Passions Transcript Wednesday 4/17/02



Passions Transcript Wednesday 4/17/02

by Suzanne

Tabitha: "Organic, no preservatives added, 100% natural." It doesn't say anything about tastes good. Oh, well. We'll just have to cross our fingers.

Timmy: What's that smell?

Tabitha: Oh, your breakfast, lad.

Timmy: Tabby's making breakfast? Why?

Tabitha: Now that you're human, I have to keep you well fed.

Timmy: What's tabby making for breakfast?

Tabitha: Pancakes. Delicious pancakes. And they're almost ready, so sit yourself down at the table ani'll serve them up.

Voice: Behold your timmy's future!

Tabitha: Oh, no. Not timmy.

Timmy: I have to see that timmy stays alive. I have to do everything I can. I have to feed him right and take good care of him. Of course, that zombie charity, she's the wild card. She could kill us both, him and me, and there's not a damn thing i could do about it.

Sam: Wait a minute. What are you saying?

Zombie charity: I'm saying that kay is the key to the fire that almost killed miguel and me.

Sam: Kay is?

Zombie charity: Remember the story I told about a girl so filled with jealousy that she would set fire to miguel's house to get back at him for rejecting her and to get revenge on me for being the object of miguel's love? Well, we all know that a girl who has feelings like that must exist, right? Are you the key, kay? The key to the mysterious fire?

Ethan: It's a very generous settlement, theresa.

Woodrow: $10 million. I'll say.

Pilar: $10 million.

Ethan: Plus child support and a trust fund for the baby.

Woodrow: My advice is take it.

Ethan: Will you accept the settlement, theresa?

Luis: Well, I guess antonio decided not to show up for our breakfast.

Beth: He and his lady friend will be here, I'm sure. And remembero call him brian, ok?

Luis: Right. Brian.

Sheridan: This is perfect.

Luis: To us. To our life and our love. So much has happened to me at this resort, in this very dining room.

Beth: You were thinking about sheridan.

Luis: Yeah. Hey, i wasn't pining away for her. I was just remembering.

Beth: I understand.

Luis: Yeah. And now running into antonio at this very resort -- who'd ever thought that this place would have so many memories for me or be so important in my life?

Brian: Diana? I'm not so sure about this.

Sheridan: You have to talk to your brother. You've got to work things out. Besides, i can't wait to meet him.

Brian: I know, I know.

Sheridan: You know, I only wish that i could talk to a member of my family -- if i even have any family. You know, having amnesia's like living in this big, blank space. I just would give anything to -- you know what -- come on, let's go talk to your brother. Could change your life forever.

Brian: Ok.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

timmy: What is that?

Tabitha: Pancakes! Well, all right, if you don't want them --

timmy: Oh, no, no, no. It's just that timmy's never seen such yummy-looking pancakes.

Tabitha: Well, let's just hope they taste as good as they look.

Timmy: Timmy's sure they will.

Tabitha: Well, go on, eat up.

Timmy: Uh --

timmy: Water.

Tabitha: Oh, dear. Oh, they're a total failure, aren't they? Inedible. Oh, well. I never said i was julia child.

Timmy: Oh, it -- it wasn't the pancakes, tabby. Timmy's just got something in his throat.

Tabitha: Oh, you don't have to lie to me to keep from hurting my feelings. I know i botched the batch, and I meant well.

Timmy: Timmy knows that. And timmy's very grateful his princess is taking such good care of him.

Tabitha: Well, I have to keep you healthy so you're full of energy and you can do all the chores around the house like taking out the garbage, etc.

Timmy: Timmy knew that. And timmy will need his energy for other things, too.

Tabitha: Oh, no, no, not charity again.

Timmy: Timmy has to save charity. That zombie is causing so much trouble in harmony. And if she sleeps with miguel --

tabitha: Yeah, he'll die a cruel death, that's for sure.

Timmy: And then t real charity could die, too. Timmy can't let that happen. Timmy has to find the spell book to get rid of that zombie. He just can't let that happen. He has to rescue charity.

Tabitha: No, you can't, timmy. I don't want to lose you!

Kay: Hold on a minute, guys. I already told you, I smelled smoke when i woke up. I went to miguel's to make sure he was ok. The fire was already started when i got there.

Chief garrison: Did you see anyone?

Kay: No.

Sam: Now, kay, are you sure you're telling us everything? You haven't left anything out?

Kay: No, daddy.

