(may have missed the beginning, not sure, looks like my local station re-showed Days of Our lives for the first few minutes...)
Gwen: This is all your fault, not ethan'S.
Theresa: To keep on arguing like this is ridiculous. Ok, he -- he has made his choice, he's staying with me, so get out!
Gwen: Why would ethan throw his whole life away on a cheap tramp like you who's done nothing but lie and cheat -- you are so delusional, it's pathetic. She's hurt him so much already. There's got to be a way to keep her from destroying him completely.
Rebecca: Gwen, it's me.
Gwen: Mother, it's -- this really isn't a good time.
Rebecca: Well, that's just because you haven't heard. Guess who the number one fugitive in the country is as we speak?
Gwen: Yeah, I already know about theresa, and i also know that ethan helped her escape.
Rebecca: Oh, poopie. I wanted to be the first one to tell you. Oh, but I bet I know something that you don't.
Gwen: What's that?
Rebecca: It seems that theresa has developed a very serious prenatal condition, one that could kill mother and baby in childbirth.
Gwen: You've got to be kidding me.
Rebecca: No, it's true. See? You don't know everything. So the way i see it, theresa has three options -- a, she can be shot by the police in a shootout because she's a wanted criminal, b, she can be taken ba to prison where she will be executed by lethal injection, or, c, she's going to die the minute she goes into labor and delivers the baby. So theresa is as good as dead. What do you think about that?
Theresa: This can't be happening. I can't go into labor now. I have to wait till I get away with ethan first. Please, God, don't let this baby come out.
singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life
gwen: You me theresa could actually die from some prenatal medical condition?
Rebecca: That's right.
Gwen: I -- i really don't believe you. I think you're making this up.
Rebecca: That's the beauty of it. I didn't have to. Eve russell says that theresa developed this prenatal condition called preeclampsia, and apparently it can be lethal to mother and child if the baby isn't delivered with great care. And since theresa is on the run God knows where, i'm sure there's not some great obstetrics team there to treat her.
Rebecca: What, that's all you have to say? Theresa could go into labor any minute. Maybe she already has. I mean, what did i tell you? Everything would work out for the best.
Gwen: Mother, that's such a horrible thing to say.
Rebecca: Gwen, I'm just telling it like it is. Oh, and you should see everybody here at the hospital running around like chickens with their heads cut off, all in a panic. But they are never going to find theresa in time. She's never going to know the danger that she's in.
Gwen: I know where theresa is. I'm here with her and ethan right now.
theresa: I can't give in to the pain. I can't go into labor until ethan and I are safely away together. Oh, God. Oh, dear God. Oh, dear God, please help me get through this. Water. Maybe some water --
ethan: Theresa, what's wrong?
Theresa: Oh, ethan, i'll be all right.
Ethan: What -- what are you talking about? Theresa, you're in labor.
Nick: Let me go or i'll shoot.
Brian: You had no right to lay a finger on her.
Nick: Well, she didn't seem to mind.
Sheridan: Stop it! Both of you, stop it!
Liz: What in the blazes is going on here?
Sheridan: Stop it, brian! Leavhim alone! You've got it all wrong. I want to be with him.
Father lonigan: I don't blame you for being worried about miguel's future.
Kay: It's a little bit more immediate than that, father. He's going to die tonight if i don't do something.
Father lonigan: Why don't you tell me the whole story from the beginning. How did you get involved with evil again?
Kay: Father, if i tell you, will you promise not to tell anyone else where the evil came from?
Father lonigan: Yours will not be the only confidence i am keeping against my better judgment. Tell me how it happened, kay.
Kay: Ok. Well, at first, I was -- i was really, really good. I mean, honestly i was. But then i just couldn't stand to see miguel with charity anymore because she never deserved him half as much as i did.
Father lonigan: How did you take matters into your own hands?
Kay: I found this book.
Kay: "Spells of pain." What's this? It was a book of spells or charms or something. You say them out loud, and they make things happen. "Beware, the dark ones know thee for his kind. 'Twill ride thee as a large, black cat." That's weird. Whoa!
Father lonigan: Spells can do a lot of damage in the wrong hands.
Kay: Yeah, well, now you tell me. Anyway, I found this one that looked like it was perfect. It would get rid of charity just long enough for me to get miguel.
Father lonigan: And you used it.
Kay: Yes. "Shooting stars and moonbeams show me the way. Give me a sign and don't delay."
