OLTL Transcript Wednesday 10/31/07

One Life to Live Transcript Wednesday 10/31/07


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Proofread by Brandi

[Music plays]

Ramsey: Where are they?

Todd: All right, so what do we do now?

John: We'll wait for Ramsey to leave, then we find out what he didnít.

[Music stops]

Ramsey: Where is that child and Marcie McBain?

Announcer: Hey, tricksters, letís give a Halloween holler for the Glamoramas!

[Cheers and applause]

[Music plays]


Singer: You are not my love you are not my love you are not my love you are not my love you are not my love you are not my love you want all my love and my devotion you want my love itís all right on the line


Singer: But have no doubt that I will love you forever the only trouble is you really, really donít have the time.

[Natalie chuckles]

Natalie: We sure did rake it in, didnít we?

Cristian: Barely see in this thing. What'd you get?

Natalie: Right down to business.

Cristian: You know that.

[Natalie giggles]

Cristian: Letís check yours out.

Natalie: Ok.

Cristian: All right. What is -- what is this?

Natalie: Ew.

Cristian: No, this, th --

Natalie: Black licorice.

Cristian: Just like that?

Natalie: Gross. Ew, and they gave me those gross candy corns? And an apple. What is the matter with these people? What did you get?

Cristian: Candy bar, candy bar, chocolate-covered peanuts, and more candy bars.

Natalie: We went to the same houses!

Cristian: Well, I guess they can recognize a local here even under a sheet.

Natalie: Hand me one of those candy bars.

Cristian: Happy Halloween.

Natalie: Gracias. You know, I will say trick-or-treating was a swell idea, Vega -- really lifted my spirits.

Cristian: Oh, yeah?

Natalie: Mm-hmm.

Cristian: You mean crashing Jared and Sarahís date, making out at the palace restaurant, and getting yelled at by Renee didnít do it for you?

Sarah: Thank you for tonight. It was fun.

Jared: Yeah -- yeah, especially when Natalie and her ex showed up.

[Sarah chuckles]

Sarah: At least I wasnít the only one making a fool of myself.

Jared: You, a fool? Never.

Sarah: Right, because I am exceptionally refined and dignified. So what if I kissed you in front of tons of people to make Cristian and Natalie crazy? Hmm. It was a momentary aberration.

Jared: It was inspired.

Sarah: Would it be inspired if I invited you in for a drink?

[Scary movie plays]

Langston: You ok, not too creepy?

Markko: I think I'll make it.

Cole: Shh, we're going to miss a good part.

Starr: There are no good parts. Itís just a whole bunch of clueless teenagers doing everything a horror movie tells them not to.

Cole: If they didnít do those things, there wouldnít be a movie.


Starr: Did you hear that?

Marty: Blair, I need to talk to you.

Blair: What do you want now, Marty?

Marty: I think the same thing you do -- Todd and John home safe and sound.

Singer: One night only one night only


Singer: The one I dream of one night only we only have tonight one night only

Singers: Come on, come on

Singer: One night only

Singers: Come on, come on

Singer: One of us can come and make a scene of love

Singers: One night only go on, go on one night only


Todd: One night only yeah, this is pretty good, but I think we're wasting our time. Come on, Marcieís not here. What do we have to hang around for?

John: I'm going to check around here one more time. Why donít you go look at that bar next door?

Todd: Hey, come on, letís --

John: Just do it.

Singer: The one you dream of one night only we only have tonight

Ramsey: Hey, I told you to watch him. Go get him, bring him back!

[Phone rings]

Singer: One night only

Ramsey: Yes, Ramsey?

Singers: Come on, come on

Singer: Come on, come on

Singers: Come on, come on come on, come on come on, come on come on


Harvey: They are loving our noise tonight, but we better get while the gettingís good.

Marcie: Itís too late.

Natalie: Halloween-induced insanity.

Cristian: What?

Natalie: Going to the palace -- thatís what I chalk it up to.

Cristian: Oh, sure. Blame it on the poor, innocent holiday.

Natalie: Hey! I am all about dignity, self-restraint. You know this.

