Passions Transcript Tuesday 4/23/02

 

 

Passions Transcript Tuesday 4/23/02

By Suzanne

zombie charity: Timmy? Timmy. Come out, come out wherever you are. I've made us a fresh batch of martimmys. I think that we should kick back, relax, have a couple drinks. I feel that we should try and reconnect.

Zombie charity: All right, you little creep, come out wherever you are! You should know you can't hide from me. I'm going to find you! And when i do, i'll make sure you don't mess up my plans. I'm going to take care of you once and for all like i should've done in the beginning. Ha! You're not in there, you little brat, huh? By the time I'm finished with him, timmy will be no more. Timmy will be dead!

Tabitha: Timmy, timmy, where are you? Don't you know you're in danger? That's why i locked you up here in the attic. I wanted to protect you and keep you safe from zombie charity. Now you're out there somewhere and -- and i can't help you. And if zombie charity finds you, she's sure to kill you. Oh, timmy, timmy, where are you?

Timmy: Timmy hopes his princess understands. Timmy has to find the demon's horn so the spell will work before it's too late.

Woman: Hello. Where are you headed?

Timmy: Timmy doesn't know exactly. Somewhere out west.

Woman: I'm only going as far as the next state, but you're welcome to ride along if you like.

Timmy: Oh, great. Timmy's tired of walking.

Woman: My name is tonia.

Timmy: Timmy.

Tonia: I don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but, well, you don't look like an ax murderer.

Timmy: Oh, no, that's norma, but we don't have to worry about her. She's safe, locked away in a mental institution.

Tonia: Norma?

Timmy: Yeah. She's a real nut case. Timmy's ready to hit the road now.

Theresa: I've lost everything, mama. But I couldn't lie. I had to tell the judge that i thought that i was marrying ethan and not julian.

Woody: Well, theresa, i have to agree with you there. You certainly have lost everything, including my fee of a lifetime, which i so richly and rightly deserve.

Pilar: Please, mr. Stumper. Just leave my daughter alone. She feels bad enough.

Theresa: I know it was stupid, but I couldn't lie. You know, I couldn't let ethan think that i loved julian when i have never loved anyone but him.

Pilar: I know, mija. It's all right. Because no matter what happens, you still have your family -- miguel, luis, paloma, and antonio if God ever sends him home. We have each other, mija, and we will take care of you and your baby.

Si?

Ivy: Well, I'd say it's all over but the shouting. I certainly hope there's some champagne on ice when we get home.

[Rebecca chuckles]

rebecca: We are definitely in need of a celebration.

Gwen: I wouldn't celebrate just yet, mother. I have a hard time believing that ethan is just going to watch theresa be thrown out into the street.

Ivy: Well, he has no choice in the matter. Besides, she has her family to look out for her.

Gwen: Ivy, their house was badly damaged in the fire. Where are they going to live?

Ivy: I don't know and i don't care. All I know is that we won and theresa lost.

Rebecca: Mmm.

Gwen: No. Ethan's not the kind of man who's just going to sit here and watch theresa be hurt.

Woody: Ethan -- may I have a little word with you?

Ethan: Sure.

Woody: Um -- I wanted to talk to you about -- well, about your feelings for my client -- more precisely about the love -- the love you still feel for theresa.

Judge: Alistair crane. What do you want?

Alistair: I'm here to discuss the case you just heard.

Judge: There's nothing to discuss. Reaching a verdict will be easy.

Alistair: Indeed it will be -- if you do exactly as i say.

[Music plays]

luis: I don't know about you, but I'm parched.

Beth: Hmm. Me, too. Ooh, looks good.

Luis: The good stuff.

Beth: Yum.

Brian: Luis, beth.

Luis: Antonio.

Beth: Brian, hey! You look so handsome. But where's diana?

Brian: She's still a little under the weather and she insisted that I come down here.

Luis: Oh. Well, sorry to hear that. I'm really looking forward to meeting her.

