Passions Transcript Thursday 6/20/02


Passions Transcript Thursday 6/20/02

by Suzanne

Timmy: Timmy can't believe he's saying this. Julian saved the day.

Julian: En garde! Now that's what I call heartburn.

Timmy: No!

[Scarecrow screams]

scarecrow: Oh, dear God! Oh! Oh, oh! Fire! Oh, fire!

Timmy: He guesses he's not a coward after all.

Julian: Aw. Shucks.

Timmy: See, guys? Julian crane, the guy in the kitty suit, saved everyone from the scarecrow.

Julian: Thank you. It was the least i could do. I feel -- what the hell am i doing? I'm julian crane, for christ's sake!

[Toto barks]

julian: If that mutt doesn't stop yapping --

timmy: Toto --

[toto growls]

timmy: Don't make julian mad. Heel. That's funny. Toto thinks there's more danger coming.

Julian: As if I'm going to trust the instincts of a stupid canine.

Timmy: Well, one thing timmy knows is that toto's never wrong and that time is running out. Timmy needs to find the demon's horn to complete the spell.

Zombie charity: Like i'm going to let timmy save charity and destroy me. Shake a leg, metal man.

Tabitha: Please, please don't hurt timmy. Hasn't he been through enough?

Zombie charity: No, enough is when he's dead. And if i were you, i'd start sewing myself a brand-new doll.

Sheridan: No looking!

Luis: There's no escape!

Luis: Huh?

Sheridan: Not bad. Not bad.

Brian: Hey, you want to tell me about it?

Sheridan: Just another one of my flashes.

Brian: What, of the man you used to love? Well, I guess it's only natural after all the lies nick told you about knowing you before your amnesia.

Sheridan: But isn't it possible that he did know?

Brian: Diana, if it were anyone else, maybe I'd believe them, but nick has never told the truth about anything his entire life. He is the last person that can help you figure out who you really are.

Nick: I knew i saw her in paris. And her name's not diana. She and brian are going to deeply regret crossing me.

Rebecca: Ivy, i need your word. You cannot tell anyone that ethan and theresa are up at the cabin.

Ivy: I don't give a damn about saving theresa, but ethan --

rebecca: Ethan is fine. Once theresa dies in childbirth, then everyone is going to forget all about her escape from the hospital, and then ethan can get on with his life with gwen the way he always was going to before la cucaracha just shimmied into the picture.

Pilar: Did ethan come back on the line yet?

Eve: No, I'm still waiting.

Pilar: Dios santo. Luis.

Luis: Mama, calm down, ok? Look, at least we got in touch with ethan and theresa. Look, we're going to get them back on the phone again, we're going to find out where they are, and then we're going to go get them, ok? Trust me. Theresa's going to have a baby. She's going to have it right here in this hospital.

Pilar: Not if she goes into labor far too soon.

Luis: Shh.

Guard: Anything you-all want to share?

Luis: Look, not that this is any of your business, ok, but I'm just trying to comfort my mother. I really don't appreciate you two hovering over us like we're a couple of criminals.

Guard: Hey, no need to get your back up if you haven't done anything wrong. I'm just trying to do my job. Which in case it slipped your mind is escorting your sister back to prison.

Luis: What, and you can't wait until she's through with her lab tests?

Guard: If that's where she is at all. My partner went up to see for himself. If she's not there, you've got a lot of explaining to do.

Luis: All right, now why don't you just listen to me, ok? Chief bennett and I have got this situation under control. I don't need any threats from you. You got it?

Guard: Just putting you on notice --

luis: Yeah.

Guard: Officer.

Sam: Look, his partner's going to find out that theresa's not in the hospital any second now. We're running out of time, luis.

Luis: All right, look, I'll get the agency back on the line and see if they got any more news about ethan's whereabouts.

Eve: Well, he hasn't come back to the phone yet, but the line is still open.

Pilar: What if theresa's already in labor? She'll die and so will her baby. Oh, God.

Eve: It's even worse than pilar knows. There's a serious side effect in certain rare cases of preeclampsia.

