Passions Transcript Thursday 12/6/01
Timmy: Bad news, princess. Charity just came face to face with -- charity!
Tabitha: Except you and I both know that charity's spitting image is none other than her own cousin kay.
Timmy: Not even a meanie like kay can get out of this mess.
Tabitha: Don't give up hope yet, timmy. All I have to do is find the right spell to change kay back into her mean, old self. And then all she has to do is come up with a way to confuse charity about what she saw.
Timmy: Tabby better hurry up.
Tabitha: I am hurrying. I know what's at stake here. If charity and the bennett bunch realize what's going on, we're finished, timmy. Finished, finito.
Ivy: I really can't waiany longer to talk to theresa.
Ethan: I can see you're worried, dr. Russell, but there's no need to be. My mother came to apologize to theresa for suspecting her of keeping more secrets from me.
Eve: So she says.
Ethan: Look, theresa promised me that that there are no more secrets. My mother is finally accepting theresa as her future daughter-in-law. Things couldn't be better.
Eve: I hope you're right, ethan.
Ethan: I am. Excuse me.
Chad: Yo, ethan, wait up.
Eve: Oh, ethan, i wish i could be as sure as you are. But I think ivy is here to cause theresa more problems.
Whitney: Please tell me that i heard you wrong, theresa.
Theresa: Oh, I wish i could, whitney, but it's true. I'm pregnant with julian's baby.
Whitney: So you're telling me you got pregnant the one and only time that you slept with julian, that night you got married?
Theresa: I can't believe it, either, but it's all tooeal.
Whitney: Honey, i'm so, so sorry.
Theresa: You know, I -- i promised ethan that there were no more secrets between us. How am i going to tell him that i not only slept with julian on our wedding night but that i got pregnant with his baby?
Whitney: Come here.
Luis: I can't stop wondering why I felt so close to sheridan on that island. Maybe when brian and diana get here with beth's boat they can help me figure that out. Not that it'll matter. Sheridan's gone. If only we hadn't gone out on that boat. She'd still be here. Damn it. So many "if onlys." If only the boat hadn't exploded. Why is it that the boat did explode like that?
Julian: I don't know why you've contacted me. Our business was settled quite some time ago, may.
June: It's -- it's june.
Julian: Whatever. Fact is I paid you and your friend very well to destroy that boat, take care of my sister, sheridan -- may she rest in peace.
Harper: Oh, you're some piece of work, julian.
Julian: So, what else could you possibly want? Sheridan is as dead as the days of disco.
June: I have something to tell you, mr. Crane, and I hope you're sitting down.
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sam: No sign of kay on my end. You guys have any luck?
Grace: No, couldn't find her anywhere.
Miguel: Me, neither, chief.
Grace: I just hope kay's all right. I mean, charity sensed evil when she saw her exact double earlier.
Sam: I just don't see how she could've seen someone who looked exactly like her. Could charity's mind have been playing tricks on her?
Grace: I know it sounds far-fetched, but i believe her.
Sam: I just wish there was something more we could go on, some kind of physical evidence.
Grace: Charity's still searching the guest room. I mean, maybe the evidence is staring her smack in the face.
Kay's voice: You have to do something, kay. Ok, stop panicking and think. I've got it!
Timmy: Princess won't believe this one.
Tabitha: I don't have time for guessing games, timmy. Either tell me what's going on up there or zip it!
Timmy: Kay's using the old mirror trick.
Tabitha: I must've missed that one in trickery 101. What on earth are you talking about?
Timmy: Remember that "i love lucy" episode where lucy dresses up as harpo marx and imitates his every move?
Tabitha: Oh, yes, that was a classic. What's that got to do with anything?
Timmy: Kay's doing the exact same thing to charity.
Tabitha: She's a smart one, our kay. But that won't fool charity for long. Oh, I have got to find the spell that will turn her back into her own self, or we're doomed, timmy. Doomed.
Theresa: It makes me sick to say it out loud. How can I be pregnant with julian's baby?
Whitney: Ok, all right. Before you totally freak out about this, are you absolutely sure that you're even pregnant?
Theresa: Oh, I'm sure. I mean, your mother tested me at the mansion after i fainted. I even insisted that she do a second test!
