Passions Transcript Monday 7/8/02



Passions Transcript Monday 7/8/02 

By Suzanne

Zombie charity: Minions of darkness, servants of sin, I command you to do timmy in!

Tabitha: Oh, no, not that spell!

Zombie charity: I told you I was going to get rid of the brat once and for all. Now, hurry up. We don't have all day.

Julian: What now? Good grief!

Zombie charity: Hmm, it's working! Oh, my spell's working!

Julian: It feels as if a giant serpent is taking a swim right beneath us.

[Julian screams]

julian: Whoa!

Zombie charity: No one can stop me now. Especially not some pint-sized kid who wants to be a hero.

Tabitha: Oh, my poor, precious timmy. It's really over this time.

Liz: Brian, even the best drivers have accidents.

Brian: If you don't stop, I'm not going to let you or diana watch the race.

Liz: But listen to reason. Now, if we --

brian: Stop arguing with me. Look, everything is going to be fine. I need that winner's purse to pay off diana's gambling debt. You'll see. In just a few hours, we are going to be celebrating. Let's go.

Stan: Not you, brian. Once that tachometer reaches 7,800, pop goes the race car driver.

Nick: And sheridan crane is all mine.

Sheridan: I'll just take her around the track once or twice. As soon as i know brian's car is safe and sound, I can stop worrying about his racing.

Theresa: Oh, oh --

warden: Easy there, young lady.

Father lonigan: It's not too late, theresa. If you'll just tell the authorities the truth -- that you confessed to protect the real killer.

Theresa: No, I told you, father, I have to do this. It's the right thing for everyone.

Warden: If you're ok now, we have to keep moving.

Father lonigan: Hail mary, full of grace. The lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women.

The role of ethan winthrop is now being played by eric martsolf.

Pilar: Dios mio.

Ethan: I'm sorry, theresa. I'm so sorry. If only I could have done something.

Rebecca: It's beginning.

T.C.: Whitney shouldn't be here.

Eve: Oh, just leave her alone, t.C. Theresa's her best friend. And she has chad to help her through it.

Chad: I can't imagine how theresa feels right now, knowing these are her last few minutes here on earth.

Whitney: You know, I don't think she does. I bet you anything she still believes she's going to be saved by some -- some miracle.

Rebecca: I guess that's a miracle named ethan.

Rebecca: But even your son can't bail theresa out this time.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

zombie charity: Oh happy day there is no way timmy's getting to the demon's horn now.

Timmy: Timmy can't stand up.

Julian: That's the least of our worries.


julian: What's that hissing sound?

Timmy: Timmy hopes it's not what he thinks it is. He hates snakes!

Julian: Help! Someone get us out of here!

Zombie charity: Yeah, right. Help is on the way, julian -- not. You two are dead meat. No one can save you now.

Warden: It's time to prepare you.

Theresa: Thank you. I don't know why i'm so edgy. It's not like I'm going to die in here.

Warden: Excuse me?

Theresa: Well, the governor can change his mind. I mean, he -- he can call with a pardon. There's a phone in here, right?

Warden: Right there.

Theresa: And is it working?

Warden: Yes.

Theresa: I mean, those things happen, right? People are known to reverse the orders of execution at the last minute. That's true, isn't it?

Warden: It's been known to happen.

Theresa: That's all i needed to hear. It's going to be all right. I know it is. Now what?

Man: If you'll just lie down on the gurney.

Warden: The prisoner has been delivered to the chamber.

T.C.: Oh, dear God, if i can't handle this, then how can pilar?

Luis: Why don't you get the hell out of here!

Beth: What is it?

Luis: It's alistair crane. It's got to be him. He shows up here like this is some kind of a sporting event.

Beth: Why would he come?

Luis: Why? Because he's a cruel and sick bastard. And it wasn't enough that he had to make sure that theresa was executed, he's got to be hear to see my family suffer, too.

Gwen: Ethan, do you really think it's alistair?

Ethan: I wouldn't put anything past him. He's the one person who could have saved theresa's life, and he wouldn'T. I'll never forgive him for this, gwen -- never.

Rebecca: If alistair had used his influence to spare theresa, our whole plan would have backfired. He must hate her even more than we do.