T.C.: What is that?

Eve: Some women become psychotic. I'm afraid this might happen to theresa, especially if she thinks that she's being threatened.

Ethan: Theresa, stop, all right? Listen to me, I spoke to dr. Russell. She confirmed what gwen said -- you have preeclampsia and it's making you a little unbalanced.

Theresa: Damn it, ethan! I am not unbalanced, ok? Oh, God! I'm angry. I am angry at what you did to me!

Ethan: What have I done but help you, theresa?

Theresa: You've always loved gwen, ethan. That's why our relationship didn't work out. That's why you don't want to run away with me now. You never really loved me, ethan. You lied to me. You led me on. And now I'm going to make you pay, both of you. You are both going to pay with your lives.

Theresa: Damn you!

Ethan: Theresa --

theresa: Damn you both to hell!

Ethan: Look, theresa, listen to me, all right? I -- i talked to dr. Russell on the phone. She warned me. She said that your medical condition could bring on a psychotic episode.

Theresa: Call it whatever you want. I hate you! We were supposed to have a life together, and now it's ruined.

Ethan: Look, theresa, you don't want to hurt me or gwen, all right?

Theresa: No, you're right, ethan, i want to kill you! Ah!

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fireurning inside of me you are my passion for life

zombie charity: Get moving, you bucket of rust.

Tin man: Yes, my queen.

Zombie charity: Now I want you to finish off what your lamebrained scarecrow buddy couldn't do on his own and I want you to get rid of timmy for good.

Tabitha: Oh, no!

Zombie charity: Don't listen to her. Just do it. Hmm.

Tabitha: Oh, timmy. What will become of you now?

Tin man: Ah!

Julian: Methinks it's time to make tracks, my boy!

Tin man: Not so fast!

[Tin man growls]

[timmy whimpers]

stan: I don't get it. What's diana's real name?

Nick: One step at a time, stanley. So far we've made a match between our snapshot and a photo from an old french newspaper. Now we'll do another computer search for the accompanying links and, voila, we'll have her given name. And that, my friend, will be enough to bring her and brian to their knees.

Sheridan: You're right. Nick must have been lying. I'm just so desperate for someone to recognize me so i can finally find out who I am.

Brian: What i can't get over is how much you were willing to give up for me. I mean, if liz hadn't overheard you and nick talking, I'd still be believing that that you were dumping me for him.

Sheridan: Who knows, maybe I was an actress in my old life.

Brian: Maybe you were. You sure had me fooled, though.

Sheridan: I'm sorry I had to be so heartless. Was the only way i knew how to convince you.

Brian: Don't worry about it. As long as all that's over and you're back in my arms where you belong.

Sheridan: Which is where i want to stay.

Brian: Well, good, because I am not going to let you go for the rest of my life. I love you, diana.

Sheridan: Oh, I love you, too. I won't ever let a man come between us again, no matter who he is, no matter what.

Luis: What is taking you guys so long? I just need to pinpoint the exact location of the party who called dr. Russell's cell phone. Yes, of course i'll hold. This is an emergency. I thought the F.B.I. Did this kind of stuff all the time.

Sam: It hasn't been that long, all right? Just hang in there.

Luis: I'm trying, sam, but my sister's life is at stake, not to mention her baby's.

Sam: Look, I want to get to her and ethan as much as you do, but as long as ethan keeps the phone line open, we still got a shot.

Luis: Well, I'm glad you finally see it my way.

Sam: Hey, i'm a father before i'm a cop. Now, if I can keep ethan out of jail for helping theresa escape, it'll be worth the risk.

Luis: Yeah. Just wish it was that clear-cut with my sister. Even if we get her back to the hospital in time to have her baby, she's still going to be put to death once she gives birth.

T.C.: I can't see any child of pilar's suddenly turning violent.

Eve: Oh, it wouldn't be theresa's fault. It's just a rare side effect of the preeclampsia. Let's just hope that it doesn't strike theresa. She's got enough problems without that.

Gwen: Ow. Ethan, don't let her stab me again, please.

Ethan: I won'T.

