Passions Transcript Monday 8/6/01
Simone: You said that you were staying in camp because you thought that Tabitha was afraid of being alone in the woods.
Simone: So Tabitha is alone in the woods right now talking to her little doll. She doesn't look the least bit afraid to me. So tell me what's really going on.
Simone: Oh, come on, Kay. What's the real reason why you stayed in camp while we went out to gather wood?
Kay: Ok. I got Tabitha to switch tents with me. So that means she's going to be bunking with Charity, which means I'm going to be free to sneak into Miguel's tent so we can make love and I can get pregnant.
Simone: Are you still on that same kick? You tried once before to sneak into Miguel's sleeping bag and you ended up in the sack with Reese.
Kay: Oh, don't remind me. Anyway, this time it's going to work.
Simone: What makes you think that Miguel will make love to you, huh? You can't force a guy to have sex with you. He's in love with Charity.
Kay: I'm not going to have to force him, Simone. Miguel's going to realize that I'm the one he should be with.
Simone: What makes you think so?
Kay: I just know. Simone, trust me. Once I'm lying beside him, making him feel like a man, there's no way he'll be able to resist.
Simone: I still think that you're making a big mistake. And even if for some bizarre reason you do make love to Miguel, you're going to regret it for the rest of your life.
Kay: I don't care what you say, Simone. I'm still going to do it.
Tabitha: I told Kay I was going to sleep in Charity's tent, but I have no intention of sleeping anywhere on warlock island.
Timmy: Timmy and tabby are getting off the island?
Tabitha: You said it, Tim Tim. I'm getting us off this island before the warlocks can grab us. Or our psycho friend, Norma, for that matter.
Timmy: But how?
Tabitha: Well, I have a plan, but we have to keep it quiet because I don't want Norma getting wind of it.
Norma: Don't worry, daddy, i've got them now. [As father] make sure you kill them tonight, Norma. I'm running out of patience!
Timmy: Did tabby hear that?
Tabitha: What? No, I didn't hear anything. Now, listen, this is what we're going to do.
Sheridan: Hmm, so perfect. Can we come back here when we get married for our official honeymoon?
Luis: I'll make sure we do.
Sheridan: Hmm. Maybe next time, Ethan and Theresa can join us if they work things out.
Luis: Yeah, well, that's a big "if" when it comes to my sister. She usually makes things worse. You know, she doesn't mean to. It's just that once she gets an idea in her head, no matter how crazy, she sticks to it, and, well, usually means disaster.
Julian: This is an amazing coincidence running into you, Theresa. It's a dream come true.
Theresa: Oh, Julian. Oh, you are too much. Oh, the best. I can't get enough of you. Come back to bed and make Theresa happy. Excuse me?
Julian: Oh, I said you -- you look like a dream.
Theresa: Thank you. You know, I have to tell you, I'm as surprised to be here as you are to see me. But now that i finally see you, I know that I did the right thing.
Julian: Really? Oh, tell -- what brings you down to the island, Theresa?
Theresa: You're the only one who can give me what I want.
Luis: What do you say? Let's try and forget about Ethan and Theresa, at least till we get back to Harmony?
Sheridan: You're right. Whatever happens is going to happen whether we know about it or not.
Luis: Good. Now, let's see, I promised you a -- a moonlight swim in the ocean and we swam.
Luis: And I promised you a fire on the beach and, voila, there's fire. And I promised you a walk and we walked. So what else do we have left?
Sheridan: I think I remember.
Luis: Yeah? I think we're supposed to make love under the stars.
Julian: You followed me here, Theresa?
Theresa: Yes. I mean, the minute that I heard that you were down here to finalize your divorce from Mrs.. Crane, i knew what i had to do. So i booked the first flight out of Harmony and here I am.
Julian: Well, I must say, this is quite a pleasant surprise. And I'm glad you came to me and didn't go to anyone else.
Theresa: Well, who else would i go to?
Julian: Who else, indeed. Well, I'll certainly rise to the occasion and hope to give you everything you could possibly want.
Theresa: Mr. Crane, thank you. I mean, I was so hoping that you would be understanding, but I didn't know how you'd react just to seeing me here.
