OLTL Transcript Friday 1/6/06

One Life to Live Transcript Friday 1/6/06


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Evangeline: Ah, come on.  Can't be that bad.

Antonio: Worse.

Evangeline: What is it?

Antonio: A restraining order.

Evangeline: All right, fine, Antonio, don't take my advice.  But I'm telling you, getting a restraining order against Nash Brennan is not going to keep him from going after Tess.

Antonio: I'm not the one who did it.

Evangeline: Then who did?

Antonio: Good question.  And the next question is, why?

Nash: You're worried about Antonio busting in.

Tess: Yes, I am.  I mean, that's what he always does.  He comes busting in, and then he babbles on about this great love that he has for Jessica to make her come out, and it's sick.

Nash: Yeah, well, I'm here now, so if he wants Jessica back, he's going to have to fight his way through me, all right?

Tess: Well, he's going to have to fight his way through me, too, but sometimes I can't beat her, especially when he's around.  And the first thing he's going to want to do is run out and get this daddy test to prove that this baby is theirs.

Nash: Well, that's why we're going to beat them to it.  We'll get the test done and end this thing once and for all.

Dorian: Ok.  This should do the trick.  Vanilla, chocolate, and coffee.

Adriana: What are we supposed to do with that?

Dorian: Eat our troubles away.

Adriana: Like that'll work.

Dorian: Sweetheart, I thought you wanted to break up with Duke.

Adriana: I did.

Dorian: So, I guess I can assume that your mood is attributable to Rex.  Did things not work out with him?

Adriana: When I went to his place to see him, he was with another girl.

Roxy: So let me get this straight.  Adriana walked in on you and that hot assistant manager, huh?

Rex: It was an accident.

Roxy: Oh, what, she fell all over you?

Rex: Look, I could use a little motherly support here, ok?  Like someone to tell me I'm not the big jerk I think I am.

Roxy: Don't look at me.  You know what you need, you big jerk?

Rex: Rocky road.

Rex: That is my life.

Roxy: I'm talking ice cream, honey.

Rex: It won't help.  Nothing will.  My love life's a train wreck.

Roxy: You think yours is bad?  Natalie's love life is a nuclear disaster.

Natalie's voice: No matter what anybody says, no matter what you do, as of right now, in my heart, I am no longer your wife.

Rourke: Chin down.  Hands up.  All right, now make it hurt.  Hey.  I didn't say to kill it.

John: Didn't say not to.

Rourke: Come on, what's up?  A fight with that pretty redhead of yours?

John: She's not mine.  And she doesn't want to be.

Rourke: That's a tough break.  But what you need is a few rounds in the ring.  It's too bad we don't got no sparring partner for you.

Cristian: Will I do?

Natalie: You know what, Roxy?  When you're right, you're right.  Our love life is radioactive.

Roxy: Hey, baby, don't worry.  You got no problems.  I mean, you know, you never have a problem finding a guy.  What you do have a problem with is that you got two guys.

Rex: Change the subject, mom.

Roxy: I can't, honey, I'm just on a track.  Why is it that my two gorgeous kids cannot get this love thing straight?

Rex: Oh, and you're so blissfully happy?

Roxy: Well, you know, I always hit a rough patch around New Year's.  Histrionically.

Rex: I --

Roxy: You know, every year.

Natalie: "Historically."

Roxy: I know, I just said that.

Natalie: Are you and Nigel having problems?

Roxy: I don't want to talk about that, ok?  You notice I went on that cruise by myself, though.

Rex: Yeah, next year I'm going to go on that gambling cruise with you.  This way, if things go wrong, I can just, you know, jump overboard.

Roxy: No such luck.  They got security paroling the decks.  You know, if you lose your shirt, they want to make sure that you don't do any deep-sea diving.

Natalie: Sounds cheery.

Roxy: It is if you win.  Hey, Nat, you're dragging yourself around.  What's going on?

Natalie: I don't know.  I don't know which is worse.  I mean, Cristian hypnotizing me, trying to make me forget that the last two years happened --

Roxy: No, no, no.  That's no good.  That's how Nige and I hooked up.