Kay: It's still blank. Why isn't anything happening? I've got to find the right spell to break up miguel and charity. "Bad cousin, good cousin, naughty and nice the former prevail but the latterurn to ice." How was I supposed to know that it was going to stash my cousin away in ice and create a zombie that looked just like her?
Charity: Five, four, three, two, one.
kay: Charity, is that you?
Father lonigan: That's why you were talking about zombies before.
Kay: Yeah, and you know what? To be real honest with you, at first it wasn't so bad. The zombie charity did everything that I told her to.
Miguel: All right, you haven't been acting like yourself for a while now.
Zombie charity: Well,
excuse me if i'm tired of this prim and proper routine. It is boring. Oh, like you, miguel.
Miguel: Charity, why are you acting like this? It's like you're a totally different person.
Kay: She was mean to miguel, and he started spending a lot of time with me.
Father lonigan: And?
Kay: I don't know. One day she just turned on me, and she said she'd only been going along for kicks and that she was in charge now and I'd better realize that.
Zombie charity: You've been trying to make me disappear for weeks now. Maybe it's time I returned the favor.
kay: And then she said she was going to start doing terrible things to everyone in harmony, starting with miguel.
Father lonigan: You said his life was in danger if he spent time with her alone. Exactly what does she plan to do to hurt him?
Kay: I don't know how to tell you this, father. Um -- her plan is -- her plan is to get him to make love to her. And -- and he doesn't know this, but once he does that he's going to die because he was intimate with a demon.
Father lonigan: This is very serious.
Kay: That's what I've been trying to tell you, father. I've got to do something to save miguel, but I don't know how i can because the zombie is so determined.
Father lonigan: There is only one thing to do, my child.
Kay: Father, please don't tell me to pray, ok, because we don't have enough time.
Father lonigan: It's the only ammunition you have against such evil. Pray with me, kay. You must have faith. It is the only hope you have to save miguel. Heavenly father, hear our prayers. Purge this evil from harmony. Help miguel. Keep him safe from all harm.
Miguel: What are we doing here?
Zombie charity: Oh, my gosh. I didn't realize that we'd wandered into a cemetery.
Miguel: Well, don't worry about it. I don't think we're that far in.
Zombie charity: Oh. Do we have to go?
Miguel: You're not too spooked out by all the graves?
Zombie charity: No. For some reason, i'm not. It's so quiet and peaceful here, really. I mean, just the two of us.
Miguel: You know, maybe I should check in with the hospital, see how theresa's holding up.
Zombie charity: Well, don't you think that your mom and your brother are with her?
Miguel: Probably. I can't imagine them leaving her alone for a minute.
Zombie charity: Miguel, I just think you should take some time off from all of that. You know you can talk to theresa in the morning after you've had some rest.
Miguel: Maybe you're right.
Zombie charity: You're just -- you're not going to be any good to her like this. You need to take some time for yourself and just spend that time with somebody who cares.
Miguel: I know i'd rather be with you than with anyone else right now.
Zombie charity: I felt the same way when my mother died. I really didn't want to be around anybody, but I felt comfortable being around you, miguel, and I really just want to be that kind of support to you right now.
Miguel: You are. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Zombie charity: Really? Because with everything that's happened with us lately, sometimes I worry that you don't love me like you used to.
Miguel: Of course I do. Even more.
Zombie charity: Then show me, miguel. Show me how much you love me.
Ethan: Are you ok? Are you having contractions?
Theresa: No, no. No, no, no, silly. I'm fine. I just -- I knocked this glass on the table, and I'm -- let me just pick up the pieces.
Ethan: No, no, no, no, no. Look, just -- sit down, all right? I'll clean this up.
Theresa: Ok. Ethan, have you made the arrangements for us to leave yet?
Ethan: Yeah, the helicopter's on its way.
Theresa: Oh, great.
Ethan: Look, not that you have any say-so in the matter, but let's hope you can hold off having the baby until we get you someplace where the police can't find you.
Theresa: Don't worry, ethan. The baby won't come out until the time is right. He knows that we have to wait. We have to wait.
Rebecca: What do you mean you're with ethan and theresa? Where?
Gwen: I won't tell you unless you promise me that you won't tell anyone. I can't betray ethan's confidence.
Rebecca: I won't tell a soul, I swear. How on earth did you find them?
