OLTL Transcript Monday 7/15/13 Ep. 30

One Life to Live Transcript Monday 7/15/13
Aired on OWN on 8/29/13


Episode #30 ~ Love Is in the Air

Provided By Gisele

[Door shuts]

Bo: Honey...I'm home.

Nora: Rough day at the office, dear?

Bo: Oh, I don't know. Let me see. It's, uh, 8:00 at night, and I just got home, so, yeah!

Nora: Okay. Come here.

Bo: Rough!

Nora: Come on. Come here.

Bo: Rough day.

Nora: Sit down. I'll rub your back, and you tell me all about it, all right?

Bo: Oh, God!

Nora: Is that good?

Bo: That feels so good!

Nora: There you go.

Bo: [Sighs]

Nora: You hungry? You want some food? You want some chicken?

Bo: Oh, no, no, no. No. I don't want anything... but you.

Nora: Mm. Aww.

[Knock on door]

Natalie: Hang on. I hope you have change for a $50.

Cutter: I don't, but trust me -- I'm worth it.

Natalie: [Shuts door] I am a mess!

Danielle: Really? Really? Really?

Jeffrey: What are you looking for?

Danielle: The damn salt!

Jeffrey: [Sighs]

Danielle: What's it doing there?!

Jeffrey: Hey, listen. The doctor said that your mom is going to be fine, okay? It was just a panic attack.

Danielle: What's that have to do with the salt being in the wrong place?

Jeffrey: If you're so worried about her, why don't you stay at the hospital?

Danielle: The hospital sent her home, and then she sent me home. She said I was making her anxious.

Jeffrey: Really?

Danielle: Do we have any limes? I need limes! [Sighs]

Jeffrey: I'll -- I'll go get some.

Danielle: You know what? Forget it. Forget it. All I need is the tequila, which is in my room. [Sighs]

[Knock on door]

Jeffrey: [Sighs] Thank God. Come in.

Destiny: I got your SOS. What's up?

Jeffrey: Dani is in a mood right now, and I cannot deal with her.

Michelle: [Chuckles]

Matthew: That's it.

Michelle: I can't believe we drank a whole bottle of champagne.

Matthew: Yep. Well, it's a special occasion, you know... our first time, and --

Michelle: Oh, you think so.

Matthew: Yeah. What's a guy gotta do to get lucky? Hmm? [Chuckles]

Michelle: Is that what you think this is -- just some random hookup?

Matthew: No, I-I was just kidding.

Michelle: No, you weren't. [Sighs] The flowers, the champagne... [Sighs] You just did this to get into my pants, didn't you?

Dorian: Where do you think you're going?

David: I'm doing the only thing that a self-respecting man can do. I'm moving out of the house that was paid for by my ungrateful wife. Besides, that's what you want.

Dorian: It's not what I want.

David: So, we can work through this?

Dorian: I want you to apologize, and I want you to swear it will never happen again.

David: And then you'll forgive me?

Dorian: [Sighs] I can never forgive... that you did it in Blair's club! I mean, you might as well have brought a bimbo home and screwed her in our bed!

David: Oh, hardly! It was a mistake! And, for the last time, it was a stupid kiss!

Dorian: [Sighs] So... if you expect me to forgive you, tell me what you're willing to do to save our marriage.

[Cell phone ringing]

Dorian: [Sighs]

David: David Vickers Buchanan Productions. David Vickers Buchanan speaking.

Man: I'm calling from Jo Sullivan's office. You met with Michael Green at our network today?

David: Don't remind me.

Man: Jo wants to meet you. You know where Shelter is?

David: All too well.

Man: Can you meet Jo in half an hour?

David: I am a television producer! I don't drop everything that I'm doing just because the phone rings. Be more specific!

Man: Hey, pal, look. I just run the calls.

David: Something just opened up -- I'll be there in 30 minutes. Change of plans. I gotta go.

Dorian: David, you still haven't told me what you intend to do to save our marriage!

David: Well, I'm just gonna have to get back to you on that one.

Natalie: Hang -- hang on! I'll -- I'll be right there. You know, a phone call would've been nice! Like, give a girl a little bit of warning!

Cutter: I like to be spontaneous.

Natalie: Well, I like to look... decent when I see guys.

Cutter: You look great.

Natalie: You need glasses.

Cutter: I do not need glasses. I see 20/20. Mrs. Buchanan, is Natalie home? Would you please let her know --

Natalie: Get your ass in here. Oh, my gosh!

Cutter: I thought you'd never ask.