Cristian: If you say so. And by the way, it wasnít my insanity.

Natalie: Are you kidding me?

Cristian: It was all your idea.

Natalie: Did I hogtie you and throw you over my shoulder?

Cristian: If I let you go there on your own, you would've done something a whole lot crazier.

Natalie: Oh, whereas you never do anything crazy.

Cristian: I happen to be very mellow.

Natalie: Kissing me in the middle of the restaurant in front of everyone is not exactly being mellow.

Cristian: I just did that to prove a point.

Natalie: Which was? You still can kiss, you know.

Cristian: Thank you. My point -- that Sarah and Jared can go out on their little date to make moon eyes at each other, but no way was any of it going to bother us. And it worked, right? Right?

Sarah: Ah -- damn key. Finally.

Jared: Whew.

Sarah: Come on in. You're letting out the heat.

Jared: Yeah, I just think that --

Sarah: What? If you donít want to --

Jared: Oh, no, no, no, no. Thatís -- thatís not it. Itís just late, though.

Sarah: So what? You donít have a job.

Jared: I know, but, uh --

Sarah: Oh, my God. Itís your first night at the mansion. Is Renee waiting up for you?

Jared: She says she turns in early.

Sarah: So whatís the problem?

Jared: Ok, the real reason is itís our first date and I donít want to move along too far, too fast.

Sarah: Jared, I wasnít intending on throwing you on the bed and having my way with you. I had a good time tonight -- I donít want it to end. I'll make hot chocolate.

Jared: Hot chocolate, huh?

Sarah: And then we'll put the cups in the sink and I'll kick you out.

Jared: What, so I donít get to go to second base?

Sarah: I have a three-date rule.

Jared: Huh.

Sarah: I donít want to push things, either, by the way. You want things to go faster than that, you might want to try your luck with my cousin Natalie -- at least I've heard. That was bitchy, wasnít it?

Jared: Not if itís true.

Natalie: And you're just dying to find out. Arenít you?

Langston: Yeah, what was that? Wait -- the headless horseman. Oh, my God, heís going to do an Ichabod Crane on us!

[Markko and Cole laugh]

Starr: Do you think this is funny? I really heard something, Langston. You guys didnít?

Markko: All I hear is Langston stuffing her face with popcorn.

Langston: Stop! Why donít we play Bloody Mary?

Starr: Fine, you want to ignore me? I really did hear something.

Cole: Ok, what did it sound like?

Starr: I donít know. It -- it wasnít a voice or anything, but the sound -- it just wasnít -- it wasnít right.

Langston: Well, this place is old. Old houses make weird noises.

Starr: Well, I never heard it make this noise before.

Langston: Because it wasnít Halloween and you werenít paranoid or scared.

Starr: But, Langston, my aunt has spent so much money to make sure that this house doesnít make noise. Cole, she got it rewired and re-everything?

Cole: Ok, ok, ok, you know what -- you know what? It was probably Jack. He probably didnít go to bed like your mom told him and heís just hanging out trying to scare us.

Starr: Well, I thought about that, but then I heard the noise come from outside and --

[Starr screams]


Harvey: Get off. Hey, listen! Now, for the moment you've all been waiting for, we have a very special guest in our humble hideaway this evening. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have in the house tonight none other than the incredible, incomparable Cher!


[Music plays]

Singer: Does he love me? I want to know how can I tell if he loves me so?

Singers: Is it in his eyes?

Singer: Oh, no you'll be deceived

Singers: Is it in his eyes?

Todd: You're under orders from Ramsey? Like hell -- you canít keep me from leaving.

Ramsey: You're not going anywhere, McBain.

Jared: Come on, Natalie. Whoís the more bothered of the two of us -- me or you?

Cristian: Whatís the matter?

Natalie: What'd you say?

Cristian: Are you ok?

Natalie: Yeah -- yeah. I'm -- I'm -- I'm ok. Itís Jared.

Cristian: Well, what about him?

Natalie: I canít stop thinking about him -- I mean, you know, what he did to me and my family.

Jared: Canít stop thinking about you, either.

Natalie: Go -- go away.

