Passions Transcript Monday 8/20/01

 

 

Passions Transcript Monday 8/20/01

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Sam: Grace, we have to forget about David Hastings. We can't let him impact our lives.

Grace: Sam, he already has. David says he's my husband.

Sam: No, he isn't.

Grace: Well, he's evidence to back it up. He's got a marriage license. He knows about my past, about my family. Look, he even knew about the little angel girl and the scar on my foot.

Sam: Look, I don't care about any of that. My cop instinct tells me that David Hastings is nothing but a fraud. Grace, forget about him.

Grace: Forget about him? David is certain that he is my husband and he says that he's not going to leave Harmony without me.

Hank: You serious, David?

David: Hank, you've convinced me that my being here is hurting grace. So I'm going to leave Harmony, and I'm not coming back.

Reese: Once we get that fire lit on the beach, it should be bright enough to be seen from the shipping lanes. And if my calculations are correct, there should be a ship coming by just about the time we get it lit. So I'll grab the matches. Then it's down the beach for a certain rescue.

Charity: Miguel, it's no use. No one's ever going to see that fire.

Miguel: Why not? I mean, we have plenty of wood.

Charity: No, you don't understand. No one's ever going to see the fire because something's going to keep us from lighting it.

Simone: Kay!

Kay: What?

Simone: Think about what you're doing. If that fire doesn't light, we will never be rescued. Our last days will be like the lost episode on "Gilligan's island" where the castaways kill and eat each other.

Kay: Simone, stop being such a drama queen. We will get off the island eventually. I'm just making sure that it doesn't happen before the story Reese told us comes true.

Simone: Hello! Reese keeps telling us that Tabitha's a witch! If you don't believe that, what makes you believe his other story?

Kay: Because this one's not his story. He got it off the internet, so it has to be true.

Simone: You actually believe that two girls who are in love with the same guy could be stranded and the girl who has psychic powers dies so that the other girl can marry the guy and live happily ever after?

Kay: What's not to believe? The girl with the psychic powers has got to be Charity, so she's going to die, and then once she's out of the way, I'll get Miguel. I'm just doing all I have do to make sure we stay on this island until Miguel is mine.

Simone: And Charity dies.

Tabitha: Timmy! Help me get out of this super-sized mosquito net.

Timmy: Maybe if Timmy jumps high enough he can get his princess down.

Tabitha: Just cut the bloody rope!

Timmy: With what?

Norma: My ax should do nicely.

Timmy: You did this to Timmy's princess?

Norma: Oh, indeed I did. Hello, Tabitha! Ooh, you must lead a life of leisure to have so much time to hang around.

??:You wearing a wedding ring?

Theresa: How did that get here?

Theresa: Oh, my God.

Julian: It can't be.

Theresa: Tell me we're not married.

Bruce: You also said your divorce had come through and you wanted to marry the woman you loved. So we went to the 24-hour wedding chapel, and we actually had a very nice ceremony. It was quite touching to hear you taking your vows. "Till death do you part."

Julian: I married Theresa?

Theresa: I married Mr.. Crane?

Whitney's voice: That dress, those shoes? What is going on with Theresa? What kind of trouble has she gotten herself into now?

Ethan: Theresa, tell me, I mean, why are you wearing a wedding ring?

Sheridan: It is such a beautiful day.

Luis: It's been incredible, hasn't it?

Sheridan: It's been the most romantic day of my life.

Luis: Ah, so my plan is working.

Sheridan: What plan?

Luis: My plan to make every day I spend with you even more romantic than the last. 

Basil: Pal, soon it'll explode, blowing Sheridan and Luis to smithereens. [Basil laughs]

Sam: Something tells me that Hastings will give up eventually.

Grace: Sam, why would he?

Sam: Well, he can't keep up this charade much longer. He knows that I'll find holes in his story if I dig deep enough. Until then, let's concentrate on our new home and our marriage. Just ignore David Hastings. Forget about him.

Grace: I don't know if I can do that, Sam. I don't think I could do that.

David: Showing up here the way I did -- it hurt grace, upset her much more than I ever imagined. And that's not what I want for my wife. I can't make her remember me or our life together any more than I can make her forget her life with Sam and her children. So I'm going to leave Harmony and let grace get on with her life, let grace be happy with her family.

Hank: So you're just giving up?

