be awful, I know it.

Chad: All right, look, we just got to be strong for each other, ok?

Whitney: Ok.

Simone: What's wrong, daddy?

T.C.: I am tired of all of the lying and the sneaking around that's been going on around here. It's time we got the truth out in the open.

Zombie charity: Huh. Looks like you've added some new faces to your triangles.

Tabitha: The bennetts and the cranes are my oldest enemies in harmony. If they think their fortunes have changed, they're very much mistaken because I'm going to destroy their little lovelorn families forever.

Zombie charity: Hmm.

Ivy: What are you doing in here?

Julian: Why shouldn't i be here? I live here.

Ivy: Julian.

Julian: Yes. Expecting someone else?

Ivy: No. I'm just not used to having you back in the house.

Julian: Get used to it. Try to remember you're nothing but a houseguest here, here at my pleasure.

Ivy: A houseguest? I beg your pardon. I am your wife. I have every right to be here.

Julian: Hmm, amazing. I live in a house with three women, all claiming to be mrs. Julian crane. I suppose I should be flattered.

Ivy: Well, yes, you would if any of us gave a hoot about how you feel. I need some air.

Julian: Wonder what wifey-poo number one is up to.

David: Over here, ivy.

Ivy: It's about time you showed up.

David: Well, I came as soon as you called. What can i do for you now?

Ivy: What i've always wanted, david -- for you to break up sam and grace's marriage.

Sam: Don't let what kay said get you down, all right?

Grace: I just can't help it, sam. It was like a knife through my heart. You didn't hear her, sam. The anger in her voice was frightening.

Sam: Listen, don't worry about it, all right? I'm going to straighten her out as soon as she gets home.

Grace: No, you know, I'm going to talk to her.

Sam: All right. You talk to her, but nobody talks like that to the woman i love, especially our own daughter, ok? I'm sorry that happened.

Grace: Thanks, sweetie. Just wish I knew what made her so angry.

Sam: You have done nothing wrong except be the most wonderful mother in the world.

Grace: I don't know, sam. You know, maybe she's right. Maybe I've been so worried about charity that i ignored my own daughter.

Sam: Look, kay is a teenager and she's in love with a boy who doesn't love her. She's just going to lash out at the nearest target, and that was you.

Grace: I hope you're right. I don't know, though, between my premonitions and charity's, i think something really terrible's going to happen in harmony. Something awful and very close to home.

Antonio: What in the hell's going on here?

Sheridan: Look, antonio, you need to stay calm, please. Don't get upset.

Antonio: Stay calm? Why? Nobody's telling me what's going on. Everybody's keeping some secret from me, and then I see you guys hugging? Somebody tell me what in the hell's going on!

Eve: I'll tell you, antonio, ok? I'll tell you exactly what's going on.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one Who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings Of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive You are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

antonio: So go ahead, dr. Russell, tell me what everyone else seems to know.

Luis: All right, now just wait a minute, all right? I'm his brother. I should be the one to tell him.

Eve: No. No, luis, he's my patient.

Antonio: You know what, I don't care who tells me, just somebody tell me.

Luis: Fine.

Eve: Antonio, i know that you're very anxious to get out of here, but i'm afraid I'm not going to be able to let you go. I'm still waiting for the results of your last test, so i'm going to need to keep you in the hospital overnight.

Antonio: That's it? That's the big secret?

Eve: Well, it never was a big secret. It's just that i knew that it would upset you, so I wanted to be the one to tell you.

Julian: I haven't lived with ivy for 20-some-odd years for nothing. I know she's up to something. But what?

David: Ivy, ivy, ivy.

Ivy: How dare you laugh at me. I assure you, david, this is no joke.

David: Oh, well, I'm sorry that you don't see the humor in this situation, all right, but you have plotted for months, you've plotted and schemed of how to get sam and grace apart, and you've ruined countless innocent lives doing it.

Ivy: Oh, david, don't be melodramatic. Whose life have I ruined?