Sam: Kay, listen to me, if there's anything else you think you should tell us, now is the time. Did you have anything -- anything at all -- to do with this fire?

Ivy: I don't get it. Why isn't theresa jumping at that offer? It's more money than she should ever hope to receive.

Rebecca: Who knows what's going on in that twisted, little mind of hers.

Ivy: No. Something's different. Theresa's definitely changed. It's not the same theresa we're used to dealing with.

Rebecca: Hmm, she's worse, if that's possible.

Ivy: Well, she's certainly more aggressive. Yes, theresa's definitely up to something.

Ethan: You know i wouldn't give you bad advice, don't you?

Theresa: Yes. I do know that.

Ethan: Then i advise you to take this settlement.

Woodrow: 10 million. It's a lot of money.

Theresa: Money like that could set my family up for life. Mama could stop working and so could luis and miguel could go to any college in the world.

Ethan: Well, great. I'm glad you're accepting the settlement.

Woodrow: Well, everybody wins. An attorney's dream, right, ethan?

Ethan: You said it.

Ivy: I beg your pardon, but did I miss something?

Ethan: What do you mean?

Ivy: Well, did theresa accept the offer? Because if she did, I didn't hear it.

Ethan: Theresa?

Rebecca: Well? Are you going to take the money or not?

Luis: Well, he's late. If he thinks he can play games with me --

beth: I'm sure he's --

luis: Making me sit and wait so he can feel one up.

Beth: First off, antonio -- brian -- I'm sure he's not more than a few minutes late. And the last thing on his mind is one-upsmanship, ok?

Luis: Yeah. I'll give him five minutes.

Beth: And then what? You'll blow up at him?

Luis: So maybe that's the way it's meant to be.

Beth: No, I don't believe that.

Luis: Yeah, well, antonio's the one who took off on us. First papa disappeared and then antonio just left us. I was the one who was left to foot the bills to pay for mama, miguel, and my sisters.

Beth: I remember. That was years ago, luis. And for you to lose your temper now after so much time has passed --

luis: You're right. There's no good going to come of me reopening old wounds, is there? Most important thing is my family. I promised mama if i ever ran into antonio again that I would bring him home to her. That's what I have to concentrate on.

Luis: Oh, my God. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Beth: Luis, what is it? What do you see?

Luis: Antonio. For a second there, I thought -- I thought I was looking at my father. I just forgot how much they looked alike.

Beth: Handsome, like all the lopez fitzgerald men.

Luis: Yeah.

Beth: What? What's so funny?

Luis: Oh -- yeah. Boy, girls used to call all the time. Made my mother so mad.

Beth: But, you know, when he was talking earlier about his girlfriend, there was something in his voice, something that made me feel like he was really serious about her.

Luis: Yeah, I thought the same thing. Well, who knows -- maybe this woman will get him to settle down. Wonder what's so special about her.

Maitre d': Good morning, good morning.

Brian: We are supposed to meet someone here -- my brother.

Maitre d': Well, give me the name on the reservation and I'll be glad to show you to the table.

Rebecca: Well?

Theresa: I'm sorry, but I cannot accept this settlement.

Rebecca: What?

Theresa: I am the rightful mrs. Crane and i deserve the entire estate, not some tiny part of it.

Woodrow: "Tiny"?

Ivy: Ugh.

Ethan: Mother? You ok?

Ivy: No, I'm fine, fine. I just need one of my pills.

Pilar: Theresa, think about what you're doing.

Woodrow: Listen, listen to your mother, please.

Ivy: Actually, I am glad that you won't accept this settlement.

Rebecca: What?

Ivy: This way she'll be spending the rest of her life living in a shack with julian's bastard!

Ethan: Mother, stop. Theresa, please, i strongly advise you to reconsider. There's something you don't know, all right? I found some loopholes in the island divorce laws and julian's divorce from mother will almost undoubtedly prove to be invalid. Therefore, you will have no claim to the crane estate -- none at all. If you don't take this settlement, you will wind up with nothing, not a penny.

Theresa: You're wrong, ethan. I'm going to get everything that i want. Everything.

Zombie charity: Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. I think you all misunderstood me. I'm sorry.

Sam: Misunderstood?

Zombie charity: Yeah, I wasn't accusing kay of having anything to do with this fire.

Chief garrison: What were you saying then, miss?

Zombie charity: I was just saying that maybe kay would know a girl who was capable of setting the fire. Oh, I feel terrible if you all took what I said the wrong way. Kay, i just -- i know that you know a lot of girls at school and I thought that maybe you would know a girl who might be jealous of me, would want hurt me in some way.

