OLTL Transcript Tuesday 2/15/11

One Life to Live Transcript Tuesday 2/15/11


Episode # 10874

Provided By Suzanne
Proofread By Kathy

Viki: Oh, good. Maybe that's your mommy and daddy.

Natalie: Mommy.

Viki: Natalie? My God, honey, what happened? Are you all right?

Natalie: Come here, baby. Come here. I'm here, baby.

Viki: Natalie? Where's John?

[Rock music playing]

[Music stops]

John: The bar is closed! Get out!

Dani: What do you have planned for us tonight, anyway?

Nate: Uh-uh. It's a surprise.

Dani: You're not even gonna give me a hint?

Nate: No way.

Dani: Why not?

Nate: Because I want it to be perfect, Dani. You're perfect. You deserve a perfect surprise.

Dani: I was just thinking, after we do your special thing, maybe we could go somewhere.

Nate: Did you have someplace in mind?

Dani: Someplace we can have sex.

Nate: Is that what you want?

Dani: Is that what you want?

Starr: Are you having a happy Valentine's Day?

James: Are you kidding me? This has been the best day of my life.

Starr: Mom, here. Here's the sheet music you wanted.

Blair: Oh, sweetheart, thank you. You are a lifesaver. I can't believe I left this at home. My gosh, now if only my piano player shows up.

Starr: Okay, well, break a leg or whatever.

Blair: Hey, hey. Why don't you stick around and sing a couple of songs with me?

Starr: You want me to spend Valentineís Day singing with my mom?

Blair: It'll just be a couple songs. It'll be fun.

Starr: Why don't you just hang a sign around my neck that says "loser"?

Man: What's a sweet lady like you doing all alone on Valentineís Day?

Langston: I'm waiting for my date. Bye-bye.

Brody: What the hell are you doing in here, and what do you think you're doing with my son?

Natalie: Mom, it's a nightmare.

Viki: I know it's a nightmare, darling. My God, what your father did to Jessica and Charlie and Rex, changing the results of the DNA tests. I can't even believe he's capable of something like that. And I'm very, very worried about Charlie, but I have to believe that in time, he'll get past it, and so will Rex and Jessie and Brody.

Natalie: About them--

Viki: Yeah, the thing is that at least Jessie and Brody, they knew there was a possibility that Ryder was not Brody's son.

Natalie: Mom, it's so much worse than that. Much, much, much worse.

[Jessica sobbing]

Tess: Hey, Jessica. Miss me?

Jessica: Tess.

Dani: You want to have sex with me, don't you?

Nate: Yeah, but only if you want to.

Dani: I do. I mean, you've done it before and you've waited all this time for me to say that I'm ready. So I'm saying it. I'm ready.

Nate: Okay.

Dani: And hey, it's Valentineís Day, right?

Nate: Yeah, but... are you sure you're ready?

[Door slams]

James: Ooh.

Nate: Hey, bro, we were just--

James: No, that's okay. I got it. You know, Bobby's out with Langston, so why don't I clear out and you guys can have the whole place to yourselves?

Dani: No, don't do that. We wouldn't want to kick you out.

James: Seriously, don't worry about it. It's not like I've got anywhere to be.

Blair: You listen to me, Starr Manning. You are not a loser.

Starr: I'm an unwed mother whose baby's father is in prison for murder. I'm beyond loser.

Blair: Sweetheart, I'm not gonna let you think of yourself as a loser. You're just going through a bad stretch, and that is gonna make a turn, okay? Everything's gonna get better. I promise you.

Starr: I'm not holding my breath. But you have fun tonight, okay? You look beautiful.

Blair: Thank you.

Langston: Starr!

Starr: Oh.

Cristian: That was inspiring.

Blair: Hey, don't be a smarty pants.

Cristian: No. I'm serious. That was cool what you said to Starr. Now you just gotta be able to give yourself the same pep talk.

Langston: I am so glad you're here. That creepy guy over there keeps trying to hit on me.

Starr: Okay. Well, it's Valentineís Day. You're alone right now. He probably figures that you're desperate enough to give it a shot.