Sheridan: Ahem. Oh. My voice may be scratchy, but I'm glad i started feeling better. I can't wait to surprise brian. Oh, there he is.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

tabitha: Oh, timmy, timmy. Where could he have gone? Something terrible could happen to him with that crazy zombie out there trying to kill him. Oh, I'm so worried about my boy.

Zombie charity: I thought i heard you thumping around up here. Where's your little brat?

Tabitha: He's gone.

Zombie charity: Now, tabitha, let's not make the mistake of thinking I'm stupid. Where is he?

Tabitha: I'm telling you he's gone and i'm worried sick about him.

Zombie charity: You're serious? You really don't know where he went?

Tabitha: I wish i did.

Zombie charity: Why'd he take off like that?

Tabitha: He saw the scroll. He saw his future. He saw himself dead!

Zombie charity: So he just got scared and ran away?

Tabitha: I suppose.

Zombie charity: You'd better hope that's what he's doing. I don't trust that little rat.

Tabitha: What else would he be doing but running away, frightened out of his tiny wits?

Zombie charity: Oh, I don't know. Looking for the spell to save charity in the book of spells?

Tabitha: That's impossible. The book's still here. And without it, no one can save charity.

Zombie charity: Hmm. Well, good news for me, then. If timmy's gone and the book of spells is here, then there's nothing for me to do. I certainly don't care what happens to him. Hmm.

Timmy: Timmy has to get that demon's horn before it's too late.

Tonia: What's that you're looking at?

Timmy: Oh -- oh, nothing.

Tonia: Must be a very serious nothing.

Timmy: Actually, timmy's trying to help a friend.

Tonia: Help a friend do what?

Timmy: It's pretty complicated.

Tonia: I'm a psychologist. I hear complicated problems all the time. Maybe I can help.

Timmy: Well, if that's true, then timmy should start at the beginning. The little angel girl turned timmy into a real boy when he used to be a doll. You se timmy made this christmas wish, and now he's a real boy.

Ethan: I don't know what you mean, mr. Stumper.

Woody: What i'm saying is -- is that you're still in love with theresa, and you can't deny that.

Ethan: Well, I don't see how my personal feelings are relevant to this case.

Woody: Ethan, if theresa loses this case, she loses everything. She has nothing. There will be no support for her or the baby. Now, considering how you feel about her, come on. A reinstatement of the original settlement offer would be in order here.

Ethan: You want me to ask my mother to give theresa the $10 million even though we've won this case?

Woody: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. Time out. You haven't won the case yet. But on the off chance that you do, I think -- ethan, I think it would behoove you to do what's right, dare i say what's righteous, that you know in your heart, man, that's due her. Look at her. Look at that beautiful, pregnant woman there. She's in the world by herself. She needs you. Will you help her, ethan?

Theresa: I've lost, mama. I've lost everything.

Pilar:Ija, it was wrong for you to go after the crane fortune in the first place.

Theresa: But I did it all for ethan. You know, I thought that if i could get the crane fortune for myself, I could give it all back to ethan, everything that he lost -- name, money, power. I thought that if I gave him all of that, then he'd realize how much i truly love him and he'd -- he'd want to take me back, mama, but I was wrong.

Pilar: Theresa. I know your heart is breaking, mija, but you did the right thing. You told the truth even though you knew you would lose the case.

Mija, that took a lot of courage, and I'm so proud of you because you've shown me how much you've matured.

Theresa: Oh, mama. Oh, mama, that's it!

Pilar: What?

Theresa: You're right. You're right. I did do the right thing. I told the truth, and that changes everything.

Sheridan: Brian will be so surprised that I'm here.

Beth: You know, it's such a shame that diana's been sick all of the vacation. I hope she feels better by tomorrow because we really want to meet her.

Brian: You're going to love her, beth. She's an amazing woman. I should go get a mask.

Waiter: Your mask, ma'am.

Sheridan: My mask?

Waiter: Yes. Everyone must wear a mask for the ball.

Sheridan: Oh, oh, all right. Sounds like fun.

Sheridan: Now, where did brian go? He was standing right there. How am i ever going to find him in this crowd? With all these masks, I'll never find him.

Brian: I'm glad i ran into you guys before we put these masks on.