Gwen: Ethan called me. He didn't mean to tell me, but I figured it out from something he said.
Rebecca: That's my girl.
Gwen: Anyway, I just got in my car, and i drove, and I ended up where i thought they might be -- at the crane cabin.
Rebecca: The one in the mountains?
Gwen: Right. And ever since i got here, I've been trying to persuade ethan to forget about all this craziness. He could lose so much by helping theresa.
Rebecca: Well, were you at least able to convince him of that?
Gwen: No. She has him wrapped around her little finger.
Rebecca: How dare she. I mean, isn't she at all concerned about how this is going to affect his life?
Gwen: She says she does, but her actions give her away. You know, the only thing that theresa has ever cared about is theresa.
Rebecca: I couldn't agree with you more.
Gwen: I mean, it's bad enough that she went and she killed julian, but now she has to drag ethan into this mess.
Rebecca: Yes, well, that girl is a piece of work, but she's going to be out of your hair soon enough.
Gwen: Well, maybe not if i can get her to a hospital and let the doctors know about her condition.
Rebecca: You can't do that. This fortuitous opportunity has just fallen in your lap. Don't tell theresa anything. Go ahead and let her think she's going to have an easy labor and delivery.
Gwen: But you just said that she and her baby could die if she doesn't get the proper medical care.
Rebecca: And that's a good thing, gwennie.
Miguel: Um --
zombie charity: Hmm?
Miguel: Kind of feels like it's going to rain. Maybe we should get ourselves someplace dry.
Zombie charity: Do we have to? I kind of like the rain.
Miguel: You never stop surprising me.
Zombie charity: Is that good or is that bad?
Miguel: How can you even ask? Everything about you is good.
Zombie charity: Ah. Then why don't you want to keep kissing me?
Miguel: I do. It's just i can't stop thinking about my sister. I don't know what I'd do if theresa was executed. Mama would fall apart.
Zombie charity: Miguel, you'd be there for your mom, and so would i.
Miguel: It just can't happen. You know, that's all. It just can'T.
Zombie charity: That's it. It's time I took matters into my own hands.
miguel: What's going on?
Zombie charity: What do you mean?
Miguel: It's so hot and humid all of a sudden. And those drums in the distance --
zombie charity: I don't hear anything.
Miguel: Yoyou are so beautiful.
Zombie charity: Miguel, now is not a time to be thinking about me. Your sister's in trouble.
Miguel: My sister?
Zombie charity: Looks like my spell's working.
Miguel: What spell?
Zombie charity: Miguel, I want you to make love to me here, tonight, now.
Sheridan: You had no right barging in here like that. I came to be with nick alone.
Brian: What are you talking about? You know this guy's a sleaze. I'm trying to protect you.
Sheridan: Did it ever dawn on you that I can make my own decisions, that I don't always need your help?
Brian: He had his hands all over you, diana.
Sheridan: Like nick said, did you hear me complaining?
Brian: No, but --
sheridan: You know, you're making this very awkward for all of us. Do i really have to spell it out for you as to what's going on here?
Brian: Yeah, I guess you do.
Sheridan: All right. You asked for it. Nick can offer me a lot more than you can.
Sheridan: For starters, he remembers me from before i had amnesia.
Brian: Yeah, so he claims.
Sheridan: Well, I believe him. But even if I didn't, he can give me a lot more of what i want for myself than you ever can. Happy, liz? I guess your instincts were right about me all along, huh?
Brian: So exactly what is it that you think that he can give you that i can't, huh?
Sheridan: Where should i begin? Money, travel, nice clothes, jewelry -- anything I want. Right, nick?
Nick: Anything your heart desires, honey.
Sheridan: You know, I realized how much I like nice things at the casino in bermuda. You understand that, brian. You even told me yourself how exciting it was when you used to live the high life.
Brian: Yeah, until I realized that there was more to being happy than money.
Sheridan: Well, maybe I will feel that way, too, someday. But for now, i can't think of anything else i want more. And who knows why I have expensive tastes? Maybe I was rich in my old life the way nick seems to remember. But the bottom line is, whether I was rich or not, nick can offer me the kind of lifestyle that I want now. That's why i'm leaving here. I'm leaving with nick.
Ethan: It's just that as soon as the chopper gets here, you know, we can leave right away. The sooner, the better.
Theresa: What about the helicopter in this wind?