Langston: Anyway, what are you doing here?

Starr: My mom forgot her sheet music at home for a love song, which is the last thing I want to hear right now.

Langston: Oh, come on. It might not be that bad.

Starr: James and Michelle are probably dancing to one right now at her stupid sorority thing.

Langston: Yeah, try not to think about that.

Starr: It's easy for you to say. You have--where's Ford? Tonight's supposed to be your big night!

Langston: I guess he got held up.

Ford: I don't know. I just kind of found myself in here.

Brody: How did you get in?

Ford: Well, I would've knocked, but the door was unlocked.

Brody: You just let yourself in? I've got you. Breaking and entering, trespassing--

Ford: I know Clint Buchanan switched the DNA tests. This is my son.

Brody: This...is my son. Hey, baby. Mine and Jessicaís. Okay, buddy? Okay.

Jessica: Go away. Leave me alone. I got rid of you. You can't be here.

Tess: There are plenty of places I can't be, but when has that ever stopped me? Huh? God, what is up with your dress? You look like someone's used tissue. So, Jessica, how was your day?

Man: What the hell, man? It's Valentineís Day.

John: What part of "closed" do you not understand?

Man: Hey, come on.


Man: All right. I'm going.

John: You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. Get out. Your drinks are on the house.


John: Ahh.

Kelly: Holy crap. Where is everybody? Why does it look like a bomb went off while I was in the ladies' room?

John: Get out.

Viki: Honey, what is it? What's worse?

Natalie: This baby... Liam is... he isn't Johnís.

Viki: Whose baby is he?

Natalie: He's Brody's.           

Tess: You were supposed to get married today, but then you find out that your caveman fiancť is not really your baby daddy, but instead he is your sisterís. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I turn my back for one second!

Jessica: I'm not listening to you. I got rid of you before and I can do it again. I can make you go away.

Tess: Oh, come on, Jessica. Lighten up. You know you don't want me to go anywhere. Why would you?

Jessica: Because you're a psycho.

Tess: You say it like it's a bad thing. Come on, Jessica, let's face it. I am here because you cannot handle this disaster on your own. So let's just cut to the chase and let me come out to play.

Tess: Oh, come on, Jess. Admit it. You are in way over your head with Natalie. Just like the last time that redhead screwed you over.

Jessica: Letting you out was the biggest mistake of my life.

Tess: Compared to trusting Natalie again, this isn't even close. You've been so busy being like "oh, my God, Natalie, we're so connected. We're twins." Ugh. Gag me. You didn't even notice that she was lying to you the whole time. I mean, not only did she do it with Brody, she got knocked up with his kid! Way to screw up your life, babycakes.

Jessica: And I will fix it without you.

Tess: No, you wonít. I can handle that bitch. I took care of Natalie before. I can take care of her again.

Viki: How could Brody be the father of your baby?

Natalie: Because I lied. I've been lying to everyone for months, including Brody. I just told him--I just told him that Liam is his. He had no idea.

Viki: You slept with Brody?

Natalie: Yes.

Viki: And all this time, you let John believe that Liam was his son?

Natalie: Yes.

Viki: Where's John now?

Natalie: I don't know. I don't know. We had a huge fight. Mom, it was--it was so awful. He's never gonna speak to me again.

Kelly: Why are you here drinking alone? Shouldn't you be with Natalie?

John: I thought I told you to get out.

Kelly: Well, I wish I could, but in case you haven't noticed, I've had a couple of drinks. Maybe a couple more. You need to call me a cab.

John: You got a phone. Call your own cab. Leave me alone.

Kelly: Well, if it's any consolation, I had a crappy day, too.

John: I doubt it was as crappy as mine.

Kelly: You want to bet?

Brody: What are you doing here?

Ford: I have rights.

Brody: Rights? Rights? You didn't want to have anything to do with this baby. Now you got rights?

Ford: That was before I found out that I might be this baby's--

Brody: You are nothing to this boy, and the sooner you get that through your thick skull, the better.