Luis: Yeah, right. Could've gone all night without figuring out who's who.

Ivy: Ethan, you were wonderful. We won.

Rebecca: Oh, you were brilliant, ethan. I mean, that witch is not entitled to any of the crane name or fortune, and now she knows it.

Ethan: Well, we haven't won yet. The judge still needs to make his ruling.

Ivy: Oh, that's just a formality. Certainly he's not going to rule in theresa's favor.

Rebecca: Well, of course he won't. Her whole case is based on the fact that she supposedly loved julian and knew exactly what she was doing when she married him.

Ivy: And you made her confess the truth -- that she thought she was marrying you. Therefore, her marriage to julian was nothing but a drunken sham.

Rebecca: Ergo, we win. What a fool. What a ridiculous time not to lie.

Ethan: Look, theresa did the right thing. She told the truth even though she knew it would mean she'd lose the case.

Ivy: Well, still, i'm glad she's not going to get anything. Not one red cent.

Ethan: Actually, mother, I want to talk to you about that. You know, theresa is still having julian's baby. Isn't there something we could do for her?

Ivy: If you're talking about giving her money, ethan, the answer is no. We offered her $10 million. She turned us down. She was greedy, and she lost.

Rebecca: That's right, so she deserves to lose.

Ivy: Theresa gets nothing.

Pilar: Teresita, please, don't do this. Don't get your hopes up again.

Theresa: But, mama, don't you see? Ethan saw that i told the truth even though it cost me everything. Maybe he'll realize that i've changed and he'll want to take me back.

Pilar: I hate to see you so hopeful, theresa, because I'm afraid you'll only set yourself up to be disappointed.

Theresa: I don't think so, mama. Ethan broke up with me because I wasn't honest. Well, I just told the truth. He sees that i've changed. He can trust me now, mama. Everything is going to work out. I can feel it.

Judge: Mr. Crane, i don't understand.

Alistair: You will in a moment. You've just heard the case of theresa lopez fitzgerald vs. Ivy crane?

Judge: That's correct. Ms. Lopez fitzgerald claims that she's the legal wife to julian crane.

Alistair: So she feels she's entitled to my family's fortune, correct?

Judge: That's right. I was just about to make my decision on the case.

Alistair: That's why i'm here. This decision is too important to be left to chance.

Judge: Chance? I'm making the judgment on its merit.

Alistair: No. No, you will judge the case on my requirements. I want you to hand down the ruling i choose. I will be the one to decide this case.

We're having ravioli

zombie charity: Well, I, for one, am glad timmy's disappeared. I mean, good riddance to that meddling little twerp. You should be ashamed of yourself for creating such a pain in the neck.

Tabitha: He's not perfect, but I'm still worried about him.

Zombie charity: Worry all you want as long as it doesn't bother me. You know what? I want the book. I'm going to hide it somewhere where kay can't find it.

Tabitha: Never fear. The book of spells is safe.

Zombie charity: Oh, I don't care how safe you think it is. I want it, and i want it now. And you don't want to make me mad again, do you?

Tabitha: Well, all right.

Zombie charity: Much better. No one can stop me now. I'm going to make love to miguel, and then he'll be dead. And then i'm going to move on to the rest of these dimwits in harmony. No one's safe from my destruction. Now, let's see what spell I can use to cause some pain and suffering. What the hell is this? There's a page missing.

Tabitha: What?

Zombie charity: The spell that could save charity happens to be missing. And I just bet i know who has it!

Tabitha: Well --

tonia: Hold on, hold on. You say you live with a 300-year-old witch?

Timmy: That's right. Look, personally, timmy think she's a lot older than that.

Tonia: Why do you keep talking about yourself like you're someone else?

Timmy: Timmy's not sure exactly. Maybbecause timmy used to be a doll and now he's a real boy.

Tonia: Ok. Go on.

Timmy: Tabby has this book of spells. And the girl next door used it to get rid of the other girl.

Tonia: She put a spell on a girl to get rid of her? Why?