Julian: Well, how could I be anything short of ecstatic, dear? And please, call me Julian. Have you had dinner?
Theresa: No, I have been too nervous to eat.
Julian: Oh. Well, come inside. I'll order us a couple of steaks. Builds stamina, you know.
Julian: Ah, right there.
Bruce: That's the girl I saw earlier.
Man: Oh, she's gorgeous.
Second Man: Oh, mama mia.
Julian: Have a seat.
Theresa: Thank you.
Julian: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go snag a waiter.
Theresa: Of course. Once i get Mr.. Crane to take Ethan back into the family, then Ethan and i can be married.
Man: Julian, you dog, where did you snag a beauty like that?
Julian: That's Theresa, the girl i told you about, my former son's fiancée.
Bruce: His fiancée? What the heck is she doing here with you?
Julian: Well, I assume she was planning to honeymoon in Bermuda, but her wedding was called off, so her hormones are pumping overtime.
Man: Oh, wait a minute, Julian. You mean she flew all the way down here to be with you? Get him a drink.
Julian: It's exactly what happened. Gentlemen, I will not disappoint.
Tabitha: Now, here's what we're going to do. We have to convince Norma that we're going to bed in the tent as if we didn't have a care in the world, and if we do it properly, then she'll fall for it.
Timmy: Norma's not too smart, is she, princess?
Tabitha: No, she's a pretty dim bulb.
Tabitha: I think I felt a mosquito.
Timmy: Oh, Timmy can deal with mosquitoes. And he's not afraid of warlocks, either, because he's never seen them. It's Norma that scares the pants off of Timmy.
Tabitha: Yes, well, if you do as i say, then we'll get out of here and Norma will wonder for the rest of her life how we got away. Hmm?
Timmy: The mosquitoes must be huge on this island.
Tabitha: Well, they must be getting worse. Oh, we'd better get out of here.
Norma: I'm not stupid, am i, father? [As father] of course not, Norma dear. And you're going to prove it tonight when you bring me their heads.
Simone: If you make love to Miguel, you'll not only wreck your life, you'll wreck Miguel's life. And if you have a baby, you'll wreck that baby's life, too.
Kay: Simone, that's ridiculous.
Simone: It is not. You are too young to be parents. And the most important thing is that Miguel loves Charity, not you.
Kay: After tonight, Miguel will love me, ok?
Simone: Do you realize how loony you sound?
Kay: Simone, if -- if the legend Reese told us is true, it's not loony at all.
Simone: The legend where the two girls are on the same island and the one with the psychic power dies and the other one gets her man.
Kay: That's right. Charity's the one with the psychic powers and I'm the other girl. Don't you see? It's not loony.
Simone: My God. It's Charity. What's wrong with --
Kay: I don't know, but maybe she's about to die right now.
Miguel: Charity! Hey. What's wrong? [Reese whistles]
Reese: She looks like she's in some kind of trance.
Miguel: You were just, like, really close to the fire and then you screamed.
Reese: You know, sometimes you can get hypnotized by the flames.
Miguel: Is that what happened, Charity? Or did you have another premonition about Sheridan and Theresa?
Charity: I was trying to see what was happening to Sheridan and Theresa, and what I saw was so frightening and horrible.
Jessica: What did you see, Charity?
Miguel: Is Theresa in danger? Is Sheridan?
Charity: I don't know, ok? I don't know exactly what I saw. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to worry everybody.
Kay: Talk about loony.
Reese: So you don't remember your premonition?
Miguel: Maybe we should just call it a night and get ready for bed.
Jessica: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Reese: You guys go ahead. I'm going to surf the net, see if i can find any other legends about warlock island.
Kay: Charity? I'm not going to be bunking with you tonight.
Charity: You're not?
Kay: No, I asked Tabitha to switch tents with me.
Tabitha: Well, it's just that your tent is a little bit bigger, Charity, and Kay thought I might be cramped otherwise.
Charity: That's sweet.
Miguel: Hey, we've got plenty of firewood, so the fire should be going all night. I don't think anyone will be cold.
