Passions Transcript Wednesday 7/24/02

 

 

Passions Transcript Wednesday 7/24/02

by Amanda

Julian: why aren't you more surprised to see me? I was supposedly dead, you know.

Rebecca: Oh. Oh, no. I knew you were alive.

Julian: What?

Rebecca: Well, I've known for a little while now.

Julian: Well, I don't -- how could you?

Rebecca: I saw you on television.

Julian: Television?

Rebecca: Yeah. Oh, you were in a wrestling match.  

(Julian thinks back to the wrestling match Rebecca's talking of)

Julian: Agh! Help me!

Timmy: Julian's doing fine. Just keep from getting pinned a while longer and Julian and Timmy will be $200 richer.

Julian: I'm numb from the neck down, you twit! Call an ambulance before I need a hearse! Aah!

Audience: Big dog! Big dog! Big dog! Big dog! Big dog!

Referee: Don't do it, big dog! You'll be disqualified if you do.

Julian: Help me! Things are spinning out of control!  

(Julian after remembering the wrestling match)

Julian: Oh! Oh -- no. If anyone at the club saw me in that, Iíll be tossed out on my -- did anyone else see it?

Rebecca: Oh, no, I don't think so, just ivy and me, and I thought it was very exciting. You looked very, very sexy in those tights.

Julian: Really?

Rebecca: Oh, my, yes. Mm-hmm.

Theresa: Julian let me be executed. He deserves to die. And Rebecca deserves to die, too. I'm going to kill them both.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one Who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and I would fly on the wings Of the bird I knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive You are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

Julian: Oh! Oh, it's been so long!

Rebecca: Mom. Too long.

[Rebecca giggles]

Theresa: Pig.

Rebecca: Julian? Julian, there's someone else in here.

Julian: What? Oh, don't be silly.

Rebecca: No, no, no, no -- ah -- ah --

Julian: Oh!

Rebecca: Ah -- ah --

Julian: Oh, Rebecca, my little pumpkin, I've missed these adorably sexy sounds you make.

Rebecca: No -- no -- no -- Julian -- it's Theresa out there! She's going to kill us! Oh!

Tabitha: I can tell you -- and this is in the strictest confidence -- I love that little boy with all my heart. He's the closest thing Iíll have to a son, that's for sure. Oh, why am I talking to you? You're just a dog. Well, somehow I don't think you're just an ordinary dog. No, somehow I think you can actually understand me. That's what I thought. Now, toot, you're going to have to keep this to yourself because I have a rep to protect. I'm a witch, you see, and witches don't usually form attachments with humans, but since Timmy's my creationists I feel I can make an exception. Timmy's been with me through all my lifetimes. He's part of my history. Timmy was always there to keep me from being lonely, to support me, to tell me what a good witch I was, how good I was at my job.

Singer: Where do I begin to tell the story of how great love can be the sweet love story that is older than the sea a simple truth about the love he brings to me? Where do I start? Like the summer rain that cools the pavement With a patent leather shine he came into my life and made the living fine and a gave a meaning to this empty world of mine He fills my heart he fills my heart with very special things with angel songs with wild imaginings He fills my soul with so much love that anywhere I go Iím never lonely with him along Who could be lonely? I reach for his hand it's always there how long does it last? Can love be measured by the hours in a day? I have no answers now but this much I can say Iím going to need him till the stars all go away and he'll be there

Tabitha: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to keep rabbi ting on like this. At any rate, now you know why we have to get out of harmony, as far away from zombie charity as possible. She's totally out of control. Who knows what she'll do next? And her evil's spreading. You know, Kay used zombie's vial with charity's essence. Oh, she's probably making love to Miguel even as we speak, fooling the poor boy. The essence will make Miguel believe that Kay is the good and innocent charity. Of course, as a witch, I have to admire the evil that zombies brought to harmony, but I can't let anything happen to my Timmy. Timmy? You stay up there in the attic, where you're safe.

Timmy: Hold on, charity. Timmy's on his way.

Miguel: You all right?

Kay: Wonderful. I always knew the first time we made love would be magical. It was everything I've dreamed of.

Miguel: For me, too. It was better than I dreamed it would be.

Kay: Miguel, I love you. I've always loved you. I will never love anyone else.

Miguel: I feel the same way. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Making love to you, showing you how I feel about you.

Kay: Can we really spend the rest of our lives like this?

Miguel: We can.

Kay: Can we start the rest of our lives right now?

Miguel: Yeah.

Miguel: I love you more than anything.

