Passions Transcript Wednesday 7/10/02



Passions Transcript Wednesday 7/10/02

by Suzanne

Timmy: Timmy's got the demon's horn, and now he's going to go back to harmony and cast the spell that'll save charity.

Julian: Where's the fire?

Timmy: Timmy has to go back to harmony to save charity.

Julian: Oh, yes, your ridiculous quest. Well, you can forget that because we're not going back to harmony. No one can know I'm still alive.

Timmy: Timmy's going back to harmony, and that's that, julian.

Julian: No, you little, imp! Come back here! Oh, bloody hell. I'll have to catch him. No one can know I'm alive until theresa's been executed. Only then will it be safe for me to return to harmony. Yes.

Ethan: I can't believe she's gone.

Gwen: I know. Neither can I.

Pilar: My teresita. My baby.

Miguel: How could this happen, mama?

Luis: It's not right. It's just not right.

Beth: I'm so sorry, luis.

Whitney: She's gone. Chad, theresa's really gone.

Chad: You just have to hold on, whitney, ok? Just try to hold on.

Rebecca: I can't wait to get out of here. I guess we should go celebrate.

Ivy: Oh, shut up, rebecca! We just watched a human being put to sleep like a dog.

Rebecca: Like a bitch.

Alistair: Well, theresa, I wanted you to go to the death chamber, and now my plan is complete.

Zombie charity: Look at them. Theresa's dead. And pretty soon miguel will be, too.

Kay: No. Damn it, zombie, i am not going to let you hurt him. I'm not going to let you kill him.

Zombie charity: You can't stop me.

Pilar: This can't be true. My baby can't be gone. She's too young. Luis, she had so much to live for. Please, God -- please, God, don't let my daughter be gone.

Ethan: Good-bye, theresa. Good-bye.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

timmy: Toto, timmy's here. Timmy will buy a bus ticket, and they can be back in harmony in no time.

Julian: Bus? You can't buy a ticket. You have no money.

Timmy: Timmy has money from julian's wrestling match.

Julian: You've been holding out on me. Oh, God.

Timmy: Timmy hasn't been holding out. Just budgeting.

Julian: Well, then, you hand it over. And we are not going back to harmony. Not yet.

Timmy: Timmy understands julian's problem. He can't go back to harmony until whoever tried to kill him is in jail.

Julian: That's exactly right. My killer could try to kill me again. I am so glad you understand. It's about time you were reasonable about this.

Timmy: Toto, now!

[Toto growls]

julian: Timmy, get this beast off me! Pull your mutt off me! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Timmy: Three tickets to harmony.

[Toto growls]

julian: You little weasel! You had your dog attack me! How dare you!

Miguel: How did this happen, luis? People don't get executed without appeals, without years of appeals.

Luis: None of this makes any sense.

Pilar: Ethan -- he did everything he could.

Luis: Yeah, and nothing helped. Those damn cranes. They did this. Ever since theresa went to work for ivy at the crane mansion and she started chasing ethan around -- she went down to bermuda to talk to julian. Yeah, that's a laugh.

Pilar: Luis, don'T.

Luis: Yeah, like he would ever pay any attention to her except to get her in bed and get her pregnant.

Pilar: Luis, stop it. None of that is going to bring her back to us.

Luis: I'm sorry. I just hate the cranes so damn much. They've caused our family nothing but pain.

Alistair: You think the cranes have brought pain to your family in the past? Well, just you wait, luis. I've got more pain planned for you and yours than you could ever imagine.

Ethan: I failed her, gwen. I should have been able to stop this, but I couldn't.

Gwen: Ethan, you did everything you could have done. You risked your life for her. You cannot feel guilty for this.

Whitney: I should have been stronger. I should have made sure that she stayed away from that family. But she just wouldn't listen to me.

Chad: No. No, she wouldn't. Theresa made up her own mind. She was stubborn that way.

Whitney: Yeah.

Eve: What a waste. So beautiful, so bright, with everything to live for.

T.C.: I feel for her baby, never knowing who his mother is. Poor little guy.

Zombie charity: It's amazing, isn't it? Life just seems to slip away, almost as if it had never existed at all. It's really beautiful.

Kay: Stop drooling, you ghoul. Can't you see how horrible this is? Miguel would hate it if he knew you enjoyed watching his sister's death.

Zombie charity: Well, he's never going to know, is he? Just like he's never going to know that i'm not the real charity.

Kay: How can you watch his suffering over theresa dying and smile?

Zombie charity: How can you be so dense? I've already told you, kay -- i'm not burdened with your sickening sentimentality. Besides, miguel's not going to suffer for long. I'm going to make love to him, and then he's going to be dead.