Cristian: Listen, if you want me to leave, I can leave. Just be nice about it?

Natalie: No. I wasnít -- no, I wasnít talking to you. I -- it was more like to myself, you know, like "go away" thoughts of Jared -- jerk.

Cristian: Right. Um -- so letís change the subject.

Natalie: Letís, please.

Cristian: Nice night for trick-or-treating, huh? Cool, but not -- not too cool, well, not for you.

Natalie: Feel the same way.

Cristian: He really does get to you, doesnít he?

Natalie: He does not.

Cristian: Right.

Natalie: Hmm -- ok. Yeah, he does, but not in the way you think.

Cristian: How do you think I think?

Jared: Yeah. Tell us.

Jared: You saw me kissing someone else and now you canít stop thinking about me

Natalie: I am not interested in you! In him -- in him.

Cristian: Natalie, are -- are you talking about Jared?

Jared: Yeah --

Cristian: Or me?

Jared: How do you answer that one, Sparky?

Sarah: Are you going to shut that door or not?

Natalie: I think not. You canít shut me out that easily. I mean, come on. You're going to choose a kid over a real woman?

Sarah: Marshmallows?

Jared: Excuse me?

Sarah: In your hot chocolate? I find that sometimes they make it taste less like instant, unless you donít like them.

Jared: Like what?

Sarah: Marshmallows.

Jared: Yeah, I do. I will have them and I'm going to -- I'm going to help you, actually.

Sarah: You're going to help me boil milk?

Jared: Gee -- um --

Sarah: I think I can handle that on my own. Why are you so jumpy all of a sudden?

Natalie: What say you and I ditch this place and go get a real drink.

Jared: No.

Sarah: "No" what? Whatís wrong?

Jared: Huh?

Sarah: How much did you have to drink tonight?

Jared: No, uh -- no, sorry. I'm just -- I'm a little lightheaded.

Sarah: Is it something you ate? Are you nauseous?

Jared: No, itís not that, either. Um -- I'm just not thinking straight right now.

Sarah: Maybe you should go lie down on the sofa.

Jared: Yeah -- sofa. Ok. Yeah -- sofa. Whew.

Natalie: Whatís the matter? Nat got your tongue?

Marcie: My sweet baby. I saw that FBI guy come in here and I didnít --

Clarence: Nothing Brandon can't handle.

Marcie: I got so scared and --

Brandon: Aaron here was a trooper, never made a peep.

Clarence: Sure is it a hit, our Miss Cher.

Marcie: Yeah, well, sheís not going to be able to keep the FBI or John away for long. Listen, Clarence, we have got to get out of here right now.

Clarence: I told you itís never going to happen, not from here.

Marcie: I canít believe that there isnít a fire escape in this room.

Clarence: The place isnít exactly up to code -- built before there even was a code, which means --

Marcie: The only way out is past John.

Singer: Whoa, whoa, whoa hug him and squeeze him tight find out

John: I tell you what -- we'll back off, ok?

Ramsey: A little late. Anyway, I have a feeling we'd see each other again real soon.

Todd: Hey, Ramsey?

Ramsey: Huh?

Todd: Are you really a woman dressed as a man?

Singer: Oh, no itís not the way

Ramsey: How'd you get on to my lead, John?

John: Oh, some people call it detective work.

Ramsey: Uh-huh. Still the smart mouth?

John: Just being straight with you.

Ramsey: Yeah? You? Well, I think itís a good thing I'm running this and not you, or else it could turn into the bloody fiasco that cost Caitlyn her life.

Blair: You're actually on my side? Here I thought you were more interested in Todd coming home in a body bag.

Marty: Todd isnít on his own, so if heís hurt, it'll be because John was taken out of commission first.

Blair: Oh. I get it. This is about you, yet again, and, of course, your new man whoís fallen under the "woe is me" spell.

Marty: Actually, no. I am worried about them.

Blair: Well, donít worry about Todd. Heís fine. He can take care of himself.

Marty: Oh, right, like he always has in the past.

Blair: Well, I think heís lived to tell about it.

Marty: He might not. The two of them might kill each other first.