[Demon charity laughs]

Timmy: Zombie charity must be in that cave with charity right now. Hold on, charity. Timmy's coming to save you.

[Demon charity laughs]

Demon charity: Ha!

[Demon charity growls]

Demon charity: Ah! Where did that come from?

Charity: Goodness and good always overcome evil!

Demon charity: Not this time.

[Demon charity growls]

[Charity screams]

[Demon charity growls]

Timmy: Poor charity. Timmy has to get inside to save her.

[Timmy grunts]

Timmy: How is Timmy going to get inside to save her?

Demon charity: So much for the power of goodness you're finished, charity. I'll finally be rid of you. Try this!

Ash!

[Demon charity laughs, growls]

Timmy: Charity? Is charity all right?

Demon charity: Timmy. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad you're here. This way I can kill both of you at the same time!

[Demon charity laughs] ad mngniioptca co

Charity: Timmy, you're here.

Timmy: Timmy came to save charity. And he has the demon's horn.

Demon charity: The demon's horn? No. Not the horn.

Timmy: "O demon horn, mighty and great, Use your strength to eliminate all that is evil, all that is wrong --"

Demon charity: Get ready, you two. Say good night and good-bye!

Timmy: "Let goodness and kindness keep humans strong!"

Julian: What -- Rebecca, what on earth are you talking about? Theresa can't kill us. She's already dead.

Rebecca: No, no, no, no, it's her, and she wants to kill us. That's -- that's her! She's standing in the bathroom doorway! I -- look -- oh.

Julian: But there's -- there's no one there.

Theresa: This is going to be so fun, torturing those two.

Julian: Rebecca, what's the matter with you? There is no one else in this room.

Rebecca: Julian, I saw her, and she was just staring at us with these wicked, wicked eyes and -- Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You know! You said it couldnít be her because she's dead. That's why you didn't come back to harmony for so long. You couldn't come back until Theresa was dead. I knew it!

Julian: Well, she did kill me, after all. She deserved to be punished.

Rebecca: Oh, Julian, She didn't kill you. You're not dead. But we'll talk about later.

Julian: Fine. I repeat, how can Theresa be in the bathroom when I saw news of her execution?

Rebecca: Because she's haunting us, that's how.

Julian: "Us." You and who else?

Rebecca: Ivy! We see her everywhere!

Julian: Oh, had a few maroons, have you?

[Julian laughs]

Rebecca: Oh, Julian, no! I'm perfectly sober! I'm serious! She is haunting us.

Julian: Well, this is just utter nonsense, or your imagination. Or your guilt. What did you and ivy do that would make you think Theresaís haunting you?

Rebecca: Nothing.

Julian: Nothing?

Rebecca: We'll talk about all that later. Just go, please. Just go check and make sure that Theresa isn't in there, please?

Julian: All right! I'll go check the bathroom, if that's the only way I can get your mind on more important things.

Rebecca: It is. It is. You just go on. Go on.

Theresa: Come and get it. Uh -- ah.

Rebecca: Did you hear that? There's someone -- someone in the bathroom. It's Theresa.

Julian: Yes, just -- just -- we'll see. Calm down.

Kay: There's something Iíve always wanted to try with you.

Miguel: You want to do what?

Jessica: Charity, you in there? Hey, charity, do you have that sweater that I lent you? Oh. Miguel? Kay?

Miguel: "Kay"? What are you talking about? Oh, my God! Kay! I -- I thought I was making love to charity. What are you doing here?

Jessica: You guys actually made love? Miguel, how could you do this to charity? How could you?

Every day of my life.

[Sobbing] I need him. I need him now.

John: I have something Iíd like to say.

Sami: Oh, man, I hope I didn't miss anything. That his final resting place is here.

Lexie: I hate knowing that monster is my father. O: Romhte,ope! You w hi he was right here! I wonít.

Jessica: Miguel, how could you do this? I mean, I thought you loved charity!

Miguel: No, no, no, Jessica, I thought it was charity, ok? I don't understand how this happened, but I would never do anything to hurt charity.

Kay: Jessica coming in must have broken the spell.

Damn it!

Miguel: I swear. Ok, I don't know how, but I saw charity's face. I was making love to charity, not Kay.

Jessica: Kay? How'd you trick Miguel? How'd you fool him into believing that you were charity?

Kay: You have it all wrong again, as usual. Miguel told me he loved me. He said he couldn't live without me, and then we came up here to make love. Miguel, how could you cheapen what we just experienced? I mean, how could you pretend that you thought it was charity?

Miguel: No, no, I'm not pretending, ok? It was real. Look, I'm sorry, Kay, But I had no idea it was you.