David: It's not about giving up. It's about doing what's right. It'll kill me to leave Harmony, knowing I'll never see grace again, but I'll -- I'll leave knowing that she's safe and happy and loved. I'm going to go pack.

Hank: Is Hastings making the ultimate sacrifice? Or getting out while the getting's good?

Tabitha: Look, Norma, I'm sorry if we offended you or your father, but can't we just bury the hatchet? I mean, figuratively speaking, of course!

Norma: [As father] oh, don't listen to them, buttercup. Timmy and Tabitha embarrassed you and disturbed my beauty sleep! You deserve revenge.

Timmy: What a wacko!

Norma: [Normal voice] don't you call my father names.

Timmy: But Timmy meant --

Tabitha: Quiet, lad!

Norma: Shut up, the both of you. Nobody violates our motel checkout policy and lives to tell about it.

Tabitha: But you kept our deposit. What more do you want?

Norma: I want you dead, Tabitha -- dead! 

Timmy: I'm sorry I asked!

Norma: I'm going to dig your grave. And when I get back, I'm going to chop you into little pieces before I bury you.

Timmy: Timmy's sorry his princess is done for.

Norma: Oh, and after I make mincemeat of her, I'm going to make chop suey of you!

Whitney: Why is Theresa wearing a wedding ring now? I mean, her whole life she has never worn a ring on that finger because she said it was bad luck.

Chad: Well, you don't think she came down here and married somebody else, do you?

Whitney: No, no, Chad, no, no, that's crazy. Theresa loves Ethan. Who else is she going to marry?

Ethan: Wait a minute. I know why you're wearing a wedding ring.

Theresa: You do?

Ethan: Yeah, I know exactly what's going on.

Luis: What's wrong?

Sheridan: I don't know. I just -- just had this horrible feeling. June: Are you sure the bomb's in its final phase? Basil: Nothing can stop it from detonating now. Sheridan and Luis are as good as dead. . Sam: Where's Hastings? Bet he's ready to pounce on grace when she came back.

Hank: Good news, bro -- Hastings is leaving town.

Grace: What?

Hank: We had a talk. I told him how happy you two were together, about what a great life you have here. I'm not sure exactly what it was, but something must have struck a nerve because he said he's leaving. He's upstairs packing right now.

Sam: Good!

Reese: Got the matches.

Charity: Reese, they're not going to do any good. You're not going to be able to light that fire.

Reese: I admit I'm no Prometheus, but I think I can light a match.

Miguel: Yeah, Charity, look, we've got to stay positive that we're going to be rescued if we're going to warn Sheridan and Theresa about your premonitions.

Charity: Miguel, I want to get off this island, too, but I have a feeling that it's not going to be tonight!

Reese: Morning then?

Charity: No! No, Reese, you don't understand. I have a feeling when we do get off this island it's going to be too late! I think it's already too late for Theresa! And you know what? Time's running out for Luis and Sheridan!

Charity: There's a countdown to their death, Miguel! Luis and Sheridan are doomed!

Simone: I can't believe how devious you're being, Kay, wetting the wood so that Reese cannot light a rescue fire?

Kay: Simone, someone's going to find us sooner or later.

Simone: That's what the members of the Donner party said. Besides, I thought you said you were going to be good and keep your soul pure now that you've got it back.

Kay: Simone, I tried. But there is something about this island that's making me do it. I don't know, maybe it's the warlocks.

Simone: That is a lame excuse even for you, Kay. There are no warlocks on this island.

Kay: What about the weird lights that we saw in the trees?

Simone: They were probably big fireflies!

Kay: Ok, whatever. All I care about is just keeping us on this island until Miguel can make love to me.

Simone: Even if that means Charity dying?

Kay: Well, whatever happens happens, but it's not like I'm going to kill her. Besides, it's just like Reese said -- it's just a stupid legend anyway, simone. The one who should be worried is Tabitha. She's the one who almost died already.

Norma: You hang out here while I go dig your grave. Ooh, don't worry peewee. Oh, there's plenty of room for you, too!

Timmy: Oh. Timmy can smell the stench of death already.

Tabitha: Oh, that's Norma's after-shave. Now get me out of here, Timmy.

Timmy: Wow. Norma's tough when it comes to setting traps. Timmy bets she could catch bigfoot.

