Passions Transcript Friday 5/17/02
Tabitha: Zombie blondie is so mean, she'll annihilate everyone at this party.
Kay: Please stop. You're killing my mom.
Zombie charity: Look on the bright side -- you'll never have to eat another tomato soup cake.
Kay: I'm begging you, don't do this.
Zombie charity: Ok, promise me that you'll never tell miguel that i'm a zombie and I'll let the casserole queen live to bake another day. Of course, miguel will die once we make hot monkey love tonight, but you can't win them all, kay.
Grace: Eve, what's wrong with me?
Eve: I don't know, honey. Your symptoms don't make any sense.
John: Mom, what's happened?
Tabitha: Lighten up, johnny boy. You're not the fruit of gracie's loins. A fact that a certain zombie may reveal tonight.
Grace: Oh, the pain! Help me!
Father lonigan: There's nothing you can do, dr. Russell. Evil has returned to harmony and attacked grace. We must all pray to rid this innocent woman of the evil that holds her in its grip. Oh, divine eternal father, I beg you to destroy the power of your greatest enemy, the evil spirits.
Zombie charity: Father buttinsky just upped the ante. It's do-or-die time, kay. Who's it going to be, your little mom or miguel?
Sheridan: I am so glad that gambling is legal in bermuda. I mean, I may actually win enough money to buy that navigation system for the boat brian's restoring.
Stan: I told you when i brought you here luck could be on your side.
Sheridan: You know, I so appreciate you helping me, a total stranger.
Stan: Anything for a pretty lady in need.
Stan's voice: And you'll be in need when my boss, nick, gets ahold of you and brian. Both of you will be in a world of hurt.
Brian: Save your threats, nick. I don't owe you a dime.
Nick: You ruined a plan of mine using workers' retirement funds, a scam that would've made me a fortune.
Brian: Yeah, well, you know what, I wasn't going to let you take advantage of those people.
Nick: You did what you had to do, right, brian?
Brian: Yeah, that's right, nick.
Nick: Yeah, knowing everything a person does in life comes with a price.
Nick: And if we don't come to an agreement, the price you'll pay for screwing me out of my money will be your life.
Sam: The men I sent over to the crane estate should be back soon.
Luis: Just wish I we knew for sure that they didn't find anything.
Sam: I'm sorry, luis, I didn't want any leaks going out to the media one way or the other. I mean, you know how they monitor police bands, even cell phone calls.
Luis: I still can't believe this is happening.
Ethan: I don't believe it, either.
Luis: My sister confessing to julian's murder, saying she left the gun she shot him with at the crane estate, telling us where to find it? Damn it, sam, my sister didn't kill anybody, not even a lowlife scum like julian crane.
Sam: Look, I've known theresa her whole life. I can't imagine her hurting a fly. But at this point, i have to take her confession at face value. And if my men found the gun where theresa said she hid it and there's gunpowder residue on her gloves, theresa could be tried, convicted for murder. And possibly sentenced to death.
Whitney: You said you were going to tell me why you confessed to julian's murder.
Whitney: Thank God. I knew that you didn't kill him, theresa. So who are you protecting? Who really killed julian crane?
Theresa: I'm so glad I have someone to confide in. I want to tell you everything.
Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life
T.C.: Sweetheart, is there anything i can do?
Eve: Get grace a glass of water.
Chad: I'll get it.
Kay: Ok. I won't tell miguel that you're an evil succubus that he'll die from sleeping with. Please, just let my mom live.
Zombie charity: I knew you'd come around. But i'm having so much fun torturing her that i just kind of want to watch you suffer a little bit more. Hmm, hmm. Yeah.
Kay: Please stop.
Simone: Oh, my God, mom.
Eve: Grace is burning up!
Reese: You could say that again. Mrs. Bennett smells like a barbecue.
Simone: Mom, what is happening?
Eve: I have no idea.
Kay: You said you weren't going to kill my mom.
Zombie charity: I'm evil. I lied.
Brian: I wasn't intimidated when you threatened me for not going through with your scam before and i'm not intimidated now. So why don't you get over it. I don't owe you anything.
Nick: You always were an idealist.
Brian: Yeah, because i believed that you were out to help people, and that's what you told me. But you lied, didn't you, nick?
Nick: I was going to make you rich. It's my way of looking out for you.