Rex: Mom.

Roxy: What, what?  Go on, honey.

Natalie: I don't know.  It's just, Cristian's really pressuring me.  And then John -- he's doing nothing.  You know, he -- he broods all day, gets angry at everyone else, and then just acts like --

Rex: The whole thing never happened.

Natalie: Yeah.  Yeah, it's like all the fight has gone out of him.

Roxy: Hey, baby, it could have been worse.  He could have walked in on you half naked with a waitress.

Natalie: What?

Rex: Adriana walked in -- me in a -- a bad moment.

Roxy: "Bad" meaning "good," if you know what I mean.

Natalie: You idiot!

Rex: Ow.

Dorian: Sweetheart, I know you're suffering, but maybe it's for the best.  Rex is a cad, and believe me, I know a cad when I see one.

Adriana: I thought he changed.

Dorian: For you?  I mean, not that you're not worth it.

Adriana: He was different on New Year's.  We were stranded in his car.

Dorian: There's a recipe for disaster.

Adriana: I told you we didn't do it.  Which is why I thought it meant something.  I'm so stupid sometimes.

Dorian: No, you're not.  Honey, there are plenty of other young men out there who are far more worthy than Rex.

Adriana: Not Duke.  Not anymore.

Dorian: Maybe it's not too late.  It's always smart to keep a man in reserve, even if he happens to be a Buchanan.

Adriana: Mom, I'm not going to go back to Duke because I caught Rex with another girl.  I'd rather be alone than be with somebody that I don't want to be with.  I sound like an idiot.

Dorian: No, you don't.  Not at all.  I mean, I know you -- you thought that you wanted to be with Rex.

Adriana: That's the thing, mom.  I still do.

Dorian: Honey, look at me.

Adriana: Why?  So you can tell me what a loser I am?  Because you're right.  I really screwed up.

Dorian: No, you didn't.  Not at all.  I think you did the right thing.  I'm proud of you.  I don't know if I would have had that much courage.

Adriana: But you did -- when you wouldn't take David back.

Dorian: And now look at us.  Alone, together, fighting off the temptation to gobble up 100,000 calories worth of ice cream.  Sweetheart, we are going to get through this.  And do you know why?

Adriana: Oh, let me guess.  We're Cramer women.

Dorian: That's right.  We're tough, we're strong.

Adriana: I don't feel very strong right now.

Clint: I'm glad to see my little brother finally got off his lazy butt and went back to work.

Bo: You know, some of us actually do work. We can't take off in the afternoons for 4:00 tea time.

Clint: Glad to see you got your sense of humor back, too.

Bo: Well, I think both of us are going to have to be at the top of our game in this family, the way things are going.  How's Kev doing?

Clint: Uh -- well, good.  The fever's down.  But with that and, you know, pa getting snockered on New Year's eve --

Bo: Yeah.  What is up with that?

Clint: I don't know.

Bo: I -- Matthew heard me telling Paige about it, and now he's got all these questions.

Clint: Mm-hmm, and he doesn't need that with his mom in the hospital.  Is there any change?

Bo: No, not really.  Nora's not any better, but she's not any worse, either, so --

Clint: Oh.

Bo: Tell me a little about your expression there.  Is it Jessica?

Clint: Tess is back in the driver's seat.  Now, we know that she hasn't gone far, but you know, she's holed up somewhere with Nash Brennan.  And we got to get to her and find out what caused this D.I.D. If we don't, Bo, I think I've lost my daughter for good.

Tess: Why do we have to get this baby tested?  I mean, we already know that the kid is ours.

Nash: Well, so what are you worried about?

Tess: Well, I'm -- what if it's not ours?  I mean, I know the odds are in our favor, but Jessica always wins.  Even when I think that I can just be me, she always swoops in and takes over.

Nash: That's why we're going to do this test.

Tess: Because you want me to disappear?

Nash: No, I don't want you to disappear.  I want you full-time, not just when Jessica's weak or Antonio's not around.

Tess: What if this baby is theirs?