Reese: Get this, guys. Native Americans reported to the settlers that they often saw strange lights right here in the woods. And then -- and then later, some stranded fishermen reported seeing the same strange lights.
Jessica: Strange lights? I wonder what they were.
Tabitha: The lights they saw were the fires that the warlocks lit and danced around.
Timmy: Timmy doesn't see lights. Maybe the warlocks are staying home tonight.
Tabitha: Oh, no, no, they're out there. You heard their moans earlier. They know I'm here.
Timmy: They do?
Tabitha: But they won't strike until the moon is high. And if my plan works, we'll be out of here by then.
Timmy: And -- and if Tabitha's plan doesn't work?
[Theresa Daydreaming] Theresa: Oh, that was so wonderful. The water's warm here.
Ethan: It's perfect, isn't it?
Ethan: Just like you. Oh, just like my life. I'm married to the woman i
love and I'm back with my family. And I owe it all to you.
Theresa: I'm just glad I was able to convince Mr.. Crane to adopt you.
Ethan: I love you, Mrs.. Crane.
Theresa: I love you, too, Ethan.
Theresa: Oh, that was so wonderful. The water's warm here.
Ethan: It's perfect, isn't it?
Ethan: Just like you. Oh, just like my life. I'm married to the woman i love and I'm back with my family. And I owe it all to you.
Theresa: I'm just glad I was able to convince Mr.. Crane to adopt you.
Ethan: I love you, Mrs.. Crane.
Theresa: I love you, too, Ethan.
Theresa: It's going to happen. I just have to convince Mr.. Crane to take Ethan back into the family.
Man: Oh, come on, Julian, are you sure that gorgeous girl flew all the way down here just to be with you?
Julian: That's what she said. She said, "who else would I go to?" -- Her exact words.
Man: Oh, you are one lucky sob.
Bruce: I'll drink to that.
Julian: I just realized something. Theresa is a virgin. That's why she came to me. No, she wants her first time to be with someone who can fulfill her every desire.
Bruce: And that would be you?
Man: Julian, no offense, but a girl who looks like that can have any man she wants take care of her hormones.
Second Man: Right.
Bruce: Julian, Mac's right. I will bet you a box of Cuban cigars that you do not get Theresa into bed.
Julian: You're on. Theresa knows what she's doing. She knows I've got the magic.
Mac: Jeez. Oh, boy.
Man: I think Julian's way out of his league on this one.
Julian: The waiter will be along shortly.
Theresa: Oh -- we don't have to have dinner. I mean, what I want won't take that long.
Julian: Why don't you just leave that to me.
Reese: Ooh. Ooh, listen to this! 200 --
Tabitha: Well, good night, everyone! I'll be going to bed now!
Jessica: Tabitha, we can hear you.
Tabitha: Oh, sorry, dear. Was I shouting?
Reese: When you're a 300-year-old witch, sometimes you get a little hard of hearing.
Tabitha: Hmm. Well, good night again! Sleep tight!
Charity: Good night, Tabitha.
Miguel: You know, Reese, you should show a little respect for Tabitha. You know, I know she's old and weird, you know, but she's not a witch.
Reese: Someday I'm going to prove you very wrong on that. Anyway, listen to what I found out about warlock island. 200 years ago, a boat was wrecked on the rocks here, and the fishermen, they saw these lights in the woods and so they headed for them hoping for refuge. They left the youngest member of their crew on the beach. But when they didn't return for hours, the young man went looking for them, but all he found were their clothes.
Jessica: Nothing but their clothes?
Charity: What happened to them?
Reese: Nobody knows. But maybe the warlocks got them!
Miguel: Reese --
Miguel: You're scaring the girls, man. Just lay off.
Kay: Yeah, Reese, you're going to give us all nightmares.
Reese: Sorry, love bug.
Miguel: Time to hit the sack.
Kay: This is it -- my last night as a virgin. Tomorrow I'm going to wake up a woman.
Simone: You go through with this crazy plan, you'll wake up tomorrow with nothing but regrets. You'll be sorrier than you were when you gave up your soul.
