Passions Transcript Tuesday 8/14/01

 

 

Passions Transcript Tuesday 8/14/01

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Kay: There she goes with the gloom and doom thing again.

Simone: Shh.

Kay: And look at Miguel lapping it all up.

Simone: Come on. This is serious. Charity is really upset.

Miguel: Take a deep breath and tell me what this is all about. Come on, Charity, breathe. Ok. What's going on?

Charity: I had another premonition.

Miguel: Go on.

Charity: I saw Sheridan and I saw Theresa, and they were crying, Miguel.

Kay: What else is new?

Charity: I saw all of us, too. We were all crying out. [Miguel moans]

Miguel: Oh, God --

Jessica: No!

Reese: Stop!

Simone: No! [Charity moans]

Charity: Something terrible is going to happen, Miguel. I can just feel it. We're all --

Kay: Doomed.

Simone: Shut up, Kay.

Tabitha: Charity's right, Timmy. It'll be lucky if any of us get off this island alive.

Timmy: Don't say that, tabby.

Tabitha: We have to face the truth, Tim Tim. This time we're only a pinhead away from extermination.

Timmy: A pinhead?

Norma: Don't worry, father. I won't let you down. I'll take care of Tabitha and her brat. [As father] you better, Norma. You've already failed me once. Don't do it again. [Normal voice] didn't I just finish telling you I was going to make sure this -- [as father] don't snap at me, girl! Unless you want a tanning! [Normal voice] oh. I'm sorry, father. It's just that they've got me so darn mad. After all the trouble they've caused, I'm going to make them suffer a slow and a horrible death. Ok. Oh. Oh.

[Phone rings]

Luis: Hello? Ok, thanks.

Sheridan: Who was that? Oh, my goodness. Look at the time. It's so early.

Luis: That was our wake-up call.

Sheridan: Why would we wake up in the middle of the night?

Luis: Because that's when the fishes get hungry.

Sheridan: Huh?

Luis: Today's our big fishing trip, remember?

Sheridan: Yeah, today, as in "day," meaning when the sun is up.

Luis: Yes, but real fishermen -- they get up at the crack of dawn.

Sheridan: Oh, then I am a faux fisherman.

Luis: Come on, sleepyhead. Now, come on, rise and shine. We're going to have a wonderful time -- just the two of us out on the blue-green water, alone, no one else around for miles. We'll be out on the boat. Smell of sweet, tropical air. We can -- we'll have a picnic on a secluded beach, and then there will be no one else around, and we can go swim with no bathing suits. And we can make love.

Sheridan: Hmm. In that order?

Luis: Well, not necessarily. We can always juggle things.

Sheridan: I like the sound of that.

Luis: You're going to like the whole thing. I promise you it's going to be a trip you'll never forget.

Basil: Well, they should be arriving soon.

June: Sheridan and Luis, all set for a day of fun in the sun.

Basil: It's a good day for fishing. Too bad they won't be around to catch anything.

June: You want to run another check?

Basil: I just did, Juney moon. The bomb's sitting pretty, ready to blow. Soon as they get far enough out to sea, it'll be like the fourth of July -- boom! They'll never even know what hit them. Probably never even hear it.

June: There's no way anyone on board survives a blast like that.

Basil: Sheridan and Luis will be fish bait.

Julian: Whoopsie.

Theresa: What --

Julian: Here. Hold your glass.

Theresa: What is --

Theresa: For a second, I -- I thought you might be Ethan.

Julian: Oh. No, sweet Theresa. It is I, Julian. Let me pour a wee dram of this -- I just did, didn't I? God.

Theresa: I'm so sleepy.

Julian: And so very, very beautiful.

Theresa: This bed -- soft. I could stay here forever.

Julian: Oh. What a delicious idea.

Theresa: No. No, I shouldn't go to sleep.

Julian: No?

Theresa: No. Not until we finish talking about Ethan. If you'll just agree to take him back -- back into the crane family, I'll call him. He'll fly down here. We can have a romantic wedding on a tropical island.