David: You forced eve to lie about the D.N.A. Test results that prove that john was not grace's son. You forced me to lie to john, my own son, and make him believe that grace was his mother.

Ivy: And your point is?

David: You don't get it, do you? You -- you try to do all these things -- I mean, you ordered me to lure grace away from sam so that you could make your move on him -- and what did it get you, hmm? Sam and grace have never been so in love. When are you going to get it through your head? You'll never have sam bennett.

Sam: Grace, what kind of premonitions have you had?

Grace: It's nothing specific. It's just an ominous feeling.

Sam: All right, listen, why don't we go to bed, all right? The kids are ok, and i'm sure you'll be ok in the morning.

Grace: I hope so. I don't know if I can take any more emotional upset. Ok. Oh -- Oh, s--

grace: Ow.

Tabitha: Yes, i'm going to get them all, those smug, self-satisfied bennetts, who just stood by and watched while those vicious cranes burned me at the stake.

Zombie charity: Over 300 years ago.

Tabitha: Yes. And I remember it as if were yesterday. Not one of those bennetts lifted a finger to help me.

William: Two days hence, thou shall be placed on an upright spit and cooked until well done.

Tabitha: Curses for eternity!

Prudence: Let the witch burn in hell.

Tabitha: I shall have revenge on thee, prudence standish, and on all who descend from thee!

Crowd: Burn in hell, witch!

Tabitha: And I will you destroy you all! Oh, I remember it well. I'm going to destroy them all, Every last one of them.

Singer: You are my passion for life

Whitney: Daddy, I can explain.

Simone: Why do you have to be the one to explain? I'm the one who has to explain. I told daddy about us, chad, and he got so angry.

Chad: You -- you told your dad about us?

T.C.: Yes, she did.

Simone: I can't lie and sneak around behind my parents' back, chad.

T.C.: And she's right, i am angry.

Simone: I was just too happy to keep it to myself, so i had to tell him. Of course, he thinks i'm too young to be dating a guy your age, but I told him how much we're in love and that nothing could stand in our way, not even my parents.

T.C.: So is it true, chad? Are you and simone dating?

Antonio: So that's what you were doing in luis' arms when i walked around the corner? You were trying to figure out how to tell me that I had to spend the rest of the night here in the hospital?

Sheridan: I'm very concerned about you, antonio. I want you to stay in the hospital until they know exactly what's wrong with you.

Luis: Yeah, we don't want you taking any chances, bro.

Pilar: That's right, we don't. We're all just very worried about you.

Antonio: Well, I appreciate the concern -- everyone's -- but I'm fine. I got a little bump on my head and a few scratches, that's it. So, doctor, I'll see you back here in the morning, ok?

Pilar: Antonio,

mijo, por favor, it's very important that you stay in the hospital tonight.

Eve: I need you to stay here for observation, antonio. I have to insist on it.

Antonio: Look, doc, I don't want to be one of those pain-in-the-neck patients. Now, i'll come back in the morning, I promise you. Tonight I want to spend the night with my bride-to-be, just me and her alone.

Luis: No, you're not. Government until january to straighten out its education funding formula.... Earl manners of the o-s-s-t-f says the transfer of power from mike harris to ernie eves hasn't changed anything for his membership or schools in general. The union wants substantial pay hikes for teachers by the end of january... Or else they may strike ...

We'll have all the day's top stories tonite at 5:30. Now though, over to elaine loring for an entertainment update.

Thanks christine. Former "early show" host bryant gumbel didn't get the best news today about his son. Here's a look at that and more in today's entertainment report.


That's it for now. Comingcoming up on passions, - look for @ the wild and wacky hecuba to make her return to harmony in mid-september! Enjoy the rest of passions now and have yourself a great weekend!



antonio: What'd you say, luis?

Luis: I said no. All right, you're not spending the night with sheridan. Listen, antonio, there's something that you need to know --

sheridan: Luis is just worried about you. We all are. We just want you to do what the doctor wants.

