Passions Transcript Monday 6/17/02
Tabitha: I don't understand why the scroll lost reception. I supposed it doesn't matter now. I'm not nearly as worried about timmy as i was. Zombie charity's busy doing the old bump and grind with miguel. And once she actually kills the hunk, she'll forget all about timmy. Anyway, he's following the yellow brick road. What possible danger could he encounter on such a magical path?
Head: Actually, great danger, I'm afraid.
Tabitha: What do you mean?
Head: Well, when timmy reaches the end of the yellow brick road, it'll be the end of timmy.
Julian: The over the rainbow hotel. No mention of concierge, valet service, pay-per-view. Our little journey is getting stranger by the moment.
Timmy: This is where the billboard said the wizard would be. Timmy's sure he knows about the demon's horn.
Julian: Yes, yes, whatever. Let's go inside. At the very least, we can get a room and some much-needed sleep.
Julian: I thought rebecca's decorating bordered on bright.
julian: I can't believe this! Booze!
Julian: Thank you.
Timmy: Timmy and toto definitely aren't in harmony anymore.
Kay: Miguel, don't let her seduce you!
Zombie charity: He can't hear you, kay. He's too deeply under my spell, so just shut up.
Kay: Miguel, wake up! Miguel, wake up before it's too late!
Zombie charity: Hmm -- it already is. Miguel is about to go from being to die for to just plain dead. Maybe you'll finally get what you want, though, kay -- he can hold you the way your friends are holding you now.
[Zombie charity laughs]
zombie charity: Oh, if you'll excuse me, kay, my boyfriend's just dyi to make love to me.
Liz: You heard her, brian. Diana is leaving now for good.
Brian: Ok. If this is what you want.
Sheridan: It is.
Nick: Well, now that that's settled, it's time for us to board our yacht.
Brian's voice: I couldn't have been this wrong about you, diana. I couldn't have been.
Sheridan: I'm sorry, brian, but this is for the best.
gwen: Be careful, ethan! I love you!
[Helicopter takes off]
gwen: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The helicopter crashed.
Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breae in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life
tabitha: Come on, you worthless piece of parchment. Give me a picture. Show me that timmy's all right. That's better. Now we're getting somewhere.
Timmy: Toto? Toto? Where are you?
Tabitha: What the -- who are all those little people?
Head: It appears timmy has reached an unusual destination on the yellow brick road.
Tabitha: Timmy's found himself a convention of munchkins. I think your predictor's whacked, head. Timmy's not in any danger from those little people.
Head: I have a very bad feeling about this. Timmy is in terrible danger. Death is waiting for him, and death will find him.
Timmy: Toto? Toto? Where are you?
Man: Hey, watch it.
Timmy: Timmy's sorry. He was looking for his dog, toto.
Woman: Follow the road of yellow bricks. Come on.
Timmy: That's what timmy's been doing, but --
julian: You know, I'een to some wed parties in my time, but never one quite like this.
Timmy: Toto. Don't run away again. Timmy was so worried about you.
Julian: Ah! I've just been goosed. One of these little perverts goosed me.
Woman: A bunch of us are going to the hot tub later. Want to come?
Julian: Good lord. What kind of little people are these?
Man: We're munchkins!
Timmy: Some of you are a disgrace to munchkins everywhere.
Man: So? Report us to the union.
Julian: Somebody wake me before this gets any weirder.
Timmy: Stop fooling around. Timmy's on a quest. This symbol is why timmy's here. Do any of you know how to find the wizard?
Munchkins: We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz
kay: Zombie, don't do this. You don't have to kill him. I'll -- I'll give miguel up. I'll give him to you. You can have sex with him every night if you just let him live!
Zombie charity: How generous of you, kay, especially considering the fact that he's not yours to give up. No, half the turn-on is the fact that he's going to die and i'm going to kill him. Oh. It is just too bad that you're never going to have sex with him because he is so hot.
Father lonigan: Who is there? I sense evil.
Kay: Father lonigan, she's here. The zombie's going to kill miguel. You've got to help him!
Father lonigan: Kay -- I'm sorry, my child. There's nothing I can do except pray.
Zombie charity: You heard the man, kay. He's helpless.
Kay: Father lonigan, you have to save miguel.
Father lonigan: You're the only one who can help him, kay. You brought evil to harmony. You have to be the one to force it out of harmony.
Kay: Father lonigan, I can'T.
