Passions Transcript Tuesday 6/18/02



Passions Transcript Tuesday 6/18/02

By Suzanne

Zombie charity: Ugh. Scraggly bimbo. She did it again.

Tabitha: Who? Kay?

Zombie charity: Who else are we talking about? Who else thwarted my lovemaking effort to miguel again?


Tabitha: I've got to keep this scroll out of sight. If zombie charity sees timmy in this scroll, she'll start thinking about wanting to kill him again.

Head: She's in a killer mood, that's for sure, looking to take out her anger on kay or someone.

Tabitha: Timmy.

Head: Obvious choice.

Tabitha: Oh. At least the damn singing isn't coming out of the scroll anymore.

Timmy: Timmy's shoes are killing him.

Julian: I'll trade them for this flea-infested costume. What i want to know is what the hell we're doing this for -- just because some munchkin told us it was the only way to see the wizard?

Timmy: Yes.

Julian: Who is this wizard anyway?

Timmy: The person who can tell timmy where the demon's horn is so he can destroy the zombie charity and save the real one.

Julian: Have you ever considered therapy?

Timmy: Timmy has no time for anything but saving the real charity.

Julian: Deep, primal therapy.

Timmy: Come on, julian. We're off to see the wizard. Wait. Timmy almost forgot -- timmy and julian have to do this right or we'll offend the wizard.

Julian: Oh, no. No more skipping.

Timmy: Timmy and julian have to do this right.

Julian: My arches are in an utter state of collapse.

Timmy: Come on, julian. Give timmy your paw.

Timmy: Come on.

Nick: You blew it, brian. You, too, diana.

Brian: You leave her out of it, nick. She has nothing to do with this --

nick: Shut up!

Brian: Ok. Ok, I'm cool, all right?

Nick: Everything was set. Diana was going to go off with me and work off her debt. And you, brian -- you were going to get to live. You wouldn't have to go off racing cars again and risk your life, crash again, and end up dead this time.

Brian: There's no chance of that happening.

Nick: I said shut up. I'm sick of all of this. I want my money, and i want it now. And if i don't get it, i shoot diana.

Rebecca: Pow-wow time.

Ivy: I wonder if they've figured out where ethan and theresa are yet.

Rebecca: Yeah, well, if they did, i'm sure sam and luis would already be rounding them up.

Ivy: You're right. They wouldn't be hanging around here.

Rebecca: Well, maybe they're just talking about her condition -- you know, what do you call it again?

Ivy: Preeclampsia. That was a little twist we didn't foreseen.

Rebecca: Yeah. But what a godsend. Theresa is going to die from it, and then we will finally be rid of her.

Ivy: I don't give a damn about theresa. All I care about is ethan. And he is risking his entire future trying to help that little tramp escape. Rebecca?

Rebecca: What?

Ivy: You haven't heard anything, have you?

Rebecca: What do you mean, you're with ethan and theresa? Where?

Gwen: I won't tell you unless you promise me that you won't tell anyone. I can't betray ethan's confidence.

Rebecca: I won't tell a soul, I swear. How on earth did you find them?

Gwen: Ethan called me. He didn't mean to tell me, but I figured it out from something he said.

Rebecca: That's my girl.

Gwen: Anyway, I -- i just got in my car, and i drove, and I ended up where i thought they might be -- at the crane cabin.

Rebecca: The one in the mountains?

Gwen: Right. And ever since i got here, I've been trying to persuade ethan to forget about all this craziness. He could lose so much by helping theresa.

Rebecca: No, no, I haven't heard a thing.

Ivy: What's going on, rebecca? I've seen that look before. You know where they are, don't you?

Pilar: You -- you swear you haven't heard anything from ethan or theresa?

Sam: Look, the new guards have just arrived. We've been calling around privately, unofficially, to see if anyone's seen them, but so far we've drawn a blank.

Luis: No one's come up with anything yet.

Sam: And neither of us can leave the hospital because if we did, the guards would figure it out and try to follow us.

Luis: Or even worse, realize that ethan and theresa are on the lam.

Pilar: My poor little theresa -- and her baby. She'll either be shot escaping or this preeclampsia. If she doesn't get proper medical care when that baby comes -- oh, my God -- she'll die. My little girl and my grandchild. Luis.