Tabitha: Ha! For all we know, Norma is bigfoot. And spare me hearing about the engineering marvel of this trap and just get me out of here, Timmy!

Timmy: Timmy knows he can loosen the rope that holds the net.

Tabitha: Ow! Pedro Martinez you're not!

Timmy: Sorry, tabby.

Timmy: Timmy's sure he can cut the rope with this rock.

Timmy: Oh. It's no use. Timmy can't save his princess.

Tabitha: Well, how about untying e bloody knot?

Timmy: Timmy never thought of that.

Tabitha: Because you have batting for brains, boy.

Timmy: Timmy wonders what would happen if he pulled this. It's working! Tabby will be down in no time!

Tabitha: No, Timmy! Timmy, wait! There's nothing to catch me! If the knot comes undone, I'll -- I'll fall!

Timmy: Oh, no! Timmy's did Norma's job for her! He killed Timmy's princess!

Ethan: Yeah, you're wearing that ring so guys will leave you alone while you're traveling, right? I mean, Theresa, that's very smart. See, guys? Told you that there's nothing to worry about. You know, I do have to admit when I saw that ring on your finger, I kind of felt my stomach drop. I mean, I thought for a second that in one day maybe you met somebody else and married them. It's silly, I know, but you'd never do that. I know you love me just as much as I love you. You'd never marry another man.

Luis: Sheridan, nothing bad's going to happen to you.

Sheridan: The feeling was so strong.

Luis: Well, we didn't get much sleep last night. You've been in the sun all day. You're probably just tired, honey.

Norma: Maybe you're right.

Luis: Look, I swear on our love I'll never let anything happen to you or me, all right? We're going to have a long and happy life together.

Sheridan: I believe you, Luis. Nothing bad is going to happen.

Luis: No.

Sam: Hank, this is great. How did you convince Hastings to leave?

Hank: I didn't. Hastings convinced himself. He said that grace was better off without him.

Sam: M tell me everything. Grace's voice: I have to talk to David.

Hank: Well, first --

David: I guess it was a mistake coming here. [Knock on door]

Grace: So is it true? You're really leaving?

Timmy: Princess, wake up! Timmy doesn't want to die alone! [Tabitha mumbles]

Tabitha: What? Where am i?

Timmy: She's alive!

Tabitha: Shh! Where is she? Where's Norma?

Timmy: Still off digging your grave, tabby.

Tabitha: Oh, yeah. Here, help me get out of this thing. We've got to -- we've got to get out of here before she makes a comeback.

Timmy: Where will Timmy and tabby go?

Tabitha: Wherever those brats are. It was a mistake to get away from the group. We've got to stick with those kids because if we do, Norma won't try anything.

Timmy: Timmy agrees.

Tabitha: Now, the trick is to find those teenage twits. And we can't go to them directly. No, because that's what Norma thinks we'll do. We've got to zig when she thinks we'll zag and zag when she thinks we'll zig.

Timmy: Huh?

Tabitha: Yeah, we've got to crisscross back and forth through the woods like daffy and bugs when they're trying to get away from elmer fudd.

Timmy: Oh! Why didn't tabby say so in the first place?

Tabitha: All right. Come on, Timmy, let's get out of here.

Norma: Oh, Tabitha, your grave awaits. Tabitha? Timmy? Where'd they go? [As father] they escaped, you lumbering dolt! You failed me again! [Normal voice] oh. Oh, father, I'm sorry. I'll find them and kill them! [As father] where have I heard that before? [Normal voice] Timmy and tabby are dead, father. I swear it! Ah!

Whitney: You know, Theresa has never had any trouble before getting rid of guys who were hitting on her. Why would she all of a sudden need a wedding ring now?

Chad: Maybe she just wanted to show Mr.. Crane she's spoken for. You know, to keep the wolf at bay, so to speak.

Theresa: What are we going to do? I can't let Ethan find out that we're married!

Julian: Perish the thought. Don't worry, I'll figure something out. The important thing is that don't let anyone know we're husband and wife, hmm? [Knock on door]

Theresa: Oh, no. Bruce knows that we're married. What if he lets it slip?

Bruce: Julian! Maid told me I'd find you here. I came by to take you and your lovely new bride to dinner.

Ethan: What?

Whitney: Oh, my God.

Sheridan: What a perfect day.

Luis: Almost as perfect as you. Think we should probably start heading back. I'll pull up the anchor.