Father lonigan: Kay, you ran from the church with something you thought could help. Whatever it is, you must use it now, kay. It's up to you.
Kay: I can't, father! I'm being held and i can't get loose!
Father lonigan: You must pray for strength, my child. It's the only way.
Gwen: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No one could've survive this. Ethan and theresa are dead. Ethan, no!
Nick: Come on, diana, lighten up. If you're going to be depressed all the time, it'll be hard for me to show you a good time.
Sheridan: I'm fine.
Nick: Look -- you did the right thing. Brian's going to stay here and not go off driving race cars, risking his life. Besides, liz will make him very happy.
Sheridan: I hope so.
Nick: Sure she will. And you -- you're going to have a great life. Money's no object with me. I mean, how can you spend the rest of your life on this crummy island with brian? He's got nothing.
Singer: It's funny how even now you still support me after all the things that i've done what a mess I've made sure, we all make mistakes but they see me so large that they think I'm immune to the pain i'm praying for a miracle but can you take me home?
Sheridan: I know it's hard for you to believe, but I can imagine spending the rest of my life here with brian because I love him.
Nick: Oh, give me a break.
Sheridan: It's true. I don't care about money or clothes or jewelry. All I care about is spending the rest of my life with the man i love!
Nick: You're not going to back out of our deal, are you? You leave with me and your gambling debt is history, and brian won't have to go back to racing cars to pay it off.
Sheridan: I know why i'm here. And I also know that if brian goes back to racing, he could get killed. That's the only reason why i'm going with you is so that I can keep him safe.
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Father lonigan: You must pray, kay, pray.
Kay: Heavenly father, please give me the strength to break free. I was wrong to bring evil to harmony, but I have to get it out now. So, please, God, please, just give me the strength the break free. Please?
Kay: Thank you, God.
[Zombie charity screams]
zombie charity: What have you done?
Kay: I knew the holy water would work.
Father lonigan: Your prayers worked, kay.
[Zombie charity groans]
liz: Hi. Look, you want to go for a swim? You know, maybe have a late picnic down at the lagoon like we used to?
Brian: No. I'm not much in the mood.
Liz: Come on, brian. You're not going to feel much better if you just sit around here and mope.
Brian: I still can't believe it. I thought I'd finally found someone that i could spend the rest of my life with. I opened up my heart and let her in.
Liz: I know you really cared about her.
Brian: No, liz, i didn't just care about her. I've never felt like that about anyone. We were so right together. We shared so much. I thought she felt the same way. I don't know. Maybe I'm just making excuses. Maybe I'm just trying not to admit that I was a fool.
Liz: Brian, you weren't a fool.
Brian: Doesn't matter anyway. In spite of everything, I still love her.
Gwen: I should've stopped him. I -- i should've kept him from going away with theresa. Oh, ethan! No. No, it can't be. Ethan? Ethan! You're alive! I thought I'd lost you. How did you survive this?
Ethan: We never made it to the helicopter. Theresa collapsed.
Gwen: She collapsed? Is she ok?
Ethan: We got to get her inside fast.
Gwen: Ok. Here.
gwen: What happened? What happened with the helicopter?
Ethan: I don't know. I mean, it was the wind. There might've been a sudden downdraft.
Gwen: Theresa, are you ok? Are you in labor?
liz: Brian, diana loves you, too.
Brian: What are you talking about, liz? You were there. You heard her. She said she didn't want to spend her life in a broken-down boat with a loser like me, and she's right. I have nothing to give her.
Liz: No, brian, none of that matters to her. She only wants you.
Brian: How do you know?
Liz: I just overheard her talking to nick. She told him the only reason that she was going away with him is to save you.
Brian: Save me? From what?
Liz: Brian, she is convinced that if you go back to racing cars, you'll be killed. And nick told her that he would erase her debts if she would just go away with him.
Brian: Wait a minute. You mean that she's just doing this for me?
Liz: That's what I said. She loves you that much.
Brian: I can't let her go away with nick. I've got to stop her.
Stan: Welcome aboard, diana.
Nick: This looks great, stan. Thanks.
Stan: Would you like me to pour?
Nick: No, I can handle it. Diana, let's celebrate the wonderful life ahead of us.
Sheridan: I don't feel like celebrating.
Nick: Oh, but you will. We'll first go to bermuda, then set sail for europe. I'll show you the riviera, the mediterranean, maybe spend the summer in mykonos or santorini. I promise you, diana, once we get off this miserable little sandbar, you'll forget about everything -- even brian. Cast off now, stan.