Blair: Well, then that'll be it, then, wonít it?

Marty: Not if we stop them.

Blair: Excuse me? "We," as in you and me? Get in between the two of them? Are you kidding me?

Marty: Why not? Unless you're chicken.

[Starr screams]

Cole: Starr, what is it? What did you see?

Starr: Oh, my gosh! No! I donít think it was Jack! I donít think it was Jack!

Markko: Whatís out there?

Langston: Come on, we'll look. Powerís out.

Markko: Well, I see the next house down the road and the lights are off there, too.

Starr: Ok, well, I have this just in case.

Langston: Starr, what did you see?

Starr: I saw a guy. I think I saw a man.

Cole: I'll check.

Langston: Oh, my God.

Starr: No, you're not going to check! Then you'll be like the stupid kids in the horror movie! We're just going to stay in here and we're going to call the police, ok?

Markko: No, if we call the police and they donít find anything when they get here, then they'll think it was a prank.

Langston: Heís right, and that could mean a lot of trouble with me and Child Services.

Cole: Look, I'll just poke my head out all right? I'll -- I'll be fine. I'll be in view the whole time, all right? Markko will come with me.

Langston: Well, he doesnít have to go with you.

Markko: Yes, I do.

Starr: Ok, you know what? I'll go, too. I had a freak-out moment, but nobody scares me in my house. Letís go. Go.

Natalie: Uh -- that didnít come out right. It sounded like I was talking about me and you.

Cristian: Yeah.

Natalie: But I wasnít.

Cristian: Good. By "good," I mean that itís good that we're on the same page --

Natalie: Yeah.

Cristian: And that thereís no --

Natalie: No what?

Cristian: Uh -- interest? Huh -- sorry. I donít know what I'm saying.

Natalie: No! No, no, no! Itís ok because -- no, I -- I do understand, you know? We meant a lot to each other at one point in time, and itís only natural that we might have moments like these once in a while.

Cristian: Right, and it definitely throws me off when we do.

Natalie: Yeah, yeah, me, too, because we've been apart for a while.

Cristian: Years.

Natalie: Been with other people, huh.

Cristian: For sure.

Natalie: Yeah, but now we're -- we're good friends, right?

Cristian: Absolutely.

Natalie: And even though we kissed tonight and it meant nothing, it was just --

Cristian: Itís still weird.

Natalie: Yeah.

Cristian: Yeah.

Natalie: But we can talk to each other.

Cristian: Thatís right. Call each other on our garbage?

Natalie: Not take it personally.

Cristian: You know, not a lot of exes can do all that. You do know you can tell me anything, right?

Natalie: And vice versa.

Cristian: Ok, so how do you really feel about Jared Banks?

Jared: Yeah. I'd like to know the answer to that one, too. Huh!

Sarah: Relax.

[Jared sighs]

Jared: Thank you.

Sarah: Your headís cool -- no fever.

Jared: Yeah, it must've been the drinking. Ahem.

Sarah: I never would've pegged you for a lightweight.

Jared: Yeah, two years in prison and anyoneís a cheap date.

Sarah: Hmm. Well, I'll put that on file for once we move past our "hot chocolate" phase.

Jared: It -- it doesnít bother you?

Sarah: What -- your checkered past?

Jared: Itís a serious question.

Sarah: Well, why would it bother me? You were falsely accused. You didnít actually do it, right?

Jared: Yeah, but the stigma of prison tends to linger.

Sarah: Hey, I'm not one to judge with my own not-so-squeaky-clean past. And like my great-grandfather -- he was no choir boy. Didnít change how I feel about him, huh?

Jared: Uh -- yeah, but you have to accept family without question. You have no such obligation with me.

Sarah: Ok, you want suspicion? I'll give you suspicion. You are playing me, you slimy son -- what -- you think I'm not on to you? Huh, huh? This is all some game to get back at Jessica -- I can tell. And anyways, itís Natalie you really lust after, you horny creep. You canít wait to get your hands on --

Jared: Ok, ok. I give, I give, I give, I give. Stop, please.

Sarah: Really? Because -- because thereís more where that came from.