Nash: Even if this baby is ours, we're still going to have a fight on our hands, because of that thing that happened way back when you were little.

Tess: I don't want to talk about that.

Nash: We have to.  Tess, is there some kind of a secret?

Tess: Yeah.

Nash: And you know what it is?

Tess: I do.

Nash: Then tell me what it is.  What's your secret?

Antonio: I'm afraid that Brennan could be a serious threat to Jessica.  Look, nobody takes out a restraining order for no reason.

Evangeline: There could be a lot of reasons for it.

Antonio: Well, none good.  Look, I'm going to find out who's behind this, but first I need to find Jessica.

Evangeline: I don't envy you.  If there's anything I can do --

Antonio: Thanks, but I'm good.

Evangeline: Are you sure?

Antonio: I just want this whole thing to be over.  I -- I want Jessica to be healthy, and I just want it to go back to being me and Jessica.  If anyone would understand, it would be you.

Evangeline: Yeah, well, I hope it works out for you, Antonio. I mean, somebody around here has got to be happy, right?

Antonio: Yes.

Evangeline: Hey.

Antonio: Hey.

Layla: Hey.  Are you stealing my lunch date?

Antonio: No, no.  She's -- she's all yours.

Layla: Good, because she's paying.

Evangeline: Yeah.

Layla: How's that cute little angel doing?

Antonio: She's awesome.  She actually made you a little something in preschool, so stop by and pick it up when you get a chance.

Layla: I will be there.

Antonio: All right.

Layla: Ok.

Evangeline: See you.

Antonio: Bye.

Layla: You know what you want?

Evangeline: I'm not hungry.

Layla: Trial going that bad?

Evangeline: I nailed my opening argument.  But so did Hugh Hughes.

Layla: Oh, come on, sis.  You can try a double murder in your sleep.

Evangeline: Maybe I'll have an espresso.

Layla: This isn't about the case at all.  You're thinking about John again.

Evangeline: Only because I keep running into him all the time.

Cristian: Don't you want to fight me?

Rourke: We're talking sparring here.

Cristian: So what do you say?

John: Go ahead, glove up.

Dorian: I know just the thing that's going to make you feel lots, lots better.

Adriana: Ice cream's melting.

Dorian: Oh -- forget the ice cream.  I am talking major pampering.  St. Bart's.  Let's go to a spa.  Let's do the beach/shopping thing.

Adriana: You know, I think I'm going to stay here and tough it out.

Dorian: Are you sure?

Adriana: Yes.  Thank you.  But if you want to go --

Dorian: What?  Me go to St. Bart's without you?

Adriana: Yeah.  Celebrate.  You must be thrilled.  I got rid of duke and rex all in one day.

Dorian: Honey, I hate to see you like this.  I love you.  I really do.  You believe that, don't you?

Adriana: I love you, too, mom.

Viki: Dorian, I -- oh.  Oh, I'm -- I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to interrupt.  I --

Dorian: That's perfectly all right, Viki.  What are you doing here?

Viki: June let me in.

Dorian: June who?

Viki: Your housekeeper.

Adriana: Mom, the latest one.

Dorian: June.

Adriana: Mm-hmm, June.

Viki: Ahem -- you know what?  I'm going to come back later.

Adriana: You know, I -- I have to go anyway.

Dorian: But -- um -- do come in.

Viki: Thank you, thank you.  Dorian, is -- is everything ok?

Dorian: Everything is wonderful.

Viki: Oh, good, good.

Dorian: And what do you want, Viki?

Viki: Well, I -- I wanted to thank you for the beautiful scarf you gave me for Christmas.

Dorian: I already got your thank-you note.

Viki: Yeah -- actually, I also wanted to thank you, you know, for helping Clint deal with Niki Smith on New Year's Eve.

Dorian: I didn't have much to do with it.  It was all Clint's doing -- when he planted that big kiss on you.

Natalie: I thought you cared about Adriana.

Rex: I do.

Natalie: And then what's the point in slumming around with some waitress?

Roxy: You know, that's a real good question.

