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Passions Transcript Tuesday 4/2/02
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Beth: Can you hold the elevator, please? Oh --
Brian: I was hitting the "door open" button.
Grace: Eve, couldn't you just call the hospital and ask them to send over the results now? I mean, it would mean so much to me, and it's not really a bother, is it?
Ivy: You are going to do exactly what I tell you to do, Eve. You are going to change those DNA test results, or I will ruin your life.
Grace: I mean, I don't doubt for a minute that John is my son. It's just that the sooner we know, the better, right?
Eve: Grace, I think it could be a little difficult getting a messenger at this hour.
Grace: You know, I don't mind waiting as long as we know tonight. I mean, please, Eve, just call them and ask if they could send a messenger. What have we got to lose?
Luis: It's a nice room.
Beth: Yeah. We have a lot of drawers, closet space.
Luis: Wow. I mean nice color.
Beth: Thanks. Yeah, I thought it would be hot here in Bermuda, right?
Beth: Yeah, I just thought it would be comfy -- comfy to sleep in. Ahem.
Luis: It's definitely getting warm in here.
Beth: Look, Luis, I'm making you uncomfortable. I'm sorry.
Luis: No, Beth, please, don't apologize, all right? We -- we just need to relax and try not to take things so fast, not to rush.
Beth: Easy does it.
Luis: Right. Easy.
Beth: Ok. Well, what do you feel like doing, then?
Luis: Why don't I order us some champagne?
Beth: Ok. Great.
Luis: Let's call room service, and -- yeah. Line's busy. Well, I'll just go down to the bar and Iíll get it myself.
[Door opens and closes]
Beth: I'll be waiting, Luis. I'll wait as long as it takes.
Diana: Never occurred to me there'd only be one bed.
Brian: Yeah, me, neither.
Sheridan: You know what? You take it. I'll be fine on the couch. I mean, after all, this is your trip. I'm just along for the ride. What are you doing?
Brian: What Iíve wanted to do all night. I'm taking you to bed.
Tabitha: Ahem. I haven't seen the Book of Spells for ages. Have you, Timmy?
Timmy: No, Timmy can't say that he has.
Tabitha: I can't imagine what happened to that old tome, but you're welcome to look for it if you want, dear.
Kay: Great. I'll start here. Thanks.
Tabitha: Oh, no! Not in here. In the attic first. Try there.
Tabitha: That's the last place I remember seeing it.
Kay: Ok, thanks.
Timmy: What's the Book of Spells doing in here? Timmy thought Tabby burnt it.
Tabitha: I did. Must have one hell of a fire insurance policy. Good thing Kayís gone upstairs. We've got to get a hold of that blasted book before she sees it, tries to zap zombie Blondie into oblivion again.
Timmy: Timmy wishes she would. That zombie's nasty.
Tabitha: Yes. And whose wrath do you think she will incur if Kay were to cast a spell and ruin zombie Blondieís night of nookie with Miguel?
Timmy: Timmy and Tabby?
Tabitha: Better Miguel should die pitching woo with a demon than we for letting Kay get her hands on that bloody book again.
Timmy: Since Tabby put it that way -- here, Book of Spells! Come back here. Come back here. Come to Timmy.
Zombie Charity: Mmm. Yum, yum, yum. Can't wait to have me some. All I have to do is just talk my way into Miguelís bed and that hot hunk of eye candy is going to be all mine. Until he's done the deed, and then he's going to be done for. Hello, sweaty sheets. Adios, Miguel.
Tabitha: Grab it. Grab it, Timmy. Our lives depend on keeping that book hidden from Kay.
Timmy: Guard the door. Timmy has a plan. Come on. Come on.
Tabitha: Well done, Timmy.
Tabitha: Oh, no! This is no time for games, Timmy. Land that book this instant.
Timmy: Timmy's trying. The book is on autopilot!
Tabitha: Well, if the book won't land, I'll just have to swat it down.
Timmy: Tabby! Help Timmy!
[Knock on window]
Miguel: Hey, Charity.
Zombie Charity: Hi, hi.
Miguel: I tried to call you, but the line was busy.
Zombie Charity: Oh. Well, Kay and Simone must've been on the phone or something. You know they're chatterboxes.
Miguel: Yeah. I'll get dressed and take you to get some hot chocolate.
Zombie Charity: Well, that's sweet, but, you know, I'd rather just stay here with you.
Miguel: Sure. Come on in.
Zombie Charity: Cold out there.
Miguel: I'll warm you up.
Zombie Charity: Oh, I was hoping you'd say that.
Ivy: The DNA test results are in? Well, then I have until morning to convince Eve to change the results or have her tawdry past exposed. What? What do you mean the results are being messengered to Chief Bennettís house tonight? No -- then I don't have any time to lose. Get over here and get me. I have to get to Samís house before those results do. Damn.
Brian: Between you being knocked overboard by that loose boom and nearly drowning again, I wanted to get you off the boat into a decent bed where you could get a good night's rest.
Diana: You are the sweetest man on earth.
Brian: Oh, don't think I don't have ulterior motives for doing what Iím doing.