[Theresa groans]

gwen: Theresa, take short breaths. Quick, short pants, like a dog. Like a dog.

[Theresa pants]

gwen: That's going to help you through the pain. You can squeeze my hand if you want to.

[Theresa screams]

gwen: I can't believe you would risk your life like this and the life of your baby. I hope we can get you to a hospital.

[Theresa pants]

theresa: Oh! Oh, God.

Ethan: The wind blew down a tree. It's blocked the main road.

[Theresa moans]

gwen: There's no way out of here, is there?

Ethan: No, we're stuck.

Theresa: Oh!

Gwen: Well, there's got -- there's got to be somebody we can call.

Theresa: Oh, my God! It's coming! I'm can feel the baby! It's coming!

Gwen: Ethan -- ethan, it's too late. If we don't get her to a hospital before she delivers this baby, she is going to die.

Theresa: Ah!

[Theresa pants]

singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

julian: I don't suppose we'll be seeing the wizard soon.

Timmy: Julian has to be patient.

Julian: It's as if we're on some sort of bizarre skip-a-thon.

Timmy: This is the way the munchkin told timmy to find the wizard.

Julian: Insanity. All is insanity.

Woman: Wicked witch of the west -- five minutes!

Man: Let me guess -- you're going to ask the wizard for help? Yeah, right.

Timmy: Do you know where timmy can find him?

Woman: We have no idea. But we know what you should ask for when you do see the wizard.

Timmy: What?

Woman: A breast augmentation.

[Munchkins laugh]

timmy: What's a breast aug-- what she said?

Julian: Well, timmy, when you grow up, you'll have a deep appreciation of them.

[Julian chuckles]

julian: Ah -- what?

Man: I've got you, you big, dopey cat.

Julian: I'll get you, you cretinous clod. Now, get away from me.

God. Thank heaven we're not in harmony. If i was spotted wearing this, I'd never live it down. But then it's not as bad as when i burst into ivy's new year's eve party in a diaper.

[Julian and rebecca laugh]

rebecca: Out with the old!

Julian: In with the new!

[Guests laugh]

julian: Oh, I blushed crimson -- not only in the face.

Timmy: That was the same night that julian fell in a tuna vat and was supposedly murdered. And julian says that timmy needs therapy.

Julian: It was not one of the better evenings of my life.

Timmy: Come on, julian. Give timmy your paw. We're off to see the wizard.

Julian: I'm all skipped out.

Timmy: Julian -- give timmy your paw.

Tabitha: Timmy wearing a dress? Oh -- he certainly is desperate to save his charity. Who's this wizard he keeps talking about? Oh, timmy. Oh, I wish you'd forget about finding the damn demon's horn and forget about saving your precious charity.

Zombie charity: Timmy? Where is the little imp? I'm going to destroy him on the spot.

Brian: Why don't we all just calm down here and try to work something out?

Nick: We had something worked out, brian. Now, diana was going to come with me.

Brian: Yeah, well, things change.

Nick: Keep your yap shut. And you, liz -- telling brian that diana still loved him, that she was only leaving with me to protect him. You know, to hell with the money. I'm going to shoot the bunch of you just for the fun of it. You're all going to die.

Gwen: You can't stop nature, theresa.

Theresa: This will pass.

Gwen: Preeclampsia is a serious condition. If you don't get the proper medical care, you're going to die. Do you understand me? You and your baby will die.

Theresa: Stop saying that, gwen!

Ethan: Look, theresa, you got to calm down, all right? Just try to relax.

Gwen: Easier said than done, ethan. She's in labor.

Theresa: I'm not in labor.

Ethan: What are you doing?

Gwen: Preparing for the baby.

Ethan: You think she's going to give birth here?

Gwen: Yeah, if we can't get her to a hospital on time. I don't --

ethan: Well, we can't. All right? The tree is blocking the road. And if we take her back to the hospital, she could be caught.

[Theresa groans]

gwen: I don't have time to argue with you about this. Yes, she may get caught and she -- she may be put to death after she has the baby, but that's a chance you're going to have to take, ethan.

Theresa: Don't listen to her, ethan!

