OLTL Transcript Wednesday 12/15/10

One Life to Live Transcript Wednesday 12/15/10

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Episode # 10836

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Blair: Helen, really?

Helen: Jack bought 'em.

Blair: My Jack? Okay, you know, he's turned into one of them, hasn't he? I mean, all men are alike. Oversexed, unevolved, hopeless.

Helen: Does this mean we can get rid of the dearly departed's box?

Aubrey: Get this, the girl I met on the plane from London--yeah, right, my new BFF--is Joey's ex.

Joey: Oh, well, I'm always happy to see my favorite Kramer.

Kelly: Oh, I better be your favorite Kramer.

Joey: Hey.

Kelly: Hi.

Joey: Oh!

Kelly: Ow. Ow.

Joey: That's okay. I was actually thinking about upping my insurance premiums anyway.

Kelly: Because of Aubrey?

Joey: No, because of you.

Kelly: Oh, right. Ha ha. I just meant, you know... anyway, is she here?

Joey: No. Aubrey is still at the Palace, undoubtedly sleeping in.

Kelly: Oh. So you're alone?

Joey: At your service.

Kelly: You got a minute for me?

Joey: You got a smile for me, and I'll give you 10. Aw, okay. Come on.

Echo: Ooh...

Echo: Ah.

Viki: There you are. I was beginning to think you'd moved out.

Echo: Oh, ha ha. Sorry, no.

Viki: Well, what have you been up to? I don't think I've seen you since, gosh, yesterday morning.

Echo: Oh, well, you know, um, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Viki: A lot of Charlie.

Echo: Well...

Viki: It's okay. I understand completely why you've been trying to avoid me. You kissed my husband.

Gigi: Charlie? It's Gigi. Not so good. I'm at the hospital with Rex. There was an accident. I think you should get here right away.

Doctor: Rex, can you hear me? You're in the hospital.

Nurse: The EMT said he was in and out.

Doctor: Do we know if he said anything?

Gigi: Just one thing. He said, "Nora."

Bo: Ahh.

Bo: Aw, red, I did. I slept with Inez.

Natalie: Oh, hi.

John: Oh, good morning, Mrs. McBain.

Natalie: Shh! Don't say that so loud.

John: Oh, you wish.

Natalie: Hey, hey, hey, we're still keeping this a secret, right?

John: For how long?

Natalie: I got to tell my parents and the rest of the family first.

John: Mm-hmm.

[Cell phone rings]

John: Excuse me. Yeah, Brody. Oh, yeah? On our way.

Natalie: What is it?

John: Homicide.

Natalie: Okay.

Officer: No cash. You think we got a robbery?

Brody: Oh, I doubt it. Eddie never had any money.

Officer: So you knew him pretty well.

Brody: Well enough to know he didn't have any friends and plenty of enemies.

Todd: Where are you, Balsom? I'm not paying you to even out your spray tan. Give me a call back within the hour. We need to talk about Eddie Ford.

Starr: After you left the gym, you saw your father, didn't you?

James: I told you, I went to the library.

Starr: Well, try again. I don't believe you.

James: You know what? That's not my problem.

Starr: James, you're in trouble. Something happened last night tell me.

Blair: I don't know what I'm gonna do with this box, Helen. That's why I put it under my bed--so I could sleep on it.

Helen: Well, I say chuck it. The man was a menace.

Blair: You know, don't you wonder why that is? I mean, he had everything: Good looks, great job, all kinds of money, me. Then he had to go and do all those... terrible things. He could have had a really great life.

Helen: If only he hadn't killed all those people.

Blair: Well, all I can tell you is whatever he hid in this box, he put in a safe deposit box, and it could have the answers to all kinds of questions. Now, aren't you just a little bit curious about that?

Helen: Nope.

Blair: Okay, well, I'm not gonna ask you to help me find out what's in here, but I do think I know who I can ask.

Todd: So get back to me. We need to deal with this Eddie Ford situation.

Téa: Deal with it how?

Todd: Were you eavesdropping on me?

Téa: Try keeping your voice down if you don't want to be overheard. Deal with it how?

Todd: I don't know what you're talking about.