Whitney: And I'm guessing they both came back positive.
Theresa: Whitney, i know i screw up a lot, but I never thought that my life would turn into such a mess. I mean, you know i would never do anything to intentionally hurt ethan!
Whitney: I know, theresa.
Theresa: And now I'm going to hurt him in the worst way possible. You know, I can't stop thinking about the pain that I'm going to cause him when I -- when i tell him that i got pregnant by the man he used to think was his father.
Whitney: Ok, ok, just calm down. Let's take this one step at a time, and we'll figure it out.
Theresa: Whitney, i can't calm down. Ethan is never going to forgive me when he finds out. I'm going to lose him forever. You know, you're always saying that i shouldn't keep secrets. Do you think that I should tell ethan the truth about this baby?
Whitney: Theresa, you know how much i hate lies. But this time, maybe it's different. We just need to take our time and really think about this one, ok? Because if ethan does find out, not only is he going to be devastated, but it really will be over for the two of you.
Theresa: Then i'm going to have to come up with a way to keep this a secret. No one can ever find out that i'm carrying julian's baby. Especially ivy. Because she would tell him for sure.
Theresa: Oh, my God.
Julian: Let's cut to the chase, shall we? You should know very well that time is money. After all, i made your life quite comfortable after you completed your mission.
June: We all do what we have to do for money. But, you know, blowing up that boat wasn't as easy as basil and I thought it would be. Things come up that you can't exactly plan for. Success isn't guaranteed.
Julian: Yes, well, funny you should mention that. As i recall, both sheridan and her fiance, luis, were to perish during their romantic excursion. But, alas, luis is alive, well, and continuing to harass me on a daily basis.
June: Well, I guess luis was lucky. But luis isn't the reason that i'm calling. I called to talk about your sister.
Julian: Look, it's -- it's really been charming conversing with you, dear, but that issue is dead. As dead as sheridan.
June: I don't think so, mr. Crane. The truth is --
julian: What -- this is ridiculous! I don't have time for these games! Oh, my God! What -- I know exactly why you called. It can't be.
kay's voice: I can't believe this is actually working. Charity's more clueless than i thought.
timmy: Oh, no! Kay's been caught!
Tabitha: What in blazes is going on, timmy?
Miguel: That's charity.
Grace: Charity -- what happened? Are you all right?
Charity: She -- she's here. She's here.
Theresa: It's you.
Pilar: Yes. It's just me. So it's true, huh? You're pregnant with julian's baby?
Theresa: It's awful. But, yes, it's true.
Pilar: Julian crane doesn't deserve to live for what he's done to my baby girl.
Theresa: No, mama, don't -- don't talk like that, please.
Pilar: Teresita -- I cannot help it. That pig has ruined your life, and he's taken away your dream of marrying ethan.
Theresa: No, mama. No, it's not true. I can come up with a way to keep it from ethan. I can still marry him.
Pilar: No. This is one time i will not let you live in a fantasy world. There's no way you can keep this from ethan, theresa. Pretty soon your bodwill betray your secret.
Theresa: Mama, I know i will find a way to make this ok.
Pilar: No, teresita, because the longer you lie, the more stressful it will be for you and your baby. And I'm not going to watch you jeopardize your life and your health and that of your baby as well.
Theresa: What are you saying, mama?
Pilar: Ethan -- he must be told. He must be told that you are carrying -- that you're pregnant with julian's baby.
Eve: Leave theresa alone. You know very well that this is julian's fault for getting her drunk and -- and then tricking her into marrying him.
Ivy: Oh, yes, big, bad julian -- he huffed and he puffed and he blew theresa into the wedding chapel.
Eve: Oh, cut it out now, ivy. Both you and i know what kind of man julian is.
Ivy: I am well aware of what a monster julian is. But maybe theresa is just as bad. And today might be the day i find out. Now, excuse me.
Luis: How long am I going to go on longing to hear sheridan's voice, knowing i never will? I got to do something to clear my head.
Sheridan's voice: Luis?
Julian: It can't be.
June: I'm surprised you figured it out so quickly, mr. Crane. But, yes, it's true.
Julian: Yes. Now that sheridan's dead, you're going to blackmail me. Well, listen here, little miss. You're not getting another dime!
