Passions Transcript Friday 5/10/02

 

 

Passions Transcript Friday 5/10/02

By Suzanne

Timmy: Timmy wishes he was closer to getting that plant he needs for the spell. But at least he and toto are safe and that zombie charity doesn't know where they are.

Timmy: Oh, no! If zombie charity saw this, timmy's in big trouble!

Zombie charity: You're going to die, timmy -- tonight.

Sheridan: I still can't believe you didn't tell me today was your birthday.

Brian: No big deal.

Sheridan: Well, it is for those of us that can't remember ours. I mean, if i knew when mine was, I'd be telling everyone. At least we'll have a great time of dinner and dancing to commemorate yours.

Brian: Well, I can't wait. It's going to be good to let loose after such a heavy-duty day -- I mean, proving we had four kids in our past life, thinking we were set to meet one of them even though he was way older than we are, and, well, then to find out he died not long ago.

Sheridan: Yeah, I felt such a great loss.

Brian: Yeah, I did, too. I just -- you know, I just wish that there was something i could do to make you feel better.

Ivy: I hate not knowing what's happening. I think we should track down theresa and keep an eye on her and that tape. If anybody else sees it -- ugh.

Rebecca: Trust me, ivy, there are only two copies of that tape.

Ivy: Two? Two -- oh, that's right. No, ok -- theresa has one. Where's the other one?

Rebecca: It's right here.

Ivy: Oh.

Rebecca: The tape --

ivy: Oh, my God.

Rebecca: The tape is gone!

Ivy: If anyone else sees that tape, sam will arrest ethan for julian's murder.

Officer: Your own son a suspect in a murder case. It's got to be tough on you, chief.

Sam: You got that right.

Luis: Hey. What's up, sam? I came as soon as I got your message. Has there been a break in julian's murder investigation?

Sam: Look, luis, there's something we need to talk about, something i'm not happy with.

Ethan: Yeah, I hated him enough to kill him. But I was just one of many people that wanted to see julian dead.

Theresa: Did you -- did you hate him because he threw you out of the family when he found out that you were sam bennett's son?

Ethan: No. I think that -- that hurt me more than anything. Theresa, i hated julian because he took advantage of you. He got you drunk, and he got you pregnant. Then he tried to blame all of it on you. He was a pig.

Julian: Oh, oh.

Theresa: Oh! Oh, my God. Ethan killed julian. He must've done it for me. Ethan killed julian for me. None of this would have happened if i hadn't gone down to bermuda to talk to julian about adopting ethan. I'd be married to him by now, and julian would still be alive.

Whitney: Theresa! Oh, good, you're still here. Um -- were you able to talk to father lonigan about what was bothering you? Was he able to help?

Theresa: He tried his best. So, why did you want to see me?

Whitney: Well, I just talked to my mom, and she was at the bennett house, helping get ready for charity's birthday party. And I thought you should know that charity had a premonition that someone was about to get arrested for julian's murder.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

zombie charity: Let's see what timmy's doing now, yeah?

Tabitha: That's right, timmy -- run, run, hide!

Zombie charity: He can't hear you, tabitha. And he certainly can't hide from me. You know what? I might as well get rid of that mutt while i'm at it, just make it a two-for-one special. All I got to do is call "lawmen" and find out where they are.

Zombie charity: Dark side directory assistance, please. Yeah, give me the number for "lawmen." Hi. I tuned in late to your show tonight, and i missed what city was being featured. It's the episode where the kid is caught on tape at the convenience store. Right. Thank you. Oh, thank you, thank you. I'm going to get you, timmy, and your little dog, too.

Brian: What -- what i meant about helping you make you feel better -- that's not what i meant. I mean that I want us to have a good time together tonight. I mean --

sheridan: Brian -- you don't have to explain it. I know what you mean.

Brian: Well, it probably doesn't matter anyway. I mean, think about it. If we were married in a past life, we had four children together, I'm sure we've seen each other without clothes on before now.

Sheridan: So i guess in a way we're really just an old married couple celebrating your birthday. And I will do whatever i have to do to make sure you have a wonderful time tonight.

