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Passions Transcript Monday 7/9/01
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Tabitha: I know doom is on the horizon for me and all the lovers in Harmony, but couldn't you be a bit more specific? In particular the part about me.
Face: No, Tabitha, I can't be more specific. And if I'd known it was you summoning me, I wouldn't have shown up.
Timmy: Doesn't seem to like you very much, tabby, does he?
Tabitha: No, he doesn't. But that's because he's one of Hecuba's minions. But it doesn't matter anyway because I summoned him and he has no choice but to talk to me.
Timmy: What if he won't?
Tabitha: Oh, he will. Otherwise I'll turn this pool into a cesspool. Now, tell me, what is going to happen to me and all the lovers in Harmony?
Face: You I can't help. But if you want to know what evil has in store for love and romance tonight, just look into the pool.
Timmy: Look. There's Chad. What's he up to?
Tabitha: Chad's about to break into the tabloid editor's office to find out who sent that e-mail about Ethan being Sam Bennett's son and not Julian Crane's.
Timmy: The one that ruined Ethan's life?
Tabitha: Mm-hmm. Exactly, Tim Tim. Chad thinks he's doing Ethan a favor by finding out the one who betrayed him. Oh, Chad's going to get a big surprise when he finds out who it was.
Chad: Who are you? What do you want?
Whitney: Chad, it's me!
Chad: Whitney? What the hell? What, are you crazy? You know you could've been hurt jumping me from behind like that? What are you doing here?
Whitney: I'm trying to keep you from going to prison.
Tabitha: Oh, this is rich. If Whitney knew what the future holds, she'd be sorry she kept Chad from prison. It'd be the best thing that could happen to her.
Timmy: For Chad to be in jail? Timmy doesn't understand.
Tabitha: Well, think about it, lad. Think how she'll feel when she finds out in the future that she's carrying her own half brother's baby.
Timmy: Not good.
Tabitha: That's an understatement. It'd be enough to drive her mad.
Timmy: That's cruel.
Tabitha: Yes. Yes, it is cruel. And it's also delicious. It'll cause a major amount of pain and suffering. [Face laughs]
Face: Yes. That's not all that's going on tonight.
Tabitha: Well, step aside and let us see what's happening, then.
Sam: Are you sure someone was in there?
Grace: I'm sure. Please be careful. You see?
Sam: I heard it.
Grace: There's someone in there.
Sam: Stay right here. Police! I have a gun! Identify yourself!
Timmy: Who's that man in the shadows, princess? And is Sam going to shoot him?
Tabitha: Who he is isn't important, Timmy. It's what he can do to grace that's important. And Sam's gun can't stop the power of that man to destroy grace and Sam's marriage forever.
Face: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Can we get on with it, or are you going to spend the entire evening blathering with that little airhead?
Timmy: Hey! Who's an airhead?
Tabitha: Yes, yes, yes. Get on with it. Show us what else is happening in Harmony tonight. [Face chuckles]
Ethan: Hey, Theresa, come on. That's just a silly old wives' tale.
Theresa: I don't think so, Ethan. I mean, I have always heard that the worst thing that you can do on your wedding day is see the person that you're going to marry before the ceremony.
Ethan: People make their own luck. We can't let some silly superstition put a damper on the happiest day of our lives. We are going to live happily ever after no matter what time it is right now.
Theresa: You think?
Ethan: I know.
Theresa: Well, you know, we better get home if I'm going to get any rest.
Ethan: Ok. Yeah. Me, too. I mean, I don't want to get to hank's too late and wake him up. Do you realize this is going to be the last night that we're going to be apart?
Theresa: Starting tonight, we're finally going to be together.
Tabitha: Oh -- you're too young to see this, Timmy.
Timmy: But why? What are Ethan and Theresa doing?
Tabitha: Something they shouldn't be doing until after they're married -- at least according to Theresa. Oh. Maybe the fates have decided that Theresa should have one night of love with her Ethan.
Timmy: But they're getting married tomorrow. Isn't Theresa going to have plenty of love then?
Tabitha: But it's past midnight and the wedding's today. I don't think you can count on a wedding today, Timmy.
Face: No, there's big trouble ahead for Theresa and Ethan. And they're not the only lovers facing trouble today.
Sheridan: It's my wedding day. From now on my life is going to be so perfect, no one can do anything to spoil it.
Timmy: Sheridan, watch out!
Tabitha: Quiet, Timmy. Sheridan can't hear you, anyway. Let's just watch and see what happens.
Chad: Whitney, you shouldn't be here. You know, I can take care of myself.
Whitney: Yeah, well, I'm not so sure of that, Chad. You are breaking and entering. Do you know people go to jail for this?
Chad: Look, Whitney, I've done this stuff before, ok, when I was a kid, and I never got caught.
Whitney: Yeah, well, there's a first time for everything.