June: You listen to me, mr. Crane. I don't want your money. I just want --
julian: Oh, yes, let me guess -- gaudy baubles, perhaps a tacky little sports car. Well, you'll get no such thing.
June: Hold on, you bastard! I'm calling to tell you that your sister isn't dead. Sheridan is alive.
Julian: Who does that brazen broad think she's dealing with?
June: What a jerk. I should just tell her everything.
Sheridan: What are you talking about? Is there something you want to tell me?
Miguel: Charity, what happened?
Sam: You said someone was here. Do you mean kay?
Charity: Evil is here.
Sam: Better check it out.
Grace: Charity, where did you sense this evil?
Charity: Evil is right here.
Tabitha: Oh -- oh -- you scared the daylights out of me, nearly falling like that. I told you, you got to give me advance notice if you're going to take a tumble.
Timmy: Timmy's sorry, but all that screaming was too much for someone even as brave as timmy. Uh-oh. Princess isn't going to like this one. Sam, grace, miguel, even charity, are all in the bedroom, but timmy doesn't see kay.
Tabitha: That's odd. The brat couldn't have just disappeared.
Sam: Doesn't look like there's anything in the closet, charity.
Timmy: Yikes. That was close.
Sam: Doesn't look like anything out of the ordinary in here.
Grace: Tell us exactly what you saw, sweetheart.
Charity: I opened the closet door, and I saw an exact image of myself. Whenever i moved, it moved. Look, I'm not making any of this up. I swear it's all true.
Miguel: It's -- it's ok. We believe you.
Sam: Charity, don't worry. Whoever's in this room isn't going to escape.
Theresa: Please, mama, you can't tell ethan the truth.
Pilar: I'm sorry, mija, but there's no other choice. I just wish that i could understand why or how you're always getting yourself in these terrible situations over and over again.
Theresa: Mama, I never meant for this to happen!
Pilar: You never do, do you? You just tell me -- explain to me why it's so difficult for you to listen to your own mother's advice instead of your own crazy ideas. If you would just tell the truth, teresita, then you wouldn't have to tell lie after lie to protect yourself.
Theresa: Oh, mama, I know, I know --
pilar: And your actions -- your actions, mija -- they always have terrible consequences, but you never learn from your mistakes. Dear God -- how did I go wrong in your upbringing?
Theresa: Don't say that, mama. You are the best mother anyone could have!
Pilar: Then for once in your life, listen to me!
Theresa: I'm sorry. I know i should tell ethan the truth, but i can't. I love him too much to lose him, mama.
Pilar: And I love you too much to let this get any worse, theresa.
Theresa: Please, don't tell him, mama.
Pilar: Theresa, one day you will look back and realize that i did the right thing. If i don't tell ethan, the pressure could harm you or the baby. And the truth has to come out, theresa, and it has to come out now.
[Ivy's wheelchair approaches]
whitney: Excuse me, mrs. Crane. How can we help you?
Ivy: I'm so sorry. I'm not interrupting anything, am i?
Singer: You are my passion for life
sheridan: Do you have something you want to say to me?
June's voice: I can't tell sheridan who she is. If julian crane is willing to kill his own sister, God knows what he'll do to me. I just hope she didn't hear too much.
June: No. No, not you.
Sheridan: I'm sorry. Your phone call was none of my business. It just sounded like you were getting upset.
June: Oh, it's nothing. I was just trying to do a favor for an old boss, and he was too much of a fool to listen.
Sheridan: That's too bad. I'm sorry you went out of your way for nothing.
June's voice: Trust me, honey, you shouldn't be so sorry.
Sheridan: You know, why don't i get you a cup of coffee? I was just about to pour myself one.
June: Sure. That'd be great.
June: Is everything ok?
Sheridan: I just can't shake this feeling that I know you.
June: You must have me confused with someone else. Like i told you, i've never seen you before.
Sheridan: I'm sorry. I'm just grasping at straws again. I'm just so anxious to remember my past.
June: It's probably best not to push it. Besides, you've got a good thing here -- a beautiful island, got good friends. It sounds like a whole lot of peace and Harmony to me.
Sheridan: Yeah, I guess you're right. Harmony. Hey, that reminds me. What do you know about a town called Harmony?