Rex: Hey, Nina's a nice girl.  I already told you that.

Natalie: Nina?  Nina, your assistant manager Nina?  That's who aAdriana walked in on you with?

Rex: We weren't doing anything.

Natalie: Oh, yeah?  Enough to piss her off.

Rex: She doesn't give a damn about me anyway.

Natalie: Well, yeah -- now.

Rex: I went over to talk to her before.  I heard her telling her mom how I'm the wrong kind of guy for her, how I'm just this loser she should stay away from.

Roxy: You know, maybe she meant that in a good way.  Hey, I'm just trying to be supportive.

Natalie: And what did Adriana have to say when you asked her about it?

Rex: I didn't.

Natalie: Why?

Rex: Because she's right.  She's better off without me.

Natalie: What is it with you men?  Oh, my God!  Why is it that you think keeping us in the dark is so much better for us?  You know what?  You're all a bunch of stupid neanderthals.

John: So how's it going?

Rourke: Keep up, Johnny.  Step up.  Keep your feet moving.

Cristian: Natalie's going for a no-fault divorce, so it's pretty much over.

John: Yeah?  Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

Cristian: Yeah, right.  I believe that.

John: Ooh!

Evangeline: I ran into John at court today.

Layla: Weird?

Evangeline: Weird only because I saw him New Year's and everything was cool.  I mean, we were just talking without all the stuff.  And it was almost like we could be friends.  Almost.

Layla: And this morning?

Evangeline: Nothing.  Nothing.  One minute we're fine, the next minute we're miles apart for no reason at all.

Layla: Except that you were crazy in love with him.

Evangeline: I hate it.

Layla: Who wouldn't?  Especially a control freak like yourself.

Evangeline: What, is that you trying to make me feel better?  Is that what you're doing?

Layla: It's one thing to want to control everything and everybody around you, but when you can't control yourself --

Evangeline: I can control myself.  I just can't control my feelings.

Layla: Because you've got no one to go to.  Honey, what you need is a new man.

[Phone rings]

Antonio: It's about time.  Did you find Jessica?

Nash: Tell me, Tess, what is it that Jessica couldn't handle?

Tess: Why do you keep pushing me on this?

Nash: Because I love you.  Because I love you, and somebody hurt you, and I want to know who.

Tess: Well, somebody hurt you and you're not telling me what happened.

Nash: Ok, stop trying to turn it around.  This is important.  If you could just tell me what it is that happened, so many questions would be answered.

Tess: Because it'll just be the beginning of more problems.

Nash: No, it won't.  That's what you thought when you were keeping all that split personality stuff from me.  You thought I'd stop loving you, but I didn't.  I still love you.  And I will.  All right, you can tell me anything.  You don't have to be afraid.

Clint: Hardest thing I've ever done is watching Jessie go through this and not being able to help.

Bo: I know.

Clint: Yeah.  Like you and Matthew.

Bo: It breaks my heart to see this little guy sitting there with Nora every day just waiting for her to wake up.

Clint: You just want to go in there and fix it for them.

Bo: Yeah, I know, we both do, but, you know, neither one of us can, so --

Clint: If only I knew what happened to Jessica when she was a little girl, what happened to cause her to split into this Tess.

Bo: Are you any closer to finding out?

Clint: Well, not now.  You know, we've run into a wall.

Bo: How's Viki holding up?

Clint: Not so good.

Bo: Is it her heart?

Clint: No, it's -- she's ok where that's concerned.  It's -- the problem is Niki Smith.

Bo: I thought Viki was cured.

Clint: Yeah, well, so did I, but I guess not.  So anyway, Tess said that she would only speak to Niki about Jessica's secret.  And Viki, of course, gets this bright idea, and she wants to bring Niki out, which she does.  But the only thing we get out of Niki is that, yeah, she took Jessica with her when she went to all these bars.  But Niki said that -- she claims she doesn't know what happened.  On the other hand, Tess claims that she does know.

Bo: Do you believe her?