Timmy: Because miguel's in love with charity and kay wants him, too. And she's -- the real charity's locked in a block of ice inside this cave. And timmy loves her, too. So he has to save her.

Tonia: Wait. Hold on again. Charity is in a block of ice but she's still alive?

Timmy: Uh-huh. And the problem is kay created this zombie who's a real meanie from hell who wants to kill everyone in harmony.

Woody: Why didn't you just lie, theresa? Why couldn't you just tell the court that you were in love with julian crane when you married him?

Theresa: I couldn't. When i looked into ethan's eyes and I saw how hurt he was, I couldn't let him think that i ever loved julian or that i ever loved anyone but him.

Woody: Well, your attack of conscience has cost you the crane fortune. And guess what? You still don't have ethan.

Pilar: She knows, mr. Stumper. Please, don't make her feel worse.

Woody: Look, we may as well go home. We've lost everything here.

Ivy: I still don't understand what happened. Why didn't theresa lie on the stand? I mean, she's lied about everything else.

Rebecca: Who knows? Maybe she thought she'd get ethan's sympathy. But she's still a liar, and she is up to something.

Gwen: I don't know, mother. Maybe she isn't up to anything. Maybe -- maybe she loves ethan so much that she couldn't let him think that she actually loved julian, even if that meant losing everything.

Rebecca: Hmm. Well, then she's a fool because ethan already told her it was over. So what does she care what he thinks?

Ivy: She could've had billions, and now she'll have nothing.

Gwen: Still, i think she did the right thing. And I think ethan thinks so, too. I'm sure he's glad she didn't lie this time.

Ivy: Oh, I hope not.

Theresa: Ethan.

Ethan: Theresa, i've got something important I want to tell you.

Sheridan: How will i ever find brian? I don't think I'd recognize myself with this mask on.

Beth: What a wonderful party. I'm so glad that we came.

Luis: Isn't it great?

Beth: And how amazing is it that you and brian found each other here in bermuda?

Brian: Yeah, it is pretty amazing. You know, I just wish diana felt better. She would've really enjoyed this party.

Luis: Yeah, it's too bad she's missing it. Why don't I get us a refill?

Beth: Mmm.

Woman: Oh, you look upset. Is there anything I can do?

Sheridan: Well, I'm looking for someone, but i'm not having much luck with all these masks.

Woman: From the expression on your face, I'd say you're looking for someone you love.

Sheridan: Actually, I am.

Woman: Oh, well, don't worry. If he loves you, i'm sure he'll find you.

Singer: You are my passion for life

theresa: What did you want to say?

Ethan: I wanted to apologize for being so rough on you when you were on the stand. I mean, of course, i'm looking out for my mother's interests, but I just -- well, I hated having to grill you like that. I'm sorry.

Theresa: It's all right. I know that you were doing your job, and you are a wonderful lawyer.

Ethan: Thank you. I was impressed with the way you handled yourself on the stand.

Theresa: You were?

Ethan: Yes. You could've kept lying, but you told the truth. So i'm sure your lawyer probably told you that you're going to lose, which means you'll lose everything.

Theresa: Well, hopefully, not everything.

Ethan: What do you mean?

Theresa: Ethan, you just said that you were impressed that i didn't lie, that i told the truth at great cost to myself. Doesn't that tell you how much that i've changed, that I've matured?

Ethan: Look, theresa, don't make me have to tell you --

theresa: Ethan, i know that you love me. I mean, you've told me so. The only thing that is standing in our way is the fact that i lied to you in the past. But today I told the truth even though i knew I would lose this case. Ethan, doesn't that prove to you that I can be trusted? We can be happy again if we were together.

Ivy: I wonder what that little slut is up to this time.

[Music plays]

brian: Diana, i thought that was you. What are you doing down here?

Sheridan: What? I'm sorry. This cold has my ears clogged.

Brian: I said, why aren't you upstairs resting?

Sheridan: Oh. No, I didn't want to miss the party, but, boy, am I glad you found me. I didn't know this was a masked ball.

Brian: You sound terrible. You should really be in bed.

Sheridan: No, no, I'm fine, really. I won't stay long. I just want to have one dance and then meet your brother and his girl.