Pilar: That's right, mijo. We all want you to stay in the hospital just to be sure there's nothing seriously wrong.

Eve: I just want you to stay till all the test results are in, antonio, that's all.

Pilar: Antonio, por favor, just listen to dr. Russell.

Beth: How could you, mother? How could you be so evil?

Mrs. Wallace: I don't know what you're talking about.

Beth: You know exactly what i'm talking about.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh --

beth: You knew that luis was out there in the hallway with sheridan. You deliberately sent antonio out there to find them, knowing that he'd see them in each other's arms.

Mrs. Wallace: No, you are the only one who'd do something like that, you see, because I am not as devious as you.

Beth: Oh, no, you are more than devious, mother.

Mrs. Wallace: Ah --

beth: You wanted antonio to see luis and sheridan together because you knew it would destroy any chance i still had with luis.

Mrs. Wallace: The truth is going to come out sooner or later. And frankly, i think it's cruel to keep antonio in the dark about the woman that he loves!

Beth: Right. You're a liar.

Mrs. Wallace: Ah --

beth: You don't care about antonio or luis or sheridan. All you care about is keeping me a slave so i can empty your bedpan and bring you your food and wait on you hand and foot. Let me tell you, mother, it won't work, ok? I won't let you get away with it.

Tabitha: I can't wait to see how the goody-goody bennetts react when their happy little home is torn apart.

Zombie charity: Aren't you afraid of grace's premonitions? They could warn her of what you're up to.

Tabitha: No, not at all. By the time grace believes her premonitions and tries to work out what they mean, it'll all be too late, anyway.

Sam: Grace, what is it?

Grace: Oh, sam, my head's killing me. Oh, I saw these triangles everywhere, and they had faces in them and they swirling around and they were trying to hit me in the head and --

sam: Triangles?

Grace: It just hurts.

Sam: Here, come here and sit down.

Grace: Oh, I just wish I knew what these triangles meant.

Sam: Just try to relax, ok? I'm going to get you some aspirin.

Grace: Ok.

[Phone rings]

sam: Chief bennett. No, I didn't get a chance to earlier today. My niece was having major surgery. No, I'm not going to go now, either. My wife isn't feeling well. Yeah, look, I know it's important, ok?

Grace: Sam, just -- sam, it's ok. Go. Just go.

Sam: Grace, i'm not going to leave you alone.

Grace: No, look, sam, i'll feel worse if you don't go do your work.

Sam: Look, it's not important.

Grace: I just heard you say it was important. So go, you know, tell them you'll be there.

Sam: Hello. Yeah. I'll get over there soon as i can. Bye. I have to go over and question julian about why he disappeared after he was shot at the cannery. The D.A.'S insisting i get a report on his desk first thing in the morning.

Grace: Ok, then you go, sweetie. Really, I'm feeling better already.

Sam: I would've went earlier, but, you know, with charity having surgery and all -- you sure you're going to be ok?

Grace: It's ok, i'll be fine. I'll just -- i'll rest.

Sam: Ok.

Grace: Bye.

Sam: I'll be back as soon as i can, ok?

Grace: Ok.

Julian: Ivy isn't one to talk to herself. Who could she be having this little tete-a-tete with?

Ivy: Well, obviously, you haven't been keeping your end of the bargain because if you had, then sam and grace wouldn't be together.

David: Ivy, i've done everything you wanted me to. I tried to woo grace away from sam. It just didn't work.

Ivy: Then try harder.

David: Ok, firstly, I tried -- i convinced grace that i was her first husband before amnesia. Not that easy, thank you. Then i lied to my own son and convinced him that grace was really his mother.

Ivy: Yes, and it's hardly ruined john's life, now has it?

David: It will when the truth comes out.

Ivy: Then don't let the truth come out, david. What else have you done?

David: What else have i -- I have been living in grace's bed-and-breakfast, taking every opportunity to be alone with her. I've -- I've brought her chocolates, flowers, sweet notes. I've been eager to help with any problems she has. I've built and painted her new house with her. You name it, i've done it, and she's eternally grateful, but the fact is she's not interested in having a romance with me.