Gwen: I know that if we don't get her to a hospital, there is no question what will happen -- she and her baby will both die.

Theresa: No, she's lying! She's lying!

[Theresa pants]

zombie charity: There's that scroll.

Tabitha: Oh, no, no, it's --

zombie charity: Give it to me. There he is. And julian. And whoa -- what are they wearing? I didn't know timmy was a cross-dresser! I mean, nothing surprises me about julian's erotic fantasies, but I am surprised to see him show up at the over the rainbow hotel.

Tabitha: How do you know about the hotel?

Zombie charity: Oh, I stole some ashtrays from them once.

Tabitha: And how did you know that julian's alive?

Zombie charity: You'd be surprised at what I know. And what's that in his hand? Ah -- that's a page from the spell book with a symbol of the demon's horn. No. They're there to see the wizard, aren't they?

Tabitha: The who?

Zombie charity: Of course they are. No. I won't have any of that. I'll have to stop them.

Head: I'm just curious -- how would you be doing that?

Zombie charity: How? I'm going to kill them, of course. Timmy's one dead imp.

Nick: You love playing hero, don't you, brian?

Brian: I'm not playing anything, nick.

Nick: Ok. Hey, it's all right. Every-- everything's cool. Look, brian, you owe me money. Diana owes me money. I just want what's owed to me, all right? I'm funny that way.

Brian: All right. All right, nick. You'll get your money.

Nick: When?

Brian: Look, all we have to do is just --

sheridan: Brian!

Liz: No!

Nick: Son of a --

liz: Stop! Oh, no, stop it.

Sheridan: Oh, no!

Brian: I thought we'd even up the odds a little bit, huh?

Sheridan: Stop it! Liz: Brian, no! No!

Sam: I've got a couple of airport security guys out looking for ethan and theresa, but so far no sign of them.

Eve: I'm afraid time is critical.

Luis: Yeah, I don't know how much longer we can keep their escape a secret.

Pilar: I just hope that ethan can get theresa to a medical facility. Eve, what will happen if he doesn't?

Eve: I'm not sure, pilar, but it would be very, very serious.

Luis: Well, I'm just hoping the medical facility is in some other country without extradition. That way at least theresa could escape her death sentence. Ok.

Ivy: Don't ignore me, rebecca hotchkiss. I asked you a question -- do you know where ethan and theresa are?

Rebecca: Yes, i do know.

Ivy: Where?

Rebecca: Well, I can't tell you.

Ivy: Yes, damn it, you can and you will.

Rebecca: No, because if i did, then you might tell sam and luis and they might go after ethan. And I know you're worried about ethan being arrested for helping a murderer escape, so I can't tell you where they are.

Ivy: Damn it, rebecca.

Rebecca: Well, it's best theresa stay where she is for our plan. Besides, if they brought her back here to the hospital, then they might just cure her of this preeclampsia. You know, eve is a marvelous doctor.

Eve: She's the best. There's no question about that.

Rebecca: The woman is a specialist in everything -- I mean, ob-gyn, psychology, emergency room doctor. She can even run a lie detector test. She can hypnotize people. No, no, no, no, no. She would cure theresa just like that.

Ivy: She probably would, yes.

Rebecca: And then what if ethan came up with a last-minute appeal? What if theresa wasn't executed? No, I cannot tell you where they are. Just rest assured that they're best staying where they are. You can see ethan after theresa's dead.

Gwen: I'm lying? Why would I lie to you, theresa? This condition will kill you and your child. Ethan, i'm telling the truth.

Ethan: I believe you, gwen. Listen, theresa, we have to get you to the hospital.

Theresa: No.

Ethan: Look, you need medical care.

Gwen: Immediately.

Theresa: No, I won't go to the hospital.

Ethan: You have a dangerous condition.

Theresa: No, no, no, see -- you and me, we could go away together. You and me.

Gwen: Oh, my God. You are truly insane. You know that?

Theresa: We can hide somewhere together, someplace safe, ethan.

Ethan: No, we can't. It's too dangerous.

Theresa: I know what we can do. See, we can -- we can walk over the mountain and to that lodge. It'll be easy for us to get out of the country then.