Sheridan's voice: Luis?
Luis: Sheridan? Sheridan, is that you?
Luis: Of course it's not you. Why do i keep hearing your voice as though you're alive?
Grace: Don't worry, sweetheart. If anybody can find whoever or whatever is in this room, it's sam.
Timmy: Kay's hiding under the bed.
Tabitha: Oh. If dudley do-right finds her, our goose is cooked.
Timmy: Timmy doesn't have the nerves for this!
Charity: I swear to you i wasn't seeing things. When sam catches the evil, you're going to see that it's all real.
Sam: I found her.
Ivy: It's funny, pilar, but i didn't see you come in the front door. Why would you sneak in the back way?
Theresa: Mama wanted to freshen up.
Pilar: That's enough, theresa. It's all over.
Theresa: Mama, please.
Ivy: Why is pilar so upset, theresa? What is going on?
Theresa: It's nothing, mrs. Crane. If you'll excuse us, whitney and I would like to get back to the party.
Whitney: It looks like your mom is really going to tell ethan, theresa. What are you going to do?
Theresa: I don't think there's anything i can do. I'm afraid this is it. My life is over.
Ivy: Oh, there is something big going on here. And I'm going to find out exactly what it is.
Sam: I found exactly what we're looking for. She's right here.
Charity: I don't understand.
Sam: You must've been so caught up in your premonitions and trying to find your double that your mind played tricks on you. You opened up the closet door, saw a reflection of yourself in the mirror, and mistakenly thought it was your twin.
Miguel: It makes perfect sense, charity.
Charity: I don't know, guys. What about in the living room? I'm sure i saw my double there, too.
Grace: Well, there's mirrors on those walls, too. I mean, the same thing could've happened down there.
Charity: It's just that it seemed so real.
Sam: Sometimes when we're scared, our minds jump to conclusions. We don't know what's real and what's an illusion.
Miguel: He's right.
Charity: Ok. I'm not going to argue with the facts.
Sam: All right. Well, now we have to find kay.
Grace: I'll go with you.
Miguel: Come on, charity. I'll make you some tea.
timmy: Something strange is happening. Kay is spinning like timmy did when tabby put him in the washer.
Tabitha: That is music to my ears. It means the spell is wearing off.
Timmy: Help, princess! Timmy's falling!
Ivy: Eve, have you seen pilar?
Eve: No, I haven'T. I don't think she's here yet.
Ivy: Actually, she snuck in the back and went straight to theresa's room. Strange, isn't it?
Eve: Maybe she just wanted a moment with the guest of honor.
ivy: Nice try, dr. Russell. No. When i walked in, both pilar and theresa were crying. Now, that just doesn't seem like very festive behavior to me. I think that one of theresa's secrets is getting ready to slap her in the face, and i intend to find out what that secret is.
Eve: Oh, ivy, why don't you stop looking for trouble when there isn't any trouble.
Ivy: Oh, yes, there is trouble here. But something tells me i'm not going to have to look for it very long.
Ethan: You two seem pretty serious. Is everything ok?
Eve: Well, actually, ethan, as ivy's doctor, I was just telling her that I think that she's overdoing herself. I thought you should take her home and have her get some rest.
Ivy: Oh, ethan, i'm fine! Dr. Russell is just overreacting. Besides, i don't want to miss a thing.
Chad: Hey, dr. Russell, why don't we leave ethan and his mom so they can talk this out?
Eve: All right, chad.
Chad: Hey -- I don't mean to be butting in, but -- but i could tell there was some pretty intense vibes between you and mrs. Crane.
Eve: That ivy -- she's like a vicious pit bull. She's determined to stir something up between theresa and ethan. She's trying to find something to incriminate theresa. Excuse me, chad. Pilar? Are you ok?
Pilar: Nothing is ok, eve. Nothing will ever be ok again.
Eve: I take it you found that at the crane mansion. I am so sorry that you had to find out this way, pilar. I promised theresa that i wouldn't tell anyone.
Pilar: It wouldn't have mattered how i found out. Nothing can make this any better.
Eve: I suppose she told you who the father is.
Pilar: Who else could it be but julian crane? That snake -- he took away my daughter's innocence, and now this.