Ivy: There's only one thing that could stop the execution now and that's if anyone else saw julian wrestling on television.

Rebecca: I know it couldn't have been him. But even if it were, he could never get here in time to show people that he was alive. No, I'm afraid theresa is as good as dead.

Warden: The prisoner has a right to say some final words.

Nick: Where's o'leary's car?

Stan: That's a good question.

Man: You looking for brian's car?

Nick: Yeah, that's right.

Man: Someone just took off with her a couple minutes ago. Probably wanted to make a last-minute trial run around the track.

Nick: Are you thinking what i'm thinking?

Stan: Yeah. O'leary got antsy and took his car out early.

Nick: Hope he doesn't get up to 7,800 r.P.M.S now, or he won't even live to die in the race.

Sheridan: I can see how brian would get into this. It's so smooth, it's like I'm driving 40. Let's just take her up a notch. Brian's going to be going a lot faster than this in the race.

Whitney: Theresa --

chad: H.

Kay: Hang on, miguel.

Luis: I can't stand this.

Pilar: Please, God, tell me this is not the last time my daughter will ever speak to me.

Theresa: They told me i was entitled to a chance to say good-bye, so i took them up on it.

Pilar: Dear God --

theresa: Only i am not going to use my time to say good-bye because this is not the end.

Rebecca: What is she thinking?

Gwen: What does she mean?

Theresa: Look, I know it looks really bad, but i still believe in miracles. And there's, like, no way I was put on this earth to die this young.

Gwen: Ethan, do you think that she's still hanging all of her hopes on fate?

Ethan: She doesn't know any other way to be.

Theresa: So instead of saying good-bye, I want to say thank you. Thank you for caring enough about me to want to be here. I think of it as a show of support, and it means a lot to me. I want you to know that I love you all very much. Well, most of you. See, i know ivy and rebecca don't care about me. They only came here to gloat because they think i'm going to die. But guess what, ladies. You're in for a big disappointment because i'm leaving here alive today and I'm going to be back in the mansion tonight -- my mansion.

Rebecca: Yeah, in a coffin.

Theresa: I've always believed that love is the most important thing in this world. And I still believe that. Sometimes it means you have to do hard things, like making sacrifices.

Rebecca: You feel sorry for theresa?

Ivy: It's just that we know what everyone else doesn't -- that theresa is giving up her life because she thinks it will save ethan. I wonder if I'd be brave enough to do that for sam.

Rebecca: Well, if you did, you'd be as big a fool as she is. She may not believe it, but in a few minutes here theresa is going to be saying bye-bye for good. ΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡ E cookin'...

Zombie charity: Oh, would you look at that.

Julian: Mother of God!

[Timmy screams]

timmy: Help! Somebody!

Julian: It's coming closer.

Timmy: Timmy bets it's some monster sent by zombie charity.

Julian: Monsters, zombies, demons. This must be a nightmare. It can't possibly be real.

Zombie charity: It's real, all right, julikins. A far cry from your lazy days on the golf course. But who cares about him, really? The important thing is that i have stopped timmy from getting his claws on the demon's horn. With him out of the way, he'll kick, charity will ice back up, and i'll be free to torture every last decent soul in harmony. I just love en that happens.

Timmy: Timmy knows how he and julian can be saved.

Julian: Huh? What?

Timmy: Toto, save timmy! He's in trouble.

Julian: We're going to need more than that flea-infested rat catcher to get us out of this mess.

Timmy: Timmy doesn't think so. Toto, timmy needs his best friend! Timmy's stuck in a trap! Forget those possums, toto! Timmy needs his best friend!

Julian: Well, julian needs a dry martini. I mean, i need a dry martini.

Timmy: See, julian? Toto can save us!

Julian: Good grief, my salvation is in the hands of a dog.

Timmy: See that key, toto? It'll open this gate.

[Toto barks]

timmy: Grab it, and it'll open the trap and save timmy and julian.

Julian: And I thought it was humiliating to die in a fish cannery.

Zombie charity: Like that little dog could even get close to the key. Drm on, tim-tim.

Julian: We're dead, that's all there is to it. We're dead.

Nick: The sooner brian dies, the sooner i get to comfort the grieving ex-girlfriend.