Jared: Oh, I know. I mean -- I mean, I get it, and, no -- I donít want you to be suspicious. I like you just the way you are.

Sarah: Then whatís the problem?

Jared: I didnít say there was one. It just shouldnít be this easy, thatís all.

Jared: Ha!

Natalie: Speak too soon, lover boy?

Harvey: How we doing?

Marcie: Oh!

Harvey: Sorry, sorry, sorry. How we doing?

Brandon: Swell, just sitting around waiting for the hammer to come down.

Clarence: Burns calories, right?

Harvey: Would you two stop scaring our friend with that hammer talk? And little Aaron, too -- he understands more than you think.

Marcie: Harvey, listen to me. Two of those men out there -- they know Aaron and me, and I -- I really think that one of them recognized me.

Harvey: Ok, ok, listen. Cher bought us time, thank heavens, so we are not in as much trouble as we thought.

Brandon: Yeah, everythingís coming up roses.

Harvey: Nobodyís busted us yet.

Marcie: Maybe we should just make a break for it, you know what I mean?

Harvey: Not now, not now. You just stay back here and hang tight with Aaron. Brandon, get girlfriend a drink. Clarence, you just look pretty and I'll see if I can finagle us a way out.

Marcie: Itís going to be ok. It'll be ok, all right.

Singer: Itís in his kiss thatís where it is itís in his kiss whoo!


Todd: Whoís Caitlyn?

Ramsey: You donít know? Johnís a good friend and you donít know -- how John McBain goaded a serial killer into coming after him and got his fiancťe killed instead? I want these two cuffed and in the car. Then come back here and help me toss this place. If Marcie McBain is here and makes a break, you know what you have to do, all right?

John: Hey, Ramsey?

Ramsey: What?

Harvey: Hey, watch where you're going!

[Glasses break]

Harvey: Fight, fight, fight, fight! Fight, fight, fight, fight! All right, get out there and sing, darling. Sing like your life depended on it.

Singer: What do you want me to sing?

Harvey: Oh, sing the same thing again. Come on.

Singer: Push play!

[Music plays]

Singer: Does he love me? I want to know how can I tell if he loves me so?

Singers: Is it in his eyes?

Singer: Oh, no you'll be deceived

Singers: Is it in his eyes?

Singer: Oh, no he'll make believe

Harvey: You leave that girl alone!

Woman: Whoa!

Clarence: Voila -- you said you wanted a way out, here it is.

Markko: I got it -- found the culprit. Is this what you saw?

Starr: Markko, thatís a plastic bag.

Langston: Yeah, but it could look like a mask blowing in the wind.

Starr: Do you think I'm brain-dead? I think that I know the difference between a plastic bag and a scary human being.

Cole: Maybe this is what you heard.

Starr: Thatís a scratching tree branch. What I heard was more like a thump.

Cole: Well, I donít see any sign of anybody else being out here.

Markko: Me, either.

Langston: Sorry, Starr. Itís not that we donít believe that you heard something really scary.

Starr: You just think that I was hallucinating and I'm a raving lunatic.

Langston: Starr!

Starr: Thank you.

Langston: No! Donít you think itís at all possible that maybe you're --

Starr: That I was what, overreacting to a scratching tree branch? Sure, because thatís what crazy people do. They make a big deal out of nothing!

Cole: We didnít say it was nothing.

Starr: You just donít believe me -- itís plain and simple. Itís like the whole funhouse thing all over again. I tell people that I see something freaky till I'm blue in the face and nobody believes me until the funhouse is burning down and is about to burn a man alive! So what are we going to do? Are we going to wait until the funhouse burns down or are we going to do something about this? I did see something!

Cole: Oh.

Marcie: Mommy needs you to be a very good boy and stay very, very quiet until she knows that itís safe, ok? Ok. Oh, Clarence, I just wish I knew what was happening out there.

Clarence: Now, child, you just have to have faith. We are going to get you and Aaron through this mess if it is the last thing that we do.

Marcie: Whatís going on? Is it safe to go out there?

Brandon: Yeah, the local cops showed up and they hauled everyone out of here. The coast is clear.