Kay: No, he won't. He already senses something's different about you. I don't think he's going to make love to you at all. I think he knows deep down, somewhere in his soul, that you're not good and you're not innocent. He knows that you're evil.

Zombie charity: Well, he may or may not know, but it doesn't really matter because I have a trick, a trick that's guaranteed to convince him that i am the sweet, innocent charity.

[Baby ethan cries]

pilar: Shh. It's ok, mi nino. You're missing your mommy, huh? It's like he knows what's happened. His cries -- they sound so pitiful and mournful.

Man: By the authority granted to me by the state, I hereby pronounce theresa crane dead.

Timmy: Two people and a dog to harmony, please.

Julian: What are you --

julian: What? That's theresa on television. Sir, could you turn the volume up on the television, please? Quickly.

Tv announcer: We have been following the story closely, and now we have an update for you. We have just received word from the state prison that our previous report has been confirmed. Theresa lopez fitzgerald crane has been executed for the murder of her husband, julian crane. Once again, theresa crane, wife of late billionaire julian crane, has been executed for his murder. Theresa crane is dead.

Julian: Oh, yes. Oh, my --

timmy: How can this be? Theresa being executed for julian's murder when he's not dead?

Julian: Well, it is a -- a tragedy that such a young, delectable woman should have to die. It's a terrible waste. But, you see, timmy, now the coast is clear and we can return to harmony. We can go home again to peace and quiet and all my money.

Pilar: No. No, God, no. Please, don't take my daughter. Take me! Please, God, take me!

Miguel: Mama, theresa's with God now. He's taken her to heaven.

Luis: She's at peace now. Come on.

Miguel: Come on.

Rebecca: Come on, ivy. We have to do something to try to enjoy this after everything we did to make it happen.

Ivy: Shut up, rebecca! Just shut up! I told you to get away from me.

Rebecca: I know what you're worried about. You're worried about the battle ahead, the battle to see which one of us gets to be the one and only real mrs. Julian crane. You're afraid I'm going to win, aren't you?

Ivy: I'm not afraid of you, rebecca. But now that theresa is really dead, I'm not sure we did the right thing. I mean, look at etn. He's devastated. He's heartbroken.

Rebecca: I know. But in time, he'll get over it. And you agreed to this. You're going to have to get over it, too.

Ivy: I know i agreed, but when we decided to use the fake tape to manipulate theresa into confessing to killing julian to save ethan, death was an abstract idea. Maybe we went a little too far. I mean, did we really need theresa dead?

Grace: Poor ethan. He's just heartbroken. And I feel so bad for pilar and the boys.

Sam: I know. I can't imagine anything more horrible than losing a child. I remember when we lost our baby, it was awful. To lose any of our children, it's unimaginable to me.

Zombie charity: Miguel, I'm so sorry. I know that you're hurting for your loss.

Kay: Hey.

Miguel: We knew her so well, didn't we, kay? We all grew up together.

Kay: I know. And now it's too horrible to believe that she's actually gone.

Warden: The will of the people of this state has been carried out. The family may come in now. Father, if you wouldn't mind.

Father lonigan: We commend this precious soul unto thy care, o lord, in the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit. Amen.

Pilar: Oh, God. My angel.

Whitney: Look at her. She doesn't look dead. I mean, she can't really be dead. She just looks like she's sleeping. Oh, theresa, honey, what am i going to do without you?

[Whitney gasps]

pilar: What is it, whitney?

Whitney: Oh, my God!

Julian: We must commemorate theresa's passing. There has to be a bar around here somewhere.

Timmy: Timmy still doesn't understand why theresa was executed for julian's murder when he's not dead.

Julian: Well, obviously, it was a tragic mistake. No one in harmony knew that i was still alive and theresa confessed to my murder, so the district attorney had no choice but to take action.

Timmy: Wait a minute. The newsman didn't say that theresa confessed to killing julian, so how did julian know?

Julian: Well, I assumed she confessed. She must have confessed. Why else would she be executed?

Man: I'm going to let you read the funnies first.

Boy: Grandpa must like you. He never lets anybody read the comics before him.

Man: Well, it's not every day that you run into somebody with such pretty eyes.

Timmy: Julian knew. He knew all along that theresa was going to be executed for his murder.

Miguel: What is it, whitney?

Luis: What, did her hand move?

Whitney: Her hand moved. It moved.

Pilar: Dear God, is she still --

man: It was just a muscle spasm. It's normal in these situations. I'm sorry.

Whitney: Oh, theresa.

Luis: Thanks for being here. I don't know what the hell i'd do without you.

Warden: I'm sorry to bother you, officer, but we have to make some arrangements.

Luis: What arrangements?

Warden: For your sister's body. By law, your sister is entitled to be buried at no cost in the prison graveyard, or we can make some other arrangements.

Pilar: This is my daughter. We bury our own.