Brian: Oh. Whatever you have to do, huh?

[Knock on door]

sheridan: Oh, that must be the champagne I ordered.

Brian: That -- you ordered champagne. And here i was embarrassed, and you are trying to ply me with champagne so you can have your way with me. I see how you are. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Waiter: Thank you, sir. Bottoms up.

Sheridan: Well, I just thought champagne would be the perfect way to celebrate your birthday and the fact that we are together now. I am so glad that I found you in this life and in my past life.

Brian: I love hearing you say that, diana.

Sheridan: It's still so overwhelming -- i mean, that we met on the titanic, fell in love after liam died, got married, had four children. We really had a wonderful life.

Brian: Well, I'll tell you what -- here is to all of our past memories together, and here is to all the memories that we're going to have together in this life.

Rebecca: Oh, wait. Oh. Here's the tape.

Ivy: Thank God, rebecca. But I am still uneasy about this entire plan.

Rebecca: Ivy, trust me. Sam is not going to arrest ethan for julian's murder. He's never going to see this tape. Nobody is ever going to see it. Theresa will confess to the murder of julian crane, and sam will not have a clue that she is only doing it to protect the man she loves. Then theresa will get the death penalty, gwen will get ethan, and our problem will be solved.

Ivy: You had better be right, rebecca.

Rebecca: Ivy, the only thing you have to worry about right now is that your butt is going to get even bigger just sitting in that chair. There is no way that sam is ever going to arrest ethan.

Luis: Are you saying you're ready to make an arrest in julian's murder?

Sam: No, it's nothing like that. Give us a moment, will you?

Officer: Yes, sir.

Luis: Huh. What's with thompson?

Sam: I asked him to help with the investigation.

Luis: Why? I'm already on the case.

Sam: This is why, luis. You, your sister and mother are all suspects in julian's murder. Now, maybe it's time you take yourself off this investigation.

Luis: What, are you kidding me? Sam, i didn't kill anyone, and neither did my mother or sister. Sam, my mother is practically a saint. And theresa -- well -- she didn't kill anyone.

Whitney: Theresa, what is wrong with you? Why would the fact that charity had a premonition that someone was about to be arrested for julian's murder freak you out so much?

Theresa: I told you, whitney, i can't talk about this.

Whitney: You know what? I'm just going to go out on a limb here because i can't think of any other reason for you to be so freaked out. You know who killed julian, don't you?

Theresa: What? Whitney, no! I mean, don't be ridiculous!

Whitney: Well, then, why are you so upset?

Theresa: Look, don't press me on this, ok? Just tell me who charity said chief bennett was going to arrest.

Whitney: She doesn't know, theresa. My mom told that charity said that the police were going to arrest someone soon -- someone close to chief bennett.

Theresa: That's impossible. I mean, nobody has seen the tape.

Whitney: Tape? What are you talking about? Is this about the tape that you had at the mansion earlier?

Theresa: It's been so long since julian was shot. How could the police suddenly know?

Whitney: Know what? Theresa, what are you trying to tell me?

Theresa: It's my fault. I -- i have to do something to stop this. I -- i have to talk to chief bennett and luis right away!

Whitney: Well, I'm going to go with you!

Theresa: No, whitney, i have to do this alone!

Whitney: Theresa --

Zombie charity: Hmm. A boy and his dog. How sweet and wholesome. All right. I'm going to the attic to cast a spell to get rid of the two rats forever.

Tabitha: Oh, timmy, the cops are the least of your problems. You're at the top of zombie's 10 most wanted list. I must warn the boy, tell him he's in mortal danger now that he's mortal. Oh, no answer. He must not have his cell phone on. Or maybe its battery is dead -- as he will be if zombie charity has her way. Oh, timmy. That's why i wanted you to stay a doll -- so we could be a team for centuries to come. But now that you're a boy and I've lost my powers, there's nothing I can do to save you. I love you, timmy. I always have and I always will. Good-bye, my heart. My precious timmy.

Franklin: I love you, susan.

Susan: I love you, too, franklin.

Singer: What'll i do when you are far away and I am blue? What'll I do?

