One Life to Live Transcript Wednesday 8/10/05
Proofread by Brandi
Antonio: Do you need me to spell it out for you? I just told you Jessica did not show up for her interview. I don't care. I want you to work overtime until you find out where she is.
Antonio: Jessica was here.
Tess: I don't understand.
Andrew: Ok, it's pretty simple. You're not Jessica Buchanan. She is.
Tess: Then there must be some mistake here.
Andrew: Ok, she said she was Jessica Buchanan. She did the interview, got the job. Now if you two don't mind, please work this out between yourselves.
Tess: Who the hell are you and why'd you come down here saying you're me?
Layla: I can explain.
Tess: Because I'd like to know the explanation of why you're here stealing my name and my job.
Layla: It's not like that.
Tess: Really? Then what's it like?
Layla: Your boyfriend? He's a friend of mine.
[Knock on door]
Nash: How'd you get in without being buzzed?
Fred: When I have exciting news, there's no lock that can hold me back.
Nash: Oh, one of my neighbors was leaving when you got here?
Fred: But I still got great news.
Fred: Your wildest dreams, my friend -- they are about to come true.
Kelly: Mmm, "wow."
Kevin: "Wow" is right. I second that.
Kelly: Hmm. That was great.
Kevin: It was unbelievable. But I want more.
Kelly: Oh, my God, Kevin, are you taking something?
Kevin: No, I don't mean more like that. I mean, I do want more, just later, but I'm talking about a relationship. I just want it to be more than just sex.
Kelly: Me, too.
Kevin: And I don't want you to have to think that the only reason I want to be with you is because Spencer's chasing you.
Kelly: No, I don't think that anymore.
Kevin: Well, then I guess the only question is, what's it going to be?
Kelly: What's what going to be?
Kevin: What's going to end up driving us apart?
Blair: Back so soon?
Dorian: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you're still here.
Blair: Oh, yeah.
Dorian: I have to talk to somebody about this, and if I talk to David about it, he'll see that I'm meddling -- oh, I hate that word -- and he'll walk out on me again.
Blair: Well, you know, I'm not really in the mood, so if you don't mind --
Dorian: Oh, we've got to talk. This is about Kelly. I really think she's losing her mind. She's going on and on about how she has fallen in love with Kevin again.
Blair: Really? Hmm. I told you so.
Dorian: Blair, this is Kevin Buchanan we're talking about.
Blair: And it's Kelly's life we're talking about, and it's my life, and I'm busy right now, and I -- I need you to go, please.
Dorian: I'm so sorry, honey. Something's wrong. What is it?
Blair: No, nothing. Nothing is wrong.
Dorian: Blair, I know you. Yes, there's something wrong.
Blair: No, there's not.
Dorian: Honey, tell me.
Blair: Margaret Cochran.
Asa: You want Margaret? You can have her.
Todd: You said you hadn't gotten a hold of her yet.
Asa: I lied.
Todd: Yeah, that's what I like about you, Asa. It's always a game trying to guess if you're telling the truth or not, even when you say you're lying.
Asa: Do you want to know where she is or not?
Todd: You better not be screwing with me. You know where she is?
Asa: Yes, I do. She's right here on my own property.
Jessica: I think I have the lumpy pillow.
Antonio: No? No, that's the one you like.
Jessica: What did you do? What is this?
Antonio: Well, there's only one way to find out.
Jessica: Oh, my God. It's beautiful. But is there an anniversary that I've forgotten or something?
Jessica: Then what?
Antonio: I just wanted you to have something that you can touch and feel and see that reminds you of how much I love you.
Jessica: Thank you. And I love you, too. I'm going to wear it forever, I promise.
Tess: You don't know my boyfriend and you don't know anything about me, except maybe my name.
Layla: Maybe you don't know me, but I know you. I mean, I know who you are, Jessica Buchanan.
Layla: You just told the receptionist your name.
Tess: Because -- because people say that I look like Jessica Buchanan and I needed a job.
Layla: This is so lame. Why are you lying?
Tess: I'm not.