Julian: Yes, well, we'll talk about Ethan later. Now, you just relax. You just close your eyes.

Theresa: Hmm, that does feel good.

Julian: Oh, yes. Rest your pretty head.

Theresa: Maybe just for a moment.

Julian: Oh. We'll take all the time we need. There's no rush. We'll just savor every delicious moment. Just let me help you unwind.

Miguel: Just take it easy, Charity.

Charity: I'm trying, Miguel, but I'm so afraid something's going to happen.

Miguel: I know, all right? But it's going to be ok.

Charity: Miguel, I saw them crying out in pain.

Miguel: Everything is going to be all right, Charity. We were all just shaken up by the fire on the boat. Tabitha almost died. We were all scared. But it's over. Everything's going to be fine.

Kay: If this isn't proof that Charity is one shrimp short of a Barbie, then I do not --

Simone: Kay, you stole that from the woman on the "weakest link."

Kay: So, sue me. The point is that Charity is off her rocker. She's always freaking out about something, and what kind of life would that be for Miguel? Simone, what he needs is somebody stable -- me.

Miguel: Feeling any better?

Charity: A little. But I really just want to get out of here. I have such a bad feeling about this place.

Reese: Unfortunately, we're not going to be going anywhere for a while. As I said before, not only was the boat destroyed, but I still don't have any e-mail access. Add to that the fact that our cell phones don't work and you come to the conclusion there's no way for us to tell anybody to come find us. We're stranded.

Norma: That's right. There's no way off this island, no way to escape.

Luis: Ok. We better get ready and get to the boat.

Sheridan: Can't we be just a little late?

Luis: Come on, now. You said you were really looking forward to a day of fishing. We're going to catch a ton of fish.

Sheridan: A ton? What'd you rent, a whaler?

Luis: No, I rented a sweet boat for the sweetest woman in the world. You better kick it into gear so we can get out of here.

Sheridan: I'm still sleepy. Maybe you can think of a good way to wake me up.

Luis: How's that, huh? Feeling more awake?

Sheridan: I'm still a little groggy. Maybe you should try a little harder.

Julian: Ah, so smooth. Like cream. She'd make the perfect milkmaid. I could just see her churning butter.

Theresa: What?

Julian: Oh, there, there, dear.

Theresa: I fell asleep.

Julian: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. You just close your eyes.

Theresa: No, no, I can't. I can't do that. Not now. This is much too important. Julian --

Julian: Ahem. Right here, dear.

Theresa: We have to finish talking about your taking Ethan back as your son.

Julian: Well, we will, but later.

Theresa: Oh. Why don't we just go over to the couch and talk.

Julian: Oh, no. We can talk right here.

Theresa: I've really had more than enough champagne.

Julian: Nonsense. There's no such thing, dear.

Theresa: You know, I would rather go over there. I can clear my head.

Julian: Oh, but your head is perfectly just -- [knock on door]

Julian: Who the hell is that? Probably room service. I told them to keep the champagne flowing.

Julian: Ethan.

Ethan: Theresa. What's going on here?

Charity: What do you mean we're trapped on this island?

Miguel: No, no, Charity --

Charity: For how long?

Miguel: We are not trapped.

Charity: How many days do we have to be here?

Miguel: Everything is going to be all right.

Charity: I want to believe you, Miguel, but I --

Miguel: We have plenty of water, and we have plenty of food to last us several days.

Reese: We're well provided for. And once our families realize that we're late getting back, they'll come looking for us, find us, and we'll be home.

Kay: Exactly.

Tabitha: If they're all still alive.

Timmy: But Norma's only after Timmy and tabby. She's got no reason to kill the kids.

Tabitha: She doesn't need a reason, Timmy. Not that one. No, she kills for the sheer fun of it. Anyway, I wasn't talking about her. I was talking about those bloody warlocks. Charity's right. If they rise up, then we'll all be doomed.

Charity: But how long before they realize that we're missing?

