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Passions Transcript Wednesday 7/11/01
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Julian: Seeing as you won't be around to mix marTimmys after this, I'll just jot down the ingredients so I can enjoy this delicious elixir long after your departure..
Julian: Oh! You deceitful doll! I'll get you for this.
Julian: You come back here. I'm going to prove I'm not crazy. I'm going to prove you're alive.
Timmy: Timmy's in big trouble this time. Princess!
Tabitha: What kind of trouble has Timmy got himself into this time?
Julian: You're no match for me. I won't rest until I get my hands on you.
Tabitha: There's quite enough trouble in Harmony without Julian Crane nabbing Timmy. If he gets hold of you, Tim Tim, you're going to be one dead doll.
Julian: Damn it. Where is he?
Julian: I have no idea how that mind-reading mop knows about the poisoned wedding ring. But if he tells anyone about the plot to kill Sheridan, I'm finished. Father will blame me, and I'll get a one-way ticket to the lock house. I have to find that runaway rag doll.
Luis: Hey. You still feeling uneasy?
Sheridan: A little. I can't explain it. I just -- I had this chill go through me, like something bad was going to happen.
Luis: Well, I know exactly what's wrong with you.
Sheridan: Is that so, dr. Lopez Fitzgerald?
Luis: Absolutely. It's our wedding day. It's normal to get a case of the jitters.
Sheridan: Do you really think that's it?
Luis: Definitely. Sheridan, today is the beginning of the rest of our lives. Once I slip that ring on your finger, you're going to be my wife. From that moment on, every breath I take will be for you.
Sheridan: Still, I'm just afraid to be this happy. Whenever I've been this happy in the past, something always took it away.
Luis: Yeah? Well, those days are over. We're going to be happy for the rest of our lives. There is nothing that Julian or Alistair can do to change that.
Theresa: It feels so wonderful to lie here in your arms.
Ethan: After we say our wedding vows today, we'll be waking up like this for the rest of our lives.
Theresa: You promise you won't be mad at me if I tell you something?
Ethan: Of course. There's nothing you could say that would upset me. You can say anything.
Theresa: It's just that I feel a little bad that we didn't wait to make love until after the ceremony. But at least we waited till our wedding day.
Ethan: Wait. Are you saying that you regret making love before our wedding?
Theresa: Oh, no. No, it was everything I ever dreamed of and then some. I will hold this memory in my heart forever.
Ethan: Right, and we'll keep making incredible memories. Look, our marriage is going to be nothing but joy and happiness.
Whitney: You know, I cannot believe this trash. I mean, this tabloid is actually saying that Theresa's the one who sent the e-mail revealing Ethan's true paternity.
Chad: Yeah. Yeah, it is pretty unbelievable. You know, when I broke in here to find out who sent that e-mail, I never expected to see Theresa's name.
Whitney: Yeah, of course you didn't, Chad, because it's not true.
Chad: Yeah, well, I'm having a hard time believing it myself, but, I mean, Whitney, we saw the letter and it came from Theresa's computer. I think Ethan's got a right to know that.
Whitney: Chad, if you show Ethan that headline along with the e-mail that Theresa supposedly sent, he's going to call off the wedding.
Chad: Maybe he will. Then again, maybe he won't. I don't know. Either way, that's his decision.
Whitney: Chad, please don't do this.
Chad: Look, Whitney, I promised Ethan that I'd find out who sent that e-mail before he got married. Weren't you the one who warned Theresa to tell Ethan that she knew chief Bennett was his pops?
Whitney: Yes, but what does that have to do with this?
Chad: It has everything. I mean, I imagine that you told Theresa that lies lead to nothing but trouble. Now, if I don't keep my promise to Ethan, I'd be lying to him. There is no way that I'm going to do that.
David: Grace, it's me, David. I've come for you.
Sam: Get your hands off my wife! I will kill you, you bastard!
Sam: How dare you touch my wife. I will rip you to pieces right now.