Brian: Diana, where were you just now? Were you having another memory of our past life together?

Sheridan: Yeah. We were drinking champagne. I think we were in a hotel. We were just so happy.

Brian: Well, then, why do you look so sad? I thought you said we were happy together.

Sheridan: Yeah, we had a wonderful life, a wonderful marriage. And now that i've met you in this life, it's every bit as wonderful.

Brian: Well, that's more of a reason to smile, not cry.

Sheridan: It is. What if I lose you? I lost my first love in a past life, and then you were there to love. But what if I lose you in this life, too?

Brian: Diana --

sheridan: I mean, I've already lost my memory, my identity. You're all that I have. What if I lose you, too?

Sam: Ok, luis, you're still on the case.

Luis: That was a test? You wanted to see how I would react.

Sam: I wanted to make sure i didn't see any guilt in your eyes, and I didn't.

Luis: Well, where's all this coming from? You're working overtime on julian's murder all of a sudden?

Sam: I got a call from the governor. He said he wants julian's killer found and arrested asap.

Luis: Oh. Governor's putting the screws to you, huh?

Sam: Yeah, something like that.

Luis: Was there something else?

Sam: It's charity. She had another premonition.

Luis: Well, what about?

Sam: She saw a break in the case, said I'd be arresting someone.

Luis: Well, that's good, isn't it?

Sam: Well, she didn't know who, but she said I'd be arresting someone close to me soon. All these people are suspects in julian's murder -- all family and friends, people i've known my whole life.

Theresa: Wait. Wait, wait. How could chief bennett and luis think that ethan killed julian just because charity had a premonition, ok? They can't. It's ridiculous for me to think that they could. But since I'm here, I might as well talk to them, make sure that ethan is not a prime suspect.

Sam: My son -- my own son -- the thought of arresting him for murder, knowing he'll get the death penalty -- I can't imagine what that would be like.

Theresa: Oh, my God. They know it was ethan. Chief bennett is going to arrest ethan for killing julian. He's going to be tried, he's going to be convicted and sentenced to death for trying to protect me. Oh, God, what should i do? What should I do? What should I do? 'S to wearing horizontal stripes because you like them.

[Zombie charity hums]

zombie charity: Well, the bird of mordred may've been a bust, but this spell will certainly do the trick. Timmy and company are as good as dead. Let me guess. You tried calling timmy but it didn't work. Oh, boo hoo. Hmm. Eye of newt. Hmm. Hair of badger.

[Zombie charity hums]

zombie charity: Ooh, wolfbane. Ok. I don't know how you witches do this spell stuff. Stirring a cauldron is harder than heaven, but the results will be worth it in the end.

Tabitha: I can't watch that mirror downstairs anymore, knowing my timmy's going to die. Hurts too much.

Zombie charity: You're not going to get away from seeing anything up here.

Tabitha: Then i'll leave the house altogether.

Zombie charity: Oh, no, you don'T.

Zombie charity: Half the fun, tabitha, is watching you suffer along with timmy.

Zombie charity: Uh --

tabitha: Oh. Oh, my poor timmy.

Timmy: Toto, wait. Timmy can't run and think at the same time. What is timmy going to do to get the stuff for the spell before zombie gets him?

Zombie charity: Hmm. You can't, kiddo, because you're about to be kaput.

Tabitha: You're casting the spell of belle de crustan?

Zombie charity: Only the best for our timmy.

Tabitha: Oh, timmy. Oh, timmy, you're doomed -- doomed.

Rebecca: I did an amazing job making this tape of ethan shooting julian look real.

Ivy: Well, you always were good at faking it, rebecca.

Rebecca: Well, you should be glad i am because this tape is our ticket to a front row seat at theresa's execution.

[Phone rings]

rebecca: Oh, don't get up. I'll get it. Crane residence. Rebecca crane speaking.

Man: I have news I know you'll be interested in.

Rebecca: Oh, it's my henchman. So, what's going on?

Man: Theresa's outside of police headquarters looking all torn up.

Rebecca: Thanks for the tip, and I'll make sure you get a little something extra. Theresa is outside police headquarters -- and I quote -- "looking all torn up."