Dani: I thought you were going to that dance with Michelle.

James: Nope.

Dani: Is it because of Starr? I mean, she's the one you want to be with, right?

James: Starr's not available. She never has been. I've just been kidding myself this whole time.

Nate: So...how did you and Starr get together, anyway?

Starr's voice: I have something in my eyes. You know... allergies.

James' voice: Yeah. Me, too. Here.

Starr's voice: Thank you.

Starr: When James and I met, it never even occurred to me that I could be with someone other than Cole. Maybe I should've just listened to myself and steered clear of James, especially after everything started going crazy wrong.

Starr's voice: Oh!

[Door slams]

Starr's voice: Not again! What, one kidnapping wasn't enough?

James: That was the second time I kidnapped her. I was just trying to protect her from bull, but...turns out I was the one she needed protecting from. It's no wonder nothing's ever really gone right for us. Just one disaster after another.

Dani: That's not a disaster. That's romantic.

James' voice: You used all the hotó

Starr: It was just one disaster after another, and I've just been kidding myself. Things would have never worked out between James and me.

James: You know, I actually believe that things could work out between me and Starr. Not that it matters now. It's Valentineís Day and she's thinking about Cole.

Starr: Not that it matters now. It's Valentineís Day and James is with Michelle.

Langston: You could still change your mind.

Starr: Not like it's gonna change everything else.

Langston: So do something about it. Who cares if he's at some stupid dance with Michelle? Or even if he did sleep with her? Just tell him that you broke up with Cole and that you want to be with him.

Starr: Langston, what am I supposed to say? "James, I know you're on a date, but I just wanted to let you know that I broke up with Cole to be with you. Happy Valentine's Day."

Langston: I don't really care what you say as long as you tell him. The two of you have been through way too much stuff.

Starr: Yeah, I shot him and then I buried him alive.

Langston: And he still loves you, so you have to let him decide who he wants to be with. You guys have way too much history. More than that, you have a real relationship.

James' voice: Twinkle, you shoot a guy, you owe him.

James: I don't know. I used to think that Starr and I had this intense connection, you know? But she always went straight back to Cole, and she always will.

Dani: But she canít. Not while he's in prison. At some point, Starr's gonna realize that.

James: Maybe. But her heart will always be with Cole, even if she tries to convince herself it's not.

Starr's voice: I want someone to hold me, and to hear his voice in my ear.

James' voice: You want that someone to be Cole.

Starr's voice: For as long as he's in prison, I will have to live without those things.

Starr: James and I do have a relationship. It's called friendship. And I want him to be happy, even if it's with Michelle.

Ford: Listen, man, I know it must've been tough for you to find out that this is not your son.

Brody: You don't know anything about it. Now, I have told you, Ryder is my son. Now you get the hell out of here.

Ford: I will go in a minute.

Brody: You will go now.

Kelly: You want to know why my day was worse than yours? The guy I have loved since I was practically a kid, and who I recently realized I still love, married someone else today. And if I really wanted to be a glutton for punishment, I could've been a witness. Yeah. You're gonna love this one.

John: I doubt that.

Kelly: Hey, I practically pushed them together. Now, if I had just backed off, you know, and let things take their course, then you know what? Who knows? Who knows? But no. I thought showing them some stupid footage on some stupid flash drive was gonna change things, but Joey, Joey now, he hates me. He hates me. God, am I stupid.

John: You think you're stupid? Let me tell you a little thing about stupid. You can't even compare your stupid to my stupid. Let me tell you something. For 9 months, I have been sitting around blind to something that was right underneath my nose the whole time. To stupid.

Kelly: What the hell are you talking about?

Natalie: I wanted--I wanted Liam to be John's, and I kind of thought he was, or I hoped he was. And I--I messed everything up. Now John hates me.

Viki: No, darling. I'm sure he doesn't hate you.

Natalie: You didn't see him, Mom.

Viki: Darling, you know what? He's very, very angry, I'm sure. Keeping a secret like that from him? What were you thinking?