Clint: I don't know.  But Viki does.  She thinks that's why Niki survived the integration.  She wanted to bring her out again, but we talked her out of that.  But, you know, on New Year's Eve, Niki came out by herself and she caused quite a scene at The Palace bar.  Now, we got Viki back, but it took some serious action to do it.

Bo: What'd you do?

Viki: You -- you saw Clint kiss Niki?

Dorian: It was a little hard to miss.  The whole bar saw the two of you going at it.

Viki: Oh, come on, Dorian, it wasn't me.  And -- and we were hardly going at it.  I mean, he only did it to get rid of Niki.

Dorian: You hardly slapped him when you came to.

Viki: But I didn't know what was going on, you know.  I mean, I was confused.  I --

Dorian: So, the kiss had no effect on you at all?

Viki: No!  Good heavens.  Dorian, come on.  Clint and I have been divorced for years.  I mean, we're -- you know, we're friends.  Not even that most of the time.

Dorian: You mean like right now?

Viki: Oh, yeah.  He's very, very angry with me for getting you to bring out Niki Smith.  I mean, he hates her, you know, with good reason.

Dorian: Oh, she's not wild about him, either.  In fact, she suggested that I date him.

Viki: What?

Dorian: Yeah, on New Year's Eve.

Viki: Oh.

Dorian: Yeah, she -- she told me I should "go for it."

[Viki laughs]

Viki: Well, she was probably trying to get Clint out of her own hair, right?

Dorian: Yeah, probably.  But you know something, Viki?  After giving it, you know, some thought, I've decided that maybe I will take Niki up on her advice.

Viki: What do you mean?

Dorian: Well, I need a new man in my life, and Clint is certainly the most interesting man in Llanview.

Evangeline: I don't need a new man, I don't need an old man, I don't need any kind of man at all.

Layla: Mm-hmm.

Evangeline: "Uh-huh"?  What is -- what is that?

Layla: Like the time you wanted to win the state tennis championship back in high school or run for student council or --

Evangeline: This isn't like that, Layla.

Layla: It is like that.  You were always, "I don't care if I win.  I don't care if I pass the college boards."  And then you'd write in your diary how you wanted it so --

Evangeline: What, you read my diary?

Layla: Not all the time.  Actually, it was really boring.  You seriously needed a life back in high school, like you do now.

Evangeline: I have a life.  I'm arguing a huge case.

Layla: Hugh?  Hmm, did you say "Hugh?"  Like in that handsome guy you're up against?

Evangeline: "Huge," Layla.

Layla: Speaking of Hugh --

Evangeline: Which we are not.

Layla: You know, he has this Clark Kent thing going on, like he's going to take off those glasses and pull open his shirt and flash that big red s on his manly chest.

Evangeline: Oh, my God.  You must have an amazing fantasy life.

Layla: Well, I'm right, aren't I?

Evangeline: He's the enemy.

Hugh is the enemy, and I don't date the enemy.

Layla: Ok.  Well, how about Dr. Phil?  Jamison?  He's cute, don't you think?

Evangeline: No, no, he's beautiful, and he's also the kind of guy you have a relationship with. I don't need a relationship in my life right now.

Layla: Ok -- who's talking about a relationship?  I'm just talking about getting --

Evangeline: Layla, I know what you're talking about.  I know, I got it.

Layla: But --

Evangeline: Stop.  Not -- no.  Zip it, or I'm going to start grilling you.  And you know what happens when I start grilling you, because this is what I do for a living. Why don't you have a boyfriend, huh?  Uh-huh -- what, what?

Layla: Waitress?

Evangeline: What are you going to say about that?

Antonio: Thanks for the info.  I'll take it from here.

Nash: You can tell me anything, you know that.

Tess: I want to.

Nash: And do.

Tess: I can't.

Nash: You can't?  Look, you know I love you, right?

Tess: Yes, I love you, too, so much.

Nash: Ok, good.  Well, when there's a love thing, there's supposed to be a trust thing.  You know, like -- like when you close your eyes and fall backwards and you trust the person to catch you.  I'll catch you, all right?  Whatever it is, whatever you did, whatever was done to you, I'll catch you.