Téa: You know exactly what I'm talking about. I know all about the Eddie Ford situation, remember? I know how he menaced Daniella and how he beat up his son.

Todd: His son's a crybaby.

Téa: Not everyone can take abuse like a man. Todd, this is my problem, too. Let me help, okay?

Todd: Well, if I need a lawyer, you'll be the first person I call.

Téa: Why would you need a lawyer?

Todd: I don't need a lawyer. I've got it under control.

Téa: Mm-hmm. Didn't sound like it.

Todd: Well, that's 'cause my P.I. won’t call me back. I hired him to dig up some dirt on Eddie Ford, and I haven't heard anything.

Téa: So you're just investigating the guy. You're not--I thought you put a hit out on him. Todd? Tell me you didn't do anything stupid.

James: Just leave it alone, Starr.

Starr: The way you leave it alone when something's bothering me?

James: Look, I hate my dad, and you know that. Why would I go over there?

Starr: To make him go away.

James: I tried that, remember? It didn't work.

Starr: Eddie agreed that he would leave town if Ford won the match. Right, but then Eddie pulled out and only to end up attacking Ford and putting him back in the hospital.

James: Well, that's my dad for you.

Starr: Well, not to mention he said horrible things to me, Langston, and Dani, and I know that that bothered you. I mean, it bothered all of us, so I wouldn't blame you if you went over to your dad to teach him some manners.

James: Okay, fine, I went over there! So what? Gosh!

Bo: Look, red, I'm sick and tired of this texting thing. I mean, how did we get here? We got machines talking for us. Now, I know that there's a way that we can work through this, but I need to see you, okay? So when you get this, please just come home and we can talk. Okay.

[Knock on door]

Bo: Yeah?

John: Hey. Just got word. Someone killed Eddie Ford.

Bo: Really?

John: Yeah. Brody called it in. Brody's at the Minuteman.

Bo: Has the press gotten a hold of this?

John: Not as far as I can tell.

Bo: Well, you know Manning's gonna be sniffing around.

John: Don't worry. Brody will keep it quiet.

Bo: Yeah, good, because the last thing we need is a 3-ring circus.

John: With this guy Ford, that seems hard to avoid.

Bo: Well, do what you can.

John: I will. I'm heading over there now, and Natalie's taking the lead on forensics.

Bo: Keep me apprised.

John: Will do, boss.

Doctor: Does the name Nora mean anything to you?

Gigi: She's a friend of ours, but I couldn't tell you why he said her name. Doctor, he's gonna make it, right? I mean, I know he's unconscious, but--

Doctor: I can't tell you anything until I've finished examining him.

Nurse: If you could wait outside.

Charlie: Where's Rex?

Gigi: The doctor is in with him.

Charlie: Well, how's he doing?

Gigi: I don't know. They won't tell me anything.

Charlie: What happened?

Gigi: All I know is his car crashed a mile or so past the Minuteman hotel. He was there all night, and nobody even saw him, and now he's unconscious.

Charlie: How bad is it?

Gigi: I don't know. He hit his head.

Charlie: We're not gonna lose him.

Aubrey: I know, what are the odds? Ha! Well, God has a sick sense of humor. How else do you explain me winding up seated next to the woman who is still in love with my fiancé? Oh, no. She told me. When I was telling her how I went after what I wanted and met someone. Great advice, huh? No, she had plenty of chances to tell him how she felt about him, and she never did, and then when she found out that Joey and I were together, she bent over backwards to smooth things over. Yeah. She told him that she got back together with his brother. I know. Crazy chick, right? But hey, works for me.

Echo: Uh, I don't know what Charlie told you--

Viki: You don't?

Echo: Uh-uh.

Viki: Why? Did you have a blackout? See, that's what comes from binge drinking.

Echo: B--ha ha! Binge drinking? Ha ha!

Viki: What would you call downing several pitchers of mimosas at brunch?

Echo: Well, I had two drinks, 3 tops.

Viki: Right, right. Anyway, we were talking about your memory lapse, so let me fill you in. It seems that when Charlie brought you home, you threw yourself at him, told him that you two belong together, and, um, um, well, other rubbish. Ring any bells?

Echo: Well, yes. Charlie was kind enough to bring me here. That's true.