Layla: Ok. Fine. Whatever.
Tess: And how would you even know what Jessica Buchanan looked like anyway?
Layla: I saw your picture.
Tess: Where? In the post office?
Layla: At Antonio's apartment. Remember, your boyfriend, Antonio Vega? I told you, I know him.
Tess: Well, I don't.
Layla: Antonio's downstairs. So let's go down and talk to him and figure this all out.
Kelly: Oh, yes, that is our pattern, isn't it? One minute we're madly in love, the next minute we're fighting, but I can't think of anything in the world to fight about right now.
Kevin: Oh, just give me a minute. I'm sure something will come out of my mouth to light the fuse.
Kelly: Well, then we should just keep your mouth occupied.
Kevin: Mm-hmm. Mmm. I like that.
Kelly: Hmm. Kevin?
Kevin: Oh, I didn't even say anything.
Kelly: We have spent two wonderful afternoons together --
Kelly: But we have been through a lot and we've hurt each other a lot, and I know that us being together doesn't just make all that go away.
Kevin: I know. I mean, I know that I've said I'm sorry for everything that's happened, but I also know that sometimes sorry isn't good enough.
Kelly: The thought of not having you in my life almost tore me apart, and -- I don't know why I'm bringing this up right now. I mean, it's only been two afternoons.
Kevin: You know what? I just want you to give me a chance to show you how much I love you.
Todd: Margaret's here in this house?
Asa: Trust me. She's on my property.
Todd: Trust you? Now I know you're lying.
Asa: I just want to make sure that you and Blair are holding up your end of the bargain.
Todd: I will.
Asa: What about Blair?
Todd: I'll handle Blair. Just tell me where Margaret is.
Asa: She's in the guesthouse.
Asa: Hold it. You may want to take this with you.
Margaret: I love you, sweetheart. That nasty woman isn't supposed to be with him. That's supposed to be me. Isn't it? Oh, la, la-la la-la, la-la, la-la I'm a bad girl. I stole Todd. Well, I guess the proper protocol is to offer you a cigarette and a blindfold. What? Oh. You don't want either? Well, don't say I didn't offer them to you. Is the executioner ready?
[Disguised voice] Ready.
[Normal voice] You may proceed. I'm not going to go away, Todd.
Nash: Wildest dreams, huh? And it doesn't involve women.
Fred: That's a fantasy.
Nash: Ok. You're giving me your car?
Fred: Fat chance. It was a one-time loan.
Nash: Right, ok, ok, come on --
Fred: Besides, this is bigger than my car.
Nash: All right, tell me.
Fred: I think I have a backer for your winery.
Nash: You're lying to me.
Fred: No lie.
Nash: Ok, come on, give me the five w’s, staring with who.
Fred: A guy I met at a party. What? He wants to invest. Why? He's bucks up. Where? The hideaway, a little bar down on Mercer. When? Hour and a half.
Nash: He's really interested?
Fred: Mm-hmm, very.
Nash: Ok, I've thought about it. I'm going to kiss you.
Fred: No, you do that, I will kick your butt.
Nash: Dude, the timing -- it couldn't be more perfect. Now I don't have to rely on Bruce --
Fred: Wait, don't tell me Bruce wanted in on the winery.
Nash: Yeah, I don't really know what he wanted in on.
Nash: Yeah. I got to get changed. Thank you for setting this up.
Fred: Hey, who's the babe?
Nash: What babe?
Fred: Tell me you're not cross-dressing.
Nash: Tess. Her name's Tess.
Fred: Hmm. Real deal?
Nash: Yeah. Yeah, it is.
Tess: Let me go!
Layla: You don't want to see Antonio?
Layla: Well, he really, really wants to see you, and I'll call him on his cell and he'll be right up, Jessica.
Tess: Look, I'm not Jessica, I don't know any Antonio’s, and I'm out of here.
Layla: No -- wait! Come back!
Antonio: Who the hell are you yelling at?
Antonio: Wait. You saw her?
Layla: Yes, I saw her.
Antonio: You're sure it was her?