[Rock 'n roll music playing]

Nora: Oh, yeah.

Bo: Oh. [Chuckles] I love that song.

Nora: It's gonna be a song for my Woodstock tribute show tonight.

Bo: Hey, hey. Could I be, uh, like your special guest on your show tonight, and then I could tell them all about our Woodstock experiences?

Nora: No. [Laughing] Bo, I'm the nightbird. I'm not Nora Buchanan, remember? My God. And I don't think Llanview really should know about the police commissioner's adventures.

Bo: Well, yeah. Doesn't the, uh, nightbird have a husband?

Nora: Are you serious?

Bo: Yeah! Why not?

Nora: Hey, superfans out there in Llanview. This is the nightbird, and I want to bring you my special guest -- my husband... the night owl. [Chuckling]

Bo: [Deep voice] Hey, out there, all you cool cats.

Nora: Oh, no! [Laughing] Oh, my God!

Bo: [Normal voice] What?

Nora: If you're gonna be a cornball, you shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a microphone. "Cool cats." [Laughing]

Bo: Cornball? Really? Okay, how about I just do it straight, then? Yes, I was at Woodstock. I was on the left side of the stage with all my buddies, and there was a lot of mud.

Nora: And I was there with my parents.

Bo: Yes, because, at that time, the nightbird was just a little, tiny chick.

Nora: [Laughing] What can I say? My parents were hippies, and they took me everywhere. But I was old enough to remember the music, and I was old enough to remember... the dancing.

Bo: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then, years later, we were looking at... pictures, photos that we each had of, uh -- of Woodstock that we'd taken separately.

Nora: And there we were in the same picture.

Bo: And I will never forget those little cheeks, all of that red --

Nora: See? Okay. Right there.

Bo: What?

Nora: That's the problem. You were about to say "red hair." Hello?

Bo: Honey, you're not the only redhead in Llanview, you know. Just the only redhead that I care about.

Nora: Aw. Mm. [Kissing]

Bo: So, what do you say? Look. Can I be on your show with you tonight?

Nora: Absolutely not.

Bo: Oh. Okay.

Destiny: Is it her mom?

Jeffrey: It's that, plus some other stuff --

Danielle: Who drank the tequila? [Groans]

Jeffrey: It was in your room!

Danielle: Shut up! Hi!

Destiny: Hi.

Jeffrey: Hi. You know, Nora is doing a Woodstock tribute on her show tonight.

Danielle: Oh, great. Just what I want to do. I want to sit here and listen to Matthew's mom talk about the blues. Can you get this, please?

Jeffrey: It's not the blues. It's classic rock.

Danielle: Whatever.

Destiny: Why don't you want to listen to Nora's show?

Danielle: 'Cause I'm pissed at her son.

Destiny: Ooh. What'd Matthew do now?

Jeffrey: She doesn't like the girl he's dating.

Destiny: Oh. So, that girl I met the other night -- they're serious?

Jeffrey: Yeah. Dani's not a fan.

Danielle: She's a liar! Literally, she's a liar, and he's dumb for falling for it!

Jeffrey: She just not --

Destiny: Why do you care?

Jeffrey: That's what I said.

Danielle: I don't care! I just see that he's making a huge mistake with her.

Destiny: Well, you're pretty worked up! What -- are you upset you're losing your workout buddy?

Danielle: He's not my workout buddy.

Destiny: Uh, hello? He was supposed to be watching Drew, but he was with you, out running?

Danielle: That was a one-time thing.

Destiny: Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait! Did you sleep with Matthew?!

Matthew: I swear I didn't do this to get you into bed, Michelle. I mean, I knew it was a possibility, but, I mean, I never --

Michelle: Then why?

Matthew: So that we could have alone time. And this place is a lot nicer than my apartment. There's no roommates, you know?

Michelle: [Sighs] We could've gone for a walk in the park.

Matthew: I don't understand. I thought you wanted me as much as I want you.

Michelle: I-I do. I just --

Matthew: What's the problem? What's the matter?

Michelle: Just... [Sighs] What you said, about it being our first time, and --

Matthew: Oh! Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be tonight.

Michelle: No, it's -- it's just not our first time. It's -- it's my first time, 'cause I've never... [Sighs] ... done this before. I'm -- I'm... a virgin.

Matthew: It's okay.

Michelle: No, it's why I freaked out.

Matthew: I just had no idea. I didn't, you know --

Michelle: No, this always happens. And, you know what? It's fine. I understand, you know?

Matthew: Where are you going?