Luis: That's right.

Warden: Fine. Where shall we send the remains?

Luis: Oh. I guess benson brothers funeral home.

Warden: Benson brothers. Very well. We will send her over as soon as we've finished here.

Alistair: Warden, you will not send theresa's body to that cut-rate funeral home. Theresa was a crane, my son's widow. She will be treated with the same respect afforded any other crane. Have her body delivered to the crane mansion where she will lie in state.

Luis: You wanted theresa executed, and now you want her body at the crane mansion?

Alistair: That's right.

Luis: Why? Huh? What the hell going on? Answer me! What the hell is going on? Damn you! |

Singer: You are my passion for life

timmy: How could julian do it? Let theresa die when she didn't kill anybody?

Julian: How could I possibly know theresa was going to be executed?

Timmy: Timmy knows julian read the newspaper at the shack. Julian knew, and he still let theresa be executed.

Julian: I didn't read anything about theresa in the newspaper.

Timmy: Julian crane is a big, fat liar!

Julian: Would you keep your voice down? I don't want people to know I've been reduced to using public transportation.

Timmy: Timmy can't believe how evil julian is.

Man: Bus number 22 bound for harmony, leaving in five minutes. Bus to harmony leaving in five minutes.

Timmy: Come on, toto. Timmy needs to go back to harmony to save charity.

Julian: Well, you're not leaving me behind.

Timmy: Julian has no shame -- to go back to harmony after letting theresa be executed. Oh --

julian: You're right, timmy, old boy. I have no shame. But now I shall return to harmony and get my life back. Very soon I'll be sitting in my own living room, smoking a cuban cigar and enjoying a snifter of brandy. Won't everyone be surprised.

Hank: Let go, luis!

Luis: Son of a bitch!

Sam: Come on!

Miguel: Come on, luis, this is not going to bring theresa back.

Luis: I can't kill julian, but I sure as hell can kill you! My sister will not be lying in state at the crane mansion. We'll take care of our own. I don't need you cranes.

Alistair: I -- i understand your anger, luis, but you have no choice in the matter.

Luis: What do you mean, no choice?

Alistair: None whatsoever. Your sister is a crane and I have every legal right to take care of her funeral arrangements, and I already have. So you can huff and puff all you want. You can blame me all you want, but theresa's body is going to be delivered to the crane mansion.

Luis: What kind of a psychopath are you? You, with all your money and power -- you could have saved my sister, and now you want to call her a crane? You want her body delivered to the crane mansion? What kind of sick pleasure does this bring you?

Alistair: You're overreacting, luis. I will see you all later at the house for theresa's wake.

Luis: Yeah, well, I wouldn't bet on it. I'll sue you.

Alistair: Ask ethan if that's such a good idea.

Luis: I don't believe this. That man is totally sick.

Ethan: You're right, luis. I never was a fan of the cranes even when I thought I waone. Their evil has touched the lives of everyone in harmony.

Luis: Well, my sister is not going to that hell house.

Ethan: I don't want to see it, either, but alistair's right. Legally, he has the right to take her there. The fact is the cranes control the legal system. We saw that with how fast the conviction and the sentencing happened. If you get into a legal battle with alistair, it'll just prolong the mourning.

Pilar: Ethan's right. You can't fight alistair. And it's not going to help us deal with the loss of our theresa.

Sam: This isn't a battle worth fighting. Not here.

Miguel: Luis, it doesn't matter where theresa's body is as long as we're there to say good-bye.

Father lonigan: Theresa's soul is in heaven, luis. Her body was only a vessel. We must try to start the healing process.

Luis: Ok.

Luis: Little sister.

Pilar: One day, little guy -- ok? One day I will tell you how wonderful your mother was. How kind and gentle.

Pilar: Oh, God. Oh, dear God.

Zombie charity: Oh, I told you julian wouldn't be back by the execution. And I was right, wasn't I? And it's only going to get better around here. Incredible things are going to happen. Kay doesn't think that i'm going to be able to make love to miguel, but i have this little vial -- charity's essence. I was right when i said that theresa wouldn't be saved, wasn't i? Oh, hey, nighty-night. Ooh! Chilly. Ycw w nistat introduces...

Timmy: All right. Timmy has all the ingredients to cast the spell. Now he just has to be brave enough to face zombie charity.

Julian: The life i will lead when i get home. I never fully appreciated my life before all this happened. After being on the run, working in that horrible diner, being sexually harassed by tiny munchkins and gnarly old geezers, i now realize what a privileged life I had. I now appreciate so much more the life to which I was born. I intend to dedicate the rest of my life to enjoying it to the fullest. No more mr. Nice guy. The great unwashed taking up too much of my time, the days of allowing the peasants to attend parties at the mansion are over. From now on, the crane mansion will return to what it was intended to be -- a fortress to protect the crane name and lifestyle.

