Passions Transcript Monday 5/13/02



Passions Transcript Monday 5/13/02 

By Suzanne

Sheridan: Oh, brian.

Brian: You all right? Are you sure this is what you want?

Sheridan: Yes, I'm sure this is what I want.

Brian: No doubts?

Sheridan: No doubts. Make love to me.

Zombie charity: Yeah. This is good. It's going to be so fun watching these animals rip timmy to pieces.

Tabitha: Oh, poor little timmy. He never really felt pain before, but he will now he's a real live boy. He won't understand.

Zombie charity: Oh, can it, will you? Come on, relax, sit back, enjoy the show, because your precious timmy's as good as dead.

Tabitha: Oh.

[Toto barks]

timmy: Nice critters. Be nice, now.

[Toto growls]

timmy: Timmy knows what happened, toto. Zombie charity sent these animals after timmy to hurt him!

[Toto barks]

zombie charity: That's right, timmy -- although they're not just going to hurt you. They're going to end your silly little life.

[Tabitha gasps]

tabitha: Oh. Oh.

Gwen: I thought you might want some din--

gwen: Poor ethan. You've been working so hard to try to find a way that will overturn the judge's findings, and -- your mother is the real mrs. Julian crane, not theresa. I still can't believe the judge ruled in her favor. But then again, nothing's turned out the way we planned, has it? If theresa hadn't come into our lives, we would probably be married by now. Maybe even have a baby on the way? But she did come into our lives, and look how she hurt you. She lied to you so many times that you finally had to tell her that you couldn't marry her. I wonder if we could ever get back to the way we were.

Ethan: Gwen.

Luis: Theresa, this isn't funny. You don't joke about killing a man.

Theresa: I'm not joking, luis. I did it, ok? I killed julian.

Luis: No, listen to -- that'd be crazy.

Sam: I think she's serious, luis.

Theresa: I am. If you're going to arrest anyone, you have to arrest me, ok? I did it. I killed julian crane.

Sam: Theresa, i don't want you to say anything else. I think you need a lawyer.

Theresa: I will get a lawyer. Just arrest me. Just do it, chief bennett.

Sam: All right. Theresa lopez fitzgerald, you are under arrest for the murder of julian crane.

Rebecca: You see? Theresa thinks ethan killed julian for her, so now she's confessed to murder to save ethan.

Ivy: Oh. Oh, it's all too good to be true.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

tabitha: Oh. Oh, timmy, timmy. If only I still had my powers, I'd be able to save you.

Zombie charity: Well, you don't have your powers, old woman. Your friends in the basement gave them to me. So just shut your pie-hole, keep your eyes on the ball, and watch timbo die.

Tabitha: Oh, no.

[Toto barks]

timmy: What's timmy going to do, toto?

[Toto barks]

[timmy screams]

tabitha: Oh, timmy!

Zombie charity: Don't you dare put your hands over your eyes. I want you to watch this.

Ethan: Gwen. What's going on?

Gwen: Uh -- you tell me. I -- you were sleeping, and then you reached up at -- I'm sorry. You know, I probably shouldn't have let you kiss me.

Ethan: No, no, no. You -- don't apologize. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have kissed you.

Gwen: I didn't mind.

Ethan: I was dreaming.

Gwen: About theresa.

Ethan: Actually, about us, the way things were before.

Gwen: Oh, before theresa.

Ethan: Yes.

Gwen: Well -- I -- I brought you dinner. I figured you would forget to eat, you know.

Ethan: Oh. Thank you. I mean, you always take such good care of me.

Gwen: Well, yeah. It's just that i know you really well.

Ethan: Yeah, you do, don't you? I can even remember in law school, you always made sure i got to class on time and that i had something to eat.

Gwen: Yeah.

Ethan: You were always there for me, gwen.

Gwen: And I will always be here for you.

Maid: Oh, I'm so sorry! I knocked and no one answered, so i thought -- anyway, I came to turn down your bed, but I can see you don't need it. Oh, please forgive me. Good night.

Sheridan: I think we scared the poor girl.

Brian: I didn't hear a knock. Did you hear a knock?

Sheridan: No. All I could hear was heavy breathing.

Brian: Are you sure you want to do this? We're taking a big step.