Kay: Simone, I have to take this opportunity. I can't miss it.
Tabitha: All right, Timmy, coast is clear. Let's go.
Timmy: Does Tabitha think they'll be fooled by this?
Tabitha: Yes. Now, don't worry, Timmy. It looks as if we're sound asleep in our sleeping bag. Come on, let's get out of here. Hustle, hustle.
Miguel: Charity, what is it? Why do you keep staring into the fire?
Charity: I see a terrible fire. I see death.
Sheridan: What was that?
Luis: What was what?
Sheridan: Didn't you hear it?
Luis: No. I heard the fire crackling.
Sheridan: No, no, it sounded -- why did the fire just suddenly get so high?
Luis: I don't know. Tropical trade winds or maybe the driftwood was extra dry. What's wrong, Sheridan? Why you suddenly so afraid?
Sheridan: I don't know, but that sound -- it just sent a chill through me. It was almost like a warning that something terrible was going to happen.
Julian: A toast -- to this wonderful surprise and to your incredible beauty.
Theresa: Oh, I'd better just have water.
Julian: But you can't toast with water. It's bad luck.
Theresa: It is?
Julian: Oh, yes. Besides, i can tell you're a bit nervous. A few sips of champagne will help you relax.
Theresa: Well, I am nervous, Mr.. Crane -- Julian. This is so hard for me.
Julian: Oh, now, you just leave it all to me. You don't have to say a word. I know what you want.
Theresa: You do?
Julian: Yes, and i promise you, I'll make you very happy tonight.
Charity: No, Theresa, no. Danger. There's great danger.
Sheridan: Luis, why did I have this feeling? Why did I have this feeling that something terrible was going to happen?
Luis: Well, I don't know. But I want you to put it out of your head, ok? Look, we're in this beautiful place. We're hundreds of miles away from your father or brother and miles away from anyone who wants to tear us apart.
Sheridan: You're right. I guess I'm just not used to feeling this safe and protected and happy.
Luis: I am here to protect you, ok, sweetheart?
Sheridan: I'm just so afraid that it won't last. I'm so afraid that something will happen to take it away.
Luis: All right, that is not going to happen, ok? Now, what can I do to convince you of that? Everything is going to be great.
Sheridan: You really, honestly don't think anything will happen to tear us apart?
Luis: Not anymore. Your father and brother, they gave it their best shot. They blew it, hiring some guy to impersonate me. It didn't work. Hey, you're stuck with me for life whether you like it or not, till death do us part.
Sheridan: Till death do us part.
Julian: You know, you're very wise to have come to me, Theresa.
Theresa: Well, I couldn't really go to your father.
Julian: My father?
Theresa: Well, yes. I mean, I know that Alistair is Ethan's grandfather, but I thought it would be more appropriate if i came to you first.
Julian: First? What exactly are you trying to say?
Theresa: Well, I meant that Alistair will probably have the final say. But I thought if you were convinced first, well, then you could probably convince him, right?
Julian: Father will have the final say about what?
Theresa: Well, the whole reason that I'm here -- to ask you to take Ethan back into the family.
Julian: You came all the way down here to ask me to take Ethan back into the family?
Theresa: Well, yes. I mean, I thought that you understood that I wanted to talk about Ethan.
Julian: This is incredible.
Theresa: I thought that if you could take Ethan back into the family, I can make up for the mess that I made. It's all my fault that that tabloid printed ivy's letter telling Sam Bennett that Ethan was his son. I mean, it was scanned into my computer, something that I never should have done, and then someone else saw it and they e-mailed it to the tabloid.
Julian: You knew Ethan wasn't my son and you didn't say anything.
Theresa: That's another thing that I have to make up for. Mr. Crane, Julian, I love Ethan so much, and all I want is for him to get back what he lost. I know that you loved Ethan as a son for all those years. You must still feel something for him.
Bruce: Julian is definitely losing out tonight.
Mac: And I am so enjoying watching it. Waiter: There's a call on the house phone for you, Mr.. Crane.
Julian: Oh, thank you. You'll excuse me, Theresa?
Alistair: Julian, I hope you're behaving. No adventures for little Julian tonight.