Brian: Yeah. I want you to get a good night's rest so we can have a great time while we're here in Bermuda. Don't forget, we have that fancy ball and big dinner to go to, so --
Diana: Just thinking about it makes me feel better already.
Brian: Good. Why don't you go to sleep?
Diana: What about you?
Brian: What about me?
Diana: Where are you going to sleep?
Brian: I'll take the couch.
Diana: Don't be silly. I mean, after sailing the boat all day, saving my life again -- look, there's plenty of room here. Just sleep right here.
Brian: Thanks, but you know what? I want you to be able to relax, stretch out without having to worry about bumping into me.
Diana: You sure?
Man: What'd you mean before when you said you thought you saw a ghost?
Billy: Oh, right. You started working here after it happened.
Man: What, somebody die in the lobby?
Billy: Close. Just before hurricane Peggy roared through, right, a guest -- this beautiful woman -- she was lost at sea after the boat she and her fiancť were on exploded. Right, now the fiancť and some friends of his -- they went looking for her during the storm, but they never found her. Later the Shore Patrol recovered a body, and it was ID'd as the missing woman. She was cremated.
Man: And that's the woman you thought you saw?
Billy: I know it sounds crazy, but a woman that got on that elevator earlier looked just like her.
Man: Well, they say everybody has a double.
Billy: Well, she could've been this woman's identical twin.
Man: Or the body they found was the wrong one and she never died.
Billy: Well, I'll ask her next time I see her.
Luis: Hey, what's a guy got to do to find a bottle of champagne around here? I tried the bar. It was closed.
Billy: Well, the Sailfish is open 24 hours, sir.
Luis: Ok. Thanks, man.
Man: You know, the desk clerk and I were just talking about you.
Luis: About me? Why?
Man: Well, you must be really happy about finding your old love.
Luis: Here's to me not being a fool anymore.
Beth: What do you mean?
Luis: I've been a fool not to see what's been staring me in the face. You, Beth. My first love. My last.
Beth: I made you happy once, Luis. I can do it again if you would just let go of Sheridan.
Luis: You saw my old love? Where? Where did you see her?
Man: In the elevator just a little while ago. She was on her way up to her room.
Luis: You saw her in the elevator? Oh. Oh, man. I see what you're saying. You mean the woman that I'm here with in Bermuda. Right, she was my old love, my first love.
Man: Yeah, I never got her name, but she sure is pretty.
Luis: Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy to be back with her. At least Iím trying to be. We were apart for a long time, and then I fell in --
Man: Excuse me, sir.
Luis: Yeah. Why do you keep thinking that Sheridanís still alive? Wait a minute. How did -- how did that bellhop know that Beth was my old love? She must've told him.
Brian: Nothing like a hot, relaxing shower.
Diana: Yeah. Hot is nice. Well, thanks again for letting me have the bed. You're a true gentleman.
Brian: Well, like I said, I just want you to get a good night's sleep. And if I was in bed with you, you wouldn't.
Diana: No, I guess I wouldn't.
Brian: Don't worry about me. I'll be fine here on the couch, ok? Diana, you looked a million miles away just now. What were you thinking about?
Diana: Us. I was remembering us. We were so happy in our past life. Just incredibly happy.
Brian: I'm happy being with you in this lifetime.
Timmy: Tabby! Whoa! Help Timmy!
Tabitha: Oh, get down here, you pesky book. Timmy's nose bleeds at high altitudes. Oh, no. Kay's coming.
Kay: Where could that spell book be? I need to stop that claim-jumping zombie from jumping Miguelís bones.
Tabitha: All right. If you can't land the book, then there's only one thing to do!
Miguel: You never told me why you came by.
Zombie Charity: Hmm. I couldn't wait till morning to see you. Every minute we're apart is unbearable.
Miguel: I hate not being with you, too.
Zombie Charity: I'm so glad to hear you say that because I can't wait another night to be with you.
Eve: The DNA results will be messengered over right away.
Grace: Thank you, Eve. I mean, I just can't wait for proof of what I know in my heart is true -- that John is my son. I'm going to call him.
David: Don't cheat, huh? Hello?
Grace: David, hi. I'm sorry to call this late, but I thought you'd want to know that the test results are in.
David: They are?
Grace: Yeah, and Eve's having them messengered over. So if you and John want to come down, we could all see them together.
David: John and I will be right over.
Grace: John and David are coming down. Sam, this is just great. Soon there won't be any doubt about the truth.
Brian: You make me happy, Diana. Incredibly happy.
Diana: Feeling's mutual.
Brian: Better let you get some rest if you're going to be 100% by the morning.
Diana: Yes, doctor. Well, good night. Sleep well.
Brian: Good night. Sweet dreams.
Luis: Ta-da. Beth?
Beth: I'm coming!
Beth: Ahem. I -- I went ahead and changed for bed. I hope you don't mind.
Beth: Or I could just change back if you want.
Luis: We're -- we're on vacation. We should be comfortable and enjoy ourselves.
Beth: Well, you know, it -- it really was getting warm in here earlier.
Luis: Yeah. So -- still is.