Brian: Your way of looking out for me? What, like you're looking out for me now, telling me i could lose my life? Well, let me tell you something, nick, I'm not going to lose anything. There's nothing you could take away from me.
Nick's voice: I can take something away from you, brian -- the most precious thing in the world to you.
Whitney: So, you said that you were going to tell me everything.
Theresa: You remember when you came to tell me about charity's premonition? How upset I was after seeing father lonigan?
Whitney: Yeah. You said something about it being all your fault.
Theresa: That's right. All of this was my fault. I had no choice. That's what you have to understand, whitney, I had no choice.
Whitney: You mean -- you mean, confessing to julian's murder?
Ethan: Yeah, I hated him enough to kill him. I'd die for someone I love. I'd do anything for the woman i love.
Whitney: You're still not making any sense. What did you mean when you said that it was all your fault?
Theresa: Julian wouldn't be dead if it weren't for me.
Whitney: Why not? What is really going on here, theresa? Who are you covering for?
theresa: Ok. The truth.
officer: Chief bennett said you should eat something, keep up your strength.
Theresa: Thank you.
Whitney: Come on, theresa, tell me the truth so i don't have to worry about you anymore.
Whitney: You know, I actually thought that I would be visiting you in a cell like this for the next 60 years. Or worse yet, visiting your gravesite. But now everything's going to be ok because you're going to tell the truth and the person who really killed julian cranes going to be brought to justice.
Guard: Meal time.
Ethan: Say something?
Guard: Yeah, crappy birthday, winthrop. You're 80 years old today.
Ethan: Only 80?
Guard: Yeah, time flies when you're having fun. So tell me, was it worth doing the time for doing the crime of killing julian crane?
Ethan: Leave me alone.
Ethan: Yes. It was worth killing julian for you, theresa.
Whitney: Out with it. Theresa, tell me who really killed julian crane so you don't suffer for a crime that you didn't commit.
Warden: As warden of this prison, it is my duty to administer justice. And for committing the crime of murder in the first degree, the state has sentenced you, ethan winthrop, to death by lethal injection.
Ethan: No! No!
Whitney: What is it? What's wrong?
Theresa: It's not going to happen.
Whitney: What are you saying?
Theresa: I'm saying that i won't recant my confession, whitney. I am guilty of murder. I killed julian crane.
[Zombie charity hums]
kay: If you don't keep your promise not to kill my mom, then i swear i'm going to go tell miguel right this red-hot second.
Zombie charity: Speaking of red-hot -- doo, doo, doo.
Kay: Please stop. I'm not kidding.
Zombie charity: Ok. Ok, ok. I'll find another way to have fun.
Zombie charity: Hmm.
Grace: I -- i'm fine. It's like nothing happened.
Eve: I've never seen anything like this in my life.
John: Thank God you're all right, mom. I was so worried about you.
Chad: Is she ok now?
Simone: Yeah, I mean, it's a miracle.
Father lonigan: No, simone, evil has left grace's body, but I still feel it nearby.
Kay: I'm going to go make sure my mom's all right.
Zombie charity: Not so fast, cuz. I want you to rid of that pesky priest. Get him away from me. I don't want to hear any of his evil-evil crud right now.
Kay: You just tried to kill my mom, and now you're asking me for a favor?
Zombie charity: This is not a favor, kay. This is an order. Either you get rid of father lonigan or I get rid of your entire family.
Kay: Ok. Y are hershey's new, rich,dark and extra creamy kisses
Kay: Mom, are you all right?
Grace: Yeah. I'm -- i'm fine, thanks. Mystified, but fine.
Eve: Grace, i think we should go to the hospital and run some tests.
Grace: Oh, eve, you know, I really appreciate that, but if what father lonigan said is right and i was in the grips of evil, then tests are going to be pointless. And you know what, besides, I just want to stay and enjoy charity's party.
Jessica: I don't know, what do you think, father lonigan? I mean, is it safe for mom to stay here?
Father lonigan: I sense that the immediate threat of evil has passed. But I still feel some dark force is present here.
Reese's voice: Funny -- I don't see tabitha.
Kay: Father lonigan, you look like you're pretty exhausted from what just happened, as well. Why don't I get you some food so you can keep your energy, too?
Father lonigan: Well, thank you, kay. I would like that.