Viki: Oh, you don't need to verify anything for me because I know exactly what happened. Memory kicking in a little? No? Well, then, here's some more. It seems that you asked Charlie to keep your little, um, well, let's call it a meltdown, shall we? A secret from me. No surprise there. Ha ha! Lying has always been your occupation.

Echo: Oh, yes, well...

Viki: Makes me wonder what else you're lying about.

Téa: What sort of short-sighted scheme have you cooked up now, huh?

Todd: Since when am I short-sighted?

Téa: You will be if you lie to me.

Blair: Oh. Good. You are home. Here.

Téa: What's this?

Blair: A box.

Téa: Well, yeah, I can see that. What's the occasion?

Todd: Christmas?

Téa: Blair and I don't do Christmas.

Todd: Oh, my God, it's your birthday.

Téa: Oh, my God, it's not. Oh, my God, you don't know when my birthday is?

Todd: Yes, of course I do, but this is Blair.

Blair: Who happens to be standing right here.

Todd: She doesn't always play by the rules.

Blair: Look, it's no occasion, all right? I--I just don't want it.

Téa: Well, so you're re-gifting?

Blair: No. Well, yeah, kind of, yeah, I guess.

Téa: Well, what is it?

Blair: I don't know.

Téa: You don't know what's in the box?

Blair: Well, whatever, I don't want it.

Téa: Well, what makes you think I want it?

Blair: Oh, you want it. It's from Eli.

Aubrey: Okay, Aubrey, what to wear for a visit with your future mother-in-law? Want to make a good first impression, but I don't want to look like I'm trying too hard. Hmm. What about this? Eh, close but no cigar. This is Viki Banks we're talking about. Although, from what Joey says, his family doesn't really have time for fashion. So, huh? I need something casual, low maintenance that says, "I don't have time for trivialities. I'm too busy saving the whales and ending poverty as we know it." Definitely not. I would not be caught dead saving whales in this. Stop it, Aubrey. You're making too big of a deal of this. When you met Joey, you were not trying to impress anyone. He just fell in love with you as you are, as I'm sure his mother will. So... just be yourself.

Joey: Danish? Juice? Coffee?

Kelly: Uh, maybe just some tea. Thank you. I don't think my stomach could take it anyway.

Joey: Are you sick?

Kelly: Uh, no, no. I--I--you know, I have stress. I have stress, and so my stomach gets a little...

Joey: What are you stressed about? What's going on, Kel?

Echo: I'm sorry that I asked Charlie to lie to you.

Viki: Why? Oh, because you got caught.

Echo: No, because it put Charlie in an awkward position, and it wasn't gracious. You've been very generous.

Viki: Mmm. And it would be such a shame to see this free ride end, wouldn't it? To find yourself banished from the premises and far away from Rex and Shane and Charlie.

Echo: Is that how you want it, Viki? Me banished?

Viki: Ha ha! My husband wants to get to know his son, and I would like that for him, and he seems to think that he needs you to make that happen. So I am going to give you one more chance. You can thank me now.

Echo: Thank you.

Viki: Oh, you're so welcome. You know, if I actually thought that Charlie was in any way susceptible to your, well, charms, you'd be upstairs packing your bags right now.

Echo: He felt very susceptible when we kissed.

Viki: Excuse me.

[Cell phone rings]

Echo: Oh, sorry. Ha. Hold that thought. Chuckles, hi.

Charlie: Are you at the house?

Echo: Yes, why?

Charlie: You need to get down to the hospital. Rex has been in an accident.

Echo: Oh, my God. Is he--

Charlie: He's alive. Just come and let Viki know.

Viki: What's wrong?

Echo: Charlie needs me.

Viki: What? Why?

Bo: I need to talk to you, Inez. Call me as soon as you get this. It's police business, and it's important.

[Telephone rings]

Bo: Buchanan.

Gigi: Bo, it's Gigi.

Bo: What's wrong?

Gigi: Rex was in an accident. I'm at the hospital.

Bo: I'll be right there.

John: Who found him?

Officer: A maid. She called it in. Lovett is out running a canvas.

John: All right. Any sign of the gun?

Starr: What happened when you went to Eddie's last night?