Brian: Ok. I'm anxious for you to meet them, too.

Luis: Hey, there you go.

Beth: Thank you.

Luis: Yeah. Where's antonio?

Beth: Oh, he thought he saw diana, so he went to go get her.

Luis: Oh.

Beth: I think that's him. That looks like his mask. You know, I think your brother's in love.

Luis: Yeah. Yeah, it looks that way. I just hope he doesn't lose her. You know, even though it was my decision to break up with you, I was pretty miserable.

Beth: You were?

Luis: Of course I was. I missed you very much. If i hadn't felt an obligation to take care of my family --

beth: Luis, I know you did what you had to do.

Luis: Yeah. Well, I'm just glad that i'm getting a second chance. I'd like to make the most of it, so what do you say? Let's dance.

Beth: I would love to.

[Beth giggles]

brian: That's my brother and his girl dancing right over there.

Sheridan: I'm sorry. What did you say?

Brian: You should really be back in bed, diana.

Sheridan: No, no, I'm fine, really. I just -- I want to meet your brother.

Brian: You can meet him tomorrow.

Sheridan: They really seem like they're in love, don't they?

Brian: Yeah. Yeah, they do. They're just reconnecting after a few years, so --

eridan: I thought you said he lost his great love?

Brian: He did. He's trying to start over, rebuild a new life.

Sheridan: Well, I know exactly how he feels because that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm starting over. And I want to build a new life with you.

Timmy: Timmy took this page from the spell book to save charity. And now timmy has to find the special ingredient to make the spell work.

Tonia: You have some imagination there, little fella.

Timmy: It's not timmy's imagination. It's all real. And if miguel sleeps with zombie charity, he will die. So timmy's got to save the real charity so she can save miguel. And that's why the zombie wants to kill timmy.

Tonia: The demon wants to kill you, too?

Timmy: That's why timmy had to leave town in the first place. It scared timmy. There's a magic scroll, and it said timmy would die.

Tonia: There's a magic scroll?

Timmy: That's why tabby locked timmy in the attic in the first place.

[Brakes screech]

[tires squeal]

timmy: Was it something timmy said?

Zombie charity: I know who took the book. It was your little timmy boy. And I'm going to do what i should have done in the first place -- get rid of the little brat!

Tabitha: Oh, no, please, don't hurt him. He's just a little boy.

Zombie charity: Ravens of the blackest night, vultures of the evil flame, I summon the great one, whose only gift is pain. Rise up, rise up from the land dark and search throughout this land of simps. Find the one with tabitha's mark and crush the irritating imp! Mordred. Mordred! Mordred!

[Bird shrieks]

tabitha: Oh, no. Not the bird of mordred from the dark side! Oh, that's the most dangerous raven of them all.

Zombie charity: That's right. I'm not leaving anything up to chance this time. That bird of mordred's going to find timmy and bring him back to me -- dead or alive!

judge: Mr. Crane, with all due respect, i can't allow you to influence my ruling in this case. I have to render a judgment based upon what I feel to be just and fair.

Alistair: That's a very pretty speech, but a little hypocritical, don't you think?

Judge: I don't understand, mr. Crane.

Alistair: You didn't give a damn about justice when I put you on the bench, did you? When you didn't have enough votes to be elected.

Judge: Mr. Crane, i've tried to do a good job here --

alistair: And you'll continue to do a good job just as long as you do as i say. Otherwise, i might have to institute a recount. And I might have to slip it to the press that you rigged the ballots to make it look as if you won. I believe that's considered a felony. Am i right?

Judge: Yes.

Alistair: Fine. Just so we understand each other.

Judge: You don't have to threaten me, mr. Crane. I know the verdict that you want, and I will give it to you. Ms. Lopez fitzgerald has lost. She will get none of your fortune. She'll get nothing.

Ivy: I can just hear theresa begging ethan to take her back.

Rebecca: She probably thinks that just because she told the truth this one time that everything is going to be fine.

Ivy: Well, everyone tells the truth once in a while. No, theresa is a consummate liar. Oh. Please. Ethan cannot be thinking of taking her back.