Marcie: Oh, my God! Oh, no. Oh, my God, look at this place. This is all my fault, this is all my fault -- poor Harvey -- what is he going to do?

Brandon: "Poor Harvey" is very well-insured, so you just donít fret about it.

Clarence: Now, itís not like anyone forced us to help you out. You're like one of us -- family.

Marcie: Thatís really very sweet. And you know what? I had a really good time performing on that stage with you tonight, I did, except for the fact that I was absolutely terrified.

Clarence: Oh. Thatís because you're a drag queen at heart.

Marcie: God, I'm going to make it up to you guys, I promise. Somehow, I'll pay you back for every single penny, you know, once I -- no pun intended. Penny -- sorry.

Clarence: All we ask is that you take care of that precious little boy of yours and yourself, and that you teach him to respect all human beings.

Marcie: Thatís why I'm doing this. You know that I donít trust anybody else to raise that boy right.

[Music plays]

Blair: Happy Halloween, Marty.

Marty: Ok, thatís fine. I just will do it myself. I thought I would extend the invitation to you first.

Blair: You know, if they wanted our help, they would've asked us, but they didnít and we would only mess things up for them.

Marty: No, if -- if we're there, they can vent to us rather than trying to kill each other.

Blair: Thatís such a great idea! Wow -- why didnít I think of that?

Marty: When have you ever asked for Toddís approval before you got yourself involved in --

[Phone rings]

Marty: Something he didnít want you involved in?

Blair: Hello?

Todd: Hey, itís me.

Blair: Wait -- Todd? You're going to have to speak up because I cannot hear you.

Todd: I need you to wire me some money, as soon as possible.

Blair: Well, what do you need the money for?

Todd: Just do it, Blair. I donít need the third degree from you. Hey, I'm talking here!

Blair: Todd, just tell me where you want me to send the money and how much.

Todd: 25 grand.

Blair: Why so much?

Todd: Because I got to make bail.

Harvey: Thereís a line here. You done yakking, or what?

Natalie: Well, you know, I have this jealous streak in me. I didnít like it much having to be the grownup with Roxy, and then I was jealous of the life that Jessica had. But itís all under control now. It is under control!

Cristian: Whoa, whoa, I'm not arguing with you.

Natalie: Well, you know, you had that "if you say so" look on your face.

Cristian: No, I think you're being a little paranoid.

Natalie: Yeah, ok, maybe I am, a little. Sorry.

Cristian: Listen, itís ok to be jealous every once in a while -- as long as you donít let it run your life.

Natalie: Ok, uh -- but I'm not jealous now.

Cristian: Yeah, I get that. But what does all this have to do with Jared Banks?

Jared: Yeah, thatís what I want to know.

Natalie: Uh -- because heís going out with Sarah.

Jared: And?

Natalie: It creeps me out.

Jared: Ok.

Natalie: And, you know, I mean, heís using her and sheís -- and sheís -- and sheís --

Jared: Sheís --

Natalie: Buying into it. Itís disgusting!

Jared: But you're still not telling us your feelings, Sparky.

Natalie: You want to know my feelings about Jared Banks? My feelings about Jared Banks is that he is an arrogant, vindictive, lying "jerk"!

Jared: Ooh, and what makes you the maddest is that you still want to go to bed with me.

Natalie: Itís the garlic, isnít it?

Jared: Excuse me?

Sarah: The garlic in the dressing on my salad at dinner. Was it too strong?

Jared: Uh, no, no, no, no, no. Itís not that. I'm just a little distracted right now.

Sarah: What are you thinking about?

Jared: Moving, into Reneeís house.

Sarah: You were kissing me and thinking about Renee.

Jared: Uh -- no, no. Huh. No. Um -- I liked kissing you. I -- it -- itís just my first night at the house and I -- I have the keys to Asa Buchananís mansion. And itís complicated.

Sarah: Complicated how?

Jared: Well, I mean, thereís the fact that Natalie and Jessica hate my guts and now I'm seeing you. I'm, you know, very aware of every move I make and how Reneeís going to react to it.