Miguel: No, no, Charity, we are not missing. Ok, they know where we are, so it's not going to take them that long.

Jessica: Right. You know, if we're two minutes late, my parents will be right here looking for us.

Miguel: Jessica's right. We are going to be fine, ok? Look, let's just try to relax and try to enjoy the trip, maybe have some fun.

Charity: You know, I'll try, but I can't stop thinking about this premonition. I'm sorry, but Sheridan and --

Miguel: You are just going to upset yourself more by worrying about them.

Charity: No, it's not just them, Miguel! It's all of us!

Norma: Oh, you should be worried because come tomorrow morning your little group will be short one old woman and her smart-aleck brat.

Ethan: Would someone please answer me? What are you two doing together here?

Theresa: Ethan, I'm so glad you're here. I feel terrible about everything that's happened.

Ethan: What has happened?

Theresa: I am sorry that your mother's letter was sent to the tabloid. And even though I wasn't the person who sent it, I did scan it into my computer, and that let the person who sent it have access to it.

Ethan: What's done is done.

Theresa: But, Ethan, finding out you weren't a crane -- it turned your whole life upside down. So I want to put it right again. I want to make it right, and that's why I'm here. I found out that Julian had flown down here to finalize his divorce, so I followed him to ask him to take you back as his son, to welcome you back into the crane family. And I can tell that Julian has given it some serious thought. I mean, we've been talking about it most of the evening, and he has given his full attention, haven't you, Julian?

Julian: Full, yes. Theresa can be very persuasive, and she's done a first-rate job in showing me how wrong I've been.

Ethan: What?

Julian: Well, I can't turn my back on you as my son. There's a place for you in my life and in the Crane family.

Theresa: Thank you. Thank you, Julian. Thank you so much.

Julian: Ethan.

Ethan: Father. I'm -- I'm so happy we're back together. But even more important is that I'm back with you, Theresa. I love you so much. That's why I came here. I had to find you and tell you that I can't live without you. I want to marry you.

Theresa: Oh, Ethan, I want that so much. I was so afraid that I had lost you.

Ethan: You'll never lose me. Never. I want to get married as soon as we can -- right here on the island.

Theresa: Oh, it's all in here! We can be married first thing in the morning!

Ethan: But this is -- this is a 24-hour chapel. We can get married right now. Why put it off till morning? I love you, and I want to make you my wife right now. 

Timmy: Timmy's scared.

Tabitha: Oh, well, that's very unlike you.

Timmy: This is bad, bad, bad.

Tabitha: We just have to deal with it as it comes. One thing about warlocks -- they're not as smart as they think they are.

Timmy: What about Norma?

Tabitha: Well, the only way to keep safe from Norma is to stay with the kids, stick with the group. There's safety in numbers.

Norma: As soon as the kids hit the hay, I'll make my move, father. I'll do you proud. Nice. Sharp. Perfect blade. The better to chop them up with.

Miguel: So, why don't we go over what you saw.

Charity: Do we have to, Miguel?

Miguel: I just think it'll help you realize that there's nothing to worry about.

Charity: Fine.

Miguel: Ok. You saw a fire, and that fire was the source of the danger.

Charity: Right.

Miguel: And there was a boat involved.

Charity: Yeah.

Miguel: Ok, well, Tabitha was in danger temporarily, ok, but she's ok now, so it's over. Everyone's all right.

Charity: I saw Sheridan and Theresa, Miguel.

Miguel: Ok. Well, could it be possible that you saw the incident right but the people involved were the wrong ones? I mean, we've all had Sheridan and Theresa on our minds since the wedding was called off. You know, so that's probably why you saw them in your premonition.

Charity: You think that's it?

Miguel: In your vision, you saw Theresa on some island in danger. But that can't be true because she's back in Harmony. And by now I am sure she's patched things up with Ethan. We're the ones on the island. That explains what you saw.

Charity: Maybe.