Kay: No. I've never heard anyone talk about wanting to get revenge on you, charity.

Zombie charity: Ok, well, how about a girl who -- who felt rejected by miguel?

Kay: Absolutely not.

Zombie charity: Are you sure?

Chief garrison: Think hard, ms. Bennett. This is very important.

Kay: Chief garrison, if i could think of someone, I would tell you, but I can'T.

Zombie charity: Hmm. Well, I guess I was just wrong. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to accidentally imply that kay was guilty.

Sam: Ok, well, I think that's enough for now. We'll talk later.

Chief garrison: Good idea.

Sam: I'll show you out.

Grace: Miguel, can I ask you something?

Miguel: Yeah.

Kay: That's it. I've had it with you. I'm going to go find that book of spells right now. I'm going to get rid of you.

tabitha: Just forget about the book of spells and saving the real charity. She's a goner no matter what you do.

Timmy: No, don't say that, tabby.

Tabitha: Just concentrate on being a happy, healthy human boy.

Timmy: What's that smell? It smells delicious. Did tabby make something else for breakfast?

Tabitha: No. Wish i had. Oh, it's coming from the bennett house. Grace is probably working her magic in the kitchen again. Oh. There's where we can get a good meal. We can breakfast chez bennetts'. They always have plenty of good, healthy food around.

Timmy: Great idea, princess. Good food, and timmy will keep an eye on that zombie at the same time.

Tabitha: Didn't i just get through telling you to forget about all that? If you even think about getting rid of that zombie, it could have dire consequences.

Timmy: Is there something tabby's not telling timmy?

Tabitha: No, I -- i just want you to be careful, that's all, lad.

Timmy: Timmy will be. Don't worry, princess. Let's just get over to the bennetts' and have some breakfast. Timmy's starving.

Tabitha: I have to find a way to protect him. I don't know what I'd do without my little timmy.

Kay: Get that claw way from me.

Zombie charity: You will never -- repeat -- never destroy me. My powers are growing stronger all the time. Try anything and i will crush you.

Kay: I am not going to let you make love to miguel.

Zombie charity: Well, that's a done deal. Miguel y yo will be doing the horizontal mambo.

Kay: I will find a way to stop you, i promise you that.

Zombie charity: Oh, give it up, kayzie. You're finished.

Kay: I'm not going to let you get miguel. I swear it.

Zombie charity: Hmm. There's a lot to be said for assuming human form. I think I'll just stay like this for a while. But kay's a threat. Then there's tabitha and timmy. They know about me, and even the real charity knows i'm a zombie. I think it's time to just eliminate all these threats. Yes, i think it's time to get rid of all of them. Hmm.

Theresa: You can't change my mind. I am not going to accept this settlement.

Woodrow: Let me explain something to you, theresa -- if you sue for everything and you go into court and lose, you'll still have to pay me. Instead of being $10 million richer you'll end up swimming in debt.

Pilar: What are you doing, theresa? I thought you wanted money from the cranes for your baby, for your family. You said you wanted to change all our lives.

Woodrow: 10 mill will pay for a lot of changing, believe me.

Pilar: I don't care about the money. You made it seem like you did, theresa.

Theresa: Mama, it's not just about the money.

Pilar: What else do you want, mija?

Pilar: Please forget about ethan. You've lost him.

Theresa: No. I love ethan and i still want him back. I want everything. Everything.

Brian: That's my brother.

Maitre d': Oh, yes. Very good, sir. This way, please.

Brian: Your hand is so warm. You're burning up with fever.

Sheridan: I'm fine. I just need a good breakfast, that's all.

Brian: Uh-uh, what you need is to go back up to the room and take some aspirin until that fever breaks, get some rest.

Sheridan: After -- after we meet your brother.

Brian: No, there isn't going to be any meeting, diana. We're both going up to the room right now. Come on.

Sheridan: No, after we talk to your brother.

Brian: Look, you're more important than he is.

Sheridan: All right, fine, I'll make you a deal -- if you stay and talk to your brother, i will go back up to the room. But you've got to promise me that you will bring him up there

meet me after you have breakfast.

Brian: I want to make sure you get some rest.

Sheridan: That's my final offer. Take it or leave it.

Luis: What the hell's holdup? Why haven't they come to sit down with us yet? I'm going to go check, make sure everything's all right. Radiant haircolor.