James: Nothing.

Starr: Did you get into another fight?

James: Just don't worry about it, Starr, all right?

Starr: James, did he hit you? Look, I know that that would be awful, but we could use it to get rid of him, okay? We'll just call the cops.

James: No. No, no. We cannot go to the cops.

Starr: Why not?

Viki: Charlie needs you like a hole in the head, Echo. [Sniffs]

Viki: Good Lord. Tequila for breakfast. Uck!

[Doorbell rings]

Aubrey: Hey, Mrs. Banks, remember me?

Viki: Ha ha.

Kelly's voice: Just tell him you love him. You've done it a thousand times, just never when he was engaged to someone else. What's the worst that could happen? You get shot down? No one ever died from rejection.

Joey: You are a lemon girl, right?

Kelly: That's me. Martini girl. Lemon girl.

Joey: What did that muffin ever do to you?

Kelly: Oh, I'm sorry. Ha ha. So it's been a long day.

Joey: Well, what time did you go to bed?

Kelly: You're assuming I slept.

Joey: No sleep? What's going on, Kel? I mean, whatever it is, you can tell me.

Kelly: I know, I know. Um, I know that I can talk to you. Look--ow! Ow!

Joey: What? What did I do? Did--

Kelly: Lemon in my eye.

Todd: Blair, are you crazy? It could be a bomb...

Blair: It's not a bomb, Todd.

Todd: Or radioactive.

Blair: It's fine. The police checked it out.

Todd: Oh. By all means, let's open it in the house where I live with my wife and my daughter.

Téa: Eli left this for me?

Blair: Well, actually, for me.

Todd: You're here to pawn it off on us?

Blair: All right. You know what? I'm not gonna open it. I just-- as my attorney, if I were to open it, what should I do if there's something in here that implicates me?

Téa: Eli is dead.

Blair: So I'm safe.

Téa: Legally, yeah, but you know that already. Blair, you don't need a lawyer to tell you what to do. You need a friend.

John: You think he got that close to whoever did this to him?

Natalie: It's--maybe.

John: Any defense wounds?

Natalie: Yeah. There's a couple contusions on his wrist here, but I think I remember hearing something about he got into a fight with one of his sons.

John: Okay. Well, maybe you can pin down the time. Anything?

Brody: No. Natalie, what are you doing here?

Natalie: Working.

Brody: You didn't get the word about Rex?

Echo: You, where's my son? Oh, Rex. How is he?

Doctor: We'll know more after the tests.

Echo: Oh, my God, tests?

Charlie: It's okay.

Echo: What happened?

Charlie: Well, all I know is that they found him in a wrecked car. Now they're taking him up for x-rays and C.A.T. scans.

Echo: Was he bleeding? Are there broken bones?

Charlie: I don't know. They're gonna check for internal injuries.

Echo: I want to go with him.

Charlie: No. They're only gonna allow one person up there--Gigi.

Gigi: He'll be fine. You know Rex--drama queen.

Echo: Take care of my baby.

Charlie: Our baby.

Brody: Rex was stable when the EMTs left with him for the hospital, and I just got a text from Gigi. They're taking him down for some tests, so it'll probably be a little while before we know any more.

John: All right. Look. Let's get you out of here, all right?

Natalie: No. It's okay. I'm gonna stay here, finish what I'm doing, and then I'll head down later.

Brody: Okay.

John: The canvas get you anything else?

Brody: No. Nobody heard anything. I'm still trying to track down the night crew.

John: You have a chance to talk to Rex? Did he see anything?

Brody: He was in and out of consciousness. I didn't ask.

Natalie: Wait. I'm sorry. How did Rex see anything? Was he here?

John: He was investigating this guy Eddie for a client. I pointed him in this direction. I'll clear it up with him-- I'll clear it up with him later.

Brody: What do you got?

John: Could be a break.

James: No cops, and you have got to stay out of this, Starr.

Starr: But if he hit you--

James: I am not talking about this anymore.

Starr: Would you stop it?

Bo: James, hang on.

James: Commissioner, are you here for me?

Bo: We have to talk.

James: Well, I got someplace--

Bo: I'm afraid that this can't wait. This is about your father.