Natalie: I don't know. I didn't mean for it to go this far. Brody and I were single when it happened. We just weren't gonna say anything. We wanted to protect Jessica. And--and then Jess and Brody, they were so happy. Finally. And then John--I just didn't want to destroy all of that. Now it looks like that's exactly what I've done.

Viki: Look, I know that John loves you, and I know that he loves this little boy. It's gonna take some time, but I'm sure he'll find a way to understand.

Natalie: How?

John: Liam is Brody's son.

Kelly: Ha ha ha! What? Please. That is good.

John: Do I look like I'm joking?

Kelly: No. You donít.

John: You were there. You heard that guy Vimal. He said there were two paternity tests.

Kelly: Oh, my God. Natalie and Brody?

John: And I didn't see it. Nine whole months and I didn't see it.

Ford: Get your hands off me.

Brody: You're lucky I don't haul you in for attempted kidnapping.

Ford: Listen, you can hide behind that badge all you want, but that is my son in there and there is a DNA test to prove it.

Brody: You think I give a damn what some test says? I christened that boy. We named him after my grandfather. And you're going to have nothing to do with him. You understand?

Ford: Actually, I think I'm gonna take this up with Jessica. After all, Ryderís her son, not yours. Uhh! All right...

Brody: The only reason you're this baby's father is because you practically raped Jessica when she wasn't in her right mind. And if you think I'm gonna let you anywhere near Jessica or our boy, you're dead wrong.

Tess: Oh, come on, Jessica. You can tell me. It's just us girls.

Jessica: I don't want to tell you anything.

Tess: Not even that you want my help? I know you do. Your life sucks right now and it's all because of Natalie. I know that you are dying to give that little bitch what she deserves.

Jessica: You're wrong. I'm stronger than that. You're not getting out. I won't let you.

Tess: Okay. Fine. You don't want my help, no skin off my tight, little ass. But aren't you just a little bit curious?

Jessica: About what?

Tess: You know. What it was like. Brody and Natalie together.

Jessica: Watch it.

Tess: All hurt and mad and licking their...wounds. How hot is that? Drunk angry sex. Pow! One time and they got a baby!

Jessica: That's enough.

Tess: Oh, you're right. Maybe it was more than just once. Just the thought of it gives me a tingle. I wonder if he pinned her up against the wall when they did it. Betcha he never does that with you.

Jessica: I'm not--I'm not listening to this.

Tess: Oh, what's the matter, Jessie? Is all this sex talk making you nervous? Is that because your daddy Mitch tried to make a baby with you? Isn't that what sent you all the way back to being that chirpy, little virgin you were in high school?

Jessica: Shut up.

Tess: And then, when you couldn't get Cristian, you just hopped in bed with Ford, and Natalie got Brody and you got zip. Unless you count Ford's little bastard.

Jessica: I said shut up!

Blair: You remember that artist that I met in Paris?

Cristian: The one we flew all the way over there to find to ask why he painted that portrait of you?

Blair: Exactly. Well, he's here.

Cristian: Here? As in Llanview here? Why?

Blair: Various reasons.

Cristian: He came to see you, didn't he?

Blair: That's what he said.

Cristian: Okay, so what happened?

Blair: I sent him packing to the Angel Square Hotel.

Cristian: What? Why?

Blair: Cristian, in case you haven't noticed, I am a psycho magnet. The last thing I need in my life right now is another mystery man, thank you very much.

James: All right, you guys. Thanks for listening, but enough's enough. It's Valentineís Day and it's almost over, and I'm sure you guys have things that you'd rather be doing.

Dani: Yeah, Nate and I were actually just about to go out. Right, Nate?

Nate: Right. Out.

James: Are you sure you guys don't want to just stay?

Nate: No. It's fine. Thanks.

Dani: I'll be right back and then we can go out.

James: Ah... so what's with all those looks?

Nate: Shh. Dani wants tonight to be the night.

James: Wow. Good for you guys. Looks like I'm gonna be the only unlucky Ford brother tonight.

Starr: Did you try Ford's landline?