Grace: Sam, don't!
Sam: Grace, what did he do to you? Did he hurt you?
Grace: I don't know what he was doing.
Sam: That's it. Grace, honey, are you ok?
Grace: I'm fine, Sam. Just don't hit him anymore. I can't stand that violence.
Sam: All right. All right. Honey, what happened to you? I came downstairs looking for you, and you were gone.
Grace: I went into the kitchen to make sandwiches, and he was there! I mean, he must have frightened me so much that I fainted. When I came to, I was here in the bed-and-breakfast.
Sam: I better call eve.
Sam: Make sure this jerk didn't hurt you.
Grace: Please don't -- don't call eve. I'm fine. I -- I just fainted because I was scared. I'm sure he didn't hurt me.
Sam: Ok. Look, I don't want to upset you any more, but did he say anything? Did he tell you what he wanted?
Grace: I don't know. It's just -- it's all kind of foggy.
Sam: Ok. All right. All right. I don't want to push you, all right? We'll talk about it later. Ok?
Grace: Wait. I remember when he -- when I first came to. He said -- he said, "it's me, Grace. It's David. I've come for you."
Sam: What the hell does that mean? And how does he know your name? Grace, do you know this man?
Grace: No, I don't recognize him.
Sam: Then it's strange. He said that he's come for you. Grace, honey, are you sure you've never seen him before?
Sheridan: You're going to think I'm crazy for saying this, but part of me is still hoping that my father and brother would come to the church and give us their blessing.
Luis: I don't think you're crazy. I know how much you always wanted your family's love and approval. But from this day on, I'm going to be your family, and I will always be there for you.
Sheridan: Oh, I'm sure of that, just as I'm sure Julian and Alistair can't do anything to hurt us again.
Luis: Good. Does that mean you're feeling better?
Sheridan: Mm-hmm. You always know how to make me feel better.
Luis: Well, I hate to leave you, but I got to get ready for the big day. I'm going to take the rings, give them to hank. It's his job as best man to hold them till the ceremony.
Sheridan: Oh, no, no, no. I am not letting those out of my sight. Those rings signify our destiny. Come on, hand them over.
Sheridan: Oh, come on, give them -- give them to me.
Luis: Yes, dear. I better get used to saying that, seeing as I'm going to be married soon.
Sheridan: Very funny. "Till death do us part." Do you really mean those words?
Luis: From the bottom of my heart.
Tabitha: Oh! What shenanigans have you been up to now?
Timmy: Julian saw Timmy alive again. He's like a mad scientist. He wants to chop Timmy up and see what makes him tick.
Tabitha: Well, if he had, he'd find a big, fat nothing where your brain's supposed to be. Tell me why you keep getting yourself mixed up with that middle-aged moron.
Timmy: Tabby's not going to be happy, but Timmy kind of let it slip that he knew about Sheridan's poisoned wedding ring.
Tabitha: Oh, fungi. My horoscope said we were in for it, but I'm damned if it's going to be at the hands of Julian Crane. Oh, those Cranes -- they're evil.
Timmy: Has princess forgotten she's evil, too?
Tabitha: That's different, Timmy. My evil is fun. It warms the cockles of my heart. Nothing fun about the Cranes' evil. Speaking of evil, our fun will be over right quick if Julian finds us here.
Timmy: Tabby's right. Timmy and tabby have to blow this joint.
Tabitha: Right. You.
Ethan: You know, being here with you, watching the sunrise has made me realize something.
Theresa: What's that?
Ethan: Ever since I found out I wasn't a Crane and that I can't buy you beautiful jewelry and take you to exotic places --
Theresa: You know that stuff doesn't matter to me. All I care about is being with you.
Ethan: I know, that's just it. See, it's made me realize it's the simple things in life that are important, like that we'll always be open and honest with each other, that we'll never keep any secrets from each other like my mother did.
Theresa: That's really important to you, isn't it?