Kay: You're quite welcome.
Chad: Hey, mrs. Bennett.
Chad: Listen, I just wanted to thank you for letting me d.J. Your niece's big 1-8. Got a lot of good music lined up for tonight. I may actually even playing some of my own original stuff.
Grace: Oh, great. Well, I can't wait to hear your stuff.
Chad: Thank you. All right!
T.C.: What is that drug-dealing punk doing here?
Eve: Honey, you can't rant about chad every time you see him.
Simone: Yeah, daddy, it's not nice.
T.C.: Oh, well, it wasn't nice when he drugged your sister's drink at the youth center, was it?
Eve: Honey, we don't have any proof that chad actually did that.
T.C.: Well, if it wasn't chad or one of his gang-banging friends, then who was it?
David's voice: Poor eve. She can't tell t.C. Ivy was responsible, that having a lackey drug whitney's soda was to send eve a message -- lie about john and grace's d.N.A. Test results or pay with her daughter future well-being.
Eve: I can't say what really happened, T.C., But no one else seems to think that chad had anything to do with drugging whitney. Now, honey, you're going to have to calm down or people are going to start to think that you're unbalanced.
T.C.: You're right, sweetheart, but I just get so steamed every time I see chad's face.
Eve: It's charity's 18th birthday, t.C. Please don't spoil it for her.
T.C.: All right, sweetheart, I will calm down for your sake. But I'm not going to forget seeing chad in whitney's bedroom that night. Only God knows what would've happened.
Zombie charity: Eve, eve, eve. So many lies, so many secrets. Will she ever tell t.C. The truth?
Tabitha: Not bloody likely.
Zombie charity: Exactly. Which is where you come in. You're about to jump-start this pathetic party right now by reading gracie and eve's tea leaves. Then, after you ruin both of their lives, you can trash pilar'S. Oh, I cannot wait to see the looks on those women's faces when they look in the tea leaves and see their lives and the lives of their families ruined, crashed, and burning.
Tabitha: Oh, you are one evil zombie.
Zombie charity: Is there any other kind?
Nick: We're playing a game. We're trying to work out a business deal here, that's all. I wasn't threatening you. No, it was just a figure of speech.
Brian: Well, I'll tell you what, let me tell you something about games, nick -- the man with the most resolve and confidence is the man that wins.
Nick: Well, you may think you're the man with the most resolve and confidence, brian, but right now you're the man trapped behind the eight ball. Be careful how you play this, brian. Actions have consequences. Sink that eight ball, your whole life will blow up in your face.
Sheridan: I can't believe what good luck i'm having.
Stan: It's amazing, all right.
Dealer: She's starting to win pretty big. You want me to cut her off?
Stan: No. It's the way the boss wants it. Our pretty lady and her boyfriend don't know it yet, but they're about to lose a lot more than money.
Stan: A lot more.
Whitney: Will you please just tell me the truth? You were so close and then you backed off. Why?
Theresa: I told you, I killed julian. I shot him at the cannery and then i rushed back to the crane estate and then i dumped the gun on the grounds.
Whitney: I've known you my whole life, theresa, and you couldn't kill anyone -- even julian.
Theresa: But I did.
Whitney: Will you stop saying that? You've got to recant your confession or you're going to die for a crime that you didn't commit. Murder, theresa. God, are you listening to me? You will die if you don't tell the truth! And for what? So you protect julian's killer? That's insane. And you'd be insane if you went through with that.
Theresa: What's done is done.
Whitney: Well, you need to undo it. If you don't do it for yourself, then at least do it for the people who love you. Your mother. Miguel? Luis, paloma? Even antonio and your father.
Whitney: If he does come back, you won't be here to see him. Please, theresa, don't sacrifice your life to protect someone else's. Just tell the truth. Admit that you didn't kill julian crane.
Singer: You are my passion for life
david: I -- i gather t.C. Still has it in for chad for supposedly drugging whitney's soda at the teen center.
Eve: If i tell him that ivy's responsible, i also have to tell him why.
David: Right, that ivy used your daughter to blackmail you into lying about the D.N.A. Test results.
Eve: And that will be the end of my life as I know it. Ivy will tell T.C. Things i've been trying to keep a secret for 20 years. I'll lose the love of my family, perhaps even my medical license.