Stan: Just don't call diana by her real name.

Nick: Time enough for that, stan. I don't plan on telling diana she's sheridan crane until i'm her lawful wedded husband.

Stan: Well, I got to hand it to you, nick, you might just --

brian: What are you two doing here? Oh, let me guess -- you came to collect the money diana owes you after the race, right?

Nick: You got it.

Brian: Wait a minute. Where's my car? I swear, if either one of you so much as even touched it --

stan: Hey, don't look at us.

Nick: All we know is that someone took it for a test drive. We figured it was you.

Brian: Nobody's supposed to drive my car but me. Who could --

liz: Oh, no.

Brian: Diana.

Theresa: You guys look so sad. Stop crying. There's not going to be an execution here today.

Rebecca: That's what she thinks.

Theresa: Come on, whit. You know better than anyone here how good i am on getting myself out of sticky situations. Ok, this one's the stiiest. But I am not tossing in the towel. So why should you? We still have a lifetime ahead of us as best friends. And we are still going to do the things that we talked about, like being each other's maids of honor and raising our babies together. And don't look so shocked because I bet it won't be all that long before you have your own sweet, precious little boy -- or girl. You're going to live happily ever after with the man that you love. And I'm going to be with the man of my dreams.

Gwen: Ethan, she still thinks she has a future with you.

Ethan: I know. I couldn't tell her it was never going to happen. What's the point of breaking her heart before she dies?

Theresa: Mama, you can stop looking so down and tell my little boy that his mother is not going anywhere, that she's going to be right there with him every step of his growing up, just like you've been there for me and the rest of us kids. And I am going to try to be as good a mother to him as you've -- you've been to us. And you guys -- you guys better lighten up over there, ok? Because you're much more handsome when you're smiling. If i can hold on to hope, you can, too.

Warden: It's time.

[Phone rings]

warden: Execution chamber. It's the governor.

Theresa: I knew it!

Singer: You are my passion for life

zombie charity: I'm bored. Timmy's as good as dead, so I'm just going to go back to the prison.

Tabitha: But I thought miguel didn't want you to witness theresa's execution.

Zombie charity: He doesn't, but any good girlfriend would be there to give him a little t.L.C. Oh, once i dab on a little of the real charity's innocent essence, it'll be a cinch to get him into bed.

Tabitha: Which will kill him, of course.

Zombie charity: Think of it this way -- pilar will get a two-for-one deal on caskets.

Tabitha: You really are a horrid creature.

Zombie charity: Thank you. You, on the other hand, will just need a teeny, tiny little coffin for timmy. Unless, of course, you want to think ahead and get one for yourself. Ta-ta.

Tabitha: Oh, come on, little dog. Save my timmy.

Timmy: Toto can do it! Timmy knows he can. Yeah! Now bring it here, toto, so timmy can get the trap open!

Julian: Good dog. Bring us the key. Good dog. Good doggy. Good dog. Good, good. Oh, oh --

timmy: Good boy! Toto saved timmy and julian.

Tabitha: Oh, thank the dark forces.

Julian: Come on, let's get out of here -- oh!

Timmy: Timmy can't leave. He's still got to find the demon's horn. He knows it's near.

Julian: I don't care if it's right under your feet, we're out of here!

Timmy: Timmy has to find the demon's horn to save the real charity before zombie charity kills her.

Julian: I should have left that kid to his crazy quest days ago. Anything's better than sticking with him.


julian: On second thought -- timmy, i've changed my mind! Wait! I'm coming!

Nick: You're saying diana's out there in your race car?

Liz: I wouldn't put it past her. Brian, you know how worried she was that something would happen to you during the race. She probably took the car out to test-drive it herself.

Brian: That's crazy. She doesn't know the first thing about race cars. I've got to stop her.

Liz: Brian --

nick: He'd better stop her. If he doesn't and she gets up to speed --

liz: What are you two so freaked out about? What's going on here?

Nick: We'd hate to see anything bad happen to her, that's all. Let's go.

Sam: Say something, damn it.

Warden: Sorry. The governor is just checking in to see if the execution order has been carried out.

Theresa: Something else has got to save me. It's got to.

Ivy: That was close.

Rebecca: No kidding. For a second, I thought we'd be stuck with her again.