Sheridan: Ok.

Luis: It's not working. Must be stuck on a rock or something. Guess I've got to dive in to get it unhooked.

Sheridan: What can I do to help?

Luis: Some coffee would be nice. Think everything should be in the galley.

Sheridan: Aye, aye, sir. I could use a cup myself.

Sheridan: My life is so perfect now, I almost feel guilty. Luis is right. Nothing can destroy our happiness.

David: Yes, grace, I'm leaving Harmony so I don't cause you any more pain.

Grace: Well, I'm -- I'm just surprised, that's all. And I really don't know what to say, David, except I'm sorry.

David: You have nothing to be sorry for. I came to Harmony because of this picture. When I saw it, all I thought about was all the love I had for you, how I missed you, how I'd almost accepted the fact that I'd never see you again. This picture gave me hope. Only it was a false hope. I thought -- I thought that when we saw each other again after all this time, we'd have this fantastic reunion, pick up where we left off. I never imagined you'd have amnesia and that you wouldn't remember me or our life together. But you don't. You've moved on. You have a wonderful life here, grace. You have another husband, children. You're happy, grace. And I love you too much to take that away from you. [Footsteps]

Sam: Grace, what are you doing here?

David: She's saying good-bye, Sam. You're getting your wish. I'm leaving Harmony and I'm not coming back.

Reese: Ship should be coming by the island anytime now. We'd better get down to the beach and light that fire.

Charity: You can try, but --

Miguel: Look, Charity, the fire will start. You'll see.

Reese: Looks like it's almost in range. We'd better get it lit.

Charity: It's too late for Theresa. And Luis and Sheridan -- they're running out of time. Even if Miguel and Luis get that fire lit, which they won't, we're doomed. We're all doomed.

Kay: Talk about waterlogged. This wood I doused is never going to catch fire now.

Simone: Soaking those logs was a horrible thing to do, Kay. Now we won't be rescued.

Kay: Simone, I don't care. All I want is Miguel, and as long as we're on this island, I've got a chance to get him.

Timmy: Timmy thinks Tabitha's plan is working. He and his princess gave Norma the slip.

Tabitha: Oh, we're not out of danger yet. Look.

Timmy: Oh, no! The warlocks are back!

Tabitha: I never thought I'd say this, but I'll be glad when we find those damned kids. Once we're back with the brat pack, we'll be safe. Hurry, lad. We have to make tracks. I think storming Norma's closing in.

Julian: Oh, Bruce, allow me to introduce you to my ex-son's fiancée, Theresa Lopez Fitzgerald.

Bruce: What? Ow! Oh. Hello, Theresa. Was that it?

Theresa: Yes.

Bruce: Very nice to meet you.

Julian: Yes, and you remember my former son, Ethan?

Bruce: Oh, I haven't seen you in a long time.

Ethan: It's good to see you, sir.

Julian: And these are Ethan and Theresa's friends, Whitney and Chad.

Bruce: Hi. How do you do? Nice to see you.

Ethan: So why did Bruce think you had a new bride, Julian?

Julian: Well, because -- well, the plan was for Rebecca to come down to Bermuda so we could be married once my divorce was final from your mother, but alas, she could not come.

Ethan: Oh. Well, for a minute there -- I mean, the way it sounded -- Bruce made it sound like you were married to Theresa.

Bruce: Ha! Well, no wonder you looked so shocked! Jeez!

Julian: Indeed! Let me make you a drink. Come.

Bruce: Yes, good idea. Isn't that --

Julian: Oh, dear!

Bruce: Man, you're in a bind.

Julian: To put it mildly.

Bruce: Maybe I can help you out.

Julian: If you wanted to help, you would've stopped me from marrying Theresa in that 24-hour wedding chapel last night. Instead, you all but sang "oh promise me." I wish you would get out of here so I can figure out a way to terminate this marriage without being terminated myself. Well, it sure is good to have you stop by, Bruce!

Bruce: Yeah.

Julian: I'll be in touch. This way. All right, take care. We'll see you later, partner. Oh, Julian, how are you ever going to extricate yourself from this imbroglio?

Sheridan: You get the anchor unstuck?

Luis: No, not yet. One more try should do the trick, though.

Sheridan: Ok. Coffee's almost ready.