Ivy: Then you must giving off friendship vibes and not romantic ones.

David: Oh, look, I admit i have genuine feelings for grace. And I'm not really worried about sam. I mean, if i could get grace away from sam, i mean, he'd get over it, you know. The fact is I can't -- i can't do anything while sam and grace are so in love that they don't even know that you and i exist.

Ivy: That is nonsense. Sam is not head-over-heels in love with grace. He is faithful and he is loyal, yes, but secretly, deep down inside, he still loves me.

David: You are delusional!

Ivy: No, I am not! Now, if you just get grace to fall in love with you -- the man she thinks is her first husband, the father of her son -- then sam will let her go.

David: It's not going to happen.

Ivy: Well, stop being so pessimistic! Just do it! Come on, david. You are a handsome, Somewhat charming man. I'm sure that you can sweep a country girl like grace off her feet.

David: I suppose I can keep trying.

Ivy: Yes, you keep trying. And you just remember what i know about you and remember that i will use it. Now, i'll do my job and you do yours. You break up sam and grace.

Julian: I knew you were up to something. Where is he?

Ivy: Where is who?

Julian: Your old paramour, sam bennett! Isn't that who you're having a secret rendezvous with? Aha! Let's go beverly: You'$is always saxx

singer: You are my passion for life

Pilar: Luis?

Luis: What?

Pilar: Mijo, please, do not tell antonio about you and sheridan, at least not until he's feeling stronger.

Luis: All right. For your sake only. Come on, antonio, just listen to the doctor, ok? Look, it's just for one more night.

Sheridan: Please, be a good patient and stay here. I'll come back first thing in the morning.

Antonio: All right. As long as the first thing i see in the morning is your beautiful smile.

Sheridan: I promise i'll be back.

Antonio: I could never say no to you.

Eve: Well, good, that's all settled.

Antonio: Well, I'm the luckiest man in the world to have you all to myself. So what do you say, bro? You ever thought any more about having that double wedding? You and beth, me and sheridan?

Luis: Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'll have plenty of time to talk about that later, won't we? You just concentrate on getting yourself well, ok?

Antonio: Oh, I will. The best medicine for me is right here in my arms.

Mrs. Wallace: Well, don't get your hopes up, missy. It's not going to happen between you and luis, and I'm going to make sure of that.

Pilar: Eve, thank goodness sheridan was able to talk antonio into staying here tonight.

Eve: Yes, and i'm going order sedation for him, too. I want to make sure that he gets a good night's sleep. Meanwhile, i think i'm going to go home. My family must think i've fallen off the face of the earth.

Pilar: Well, I'll rest better knowing that he's here tonight.

Eve: Yeah, this is the place for him, pilar. He's got a lot ahead of him.

Pilar: Yeah. My poor antonio, huh? Not only is so ill, but he's going to find out that the woman he loves is in love with another man, and not just any man but his own brother. He'll be devastated.

Eve: Oh, I'm so sorry, pilar. That must be so hard for you to just see your children torn apart over a woman. I'd -- i'd just go nuts if i thought whitney and simone were fighting over a boy.

Pilar: Yeah, and a mother, she's so helpless in these situations, you know?

Eve: Yeah. I'm grateful that whitney's just so focused on her tennis career and simone is not really old enough yet to be interested in boys.

Pilar: Well, you're lucky, eve.

Eve: Yeah. Yeah, I should thank my lucky stars.

Simone: Daddy, please don't be upset. You and mom fell in love when you were young, didn't you?

T.C.: Yeah, but not this young.

Simone: Yeah, but not much older, right? You of all people should know that you can stand in the way of true love.

T.C.: Chad, I warned you not to hurt my daughters.

Chad: Believe me, coach, i don't want to hurt simone, ok? I don't want to hurt anybody.

Whitney: Simone, honey, why don't you take daddy in the other room and at least try to get him to calm down, ok?