Theresa: Don't talk about me like i'm not in this room! Ah!

Ethan: Ah! Look, theresa, stop this, all right? You don't know what you're doing.

Theresa: Is that what you think because I hurt you? Now you know what it feels like.

Tabitha: Run for your life, tim-tim!

Zombie charity: He's not going anywhere, hag bag.

Timmy: Timmy doesn't understand. Did the tin man come to help timmy and julian crane?

Tin man: Close. I'm here to help you get dead! Just for the record, that nasty cigar trick won't work with me!

Timmy: Oh, no. Tin can is friends with zombie, too.

Julian: Zombie? I'd like to hear more about this zombie person.

Timmy: Timmy will explain about zombie later!

Julian: If there is a later!

Luis: Come on. Come on.

Luis: Come on. Come on.

Guard: Where are you? What's taking so long?

Second guard: The damn elevator is stuck between floors. I'm almost to the lab now.

First guard: Let me know as soon as you get there. I still think something fishy's going on with our prisoner. You should see how antsy they're all getting down here, like they know this theresa's not in the hospital. I don't see how she could've slipped out by herself. If she escaped, she had to have help. I'm going to make it my personal goal to put her rescuer behind bars for the rest of his or her life.

Ivy's voice: That's what i'm afraid of, ethan.

Theresa: Oh, my gosh! Ethan. Oh, my gosh, i'm freezing. What are you doing?

Gwen: What, like you don't know?

Ethan: I don't think she does. She was in some kind of a psychotic state.

Gwen: Ethan, you cannot possibly be defending her right now after what she did.

Theresa: I don't understand. My God, gwen. Gwen, you're bleeding. You're -- how did -- how did you get hurt?

Gwen: You! You did this, theresa!

Theresa: Me? No, I wouldn't --

gwen: You were attacking us, theresa. You wanted to kill us!

Theresa: No, no, no, I know that you think you don't like me, but I would never hurt you. Ethan. Oh, my God. Your -- your arm. You're bleeding. What happened?

Gwen: You did this to him, theresa.

Theresa: No, no, no, no, I would never, never ethan, not in a million years. I love him more than anything! Ah! Oh, my God.

Julian: Run, timmy, run!

Brian: You still worried about your past?

Sheridan: No. More about your future. I don't want you to go back to racing cars again.

Brian: Look, I know liz scared you with that story she was telling you about me getting banged up last time --

sheridan: "Banged up"? She said you almost died.

Brian: Yeah, that's because she's exaggerating. Look, diana, fair is fair. You were about to give up your whole life just to protect me.

Sheridan: Come on, it's not the same thing.

Brian: Oh, yes, it is. You going away with nick is a lot more dangerous than me getting behind the wheel of a race car. And besides, i can't think of any other way to make that much money that quick to pay off nick, get rid of him for good.

Sheridan: Just don't want you to get hurt.

Brian: I'm not going to get hurt, diana. I'm a good driver. And for the record, I happen to love it.

Sheridan: You're still making a huge sacrifice just for me.

Brian: No, I'm not. And that's the reason that we're in this in the first place is because you were trying to do something nice for me. Now it's my turn to do something nice for you.

Sheridan: I don't know how i got so lucky.

Brian: Shut up and kiss me.

Brian: We're going to have clear sailing from here. Once we get nick off our backs, it's just going to be you and me.

Nick: That's it. Diana's real name.

Stan: Oh, you -- you've got to be kidding.

Nick: Do i look like a man with a sense of humor? Do you know what this means, stanley? Life as he knows it is over for hotshot brian o'leary.

Gwen: Ow!

Ethan: Look, I'm sorry, I know it stings, but it's not a deep wound.

Gwen: Yeah, well, not for lack of trying, huh, theresa?

Theresa: Oh, gwen, I'm -- i'm really sorry. I -- i had no idea. I mean, I still cannot believe that i did that.

Gwen: Well, you did, and you got ethan's arm really badly, too.

Ethan: Look, I'll be ok.

Theresa: Let me see, ethan.

Theresa: How could I have done that?

