OLTL Transcript Wednesday 1/3/07

One Life to Live Transcript Wednesday 1/3/07


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Jessica: It doesn't sound like a plow. Yeah, good move. Any more bright ideas?

Nash: Oh, this is my fault?

Jessica: Well, it sure ain't mine.

Nash: It's a cave-in, all right? I'm a crafty fellow, Jessica, but I don't control the rocks!

Jessica: Well, gee, it's comforting to know that you didn't do wrong by us

Nash: We're not buried alive. We're just -- bouldered in. All right? We're getting out of here. Trust me -- I don't want to be stuck in here with you any longer than you want to be stuck in here with me.

Rex: Holy --

Adriana: "Holy" what? Holy good? Holy bad? How bad -- Roxy bad?

Rex: Holy hot, as in hot enough to freak me out because Jessica's, like, my sister's sister. Exposed is going to be a hit.

Adriana: I wish I had your confidence. I honestly can't tell if it's any good and I second-guess every decision.



Rex: Of course you do. Haven't you heard? It's the really talented people who aren't insecure, come on.

The best way to tell if someone sucks at anything -- they go around singing their own praises. I'm so great at everything. Only a really unfunny person would say that. But you? Nothing is going to stop you.

Adriana: Except maybe jail -- Or a death wish, which is probably what Todd will do when he finds out we kept his baby from him.

Blair: Is that our baby boy?

Todd: Yeah, it sure is. Want to hold h

Blair: You bet. Oh.

Todd: Careful.

Blair: See --

Todd: There you go

Blair: Yeah. Oh. Where is the baby? Todd, where's the baby?

Todd: Well, he was right there a second ago when I had him!

Blair: What?

Todd: What the hell -- did you lose him?

Blair: I lost our baby.

Todd: Oh. No, no, no, no.

Blair: I lost our baby, Todd.

Nigel: Oh, no, I'm afraid Mr. Buchanan's not here, and besides, you ---

Dorian: Nigel, I'm well aware of Asa's mandate to keep me ere no matter what, but remember there's always a job for you working for me.

Nigel: Oh.

Dorian: Good evening, gentlemen.

Asa: Nigel? I told you never to let that woman in here. Nigel.

Dorian: Asa. I thought we were friends.

Asa: What do you want, Dorian?

Dorian: I came to see Clint.

Asa: He's not here.

Dorian: Where is he?

Asa: He was here last night. Then he we over to Viki we haven't seen him since.

Clint: Bree is down for the count.

Viki: Well, that was fast.

Clint: Yeah. I held her in my arms, rocked her for about a minute, and boom -- she was asleep.

Viki: Obviously, you haven't lost your touch, huh?

Clint: Nope.

Clint: No, she puts up with me.

Viki: No, come on. Her whole face lightens up when you walk in room. Thanks for doing all the work last night.

Clint: What work?

Viki: Changing her diapers, and then you put her to sleep. So, why don't you go on home and, you know, get some rest and I'll take care of things till Jessie picks her up, ok?

Clint: You trying to get rid of me?

Viki: No, of course I just assumed you had stuff to do today. I don't want to keep you.

Clint: Well, I'm here. And here's where I want to be and if you don't mind.

Nash: I can get us out of here

Jessica: I'm sorry that I accused you, but I'm just -- I'm frustrated.

Nash: Oh, and this is just a walk in the park for me!

Jessica: I'm also frightened. I didn't expect to be trapped in a mine.

Nash: Well, that's not going to happen. All right? It wouldn't happen that much faster -- just give me a hand.

Jessica: No, I -- I still think that we should wait for somebody who knows what they're doing.

Nash: "Somebody who knows what they're doing it -- it's digging. And how are the people who know what they're doing going to do it if they don't know where we are, huh?

Antonio: Claudia? Claudia, are you in there? Excuse me. I need to get into this room. I'm a police officer and the guest in there is a friend of mine.

Maid: Yes, officer, right away.

Antonio: Claudia? Claudia?

Jessica: Oh. Are you ok?

Nash: Oh, yeah. Just a little black lung.

Jessica: Don't joke! You scared the hell out of me! If anything had happened to you, I'd --

Nash: You'd --

Jessica: I was worried. I was very, very worried.

Nash: Thank you, I'm fine.

Jessica: So what do you think? Is this mine going to come down on us? What -- what -- are we ok?

Nash: I don't think we should do any more digging.

Jessica: So, what is that? Is that an "I don't know"? What is it?

Nash: Yes! That's "I know," princess! You know what? Why don't you add the abandoned coalmines to the list of things that I can't control! You know, for a moment there, I thought you were worried about me.

Jessica: Oh, oh, I was worried about you. I'm very glad that you're ok, now I can kill you myself.

Nash: Oh!