Simone: Ok, ok, ok.

Whitney: All right, go.

Simone: Daddy, you know that chad is not the bad person that you thought he was. And you know that you raised me well, right? And I'm not going to do anything stupid. Can't you please, please just --

chad: Oh, man, what a mess. Now simone's trying to convince your pops to let us date?

Whitney: No, no, she won't, though. Daddy will never agree to let her date a guy your age. She is the baby of the family, chad, dad's little sugar bear, you know, and you're man with a past.

Chad: So now my past is supposed to work for me?

Whitney: Exactly, exactly, but it's ok. As soon as daddy lays down the law with simone, we won't have to worry about her anymore. She will be off our case.

Simone: Guess what -- daddy said it's ok! I can date chad!

Whitney: No!

Ivy: What are you doing, you fool?

Julian: Exposing your lover. I was sure he was here.

Ivy: Who was here?

Julian: Just tell me who you were talking to. I heard voices.

Ivy: You heard me talking to myself.

Julian: You were never one to talk to yourself.

Ivy: Well, I am now. All those years of being married to you have driven me to babbling in the dark.

Julian: Someone was out here, I know it.

Julian: Aha, i was right! It was sam bennett you were talking to on the terrace.

Ivy: No, it wasn'T.

Sam: I just got here.

Ivy: Did you come to see me?

Sam: I came here to see if what I heard is true, and I see that it is. Julian's alive.

Julian: No thanks to the harmony police department.

Sam: I need to ask you some questions about the night you were shot at the cannery.

Julian: What kind of questions? You know exactly what happened.

Sam: Not quite. I want to know why you disappeared, then magically you show up after theresa was supposedly executed for your murder.

Julian: Oh, what difference could this possibly make? Theresa's fine, I'm fine. Why are you wasting my time?

Sam: You wasted the taxpayers' money and the police department's time investigating a murder that didn't happen.

Julian: You may contact my attorney if you need a statement from me.

Sam: No, I'm contacting you. Julian, you have some explaining to do. Why'd you disappear?

Julian: Well, even you should be able to figure that one out. People were trying to kill me. Someone -- still unknown, thanks to your expert detective work -- someone did shoot me. I was lucky enough to escape with my life, so i was determined not to return to harmony until the culprit was caught. I see that you and your men have made no progress in that department.

Sam: We're working on it, julian.

Julian: Good. I am through answering questions. I have nothing else to say.

Sam: Ok. I'll go. But I'm not through with you, julian.

Ivy: Sam, i heard that your niece charity is quite ill. Is she going to be all right?

Sam: Yes, thank God. She had a heart transplant and so far she seems to be doing ok.

Ivy: A heart transplant? Well, it's rare you hear someone so young needing a heart transplant. And finding a heart, that's not easy.

Sam: Yeah, I know. Well, it was a blessing for us, but a tragedy for tabitha.

Ivy: Tabitha? Why?

Sam: Well, the heart they used for charity came from tabitha's great-nephew, timmy.

Julian: Timmy? Your -- your niece got little timmy's heart? That means timmy's --

sam: I'm afraid so. Timmy's dead.

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julian: Poor little fellow.

Ivy: Forgive me for sounding insensitive, but since when do you give a damn about tabitha's great-nephew?

[Music plays]

singer: Oh, oh in a time not long ago Was a boy with childhood wishes of a life so rich with hopes he would go far like a soldier in a land so far from the ones Who call out his name he lost his way and some would say what he gave was too much it was too much to pay What if the dreams all disappeared? And what if your name just left us? and what if the memories Could break like a mirror? Still, you'd be forever near i'd see you here i'd feel you near Forever near ooh-ooh mm-hmm

ivy: Julian? Are you actually crying?

Julian: No. Of course not. I want to go see poor tabitha. She must be absolutely devastated.

Ivy: "Poor tabitha"?

Tabitha: Now, let me see how best can i get my revenge on those saintly monsters.

Zombie charity: Hmm, i sure wouldn't want to be your enemy right now.