Ethan: Honesty is the most important thing in the world to me. And I want you -- I want us to always feel free to say anything to each other.
Ethan: Absolutely. Of course, I know we'll never have any big secrets from each other. It's one of the things I love about you, Theresa.
Theresa: What do you mean?
Ethan: Well, you were brought up so differently from my family. The Cranes were so closed off. But you are so open. I know you would never hide anything from me. I don't think I could stand it if you did hide something from me. Hey, what's wrong? What's bothering you, sweetheart? !
Tabitha: I don't believe it.
Timmy: Tabby looks like she's seen a ghost.
Tabitha: That's exactly what I have seen, Timmy.
Timmy: Timmy would recognize that face anywhere. That dude looks like Julian.
Tabitha: That dude, as you so eloquently put it, is one of Julian's ancestors, William Ephraim Crane.
Timmy: Nice name. Did princess know him?
Tabitha: Indeed I did. He was always a pain in my side. [Pounding gavel]
William: I hereby declare thee a witch, Tabitha Lenox, and thus sentence thee to the following punishment. Two days hence, thou shall be placed on an upright spit and cooked until well done. [Gallery murmurs]
Tabitha: Oh, it still makes my blood boil. That no-good, holier-than-thou Crane actually sentenced me to death by fire.
Timmy: What did tabby do?
Tabitha: I did what any self-respecting witch would do. I got on my broom and flew away. But not before I put another curse on wily Willie and his whole damn family.
Timmy: Timmy bets he wasn't happy about that.
Tabitha: Hmm. The Cranes have always thought they were above everyone else. He said I'd never beat him, that nobody ever beats the Cranes.
Timmy: But, tabby, he's right. Princess hasn't beaten the Cranes.
Tabitha: Whose side are you on, anyway? Just you wait, doll-face. My day will come. And when it does, I'll have my revenge.
Julian: I'm going to get you, you tiny termite trap.
Ethan: Theresa, what's wrong? It seems all this talk about secrets has upset you. You're not hiding something from me, are you?
Theresa: It's just --
Ethan: Look, I'm sorry. Of course you would never keep anything from me. Look, what is it? What's bothering you?
Theresa: It's just that sometimes I get afraid, Ethan.
Theresa: I love you so much and I want to make you happy, and sometimes I just get scared I won't be able to do that.
Ethan: Theresa, you don't have to worry about that. You will always make me happy. I know you will.
Theresa: Wait a minute. You know, we -- we never read our fortune cookies. Now, I'm sure that our fortunes will be wonderful since everything is already so wonderful. I'll be back.
Ethan: After you, darling.
Theresa: All right.
Theresa: "Beware of what today brings." It sounds so ominous, like something bad is going to happen today. But that doesn't make any sense. I mean, this is our wedding day. I mean, this is the happiest day of our lives.
Ethan: Exactly. It doesn't make any sense because this is the happiest day of our lives. Look, nothing can go wrong.
Theresa: Then what do you think this means?
Ethan: It doesn't mean anything. It's just a fortune cookie.
Theresa: But, Ethan, the last fortune I got said "two brides for two grooms," and that came true. Does this mean that something terrible is going to happen?
Whitney: Chad, what are you doing?
Chad: I already told you. I'm going to Ethan. I'm going to tell him the truth so he can decide what he wants to do.
Whitney: Why don't I tell you exactly what Ethan's going to do. Whether or not he believes that Theresa sent the e-mail or not, he's going to still know for sure that Theresa knew he wasn't a Crane and she didn't tell him. He's going to call off the wedding, Chad, no matter what. And Theresa's life is going to be ruined forever.
Chad: Look, Whitney, I got to stick to my word, all right? I promised Ethan I'd find out who sent that e-mail, and I did. So now I'm going to tell him.
Whitney: Theresa has loved Ethan practically her whole life. No matter what anyone ever told her, she always believed that they were destined to be together. And now her dream of being with him is finally about to come true, and you're going to rip that away from her? Chad, I'm not going to let you do this.