Julian: Nothing of the sort, father.
Alistair: Good. I want you to keep your mind on the task at hand. No distractions, understand?
Alistair: Good. Tomorrow's a big day. Sheridan must die when the boat Luis chartered explodes.
Charity: Danger. Theresa. No. No.
Miguel: Charity, what are you doing out here? You said you were going to go to bed?
Kay: What is she babbling on about?
Miguel: She keeps saying Theresa's in danger.
Reese: Charity, what are you seeing?
Miguel: Look, Reese, she's upset, all right? She doesn't need you to ask her what she's seeing.
Reese: Miguel, most of the time Charity's premonitions come true. We should try to get her to tell us what this one was about.
Charity: Ok. I see Miguel's sister, Theresa, and she's on an island with palm trees and flowers.
Miguel: No, Charity, it can't be Theresa. All right, she's back in Harmony worrying about Ethan. She wouldn't just run off to some island. It must be someone else.
Charity: No, Miguel. It's Theresa. It's Theresa, and she's on an island, and something bad is happening to her there. She's in trouble. She's in terrible trouble.
Tabitha: We made it, Timmy. Now all we have to do is get on the boat and head back to Harmony.
Timmy: Won't Norma come searching for Timmy and tabby once she realizes Timmy and tabby are gone?
Tabitha: Well, I hope she realizes that she's met her match and give up.
Timmy: Timmy hopes so, too.
Norma: Oh. I'll wait till they're on the boat before I strike, father. That way no one will hear their screams. [As father] good girl, Norma. [Normal voice] oh. [Ax sharpens]
Timmy: What was that?
Tabitha: I didn't hear anything. What? It's just -- just a few frogs, crickets. I think.
Timmy: Timmy's nerves are jangling.
Tabitha: Don't worry, Timmy. Not only are we escaping the hideous Norma, we're going to get off this flaming island before the warlocks have a chance to take their revenge on me.
Tabitha: I do wish we could stick around long enough to see if Kay's successful in seducing Miguel. She'll be my hero if she does.
Timmy: Timmy's, too. Timmy wants Charity to himself.
Tabitha: Well, whatever keeps Charity and Miguel from making love works for me. Then i won't have to worry about Charity coming into her full powers. Come on, come on, come on.
Miguel: Charity? Can you tell us what you see in the fire?
Charity: I see different things now. I see a boat exploding and people dying. There's so much pain. It's awful!
Miguel: A boat explodes. Is Theresa on the boat? I mean, is that why you said you saw her in danger?
Charity: No, no. Theresa's not on the boat. But she's in some kind of trouble.
Miguel: What kind of trouble? Who is she with?
Charity: I don't know, I don't know! But she's going to regret what she's doing. She's going to regret it, and it's going to be too late, too late!
Jessica: She just sounds so convinced.
Miguel: I'm going to call my mother. She'll know where Theresa is.
Jessica: Good idea.
Simone: Yes, yes.
Jessica: It'll be ok.
Miguel: Damn it. There's no signal. Must be all the trees.
Simone: Maybe we should try to go back to Harmony.
Miguel: I wish we could, but the boat captain said he wasn't going to be back till daybreak.
Miguel: So we're stuck here for the night.
Kay: Nice try, Simone, but it's fate that we're stuck here until morning. And fate that's going to take me to Miguel's tent tonight, and fate is going to change my life.
Julian: Father, leave it to me. I promise you this will work. Nothing will go wrong this time.
Bruce: Hey, not so fast, lover boy. You owe me a box of Cubans.
Man: Bruce is right, Julian. We've been watching, and what went down between you and that girl was definitely not a prelude to passion.
Bruce: What was she asking for, a stock tip?
Mac: Whatever. There's no way you're winding up in bed with that cute chick.
Julian: Well, you gentlemen couldn't be more wrong, and I'll expect a box of cigars at the front desk in the morning. The evening has just begun.
Bruce: Oh, Julian.
[Theresa Daydreaming] Ethan: You know, I'm still not sure how you convinced Julian to take me
back into the family.
Theresa: It was easy, really. I mean, I just asked him and he agreed.