Michelle: I mean, guys can't take the pressure. It's fine when you're in high school, but when you're my age, you just -- you tell them, and they just go running for the hills.

Matthew: You know? I'm not running anywhere! I'm right here.

Michelle: Really?

Matthew: Yeah, really. And we don't have to do anything that you're not ready for.

Michelle: But you did all this.

Matthew: Yeah. So we could have some alone time and get to know one another, you know... which is exactly what we're doing.

Michelle: Thanks. That means a lot. And... I do want you.


Matthew: Mm. Hold on. Let's take it slow, okay?

Michelle: Let's not.


Nora: So, in our very special tribute to Woodstock show tonight, I was wondering... if anyone out there actually went to Woodstock.

[Telephone beeps]

Nora: And we have a caller. Hello. You're on the air.

Bo: Hello. Is this the nightbird?

Nora: Yes. Yes. Yes, this is, and you're on the air. Where are you?

Bo: Llanview, PA!

Nora: Well, before we hear your exciting, uh, Woodstock adventure, let's listen to this fabulous song.

[Rock 'n roll music playing]

Nora: All right. Bo? Bo? Where are you?

Bo: Hey. Am I still on the air? Oh.

Nora: I'm gonna throttle you. I'm gonna get you. Hey! Hey! [Knocking] You come out of there right now!

Cutter: I mean... who orders anchovies on pizza?

Natalie: Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. [Chuckles] I didn't realize I was gonna be sharing, but, uh, I guess next time, I will make sure to ask you first.

Cutter: Next time, I'll call first.

Natalie: Great idea.

Cutter: So, you're saying there's gonna be a next time?

Natalie: Mm, I don't know. It all depends.

Cutter: Depends? Is this a test?

Natalie: Absolutely.

Cutter: You know, I wasn't that good a school.

Natalie: Question one. What comes after dinner?

Cutter: Dessert.

Natalie: [Imitates buzzer] Wrong answer.

Cutter: Okay. I got this. Uh, after dinner, there's, uh, cleaning the dishes.

Natalie: I like the way you think! But that's not exactly what I had in mind.

Cutter: Then what?


Cutter: I like this test.

Destiny: You slept with Matthew!

Danielle: I didn't.

Destiny: How could you?

Danielle: I would never!

Destiny: Oh, liar!

Danielle: Um, he's Drew's father, okay? Destiny, I know you still love him.

Destiny: Loved! Past tense, okay?! But you obviously saw your chance to move in, and did, literally!

Danielle: That's not fair!

Destiny: Oh, what do you do -- prance around naked?

Danielle: Is that what you think of me?!

Destiny: Oh, I know you, and I know him! He couldn't resist you! He never could resist you!

Danielle: Oh, my God! Destiny, it's ancient history!

Destiny: I should've known that's what happened when you moved in here!

Danielle: How can you even say any of this? You're supposed to be my best friend.

Destiny: Exactly!

Danielle: You said you don't care that way about him anymore!

Destiny: I don't!

Danielle: And I don't care about Matthew that way anymore!

Destiny: Then why are you so pissed about this new bitch that he's dating?!

Danielle: Because I'm so freaking' lonely, I could kill myself!! [Breathing shakily]

Destiny: You don't mean that. Dani, you don't mean that, do you?

Danielle: [Crying] No, not... [Sniffles] Not literally.

Destiny: Don't ever say that.

Danielle: God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

Destiny: Forget it! No. No, I'm sorry!

Danielle: I'm sorry!

Destiny: I'm sorry!


Danielle: Listen, you have to believe me, okay? Nothing happened with Matthew. Please believe me. Please.

Destiny: I do. I do. I -- I didn't mean all that stuff I said. I'm sorry.

Danielle: I know. I know.


Matthew: That was -- that was really incredible.

[Both chuckle]

Michelle: Really?

Matthew: Yeah. It wasn't for you?

Michelle: No, no. It was. I just -- I didn't seem too... inexperienced?

Matthew: No. No. [Chuckling] Not at all. Hey. Hey, what's the matter? What happened?

Michelle: Nothing.

Matthew: Did I make you do something you weren't ready to do? What --

Michelle: No, I was ready.

Matthew: What?

Michelle: It's -- I can't believe I finally found you.

Matthew: It didn't take too much looking.

Michelle: [Laughs] Are you kidding? You have no idea how many jerks are out there.

Matthew: Oh, I have an idea, actually. Uh, a lot of girls put me on that list, so --

Michelle: Well, then they're idiots. But I'm glad they did. Otherwise, you wouldn't be mine.