Stan: Aye, aye. You remembered who she is?
Nick: Not yet. But I will.
Sheridan: I'll never forget you, brian. Never.
man: No idea.
Timmy: Does anybody know where the wizard is?
Man: Try down there.
Timmy: The wizard? Do you know where the wizard is?
Man: No, man, i don't know where the wizard is.
Timmy: Anybody know where the wizard is?
Tabitha: Oh -- what happened? I've lost timmy again.
Head: Perhaps it's just as well you don't see what happens to timmy.
Tabitha: Oh, stop it, head. You're scaring me.
Head: You should be scared.
Tabitha: If i could just get the picture back, then maybe i could find a way to make timmy come home.
Head: He won't listen to you. He's on a quest.
Tabitha: Oh, don't remind me of that ridiculous quest of his -- to find the demon's horn he needs so that he can cast a spell to save charity from that block of ice.
Head: And that would rid you of zombie charity, wouldn't it?
Tabitha: Yes, and that would be a good thing. But we're still left dealing with the problem of the real charity.
Head: And I'd prefer to deal with her. Zombie is trouble. Unfortunately, there's much bigger trouble in store for timmy than zombie charity. Much bigger trouble.
Timmy: Can you tell timmy how to find the wizard?
Woman: Just think of something red --
man: Think of something hot --
woman: And think of something you're not!
julian: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Timmy: Timmy doesn't know.
Julian: Let me try. Sir? We're trying to find this -- this wizard fellow. Where is he?
Man: Follow the road of yellow bricks.
Julian: Would you just cut that out? Just tell me where the damn wizard can be found!
julian: Hmm. A good suggestion, sir. We'll follow the road of yellow bricks. Thank you.
Timmy: Somebody must know where timmy can find the wizard.
Man: Psst. Psst. Come over here.
Man: Heard you'd been asking about the wizard.
Timmy: Yes, it's very important.
Man: Well, you've certainly come to the right munchkin.
Timmy: You can tell timmy how to find the wizard?
Man: Yeah, but it'll cost you.
Julian: You've got to be kidding.
Ethan: I'll get you a blanket.
Theresa: Thank you.
Gwen: Theresa, are you in labor?
Theresa: No. No, I just felt dizzy for a minute.
Gwen: Ok. I'm sure you were terrified when you saw the helicopter crash. I thought both of you were dead.
Ethan: We would've been if we got there on time.
Gwen: Thank God you're alive. I thought I'd lost you.
Ethan: No, we're fine. But the pilot --
Theresa: I'm still cold.
Gwen: Theresa, i'm still a little confused as to why you collapsed.
Theresa: I told you -- I got dizzy and I slipped, that's all.
Gwen: But outside, you looked as though you were in pain.
Theresa: I was just shivering, but i'm much better now.
Ethan: Look, we got to get out of here before the police catch up with us.
Gwen: Well, with no helicopter, you're going to have to drive. And, i mean, how long can you go before theresa goes into labor?
Ethan: I don't know. But we can't take her to a hospital. They'll execute her as soon as she has the baby.
Gwen: Ethan, i'm telling the truth about her condition. If you don't get her to a hospital before she goes into labor, she and her baby will die.
Theresa: I can't go to the hospital and I won't go into labor. I can hold off until we get out of the country to someplace safe!
Gwen: You can hold off? Theresa, no. Your baby's going to come whether you want it to or not.
Theresa: I can wait! I will be fine!
Gwen: You really want to take that chance with your child?
Theresa: I won't
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Singer: You are
zombie charity: Ugh!
Kay: I hope it hurts. I hope it kills you.
Zombie charity: You have made one big mistake, kay. I'm going to make you pay. You're not rid of me. I'll be back. And when that happens, it's not just miguel's life on the line. It's yours.
Kay: Miguel? Miguel, wake up. Miguel? Oh, thank God you're all right.
Miguel: What happened?
Kay: Miguel, it was all my fault --
father lonigan: Kay, i don't think miguel remembers.
Miguel: Father lonigan, what's going on? What don't i remember?
Father lonigan: You were distraught about theresa, completely overwrought. You were so emotionally exhausted, you fell asleep.
Miguel: Oh. You're right. I don't remember. Where's charity?
Father lonigan: She had to go take care of something.
Miguel: She's been really great with all this horrible stuff that's been happening to theresa. I don't know how i'd get through it without her.