Tess: Well, you make it sound so easy.

Nash: No, it's not, I know that, but you can do it.  It'll make you feel better.

Tess: I have had this secret my whole, entire life.  I have never told a soul.  Jessica doesn't know what it is, and she lives inside my head.  If I can't tell her, how am I supposed to tell you?

Nash: Because I'm the one who doesn't want you to disappear.

Tess: That's exactly it.  I can't say this out loud.  The second Jessica knows, then she won't need me anymore, and I'll be over.

Nash: No, you're never going to be over as long as I'm here.  Besides, Jessica's still going to need you.  She'll need you to deal with this as much as she needed you when she created you.

Tess: No, she won't.  She'll have all those Buchanans around everywhere, and they'll make sure she's ok and take care of her, and they'll shove me into the background.  Just like they did Niki Smith.

Nash: So what's the alternative?  We're going to keep on going like we have been?

Tess: Well, I don't see that we have any other choice.

Rourke: Don't let him crowd you, Johnny.  Back him up.  Back him up!  Hey, you're good.  You could make money on this.

Cristian: I already got a gig.

Rourke: Don't tell me -- another cop.

Cristian: No, I'm an artist.

Rourke: An artist?  Come on, Johnny.  He's an artist.

John: Enough.  So the divorce is a done deal, huh?

Cristian: Still hoping?

John: She doesn't want me.

Cristian: That's right.  Because she thinks you're the scum that you are.

John: Yeah, well, I don't think she thinks a lot of you, either.

Rourke: Time, time, time!  Time.  You got great timing.  Fighter's instinct.  You call me if you change your mind.  See you tomorrow.

John: You want to go some more?

Cristian: Let the better man win.

John: Sure you're up to it?

Cristian: You?  I'm a woman, so I have curves.

Evangeline: Um -- hello?  What's up with you?  What's up with your love life, layla?

Layla: I didn't come to Llanview to hook up with guys.

Evangeline: Well, you sure hooked up with Antonio pretty quickly.

Layla: I was pretending to be his girlfriend.  It's called acting, get it?

Evangeline: Get it, just don't buy it.

Layla: Oh, are you calling me a bad actor?

Evangeline: Excuse me, the term is actress.

Layla: Ok, you really do need to get out more.

Evangeline: Like you do?

Layla: Oh -- now I'm on the witness stand?

Evangeline: Objection -- could you just answer the question, yes or no?

Layla: And I thought I was all about work.

Evangeline: So you would expect us to believe that you were helping Antonio out of the kindness of your heart, like a friend?

Layla: Yeah, and I think you should be glad, because I made it a whole lot easier for you to get Jamie back for him.

Evangeline: Well, I actually am glad.  I'm glad that Jamie's back with Antonio, and, you know, she should be there with her family.  I can't believe R.J.

Layla: Another ex.  You really know how to pick them.

Evangeline: Layla, why does everything have to become about the men I've been involved with?

Layla: No, it's about the ones you're going to be involved with.  Oh, no, I know -- you've already hung the "no men allowed" sign.  But we'll just have to find one who doesn't play by the rules.

Evangeline: I have to get back to court.  Can you pay the bill, please?  Thank you.

Layla: I love you.

Adriana: Is your sister all right?

Layla: She's a mess.  But you don't look so hot yourself.

Adriana: Thanks.  Makes me feel so much better.

Layla: I know what would.  Not that we're best friends or anything, but if you want to talk about it --

Adriana: Can we do it over a hot fudge sundae?

Roxy: Ok, a little O.T.B. to dull the pain.  Doesn't work quite as well as schnapps, though. 

Rex: I think you mean T.L.C.

Roxy: Oh, yeah, that sounds good, too.  Ok. All right, here.  Oh, damn, I forgot the spoons.

Natalie: It's all right, he doesn't need a spoon.

Rex: Oh, because I'm such a neanderthal?

[Roxy snorts]

Natalie: Yeah.  You and just about every other guy I know.  You know, I don't know what's worse, hooking up with some girl on the side or keeping a secret for a dead husband.  Or how about this?  How about being the dead husband and not wanting to sign divorce papers?