Timmy: Is julian going to go into hiding again at the mansion?

Julian: Absolutely not. But no bennett or lopez fitzgerald or russell will ever again sip martimmys in the crane living room. Once i'm home, there will be no more trash in my house.

Luis: I don't believe this.

Miguel: Looks like a funeral home.

Luis: I don't get it. Why is alistair doing this? What does he have to gain by memorializing theresa?

Pilar: Luis, we just -- we have to try to do what father lonigan said and start the healing process.

Kay: Why did you stay at the prison after we all left? What were you doing?

Zombie charity: I wanted to get another look at the corpse. Fascinating.

Kay: Right. You were casting some sort

evil spell, weren't you?

Zombie charity: Kay. What an imagination you have.

Kay: Listen, stay away from miguel, ok? I'm going to find a way to stop you and keep him safe. I don't care what kind of tricks you have up your sleeve.

Zombie charity: Oh, kay, give it up. You don't have a chance. You can't save him. I'm going to make love to him, and then he's going to be dead.

Pilar: Luis, mijo, I'm going upstairs to change the baby. I'll be back, ok?

Sam: How you holding up, buddy?

Luis: Frustrated. I'm angry. I always knew that theresa was covering for someone when she said that she killed julian. Now I know that someone was pulling the strings and manipulating her.

Sam: Alistair?

Luis: Well, who else? Sam, i'm sure that he's the one who made sure that she was executed. But why? And what the hell was his motive?

Sam: Does anyone that evil need a motive?

Luis: Maybe not. I sure as hell wish I knew who made her confess.

Alistair: You're pretty proud of yourselves, aren't you? Manipulating theresa into confessing to julian's murder was pretty clever, I'll admit.

Ivy: I don't know what you're talking about, alistair.

Rebecca: No, neither do i.

Alistair: I know exactly what you did. I know all about the tape.

Rebecca: What tape?

Alistair: Don't try to bluff me, girls. I know about the tape. And I wonder what ethan would think of you, ivy, if he knew.

Ivy: Ethan?

Alistair: And I wonder what luis would do to the two of you. Oh, my, my -- not a pretty picture.

Ivy: But you're not going to tell them, are you?

Rebecca: No, no. You wouldn't do that, would you?

Alistair: Don't worry. Your plan worked to my advantage. Everything i wanted to happen, happened.

Ivy: What are you talking about?

Rebecca: Yeah, what?

Alistair: I'm afraid you girls forgot one thing.

Rebecca: We didn't forget anything. I mean, we thought of everything, didn't we?

Alistair: Where's the tape? The tape you gave theresa that showed ethan shooting julian. Where is it?

Rebecca: Well, ivy has it, of course.

Ivy: I thought you had it.

Rebecca: No, I don't have it. I -- oh, no.

Ivy: Where is it?

Rebecca: I don't know! But if somebody sees it, then we're as dead as theresa.

Pilar: Yes. Yeah, grandma's right here. Grandma's right here. We're going to change you.

[Baby ethan cries]

pilar: Yes, we are. Yes, we are. There you go. There you go. Oh, it's ok. It's ok. There you go. Ok, baby, there you go. Grandma's going to change you. Yes, she is. Yes, she is, little darling. Oh, don't cry. Don't cry. It's ok.

Luis: I hate this place.

Beth: I know, luis.

Luis: I don't want my sister in this place, in this room, to be viewed here. It's this house, these damn people. That's why she's gone.

[Knock on door]

ethan: I'll get it. Yes?

Man: I'm mr. Nelson, the mortician. Mr. Alistair crane asked me to prepare the deceased for viewing, and i have done as he requested.

Ethan: All right. You can bring her in here.

Mr. Nelson: Mr. Crane wanted this to be an open-casket viewing.

Ethan: Fine.

Ivy: Oh, rebecca, you idiot! How could you lose the damn tape?

Rebecca: Me? Why is it always my responsibility, huh? I mean, I had to do practically everything else to make our plan work.

Ivy: Keeping the tape secret was the most important part.

Rebecca: Well, then why don't you stop blaming me and try to figure out where that tape is.

Ivy: Well, now I have know idea, do i? Because foolishly, i thought you might have been smart enough to get the tape back after theresa was arrested.

Rebecca: Where's the tape, alistair?

Ivy: You know, don't you?

[Alistair laughs]

pilar: There you go, hmm? Look at how much better you feel, hmm? Nice and dry.

[Baby ethan cries]

pilar: Here we go, here we go. Ok, ok. Grandma's right here. There we go. There we go. It's ok. Come on. There you go. Come on. There you go. Oh, dear God. What's this? "Ethan & julian"? What's this about?

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