Chad: So, tell me, Whitney, just how are you going to stop me?
Sam: Grace, have you ever seen this man before?
Grace: I --
Sam: Look -- hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry, all right? Hey, I'm sorry. Here I am playing cop with my own wife. Of course you've never seen this guy before. If you did, you would have told me.
Sam: Hey, Luis. Yeah, this is Sam. Look, I need your help. I need you to come over to the b and b right away.
Luis: Sure, Sam. I'm on my way.
Sheridan: What was that all about?
Luis: That was Sam. He wants me to come down to the b and b, and it sounds important, so --
Sheridan: Oh. Careful. I don't want you missing your own wedding.
Luis: Come on. I wouldn't miss it for the world. In fact, the next time I see you, it'll be when you walk down that aisle.
Sheridan: I can't wait to see you waiting for me at the altar.
Sam: James, listen, I'm just going to give you a heads-up. Luis is going to be bringing in a suspect shortly, and I want you to book him on breaking and entering. No. I'll question him when I get there. Thanks.
Grace: But is it possible that I know him? I mean, he said he'd come for me. Why would he say that if he didn't know me?
Grace: Who are you?
Sam: Time for you to start answering some questions. Get up!
Grace: Sam, just don't hit him again. I don't want anyone to get hurt.
Sam: Don't worry, all right? I just want to get to the bottom of this. Now start taking. Who are you and what the hell do you want from my wife? Ok, in case you didn't already know, not only am I her husband, all right, I am the chief of police. Now start talking. How did you know my wife's name, and why did you bring her here?
Luis: Got here as fast as I could, all things considered. What the hell's going on?
Sam: That's exactly what I'm trying to figure out. Grace found this lowlife down in Tabitha's kitchen, all right? She fainted and he brought her here. I found him leaning over her on the bed.
Luis: Whatever you need me to do --
Sam: I want you to book him. I know I can count on you to do this quietly, all right? After what happened with the house, Grace and the kids have had enough publicity to last them a lifetime.
Luis: You got it. No one will know anything, and I should have just enough time to take him down to the station and book him.
Sam: What, you got other plans?
Grace: You could say that, Sam. It is his wedding day.
Sam: Hey, I'm sorry. I got so caught up with this jerk, I completely forgot. Look, I'm not going to let anything interfere with your big day.
Luis: I know.
Sheridan: I have been dreaming of this day since I was a little girl. Now it's finally here. I've been so afraid that Julian and Alistair would try and stop me from marrying Luis. Well, they tried, but there's nothing that they can do now because this is going to be the most beautiful double wedding ever.
Whitney: I'll do whatever it takes to stop you from leaving.
Chad: You don't mess around, do you?
Whitney: Theresa is my best friend, Chad, and I'm not going to let you ruin her wedding day.
Chad: Well, I'm sorry. I don't get it. First you try to stop me from breaking in here, and now you want to keep me from leaving.
Whitney: I tried to stop you from breaking in here so you would not get caught. Now I don't want you leaving because I don't want you hurting Theresa. It's as simple as that.
Chad: Oh, I don't think it's that simple at all. I mean, why do you care if I got caught, huh? I mean, you said that we have no future together because of your promise to Simone to stay away from me.
Whitney: See, I don't like it when you try to change the topic like that. The only thing I'm concerned about right now is Theresa.
Chad: Hmm. You know, I wish I could turn my feelings on and off just like you do, Whitney. That's a gift. Unfortunately, I don't operate that way. See, the fact is I still love you.
Whitney: Look, I don't want to get into any of this with you right now.
Chad: Look, would you just stop running away from me and be straight up with me. Do you love me or don't you?
Whitney: Don't you understand that whether or not I love you is not the point?
Chad: That's exactly the point! I mean, how can you say you love me one minute and then you walk out of my life the next?