Luis: Sounds good. June: Sheridan's in the galley where the bomb is. What if she finds it? Basil: So what if she does? There's nothing she or Luis can do to stop the bomb from going off as planned. If they try, the bomb will detonate instantly. Thank you.

Sheridan: Wonder if there's any sugar onboard. Oh. That's a strange-looking piece of equipment. Why's it down here in the galley? Wonder what it's for.

David: Grace, I want you to have this.

Grace: David, I couldn't.

David: Go ahead, please, take it. I don't need a drawing of you to remind me of what you look like. I'll always carry a picture of you in my heart.

Sam: Don't you have more packing to do?

David: I'm almost done.

Whitney: Theresa, what is going on? What is the deal with that dress and those shoes?

Theresa: I can't tell you now, Whitney.

Whitney: Honey, I've known you forever and it's obvious that something is wrong and you're in trouble. Let me help you.

Theresa: You're right, I'm in trouble -- big trouble -- but there's nothing that you can do about this.

Whitney: Why not? Just tell me what is going on.

Ethan: Well, I'm just glad Theresa's ok.

Chad: Yeah, me, too, man. We got down here to Bermuda and I guess everything is cool. Hey, now you and Theresa can get married like nothing happened.

Ethan: That's right. That's exactly what I'm going to do.

Chad: All right.

Sheridan: It's dynamite. It's on some sort of timer.

June: Sheridan's still in the galley where the bomb is. Basil: She should be dead in a matter of seconds.

Sheridan: Oh, my God, it's a bomb. It's about to go off! Luis! Luis!

Whitney: So when you say a big secret, why don't you just go ahead and tell me how big. Like "I spent too much money on clothes" big or "keeping Ethan's paternity a secret" big?

Theresa: This is bigger.

Whitney: What?

Theresa: Like I said, Whitney, I've got a big secret, and it's getting bigger by the minute.

Whitney: Then you need to tell me what's going on right now so that I can help you out.

Theresa: We'll talk later, ok?

Whitney: But, theres--

Chad: So what were you and Theresa talking about?

Whitney: She just seemed really nervous and I wanted to make sure she was all right.

Chad: Well, Theresa seems fine to me.

Whitney: No, Chad, something is definitely wrong. Look, I've known that girl my whole life and she's definitely in more trouble now than she has ever been in before.

Ethan: Theresa? I have an idea. Well, actually, more than an idea. There's something I want to do, and I will not take no for an answer.

Theresa: What is it?

Ethan: Let's go to the 24-hour wedding chapel and get married.

Theresa: Now? Tonight?

Ethan: Yeah, sure. Why not? You know, I mean, you already have a wedding ring.

David: Well, that's it.

Sam: Ok, Hastings, let's go.

Hank: Sam and I know a shortcut to the airport.

David: You two can't wait to get rid of me, can you?

David: Grace? I wish you every happiness.

Grace: David, don't go! I want you to stay.

Reese: The boat looks like it's almost in range.

Miguel: Hey, Jessica, would you mind getting some more kindling, just in case?

Jessica: Sure, Miguel.

Miguel: Thanks.

Reese: Now all we have to do is get this fire lit. The boat will see it, know we're here. Our rescue's all but guaranteed.

Simone: There's no way that wood will burn up after you soaked it with water.

Kay: Simone, I needed more time to make sure that Miguel makes love to me. The only to get it was to stall our rescue.

Miguel: Ok, Reese, let's light this thing.

Charity: Oh.

Miguel: Charity, what's wrong? Are you having another premonition?

Charity: We're never getting off this island! We're doomed! We're all doomed!

Simone: If Charity's premonitions come true, it is your fault, Kay. All your fault!

Tabitha: Oh. Oh. I never thought I'd be glad to see these bloody kids again, but I am now. And I think we successfully eluded obnoxious Norma.

Jessica: Tabitha, where were you?

Tabitha: Oh, Timmy and I just took a little nature walk.

Jessica: So I see.

Tabitha: Oh.

Jessica: Anyway, I found someone else to help us cut the wood for our rescue fire.

Tabitha: Oh, really? Who? Another group of stranded campers?

Jessica: Uh-uh, no, somebody else. It's ok. Come on. You can come on out. Tabitha?

Norma: Me, Norma.

Sheridan: Luis!

Luis: Sheridan? Sheridan!

Sheridan: Luis! Luis!

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