Singer: You are my passion for life

brian: Ok, you win. You go back up to the room and I'll bring my brother up there to meet you later.

Sheridan: Have a good talk.

Brian: All right.

Sheridan: And listen to each other, ok?

Luis: Hey, antonio.

Brian: Hey, luis.

Luis: Where's your girlfriend?

Brian: She wasn't feeling well.

Luis: Oh. That's too bad. Sorry.

Brian: Yeah, she went back up to the room. I'll take you up there to meet her later, though.

Luis: Ok. Well, let's go to the table.

Brian: Lead on.

Sheridan: Wrong room.

Sheridan: Good-looking family, though. Wonder why they seem so familiar. Oh, my goodness. This is the best i've ever had. What was that? Why did I just have a memory of my dead lover?

Brian: So she went back up the room.

Beth: Oh, what a shame. Well, I hope she feels better. We were really looking forward to meeting her, weren't we, luis?

Luis: Yeah.

Beth: So -- you know, it's really good to see you again, antonio -- sorry -- brian.

Brian: Oh, it's good to see you, too, beth.

Luis: Yeah. I hope we can all see a lot more of each other back in harmony.

Brian: Yeah, well, I'm not so sure that that's a good idea.

Luis: Look, mama really wants to see you, antonio.

Brian: Yeah, and I wanted to see her, too, when I came home over christmas, but you weren't too thrilled about that.

Luis: I already apologized for that.

Brian: Oh, what, and I'm supposed to just forget because you said you're sorry?

Luis: Yeah, well, there's some things I'm having a hard time forgetting, too, like you abandoning us.

Brian: Oh, right.

Beth: Luis --

brian: You know, you keep throwing that up in my face, we're not going to get very far with this.

Luis: I'm not --

beth: Antonio.

Luis: Throwing it in your face. It's a fact and we have to deal with it.

Beth: Ok, both of you just stop it. This was supposed to be a reunion. After all these years, you're finally together again. How can you fight? Come on, you're brothers. You love each other.

Luis: All right, you know what the problem is here? The problem is we're doing way too much talking. Now, i know a way to cut through all these arguments. I have a picture up in my room and I want you to see it.

Beth: A picture?

Luis: Yeah. Once you see this picture, you're going to want to come back to harmony. I'll go get it.

Beth: Ok.

Sheridan: Why am i thinking about my dead lover?

Grace: Timmy.

Timmy: Ooh. This is good. What is it?

Sam: It's a strawberry.

Grace: You never had one before?

Timmy: Not like this. And that's wonderful.

Sam: You're saying you've never had a strawberry or orange juice before?

Grace: A boy your age?

Tabitha: Timmy's parents were a bit odd, i'm afraid. They're vegan vegetarian, wheat germ, soybean, tofu-type people.

Sam: Dig in.

Grace: I hope you enjoy this, timmy.

Timmy: Oh, don't worry about it, mrs. B. Timmy loves it.

Tabitha: I've got to talk to that zombie. Can't let anything happen to my timmy.

Woodrow: I hope you'll reconsider.

Pilar: For you to even think that you could get ethan back --

theresa: I don't think mama -- I know.

Pilar: After al the pain that you've brought him and the hurt? No, teresita. He may be polite to you, might even be nice to you from time to time, but he could never forgive you.

Theresa: I don't want to think about these things right now. I have other things on my mind, important things, like my rights, mama. I am entitled to this crane empire.

Pilar: No, theresa.

Theresa: All of it.

Pilar: $10 million.

Theresa: That is just peanuts compared to what the cranes have -- billions -- and it is all rightfully mine.

Pilar: Tu estas loca if you believe that.

Theresa: Mama, I am not crazy. I am julian crane's widow.

Pilar: Well, I only pray that you come to your senses. Think about your baby, think about the future.

Theresa: That is exactly what i'm doing. That's why i will not settle for anything less than what i deserve.

Ivy: That's it, ethan, it's over.

Ethan: Don't say that, mother. Theresa's pregnant with julian's child.

Ivy: I don't care if it is quintuplets. Oh, no, she gets nothing. We have been kind to her and she has spat in our faces. I repeat -- it is over.

Ethan: Look, just not yet, all right? Just let me talk to her, try to get her to accept the offer.

Ivy: Oh, please.

Ethan: We have to try.

Ivy: Oh, fine, do whatever you have to do.

Ethan: Pilar, could i have a minute with theresa?

