OLTL Transcript Friday 8/20/04

One Life to Live Transcript Friday 8/20/04

By Boo
Proofread by Brian

Roxy: So, you got to put your briefs on so you can debrief in front on those hungry women. Come on, mama wants some meat, boys!

[Laughter]

Nick: We are not getting naked at all.

Jen: But all the women out there are waiting to see you guys.

Hudson: Yeah, to see us in these. This is all we signed up for.

Roxy: Hey, honey, nobody's interested in a half-full monty!

Rex: They are going to tear this place apart. Come on, guys. You should see the chicks out there.

Riley: Look, everybody out there goes to L.U. How in the hell are we supposed to show our faces on campus again?

Roxy: I hate to tell you, it's not your face they're interested in looking at.

Marcie: Yeah, and if you don't do this, you're never going to walk on campus ever again because we're going to flunk out.

Julie: See? You have to do it.

Mark: Why don't all of you go out there and strip?

Shannon: Yeah, like the ladies want to see us. I mean, we are not all gay, Mark.

Hudson: Hmm. Well, first, it was these little thingies, and now it's everything, right? I think I can speak for the rest of the group in saying we're not doing it.

Nick: Right.

Jen: Oh, come on!

Marcie: Please, please, come on! Just wait. Wait, just hear us out. Just listen to what we have to say, please?

Paul: With your help, Natalie, this heist job is going to be cake.

Natalie: And this -- this armored truck is just supposed to stop -- why? Because I'm wearing something sexy?

Paul: Baby, you could stop traffic wearing a potato sack.

Natalie: And these guards are just going to pull over and help me with my car?

Paul: No, Natalie, I told you, everything is worked out. They're in on the heist, too. And while you're making the real guard drool all over you, that's when Rex and I pretend to get the drop on the guy inside, and we'll snag the paintings.

Natalie: How much do we get paid for this?

Paul: "We"? Does that mean you're going to go in on it with us?

Dorian: You've been so quiet all day.

Adriana: What am I supposed to say?

Dorian: At least the visit to the doctor's office confirmed what I was telling you, that a home pregnancy test is nearly always very accurate.

Sonia: So, how'd you swing the membership at the country club so fast?

Tico: It pays to know the right people.

Sonia: Like Jessica Buchanan?

Tico: Hmm. She put in a good word for me, yes.

Sonia: Yeah, you'd like her to do more than that for you.

Tico: Well, she's helping me plan a charity event to benefit women's heart disease.

Sonia: Smooth. Working the mother. I like that.

Tico: I only want to make a difference.

Sonia: I'm sure you will.

Tico: What about you? Have you heard from Antonio?

Sonia: No. Nobody has, as far as I know, not even Jessica.

Tico: I just hope nothing bad has happened to my favorite cousin.

Jessica: Thank you.

[Phone rings]

Jessica: Antonio?

Antonio: Jessica?

Jessica: Oh, Antonio, thank God! I'm so happy that you called! Are you ok?

[Static]

Jessica: Antonio?

Antonio: Yeah, yeah, I'm here.

Jessica: I -- I can barely hear you.

Antonio: I've been trying to call, honey, but it's hard to get a signal.

Jessica: Did you find your mother?

Antonio: Not yet, but I'm getting close. Look, Jessica, I'm sorry about the way I left.

[Static]

Jessica: What? Antonio, I can't hear you.

Antonio: I said I'm sorry --

[Noise]

Antonio: I got to go.

Jessica: Antonio? Antonio?

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[Phone rings]

Sonia: Hello? Um -- this really isn't a good time right now, so -- yeah -- yeah. Ok. I'll be right there. Sorry. I've got to run.

Tico: Some kind of problem?

Sonia: No. No. It's just something down at the new club, Caliente. My liquor distributor's giving me attitude about some stuff, so --

Tico: Ok, well, let me go with you, then.

Sonia: No, no, no. No, no, no, I'm ok. I need to handle this myself, ok? I'll see you.

Rex: Ok, just a small delay, ladies, not to worry. You won't be disappointed. You are going to get everything you paid to see.

[Cheers]

Marcie: Come on, guys. All for one, one for all, right?

Roxy: Right, uh-huh.

Marcie: Come on, don't you hear them out there? Those girls love you. The crowd loves you. They want to see you!

Roxy: Yeah, every last inch of you.

Marcie: Look at this way -- you know, the worst thing that could happen after tonight is that all these women want to have dates with you. I mean, that's not the worst thing that could happen. I mean, Mark, I realize that's really not a big selling point for you, but maybe you could, you know, do it for me. Listen, if you don't do it, then everybody's going to think you're a bunch of big chickens for wimping out, and then you'll never have another date ever again.