Rex: It's not like I did anything to you.

Natalie: Oh, you're guilty by association.  You know, I don't know -- do these two guys just think they're going to come and hit me upside the head with their clubs and drag me off to their cave?

Roxy: Oh, I wish some guy would do that to me.

Natalie: Shut up, Roxy.

Roxy: Whoa, excuse me.

Natalie: You know what?  He can paint all the pictures he wants, but it's not going to change a thing.

Roxy: Did he ever paint a mural of you?

Natalie: Doesn't matter.  It's over.  All I need is one stamp from one judge.  He'll be out of my life for good.

Roxy: Are you sure that's the way you want it?

Natalie: Why does everybody keep asking me that?

Roxy: Because I may be a little fuzzy about the details, but one thing I'm clear about -- the two of you are getting punched in the face by love.

Cristian: What about Evangeline?

John: I ain't talking to you about Evangeline.

Cristian: Yeah, right.  Because you still think you got a chance with Natalie.

John: Let me ask you something.  You ever get tired of being wrong?  Whoa!  Why don't you tell me what's really bothering you?

Cristian: You know what's bothering me?  You still want Natalie.

John: You don't know anything about me.  And you have no idea what I want.

Cristian: You're not going to give up.

John: Why don't you shut up and box?

Cristian: Fine by me.


Rourke: Hey.  Hey!  Hey, you two.  You ain't going 12 rounds here!  Now, both of you, out of here, before you kill each other.

Cristian: Thanks for the workout.

John: Anytime.

Viki: You want to date clint?

Dorian: I'm seriously toying with the possibility.

Viki: Well, that's ridiculous!  I mean, what about David?

Dorian: David who?

Viki: The love-of-your-life David.

Dorian: Oh, that David.  He's dead.

Viki: Dorian, come on.  He's begging you to take him back.

Dorian: He left me at the altar.

Viki: Yeah, well, you know, David does that.  I mean, he makes mistakes.  He messes things up, but he loves you and you know that.  And you love him, too.

Dorian: He publicly humiliated me.  No man has ever hurt me that much.

Viki: Clint -- how can you even think about going out with somebody else so soon?

Dorian: Clint is not "somebody else."  I dated him before you did.  You're jealous.

Viki: I'm not jealous.  I have no interest in Clint.

Dorian: But you don't want me dating him.

Viki: No, I -- no, I don't.

Dorian: Oh, well, I don't care what you think.  I'm going to ask him out.

Viki: Well, fine.  Well, what did you bother asking my opinion for?

Dorian: Out of respect.

Viki: Ugh.

Dorian: But I don't need your permission.  The two of you are divorced.

Viki: You know, he doesn't really like you very much.

Dorian: Oh, we're getting along famously now.

Viki: Oh, yeah, because you had a couple of drinks to discuss Niki Smith.

Dorian: Oh.  You're jealous.

Viki: No, I'm not jealous.  I just think that you are completely wrong for Clint.

Dorian: Well, nonetheless, I'm going to ask him out on a date.

Viki: Do you seriously think he's going to say yes?

Dorian: Do you seriously think he's going to say no?

Viki: Fine.  Fine, ask him out.  I don't care.  Marry him for all I care, you know?  Because I don't, you know.  I mean, I don't care.

Bo: So, come on, what's the rest of the story?

Clint: What story?

Bo: About you kissing Viki at New Year's.

Clint: No, no, Niki -- I kissed Niki to try and bring Viki back out.

Bo: Well, how was it?

Clint: It worked.  Niki's gone.

Bo: Well, yeah, but about the kiss.  How was the kiss?

Clint: Oh, that -- no, no, that wasn't anything at all.

Bo: Well, are you sure about that?

Clint: Are you trying to stir things up here?

Bo: No.  Well, hey, you look like you're a little stirred up already.

Clint: I never cared for Niki.  You know that.

Bo: But you were married to Viki.