Kay: Father lonigan, we have to tell him the truth. The zombie's not finished yet. She's going to come back.
Father lonigan: You could be right. I'm sensing that demon is more determined than ever. Things are only going to get worse unless that demon is stopped.
Zombie charity: No one does this to me. I'm going to destroy them all. No one's safe in harmony. No one! Ugh!
Nick: No more tears, diana. I can't have a girl on my arm who's miserable. It's bad for my image.
Nick: Hey. Come on. We had a deal. You going to stick to it or not?
Sheridan: I will stick to it. Don't worry.
Nick: Good. Let's have some more champagne.
Brian: Diana? Diana?
Nick: What the hell's he doing?
Sheridan: It's brian. He's coming for me.
Nick: Damn. I'll deal with this.
Brian: You, turn the boat around. You're not going anywhere.
Nick: You're nuts, brian.
Brian: If you know what's good for you, nick, you're going to turn this boat around, or you're never going to see bermuda again.
Sheridan: Brian, don't.
Nick: Stan, take the boat back so we can get rid of this lunatic.
Sheridan: What are you doing here?
Brian: Diana, i know why you're doing this. I know that you love me and I know that you're only going with nick because you're trying to save me. You don't want me to race cars because you think that i'm going to wreck again and maybe even kill myself.
Sheridan: How did you --
brian: Forget about it. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not letting this happen.
Sheridan: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't love you. I'm leaving with nick because I want to be with him. Now, just get off this boat and let us go.
Ethan: Look, theresa, what is it?
Gwen: Theresa, you're in labor, aren't you?
Theresa: I'm fine.
Gwen: Ethan, she's having a contraction. Theresa, is this your first one?
Ethan: Or is it braxton-hicks like the last time?
Gwen: No, no, no. These are much stronger than when she went into false labor. Theresa, this isn't the first one, is it? Is this why you collapsed before you got to the helicopter?
Theresa: No. I'm not in labor.
Gwen: Damn it, theresa, please stop lying! Tell the truth for once in your life! Are you having contractions? Are you in labor?
Theresa: Yes, i'm in labor!
Tabitha: Oh, there must be some way i can help timmy.
Head: It's out of your hands, tabitha. There is nothing you can do.
Tabitha: Timmy? Can you hear me?
tabitha: Uh-oh. Zombie's back. Oh, oh. I can't let her see timmy. She mustn't find out where he is.
Tabitha: Hell's bells. What happened to you? Fall into the barbecue pit?
Zombie charity: Not funny, tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, I'm sorry. I was just curious. I thought you were busy seducing miguel.
Zombie charity: I was. That is until kay and the meddling priest stopped me. I've had it. No more. I'm going to put an end to all of this. Everybody's going to pay.
zombie charity: What in the name of hades is that?
Tabitha: Nothing. This is nothing at all.
Julian: So you'll tell us where the wizard is for a fee?
Man: That's right, big foot.
Julian: What do you propose we pay you with, fairy dust or magic slippers?
Man: What's his problem?
Timmy: Don't mind julian. So you'll tell timmy how to find the wizard?
Man: Not for free, buddy.
Timmy: Well, timmy doesn't have much.
Man: That'll do. Now, here's the deal. There's only one way to see the wizard. One way.
Brian: Diana, you don't mean that. I know you love me.
Sheridan: I've made my decision. Just please leave me alone.
Nick: You heard the lady, brian.
Brian: I don't believe you. You look me in the eye and you tell me you don't care. What about the titanic? What about the life we had then? Our children?
Nick: Titanic? What is this, some kind of joke?
Brian: We loved each other then just as much as we love each other n. Now, you look me in the eye and you tell me that's not true.
Sheridan: I don't love you. I want to be with nick.
Brian: I know you want to be with nick, but you don't have to be with nick. I will take care of your gambling debt. Don't worry about it.
Nick: You know, brian, you like to blow a lot of hot air. How you going to come up with the money?
Sheridan: Nick's right. You can'T. So just forget about it and forget about me.
Brian: No, never. I will love you until the day that i die, and I know you feel the same way about me. I n't believe you. You look in my eye and you tell me that you don't care. You tell me that you don't want to spend the rest of your life with me. You tell me that every moment that we spent together is a lie. You tell me that, and then i'll leave you alone.
Sheridan: I do love you. I never stopped loving you, and I only wanted to be with you.
Theresa: Help me!