David: Well, perhaps you should try and think about a way to tell T.C. That chad's innocent because by the look on t.C.'S face, I'd wager that chad's not long for this world.
Kay: What's the matter, father? Do you not like it?
Father lonigan: That's not it, my child. I cannot fathom why evil is at charity's birthday party.
Zombie charity: Get a move on, granny, it's showtime. Aunt grace?
Zombie charity: Kay told me you had some kind of a seizure. Are you ok?
Grace: Oh, sweetie, it's so nice of you to be concerned, but i'm fine now. In fact, i'm sorry i made a scene at your party. Oh, thanks.
Reese: Father lonigan thought evil was here.
Jessica: Yeah, well, I don't know, I didn't sense evil. But, you know, then again, after having our house cut down by demons, i'm not going to question father lonigan.
Simone: You got that right.
Zombie charity: Well, let's do something to get our minds off all of this evil talk. I know. Tabitha, i think it's time that you read aunt grace and T.C. And dr. Russell's tea leaves.
Grace: Oh, sweetie, you know, I really don't approve of these readings. But since it's your birthday and I already said i would, I guess it's ok.
Zombie charity: Great! Ok, tabitha, why don't you do the grownups first and then she can do us kids, right? Ok. You'd better make this good, witchy. Yes, i gave you some of your powers back so you can make this tea leaf reading really special.
Tabitha: I'll make it memorable, i promise.
Zombie charity: You'd better, or tim-tim's good as dead.
Zombie charity: Hey. Miguel, I'm so happy. I have everything I could ever want here. But most of all, I just want you.
Sheridan: You know, maybe I should quit while i'm ahead. I almost have enough money to buy that navigation system.
Stan: Almost. Not quite. Go on. Keep playing.
Sheridan: You know, I really think i should cash in before I lose any more.
Stan: What's one bad hand? Your luck will hold out. Go on. One more hand.
Sheridan: Ok, one more.
Stan: Bet big. Make up for the hand you lost.
Sheridan: I lost again.
Brian: Sometimes when a man's caught behind the eight ball, nick, it brings out the best in him.
Nick: Better bring out the money you owe me.
Brian: I don't owe you any money. You'd better just get over it, I'm broke. Can't get blood from a stone.
Nick: You'd be surprised what i could get from a stone, brian.
Tabitha: Now, i want you all to take a sip of your tea.
T.C.: All right. Now what?
Tabitha: Well, in honor of charity's birthday, I'm doing a new kind of tea leaf reading where the tea stays in the cup. All you have to do is look into the cup and you will see your own futures. Now, dr. Russell, why don't you go first.
Simone: Yeah, mom, be a trailblazer.
Eve: Ok, so all i have to do is just look in the cup?
Tabitha: Yes, look deep into the tea.
Tabitha's voice: And you'll see what a certain succubus wants you to see.
John: Ms. Lenox, i think your hand just glowed.
Reese: That's because she's a w--
jessica: Nope. Enough with the witchy woo-woo stuff, ok?
Tabitha: Sorry to disappoint you, ross, but my being aglow is just a little magic shop trick.
Tabitha's voice: So, zombie blondie did givme some of my powers back.
Simone: I don't see anything in my mom's cup.
Tabitha: Well, that's because your mother is the only one who can see her own future, dear. Now, come along, dr. Russell. Focus, concentrate. Do you see anything?
Eve: I -- i see what kind of looks like my own living room. Don't you walk away from me when i am talking you, young lady!
eve: No. It can't be!
Sheridan: I -- i can't believe I lost everything, even the $10 i started with. I should go.
Stan: Go? You're on a roll.
Sheridan: No, i was on a roll. Now it's over.
Stan: No, look, look, I spend a lot of time here. I know the rhythm of the game. I could tell you're set for another winning streak.
Sheridan: I don't have any money.
Stan: You could borrow money from the house and pay it back with your winnings.
Sheridan: Well, what if i lose?
Stan: Don't worry, you'll win. I can feel it. Here. Sign this and the house will lend you the money to carry on play.
Sheridan: I don't know.
Stan: You want to get that navigation system for your boyfriend's birthday, don't you?
Brian: I want to finish this stupid game, get on with my life.
Nick: You're going to lose.
Brian: Well, I don't think so.