Pilar: I hope you can make her listen to reason. I certainly can'T.

Theresa: It's not use, ethan. I've made up my mind.

Ethan: Well, then you need to change it because you're going to lose everything. This is not a game. You're not going to be able to choose from multiple offers. This is a one-time thing. Take it now.

Theresa: I gave you my answer.

Ethan: Just please reconsider, all right, because once this offer is withdrawn, that's it. You have to reconsider it.

Ivy: I am so sickf seeing theresa here, acting like she's lady of the house.

I am lady of the house. If she doesn't accept this settlement, I am going to throw her out on her pregnant behind.

Brian: I knew that meeting with luis was a bad idea.

Beth: Just because you guys --

brian: He's always going to resent me for leaving.

Beth: He's trying to get over his resentment, antonio, but it's hard. I don't know what you've gone through since you left harmony, but I know how rough it's been for luis, and maybe if you knew, it'd help you understand him better. He didn't even get to go to college.

Brian: Yeah, because i abandoned the family, as he likes to say.

Beth: And your father had disappeared. The financial pressures were incredible, so luis worked all through high school and then he went straight into the police academy. He missed out on so much, antonio. We were supposed to get married. But, you know, luis felt like he had to take care of his family, so we broke up.

Brian: I'm sorry.

Beth: I'm not fixing blame, antonio. I'm just stating facts. And one fact is luis may still hold some resentment towards you, but he's offering to make peace with you and bring you back into the lopez fitzgerald family. I mean, don't you want that?

Sheridan: I'm so tired.

Sheridan: That picture. Why can't I get it out of my head? Why did I think of my dead lover when i saw it?

Luis: Gone forever. I'm not going to lose anyone else. Once i convince antonio to come back to harmony, i'm going to tell him all about you. I'll show him your picture. At least i have the memories of you to share with him.

zombie charity: Here.

Miguel: That was good. Want one?

Zombie charity: Mm-hmm.

Kay: I am not going to let you hurt miguel. I'll get rid of you first, you stupid zombie.

Grace: Well, you are a pleasure to cook for, timmy.

Timmy: Mmm. Those pancakes were great.

Grace: Well, if you like these, you're going to love the waffles.

Tabitha: Timmy's so little. I can't let anything happen to him. Charity, dear, could I have a word with you? This won't take a minute, miguel.

Miguel: All right. Hurry back.

Zombie charity: Yeah, it better not. You did see that i was having fun here?

Tabitha: Oh, sorry.

Zombie charity: Miguel is hot.

Tabitha: Yes, well, no doubt you two will be sizzling again in a moment. I -- i need to ask you a favor. Now that timmy's human, and we both know that human lives can be very fragile --

zombie charity: Get on with it.

Tabitha: I don't want to lose him. I need your help. I need to borrow some of your witchcraft powers -- not a lot, mind you. Just enough to cast a spell to make sure timmy stays alive.

Zombie charity: Hmm, i can't do that.

Tabitha: Why not? It would take the merest fraction of your power to keep him alive.

Zombie charity: It doesn't matter what it would take. I'm not going to keep him alive because I'm going to kill him.

Ethan: Theresa, you will lose in court. Because of the loophole I found in the law, this is an open-and-shut case.

Theresa: Ethan, I'm not going to accept the offer. I mean, I don't know what I have to say to convince you, but this is all mine. I am julian crane's widow.

Ivy: Oh, dream on, theresa! This -- everything -- this is all mine. And I am glad that you didn't accept the settlement because now you are going to be penniless! You're going to be destitute! Oh. Oh.

Ethan: Mother? You all right?

Ivy: I need air. Air.

Lar: You are making a terrible mistake, theresa.

Woodrow: I'm afraid i'll have to agree. Ethan's right -- there's nothing we can do. He's got the legalities nailed. All we can do is lose.

Theresa: Oh, I will not let anyone take this away from me. I am mrs. Julian crane and I will not lose. I won'T.

Brian: You know, what you said before about my being selfish --

beth: No, I never said that.

Brian: Well, whatever it was you said, that's pretty much what you meant. And you were right. Partly right, anyway. I had no idea that luis had given up so much on the account of my leaving. But what i was trying to do was save my family. I mean, it never entered my mind that all i was doing was bringing more pain on them.

Beth: You thought you were saving your family? From what, antonio? What were you saving your family from?

Housecleaner: Forgot the glass spray.

Luis: Oh, no. It can't be. No. I don't believe it.

Luis: It's her. It really is.

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