Kay: Miguel, I've heard of guys doing this before, but I can't believe you're doing it. I mean, pretending like you didn't know it was I? Now, that's the oldest excuse in the book.

Jessica: Ok, wait a minute. We've all seen something like this before -- the manipulation, the destruction of lives. It's evil. Evil has come back to harmony. What do you know about this, Kay? Has evil come back to harmony?

Rebecca: No, no, no! Close the door! Close the door!

Julian: Well, what -- don't you want to find out if Theresaís in the bathroom?

Rebecca: No. No, no, no, no, and I don't want to see her. She could be just lying there, just waiting to kill us.

Julian: Really, Rebecca, Theresaís not in the bathroom because she is dead and she is certainly not trying to kill us.

[Rebecca gasps]

Julian: Theresa, are you in here? Come out; come out, wherever you are!

[Rebecca gasps]

Rebecca: Look -- look here! There she is!

Julian: Well, where? I don't see anyone. There's no one there. Rebecca, please, let's goes back to bed.

Rebecca: No, no, Theresa was right there. She was lying on the floor and there was this man leaning over her.

Julian: A man? Now there's a man, too?

Rebecca: Well, yeah, there was a man there. I swear -- oh, my God. Look right there! They went through the wall!

Julian: Went through the wall? Rebecca, really.

Rebecca: No, the man and Theresa -- they just -- the wall opened up and they just went inside!

Julian: I have lived in this mansion my entire life. The walls do not open up.

Rebecca: But they do now, all right? I saw it closing.

Julian: Look, this wall is solid! It doesn't open.

Rebecca: Julian, I saw them. The wall opened, and the man and Theresa -- they went inside, and it closed.

Julian: Rebecca, please come back to bed. I'm a very weary traveler. You have no idea what I've been through these past few months.

Rebecca: Oh, Julian, I don't want to see Theresa again. I'm afraid.

Julian: Oh, oh, I'll make sure you don't. I'll make you see heaven instead. Come.

Rebecca: The coffin. But that's it. If Theresa were here, then she couldn't be in the coffin. No, no, come on.

Julian: Coffin?

Rebecca: Well --

Julian: What are you talking about?

Rebecca: We have to go to the living room and look in the coffin. Come on!

Tabitha: Oh. Oh, ahem.

Oh. All right. Oh! Well, that's it, Toto. I think that's all we'll ever need. Now I'm going to get Timmy and we'll make our escape. Who knows when zombie charity's evil will reach out to destroy us? Every second that Timmy is here in harmony, he's in mortal danger. Come on, Toto.

Timmy: "O demon horn, use your great might. Save all that is good, All that is right. Send your power, send your bright light!"

Charity: You will not spread any more evil. Your reign of terror ends here. You will not harm Miguel, you will not harm me, you will not harm Timmy. I will send you back to the depths of hell from which you came.

Demon charity: Charity, please, don't send me back to hell. I can't go there. I can't endure the pain.

Charity: I don't want to send you back to hell, but you must repent. If you won't repent, I have no choice.

Demon charity: I will. I swear, Iíll repent. It wasn't my idea to be evil. I was summoned from hell. I never wanted to do any of the bad things I've done.

Timmy: Be careful, charity. Don't trust her.

Demon charity: Timmy, I never wanted to hurt you, either. Honestly.

Timmy: Charity! Watch out!

Charity: Ugh!

[Demon charity laughs]

Timmy: Is charity all right?

Demon charity: You humans crack me up. You're so gullible, always ready to believe someone's sorry, always willing to let them make amends.

Idiots!

[Demon charity laughs]

Demon charity: I'm evil. I'm never sorry. And, you, Timmy, you made a big mistake coming here trying to help ms. Goody-good. Now have a seat Till it's your turn. Brothers in evil, brothers in clarity, come to surface! Help destroy charity!

[Demon charity laughs]

Julian: Rebecca, wait a minute. What do you mean, Theresaís coffin is in the living room?

Rebecca: Theresa's body is lying in a coffin in the living room, ok, ever since the execution, but then she just rose up and she jumped out of it and she started chasing ivy and me.

Julian: Why would Theresaís coffin be in my house?

Rebecca: Alistair did it. Right after the execution, he said that because Theresa was a crane she should be lying in state. So he threw her this big elaborate memorial, all to just convince that he actually gave a damn that the little wench was dead.

Julian: Theresa's coffin is in my living room.

Rebecca: Yeah. Yeah, she's in a coffin in your living room, when she's not jumping out of it and chasing ivy and I around the house or lying around in your bathroom waiting to kill us.