Viki: Mind? Well, of course I don't mind. Gracious, you're always welcome here. You know that would you like coffee?

Clint: Yeah, that sounds great.

Viki: Good.

Clint: And, Viki? Is it just m or do we have a lot to talk about?

Viki: Um -- no, it's not just you, no.

Dorian: Clint and Viki spent the night together -- huh. Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Asa: I said it loud and clear.

Dorian: Clint's secretary said he was here.

Asa: Mm-hmm. You calling me a liar?

Dorian: Asa, I know you don't like the idea of my relationship with Clint.

Asa: I don't like you, period.

Bo: No, Pa, come on. That's enough. Dorian, we don't know where Clint is. He's not here.

Dorian: Well, then, I'll say goodbye.. Ah.

Bo: Why'd you have to do that?

Asa: What?

Bo: Tell her that Clint's over there at Viki's. I mean, you -- what, you can't mind your own business?

Asa: I do not want that witch worming her way into my family. No way. And besides, Bo, the three of them are heading for a showdown.

Bo: Ah. So you just thought you'd help get the

Asa: Exactly.

Matthew: Grandpa, why don't you like Dr. Lord?

Asa: How will I explain it to you, Matthew? There are Cramers and not Cramers. A Cramer will lie, steal, cheat to win your heart over. And when they win your heart, they'll cut it out and spit on it. And I ought to know, too.

Blair: When am I going home?

Todd: I'm not sure. The doctors are going to move you out of ICU, Though. They think you're doing much better.

Blair: Where are Jack and Starr?

Todd: Uh, I've got a babysitter for them. I went home earlier to get them going and Jack insisted that -- they have your pancakes for breakfast. Apparently, mine don't cut it.

Blair: How's Starr doing?

Todd: She misses you. She's all over the place, picking up after Jack, telling what to do just like you. And they want their family back. They want their mom back. And so do I.

Blair: I believe you, Todd. But we both know that that's not going to happen.

Nash: Why'd you hit me?

Jessica: Please consult me the next time you want to make another bonehead move like that and almost get yourself killed!

Nash: Fine! We'll go with your plan. We'll just sit here until we freeze to death waiting for your help.

Jessica: Ooh, what happened to Mr. Positivity five minutes ago?

Nash: You! You happened! You're -- you're buzz kill.

Jessica: So is almost getting crushed to death!

Nash: One more time with feeling -- we are going to get out of here. Somehow.

Jessica: Can you just promise me that you're not going to take any more chances like that because I can't --

Nash: "Can't"?

Jessica: I can't lose you, ok? I can't lose you.

Carlotta: There you go.

Marcie: Oh, hey.

Carlotta: Extra pickles.

Marcie: Ah. You spoil him. He's going to be very happy

Carlotta: So how's little y?

Marcie: Oh, he's doing great and he finally slept through the night. Me and Michael are just made to be parents.

Marcie: Oh, I don't know, most of the time, we just wait by the seat

Marcie: And I worry --

Carlotta: Oh, well, it's only natural to worry.

Marcie: How am I ever going to do with anything major, you know? Everybody keeps on telling me that we should just tell Tommy that he was adopted.

Carlotta: Listen, whenever you decide to tell that beautiful son of yours where he came from and how he came into your life, he will know that he was wanted.

Rex: Know what? We're not going to talk about Todd or babies or secrets today.

Adriana: Avoid the problem -- that's good.

Rex: No, we're not avoiding. It's done. What are you suggesting -- we pack up and move?

Adriana: No, we did the running-away thing -- it didn't help then, either.

Rex: What do you want me to do? Go over and tell Marcie right now?

Marcie: Tell Marcie what?

Todd: Well, I thought you understood. I thought you knew this was an accident.

Blair: I know, Todd.

Todd: And I'm willing to give you your family back. I poured my heart out to you. You know how I feel about you.

Blair: This is not about you, Todd. It's about our baby. I feel -- I feel stuck. I wake up here in this hospital after falling off a roof and I lose our baby inside me. I can't get past that.

Todd: Ok, I understand. I'm sorry. Well, tell me what I can do and -- and we can fix it.

Blair: I can't even think about the future until we put our son to rest.

Todd: Then that's what we'll do.

Viki: I really do appreciate your thinking of including me as you begin your adventure.

Clint: Well, it's a standing invitation if you should choose to reconsider. I mean, I'm not going anywhere.

Viki: Hmm.

Clint: You didn't mind that I stayed h overnight, did you?

Viki: Of course I didn't mind -- I invited you. It was -- it was really very nice, wasn't It? I mean, it was sort of like old times, you and me looking after the children.

Clint: You know, we have been doing an awful lot of reminiscing lately.

Viki: Well, that's holidays, that's all.

Clint: Is that why we keep talking about the way things used to be, Viki -- because it's the holidays?