Sheridan: I'm sure. I want to move on with my life. I may never forget my old lover, but he's gone. I want to move on with you. I want to start a new life with you.

Brian: You think we can pick up where we left off?

Sheridan: I think so.

Rebecca: This is my most brilliant plan ever, if I do say so myself.

Ivy: Well, I have to hand it to you, rebecca. Your fake tape showing ethan shooting julian, your manipulating theresa into confessing -- your plan was brilliant.

Rebecca: Hmm. Thank you. And very soon we will be rid of ms. Theresa "kiss my tamale good-bye" lopez fitzgerald for good.

Ivy: Yes. Theresa most certainly will get the death penalty.

Sam: You have the right to remain silent, and anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of --

luis: Oh, sam, wait a minute. Look, you can't arrest my sister. Look, I don't know what theresa is trying to pull, but i know that she didn't kill julian crane.

Sam: Now, luis, we have already talked about this. I gave you a chance to take yourself off this case, and you didn't do it. Now it's time for you to start acting like a police officer.

Luis: Well, sam, she didn't do it!

Sam: But she says she did.

Luis: I told you, she couldn't have.

Sam: Well, we have to take her word.

Luis: Ok. Well, will you at least let me talk to her for a minute before you place her under arrest?

Sam: Ok. Talk to her.

Luis: Theresa. Theresa, what the hell are you doing? You didn't kill julian crane.

Theresa: I did kill him, luis.

Luis: Well, I'm not buying it.

Theresa: Look, ok? I heard you and chief bennett say that you were close to making an arrest, so I wanted to save you the trouble of looking for me. I didn't want to make a scene.

Luis: Sis, I want you to tell me the truth. Look, I'm your big brother. You can tell me anything.

Theresa: I know, luis.

Luis: Well, then tell me what is going on. Come on, look, you don't have to be afraid, all right? I swear I will do anything that i can to help you. But tell me, what are you really doing here and why are you saying that you killed julian?

Theresa: It's a security tape of the crane cannery. Oh, this must be the night that julian was murdered.

Julian: Oh! Oh!

[Theresa gasps]

theresa: Oh, my God! Ethan killed julian. Oh, he must have done it for me. Ethan killed julian for me.

Luis: Theresa, what the hell is going on? Just tell me the truth. Let me help you.

Ivy: Uh-oh. We're not out of the woods yet. What if theresa tells luis the truth?

[phone rings]

brian: Oh, no.


sheridan: Oh, no. We better answer it. I think it's the taxi for the club.

Brian: Do we have to go?

Sheridan: Yes. It's your birthday and we have dinner reservations. Just tell them we'll be down in a few minutes.

Brian: All right. Hello? Yes. Ok. All right, we'll be down in a few minutes. Thanks. You know, I would much rather spend my birthday right here with you.

Sheridan: Mm-hmm. That's very sweet, but i insist on taking you to a fancy dinner and dancing. It's your birthday. Besides, we can finish what we started when we get back. Come on, get dressed.

Man: Just called the taxi company. Brian and his lady friend will be here shortly. I thought you'd want to know. Right. See you then. Your days are numbered, brian. You and your girlfriend have no idea what you're walking into.

Ivy: Oh, what if the little tramp chickens out and shows luis the tape?

Rebecca: Ivy, she won't. I'm sure of it.

Ivy: How can you be so sure? She has that damn tape in her bag. She could show it to them and they will see ethan killed julian!

Rebecca: Ivy, you have to trust the plan. It's worked so far, hasn't it? I'm sure it'll continue to work.

Luis: Theresa, you know that I will protect you no matter what. But I have to know why you are confessing to a murder that i know that you didn't commit. Please.

Theresa: God, i'm sorry. Luis, I know that -- maybe you think it's -- it's -- it's horrible! I know that you think that i couldn't do something like this, but it's true, ok? I'm guilty. I killed julian crane!

Rebecca: There, you see?

Ivy: Oh, yes. Yes, thank God your plan is working. ( Horn honking )

tabitha: Oh. My poor, poor little timmy.

Zombie charity: Oh, get over it. What ever happened to your witchy sense of fun?

Tabitha: What was that?

Zombie charity: What? What'd you see?

Tabitha: Timmy?

Timmy: Huh. That was close, toto. Those critters don't even know timmy and toto are gone. Timmy and toto better get out of here, and fast.