Gwen: Oh -- oh, my God. I've heard enough of this craziness. You can't walk! You can barely move! Theresa, you are in labor! Do you understand that? I -- why would you risk your life like this? I don't understand.

Theresa: I don't care, gwen, if you understand!

Gwen: If you don't want to take care of yourself, that's fine, but what about the life of a precious child? Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I see it now. I can't believe I didn't see it before.

Ethan: What are you talking about?

Gwen: You don't see it?

Ethan: The only thing i see is you attacking theresa.

Gwen: There's a reason that she's being so careless and cavalier about her baby's health, ethan. Theresa hates this baby.

Ethan: What?

Gwen: It's julian's baby, and she -- she blames it for losing you. She hates her baby, ethan. Don't you, theresa? P 's 3:00 A.M.,And here's another classic.

Tabitha: Oh, timmy's so sweet. Let him be. He's just a little boy. He can't hurt you.

Zombie charity: Hmm. That little boy has a page from a very powerful spell book, and he is close to actually talking to the wizard at the over the rainbow hotel, which means he's close to getting his hands on the demon's horn. No. Timmy has to die. And if i'm going to kill him, I mean, might as well stay in the spirit of the moment with this whole "wizard of oz" motif.

[Zombie charity groans]

zombie charity: Hmm. You, without a brain, heed my call. Go after timmy. He has to fall.

[Scarecrow laughs]

[zombie charity laughs]

tabitha: Oh, no! No, you can't send that thing after timmy!

Zombie charity: Oh! Can't I? Oh, watch and weep, hagitha!

Nick: Ah!

Sheridan: Brian!

Liz: Look out!

Sheridan: Behind you!

Liz: No!

Sheridan and liz: Brian!

Sheridan and liz: No!

Ivy: Ok, I promise I will not say anything to anyone about ethan and theresa. Now, where are they?

Rebecca: Sorry, ivy.

Ivy: Rebecca, i agree with you. It is best to let theresa die wherever she is.

Rebecca: I can't tell you where they are. Frankly, i'm afraid you won't be able to keep your mouth shut.

Ivy: Well --

ooh, rebecca.

Ivy: I want what's best for our son, sam. I am going to protect him. I don't know how yet, but I will find a way. I am not going to let him waste his life trying to help theresa.

Beth: Luis, everything is going to be ok.

Hank: She's right, buddy.

Pilar: How? How is everything going to be all right when everything is so wrong?

Luis: Mama, look -- ethan has a good head on his shoulders, and we just -- we have to trust that he's going to do the right thing, that he's going to keep theresa safe.

Sam: Look, I'm still not sure i did the right thing by not reporting ethan and theresa's escape.

T.C.: Sam, it was right. They deserve a chance, and you're giving it to them.

Sam: But still --

T.C.: Sam, maybe ethan got her out of the country to save her life and the baby'S.

Sam: But what happens to ethan? He's a fugitive from justice. It could wreck his whole life.

T.C.: Sam, you don't know that for sure. Maybe by the time they realize that theresa's gone, they won't think that ethan is involved. He could still be in the clear. You don't know that for sure. Anything could happen.

Sam: See, that's what worries me -- anything can happen. And what does happen might not be very good. Look, the fact is it could be very bad for ethan. Even worse for theresa.

Guard: Something's not right over there.

Second guard: Theresa's been off taking tests forever, and her family looks real worried.

First guard: Yeah, chief bennett, too.

Second guard: I say we go find out what they're so worried about.

Beth: Eve, here. I brought you some coffee.

Eve: Oh, thank you. Thank you, beth.

Beth: Is something wrong?

Eve: I don't want you to mention this to pilar or luis because I don't want them to worry any more than they are. I was brushing up on preeclampsia, and I was struck by a symptom that I had totally forgotten about. Women with preeclampsia are subject to sudden psychotic episodes, violent episodes.

Beth: What could theresa do?

Eve: Well, I don't know. But if she thought that she were being threatened, she could fly off the handle and become terribly, terribly violent.

Gwen: It's true, isn't it, theresa? You hate your baby. Say it. Say it!

Ethan: Stop it, gwen.

Gwen: She hates the baby she's carrying, ethan.

Ethan: That's impossible. Theresa would never hate a baby, especially her own.

Gwen: Look at her face.