Starr: Yeah? What about him?

Bo: He's dead, James.

Echo: Oh, yeah. That's right. Don't look at me. Don't talk to me. Don't tell me anything about my son.

Charlie: Come on. Come on.

Echo: Oh, no. I can't be in here. I can't just sit down, Charlie. What?

Charlie: His shoes. They must've taken them from him before they brought him upstairs.

[Echo sobs]

Charlie: Oh, I know.

Echo: No, no. You don't. No. You have no idea. This is where I left him. I brought him here to the E.R. Oh, God, I can't lose him again, Charlie. I just can't lose him again.

Starr: Eddie Ford is dead?

Bo: Yes.

Starr: How?

Bo: I just got a preliminary report from the scene. It happened late last night, early this morning. James, do you have any idea where your mom might be? I've been trying to get in touch with her.

James: No. No, sir.

Starr: What happens now?

Bo: Well, I'll be in touch about making arrangements. Might be some time before they release the body. The M.E. has to examine it, and we've just started our investigation.

Starr: An investigation?

Bo: Mr. Ford was murdered.

Natalie: What is it, John?

John: Cufflink. May be nothing. Then again--

Natalie: Here. I'll take it, get it dusted for fingerprints, figure out where it came from and whose it is.

John: Oh, I know where it came from. I just don't know how it got here. I got to run. Let me know what you find. Don't let her stay here any longer than necessary.

Brody: Yeah.

John: Okay.

Todd: You're asking advice from Téa? That's a first.

Téa: Don't be mean.

Blair: Oh, that's why he belongs with you, Téa, because you can handle him. Heh heh. You know what? I take that back. Nobody can handle you, Todd. I'm out of here. Get out of my way.

Téa: No, no, Todd. Don't let her go. Come on.

Blair: Get out of my way.

Todd: Can't. I have to follow orders.

Téa: Blair, listen. I'm glad you came. We have all suffered because of Eli. Hell, we still are. I can't take an aspirin without opening a whole new bottle, and then even at that point, I'm afraid someone has tampered with it.

Blair: I'm afraid to open this stupid box. I should've just thrown it away.

Todd: But you had to come all the way over here to figure that out.

Téa: I think you should open it.

Blair: You do?

Téa: Yeah. I mean, you'll always wonder, won't you?

Blair: But what if--

Téa: What?

Blair: Well, this is Eli we're talking about. No telling what's in the box.

Todd: Thought you said the police checked it out.

Blair: They did check it out.

Todd: Well, then it's probably not a severed head or anything like that.

Téa: Todd--

Todd: What? She said she was scared.

Blair: I was scared. I am scared. I don't know why, but I'm scared.

Téa: Look. My gut tells me that there is nothing in there that's gonna harm you.

Blair: Okay. Fine. Well, then you open it.

Téa: Blair, you were his wife.

Blair: Well, you were his victim.

Téa: So were you.

Blair: No, I was nobody's victim. I shot the man.

Téa: Yeah, with blanks, all right?

Todd: All right, all right, all right. Gee whiz, I'll open it.

Viki: Oh, come in. Come in.

Aubrey: Oh, your home is lovely.

Viki: Thank you so much. We like it. I'm sure that Joey is around somewhere.

Aubrey: Actually, I'm here to see you.

Viki: Me?

Aubrey: Yes. I wanted to say thank you.

Viki: Whatever for?

Aubrey: Well, Joey told me that you had given us your blessing, and you have no idea how much that means to me, especially after everything that happened at our lunch.

Viki: Yes. That was unfortunate. I'm so sorry about that.

Aubrey: No, no, no. It's not your fault. Joey was-- well, I think your husband, or ex-husband, put it the right way. Joey can be a bit impulsive but in a good way.

Viki: Mm-hmm.

Aubrey: So anyway, I just know it was a bit much for all of us, and I'm just so grateful that you're not holding it against me.

Viki: Oh, good heavens, I couldn't possibly blame you or Joey. I mean, apparently, he's head over heels.

Aubrey: Oh, well, we both are.

Viki: That's nice.

Aubrey: I'm just so excited to get to know you and your family. I hope we can all be good friends.

Kelly: Ow. Ouch. Ow.