He was really nice.
Ethan: Are you sure? I mean, Julian doesn't do anything, especially
something this big, unless there's something in it for him. What really
Ethan: You know, I'm still not sure how you convinced Julian to take me back into the family.
Theresa: It was easy, really. I mean, I just asked him and he agreed. He was really nice.
Ethan: Are you sure? I mean, Julian doesn't do anything, especially something this big, unless there's something in it for him. What really happened?
Theresa: It's going to be all right. I mean, Mr.. Crane would never try to -- no. I'm going to be fine. I would do anything for Ethan.
Julian: Ah. Theresa, where were we?
Theresa: I was asking you if you could possibly take Ethan back into your family.
Julian: Well, you have to admit it's a tall order inasmuch as Ethan isn't a biological crane, but I'm willing to be convinced.
Theresa: Oh, Mr.. Crane, Julian, thank you. Thank you.
Julian: Bit of champagne?
Theresa: Oh, I -- I shouldn't, i shouldn't.
Julian: Oh, nonsense. We should have a toast to your success in convincing me to adopt Ethan as my son. Besides, i hate to drink alone.
Kay: I'm going to need your help tonight. I just need you to make sure that nobody comes near Miguel's tent.
Simone: Uh-uh, uh-uh. No, no way. No. You are on your own with this one.
Kay: After everything that i've done to help you out with Chad, you --
Simone: Forget it, Kay. What you're doing is wrong, and I'm not going to help you do it. Good-bye.
Charity: I hope I'm wrong about Theresa, but I see death and destruction, a terrible fire, and it's happening soon. So soon.
Tabitha: Oh, we made it, thank Hades! Not only did we escape the warlocks, but we tricked Norma!
Timmy: MarTimmys, here we come!
Tabitha: Yes, it's home sweet home for us, Tim Tim.
Norma: I don't know your friends, the warlocks. But I have a feeling they're going to be very happy to find your bodies. Unfortunately, I can't leave them your heads. Father wants them.
Tabitha: Time to go, Timmy. Cast off.
Timmy: Aye-aye, captain.
Luis: You feel any better?
Sheridan: I feel silly getting upset over an eerie sound the fire made.
Luis: Yeah. Hey, you know, when I was a kid, we used to sit around the fire and we would tell stories about what we saw.
Sheridan: That sounds like fun.
Luis: Yeah, it was. And you know what I see?
Luis: I see a boat. I see a boat sailing on the sparkling sea, and you know what I see in that boat? I see two people. I see two people who love each other so much that nothing can ever tear them apart.
Miguel: Charity, I want to know about Theresa. What's happening to her?
Charity: No, Theresa. Don't take that drink. No.
Miguel: What drink? And who is she with?
Charity: I don't know. But if she takes that drink, Miguel, she's going to regret it for the rest of her life.
Theresa: Are you sure it's bad luck to make a toast with water?
Julian: Oh, I'm positive. Is there a problem?
Theresa: Well, I'm not really old enough to drink champagne.
Julian: In Bermuda you're old enough. And besides, you don't want to risk having bad luck, do you?
Theresa: Well, no. But --
Julian: I don't think there's really any point in discussing Ethan's future. It was nice seeing you, Theresa.
Theresa: No, please, don't go. Of course I will make a toast to Ethan's future. I would do anything for him. [Julian makes a popping sound] [Theresa laughs]
Theresa: Bubbles -- they tickle my nose.
Julian: That's what's so fun about champagne.
Theresa: Thank you for listening to me. It would mean the world to Ethan if you would just take him back. And then i could go through with the wedding knowing that I made up for causing Ethan so much pain.
Julian: Well, I can certainly see your logic, but you must admit it's a tall order. But I'm willing to be convinced.
Theresa: Well, I am willing to spend the whole night convincing you. [Julian laughs]
Julian: Well, it may just take the whole night. Perhaps we should have another toast -- to Ethan's possibly bright future.
Theresa: Um -- I really shouldn't have any more.
Julian: Oh, don't be silly. You barely had a drop. To Ethan's future.
Theresa: To Ethan's future.