Viki: Well, no. No, it's not just that.

Clint: No, something's going on with us. I mean, last night, we almost kissed. And this time, there was no mistletoe -- to blame.

Viki: The doorbell.

Clint: Would you let Lois do her job? Why did you?

Viki: Why did you pull back?

Clint: Asked you first.

Viki: Oh, come on -- it's not a game.

Clint: No, it's not a game. It's a question and I'm hoping to get an answer.

Viki: It would be so much easier to answer that if --

Clint: "If" what?

Viki: If I knew exactly where you stood with Dorian.

Dorian: Perhaps Clint would like to answer that question for me, too.

Matthew: Straight flush.

Bo: Whoa.

Nigel: Very impressive,` young man.

Asa: Where did you learn to play poker, Matthew?

Matthew: Duke gave me a crash course at the bachelor party. I really got into it. Me and my friends have been playing every Friday night ever since.

Nigel: You think you can beat your old grandpa?

Matthew: Maybe.

Asa: We'll see. Deal.

Matthew: If I win another hand, though, will you do something for me?

Asa: Do what?

Matthew: Stop talking bad things abut the Cramers.

Asa: There's an exception for every rule.

Matthew: What about Kelly?

Asa: Two exceptions.

Matthew: Well, if you're wrong about them, how do you know you're not wrong about Dr. Lord?

Asa: Matthew/here's one thing I do know -- I know about women.

Bo: Yeah, he's been married 13 times, son.

Asa: Well, at least, if that's true, makes me an expert, Matthew.

Matthew: Yeah, well, I may not be an expert, but I did have a girlfriend once, so it's not like I'm totally clueless.

Bo: You had a girlfriend?

Matthew: Wasn't a big deal. It was only for a few weeks anyway.

Bo: So, you know, what'd you learn from the experience?

Matthew: It's pretty simple. If you're nice to the girl, then they'll be nice back to you. So, maybe if you're nicer Dr. Lord, she'll be nicer to you.

Asa: Are you here to or play? Jacks high, your bet.

Matthew: I'm getting sick and tired of playing for peanuts and pistachios. Let's make this interesting.

Lois: Mrs. Davidson, I'm so sorry.

Viki: Don't worry about it, Lois. Thank you very much. So, Dorian, what can I do for you today?

Dorian: Clint, I went over to Asa's to find you. I got an earful for my trouble.

Clint: Oh, I'm sorry. I'll have a word with my father.

Viki: Well, I'll just excuse myself. So, Dorian, you're here so often, you should probably leave a toothbrush -- not.

Dorian: I wanted to give you your Christmas present before it lost all meaning.

Clint: Should I open it now?

Dorian: If you like.

Clint: Ah -- a pencil.

Dorian: I thought perhaps some day if you had some time, you might pencil me in. Uh-huh. If Adriana can find it in her heart to give me a second chance, why can't you?

Clint: Dorian, I'm happy that Adriana has forgiven you.

Dorian: You haven't answered my question. You have forgiven Viki so many times for so many things. Am I not worthy of the same? Am I just wasting my time here, or is there something worth fighting for?

Antonio: Drink.

Claudia: Thanks.

Antonio: I'll take it from here.

Maid: I hope you feel better, miss.

Antonio: So, how you feeling?

Claudia: Like someone stuffed me in a sack and rolled me down a mountain.

Antonio: Hm how much did you have to drink last night?

Claudia: Not enough. Used to be I could toss back a few and convince myself I still stood a chance with Nash. But, last night, even drunk, I couldn't buy that lie. There isn't enough booze in the world to do that.

Antonio: Oh. I think you need help, Claudia.

Claudia: No. I'm over him. I don't need to drink anymore.

Antonio: Today.

Claudia: Ever. Nash will never give me what I need -- I know that now.

Antonio: Nash isn't the reason why you drink, Claudia. You have an illness, and if you don't get help, you're going to destroy your life. You need to go to rehab.

Jessica: Oh.

Nash: Put these on.

Jessica: No. You need -

Nash: Don't argue with me.

Nash: Can't live without me, huh?

Jessica: Well, having a child with somebody will do that to you.

Nash: Oh, and there I thought I was just a fixer-upper.

Jessica: What is that supposed to mean?

Nash: Come on, you tell me who I can be friends with. You have your husband bailing me out, you interfere in my love life. Admit it -- I'm a project to you.

Jessica: Well, excuse me if I want the father of my daughter to be happy.

Nash: You know, has it occurred to you that maybe what you want my life to be like and what I want my life to be like aren't the same thing?

Marcie: I don't understand. Is there something you want to tell me?

Adriana: Oh, oh, it's -- it's just that --

Rex: Uh -- Adriana's underwear.

Marcie: What? Her what -- what?