Roxy: Yeah, because it doesn't matter what team you bat on, right?

[Laughter]

Mark: All right. I know it won't improve my chances with the ladies any, but I'm in -- for you, Marcie.

Marcie: Thank you.

Shannon: And, Hudson? I know you're not going to wuss out, right?

Hudson: Well, I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but why not?

Mark: So, what about you, sport? We're at the line here. You going to fumble the ball?

Marcie: Hmm.

Nick: Ok -- A, I don't fumble, and, B, I know it's nice, but try to keep your hand off of my butt.

Marcie: Ooh.

Julie: So? Is the show going on?

Jen: Riley?

Riley: Forget this.

Paul: Why don't we seal the deal back in our room, huh?

Natalie: I never said I was in on this insane plan.

Paul: Natalie, I thought that --

Natalie: I just asked you what the take was on knocking off an armored truck, that's all.

Paul: I get a cool 10 grand.

Natalie: That's it?

Paul: We're talking about a half an hour worth of work here. It beats minimum wage. Whatever your penny-pinching brother's paying me.

Natalie: Uh-huh. And how much is Rex's cut?

Paul: The same.

Natalie: And you believe that?

Paul: Well, yeah. Why wouldn't I?

Natalie: You're a gambling man. Here's one for you -- I bet you that Rex is going to make more than you. And whoever's behind this whole thing is going to hit the jackpot.

Paul: Natalie, I don't want to be in on the fence, all right? I mean, it's too much of a hassle. I mean, that's where things can really get screwed up.

Natalie: So you're willing to risk 10 grand for 10 years in prison?

Paul: Natalie, I told you, all right, this is an inside job. Nobody's going to get caught. I get my 10 grand, I put it in the bank for you and me, and we can breathe again.

Natalie: Right, if you and Rex don't get busted.

Paul: Well, we won't if you help us.

Natalie: One more thing -- if this is such a sure thing, then why do you guys need my help?

Paul: To cinch it, hmm? Natalie, this is one of those win-win situations, all right? Nobody's going to get caught, all right? Everybody makes out on this deal. Come on, it's a rush. I know you like that. Admit it. You're getting off just thinking about it.

Dorian: Darling, you do believe what the doctor and the home pregnancy test told you, don't you?

Adriana: Yes. I know I'm not pregnant.

Dorian: Which is wonderful news. I -- I don't understand. You have been so glum all day long. You -- you weren't hoping that you were pregnant?

Adriana: No. I prayed so hard that I wouldn't be.

Dorian: Then you should be rejoicing.

Adriana: I know I should be. It's just -- why couldn't things work out with River?

Dorian: Sometimes, things just don't work out.

Adriana: But if two people really love each other?

Dorian: If two people really love each other, they respect each other. They do not take advantage the way River did with you.

Adriana: I was there, too, ok? Neither one of us was thinking. It just happened.

Dorian: You were afraid! You were insecure. You were scared to death that you were going to lose him.

Adriana: And I lost him, anyway.

Dorian: Oh, I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to bring all that up.

Adriana: It's over. River's already at Juilliard in New York. I'm here, not pregnant. There's really nothing between us anymore.

[Doorbell rings]

Dorian: Ohh.

Adriana: Yeah. No, go.

Dorian: I'm sorry.

Dorian: Hello, Tico.

Tico: Dorian, you're looking lovely, as always. Do you have a few minutes?

Dorian: No, actually, this is a very bad time.

Tico: What's wrong with Adriana?

Dorian: She's fine.

Tico: Anything I can do?

Dorian: This is a mother-daughter thing.

Tico: Well, I won't intrude, then. Let me know when you can talk.

Dorian: Yeah.

Tico: I was hoping that you would consent in co-hosting an affair with me. It promises to be the biggest event in Llanview’s social calendar.

Dorian: Tico? What social event would you be referring to?

Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, what did I do?

Antonio: Get out of here.

Man: Ok.

Jessica: Oh, I know, I want to call your daddy back. I don't know if I should.

[Jamie fusses]

Jessica: I know.

[Phone rings]

Jessica: Antonio?

Antonio: Yeah, it's me. Sounds like we have a better connection this time.

Jessica: What's going on? Did something just happen?

Antonio: False alarm.

[Jessica sighs]

Jessica: Are you still in Puerto Rico? Because Tico seems to think that your mom might be there.

Antonio: Yeah, I'm here. Why would Tico think that about my mother?

Jessica: I don't know. Something that she told him about reconnecting with her past?

Antonio: Yeah, well, Tico needs to mind his own business.

Jessica: I just wish that you weren't down there alone. Can you just at least call John or my uncle to be down there with you?

Antonio: I've got it covered.

Jessica: With your friend Emilio?

Antonio: Jessica, don't worry about me, ok?