Whitney: Look, you probably won't believe this, but this is just as hard for me as it is for you. I made a promise, and I'm not going to go back on that promise. You and I cannot see each other anymore.
Chad: Well, if that's how it's going to be, then you might as well just let me out of here right now.
Whitney: Not a chance.
Chad: Ok. Ok, miss champion tennis player. You really think you're strong enough to keep me from leaving?
Whitney: Well, you better believe I'm going to try.
Ethan: Theresa, please don't let your happiness be determined by a fortune cookie. It doesn't mean anything.
Theresa: I don't want to believe in it, Ethan, but ever since I fell in love with you, fate has had a way of predicting the future, and that's what frightens me about this fortune.
Ethan: There. Ok? The fortune cookie no longer exists. And the only thing left is my love for you.
Theresa: Ethan, your love is all I need. I feel so safe and protected in your arms.
Ethan: And that's exactly how you should feel because I will always love and protect you. Now, now, I need to get you home. I don't want Pilar worrying about you.
Theresa: Not to mention I have to start getting ready for our wedding. Hey, Ethan? Let's not tell anyone that we spent the night making love. I want it to be our little secret.
Ethan: Ok, you got it. We'll keep secrets with each other but not from each other.
Sam: Look, I can't believe I dragged you down here. You must have a million things to do before the wedding.
Luis: Look, actually, all I have to do is go home and put on my tux, go down to the church, wait for Sheridan to arrive at the altar, and then slip a ring on the finger of the woman I love. Bang.
Grace: Well, you and Sheridan are going to share a lifetime of happiness, just like Sam and me.
Luis: Thanks a lot, Grace. That means a lot to me. Listen, I got plenty of time to take our friend here down to the station and book him.
Sam: That would be a big load off my mind, but are you sure?
Luis: I'm positive. Besides, I got to do a little something with all this nervous energy. So the next time I see you all will be down at the church.
Sam: Grace and I are really looking forward to the wedding. We're excited to be there for you and Sheridan. Of course, my son's getting married, too.
Luis: Yeah. You know Ethan's got himself a great woman, too, and I'm not just saying that because she's my sister. She's madly in love with Ethan, and I know he'll always be able to count on her.
Sam: Well, that's important. Marriage is forever.
Grace: Yes, it is. Nothing makes me happier than being married to you, Sam.
Sam: Now, look, I've got things to do, all right? So I want some answers and I want them right now.
Tabitha: Come on. Come on. Ooh, that was close. Julian almost caught us.
Timmy: Timmy and tabby better get out of here while the getting's good.
Tabitha: I couldn't agree more. Come on. Come on!
Julian: There you are. Halt! You shan't get away from me this time!
Timmy: Is Julian dead?
Chad: You know, if you were a guy, I'd just pick you up and toss you aside.
Whitney: Yeah, well, I'm not a guy.
Chad: Yeah, well, I noticed. What I'd really like to do is to shake some sense into you. You know, we really had a really good thing going, Whitney. We belong together.
Whitney: I just really wish you'd stop saying that.
Chad: Ok. Ok, I'll stop saying that -- for now, if that's going to make you happy. But just so you know, I'd do whatever it takes to bring us back together.
Whitney: I need to ask you something.
Whitney: And by saying this, I'm not saying that I would do this, but if I do say that I would go back to you if you didn't show Ethan the tabloid before the wedding, would you do it?
Chad: Well -- I'm -- you're asking a tough question here, ok? I mean -- look, Ethan's been a good friend to me, and I haven't had many friends in my life --
Whitney: Would you do it, Chad?
Chad: If I said yes -- that's not saying that I'm going to, all right? Just what if -- would you definitely come back to me?
Whitney: Look, this is just so silly. I should've never even said anything. The only thing I really care about is that we do not leave this office unless you leave the tabloid and the e-mail behind.
Chad: You're really serious, aren't you?
Whitney: I've never been more serious, Chad.