Sarah: Ok. Two things -- one, Renee saw us tonight and she was totally fine with it, and, two, we are not seeing each other. This was our first date.

Jared: Ok. Well, then at -- at what point are we officially dating?

Sarah: Remember the three-date rule?

Jared: Definitely. I think we should plan a second.

Sarah: How about tomorrow?

Jared: Arenít you leaving for Asaís will reading tomorrow?

Sarah: Oh. You still think I should go to that?

Jared: Uh -- if I were in your place and knew that he put me in his will, I sure as hell would be there.

Cole: Hey, man, get the hell out of here!

Starr: Call 911, I'm going to go get Jack.

Langston: Ok.

Cole: Whoa, wait -- stop, stop. Itís the power guy. Heís showing us his I.D.

Markko: Well, so what? It could be a fake. Donít open the door.

Man: I restored your power temporarily but thereís still a line down, so stay out of the yard.

Cole: Yeah, sure, no problem.

Man: Sorry if I scared you guys.

Cole: No, thatís all right. Happy Halloween.

Man: You, too.

Markko: Whew.

Langston: Oh, my God.

Starr: Well, I feel like an idiot.

Markko: Itís ok.

Starr: I'm sorry I put you all through that.

Markko: Well, you didnít put me through anything. I was totally calm.

Langston: Oh, right -- never mind the fact you were screaming like a girl.

Markko: I so was not.

Langston: Oh, ok. Oh, ok. Well, I got to go, you guys. I promised your mom I wouldnít be late for curfew.

Markko: I'll pull the car around.

Langston: Ok.

Markko: Hey, thanks for the cool Halloween.

Starr: Yeah, and I'm sorry about all that drama.

[Starr chuckles]

Langston: See you tomorrow?

Starr: Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow, but we're going to be hanging out a lot more whether you like it or not.

[Langston and Starr chuckle]

Todd: Blair? Blair, can you hear me? You going to send the money? Blair?

[Music plays]

Marty: What is going on? Are they all right?

Blair: Todd, where -- where is the jail? And what in the world did you do to cost 25 grand?

Todd: Oh, I punched an FBI agent and got into a little tussle with some drag queen.

Blair: Is that all?

Todd: How about this -- you send me money now and spank me later?

Harvey: Typically you get the money after the spanking, fellow.

Todd: I got no problem hitting a woman.

Harvey: Try me.

Blair: Todd, are you still there?

Todd: Yeah.

Marty: Is -- is John all right?

Blair: Todd, where do I send the money and -- and whereís John?

Todd: We're sharing a cell. He started this, by the way.

Blair: Well, are you hurt? Is everything ok?

Todd: Well, I got beaten up by a guy in a miniskirt. And I'm looking at a night in jail and I lost Marcieís trail.

Blair: Well, I'm sorry.

Todd: Yeah. I thought we were getting close, but we werenít and my kidís getting farther and farther away.

Blair: I'm really sorry.

Todd: Yeah, me, too. Just send the money and I'll be in touch. Itís all yours, my love. You have lipstick on your teeth.

Marty: So, Johnís in jail, too?

Blair: Yeah.

Marty: Well, what do you say now?

Blair: Book a flight.

Sarah: You really think Asa would've wanted me there?

Jared: He did go to the trouble of putting you in his will, didnít he? I mean, maybe he thought it was his fault that you werenít as close as you used to be.

Sarah: Uh, uh-uh. Asa never blamed himself for anything.

Jared: Well, the -- the will reading might give you some idea, you know, how he really felt about you. That is important to you, right?

Sarah: Yeah.

Jared: You know, maybe I should go.

Sarah: Ok.

Jared: Will I hear from you tomorrow?

Sarah: I donít think so.

Jared: Maybe when you get back, then?

Sarah: Count on it.

Sarah: Thanks for tonight. I had a good time.

Jared: Me, too.

Sarah: Good night.

Jared: Good night.

Jared: Whew.

Natalie: Sheís close, but no Sparky.

Natalie: Itís freezing.

Jared: I know where you can go get warmed up.

Natalie: You know, I think I'm just ready to go home.

Cristian: Ok. I'll walk you to your car.