Ethan: Look, theresa, it wasn't you. It was your medical condition.

Gwen: I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen.

Ethan: Look, I'll go get you another shirt, gwen, from the bedroom.

Theresa: I -- I thought you were making it up so ethan would have to take me back to the hospital to have my baby.

Gwen: Well, I wasn't and you could've had both of us killed, and don't think I'm not going to tell the police when we get back to harmony.

Theresa: I can't go back there, gwen.

Gwen: Oh, you really have lost your mind. You are this close to having a baby in a remote cabin with two people who don't know the first thing about childbirth. It's time to get real, ok?

Theresa: I'm trying. I'm just scared.

Gwen: I know. I know. I would be, too.

Ethan: Gwen, she didn't mean to hurt us, all right? You can't think she was in her right mind.

Gwen: It doesn't matter what i think, ethan. We still have a really big problem here.

Theresa: Oh!

Ethan: What, another contraction?

Theresa: Ow! Ow!

Ethan: Oh, my God, I left dr. Russell on the phone! Hello! Dr. Russell, can you hear me?

Eve: Oh, thank God. How's theresa?

Ethan: Uh, not great. She's in labor. Look, we need you to send an ambulance up here right away.

Luis: Ask him where they are.

Eve: Where are you, ethan?

Ethan: We're at the crane cabin in the mountains. Ask my mother, she'll give you directions.


eve: I can't hear you. You're breaking up. Where are you?

Ethan: At the crane cabin.

Eve: I can't hear what he's saying.

Sam: Just keep him on the line. How's the F.B.I. Doing on the trace?

Luis: Yeah, they say they're close.

Ethan: Dr. Russell, i can't hear you at all.

Eve: Ethan, if you can hear me, just listen to me. This is very important. Don't hang up the phone. We need to keep the line open.

Theresa: Ah! Ah!

Eve: Oh, my God. I think I just heard theresa have a contraction.

Theresa: Oh, ow!

Gwen: Ok, you need to come over to the couch with me. Come on.

Theresa: I don't think i can walk!

Gwen: I know, I'm going to help you. Come on, come on.

Theresa: Ah!

Gwen: Come on, that's good, that's good. Ethan? Ethan? We're running out of time. She's going to have this baby any minute.

Ethan: We need to get a doctor up here, or at least paramedics. Hello, dr. Russell, can you hear me? Doctor --


ethan: Damn it. Battery's dead. I hope they heard where we are.

Gwen: Don't worry about it. My mother knows we're at the cabin and i'm sure she's going to tell everybody where we are.

Eve: Ethan? Oh, say something, please.

Eve: I lost him.

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Singer: You are my passion for life

julian: Stick with the little people, timmy! They're our only hope!

Timmy: But timmy is a ttle people!

Julian: Lucky you can blend!

Zombie charity: I wouldn't count on it, honey. You do kind of stick out in that dorothy dress. Face it -- your boy's about to be hacked into itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny pieces!

Julian: Gosh.

Julian: Thank God. I think we lost him.

Timmy: Timmy's not sure.

Julian: Don't be ridiculous. He can't just come through the door.

Timmy: Timmy doesn't think he has to. In man laughs]

julian: My God, we're right back where we started!

Eve: I'm sorry, sam. Either ethan's phone went out or he hung up.

Sam: Did the F.B.I. Get the trace?

Luis: No.

Pilar: My poor theresa. She must be so frightened.

Beth: Oh, don't worry, pilar. Luis will not stop looking for his sister.

T.C.: Chances are ethan will find his way back to us.

Pilar: What if eve is right and my little girl is already in labor?

Sam: I couldn't say this in front of your mother, but it doesn't look good.

Luis: I know. Especially once deputy dog over here finds out that theresa's escaped the hospital. I mean, sam, her life's as good as over.

Sam: Look, I hate to say this, but ethan's might as well be if he goes to prison for helping theresa.

Guard: What'd you find?

Second guard: It's just what we thought -- theresa crane's nowhere to be found. Nobody in the lab has seen her all evening.