Chad: Yeah, all right, that's true. But I told Ethan that I would try to help him find out who sold him out to the tabloid. It's like my wedding present to him because he deserves to know who sold him out.
Whitney: Look, I understand you wanting to try to help Ethan, Chad, but this is so dangerous.
Chad: Why do you care? I mean, you know, for a person that dropped somebody like you dropped me without even blinking, then that must mean that they don't care, right?
Whitney: I just don't want to see you get into any trouble, Chad. That's all it is.
Chad: Yo, look, you may be the pro on the tennis court, but here in this situation, I'm the pro. So I'm telling you go home, all right? I'm going to go in there, and I am going to try to find out the truth for Ethan so he and Theresa can just get married and have all of these questions put to rest.
Ethan: Wait, Theresa. Stop.
Theresa: No. I can't. I don't want to.
Ethan: You promised your mother you would wait.
Theresa: I know I said I would wait until my wedding day. And guess what? It is our wedding day.
Ethan: Well, yes. Technically, it is, but I think we should --
Theresa: And in just a few hours, we're going to be man and wife. So --
Ethan: I know.
Theresa: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sam: There's no one here.
Grace: Are you sure?
Grace: It must've been fluffy, Tabitha's cat.
Sam: Yeah. It must've been the cat. Feeling better now?
Grace: No, not really. I've had that strange feeling all day that someone was watching me. And then that guy appeared earlier outside.
Sam: He didn't say who he was?
Grace: No. But when he said my name, I had that premonition that I was separated from you and the kids and I couldn't get back you.
Sam: How were we separated from you?
Grace: I don't know. It wasn't clear. It was just really frightening. I mean, Sam, someone is out there who wants to see us separated.
Sam: That is not going to happen.
Grace: Don't leave me tonight.
Sam: I won't leave you. I'll be with you forever. No one will ever keep us apart again.
Sheridan: It's really happening. I'm really going to marry Luis tomorrow. No, today. Who's there? Oh, my God! 9-1 -- [Sheridan screams]
Tabitha: This is not for your young eyes. Don't watch.
Timmy: Well, if Timmy can't see the good stuff, then he's going to go make himself a marTimmy.
Tabitha: Well, just be careful. And don't let anyone see you walking around like a live person.
Timmy: Who's going to see Timmy at this time of night? Almost everyone in Harmony's asleep.
Julian: Oh. Look at you, Sheridan. So young and innocent. So naive. You haven't changed. Damn it! Why did you force me to do it? You think I wanted to kill my own sister? If you had just done what you were told and stayed away from Luis -- now it's too late. Tomorrow you will die.
Sheridan: No! Help!
Luis: Sheridan -- Sheridan, it's me. It's just me.
Sheridan: Oh, my God. You scared me half to death! I thought you were like a burglar or rapist or something.
Luis: Sheridan, I'm sorry. I thought you'd be asleep. I just wanted to leave you this. So I was going to put it on the pillow next to yours where I usually sleep, and that way, when you woke up, you'd remember how much I love you. Don't be mad.
Sheridan: You are so sweet. How can I be mad when you're this romantic? I love you.
Luis: I love you, too, Mrs. Almost-Lopez Fitzgerald.
Sheridan: Oh, that sounds wonderful. Wait, you have to go. I don't want anything to jinx this wedding. It's bad luck for us to see each other before the ceremony.
Luis: There's no such thing as bad luck with us, ok? Our relationship is going to be blessed. Everything is going to be perfect.
Grace: You must think I'm silly for thinking there's someone out there that wants to hurt us.
Sam: That's not silly at all. Didn't we both go through hell because ivy wanted to separate us?
Grace: Yeah. Thank God she finally realized that she was wasting her time and that you were never going to start loving her again.
Sam: Maybe that explains why you're having these premonitions of danger.
Grace: Yeah, I guess. Anyway, I feel safe now. Safe and secure with you here.
Sam: Well, a bed this small, you'd have to feel secure.
Tabitha: Grace may feel secure in Sam's arms, but her mysterious friend in the garden is out to destroy her.
Face: Do you really think he has the power to break up such a loving couple?
Tabitha: Oh, yes, yes, he does. In fact, he will begin the destruction of that happy marriage tonight. [Face laughs]
Face: Oh, yes! Oh, yes! [Face and Tabitha laugh]
Julian: Huh? Must've dozed off.
Julian: Poor Sheridan.
Julian: Would it have been so difficult to fall in love with someone else? That's all you had to do. There are so many men out there -- better men than Lopez Fitzgerald. Why couldn't you just forget about Luis so you could live? You're forcing me to kill you, you know.
Timmy: What kind of brother are you to kill your own sister?
Julian: This is interesting. I haven't heard my conscience in years. Where have you been?
Timmy: How could you do such a thing?