Beth: You're so sweet to remember I love champagne. Thank you for pampering me.
Luis: It's my pleasure. And --
Beth: Thank you.
Luis: I would like to propose a toast.
Luis: To us and to our incredible island vacation.
Beth: I will drink to that.
John: Hi, Mom.
John: Thanks for calling Dad and me over.
Grace: Oh, yeah.
David: Yeah, the sooner we get this behind us, the better.
Grace: Well, I wanted you both here for when we get the confirmation of what we already know in our hearts -- that we're mother and son.
Sam: I'll get that.
Eve's voice: That has to be the test results. Well, at least Ivy won't be here to make a bad situation worse.
Ivy: Do you know yet, Sam? Do you know the truth?
Timmy: Get Timmy down from here!
Tabitha and Timmy: Whoa!
Kay: Tabitha, Timmy, are you guys, ok?
Tabitha: Oh. Oh. Oh, yes, dear. Thank you.
Kay: You're welcome.
Tabitha: I was -- I was sweeping cobwebs off the ceiling with my broom, and I lost my balance, took a little tumble. Oh, good thing I have Timmy here to help when I fall and can't get up.
Kay: Yeah, it is. Tabitha, I couldn't find that book upstairs. You don't by any chance know where else it could be, do you?
Tabitha: Oh. No, dear. I haven't the foggiest. Well, Timmy and I will let you know if we find it.
Kay: Thanks. I'd appreciate it. You know, there's something in there that I'd like to read to Charity. Think she'd be really affected by it.
Zombie Charity: Hmm?
Miguel: What brought this on?
Zombie Charity: Oh, Miguel, I just -- I love you. I need to be with you.
Miguel: I love you, too, but I thought that we agreed to wait till after your birthday party to make love.
Zombie Charity: Uh-uh. I don't want to wait. Miguel, the party's days away. And I'm a girl and you're a guy. And we have needs and wants and desires, and they need to be fulfilled.
Miguel: I know. But I don't have protection.
Zombie Charity: [Gasps] Well, I do.
Miguel: Even so, Iím not sure that I feel comfortable making love in my mom's house when she could be home any minute.
Zombie Charity: Hmm.
Miguel: Maybe we should wait till after your birthday party.
Zombie Charity: No.
Miguel: You know, Reeseís folks have a cabin on the lake. I can call, see if we can use it.
Sam: Do I know the truth about what, Ivy?
Ivy: Uh -- about Julianís murder. I was wondering if you'd found his killer yet because, you know, the more I think about it, the more Iím sure that Rebecca is right and that Theresa did it.
Sam: Now, why would you say that?
Ivy: I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were having a party.
Grace: No. We're not having a party. We're waiting for the hospital to send over the DNA results.
Ivy: Oh. Well -- well, good. Good because, you know, the sooner they come, the sooner you'll realize that John is your son with David and the suspicion that I manufactured a husband and a son will be proven false.
Grace: Yeah, when we get the results, it'll confirm what Iíve always known in my heart -- that John is my son.
Ivy: Isn't it touching to have a love so deep and so powerful that you don't need proof to know it's true? Isn't that remarkable, Eve?
Eve: Yes, Ivy, that's just remarkable. And it's something that you sure don't know anything about.
Diana: What happened to my lover?
Brian: Your lover's dead. I'm your lover now.
Diana: It was only a dream. Or was it a sign?
Beth: Whoa. It's getting late, I guess.
Luis: Yeah, it is. Well, we should probably get to bed, get a fresh start for tomorrow.
Luis: Right. Uh --
Luis: [Giggles] You can have this side. I'm fine with the other side. Or Iíll take the couch. Whatever you're most comfortable with.
Beth: No. Luis, you won the trip. Come on. I'll -- I'll sleep on the couch.
Luis: No. This is getting ridiculous. All right -- we're both mature adults, right? And I'm sure that we can sleep in the same bed without feeling awkward about it.
Beth: Well, good night, Luis.
Luis: Good night.
Kay: Hey, Tabitha? I never really got a chance to thank you properly.
Tabitha: Make sure that book stays put. Thank me for what, dear?
Kay: For the advice you gave me. I don't know. You made me realize that going after what I want isn't evil. It's sensible.
Kay: So I just want you to know, Iím going to fight zom-- ahem -- I'm going to fight Charity. I'm going to fight Charity, and I'm going to make sure that I get Miguel.
Timmy's voice: Too bad Kay will lose the fight and Miguel will lose his life.
Miguel: That's weird. The door's stuck.
Zombie Charity: Huh. Well, the wind must've just shut it really hard.
Miguel: I didn't feel any wind before. Besides, I shut the window.
Zombie Charity: Well, why don't you just forget about the door and maybe open the window, let in some air. I have a feeling it's going to get really hot in here.
Grace: Hey, Sam, can you help me? I think we need a cocoa refill.
Ivy: Did you really think you could pull a fast one on me, Eve, and tell Grace the test results without me finding out?
Eve: Not that it is any of your business, Ivy, but Grace is the one who wanted to have her test results tonight, and I couldn't refuse without looking suspicious.
(Missing second half)
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