Gwen: Well, I have faith in ethan, and I'm going to stand by him no matter what he decides to do.

Rebecca: Oh, please. Please, do not tell me that you are just going to sit there and do nothing if he decides to give her another chance.

Gwen: Yes, i'm going to sit here and do nothing. Mother, it is ethan's decision to make. Besides, i think he's already made the decision, and i think he's going to stick to it.

Ivy: Well, I hope you're right, gwen. I want theresa to end up with nothing, and that includes ethan.

Theresa: Ethan, you must know that i have changed, that I have grown up, that i have proven to you that I can be trusted.

Ethan: Look, theresa, I'm -- i'm proud that you told the truth, and it's a big step. I'm glad that you did the right thing.

Theresa: I couldn't say anything but the truth about how much i love you.

Ethan: Well, if only you would have been honest from the start when all this began. And if you just would've told me the truth when i came down to bermuda to get you. No, but you lied to me. Not only did you lie about marrying julian, but also about sleeping with him. And then you lied to me again when you didn't tell me that you were pregnant with julian's child.

Theresa: I know, ethan. I should have told you the truth, but --

ethan: Theresa, i had warned you that if you lied to me again, it was over. You knew that, but you chose to lie.

Theresa: But I didn't lie today, ethan. I told the truth.

Ethan: You were under oath. Now, i can't have a relationship with someone that I have to put under oath to get at the truth.

Theresa: That is not the way it is.

Ethan: Theresa, i'm sorry. I really am. But it's over for us.

Theresa: Oh, I should have lied because telling the truth got me nowhere. I've lost the crane empire. I've lost ethan. I've lost everything.

[Music plays]

brian: Hey, i can tell you still have a fever. Why don't you go back to bed?

Sheridan: No, I'm fine, really. Besides, i still want to meet your brother.

Brian: I told you, you can meet him tomorrow.

[Sheridan coughs]

sheridan: No, I'm fine. Besides, i'm loving this party. Everything is just so beautiful and romantic, and I don't want to miss sharing this with you.

Brian: All right. I don't want you to miss it, either. It wouldn't be the same without you.

Sheridan: Uh-uh.

Luis: I could hold you and dance like this all night long.

Beth: Mmm, so could I. But I do want to meet brian's girlfriend.

Luis: All right, so we'll go meet him and get it over with. Then we can spend the rest of the night together -- just you and me.

Beth: I like the sound of that.

zombie charity: The bird of mordred never fails. It's going to find timmy and bring him back to me so i can destroy him. If i'm lucky, he'll just finish him off himself.

Tabitha: Oh, my poor timmy.

Zombie charity: Yes. As you said, tabitha, the bird of mordred is the most powerful raven from the dark side. If it chooses to take care of timmy, they'll be nothing left of him. He'll be torn to bits.

Timmy: If timmy gets another ride, he'd better keep his mouth shut. It must be getting late. Timmy guesses the moon went down. It got so dark.

[Raven shrieks]

pilar: I can tell things didn't go very well with ethan, huh?

Theresa: Should've lied, mama. Telling the truth didn't do any good at all. I -- i have nothing.

Pilar: I'm sorry. But you know what? I'm not sorry you told the truth because that is what the little girl i know and love would do.

Theresa: Well, the little girl you know and love just blew her chances to have the crane billions and to get ethan back -- though i would gladly have taken ethan over the money. But now ivy and rebecca will win and I will have nothing. I should have lied.

Pilar: Theresa, no.

Theresa: Yes, mama. I was an idiot. I was weak. Well, never again.

Bailiff: All rise.

Judge: Ladies and gentlemen, I've made my decision.

[Luis and beth giggle]

beth: Oh --

luis: Hello.

Beth: Brian.

Brian: Hey.

Beth: Hey.

Brian: Guess what? Diana was feeling better, so she decided to come down.

Luis: Excellent.

Beth: Oh, that's great. Diana, it's so nice to meet you. I'm beth

sheridan: Hi.

Luis: It's so nice to finally meet you.

Sheridan: I know you.

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