Antonio: Ok, well, what did she say? Where did she go?
Layla: She said she didn't know you, and then she just ran. She went that way.
Dorian: Margaret Cochran? What has she done? Blair, is she after you again?
Blair: No, it's nothing like that.
Dorian: Well, then what is it? Tell me.
Blair: I thought I saw her.
Dorian: You saw her? Did you call the police?
Blair: No, I just thought that I saw her, but it was in my mind. I was hallucinating.
Dorian: Oh, you poor darling. You see what that psychotic woman has done to you? Is anybody doing anything to find her?
Blair: Well, I -- I actually have a Buchanan checking in on it for me.
Dorian: Oh. When are you going to figure out that it's absolutely pointless to count on a Buchanan for anything? You expect our incompetent police commissioner to find Margaret?
Blair: It's not Bo.
Dorian: Please do not tell me it's Kevin.
Blair: Asa is looking in on it for me.
Blair: Yes, Asa.
Dorian: Asa, the fiend who kidnapped you?
Blair: Ok, you know what? Now I'm sorry I even brought it up to you. I should have never even admitted it to you.
Dorian: He should have been locked up in a cold, dark prison cell for what he did to you.
Blair: And I agree with you on that.
Dorian: Then why did that thug Carlo Hesser take the blame for what Asa did? It just doesn't make any sense. Blair, I am waiting for an answer.
Blair: Look, Todd and I made a deal.
Dorian: Oh, please don't tell me it was with Asa.
Blair: We agreed with Asa that we would let Carlo take the rap for what Asa did to me if Asa would take care of Margaret for us.
Dorian: And -- ahem -- specifically, in what context did you mean "take care of"?
Todd: Ok. What am I supposed to do with that?
Asa: I know damn well what I would do with this if somebody threatened my family. She humiliated you, Manning. She tried to kill Blair. She's going to do it again if she gets a chance. The woman's nuts. So if I were you, I would take something like this along with me and I'd feel a little safer.
Asa: Oh, before you go off halfcocked, there's something else you should know.
Todd: Margaret's in the guesthouse. I guess that's all I need to know.
Asa: I just might have killed two birds with one stone. You're a genius, Asa.
Layla: Any luck?
Antonio: No. No sign of her.
Layla: I'm sorry. Maybe it wasn't her. Maybe it wasn't Jessica.
Antonio: No, no, it -- it was hers. I found this on the street. What else did she say?
Layla: She found out I was posing as her, and she got really mad, and then she said how I stole her job. Then that's when she started talking about how she wasn't Jessica. It's so bizarre that I ran into her like that. I mean, if I hadn't gone back up for my picture and resume, she would have never even seen you, I never would have saw her.
Antonio: Her resume? It has to have an address or -- or a phone number. I mean, how else would they gotten in touch with her?
Layla: The designer -- she had her resume while she was interviewing me.
Antonio: That's what I need to get.
Nash: Green one -- earthy -- powerful. Hey. I'm so glad you're back. I got the best news. What's wrong?
Tess: Just a tough day.
Nash: Job interview?
Tess: I didn't get it.
Nash: I'm sorry. Hey, come on. I mean, that fashion designer doesn't know what she missed out on. Don't worry. Come on, if some crazy buffoon can't see what I see, then that's her loss, all right? Don't worry. There are jobs, better jobs. Don't worry.
Tess: I -- so, what's your news?
Nash: All right, which one? Green? Blue? Green?
Tess: Well, that depends on where you're going.
Nash: I think I got an investor for my winery.
Tess: Oh, that's so great. I know how much you wanted it. Congratulations.
Nash: Thank you. Yeah, I do.
Tess: Oh, it's great.
Tess: So are you going to move to California?
Nash: Well, I mean, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I mean, I'm not, you know, claiming my spot on the beach or anything just yet, but --
Tess: Why not? Why don't you and I just go?
Tess: We can just pick up and go for three days. Literally, just pick up and leave.
Nash: I'd love to, but I just got to, you know, run to this meeting first.