Ethan: Back off.

Gwen: Ethan, look in her eyes!

Ethan: Stop this!

Gwen: You hate this baby, don't you?

Ethan: Tell gwen it's not true. Tell her you love your own baby. ϊ|ϊ

sheridan: Are you all right?

Brian: Never better. There's just one more thing i need to take care of -- a piece of junk. You get out of here, nick, and you stay away. Let's go.

Nick: I'm not going to forget about my money, brian. You're not off the hook.

Brian: You'll get the money that diana owes you, and then i want her marker. And then you and i are finished.

Sheridan: Wait. You've been cut.

Liz: Oh, let's get you back to the hotel. We can take a look at it there.

Brian: I said to shove off, nick. You come back here again and you're going to get hurt. Go! Now!

Nick: Go get the boat, stan.

Nick: This isn't over yet, brian. I'll come back. When i do, i'm going to destroy your life and take your precious diana for myself.

Gwen: You hate your baby, don't you, theresa?

Ethan: I'm getting angry, gwen.

Gwen: Ask her again, ethan. She didn't answer your question.

Theresa: Well, because -- ow! Ugh!

Gwen: Who are you calling?

Ethan: The hospital. See if they can get an ambulance up here in time to save theresa and the baby.

Theresa: No, no -- no ambulance, ethan!

Gwen: Call -- call dr. Russell. She should be at the hospital.

Ethan: Damn it.

Gwen: What's wrong?

Ethan: I can't get a signal. Must be the storm.

Gwen: Maybe -- maybe you should try a different location.

Ethan: I'll try the kitchen.

Gwen: Better hurry.

Beth: Well, how bad could these psychotic episodes be? Theresa couldn't -- you're not saying she could kill, are you?

Eve: If the circumstances were right, yes. If she felt that she were being threatened by someone, she would absolutely be capable of killing.

Theresa: Ethan, don't call dr. Russell! I'm going to be all right!

Gwen: You know, you've done some pretty crazy things in your life, theresa, but this --

theresa: Stop cutting up the towels, get in your car, and take off, gwen.

Gwen: You are in no position to tell me what to do!

Theresa: We don't want you here!

Gwen: You're lucky i'm here!

Theresa: Lucky? You are poison, ok? You're trying to screw things up for me and ethan.

Gwen: Well, you're doing an incredibly successful job of that yourself, theresa.

Theresa: Shut your damn face!

Gwen: Better just to tear these than to cut them.

Theresa: Ethan wants you to go away!

[Theresa pants]

gwen: You know what? You better save your strength and stop talking.

Theresa: Oh, go to hell, gwen.

Gwen: Yeah, you know, ethan's probably right. I should stop attacking you -- especially when you're in this condition, considering this may be the last condition you're ever in.

Theresa: Bitch!

Gwen: You can call me whatever you want, but i know the truth -- that you hate your baby. And it's only a matter of time before ethan believes me.

Theresa: Never, gwen.

Gwen: You won't be able to hide this for very much longer, theresa.

Theresa: Stop saying that!

Gwen: He's going to find out exactly the kind of person you are.

Tabitha: Oh -- oh, no, don't let that thing kill timmy!

Zombie charity: Timmy brought it upon himself, tabitha. Instead of just minding his own business, he's set on unfreezing the real charity and destroying me.

Tabitha: But that won't happen. He doesn't have the power.

Zombie charity: Yes. And I'm going to make sure he never gets it. You see, timmy is the only real threat to me right now, so i'm just going to eliminate the threat.

Tabitha: Oh, no.

Timmy: Whoa.

Julian: What?

[Toto growls and barks]

timmy: Did the wizard send the scarecrow to lead us to him?

[Scarecrow laughs]

julian: I think we'll have to take that as a no.

[Scarecrow growls]

julian: Offhand, i'd say this doesn't look good. Not good at all.

Sheridan: I'm worried about that cut.

Brian: It's not deep. I'm fine.

Sheridan: I'm going to go get some ice.

Liz: Yeah, a little antiseptic.

Sheridan: So, is what nick said true?

Liz: Nick said a lot of things.

Sheridan: I mean about telling brian the truth. Did you?