First guard: I knew it. They've all been lying through their teeth. Someone's going to pay for making us look like fools.

Pilar: Please, blessed virgin, hear my prayer. As one mother to another, don't let my child die. Please, help us find her.

timmy: Just don't hurt toto!

Julian: Forget the mutt! Run!

[Tin man laughs]

julian: Go! It's locked! Oh, don't tell me there's no other way out of here!

Tin man: Gotcha!

Zombie charity: Isn't this fun? Time to start carving, tin man!

Brian: Hey, you weren't just humoring me about nick, were you?

Sheridan: No. I believe you. How could he know anything about my past?

Brian: He couldn'T. The guy's never told the truth about anything his entire life. There's no way that you guys crossed paths.

Sheridan: He just seemed so positive. But I fell for it, hook, line, and sinker.

Brian: It's part of nick's scam to get to you and me. Just forget about him, diana. He doesn't know who you are and he never will.

Nick: I knew i saw diana before and i had. I've got her now. There's a fortune in this name, stanley.

Stan: Wait -- you're saying that brian's diana is really sheridan crane and she didn't die like the newspaper said?

Nick: Apparently not. And we're the only two people in the world who know that. Must be my reward for living such a good, clean life.

Gwen: Ethan, it looks like we're going to end up delivering this baby ourselves.

Ethan: All right, all right, well, you can keep an eye on her. I'll go boil some water.

Gwen: No, no, I'll do that. You stay here with her. I'll do whatever i can to help her, but i don't trust her. What if she comes after me again?

Ethan: I don't think she will, all right? She didn't know what she was doing.

Gwen: Maybe, maybe not. All I know is that she doesn't want to have this baby, ethan. She hates this baby because it's julian'S.

Whitney: Come on, push, theresa! Push! Come on!

Theresa: I'm trying! Ah!

Whitney: I got it! I got it!

Theresa: What is it? A boy, a girl?

Whitney: It's a demon!

Baby: Mama. Mama.

Theresa: No! No!

Ethan: Gwen, we've got to help her.

Theresa: Oh!

Pilar: My daughter needs me more than she ever has in her whole life and i don't even know where she is.

Luis: Mama, hey, don't worry. We'll find her in time, all right? We'll find her.

Pilar: What if ethan doesn't call back? What if she's already in labor and it's too late, luis?

Sam: Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, we lose the phone contact with ethan. I was hoping we'd be able to track them down before the guards realized they'd gone missing.

T.C.: Are you worried what they'll do to ethan when they finhim?

Sam: Can you blame me? If he's put behind bars for aiding and abetting theresa's escape, he won't make it out in one piece. His fellow inmates aren't going to take too kindly to him being the son of the chief of police, especially when he used to carry the name crane.

T.C.: Sam, you can't think the worst.

Sam: Look, in my line of work, sometimes it's the only way you can think.

Rebecca: I'd ask what you're thinking, but i'm sure i can guess. Ivy, you cannot tell anyone where ethan and theresa are.

Ivy: I don't take orders from you, rebecca. And if sam can get to ethan before anyone else, then maybe ethan won't go to prison.

Rebecca: Ivy, please, just don't do it.

Ivy: Sam, i need to talk to you.

Sam: Ivy, not now.

Ivy: I know where ethan and theresa are.

Sam: Luis? Luis? All right, i want you to tell me everything. Where are they?

Ivy: They're up at the cabin.

Luis: What cabin?

Ivy: The cabin the family has up in the woods.

Sam: I know exactly where it is.

Luis: I'm going up there. I got to save my sister.

Guard: You two aren't going anywhere.

[Tin man laughs]

tabitha: Oh, poor tim-tim! Please make his demise as quick and painless as possle!

Zombie charity: Now, why on earth would I do that when i can make slow and agonizing? Really, old girl, no wonder you were stripped of your powers. You're beginning to sound as lily-livered as grace bennett.

Tabitha: Oh, call me anything you like. I don't care. I just don't want to see timmy hurt. He's -- he's all i have.