Pilar: My little girl. They're going to kill my little girl.

Timmy: Timmy didn't think julian was coming with him and toto.

Julian: I changed my mind.


julian: It's coming. We have to keep moving.

Timmy: Timmy can't leave now. Timmy's perilous quest is about to pay off.

Julian: Forget your stupid quest. That thing, whatever it is, is right on on our tails. Can't you hear it?

Timmy: Timmy thinks he's found the demon's horn! Come on, toto. Help timmy dig.

Julian: If i didn't know better, I'd think that thing was pure evil.

Brian: Diana! I've got to stop her.

Stan: If she reaches 7,800 R.P.M., The car will explode, and then sheridan crane will be dead instead of brian.

Nick: And there goes my once-in-a-lifetime shot at the crane fortune.

Sheridan: Darn it. Oh, I was hoping he wouldn't know i took his car out for a test drive. Sorry, brian, but I'm not coming in until i know this car is 100% safe. I'm not taking any chances with the man i love.

Rebecca: It's really happening, ivy. Theresa is about to die, right before out eyes.

Ivy: Be quiet. Someone could hear you.

Whitney: For a second there, I almost thought the governor was actually going to change his mind and pardon theresa, that she was going to get to go home, you know?

Chad: I know. So, whitney, do you want to leave?

Whitney: No, no. If the roles were reversed, she'd stick it out, and I'm going to be here for my best friend.

Grace: I can't imagine what pilar must be thinking right now.

Rebecca: Oh, ivy, relax. You can't have all your dreams come true in one day. Let's just concentrate on getting rid of theresa.

Luis: This is criminal. My sister's being executed for a crime that she didn't commit.

Hank: This is unbelievable.

Beth: I'm so sorry.

Ethan: I should have known alistair wouldn't lift a finger to save theresa's life. He's the reason this is happening.

Warden: We're ready.

Theresa: You're wasting your time, you know. I'm not going to die. Something is going to save me, I know it is.

Eve: She's going to receive three injections. The first one will relax her. It'll put her to sleep. The second one will slow her breathing. And the third one will stop her heart.

Theresa's voice: I know you won't let me die, ethan. You'd never have let things get this far if you didn't know it was going to be ok. You would have come forward to confess if you thought it was really going to happen.

Man: Are you ready for the first injection?

Brian: Damn it. What is wrong with her?

Liz: Brian, she loves you. After the premonition she had that something would go wrong in your race, she probably just wanted to make sure the car was safe.

Brian: Yeah, but I am a trained driver and she isn't. Something terrible could happen.

Nick: Damn it, she's not stopping for brian's flag.

Stan: Looks like she's even going faster.

Nick: When she hits 5,500, the yellow light goes on.

Stan: 7,800, the red light and the car explodes.

Nick: If it goes that high, she'll be dead.

Sheridan: I wonder how high she can go.

Tabitha: Oh, for hades' sake. It looks as if timmy is going to find the demon's horn, after all. No. Damn it, damn it. Zombie's left, but her spell is still in place. Timmy -- timmy, forget the demon's horn! Run! Run for your life!

Julian: Take that! Shoo!

Timmy: Now, julian just made it mad!

Julian: Well, it's not asf it was in a terribly good mood before. And would you forget that demon's horn? It's not going to do you any good if you're dead.

Timmy: There it is! Timmy found it!

Tabitha: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no, timmy! Is he dead?

Zombie charity: Oh. I had better wipe this smile off my face. Miguel's going to be devastated when his sister's heart stops beating. Little does he know that once he and i make love, he's going to join his sister six feet under. Oh -- pilar's already mourning for one kid. One more won't make that big of a difference.

Theresa's voice: I know what you're doing, ethan. You're going to rescue me at the last second. I don't mind. I love big, dramatic endings, as long as they're happy.

Eve: Theresa should begin to feel the drug coursing through her body. In a few minutes, she'll start to relax.

Theresa's voice: I know you'd never let me die, ethan, but why aren't you doing something?

Theresa's voice: What if -- what if he's -- he's not going to save me? What if I really am going to die?

Theresa: No! I don't want to die! Please, don't let me die! Somebody! Don't let me die! No! ( Static )

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