Tabitha: Oh, good show, timmy! That's my brave boy!

Zombie charity: He got away?

Tabitha: Yes. And that just goes to show it's not enough to have powers. You have to know how to use them!

Zombie charity: Ok. He only got away for a moment, and I do have powers, and i know how to use them. At least enough to get rid of that lamebrain timmy boy. He's a walking dead boy. Hey! Hey, wake up, you losers! The kid's gone! I said hey!

Tabitha: That's it.

I've had it! I've had enough! I will not let you hurt my timmy!

Gwen: Ready?

Ethan: Well, yeah. That sounds great.

Ethan: Gwen -- I know how hurt you were when we broke up, and i know it still hurts.

Gwen: No. Ethan, i'm fine. I've always said all i want for you is for you to be happy. And if that's with me, great. If it's with somebody else, then that's fine, too.

Ethan: Even after everything i've put you through, you still care about my happiness?

Gwen: Of course I do.

Ethan: You have a wonderful, generous heart, gwen.

Gwen: Ethan, i still care about you so much, and i feel really lucky that we're still friends.

Ethan: Yeah, the best of friends.

Gwen: And we always will be.

Ethan: Do you remember what i said to you when i told you I had chosen theresa?

Gwen: No, not really. I was -- i was in sort of a fog.

Ethan: I said that if theresa hadn't come into our life, I knew you and i would have a perfect marriage, you know. We would have the perfect life together.

Gwen: Yeah -- no -- yeah, I do remember you saying that we would be happy. But things change.

Ethan: Yes, things changed, and now they've changed again. Theresa's out of my life. And we're still here. We're still in each other's lives.

Gwen: Yeah. Yeah, we're still here.

Theresa: I know you're trying to protect me, luis, but there's nothing that you can do. Chief bennett, I am ready to be arrested.

Sam: All right, theresa. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court --

luis: Sam, come on, come on. Sam, come on, this is crazy! You've known theresa her whole life. You know that she didn't kill anybody.

Sam: Luis, you have to stop this, all right, stopping the process, and we have a job to do.

Luis: I have a job to do as her older brother. Now, i can't stand by and let my sister confess to a murder that i know that she didn't commit.

Ivy: Oh, damn that luis! Why can't he just shut up and let sam do his job?

Rebecca: I knew there would be bumps in the road, but luis is a land mine.

Ivy: Oh. I -- i know. I'll go in there and i'll remind sam that the governor is pressuring him to make an arrest.

Rebecca: Excellent idea.

Ivy: Oh, I cannot let luis convince sam not to arrest theresa.

Luis: Sam, you know that she didn't do it. Look, you've been a friend of our family our whole lives. Look, you know us better than most, and you know that she didn't kill julian. I know it. There's got to be some other reason that she's doing this.

Sam: What reason?

Luis: I -- i don't know. Just give me a little more time to talk to her. Please, sam, she's not going anywhere. Please.

Sam: All right. Go talk to her.

Luis: Thank you.

Ivy: Sam. Well, what's going on here?

Sam: What are you two doing here?

Ivy: Oh, well, we were just passing by and we saw theresa in here, and now you -- ooh, handcuffs.

Rebecca: Yes, is theresa in some kind of trouble, chief bennett?

Sam: All right, cut the act. I know why you're here, and the whole situation stinks, all right? And I know you're responsible, so don't play that innocent routine with me, ok?

Singer: You are my passion for life

gwen: Oh, ethan.

Ethan: This feels so right. I missed you.

Gwen: I missed you, too, so much.

Ethan: I need you back in my life. I need you.

Gwen: Ethan, do you really think we can go back?

Ethan: No, but we can go forward.

Ivy: What are you talking about, sam?

Sam: Oh, come on, ivy. I know you called the governor to put more pressure on me to try to solve julian's murder.

Rebecca: Well, somebody had to do something. I mean, you didn't even seem interested in finding the killer.

Sam: Rebecca, i've been working on this case since the beginning. And I don't need the governor calling here to put more pressure on me to try to solve it. We'll find julian's killer.

Ivy: Well, I -- i did call the governor, sam. But only because everything is so up in the air where julian's inheritance is concerned, I mean, until the case is solved or -- or his body's found --

sam: Ok, listen, just don't worry about it, all right? Leave police business to the police.