Rex: Line. Her underwear line.

Adriana: Ahem.

Rex: She and Layla are starting a company -- And they make underwear.

Marcie: Oh.

Adriana: Yeah, it's -- it's called EXPOSED.

Marcie: Wow. Yeah, it's great.

Adriana: We could send you some samples.

Marcie: Yeah? Yeah, that'd be wonderful. You have my address, right?

Adriana: Yeah. Marcie because I got to go. I have to go see Michael and pick up Tommy

Adriana: Oh I will be there. Rex and I are going to go visit Blair

Marcie: Yeah. Losing a baby like that, it's just heartbreaking, you know? But just give her my best and tell her she's in my prayers and Michael's, too.

Adriana: I will.

Marcie: Great. All right, I'll see you guys soon.

Adriana: See you. Bye.

Rex: Man, that was close.

Adriana: Too close. It's going to be like this, Rex, every day, lying.

Rex: And we're okay with it because we did the right thing.

Adriana: W if knowing that makes us any less guilty.

Blair: Hmm.

Todd: Are you sure you want to be here?

Blair: Yeah. I just wanted some fresh air and I wanted to see the sky.

Todd: It's not too cold for you?

Blair: No. No.

Todd: I don't know how to fix this, Blair.

Blair: Me, either, to but we can figure it out together.

Clint. Should I just turn around and leave? Dorian, I don't know. I don't know if there's anything that I can say that will satisfy you.

Dorian: Do you need more time to figure out how you feel?

Clint: I do, yeah.

Dorian: Fine. Take all the time you need, but know this -- I'm not giving up on us.

Viki: Still here, huh?

Dorian: I was just leaving.

Clint: No, no, no, no. Um -- please, I'm going to be the one to leave.

Viki: Clint! We haven't finished our conversation.

Clint: It'll keep. Believe me. So, goodbye, ladies. Excuse me.

Viki: Dorian, can there possibly be anything left for us to say?

Dorian: You just bet there is.

Carlotta: Ah. But you and your mother are making progress, right? So --

Adriana: Yeah.

Carlotta: That's the most important thing.

Adriana: It may not last too long, so don't get too excited.

Carlotta: She is set in her ways. So if she's making an attempt to change, however small, that says a lot for her.

Adriana: Yeah. Ready to go?

Rex: Yep.

Carlotta: Bye.

Claudia: So I'm in?

Antonio: They're expecting you tonight.

Claudia: My father had such high hopes for me. Out of rehab wasn't part of that dream.

Antonio: You're making the right move, Claudia.

Claudia: Well, I wasn't going to get any better here with Nash and no friends. I don't deserve you.

Antonio: You know, I used to think the same way you do. I thought that I would never have the good things in life, that I was destined to be alone, but you'll turn things around just like I did.

Nash: So tell me, what does this perfect Nash of yours look like, huh? Does he live in Llanview? Have a house? White picket fence? Kids?

Jessica: I'll know him when I see him.

Nash: Hmm. Well, then keep on staring, honey bunny, because if you don't like what you see, then don't hold your breath.

Jessica: Well, if I'm so off the mark then what is it that you want?

Nash: There's no getting what I want.

Jessica: Right. Tess is gone.

Nash: Oh, don't throw Tess' name in my face.

Jessica: I'll talk about what you want. We both know what that means.

Nash: If you care about me as much as you say you do, then back off. Give me time to learn to want something else.

Viki: Ok, go ahead.

Dorian: I have been thinking over what you said to me the other day.

Viki: And what was it I was trying to do to you?

Dorian: I think that you are willing to put up and fight to keep Clint away from me.

Viki: Do you?

Dorian: Yes. Because you didn't say that when I asked you if you were trying to get him, you evaded. You wouldn't answer one way or the other.

Viki: Recall, I told you it was none of your business, and it still isn't.

Dorian: I think the most likely reason is that you cannot stand to see me happy. No. This is not about love. This is about petty jealousy.

Viki: Dorian, you are so completely off the wall.

Bo: Too rich for my blood. I'll fold.

Nigel: As will I.

Matthew: Look it's just me and Grandpa, then.

Bo: Your girlfriend's honor.

Clint: Dorian?

Bo: Well, yeah, why, is there another one in the running? Is Viki back in the running?

Asa: I win. I got all the peanuts, red, green -- and I get to pick your next girlfriend.

Matthew: And if I win, you have to apologize to Dr. Lord.

Asa: That's why I'm not going to lose. Aces over. Beat 'em.

Marcie: I'm sorry to interrupt. I wanted to show Tommy the birch grove. You know, that's my favorite part of the grounds.

Blair: Hmm. Mine, too.

Marcie: I'm sorry to hear about what happened. If there's anything I can do, just let me know.

Blair: May I hold him?

Marcie: Sure.

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