Langston: They got rid of it to save money. Starr, I'm starting to really get worried. What if something happened? Ford has a lot of enemies, and...

Starr: Langston, I'm sure he's just out buying you some big, amazing present.

Langston: He better not be spending any more money on me. It's enough that he rose to the challenge.

Starr: So to speak.

Langston: Ha ha. Very funny. When Ford and I got back together, I needed him to prove to me that he wanted to be in it for me, not just to keep messing around. And to be quite honest with you, I wasn't very optimistic.

Starr: But he made it.

Langston: He did. It's like there's this whole other side of him. You should have seen him with Hope. He was adorable. Turns out he's great with kids. Who knew?

Brody: You think you're that boy's father? Let me tell you what a father is. I was with Jessica through her whole pregnancy. I took care of her when she was on bed rest. I was with her when our son was born, when we didn't even know if Ryder was gonna make it. Jessica and I survived that together. So never, never tell me I am not that boy's father again.

Natalie: John made it very clear that he wants nothing to do with me or the baby.

Viki: No, darling, I'm sure that's not true.

Natalie: Mom, he opened himself up to me and I paid him back by betraying him. How do we come back from that?

John: Now it all makes sense. Marty tried to tell me so many times.

Kelly: About Natalie?

John: Why didn't I listen? Natalie had an amnio behind my back and she lied right to my face. She-- she said she was worried about the baby.

Kelly: John, I'm sure she was.

John: Yeah, she was worried it was Brody's. And you know something? I actually felt sorry for that guy, you know? "Poor--poor Brody. What if the baby's not his? What if it's this guy Ford's?" Here I am in the exact same boat.

Brody: I want you out of here. Now.

Natalie: And then Jessica and I had it out. Right when she finds out that her baby isn't Brody's, I have to tell her...I have to tell her that mine is.

Viki: Oh, sweetheart.

Natalie: Mom, I've lost everything. I've lost my fiancť and my sister.

Viki: No, honey, no, you have not. Stop. Darling, you have me. You have this wonderful, beautiful child of yours. And you know something? Your sister will always love you, no matter what.

Natalie: I don't think she's gonna forgive me for this one, Mom.

Viki: Baby, you've had crises before.

Natalie: Not like this. Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm going on and on.

Viki: That's all right. That's okay, darling.

Natalie: No, it's not okay. I know how worried you are about Charlie. If you need to go, just go. I'm fine.

Viki: No. Rex and Gigi are looking for him. They'll call me when they have news. Where's Jessica now?

Natalie: I think she's with Brody. She has to be. He ran after her after she ran out of the church.

Ford: Get off me! Stop touching me! Hey! Get the hell off me! I'm sick of you touching me.

Viki: Brody! Good Lord, what's going on?

Tess: Whoa! Angry much? Good aim. But you should know by now I'm not in the mirror. I'm in you. So you can throw a bomb at me. You're not gonna get rid of me, so you can just stop trying.

Jessica: No. I'm not letting you take over my life!

Tess: What life? The one that you had with Brody? Even if you could salvage this thing with Ford and play sharesies with the kid or whatever, you do know that Brody was kinda kicked in the gut when he found out that Ryder-in-the-storm wasn't his, right?

Jessica: He'll get past it. I know he will.

Tess: Yeah, maybe. But then you do realize that you have another problem. Because soon, Brody's gonna look at Liam and say, "Huh. He has my chin. Oh, yeah, right--that's because he's mine." And what about that hot, little redhead mama?

Jessica: Brody loves me. He loves Bree and he'll--he'll learn to love Ryder, too.

Tess: What for? He's got his own son. With Natalie. Why the hell would he want to have anything to do with Robert Ford's little bastard?

James: Okay. It's time for me to have my date with my bad movie and the rest of yesterday's pizza. So you kids have fun and...be safe. Okay?

Dani: Bye.

Nate: So...where to? We can't go to my place. My mom's home.

Dani: We can go to my place.

Nate: Great. See, because I have this death wish.

Dani: My mom called and my dad and her are staying in New York for the night. We can be alone.