Rebecca: You know, I'm still curious as to why theresa's here. Did she kill julian?

Luis: What theresa is doing here is none of your damn business!

Sam: Thank you, luis.

Luis: Theresa, come on. You want those two hags to win? They're going to win, you know? If you confess, they're going to win.

Theresa: I can't help it. I'm telling the truth, luis.

Luis: No. No, you're not. Theresa, i know you. I love you. You're my baby sister. You have a warm and loving heart. I know you would never kill anyone.

Theresa: I'm sorry. I know that this is -- this is hard for you to accept. I mean --

luis: No, it is not hard for me to accept because i don't believe you. I just wish that you would confide in me and tell me what's really going on here.

Rebecca: So sorry you're having troubles, theresa.

Ivy: But truthfully, no one would blame you if you did shoot julian after what he did to you.

Rebecca: Oh, and don't worry. You'd never get the maximum penalty. The judge would never throw a book at a crane.

Luis: Look, why don't you just shut up! All right, you two snakes have been out to get theresa ever since she was with ethan. Now, is theresa here because of you?

Theresa: No. No, they have nothing to do with it, luis.

Sam: All right, ivy, rebecca, it's time for you both to leave, and don't mention this to anyone.

Ivy: Mention what, sam?

Sam: If it gets out theresa was here at the station, I'll arrest both of you for obstruction of justice. Now, do you understand?

Rebecca: Well, that's gratitude for you. We were just trying to console theresa.

Ivy: For whatever trouble she's in.

Luis: Look, why don't you two just get the hell out of here.

Sam: Now!

Rebecca: All you need is a good lawyer.

Rebecca: Ah. And if theresa believes that, she is in for a big surprise.

Ivy: She fell for it, rebecca. Theresa is ready to die to protect ethan.

Rebecca: Oh. We've won, ivy. We've won.

Sheridan: Thank you.

Brian: Thanks.

Maitre d': Enjoy your evening.

Sheridan: Thank you.

Brian: I cannot believe that you did all this.

Sheridan: It's your birthday. It's a special day. Don't you just love this place? Here, let's dance.

Man: Enjoy your birthday, brian. It's the last one you'll ever have.

Zombie charity: And just how do you think you're going to protect timmy from me? I'll repeat -- you have no powers.

Tabitha: No, but I have my mind, and I have my wits about me. I'll think of something!

Zombie charity: All righty. Let's see how your wits deal with this.

Tabitha: Oh. Oh.

[Zombie charity laughs]

zombie charity: You can't stop me, flabby tabby! Hey! You morons! Your victim's gone, vamoosed. He's over there.

Timmy: Oh, no! They're after timmy again! Run, toto! Run! Wait -- timmy and toto could hide in there.

Zombie charity: You can run, timmy, but you can't hide.

Tabitha: Timmy! Timmy, run! Run as fast as you can! Oh! Ooh. Ow! Ooh! Let me in! Let me in! Timmy! Timmy!

Zombie charity: Sayonara, tim-tim.

Tabitha: Let me in!

Zombie charity: You are dead sushi.

Timmy: Maybe those critters didn't see timmy and toto run in here. Maybe timmy and toto will be safe for a while.


timmy: What -- what was that?

Timmy: Oh, no. Those critters did see timmy and toto run in here. Timmy and toto are surrounded!

Zombie charity: That's right, timmy-O. You are surrounded, and there's nothing you can do to save yourself this time.

Timmy: Don't worry. Timmy won't let anything happen to toto.

[Rebecca chuckles]

rebecca: Oh, we should celebrate!

Ivy: Yes! We need champagne! Phyllis, would you bring us a bottle of champagne?

Rebecca: Oh, and those little lemon tarts that are in the fridge.

Ivy: Ooh, we really shouldn'T. Oh, to hell with my hips.

Yes! Bring us the lemon tarts! We'll celebrate a tart of a different color.

Rebecca: Oh, brilliant.

Phyllis: Right away, ma'am.

Ivy: And, phyllis, have you seen my son?

Phyllis: Yes, ma'am. Ethan's up in his room -- with gwen.

Rebecca: With gwen?

Phyllis: Yes. She made a dinner tray for two and took it to his room. I just went up to take the tray, but when i got there, I decided not to knock.