Tess: Well, I know, and then after we can go. We can just lay on the beach for three days and stick our toes in the sand and we won't have to think about anything but each other and --
Nash: Come on, what's going on?
Nash: Something's going on besides this, you know, not-getting-your-job thing.
Tess: I don't know.
Nash: What? Look -- hey. Something's going on between you and I, right? Even though we've only known each other for a little while, I think we should trust each other.
Tess: I just feel like I'm losing it. I feel like I'll lose everything.
Kelly: Being with you like this, it makes me think that we'll never hurt each other again.
Kevin: We won't. I mean, I know that this has only been two afternoons, but I also know that we can't erase the past.
Kelly: No. But it's a good start.
Dorian: Blair, do you mean what I think you mean when you say asa is going to "take care of" Margaret?
Blair: I don't care what Asa does to her, just as long he gets that witch out of my life.
Dorian: I couldn't agree more. Margaret does need to be dealt with, but not by Asa. Why isn't Todd taking care of her?
Blair: No. No. Todd cannot go anywhere near that woman. She's put him through enough already.
Dorian: She's put him through enough? She locked you in a car trunk. She nearly crushed you to death. Todd laid on a bed for a few weeks. I would hardly call that rough going.
Blair: Dorian, she put him through hell while they were up in that cabin.
Dorian: Oh, yeah. Most men would call being waited on hand and foot by an infatuated woman a little bit of heaven.
Blair: You don't know.
Dorian: I will grant you she is no looker.
Blair: She's a maniac.
Dorian: She bathed him. She fed --
Blair: She raped him.
Margaret: [As Blair] Oh. I can't see you. Are you there, Todd? I can't hear anything. Are you there?
[Normal voice] Oh, Todd. Oh, my beautiful Todd. You have come to carry me away.
Todd: No, Margaret, I'm going to kill you.
Margaret: Oh, you are such a jokester.
Todd: Shut up.
Margaret: Oh, you can fool a lot of people, but you can't fool me.
Todd: This isn't a joke, Margaret. You're insane, and everyone knows it. I mean, you shot me and you tried to blow me up, but now -- now you try to go after me, and I'm going to defend myself. Self-defense.
Margaret: Oh, don't be silly. Put the gun down. You aren't going to shoot anyone.
Margaret: I know you can get very mad at me, but you would never kill your own baby.
Andrew: What do you want now?
Antonio: You want to make a couple hundred bucks?
Andrew: Please. Throw in a Bentley and a condo and we'll talk.
Antonio: There's 500. I want Jessica Buchanan's resume.
Andrew: I can get fired for that.
Antonio: I won't tell if you don't.
Antonio: Thanks. Got it.
Layla: Nicely done.
Antonio: 648 Clinton Street.
Layla: Did you get an apartment number?
Antonio: No, no, but at least I got the address.
Layla: Why did she come here without telling you? I mean, if she's your girlfriend, why did she run and say she didn't know you?
Antonio: I don't know. I don't know, but I'm going to find out.
Layla: Do you want me to come with you?
Antonio: No, no, I got to do this on my own.
Layla: I figured.
Layla: Good luck.
Tess: Oh, I just -- I just feel like everything's going to fall apart.
Nash: I mean, come on. If it's the job interview, it's not that big of a deal.
Tess: Oh, it's not the job.
Nash: Look, everything else is just starting to come together. It looks like I might be getting my winery, and you and I -- I mean, last night, it wasn't just -- you know, was it?
Tess: No, it wasn't. That's the problem. I just feel like when everything is too good to be true, somebody, something, some time is just going to come in and take it all away.
Nash: Ok, first of all, nothing is too good for you or us. We deserve good things. And second of all, nothing or no one is going to get in our way. All right? All right.
Dorian: Did I hear you right? Todd was raped?
Blair: She forced him to have sex with her, Dorian.
Dorian: He told you this himself?
Blair: Why did I even bother to tell you this?
Dorian: Well, of course you should have told me. That's what I'm here for, to listen. How ironic, though -- Todd being raped.
Blair: Oh, you know, Dorian, please, please.