Miguel: Charity, things are good. You've got to believe me. You know, and even though Luis and Sheridan's wedding didn't happen, they still went on their honeymoon and they're probably having a great time by now. Ok, trust me. Luis would never let anything bad happen to Sheridan. Never.

Luis: So, you feeling any better?

Sheridan: Yes, I am wide awake now.

Luis: Good. So then we can enjoy our fishing trip.

Sheridan: Well, if some of what just happened is involved, then it will be heavenly.

Luis: Good. So, then, you're feeling better, right?

Sheridan: I'm not sure I know what you mean.

Luis: Well, you were a little upset last night that something was going to go wrong and destroy our happiness. And then I cleared that up and soothed your fears and told you how much I love you and that nothing would ever come between us.

Sheridan: Julian and Alistair tried --

Luis: And they failed. And you know why? Because our love is strong. And nothing can come between us.

Sheridan: I know that.

Luis: You should.

Sheridan: I do. I do feel much better.

Luis: Yeah?

Sheridan: Yeah. Because from now on, I'm thinking positive. Everything is great.

Luis: Yes.

Sheridan: You and I have a wonderful life ahead of us.

June: I still don't understand why the man would go to such lengths to kill his own sister and her fiancé.

Basil: None of our business.

June: Well, aren't you curious?

Basil: No.

June: Oh, even a little?

Basil: Julian crane hired us to do a job. The only thing we should be concerned with is making sure that when Sheridan and her beau head out on this boat, they never come back alive. Let's go.

Theresa: Oh -- I can't believe it. We're really here.

Ethan: Believe it.

Theresa: We're getting married.

Ethan: Finally.

Theresa: I just wish my family were here.

Ethan: Look, Theresa, I know this isn't exactly what you had in mind --

Theresa: No, not exactly.

Ethan: But I just don't want to -- I don't want to hold off until we get back to Harmony. And I don't want our families to have to fly here to the island. We have to make the most of this moment. It's now or never. And I don't want to take any chances, risk anything else going wrong. We're doing this.

Theresa: I couldn't agree with you more.

Julian: Ahem.

Ethan: Julian.

Julian: The justice of the peace will be here in a moment.

Ethan: Oh, what about a second witness?

Julian: He's bringing his wife. I'll be the first.

Ethan: Great. Julian, I can't thank you enough.

Julian: Oh, no, no. Thank Theresa. She's the one who showed me the light.

Man: Shall we get under way?

Ethan: Yes, absolutely.

Woman: Look at them, Henry. Don't they make a lovely couple? So many couples pass through here, but you two are special -- destined for each other.

Theresa: Oh, that's what I believe, too.

Henry: Are we ready, then? Then let us begin. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this couple in holy matrimony. Ethan, do you take Theresa --

Ethan: I do.

Henry: Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Woman: Hooray!

Julian: Yes. Hooray.

Woman: Hooray!

Julian: Congratulations. Yes, a round of congratulations is in order. To a great life together.

Ethan: Thank you, Julian.

Theresa: Thank you -- dad.

Julian: Oh, yes. Well, I'm happy to give you my blessing. To see a couple as in love as you two and as happy -- it's just --

Ethan: I'm married to the most beautiful bride in the world.

Julian: Ah, beyond a doubt.

Ethan: And I am the luckiest man alive.

Theresa: I still can't believe it. I mean, we're really married.

Ethan: We're husband and wife. We're going to be together forever. Don't you think we should head back to the hotel?

Theresa: Oh.

Ethan: You know, begin our honeymoon?

Theresa: But my room -- it's small. It's a single bed.

Julian: Ahem. Excuse me. Not to worry. You can use my suite.

Ethan: No, Julian, you don't have to do that.

Julian: Nonsense. It's perfect for your wedding night. I insist.

Ethan: Thank you. This means so much.

Julian: My pleasure.

Theresa: You are so generous, j-- dad.

Julian: Oh. It's your big night. Make it something to remember.

Ethan: It will be.

Reese: You're awful quiet, Tabitha.

Tabitha: Yes, I am.