Ivy: Why not?

Phyllis: Because from the sounds I heard coming from the door, i -- I could tell they didn't want to be interrupted. Excuse me.

Ivy: Oh, whoa. Did you hear that?

Rebecca: Ethan and gwen making love -- oh! This is just too wonderful.

Ivy: Could this day get any better? Oh!

Gwen: That was -- that was amazing.

Ethan: Yeah.

Gwen: Oh.

Ethan: I feel the same way.

Gwen: Do you? Do you really? Do you really feel as amazed as i do?

Ethan: Yeah. That was incredible.

Gwen: Oh, I have missed you so much.

Ethan: And I missed you, too -- no, not just the lovemaking, you know. I've missed other things, too.

Gwen: Yeah? Like what?

Ethan: Well, like -- like your incredible cheese popcorn.

Gwen: Popcorn? Ok, well, maybe I should go and make us some popcorn.

Ethan: You know, that would be wonderful, but I don't want to make you a servant.

Gwen: Oh, no, no, no. I'm here to serve you.

Ethan: Gosh. God, i wonder what our mothers are going to say when they find out.

Gwen: Oh, they're going to be ecstatic. We're going to make their day.

Ethan: Yeah, you're right. I know my day couldn't get any better. Actually, on second thought --

gwen: What?

Ethan: I know one thing that could make my day better.

Luis: Sam, let me just take her home. Maybe if she talks to my mother, she --

sam: Luis, you know i can't do that. She came in here and confessed to a murder, ok? We need to follow procedure. I need to get a statement.

Luis: Come on, sam. Look, you don't have to go by the book, not with theresa. Sam, maybe it's because she's pregnant! You know, she's not thinking straight. Her hormones are raging! She's gone temporarily insane!

Theresa: No, luisdon'T. Look, I know that you want to protect me, but don't try to defend me, not by making excuses.

Luis: Sam, just -- just let me talk to her. Theresa. Listen, I don't think that you killed anybody. But since you came in here and confessed, you -- you're in a lot of trouble. Ok? Murder is a capital crime. Now, you could be punished by death. So please, don't answer any more questions, don't make a statement, and don't talk to sam. Let me get an attorney for you so we can start protecting you, please. Now, you just listen to me, just this once. Please?

Sam: Luis, I can't give you any more time. Theresa, i'm sorry, but I need to ask you for an official statement. But before we get going on this, do you know what can happen to you? Now, are you acting, you know, like this because of stress, because you're pregnant? Or is it true? Did you kill julian crane?


zombie charity: It's all over for you, timbolina. You're as good as dead already.

[Tabitha knocks]

tabitha: Oh. Oh, damn you, zombie! Damn you for all time! My precious timmy. Please don't hurt him.

Zombie charity: And now, for the finishing touch.

Timmy: Oh, no! Zombie's casting another spell!

[Lawn mower starts]

sheridan: Isn't this great? Are you having fun?

Brian: I'm having a great time. This is definitely the best birthday i've ever had.

Man: Ok, stan, where's brian o'leary?

Stan: He's over there dancing with the pretty blonde. It's his birthday.

Man: Is it? Good. I have a very special night planned for mr. O'leary and his date. Brian o'leary is going to pay for what he did -- with his life.

[Rebecca chuckles]

ivy: I can't believe how wonderfully everything has turned out.

Rebecca: Yes. Ethan d gwen are back together and theresa is on her way to death row.

Ivy: Oh. It's just too marvelous for words. Hmm.

Rebecca: All because of this little movie masterpiece that no one else has seen -- except theresa.

Ivy: Well, you were right, rebecca. Everything has worked out exactly as you planned.

Rebecca: Yes. And theresa is overcome with guilt because she thinks that ethan killed julian for her, so theresa has confessed to julian's murder.

[Rebecca chuckles]

ethan: What?

Sam: Now, theresa, answer my question. Did you kill julian crane?

Theresa: Chief bennett, I came here to confess. I killed julian crane!

Luis: Theresa, please don't say anything more!

Theresa: I killed him.

Luis: No --

theresa: I wasn't temporarily insane and i'm not saying this because I am pregnant and I'd like to make a statement.

Luis: Please, theresa --

theresa: I would like to formally confess to the murder of julian crane.

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