Dorian: I'm having a little trouble visualizing how that would work.
Blair: Why don't you picture this. I'm locked in a trunk. She tells him that I'm going to die if he doesn't give her what she wants. She threatens to kill his children. Now, what was a man to do, Dorian? You tell me.
Dorian: She did all of that to you and the children just to have sex with Todd?
Blair: She didn't want sex with him. She wanted his baby.
Dorian: She isn't -- I -- Margaret isn't pregnant, is she?
Todd: No, I don't buy it.
Margaret: Well, it's true.
Todd: Is this -- no, this is one of your sick tricks to get inside my head.
Margaret: No, no, no, it's not a trick. Feel. Feel. Oh. He kicked! Oh, he knows it's you! He knows it's his daddy! Oh, yes, your son, Todd. Todd Jr.
Nash: Ok, ok. Hmm. Before we get all hot and heavy here, I got to put on just the brakes just for -- mmm -- for a minute. I don't want to be late for this meeting.
Tess: No, no, we don't want you to be late, ok.
Nash: No, of course not. Ok, which one? Which one? Blue? Green?
Tess: The blue. It's the new pink.
Nash: Pink's good. Ok, pink's good. All right, ok? Ok? So? Well? Well?
Tess: Well? Well? Well? Well?
Nash: Well? Huh?
Tess: Well, you look hot.
Nash: Not the look I'm looking for.
Tess: Oh, did I say hot?
Tess: I meant professional --
Tess: And trustworthy --
Tess: And intelligent --
Tess: And really, really smoking hot.
Nash: Hmm. That is the look I'm looking for. Ok. Wish me luck.
Tess: You're not going to need luck. Once you get through with these guys, they're going to offer you enough cash for two wineries. And when you get back, we're going to celebrate -- a nice bottle of vino --
Tess: A little dessert --
Nash: Oh, oh.
Tess: A little Tess a la mode?
Nash: Uh-huh. Mmm, mmm. Ok, ok. I'm going. I'm going. Even though it goes against everything we talked about, I think I'm starting to fall in love with you. Yeah.
Blair: Margaret is not pregnant.
Dorian: How do you know?
Blair: Because she took a home pregnancy test, Dorian, and it came back negative, that's how I know.
Dorian: She could be lying -- or she's telling the truth. Those tests aren't 100% accurate.
Blair: Well, you know, I know that. But I'm not going to go there, all right? She's not pregnant. Besides, they only did it once.
Dorian: As far as you know.
Blair: Todd told me they only did it once, and I believe him.
Dorian: Yes, of course, because Todd always tells the truth.
Blair: Oh, stop it! Just stop it, Dorian. Do you have any idea what he must have gone through, huh? Having her force herself on him? And I know you've hated Todd. You've always hated me with Todd. But why don't you once just stand in his shoes and realize what he must have gone through? How he was fighting for his family's life? Your family! Your family! Now, doesn't that account for anything?
Dorian: I grant you he was in a difficult position.
Blair: And I swear to you, Dorian, if you breathe one word of this to anyone, including David -- especially David -- I will never, ever forgive you.
Dorian: I will not say a word.
Blair: You swear it on my mother's life.
Dorian: Oh, that's absolutely --
Blair: On my mother's life!
Dorian: I swear on your mother's life, my sister Addie's life, yes, that I will not say a word --
Blair: To anyone.
Dorian: I was going to get to that. I won't say a word to anyone about what you just told me. Are you happy?
Blair: No, I'm not happy. But I told you and now I'm going to have to live with it. But I need you to leave now because there are things -- I just need to call Todd. He should be back by now.
Dorian: Fine. You go ahead. I'll leave. Goodbye, Blair. Please give Todd my best.
Blair: Hey. Where are you? Are you at Asa's? Just call me. Call me back when you get this message, please.
Todd: No. It's impossible. I saw the test.
Margaret: Well, the test was wrong. It turns out I was very erratic with it. Well, you can guess how happy I was when I took the second test.
Todd: You don't know it's mine.