Brian: Bye, nick. Time to get back to my date and finish our evening. Oh, and one more thing -- I didn't lose.
Nick: You did lose, brian. You lost big. You just don't know it yet.
Sam: Well, kirkman, did you find a gun at the crane estate or not?
Luis: He couldn't have.
Ethan: Yeah, because theresa didn't kill julian.
Ofc. Kirkman: Guys, I'm sorry.
Ethan: Oh, my God.
Luis: Damn it.
Ofc. Kirkman: It was there, exactly where theresa said it was.
Whitney: Please, theresa, there's still time to save you and your baby.
Theresa: My baby will be fine. My family will raise it.
Whitney: Will you stop talking like you're already on death row? Just recant the confession.
Theresa: I can'T. I killed julian and it's as simple as that.
Whitney: Well, you know what? I don't believe you. You're covering for someone.
Theresa: I'm not, whitney.
Whitney: Who is it? Your mother? What, luis?
Theresa: I told you, I killed julian.
Whitney: All right, fine. You know, if you're not going to tell me, then i'll just sit here and figure it out for myself. And when i do, i'm going to have chief bennett arrest the real person who killed julian crane.
Theresa: You can't do that. Eing a paramedic.
Father lonigan: Kay, have you had anything to do with the evil I've sensed here today?
Kay: Just because i sold my soul to a witch does not mean that i'm a pawn for evil.
Father lonigan: No. But it makes you more of a target when evil wants to do the same again.
Kay: I did not invite evil back to harmony.
Kay's voice: It was an accident.
Father lonigan: I need to get back to st. Margaret mary'S. I hope you're not lying to me, kay. You more than anyone in harmony should know the consequenc of flirting with evil.
Kay: Yes, father.
Zombie charity: We are going to have the most incredible night tonight, miguel, when we finally make love for the first time.
Miguel: You know, I'm glad that we waited till you turned 18 so we could get engaged. But now that it's finally happening, i am so ready for tonight, you have no idea.
Zombie charity: Me, too.
Zombie charity's voice: You're the clueless cutie, miguel. After you do me, you'll be done for.
Eve: This can't be.
Simone: Mom, what is it?
T.C.: Sweetheart, what do you see?
Whitney: This is all your fault.
Simone: No, it's not. It's your fault!
Whitney: You're a liar! Yeah.
Simone: You slut!
Whitney: Get off of me!
Eve: No! No!
Grace: Eve, what's so upsetting?
Eve: It's too awful to repeat.
Chad: Whitney, will you stop and talk to me?
T.C.: I'm going to make you pay.
Whitney: No! Daddy, no! Stop it!
Eve: Oh, no. No. No, it can't be.
Brian: I wonder what happened to diana.
Nick: What's the matter, can't find your girlfriend?
Brian: You bastard. What kind of a game are you playing? Where's diana?
Sheridan: I can't borrow money to gamble.
Stan: If you're not comfortable with it, you shouldn't do it.
Sheridan: I appreciate you trying to help me, but I should just go find my date and finish celebrating his birthday.
Stan: That's a shame. I've seen that navigation system and it's real sweet -- real sweet. Too bad you won't be able to surprise your boyfriend with it on his birthday.
Sheridan: All right. I'll sign the marker.
Sheridan: I am going to win enough money to buy that navigation system for brian. After all he's done for me, it's the least i can do.
Luis: You're saying the gun was there, exactly where theresa said that it would be?
Ofc. Kirkman: Yeah. And that's not all.
Ofc. Kirkman: There's a slug missing.
Luis: Oh, God.
Sam: He's right. Gun was fired.
Luis: Sam, that does not mean that theresa pulled the trigger, though.
Sam: I'm sorry, luis, but the evidence against theresa is mounting -- her confession, coupled with her gloves. This gun and the missing slug makes it likely that theresa will be tried, convicted of julian's murder.
Ethan: And sentend to death.
Whitney: You're covering for someone that you love.
Theresa: Please just let it go.
Whitney: I'm not going to let my best friend be executed for a crime that she didn't commit, all right? So, all right, it's not your mother. Um -- not luis.
whitney: Oh. I can't believe I didn't see it sooner. I know exactly who you're covering for. Ethan. You're covering for ethan.
Theresa: You have no idea what you're talking about.
Whitney: Oh, my God. Ethan killed julian crane.