Ethan: Well, if it doesn't get any stronger, we'll be fine.
Theresa: You're risking your life to save mine, ethan.
Ethan: Theresa, look, I'll never let you die -- not for something I know you didn't do.
Ethan: Gwen, I was just going to look for you.
Gwen: Why? What's going on?
Ethan: Theresa and I are all set to go. The chopper's on its way, and I think it'd be a good idea if you weren't here. You know, that way you can't be implicated later if it comes to that.
Gwen: Ethan,'m begging you to reconsider. It's not too late to take theresa back to the hospital.
Ethan: Gwen, we can't go back. You know, they'll throw theresa in jail. And then once she delivers the baby, they'll execute her. I can't let her die.
Gwen: She'll die if you don't take her back to the hospital.
Ethan: What's that supposed to mean?
Theresa: She's just saying anything in an effort to stall us, ethan.
Gwen: No, no, that's not true. That's not it. Apparently something's gone terribly wrong with theresa's pregnancy. And if you don't get her back to the hospital before she delivers, she and her baby could die.
Theresa: How would you know anything about it, gwen?
Gwen: I just do. Dr. Russell got theresa's test results back, and she has a condition called preeclampsia. Apparently it's very serious, and if she doesn't get the proper medical care before she goes into labor, she anher baby could die.
Ethan: And you knew about this when you got here?
Gwen: No, no, I just heard. My mother called me when i was in the bedroom. She's at the hospital.
Theresa: No, she's lying. She's just trying to get you to take me back there so i'll be put to death. You want to get rid of me for good.
Gwen: Damn it, theresa, if i wanted you to die, I would've kept my mouth shut. I'm trying to keep you alive.
Theresa: No. See, that -- that doesn't make any sense.
Ethan: Look, just --
theresa: No, it can't be true.
Ethan: Will you both stop, all right? I need to think. All right, are you sure about this?
Gwen: Yeah, my mother swore it was true. They're all at the hospital in a panic trying to find theresa so that they can warn her before she goes into labor -- before it's too late.
Theresa's voice: I am not in labor. I'm not.
zombie charity: Don't fight it, miguel. You know you want me.
Miguel: Yes. Yes, i want you.
Father lonigan: We implore you to keep those we love safe, o lord. Give them the strength to do battle against the forces of evil.
kay: Do you hear that, father? It's zombie charity letting me know she's winning. She has miguel, and he's going to die tonight!
Father lonigan: You must ignore her. It's only a ploy to break your concentration, stop you from praying.
Kay: Father, how am i supposed to keep praying when i know what's going on this very second?
Father lonigan: You must, kay. You must summon all the strength you have within you to fight the demon without. You must pray.
Kay: Dear heavenly father, please don't let anything happen -- please don't let anything happen to miguel tonight.
kay: I can'T. It's not working.
Father lonigan: Fight it, child. It's the only weapon you have. If you want to save miguel, you must pray.
Kay: Oh --
brian: I don't believe one word out of your mouth. What did he do to get you to talk this way?
Sheridan: Not a thing. Look, is it so hard for you to understand that i can make up my own mind? Look, I appreciate everything that you have done for me, but it's over now and it's time to move on.
Brian: This isn't you. I know you, diana. We've been through too much together.
Sheridan: Look, don't take it so personally. I really liked you a lot. In fact, i even thought I was falling in love with you for a minute. But you got to admit, we really don't know each other that well. You saw what you wanted to see in me. But you know what? This is the real me.
Brian: I don't believe you. I don't believe you any more than i believe that you want to end up with this jerk.
Sherid: Excuse me, but have you looked around here lately? No offense, liz, but what woman in her right mind would actually choose to wait on tables in some old, broken-down hotel on some pathetic little island that no one's even ever heard of? Not to mention stay with some guy who can't even afford to fix his old boat.
Brian: That's not what you were saying a few hours ago.
Sheridan: Because I needed you then. What was i going to do, tell you how i really felt and bite the hand that's been feeding me? Come on. I'm not that stupid. Look, you know, we had a few laughs. Nobody got hurt. Now it's just time to move on.
Brian: I don't believe this.
Sheridan: Well, you know what? You better work on that because it's happening. It's over, and i want to be with nick.
kay and father lonigan: Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death --
kay: Father, what's the use? Can't you hear that? Zombie charity is winning.
Father lonigan: You mustn't give up, child. The only way to fight evil is with goodness.