Zombie charity: Had, tabitha -- past tense. What you waiting for, tin man? Let's go! He's only a little guy. It's not going to take you long

all. Zzz, zzz, zzz!

Tabitha: Oh, shut up, shut up!

Julian: Oh, damn it, they won't budge.

Tin man: Man, you're dead meat, you sorry excuse for a lion! You shouldn't have mocked the strawman!

Julian: But he was trying to kill us!

Tin man: So what? He had orders to, same as I do! Only you won't outsmart me because I've got a brain, not to mention my trusty chain saw. The only thing i don't have is a heart. So say good-bye to your little cross-dressing friend. Time's up!

Sheridan: I just wish there was another way we could raise the money so that you wouldn't have to put your life on the line.

Brian: I told you, diana, i love racing. And I learned my lesson. This time around, I'm going to be more safe. I have a lot more to live for these days.

Sheridan: Don't know what i'd do if I ever lost you.

Brian: You are not going to lose me. I'm just going to race long enough to make that money to pay off nick. Once that's behind us, I'm going to hang up my helmet for good.

Sheridan: Do you promise?

Brian: Yes. You have my word on it. And you have my heart. Once that's all done, it's just going to be you and me living our life together.

Sheridan: "Our life." I like the sound of that.

Brian: Hey, get used to it.

Nick: I had a feeling she came from money, but who knew it was the richest family dynasty in the country. We struck gold, stanley.

Stan: Yeah, I know this is good news, but how exactly are we going to use it?

Nick: To get my money back, of course -- with interest. How do you think brian's going to feel when i marry his girlfriend?

Stan: You? You're going to marry --

nick: That's right, stanley, my boy. I'm going to marry sheridan crane.

Guard: You lied about the whereabouts of a convicted murderer.

Second guard: Theresa crane was never in the lab, and now we know how she got out of the hospital.

Sam: Look, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Guard: Save it for the D.A., Chief bennett. One of the nurses reported some missing scrubs. Funny, but a guy who looked a lot like ivy crane's son, ethan, was seen entering her cubicle all dressed up like a doctor.

Second guard: He obviously helped her escape -- something he's going to regret for the rest of his life.

First guard: Just like you two when you're stripped of your badges.

Luis: Look, you don't understand, all right? My sister's life is at stake.

Guard: Yesterday's news, pal. Everyone knows she's been sentenced to die by lethal injection.

Luis: Look, I'm not talking about that. Look, if i don't get to my sister in time, both she and her baby could die. I'm going to save my sister.

Hank: If there's any way

hank: If there's any way in the world ethan can get to a phone, he will.

Beth: You cannot give up hope, pilar.

T.C.: You think it's too late, don't you?

Eve: No. No, not necessarily. As long as theresa's water hasn't broken, there's still hope.

Theresa: Ugh!

Ethan: That's it, theresa, squeeze my hand as hard as you want.

Theresa: Ethan, it hurts!

Ethan: I'm sure it does, but don't give up, all right?

Theresa: Ok.

Ethan: Look, all right, breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in --

theresa: Breathe out.

Ethan: Breathe in, breathe out.

Theresa: Ah!

I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places

ethan: And kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet

gwen: And i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest

all: Breathe in breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

theresa: Oh, my gosh, I'm losing my mind.

Ethan: No, no, theresa, you're doing -- you're doing fine. Everything's going to be all right.

Theresa: How? You and gwen don't know how to deliver my baby. No, no, I have to make him wait. I can't have him now.

Ethan: Look, I'm right here, theresa. I just need to get something.

Theresa: No, no, no, don't leave me alone, ethan, please!

Ethan: Look, I'll be right back, I promise.

Theresa: Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Ethan: Gwen, I don't know what i'd do if you weren't here.

Gwen: To tell you the truth, I'd rather be anywhere else in the world right now.

Theresa: Ah!

Gwen: The baby's coming, ethan.

Ethan: Well, how do you know?

Gwen: Her water just broke. This is it.

Ethan: I mean, but what if we can't do this? I mean, what if she and the baby die?

Theresa: Please.

Ethan: Just breathe.

Theresa: Ugh!

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