Eve: Believe me, pilar, i hate julian as much as you do. He's just a vulture just preying on young girls. Unfortunately, theresa happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Pilar: And now she must suffer the consequences.
Eve: And she is, d I understand just how much she's suffering.
Pilar: I cannot take this pain and suffering anymore. I'm going to put an end to all of it.
Eve: I'm not sure i understand you.
Pilar: There will be no more secrets, no more lies. I'm going to tell ethan the truth right now. Replenish your skin'sprecious vitamin e
Kay: Ok. That's what happened when i changed into charity. Please let that mean i'm me again. Ok, yes. Now all I have to do is find my mom and dad.
Grace: Kay -- there you are.
Sam: Kay, where have you been? We've been looking all over the place for you.
Kay: Oh, I was up in tabitha's attic. I was going to borrow one of her old purses.
Grace: Oh. Well, we were just going to look up there. But never mind that now. The important thing is that you're ok.
Kay: Yeah. Why wouldn't i be?
Charity: Well, kay, I sensed evil in the house, and I thought you might be affected by it.
Kay: Oh, I guess your radar's a little off because, as you can see, i'm absolutely fine. And I didn't see evil anywhere.
Chad: Hey, man.
Chad: Need any help?
Luis: No. No, thanks. I -- no, i just thought I'd get some firewood together, make a fire for ethan and theresa. Nice mood.
Chad: Hey, you know what? Let me go in and get the wood carrier.
Sheridan's voice: Luis?
Sheridan: Hi, there, handsome.
Luis: I never want to be without you.
Sheridan: Well, the feeling's mutual. In fact, i'm going to show you how much i love you.
Luis: Yeah? No one's due home for hours.
Sheridan: Ooh, i like the sound of that. I'm going to go lock the door, then.
Chad: You ok, man?
Luis: Yeah. I know it sounds crazy, but I heard the door and I thought it was sheridan.
Chad: That don't sound crazy, man, because i know how much you miss her.
Luis: Yeah. It's -- I keep hearing her voice, you know, and I keep thinking that she's alive. I know it's just a dream. It'll never come true.
Sheridan: That's the town -- Harmony. You ever heard of it?
June: Doesn't ring a bell. Why are you going there anyway?
Sheridan: Oh, I'm sailing a boat up there with a friend. We're returning it to its owner. Harmony just sounds so familiar to me. I'm hoping when I get there somethg or someone will trigger a memory.
June: Well, good luck with your trip. Will you excuse me? I need to make another phone call.
June: Better warn julian crane that sheridan is alive and headed his way. On second thought, why ruin the surprise? Julian crane deserves everything he gets.
Julian: How dare that woman call up on the pretext of talking about sheridan just so she could milk me for some more moola.
Harper: I doubt she'll call again. I'm sure she got your message loud and clear.
Julian: Just in case, I want you to be ready for any necessary pre-emptive strikes.
Harper: It's getting harder and harder to keep up with your dysfunctional life, julian.
Julian: Oh, don't worry, harper. Everything's going to be fine. Father will be thrilled the way I've cleaned everything up -- that the annulment papers have been signed and my exquisite ex-wife isn't pregnant. There are no other surprises that could come my way.
Ethan: Mother, I want to thank you for putting aside your bad feelings about theresa. My future bride has no more secrets. You can count on it.
Pilar: That's it. I cannot bear this any longer.
Ethan: Sounds like pilar's upset. I wonder what's going on.
Ivy: I have no idea, darling.
Ivy's voice: But I'm certainly going to find out.
Theresa: Ethan is everything to me. If only I could turn back time, whitney, i would tell him the truth.
Whitney: I hate to say this, theresa, but i do not know how you're going to get out of this one. I mean, your mother seems determined to tell ethan you're pregnant with julian's baby.
Theresa: I never meant to cause her so much pain.
Whitney: She thinks telling ethan the truth will end everyone's pain, theresa.
Theresa: My only hope now is that your mother can convince mama not to tell ethan the secret.
Eve: Now, pilar, I know you're upset, but no good can come out of revealing the secret right now. Think about what you'll be doing to theresa's life.
Pilar: I am doing this, eve, to help my daughter. The lies and deception cannot go on. I am going to tell ethan what julian did to theresa.