Ivy: Really?

Rebecca: Mm-hmm. I bet she's getting ready to confess to julian's murder.

Ivy: Limo, front door, now.

Rebecca: Wait for me. I want to see theresa hang herself. Oh --

theresa: I cannot let ethan be arrested for murder. What do I do to stop it?

Ofc. Thompson: Right on, chief. There's nothing like good, old-fashioned intimidation to get the suspects talking.

Sam: Yeah, well, it's more than that. We have a killer on the loose.

Luis: No, wait. Let's not forget all these suspects are family and friends, ok?

Sam: Yeah, but one of those friends or family members has already killed once. And it's our job to make sure they don't do it again.

Theresa: Oh, they must be going to get ethan now. I have got to stop them. How? How?

It's lunchtime.

Singer: You are my passion for life

tabitha: I can't believe you cast the spell of belle de crustan.

Zombie charity: Yeah. Watch and weep, tabitha. Watch and weep.

Tabitha: Oh -- oh, timmy, what a horrible fate awaits you!

Timmy: Forget the bus, toto. Timmy thinks he knows another way to catch a ride.

Zombie charity: Oh, what's wrong, tabby?

Tabitha: Oh --

zombie charity: Aren't you spellbound?

Tabitha: I want to remember timmy the way he was before his grisly demise.

Zombie charity: Hmm. Emasis on "grisly."

Zombie charity: This is it!

[Lizards snarl]

sheridan: What if I lose you? What would i do?

Brian: You are not going to lose me, diana. I am here, and i always will be.

Sheridan: I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. I guess I just sometimes feel like i've lost so much already -- a lover in a past life and again in this one. And then my children in a past life -- I mean, even though i can remember them, i never really had them.

Brian: Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean.

Sheridan: As far as my family goes in this life, i lost them, too. It's just so hard not being able to remember anything. Our memories are a part of who we are, and without them i just -- I feel like nobody.

Brian: Hey. You are not nobody. You are a wonderful woman. You are an incredible woman. And if something were to happen that you and i were separated for some reason, there's no way that you are going to be alone. You are so smart and so beautiful. Any man would love to be your husband.

Sheridan: You mean that? You're not just saying that?

Brian: There's no way that you are ever going to be alone. You are so beautiful on the inside. Think about it. Anyone who knows you loves you.

Sheridan: You say such wonderful things.

Brian: That's because they're true. Diana, you are an amazing woman. You are the most amazing woman that i've ever met in this lifetime or any other life time, for that matter.

Sheridan: I sure don't feel amazing or special. All I feel is scared.

Brian: Well, I'm telling you, I don't want you to be afraid. All you have to do is tap into that inner strength that you have. In this lifetime, if anything's ever getting you down, if anything's bothering you, you just tap right into that inner strength, and I know you can overcome it. I know you can overcome anything.

Theresa: This is all my fault. All my fault. Ethan was so angry at julian that he killed him for me. I'm to blame for julian's death, not ethan.

[Pounding of gavel]

judge: For the heinous murder of julian crane, you, ethan winthrop, are hereby sentenced to death.

Theresa: No! You can't do this! No, it's not right! Ethan --

ethan: I did it for you, theresa. I did it because i love you.

[Ofc. Thompson laughs]

theresa: No.

Ofc. Thompson: And now you're a dead man walking.

Theresa: No. No, wait!

Wait! Stop, please! Ethan!

No! No, wait!

Wait!

Rebecca: Wait for what, theresa?

Sam: You can't change things.

Luis: You were so stupid to go to bermuda.

Ivy: My son killed julian because of you.

Whitney: Now ethan's going to die because of you.

Rebecca: Your fault.

Sam: It's your fault!

Rebecca: Your fault!

Sam: It's your fault!

Luis: It's all your fault!

Whitney: It's all your fault!

All: Your fault! Your fault! Your fault!

[Theresa gasps]

ethan: I killed julian because of what he did to you, theresa. I killed julian for you.

[Theresa gasps]

theresa: No! No, I can't let ethan die. You can't do this! I won't let you! Kgqb&

Brian: I'm sorry for kissing you like that.