Langston: Wait. What are you gonna do?

Starr: What else? I'm going to find Ford and get his butt over here. No one is going to stand up my best friend.

Brody: This punk broke in.

Viki: Hey, you're Robert Ford, aren't you?

Brody: You're not gonna show your face around here again. I don't want to see you around here again!

Ford: Don't touch me!

Viki: My God, Brody, is that necessary?

Brody: I came home to find Jessica, and I come upstairs, and he's holding Ryder. I guess the word is out.

Viki: Why are you looking for Jessica? Isn't she with you?

Tess: Why are you fighting this? You know you need me, Jessica.

Jessica: I donít. I donít.

Tess: Your life is a disaster, so as usual, you need me. I know you because I am you. You can go ahead and run and hide. I know you want to.

Jessica: No. No, I'm gonna face this.

Tess: Do you even know what that means? You really want to be around to watch Natalie and Brody play house with little Liam, until one day he just decides to walk out on you?

Jessica: He wouldn't do that.

Tess: Really? Not even for his son? Because no matter what you do, no matter what happens, you cannot change the fact that Natalie and Brody have a baby.

Viki: Jessie's not with you? Oh, God. What has this news done to her?

Brody: She didn't come home?

Viki: No, she has not been home, and for her to leave her two children alone?

Brody: I'll go look for her.

Viki: Brody, please do that. Oh. I'm gonna go check on Ryder.

Natalie: Look, I just want you to know that I told Mom that Liam is yours and not Johnís.

Kelly: I'll tell you, if it makes you feel any better, I'm just as much of a dumbass as you are.

John: It doesnít. You're not.

Kelly: You see, my situation was so obvious. He didn't want me. He wanted little Miss mmm and why didn't I see it? Because I didn't want to see it. See, I thought I would just unmask the little con artist, and when I did, Joey would be grateful. He would fall right into my arms. But hello? Life doesn't work that way. Okay? He didn't want me, so he married her. End of story. Over. Finito.

John: I'm sorry, Kelly.

Kelly: Well, what are you thinking about?

John: I'm thinking about the kid. The kid that isn't mine. I guess I just wanted that kid so bad.

Kelly: That's why she couldn't tell you the truth, John.

John: I don't believe that. You know, the funny thing is, I never wanted to bring a kid into this world. Who wants to bring a kid into this world? And then Marty got pregnant, and that changed all that. When that didn't happen, I couldn't--I couldn't let myself think about having another one. Then Natalie and I, you know? The idea of a parent--being parents, you know, that just felt right. I mean, I asked her to marry me. I had a double wedding in a church. Aah! And this guy Brody. The one guy I thought I could trust.

Kelly: Did Brody know the baby was his?

John: He sure as hell knew it was possible. And now the kid that changed everything, the kid that changed my life-- he isn't even mine and there's not a damn thing I can do about it.

Brody: I'm sorry, Natalie. I can't talk about Liam right now. I have to go find Jessica.

[Liam crying]

Jessica: Go away. I don't need you, Tess. Go away! When I open up my eyes, you'll be gone.

Nate: You sure you're ready?

Dani: Yes. I'm sure. I mean, I know I wasn't before, when you wanted to. But I am now. Really. I'm not a little girl and I know what I'm doing. I'm all grown up.

Nate: I've noticed. You are smart and funny and amazing...and hot.

Dani: You're not so bad yourself. So what are we waiting for?

[TV playing]

James: Forget this. I'm gonna go find Starr.

[Knocking on door]

James: What is your problem?

Starr: What's your problem?

Natalie: Okay. I'm right here. It's okay.

Brody: Hi. Hi. That's my son.

Kelly: How about some whiskey, huh?

John: I need to get out of here. You want to get out of here?

Kelly: Where to?

John: Anywhere it's not Valentineís Day.

Man: So where's your date?

Langston: He's not here yet.

Man: He? You're with a guy now?

Langston: Okay, all you need to know is I will never be with you. Ford, where are you?

Ford: Jessica?

Tess: Hey. What the hell are you looking at? 

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