Natalie: Thatís really nice. And isnít it amazing how much better people get along when they're nice to each other?

Cristian: Yeah. Um -- I think you better get a full eight hours tonight.

Natalie: What?

Cristian: Sleep. You need it, pretty badly.

Natalie: Am I not acting like myself, because I'm fine, I'm great, I'm never better. I'm just great and I am not going to let him bother me anymore. I'm great -- I'm fine! Never better, never better.

Cole: Maybe we should lay off the horror movies, at least for tonight anyway.

Starr: But, Cole, we were in the middle of that movie. I want to see how it ends.

Cole: Are you sure?

Starr: I wasnít afraid of the movie -- I told you that. What I am afraid of is a guy standing outside of my door -- huh. And I was right -- there was a guy there.

Cole: Yes, you were right, and we should've listened to you.

Starr: Famous last words.

Marty: Well, I have booked us on a flight to Atlanta in the morning, so when we get there, we can rent a car and then just drive to Decatur.

Blair: All right. Well, I need to go home and make some arrangements for my kids.

Marty: I need to do the same thing for Cole, so I will just meet you at the airport in the morning and we can just make up our game plan there.

Blair: "Game plan"? I thought it was just to go down there and bail John and Todd out of jail. What more do we need to discuss here?

Marty: Well, gee, Blair, I was kind of hoping we could take this time to get closer and, you know, bond.

Blair: Oh, right. I was looking for a new best friend --

Marty: Hmm.

Blair: Not.

Brandon: Itís all right there, partner. You'll be ok.

Clarence: You got everything, darling?

Marcie: Aaronís all I took with me, you know? Never even got settled enough to even take his diaper bag out of the car. Oh, my God -- the car. The car, what if -- what if the FBI is -- finds the car? Then -- then what -- wait, what are you laughing?

Clarence: Relax, honey, they didnít.

Marcie: Well, how do you know that they didnít find the car?

Clarence: Oh, Brandon and I did your car up like a Halloween float -- ghosts, goblins, cobwebs, the whole shebang.

Brandon: Yeah, we even stuck a talking bust of Beethoven right on the dashboard -- runs on batteries. Clarence got it at a garage sale last year.

Clarence: Might take you a few minutes to de-drag it, but I can guarantee you the FBI didnít go near your ride.

Marcie: Oh, my God -- you guys are really, you're -- you're the best. You know, I canít thank you enough.

Clarence: Now, look, you follow these directions.

Marcie: Ok.

Clarence: I'm going to hook you up with some family of mine. Now, they donít have a lot of money --

Brandon: Yeah, thatís for sure.

Clarence: But they will take good care of you. And Harvey wanted you to have this.

Marcie: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, I -- I canít take his camera. This is way too much. You have got to give this back to him.

Clarence: No, too bad. You are taking it. Harvey said you had to leave all your photos behind, and he is not going to let you leave here without a way to start a brand-new album for your brand-new life.

Marcie: I donít know how to thank you guys.

Brandon: Ah, we already discussed that.

Marcie: We will make you proud, I promise.

Clarence: Oh -- one last thing.

Marcie: Oh! A wig?

Clarence: A "fabulous" wig. Besides, when you need to change your look -- you know, everybody says blondes have more fun and I can tell you that from personally experience.


Clarence: Oh. Go now while the goingís good.

Marcie: Ok. You guys. I love you. I love you, too. And thank you so much. Bye. Ok, letís go. Um -- I'll keep in touch. I'll keep in touch, bye. Ok, come on.

[Phone rings]

Clarence: Hello?

Harvey: Itís just me, honey. Did they get away ok?

Clarence: Just left.

Harvey: Thank the Lord, because the Feds are heading back there to check that they didnít miss anything.

Clarence: I'll make sure thereís nothing to find.

Harvey: You better. Hopefully, Miss Penny will be well on her way to the big easy by then.

On the next "One Life to Live" --

Langston: It looks like they're going to let your mom be my foster mother.

Natalie: How was your date last night?

Jared: I'm living here now.

Blair: We came down here to bail you both out, but maybe that was a bad idea.

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