Sheridan: Brian, don't be.

Brian: It's just that you were so sad and afraid -- I want you to realize what a special person you are -- what a special person you are to me.

Sheridan: Thank you. And just so you know, you don't ever have to apologize for kissing me.

[Phone rings]

brian: Hello. Yes. All right, thank you very much. That was the restaurant calling to confirm our dinner reservation.

Sheridan: Well, we'd better get a move on, then.

Tabitha: Run, timmy, run!

Zombie charity: Save your breath, hagatha. You know there is no escaping the spell of the belle de crustan.

Timmy: Timmy's rested long enough. Charity's not going to save herself, so timmy has to make it happen.

[Timmy gasps]

zombie charity: Now I'm making it happen to you, timmy. I'm making you die.

Theresa: The arrest -- I cannot let you do this!

Sam: Theresa, what are you talking about?

Luis: Sis -- sis, you know that sam is going to arrest somebody.

Theresa: Well, the -- the arrest is charity's premonition! She said that -- that the killer is someone close to you!

Sam: You're right -- charity had a premonition. And she's right -- we are going to arrest julian's killer.

Theresa: No, no, no -- wait. I can't let you do this!

Luis: Sis, what is going on? Why are you acting like this?

Theresa: I --

sam: Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell us you know who killed julian?

Luis: Sam, hold on. My sister couldn't possibly know who killed julian, or she would've told us a long time ago.

Sam: Luis, let me handle this.

Luis: Look, sam, my sister didn't do --

sam: Look, I gave you a chance to take yourself off this case, and you didn't do it, all right? Now, be quiet or leave. Now, theresa, do you know something about julian's murder? Oh, my God. You do know something. Theresa, what do you know about julian's murder?

Man: Evening, ladies.

[Ivy and rebecca gasp]

rebecca: Thank goodness it's you. Did we miss anything?

Henchman: Theresa bolted inside a few minutes ago. I think's she's about ready to crack.

Rebecca: We'll take it from here.

Rebecca: Theresa is being grilled like a steak.

Ivy: What if she tells sam that it was ethan that killed julian? Your whole stupid plan could blow up in our faces.

Sam: Now, answer me, theresa. What do you know about julian's murder? Do you know who killed julian?

Luis: Sis -- sis, you need to answer sam's questions, ok?

Sam: Theresa, i'm going to make an arrest for julian's murder. And the person i arrest, if convicted, will get the death penalty. Now, do you know who killed julian crane?

Ivy: Don't implicate ethan, theresa.

Rebecca: Oh, come on, theresa, say you did it. Say it.

Sam: Theresa, we're waiting for an answer. Now, do you know who killed julian crane?

[Toto growls]

timmy: Oh.

[Toto barks]

zombie charity: Welcome to the dark side version of "when animals attack."

Tabitha: No. Oh, the scroll is right. My timmy's going to die.

[Toto barks and growls]

ivy: My son's future is at stake. What if theresa rats ethan out?

Rebecca: She's not going to do that. Confess, theresa. Confess.

Luis: Sis, what is going on? Did something happen that you didn't tell me? Sis, do you know who murdered julian?

Sam: Now, theresa, if you know who killed julian, it is your duty to tell us.

Julian: Oh, oh.

Luis: Theresa, what do you know about julian's murder?

Ethan: I'd die for someone i love. I'd do anything for the woman i love.

Theresa: Etoda mi culpa.

Es toda mi culpa.

Sam: What did she say?

Rebecca: Your fault!

Sam: Your fault!

Rebecca: It's your fault!

Luis: It's all your fault!

All: Your fault! Your fault!

Ethan: I killed julian because of what he did to you, theresa. I killed julian for you.

[Theresa gasps]

theresa's voice: I can't let ethan die. I can'T.

Luis: Sis, listen to me. If you know who killed julian, you have to tell us, all right? Listen to me. The truth has to come out. It has to come out now.

Theresa: No.

Sam: Theresa, tell us who killed julian. All right? If you know, tell us who killed julian crane.

Luis: It's ok.

Theresa: It was me. I did it. I killed julian crane.

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