Reese: Any particular reason?

Tabitha: Reason? You saw what happened on that boat tonight. I'm still recovering from that. Reason.

Jessica: Leave her alone.

Tabitha: That's why I'm not particularly chatty tonight, Ross.

Reese: It's Reese!

Jessica: We understand. You know, you -- you were in a very traumatic situation. You know, we're just glad that you didn't die.

Reese: You know, there's still one thing that I'm confused about.

Jessica: Stop it.

Reese: After Miguel rescued you from the boat, you went back to rescue your doll.

Tabitha: Yes?

Reese: Well, when I looked back at the boat, I saw Timmy running across the deck. It was as if your doll wanted to get off the boat, too.

Tabitha: Oh, really, Ross. You do have a prodigious imagination.

Reese: Do I?

Tabitha: I should say so. You're telling me that you saw my doll moving.

Reese: He was!

Jessica: Have you gone crazy?

Reese: I know that doll's alive.

Tabitha: Really. It must've been the flickering of the flames or something that made you think doll-face here was running.

Reese: [As Tabitha] "it must've been the flickering of the flames or something --"

Tabitha: Well, what else could it have been?

Reese: [Normal voice] tell me this, then -- after you got that doll back off the boat, why did you then give him C.P.R. If he's not alive?

Jessica: Would you stop it? Tabitha already told you how much that doll means to her.

Reese: So much that she chooses to resuscitate him physically?

Jessica: Well, yes. It's like her child, right?

Reese: Jessica, just let her answer the question.

Jessica: Leave her alone. Tabitha has been through hell tonight. You know, she almost died. Would you just let it go?

Tabitha: Thank you. Thank you, dear.

Miguel: Trust me -- Luis is taking great care of Sheridan. And besides that, they're not even going to be on a boat. They're on their honeymoon. Probably won't even leave the room.

Charity: I guess not.

Miguel: And that'll be us soon on our honeymoon.

Charity: The most wonderful day of my life.

Miguel: And we won't want to leave the room, either.

Charity: Miguel --

Kay: It's never going to happen.

Simone: Dream on, Kay.

Kay: Simone, my plan is foolproof. Miguel and I are inevitable.

Simone: What is inevitable is you falling flat on your face.

Kay: When he finds me in his tent naked in his sleeping bag, we're going to make love tonight, Simone, and then he's going to be mine forever. You'll see.

Simone: You are making a huge mistake. Beyond huge.

Kay: No. It's going to work. You'll see.

Simone: You really believe that sleeping with a guy is going to make him fall in love with you?

Kay: Well, it's one of the ways, yeah.

Simone: You are warped. Your plan is depraved.

Kay: Simone, all I know is that I'm not just going to sit back and let Miguel end up with Charity. His life would be miserable. She is completely whacked out, and you know it.

Miguel: Hey, I got an idea.

Charity: Tell me.

Miguel: How about you move your sleeping bag into my tent. We can sleep next to each other tonight, and that way, if you get scared, I'll be right there.

Charity: Oh, that sounds so nice. Thank you.

Miguel: You don't have to thank me. I love you, and I will do whatever it takes to make you feel safe and happy.

Simone: Guess your plan is dead in the water, huh, Kay? You can't seduce Miguel with Charity right next to him.

Theresa: I love when you look at me like that.

Ethan: Theresa, I want to thank you.

Theresa: No, you don't have to.

Ethan: No, I want to thank you for everything you've done. Giving me my family back -- it means so much to me.

Theresa: I'm just -- I'm just glad I could help. I love you, Ethan, more than anything.

Ethan: And I love you.

Theresa: Your happiness is all that matters to me.

Ethan: My life will be filled with it as long as you are with me. Look, Theresa --

Theresa: Hmm?

Ethan: I want to make this night so special for you. I want it to be everything you ever dreamed of.

Theresa: Oh, but you already have. I mean, everything is perfect. Just being with you -- that's all I need. And then having you hold me, knowing that nothing can ever separate us, knowing that you're my husband now and forever.