Joey: Hold still.

Kelly: I can't. I got lemon in my eye.

Joey: Let me see.

Kelly: Oh...

Joey: Kel?

Kelly: What?

Joey: The bouncing is not helping.

Kelly: Okay. Okay.

Joey: All right? Better. Now I need to see the eye.

Kelly: I can't.

Joey: Here. Go ahead and just hold on to me, okay? Right there. You got me?

Kelly: Yeah.

Joey: Okay? All right. Now go ahead and just open your eye. Come on. Okay. It's okay. All right. There's some pulp in there. I'm gonna go ahead and get it out.

Kelly: Get it out.

Joey: Okay. All right. Okay. I think I got it. You better?

Viki: The banisters are actually--

Joey: Aubrey, you're here.

Aubrey: Yes. I came by to see your mother. Is everything all right?

Kelly: No, actually. I--

Joey: Kelly squirted herself in the eye with a lemon. How are you?

Kelly: Fine, in case anyone wants to know.

Aubrey: Great. Your mom was just giving me the tour. It's a beautiful house, so many stories.

Joey: Oh, yeah. I know Mom knows them all.

Viki: Well...

Kelly’s voice: What the hell were you thinking, Kelly? He's crazy about her. It's obvious. You tell him how you feel, you're just gonna put him on the spot. Just leave them alone.

Kelly: Anyway, I should go.

Joey: What? Wait. There is--

Viki: Kelly, you know what? I'm gonna drive you home, okay?

Joey: Kelly, wait. Is there something you wanted to tell me?

Kelly: I wanted to let you know, you and Aubrey, if you need any help with the wedding, I'm here.

Aubrey: Aw, Kelly, that's so sweet of you. I will definitely keep that in mind.

Kelly: Okay. Anyway, I do have to go. All right. Bye.

Viki: Um...Aubrey, you know what? I'll show you the house another time. I'm gonna make sure that Kelly gets home all right. That eye doesn't look so good. Kelly, wait for me.

Echo: Maybe I should find a bag for these to put them in so they don't get lost. What? Where are you? You're a million miles away.

Charlie: I'm just thinking. I need some air.

Echo: No. What? What?

Charlie: It's my son, my other son Jared. The doctors were optimistic about him, too. I mean, he was shot, but he was fine. I was talking to him, and then all of a sudden--

Echo: Rex wasn't shot, okay? He wasn't shot. He just bumped his head.

Charlie: I know. I was just trying to tell him that I was sorry for having failed him, and then he was gone, and I never got a chance to tell him that-- that I loved him. I'm not gonna let that happen again. What if we lose Rex? What if I never get a chance to tell him how I feel about him?

Starr: James' father was murdered. Are you sure?

Bo: Yes.

Starr: Who did it?

Bo: All we know is that he was shot. Beyond that, I can't say.

Starr: I understand.

Bo: John McBain will want to talk to you, but, James, if you or if anybody in your family needs anything, let me know, okay? I'm sorry for your loss. Excuse me.

Starr: James, I know that you and your father weren't on the best terms, but I am so sorry.

James: I'm not. I'm just so glad it's finally over.

Gigi: He's gonna be fine. They did an x-ray, C.A.T. scan. There's no broken bones, no bleeding.

Bo: Whoa, what about his brain?

Gigi: Ha! You mean, does he have one? Because I was wondering the same thing. Yeah. Running off the road, he was probably speeding. He should know better on icy roads. I'm just glad he had a seat belt on. I swear, I'm gonna kill him when he wakes up.

Bo: What did the doctor say?

Gigi: He's got a concussion, but he's gonna be okay.

Bo: Oh, you know, he really likes to put us through it, doesn't he?

Gigi: Yeah. Listen. I have to go do all the paperwork. Charlie and Echo are around here somewhere.

Bo: Don't worry. I'll let them know. Can Balsom have visitors?

Gigi: Yeah, but don't expect too much. He's still really spacey, and, Bo, I don't really know what to make of it, but the only thing I've been able to get out of him is "Nora."

Brody: Just got a text from Gigi. Rex is gonna be okay.

Natalie: Good.

Brody: Too bad we can't say the same for Eddie Ford.