Liz: Yeah. I overheard you and nick talking. I heard you tell him the only reason you were leaving with him was to protect brian, to keep brian from going back to racing cars to pay off your debt.

Sheridan: I see. I know how you feel about brian.

Liz: It doesn't matter how i feel.

Sheridan: Still, i know how hard it must have been for you to tell him. I mean, you could have kept quiet. I would have gone off with nick, and you could have had brian all to yourself. Nothing would have stopped you two from being together. That's why what you did was very noble.

Liz: I did what was right, that's all. Don't make a big deal of it. Here. Go take care of brian.

Sheridan: Sit down.

Ethan: Got to get through to the hospital. Oh, damn. I got a good signal. What's the problem?

Gwen: I still can't believe that you're clinging to this fantasy that you and ethan are just going to, you know, run off together and have this idyllic life together, and -- I mean, for you to actually think that ethan is going to love this baby -- julian's baby -- as his own -- how can he when you can't even?

Theresa: You bitch! ΡΡΡΡΡΡΡΡ

tabitha: Oh, poor timmy.

Zombie charity: Hmm. This is it. Say good-bye to your doll boy.

Julian: Please tell me this is a bad dream.

[Scarecrow growls]

julian: A very bad dream.

Timmy: You're not from the wizard, are you?

[Scarecrow laughs]

julian: Perhaps we could discuss this over a brandy.

Timmy: Huh?

Julian: That's it. I'm out of here.

Timmy: What about timmy?

Julian: You're on your own!

[Toto barks and growls]

julian: Let go, you mangy cur!

[Toto snarls]

tabitha: No. No, don't hurt him!

Zombie chari: Oh! Too late. Timmy and julian are about to be forked.

Tabitha: Oh.

[Toto growls]

brian: What are you thinking about?

Sheridan: Just thinking about what nick said about helping me find my true identity.

Brian: Nick will say anything if it's to his advantage, diana.

Sheridan: Yeah, but what if he does know who I really am?

Brian: He doesn't. He was lying. See, he was only trying to get your hopes up to try to tie you to him some way. Look at me, diana. Believe me, nick does not know who you are any more than you do, ok?

Stan: We'll be reaching bermuda in no time.

Nick: Do i give a damn when we dock? In case you haven't noticed, stan, everything went south on me.

Stan: Tough break.

Nick: I thought it was a lock. I thought I totally had diana convinced to come with me.

Stan: Did it ever come to you where you'd seen her before, who she really is?

Nick: No. I'm usually so good at placing faces, too. Wait a minute. Paris.

Stan: Paris?

Nick: Paris. I saw diana in paris. I know who she is! I know. And her name isn't diana.

Ivy: I've been thinking, rebecca.

Rebecca: The answer is no.

Ivy: I need to know where ethan and theresa are.

Rebecca: Didn't you hear what i said?

Ivy: I can't stand you being one up on me.

Rebecca: Well, deal with it.

Ivy: Tell me!

Rebecca: Well, I can't tell you for your own good.

Ivy: We are partners. Partners do not withhold information from one another. Rebecca, you know I am just going to keep asking you.

Rebecca: All right. All right. I do know where they are. Ethan and theresa are up at the cabin. Gwen told me.

Ivy: The cabin?

Rebecca: Yes, but don't breathe a word of it. Ivy, just let it be. Theresa will die up there, and then we will have everything we want.

[Phone rings]

ethan: Yes! All right, come on. Answer, dr. Russell.

Eve: It's ethan. Ethan?

Ethan: Look, dr. Russell, you're going to have to speak up. We have a very weak connection.

Eve: Ethan, it's dr. Russell.

Ethan: Dr. Russell?

Eve: Where are you? How is theresa?

Ethan: She's in very bad shape.

Eve: What do you mean? Is she in labor? Does she have a fever?

Ethan: Look, you're going to have to speak up -- hello? Hello, dr. Russell? Damn it. How am i going to get help up here?

Eve: Ethan? Ethan, are you there? I need more information. Hello, ethan?

Pilar: Eve --

eve: What?

Guard: Who is that, dr. Russell? Who were you talking to about theresa?

Second guard: And why are you so concerned about her if she's in the hospital? Unless she isn't. Has theresa left the grounds, doctor?

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