Julian: Well, this -- but this is crazy. Why would father have Theresaís body brought here?

Rebecca: Oh, I have no idea.

Julian: This is a joke, right? You're just getting back at me for letting you believe I was dead all these months, yes?

Rebecca: Oh, pokier. It's the truth, I swear.

Julian: All right, then. Let's go see if Theresaís body is in the coffin. I want you to get rid of those demons so we can come back here and some much needed R and R.

Rebecca: No, no, pokier, you go ahead. I don't want to look at Theresa in her coffin. Every time I look at her in that coffin, something really bad happens.

Julian: Oh, darling, you'll be with me. Nothing's going to happen. And once you see that Theresa is dead, lying in her coffin, your imagination or your guilt will stop haunting you. Come.

[Rebecca whimpers]

Alistair: Have you taken care of everything?

Man: Yes, Mr. Crane. Don't worry. Look how beautiful she is. She looks like she could wake up and walk out of here any minute.

Alistair: Well, I can guarantee you that Theresa will never walk again.

Man: Mr. Crane, what are you doing?

Alistair: Making sure she never walks again. Co

Kay: I don't know anything about evil being back in harmony, Jessica. Why would I? And how dare you suggest that I would have anything to do with it!

Miguel: Ok, look, I don't know anything about evil being back either, but I do know that I definitely would not have made love to you, Kay, unless Iíd been tricked. I would never cheat on charity, never. So something is very wrong here. Are you telling the truth, Kay? Do you know anything about evil being back in harmony?

Kay: No, Miguel, I --

Miguel: Did you have anything to do with evil coming back to harmony, Kay?

Tabitha: Timmy? Timmy? Oh. Oh, it looks as if he's asleep, the poor little mite. Oh, he's probably exhausted with all his traveling, searching for the demon's horn. Oh. You have no idea how much you mean to me, Timmy. I couldn't live without you, you know. You've brought so much to my life. When I saw you in the scroll and I heard that you were going to die, I can't explain the absolute terror I felt. Anyway, you're here now, and I'm going to take out of harmony tonight and keep you safe and sound forever, where zombie charity will never find you. Come on, lad, wake up. Come on, we've got some traveling to do.

Timmy: Charity, the demon's trapped Timmy, and there's nothing he can do to stop this.

Charity: It's ok, Timmy. You've done enough already. Without the demon's horn, I wouldn't have stood a chance.

[Demon charity laughs]

Charity: Ugh! Ugh!

Timmy: Yes. Good one, charity. Do it again.

Charity: Ugh. Ugh!

[Demon charity screams]

Timmy: Charity did it. Charity won.

[Demon charity growls]

Demon Charity: Brothers in evil, demons from hell, Finish the job. Break their spell. Destroy them now. Keep me strong. Let evil reign forever long!

Alistair: There! Mission accomplished.

Man: Mr. Crane, what have you done?

Alistair: I've made sure Theresa will never walk again.

Demon Charity: Let evil reign forevermore!

Timmy: No!

Demon charity: You die!

Timmy: Oh!

Charity: Timmy, you saved my life.

Demon charity: Damn that little imp. Damn you, charity! Damn you, Timmy! Damn you to hell! Damn all the people of harmony to hell!

[Demon charity laughs]

Tabitha: Timmy, wake up. I've never known you sleep so soundly. You must be even more exhausted than I thought you were. Oh -- what's going on? Timmy? Timmy, wake up! Ooh -- ooh -- Timmy, Timmy -- oh. Timmy, where are you? Wake up. Timmy -- oh, no. Oh, no, he's gone. He's gone to save charity. Oh, oh, no, this doesn't bode well for Timmy.

Demon charity: Damn you all, people of harmony! Damn all the people of harmony to hell!

Julian: I still don't know why father insisted that Theresaís body be brought here. What the devil is he up to? What the hell is going on?

Rebecca and Julian: Oh!

Jessica: So what do you know about evil forces, Kay?

Miguel: Look, what aren't you telling us, Kay?

Jessica: Yeah, you might as well tell the truth since you got caught.

Kay: Jessica -- Miguel --

Jessica: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What's happening? Oh! Oh, my God!

Kay: What's going on?

Miguel: I don't know. Oh, no. Look, charity, where is she?

Kay: I don't know.

Demon charity: Damn all of harmony to hell!

Tabitha: Oh!

Julian: Whoa!

Rebecca: Ah!

Jessica: Oh, my God.

Demon charity: Damn you all! Damn the whole of harmony!

[Demon charity laughs]

 

Back to TV MegaSite's Passions Site