Natalie: Yeah. Well, from what I hear, it's not that big of a loss.

Brody: Probably had it coming. You got something?

Natalie: Huh. Long, red hair.

Brody: Yours?

Natalie: No. It's a different shade. Didn't you say that a maid found the body?

Brody: She doesn't have red hair.

Natalie: Well, it's not Eddie's. Wonder whose it is.

Todd: Okay.

Blair: What are you doing? No. No. No. I have a key, dummy.

Todd: Well, don't you want to see me smash your box open, huh?

Téa: Go ahead.

Todd: All right. On the count of 3. 1, 2--

[Knock on door]

Todd: What now?

Todd: What do you want?

John: A murderer. You know one?

Joey: So do you still want to take the tour? I mean, I'm no match for my mom. She's the raconteur of the family, but I'll give it a shot.

Aubrey: We could take a tour, or you could do to me what you were about to do to Kelly.

Joey: What are you talking about?

Aubrey: Oh, don't be so serious. I was just teasing.

Joey: No. No, no, no. Tell me.

Aubrey: Well, when we walked in, it kind of looked like you were gonna kiss her.

Joey: I was digging lemon pulp out of her eye.

Aubrey: Oh, sexy.

Joey: Kelly is a friend.

Aubrey: Yeah? And what am I?

Joey: You are gonna get it.

Aubrey: Ha ha ha! Mm...

Kelly: You really didn't have to drive me all the way over here.

Viki: Ha ha! Darling, I'm hardly gonna let you drive home in the state you were in. You don't need a doctor, do you?

Kelly: No, that is really not necessary. I'm fine. It was just lemon.

Viki: Really? Is that all it was?

Kelly: What do you mean?

Viki: Oh, honey, I know that you have feelings for Joey. I mean, it's obvious.

Kelly: Obvious? What are you talking about?

Viki: You can talk to me, you know? I won't say a word, not even to Joey.

Kelly: Please, please don't say anything to him. He's marrying Aubrey.

Viki: That's why you were crying, is it?

Kelly: No. I wasn't crying. I had lemon in my eye.

Viki: I don't think so.

Kelly: It has been such a long day.

Viki: Okay.

Kelly: Thank you for the ride. Thank you.

Viki: Poor kid.

Charlie: Hey, where's Viki?

Echo: Viki?

Charlie: I asked you to tell her about Rex.

Echo: You know, what is taking them so long? They should've come back here. They said they were bringing him right back, right? Didn't they? I mean, I can't wait any longer.

Charlie: I'm gonna go check and see what's taking them. Okay.

Charlie: I left my phone in h-- what are you doing?

Bo: How's he doing?

Nurse: He'll live.

Bo: Oh, good. It's a good thing you got such a hard head, Balsom.

Rex: Bo...

Bo: Right here, buddy.

Rex: Listen. About Nora...

Brody: Last night, I responded to a complaint from the manager, noise from Eddie's room.

Natalie: What time last night?

Brody: After 8 P.M., before Eddie was shot. I saw him later at work. Anyway, when I was here the first time, Eddie said he had a woman inside. Could be her hair.

Bo: Yeah. Gigi told me that you've been asking about Nora. She's gonna really appreciate that, Balsom. Listen. You get some rest, and I'll talk to you later, okay?

Rex: Bo, wait. The car crash.

Bo: Yeah? What about it?

Rex: It wasn't just me.

Bo: What do you mean?

Rex: Nora. She was with me.

James: I'm glad he's dead. I don't care how terrible that sounds.

Starr: I understand.

James: No. No, you don't. Yeah. Your dad is not perfect, but at least he cares about you, Starr. My dad, all he ever did was hurt us. It's about time someone hurt him back.

Starr: James, did you kill him?

Blair: Hey, John, who was murdered?

John: Guy by the name of Eddie Ford.

Téa: What could that possibly have to do with us?

John: Not you. Him. I found this at the scene.

Téa: What is that?

John: It's a cufflink with the initials "T.M."

On the next "One Life to Live"--

Dorian: We are going to bring that bitch down.

Charlie: Echo, you've got a problem.

Bo: Where are you, Nora?

James: I can go to the police.

John: This must be your lucky day.

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