Matthew: Oh, really?

Michelle: Yeah.


Rama: Oh! Hey! Uh, I didn't think I'd see you here so soon after what happened last night.

David: Right. It's been a hell of a day.

Rama: Oh, yes! I completely forgot! Your meeting --

David: Was a disaster.

Rama: Oh, David.

David: What about you? You okay?

Rama: I just feel really terrible about what happened.

David: No, don't. It's not your fault. As of this morning, my TV show is as dead as my marriage.

Rama: No.

David: Yep.

Rama: No, but you can't give up, on either one.

David: You're sweet.

Rama: Can I get you a drink?

David: Actually, I'm meeting somebody.

Rama: Oh.

David: Yeah, some industry puke named Joe Sullivan.

Rama: What does he look like?

David: I don't know. Probably too much hair product, spray tan, and jewelry.

Jo: You would be right! Jo Sullivan, industry puke.

David: I just can't catch a break today.

Jo: Well, actually, you can. I have a dinner appointment in about 5 minutes, but I wanted to catch you before you take your show somewhere else.

David: But Michael Green said --

Jo: Oh, Michael Green is an idiot who no longer works for the network!

David: Oh!

Jo: I saw your sizzle reel, and I want to be in the David Vickers business.

David: You do?

Jo: Hm-hmm. And you -- you are gonna be a star.

Rama: Me?

Jo: Off-camera you two are really monosyllabic.

David: Just... stunned.

Jo: Well, I'm gonna need you to take some crack, because you're gonna have to be on, okay? We're gonna make some history. And I will have my lawyers draw up the contract, but I would like to start working with you right away.

David: Fantastic! Hey, that's three syllables!

Jo: Fast learner, I like it. Okay, think fast. Who's your demographic?

David: 14 to 80. There's something in the show for everyone.

Jo: Which means you have nothing for anybody. But don't worry. That's my job. I'll fix that for you. You know what? I think my dinner party's here. But why don't you two have a bottle of Dom on me?

David: You just turned the worst day of my life into the best day of all time.

Jo: [Chuckles] I get that a lot. Bye-bye.

[Door opens and closes]

David: I've arranged for a suite at The Palace. I'll come by tomorrow for the rest of my things.

Dorian: Are you going to be with her?

David: No.

Dorian: I always knew this would happen -- that you'd leave me for a younger woman.

David: That's not what this is about.

Dorian: I know what I saw, David. You looked at her the way you used to look at me.

David: And she looked at me the way that you used to look at me.

Dorian: [Huffs]

David: Maybe we need some time apart.

Dorian: I don't believe in that. No, the only way to save a marriage is to stay in the trenches and fight it out.

David: Trenches and fighting? To the bloody end?

Dorian: If that's what it takes.

David: We shouldn't be at war, Dorian. I love you, but I -- I don't want to be in the trenches!

Dorian: Quitter.

David: [Scoffs] Well, you said it yourself -- you can't forgive me, so I'll -- I'll just focus my energy on something more positive.

Dorian: Like the bimbo?

David: Like my show. They picket it up.

Dorian: I hope it's everything that you want it to be.

David: Just be happy for me!

Dorian: Would that make you feel better?

David: Yes. It would.

Dorian: I'm just not feeling it.

[Thunder rumbles]

Nora: [Sighs] It's raining!

Bo: Yep, just like at Woodstock.

Nora: You know what? I think it is time for the nightbird and the night owl to turn in.

Bo: No, wait, wait. Just play one more. Come on.

Nora: One more?

Bo: Yeah!

Nora: All right. I'm gonna play my favorite.

[Rock 'n roll music playing]

Nora: [Laughs as they dance]

[Hotel Cinema's "Fire Escape" playing]

[Michelle smiles as she watches Matthew sleeping]

[Cutter and Natalie roll around on the floor, kissing and unbuttoning]

Todd: Hey.

Blair: Todd, I got your message. Did everything go okay?

Todd: Oh, yeah. It went great.

Blair: You're drenched!

Todd: That's my new favorite thing to do is tattoo a dead body. Whew. Should be over in a day or two.

Blair: Oh, my God. You're --

Todd: Hmm?

Blair: You're shivering.

Todd: Oh, I'm fine.

Blair: No, you're freezing, Todd.

Todd: Well, not one of my finer moments.

Blair: Oh, my God. Just --

Todd: Did you want one?

Blair: No! No.

Todd: Oh, man.

Blair: Let me help you get this off. Oh, you're just drenched!


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