Kay: That's exactly how i'm going to save miguel.
Father lonigan: I was referring to the power of prayer.
Kay: I wasn't. If this doesn't save miguel, nothing will.
Zombie charity: I want you, miguel.
Miguel: Yes. Yes.
zombie charity: What's wrong?
Miguel: Father lonigan?
Zombie charity: What are you talking about? I don't hear anything.
Miguel: I can hear him. Father, where are you? I can hear you, but I can't make out what you're saying.
Zombie charity's voice: Give me a bleeding break.
Gwen: As God is my witness, ethan, i'm telling the truth. You have to get theresa to the hospital before she goes into labor.
Theresa: Don't listen to her, ethan. Ok, she is only making up this nasty story to keep you from helping me escape, ok? You can't take me back to harmony. They will throw me in jail where i will be put to death once i deliver my baby.
Gwen: Theresa, what do i have to do to get it through to you? You and your baby will die if you don't go back. I hate your lying and your scheming and I definitely hate the way you've hurt ethan, but I'm not spiteful enough to want you or your baby dead. I'm trying to help you out here, theresa.
Theresa: Well, save your breath, then, gwen, because I'm not even close to going into labor. And I'm not going to have my baby until ethan and I are far away from here, someplace safe. And if need be, I will find a hospital there.
Gwen: Do you really want to take that chance with your baby?
Theresa: I think I know my own body better than you do, gwen. My baby and I are going to be fine. Thank you.
Gwen: Ethan, please -- please, talk to my mother or dr. Russell, and you'll know that i'm not lying. I'm telling the truth. Here. Call the hospital.
Kay: I don't even know where i'm going. Where would a zombie take a guy to seduce him, anyway? Please let me find them before it's too late.
Miguel: Father lonigan, where are you? I can hear your voice, but I can't understand what you're saying.
Zombie charity's voice: Nobody is getting in my way, especially that damn priest.
Zombie charity: You're just imagining things, miguel. Concentrate on the rhythm of the drums.
Miguel: But father lonigan --
miguel: What's happening?
Zombie charity: Don't fight it, miguel. Just make love to me.
Sheridan: Well, if you'll excuse us, nick and I have plans to make. What?
Brian: I guess I was wrong. I guess I never knew you at all.
Sheridan: Guess you didn't.
Nick: You heard the lady, brian. We'd like some privacy now.
Nick: Brilliant performance, diana. Or were you ready to give him the old heave-ho?
Sheridan: No, I love him. I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him.
Nick: Look, do we have a deal? By dumping him and hooking up with me, everyone comes out ok -- especially lover boy.
Sheridan: Please forgive me, brian. It's the only way I knew to save your life.
Ethan: Why did you do that?
Theresa: Because if you make that call, it could be traced. The authorities could figure out where we are, and we'll get caught before we can get away.
Gwen: Theresa, that was a pointless, childish thing to do. Ethan has his own phone.
Theresa: Ethan, please --
ethan: What if gwen is telling the truth about this prenatal medical condition?
Theresa: She's not. Ok, I would know if there was something wrong with my pregnancy. And all of the time I was in the hospital, dr. Russell, she never said a word.
Gwen: She didn't know about it yet.
Theresa: I don't believe you, gwen. Ok, and even if it'srue, I will take care of it when ethan and I get where we're going. She wants you back, and that's what this is about.
Gwen: How dare you accuse me of lying when it's your lies that got us all in this mess to begin with. You don't give a damn about ethan or what happens to him. You are the most selfish person i have ever met!
Theresa: You see? She hates me, and she will say anything to turn you against me.
Gwen: Ethan, who are you going to believe -- me or someone who's lied to you from the day you met her?
theresa: It's the helicopter! We need to go!
Gwen: Ethan, please don't do this. You are going to be so sorry.
Theresa: If you take me to harmony, they're going to kill me.
Ethan: I'm sorry, gwen. Theresa is right. No, look -- if we go back to the hospital, the police will put her in custody and they'll execute her. We got to take this chance. I better go signal the pilot, let him know where he can set down.
Gwen: You are making such a huge mistake, theresa. You and your baby -- you will die.
Theresa: No, we won't. I'm going to have my baby and ethan, and nothing is going to stop me from having a life with him, gwen. Nothing.
Gwen: God help you, theresa. God help you.
Theresa: Oh, God, please, keep me from having my baby too soon.