Clint: Yeah.  Now we're divorced.  Bo, I just got separated from Dallas.  I'm not looking to jump into anything with anybody, and that includes Viki.

Bo: Well, you know, for a guy that doesn't care -- I mean, you're being awfully defensive.

Clint: Yeah, I know, I know.  I'm a little bit on edge, but my plate is full.  And the first thing I got to do is find a way to help Jessica.

Tess: I'm -- I want to help, I really do, but --

Nash: Then let me help you. Tell me.

Tess: This secret is the only thing that I have to keep me from disappearing into Jessica.

Nash: You have me.  You're not going to disappear.

Tess: Well, everybody else wants me to.  And, you know, why not?  Because Jessica's sweet and she's perfect and -- I drink, and I smoke, and I sleep around, and --

Nash: Not anymore.  Not since you met me, have you?

Tess: Nash, I have not been with anybody else since I barged into your apartment in New York.  I swear it.  You believe me, right?

Nash: Yeah, I do.  I know it.

Tess: That doesn't change who I am.  I'm still rude and selfish and nasty and --

Nash: Wonderful. I wouldn't change you if I could.  And I sure as hell wouldn't choose Jessica over you.

Tess: You're twisted.

Nash: Hmm.  Then we're twisted together.  But we work. We work together.

Tess: Yes, when we're together.

Nash: Well, I'm never letting you go, no matter what.

[Knock on door]

Antonio: I know you guys are in there, so why don't you just make it easy on all of us and open the door?

Tess: What are we going to do?

Nash: What we always do.  We're going to let him in.

Bo: What can I do to help with Jessica?

Clint: Well, Bo, I'll let you know when I think of something.  Right now I'm at a loss.

Bo: Well, I got to get going.  I'm late meeting Paige.

Clint: Ok, you give her my best.  And tell me again, how did a bum like you end up with a lovely lady like that?

Bo: You know, I could ask you the same question.

Clint: Well, you're right, there.  Dallas was a little too good for me.

Bo: Mm-hmm.  But I'm talking about Viki.

Clint: I want you to lighten up.

Bo: All right, all right.  I'll see you -- I'll see you later.

Viki: Oh.

Clint: Oh.  Viki --

Viki: Clint.

Tess: What, are you some kind of freak?  Why do you keep on stalking us?  Why can't you just leave us alone?

Antonio: Call me what you want to call me.  All right?  I've just got one question for you.  Why did someone take out a restraining order on you?

Clint: Viki, what -- what are you doing here?

Viki: I came to talk to Bo about Jessica.  You know, I still haven't heard from her.  Have you?

Clint: No, if I -- if I would have, I would have called you.  But I'm going to keep on looking.

Viki: Thank you.  Ahem -- I -- I wanted to thank you for, you know, chasing after Niki Smith on New Year's Eve.

Clint: Yeah.  Not a big deal.

Viki: No, right, right.  I mean, the kiss was just to bring me back, I know.

Clint: Yeah.  Funny, though, isn't it, that a kiss from me could do that.

Viki: Don't you go thinking you have any kind of power over me.

Clint: No.

Man: Victoria Davidson?

Viki: Yeah?  Yes?

Man: You just saved me a trip.  You've been served.

Layla: So, what's going on?

Adriana: You don't even want to know.

Layla: Try me.

Adriana: We don't like each other, remember?

Layla: Oh, come on.  I am so over that if you are.  Ok, since we're friends now, spill.

Adriana: Rex Balsom.

Layla: What did he do?

Adriana: He made me fall for him, that's what.

Roxy: Ok, kids, listen up.  Love is like poker.  You got to know when to hold, you got to know when to fold, you got to know when to --

Rex: Would that be Texas hold 'em or five-card stud?

Natalie: You know, I think you've played enough stud.  I think it's time for me to walk away from the table.

On the next "One Life to Live" --

Kevin: Do you have romantic feelings for Kelly?

Viki: I've been subpoenaed.  I was called to testify against you.

Nash: About the restraining order -- it's not a story . It's true.

John: He thinks you went through with it so you and I could get together.  Did you?

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