Chad: Whitney, you know you're, like, defeating your own purpose, right? I mean, if we stay here, we will eventually get caught and possibly arrested. That tabloid's going to hit the newsstands and Ethan's going to find out the truth about Theresa anyway. So either way you look at it, it's a lose-lose situation.
Theresa: This is so romantic. It's like something out of a fairy tale.
Ethan: That's because our life is going to be a fairy tale. We are going to live happily ever after.
Theresa: Are you sure nothing's going to get in the way of our happiness?
Ethan: I'm positive. Everything is going to be perfect.
Theresa: Ethan, I can't wait to say "I do." I just wish that father Lonigan would walk up and marry us right this second.
Ethan: Why do I get the feeling that you still think something is going to get in the way of our marriage? Look, don't worry. That fortune cookie doesn't mean anything.
Theresa: I just remembered -- you never read your fortune cookie.
Ethan: I don't need to. I already know my future is full of happiness.
Theresa: Oh, come on. Read it for me.
Ethan: Ok. When you look at me like that, I cannot refuse you anything.
Ethan: "You got your greatest wish. Now your next wish will come true."
Theresa: Oh. That one's not bad at all.
Ethan: I told you there's nothing to worry about.
Theresa: Well, I know my next wish is for us to be together forever, so what's your next wish?
Ethan: There isn't anything else that I want to wish for. I already have you.
Theresa: Well, there must be something else that you want.
Ethan: Hmm. Well, come to think of it, there is one thing.
Sam: Look, you better start giving me some answers. How do you know my wife's name, and why are you stalking her? Hey, maybe you didn't hear me the first time. What do you want from my wife? David: I'll reveal why I'm here, but not to you. I will only talk to your wife. Just me and Grace, alone.
Sam: What are you, nuts? I wouldn't let you anywhere near my wife.
Grace: I want to find out what's going on. I'll talk to him.
Luis: Don't even think about it. You don't know what kind of psycho this guy is.
Sam: Don't worry. I wouldn't even consider it. I'm just trying to figure out what his angle is. Now, you told my wife earlier your name was David. Is that true? David: Yes. David.
Sam: Luis, get David out of my sight and book him.
Luis: Right, man.
Luis: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed for you.
Sam: I'm sorry you had to go through that, all right, but he is gone. I'm going to question him later and then we'll get to the bottom of this. All right? I don't want you to worry. This creep is never going to bother you again. All right? I promise. It's over.
Grace's voice: Is it?
Chad: So, what's it going to be, Whitney? Are we staying or are we going?
Whitney: Now, you know I hate to admit this, but what you're saying makes sense. And no matter what we do with the e-mail and the tabloid, we do need to get out of here. Chad, this door is not opening.
Chad: Let me take a look.
Chad: Oh, no. I left the key in the lock on the other side.
Whitney: This is a disaster. Not only are we going to get caught, but the news about the e-mail is going to be all over the place.
Chad: Well, it looks like Ethan's going to find out the truth about Theresa whether you like it or not.
Whitney: Oh, my gosh, we're all doomed, Chad.
Chad: Well, there's nothing either of us can do about it right now. It's totally out of our hands.
Theresa: The suspense is killing me. Tell me what else you wish for.
Ethan: You really want to know?
Ethan: Well, I want to find the bastard who sent that e-mail to the tabloid and ruined my life.
Sheridan: Oh, Luis. I can't wait until you place this on my finger. I will love you until death do us part.
Tabitha: What's keeping you, Timmy? I thought you wanted to get -- well, well, well. How the mighty have fallen.
Timmy: Timmy thinks tabby's curse on the Cranes has finally come true.
Tabitha: And about time, too. Oh, isn't this glorious. I must be getting my powers back, Timmy.
Timmy: Timmy can't stand the suspense. Is Julian --
Tabitha: Shakespeare couldn't have plotted this better. Here was Julian, scheming to kill his own sister, Sheridan, with a poisoned wedding ring, and now he's met his maker. Mark this on your calendar, lad. Julian Crane is dead.
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