Julian: Go away. I don't need you to tell me I'm a wretch. I feel wretched enough. Doesn't matter what you say. Nothing's going to change. I can't -- I can't do anything to stop father's plan. In a few hours, Sheridan will die.
Sheridan: You know where this will lead if we don't stop right now.
Luis: Yeah, I know.
Sheridan: Look, it's bad enough that we're already breaking tradition by you being here. We don't need to break another one by making love before our wedding.
Luis: Hey, hey, hey. You know I'm all about tradition. But I think this is one that could use some change.
Sheridan: Oh, Luis --
Luis: Ok. I guess I should be going.
Sheridan: Yes. You should.
Sheridan: You're not leaving.
Luis: Well, can't make my feet move.
Sheridan: This is not good.
Luis: I got an idea. Why don't we dance? Huh?
Luis: Yeah. I figure if we dance, then maybe I can work off some of this nervous energy and -- [tango music plays]
Sheridan: A tango? This is definitely not a good idea.
Luis: Oh, come on. It's just a dance.
Sheridan: Not the way you dance. We are playing with fire here.
Luis: I know.
Theresa: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ethan: I don't know. If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you know how much I want to make love to you.
Theresa: I could tell.
Ethan: But I don't want to do anything you don't want to.
Theresa: Why do you think I asked what you were thinking?
Ethan: Because you want to make love, too?
Theresa: I've never felt this way before, Ethan. I feel like I'm going to explode if you don't show me how to do this. Make love to me.
Ethan: Are you sure? Because it's only a matter of hours before we get married, and you'll still keep your promise to your mother and yourself.
Theresa: Like I said, it is our wedding day, isn't it? I don't want to wait. Don't make me wait.
Ethan: Theresa -- I can't. I didn't bring any condoms.
Theresa: Don't worry. I'm on birth control.
Ethan: You are?
Theresa: So there's nothing to stop us now.
Ethan: No, no, I guess not. I want you to be absolutely sure.
Theresa: I'm sure. I am sure that I won't be able to make it through this day if we don't make love. I won't be able to think about anything else.
Ethan: I know what you mean. I haven't been able to sleep for months because all I think about is how much I want to make love to you.
Theresa: I've dreamed of this moment since the first time saw you. I love you so much.
Ethan: And I love you.
Tabitha: Well. So much for little miss virgin wearing white when she walks down the aisle.
Face: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Tabitha Lennox being judgmental. You should know better than anyone how passion can take over one's life.
Tabitha: I do. But this -- this is making me gag. Where's all the pain and suffering for those two?
Face: It will come.
Tabitha: I certainly hope so. Now, what are Chad and Whitney doing?
Chad: Ok. Let's see what Mr.. Editor was so determined to hide.
Whitney: What? What is it?
Chad: It's a galley proof of tomorrow's paper.
Whitney: What does it say?
Chad: "Surprise revelation -- former Ethan Crane done in by his fiancée."
Whitney: Let me see this. But this isn't true.
Chad: Well, it says here that the information came from Theresa's computer. I thought Theresa said that she had that file erased.
Whitney: She did, Chad. She was sure that no one was going to get a hold of that file.
Chad: Yeah, well, somebody did. And in a few hours, the whole world's going to know that Theresa was responsible for turning Ethan's life upside down.
Whitney: Oh, my gosh. Poor Theresa.
Chad: What about poor Ethan? He's going to go crazy when he sees this.
Ethan: Theresa, are you sure you're all right?
Theresa: Yes. Yes. I love you so much.
Ethan: I love you.
Face: There's no turning back for them now.
Tabitha: No. And it'll be all the more painful for Ethan when he reads that tabloid story and finds out that the e-mail that ruined his life came from Theresa's computer.
Face: What's even better is that Theresa didn't even give the tabloid the information. It was someone else.
Tabitha: Yes. Ethan's jilted fiancée Gwen and that mother Rebecca. Oh, those two girls are after my own heart. Enjoy it while you can, kiddies, because very soon your whole world is going to be rocked. Well, I wonder what Sam and grace are doing now. And I wonder what's taking Timmy so long.
Face: Don't worry about that little pest. He can take care of himself. Besides, I have other couples to show you. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Julian: Why did Sheridan choose Luis -- the one man in the world she can't possibly marry?
Timmy: Why can't Sheridan marry Luis?
Julian: You're my conscience. You know as well as I do he's a cop and he wants to bring down the Crane empire.
Julian: Well, you know that as well. He's bound and determined to find out how his father disappeared. He's a bloodhound. He'll never give up until he gets what he wants.
Timmy: Luis suspects the Cranes of doing something to his father?
Julian: Yes. Of course. And he's right. That's why we must stop his snooping around.
Timmy: But there must be another way to stop him besides killing Sheridan.