Margaret: What, do you want proof? All you have to do is take --
Todd: I'm not doing anything.
Margaret: Oh. Come on, gloomy Gus. We have a lot that we need to talk about. Well, first of all, I've already gone to a Reverend Reede, and I talked to him about the christening, and I was thinking about Viki as the godmother and Kevin as the godfather, but I know that you really don't like Kevin --
Todd: I already have a family.
Margaret: I've already taken that into consideration. You can't have two families for one man, so, well, what could I do? We're just going to have to eliminate one of them. And I want to be sure that Todd Jr. has a very stable home and he -- a little boy needs a male role model and he needs a doting mother. And I've already thought about Jack. He could be a very good older brother for Todd Jr. but Blair and Starr are going to have to go bye-bye. They'll need to be eliminated.
Todd: You crazy bitch. You're not going anywhere near my family.
Margaret: Oh, no? And Blair is not going anywhere near mine. They are going to have to die. Do you hear me? Ugh! No! No! Oh, no!
Todd: You bitch.
Nash: Is everything ok?
Tess: I think so.
Nash: All right, then.
Tess: There's something that I -- I have to tell you, I need to tell you --
Nash: Something important?
Tess: Yeah, and I never thought it would be.
Nash: Ok, you've got my attention.
Tess: I -- I think --
Nash: You think?
Tess: You know what? That thing that you said before --
Nash: Which shirt to wear, yeah.
Tess: I think I'm falling in love with you, too. And when you come home later, there's some things that I have to tell you about me.
Nash: You don't have to tell me anything, ok? That was then, this is now, and tomorrow is something I want to spend with you.
Tess: I want to spend tomorrow with you, too, but I -- I have to tell you everything.
Nash: Ok. Well, hey, why don't you wait for me in our apartment, and -- my meeting shouldn't last longer than an hour.
Tess: Or I could just wait for you right here on this bench. That way I'll be closer to you.
Nash: Ooh, now that I like.
Tess: Go get your winery already, will you?
Nash: All right. Here. About an hour.
Blair: Where's Todd?
Asa: You forgot to knock.
Blair: Where is he?
Asa: Where is who?
Blair: Don't mess with me, Asa. I know he was here.
Asa: Oh, right, right, Todd.
Blair: Where did he go, Asa?
Asa: He did not give me his itinerary.
Blair: I swear to you, if you've hurt him in any way --
Asa: Hell, I wouldn't touch him.
Blair: Asa, he came here to find out what you had found out about Margaret Cochran.
Asa: That's what you think?
Blair: And you knew he was going to go to the police today and tell them everything unless you told us what you did with Margaret!
Asa: Things look very different to very different people.
Blair: Ok, let me tell you how things look to me. The truth is you kidnapped me. The truth is that you let Carlo Hesser take the rap for it, and the truth is Todd and I are not going to let you get away with it! Now, where is he?
Asa: Please, please, please, sweetheart. Don't you get yourself all riled up.
Blair: Oh --
Asa: Why don't you go home, put your feet up, fix yourself a drink. Everything is under control.
Blair: "Under control"? What the hell does that mean, Asa?
Asa: That means that you have nothing to worry about, sweetheart. You will never see the likes of Margaret Cochran ever again.
Margaret: Oh -- oh -- oh -- oh, oh, that didn't go well at all.
Margaret: Your daddy is very grumpy. I guess it was too much of a surprise for him. He's very strong. His pulse is beating so well for someone who is bleeding so badly. Oh, but don't worry, my Todd Jr. daddy just has to get used to his new family. Take all the time you need, darling. You're going to be up and about in no time. Oh, we have had some amazing times, lots of squabbles, but you've survived them all. What doozies. I hope our son is just like you. Oh. Au revoir, my love.
>> On the next "One Life to Live" --
Tess: I think we both know that it's over between us.
Marcie: You might want to rethink keeping quiet about Natalie.
Evangeline: I need to remember every detail about the night I was kidnapped. I think we should find someone to hypnotize me.
Natalie: I've got to get back to you, John.
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