Ethan: Theresa, how long? How long have you been having contractions?
Theresa: A while, ethan. Since before we came to the cabin.
Ethan: Oh, God. Why didn't you say something?
Gwen: Theresa, how far apart are they? Have you timed them?
Theresa: No, no, no. But they're close!
Gwen: Ok, ok. We don't have a lot time.
Ethan: Theresa, why did you lie to me? Why didn't you tell me you were going into labor?
Theresa: Because I wanted to be with you, ethan. I was afraid -- I was afraid that if you knew i was going into labor, you'd take me back + to the hospital. And I wanted us to be together, ethan. I wanted us to be together.
Gwen: Oh, my God. Not only are you a pathological liar but you're crazy, too! Because of this idiocy, you have just signed your baby's death warrant -- and your own, theresa!
zombie charity: Tabitha, I asked you a question. What is that?
Tabitha: Oh, oh, it's nothing important. Just an old musical scroll.
Zombie charity: Well, shut it up! It's giving me a headache.
zombie charity: Ah. My night is ruined. I almost had miguel. We were this close to finally doing it. And then kay threw holy water on me.
tabitha: Ooh, i know how that smarts.
Zombie charity: Yeah. Well, they may have stopped me tonight, but that is the last time! Their prayers and their holy water cannot help them ever again. I'm going to have push-push with miguel, and then he's going to die. And there is nobody who's going to stop me.
Miguel: I should go to the hospital and check in with my mother about theresa.
Kay: Um --
father lonigan: Miguel, please, tell your mother she's in my prayers. We're all praying for theresa. Your whole family, in fact.
Miguel: Thank you, father. I'll tell her. See you later, kay.
Kay: Yeah, ok. Father lonigan, why did you stop me? Zombie charity is going to try to kill him. We have to warn him.
Father lonigan: Kay, he would never believe you. Miguel doesn't remember anything that happened. He was under the spell of the demon.
Kay: You're right. He wouldn't believe me, would he?
Father lonigan: I'm afraid you'll only push him further into the demon's arms.
Kay: But what are we going to do, father?
Father lonigan: We must continue to pray and hope someone is out there who can help, someone else who can put a stop to zombie charity.
Julian: I can't believe I'm doing this!
Timmy: The munchkin said this is the only way timmy could see the wizard.
Julian: Yes, but why do i have to do it, too?
Timmy: The munchkin said so. Please, julian, timmy will do anything if it'll help him --
julian: Get demon's horn for the spell timmy needs to thaw charity from a block of ice.
Timmy: Then julian will go with timmy to see the wizard?
Julian: Since I can't afford to let you out of my sight, I'll go along with this lunacy.
Timmy: Well, timmy and julian should go now.
Julian: Oh, egads. Thank goodness we're in munchkinland where -- where no one knows me.
Timmy: We're off to see the wizard.
Brian: I love you, diana.
Sheridan: I love you, brian.
Nick: Why do i get the feeling you're behind this?
Liz: I overheard you and diana talking. I heard her tell you that she still loves brian and she was only leaving with you to protect him.
Nick: I thought you were smarter than this, liz. You had a chance. You could've had brian, and you blew it.
Liz: I didn't like seeing him hurt. But I guess that's what you do when you really love someone. You do what's best for them.
Nick: Yeah. We'll see.
Sheridan: I am so glad you came after me. I hated having to pretend. I am so sorry for saying the things i did. I didn't mean them.
Brian: I know, diana. I know.
Sheridan: I can't imagine spending my life without you.
Nick: Well, you may not have to imagine it. You still owe me a bundle, baby. You made a deal, and you're not backing out.
Brian: Let go of her, nick.
Nick: She's coming with me, brian.
Brian: Over my dead body.
Nick: That would be my pleasure.
Gwen: Theresa, take short breaths. Quick, short pants, like a dog. Like a dog.
gwen: That's going to help you through the pain. You can squeeze my hand if you want to.
gwen: I can't believe you would risk your life like this and the life of your baby. I hope we can get you to the hospital.
theresa: Oh, God --
ethan: The wind blew down a tree. It's blocked the main road.
Gwen: There's no way out of here, is there?
Ethan: No, we're stuck.
Gwen: There's got to be somebody we can call --
theresa: Oh, my God! It's coming! I can feel the baby! It's coming!
Gwen: Ethan -- ethan, it's too late. If we don't get her to a hospital before she delivers this baby, she is going to die.