Julian: I wish there were. But as I said before, father's made up his mind. There's no turning back. Unless you can help me. Conscience, what should I do? [Timmy hiccups]
Julian: What was that, a hiccup? [Timmy hiccups]
Julian: Oh, no, no. A conscience doesn't get hiccups. It's you! It's you. [Julian laughs]
Timmy: No! Let Timmy go!
Julian: I knew you were alive. Everyone thinks you're a doll, but you're a living, breathing thing.
Timmy: Let Timmy go! Help!
Julian: No. There's no one to help you now. I finally got you --
Julian: And you're going to pay!
Timmy: Help! Help! Princess!
Sam: Remember the first time we made love? And those fantastic sandwiches you made afterwards?
Grace: Sam, they were peanut butter and jelly.
Sam: Well, they were better than any filet mignon I've ever had.
Grace: Oh. Is this your way of telling me that you are hungry?
Sam: Aren't you?
Grace: Ravenous. Ok, I will go make some sandwiches.
Sam: Do you want me to come with you?
Grace: Ah, you know, I don't think Tabitha is used to having naked men parade around her kitchen. You don't want to scare her to death.
Sam: Ok. But I don't think anything would scare Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, that was a very rude thing to say.
Face: What, that nothing could scare you?
Tabitha: No, that I'd never had a naked man in my kitchen. Ha. I've had more lovers than Sam Bennett and his merry band of coppers has had free doughnuts. Oh, no, I won't be shocked. But grace will be shocked right down to her toes when she sees who's waiting for her in the kitchen. .
[Tango music plays]
Sheridan: Oh, what are you doing?
Luis: Nothing. Just a little warm in here.
Sheridan: Oh, that's all?
Luis: Well, there's warm, and then there's warm.
Sheridan: Oh, Luis. We said we would not make love until our wedding night.
Luis: Oh, you said that, not me.
Sheridan: You are doing this on purpose. You know how you make me feel.
Luis: I know how to make you feel better.
Grace: I am so lucky to have Sam. As long as he's around, no harm will come to me. [Glass breaks]
Tabitha: Evil is beginning. Oh, I haven't felt this good since the start of the black plague.
Face: Oh, yes! I know! [Face laughs]
Man: I've come for you, grace.
Man: I'm taking you away from all of this -- forever.
Timmy: Let Timmy go! Timmy promises he won't tell anyone what he heard.
Julian: Oh. Let you go now that I finally have you? I'm drunk, not insane. Not a chance.
Timmy: Timmy's sorry. He didn't mean to listen to your plans to kill Sheridan.
Julian: Why did you let me think that you were my conscience?
Timmy: Timmy was trying to help.
Julian: Help. Right. You've been trying to drive me insane for months.
Timmy: No. No. Insane? Timmy's not trying to drive you insane, Mr.. Crane.
Julian: Why don't you let anyone else know that you're alive? Why do you show yourself to me?
Timmy: Timmy's sorry. He swears he'll never tell anyone about Sheridan's wedding ring being poisoned and that when she puts it on she'll die a slow, agonizing death.
Julian: What did you say?
Timmy: Huh? About what?
Julian: What did you say about Sheridan's wedding ring being poisoned? How do you know about that ring?
Timmy: Ring? What ring? Timmy doesn't know about a ring! Timmy's just a doll!
Julian: Doll, my aunt fanny. You're as real as I am! You stop that! You come back to life, or I will slice you open right here and now!
Julian: As a matter of fact, I think I'll cut you open anyway because you know too much.
Timmy: No. Please. Timmy swears he won't tell anyone about Julian's plans to kill Sheridan.
Julian: Sorry, doll boy. You must die.
[Tango music plays]
Sheridan: This is a mistake.
Luis: Yeah. It's a mistake I'm willing to make.
Whitney: This is going to destroy Theresa. And if Ethan really believes that this is true, he's not going to forgive her for this one.
Chad: Look, look. Right here. It says the tabloid has proof that all the stuff about Ethan's paternity was e-mailed to them from Theresa's computer.
Whitney: Theresa did not do that. This -- this just isn't true. Remember Theresa told us that she deleted the file she had on Ethan's paternity before the tabloid got a hold of it. No, Chad, this is not true. There has to be another explanation for all of this. And until we find out what it is, we can't let Theresa and Ethan see this before their marriage. Chad, you do agree with me, don't you? We can't let him see it before they get married.
Chad: I have to tell Ethan. I have to show him this before he marries Theresa.
Theresa: Ethan --
Theresa: I love you so much.
Ethan: I love you.
Theresa: We'll be together, always?
Ethan: Always. Nothing will ever come between us.
Tabitha: Why do they always do this? Why do they say these idiotic, prophetic lines like "nothing will ever come between us"? Sometimes I think they just do it to amuse me. Well, just you wait and see, my pretties, because I guarantee you something will come between you. This is the last time you will experience any happiness. Evil will win. Evil will win.
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