Sheridan: Mmm, this is magic. I am so completely happy right now -- even though it is a tad early.

Luis: This is the best time of day, hands down.

Sheridan: Promise me we'll always be this happy.

Luis: Our lives will always be like this. I swear to you.

Timmy: Look --

Tabitha: What?

Timmy: Lights!

Tabitha: Oh. It's the warlocks, Tim Tim. They're getting ready to strike.

Timmy: This is not good.

Tabitha: Never a truer word was spoke.

Timmy: With Norma ready to chop Timmy and tabby's heads off and the warlocks hot on Timmy and tabby's heels --

Tabitha: Hmm, not to mention the fact that there's no way we can get off this dreadful island.

Timmy: Oh, Timmy does not like this one bit.

Tabitha: Oh, you think I'm enjoying myself?

Timmy: This may be one mess that Timmy and tabby can't get out of.

Tabitha: I'm afraid you're right, Timmy. We might not get off this island in one piece.

Norma: They're here. Oh. Don't be shy. I know you're out there. I also know you're looking for Tabitha. Well, she's mine. I get her first -- her and her little friend. Hmm?

Simone: You're lucky your plan to seduce Miguel is about as rotten an idea as you ever had.

Kay: You know nothing of the rules of love, Simone.

Simone: Please.

Kay: Ok, so I didn't get Miguel tonight.

Simone: Right, because his girlfriend is sleeping right next to him.

Kay: Well, don't forget -- this is only the first night that we're going to be here. Before we leave this island, Miguel and I will make love, I'll get pregnant, and we'll be together forever. Whatever it takes, I'll do it.

Charity: Huh. Just a dream, I guess. Everything's fine. Just relax. Oh. [Warlock growls]

Luis: Oh.

Sheridan: Wow.

Luis: Now, that's a great-looking boat.

Sheridan: It is.

Luis: Oh, I can't wait to get out on the water with you. Alone at sea -- that's a feeling like no other.

Sheridan: Sounds glorious.

Luis: I'm going to teach you to fish. You're going to love it.

Sheridan: I am going to love anything so long as it's with you.

Luis: Hmm. You know, someday we're going to be taking a trip like this as a family, teach the kids to fish. All 10 of them.

Sheridan: Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're back to 10 again? I thought we settled on six.

Luis: Yeah, I'm back to thinking two teams, full court, five-on-five.

Sheridan: Whatever you want, my love. I love you so much. May every day for the rest of our lives be as perfect as this one.

Luis: Hmm! [Luis growls] [Sheridan laughs]

Basil: Better enjoy the perfect day while you can because it's going to be a real short one. Mm-hmm.

Luis: Shall we?

Sheridan: Let's do it.

Luis: All hands on deck.

Sheridan: Yeah.

Theresa: Ethan. I'm more happy than I've ever been. Last night was incredible. We made love as husband and wife. It was unbelievable. You're the love of my life, Ethan crane. I want to spend our honeymoon making love to you over and over again.

Theresa: Let's make love. Let me feel your arms around me, your kisses. Let's make love again right now.

Julian: Nothing would give me greater pleasure.

Flight Attendant: Is there anything I can get you before we take off?

Ethan: No, I'm ok. I don't think I can concentrate on anything anyways.

Flight Attendant: Is something important waiting for you in the islands?

Ethan: Um -- only the most important thing in my life. I'm trying to get my fiancée back. She went down there. We had a misunderstanding.

Flight Attendant: I'm so sorry.

Ethan: No, it's all right. I'm going to get her back. I mean, she went down to the islands to do something for me. Just now I'm worried she's in trouble, and that's why I need to find her -- let her know how much I want to marry her.

Flight Attendant: The whole thing sounds very romantic. Your fiancée's a lucky woman.

Ethan: I just hope I get down there before anything happens to her. I love her so much.

Julian: Ooh.

Theresa: Oh, my God. You're -- you're not Ethan. It must've been a dream

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