Tabitha: No, you wouldn't. Those people cost me my life 300 years ago and I'm going to see that they pay for it.

Zombie charity: I bet you will.

Tabitha: Now, let me see. How to do it. It's easy enough to use love against grace and sam. Even ivy, she has some heart. But how do i deal with the descendant of the man who condemned me to death so cruelly? How am i going to get back at him? Ooh, i hate that man with a passion. There's nothing I'd like better than to return the favor.

Simone: What do you mean, "no"?

T.C.: Yeah, whitney, what's the matter with you?

Whitney: I'm just -- just surprised, that's all. I mean, daddy, come on, you've always been so adamant about us not dating until we were 18 and mature. And frankly, daddy, I'm a little surprised at you. I mean, what made you change your mind?

T.C.: Well, simone will be 18 in a few days, and she's right, she's not a baby anymore and most of her friends are dating.

Simone: That's true. Isn't it, whit?

T.C.: Now, listen, I didn't give you permission to marry my daughter, but you can take her out to a movie, buy her some popcorn, see a concert, or --

simone: Thank you, daddy.

Whitney: Daddy, i need to tell you something right now. This cannot go on any longer.

T.C.: Sweetheart, what are you -- you're not going to tell me that you want to start dating, too? Honey, you don't have time to start dating and have a boyfriend with your tennis schedule. We have to stay focused.

Whitney: I know this. I --

T.C.: Honey, we have spent too much time and too much effort into your tennis. Sweetheart, you're not going to break your old man's heart, are you?

Whitney: No, not exactly.

T.C.: Good, good.

Simone: Daddy, relax. You know that whitney's too busy with her tennis to have a boyfriend.

T.C.: Well, I'm going to have to talk to your mother, of course, but she likes chad and I'm sure that she will give her permission for you two to date.

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simone: No, mom, chad and whitney aren't going out. Where would you get a crazy idea like that?

Eve: Oh, well, I --

simone: It's me. Chad and i are dating -- that is if you give us permission. Dad already said yes.

Eve: You -- you and chad? I thought that whitney and chad were seeing each other. Isn't that what you asked me a while back?

Sheridan: Are you comfortable? Can I get you anything else before io?

Antonio: No, I just wish

ou could climb in here with me.

Sheridan: Don't think the hospital would approve of that.

Luis: What is going on, huh? Dr. Russell seemed pretty earnest about antonio spending the night. X exactly how sick is he?~

Pilar: I don't know, mijo, I honestly don't know, but ev said it could be serious.

Dios mio. My poor antonio. After everything he's gone through, after all these years he finally comes home to stay, and now this.

Luis: What, huh? What does he got?

Pilar: They don't know exactly what it is, but eve is hoping that these new tests will help them find out. It could be serious, luis. And then on top of that, when he finds out that the woman he loves is in love wi n his brother, I --~~

luis: Yeah, well,x he's going to find out the truth about me and sheridan sooner or later. Look, I don't want to hurt my brother, ok, but, I'm sorry, he's not going to keep me from the woman I love.

[Knock on door]

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David: Obviously, You shouldn't be. You're shaking. please sit down. Are you all right?

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Sam: What the heck got into julian?

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julian: Oh! Oh! Tabitha, please! You're killing me!

Tabitha: That's right, julian! I'm killing you! This is payback for everything you've done to me!

Zombie charity: Tabitha, what the heck are you doing?

Tabitha: I was imagining this pillow was julian crane. I'd got my hands around his throat and i was choking the life out of him! God, how i hate that man!

Zombie charity: Wow, tabitha, i have never seen you this worked up about anyone before. If i were human, i would not want to be julian crane right now.

Tabitha: Hmm.

[Doorbell rings]

tabitha: Who the hell is that?

Tabitha: Julian crane.

Julian: Uh, tabitha, have i come at a bad time?

Tabitha: Oh. No, julian. No, your -- your timing couldn't be better. Please -- please do come in.

Zombie charity: Said the spider to the fly.

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