Jessica: So, if I can't reach you, can I -- can I just call Emilio?

Antonio: Jessica, I need you to stay out of it.

Jessica: Why? Why are you doing this to me? Why are you keeping me in the dark?

Antonio: For your own good.

Jessica: Stop treating me like a child.

Antonio: Jessica, I can't get into this now.

Jessica: You won't ever get into it.

Antonio: Look, there's no point in arguing, ok? I'll call you when I can.

Man: This way. Please.

Second man: Have a seat.

Sonia: There's a way to contact me, and there's a way not to contact me. If you ever call me again, I'll make you very unhappy.

Man: We've got problems. They need to be solved.

Nick: Oh, well, that's the story then. You know, if Colson isn't doing it, neither am I.

Mark: Yeah, for once, I got to agree with Nick.

Jen: Ok, wait. Let me talk to Riley.

Marcie: I know.

Rex: You guys aren't bagging on the show?

Nick: Blame it on Colson, man.

Rex: Ok, I don't care whose fault it is. The audience is losing it out there.

Audience: Strip! Strip!

Roxy: I better do crowd control.

Rex: No -- mom, mom, mom -- no, no, no, no, it's better if I do it. Just wait -- and don't go anywhere.

Marcie: Where are we going to go?

Nick: Ok, I'm out of here.

Marcie: No, no, no -- Nick, you cannot leave.

Shannon: Just because Riley’s bailing -- you guys still have to do this. I mean, for the team.

Nick: Wait, team? You want to talk to us about team? What about you stiffing us every time we turn our backs, huh?

Marcie: This isn't about Shannon.

Nick: Look, I mean, why go out there and make asses out of ourselves to save the project when she's just going to screw it up later?

Shannon: I did not do anything to the stupid project!

Mark: Then who did?

Shannon: I didn't rip off the site.

Julie: Yeah, you know what? The rest of us have excuses, ok?

Shannon: I don't know. It's not me!

Nick: All right, well, maybe you're just a jinx, then, because stuff's always getting messed up when you're around.

Julie: Why don't you just leave?

Hudson: Whoa. Why don't you guys just back off of Shannon, ok? Just back off!

Audience: Strip! Strip!

Dorian: A charity event?

Tico: To benefit research into women's heart disease.

Dorian: Why, that's a wonderful cause. Come in, please.

Tico: Thanks. And, of course, I plan to underwrite the occasion. And I couldn't think of anyone -- and I mean anyone -- more perfect than you to serve as my co-host.

Dorian: Oh, but given her recent medical history, what about Victoria Davidson?

Tico: Well, with your medical background and your social standing, you were my only choice.

Dorian: Oh --

Tico: Although, you do bring up a good point about Mrs. Davidson. I mean, I know what a good friend you are to her. I'm sure you would like to involve her in some way, which, as far as I'm concerned, would be the perfect idea.

Dorian: We could make the ball in her honor.

Tico: Oh, brilliant!

Adriana: Tico --

Tico: Adriana, hi.

Adriana: Hi, how are you?

Tico: How are you?

Adriana: I think I'm going to be ok.

Tico: Well, just in time. Have you ever been to a gala ball?

Adriana: I never even went to a dance at school.

Tico: Well, then I want to have the honor of introducing my sister at her social debut in Llanview.

Adriana: I'm going to get to go to a ball?

Tico: And I will buy you a gown -- of course, with Dorian helping you picking it out.

Dorian: Not Logan’s. We have to go to New York for this.

Adriana: Wow.

Tico: Well, I guess everything is set. I'm going to get going. And Dorian said I came at a bad time, so --

Adriana: It's better now.

Tico: Ok. Well, I'm glad if I helped. Dorian, and again I'm sorry if I intruded.

Dorian: No, it's perfectly all right.

Tico: Ok.

Dorian: You're welcome anytime.

Tico: Thank you.

Adriana: Did you mean that?

Dorian: After all, he is your half brother.

Adriana: Yeah, but sometimes I'm not so sure that you like him.

Dorian: Anyone who can put the smile back on your face is welcome in my home anytime!

Adriana: Oh!

Paul: Hmm? So, are you in on the heist with us?

Natalie: I say that my shift at Rodi’s starts in 10 minutes.

Paul: Uh-huh. So you're turning me down, huh?

Natalie: Well, someone's going to have to look after you and my brother and make sure you don't get busted or worse.

Paul: Oh. Which means?

Natalie: Yeah, I'm in. I'm in.

Man: We've got to know when you're going to deliver.

Sonia: Listen, you get what you want when I'm ready to give it to you. Don't you ever push me. You won't like what happens. Get out.

Riley: Give me a beer, please.

Jen: Is a beer really going to help? You bailed on us. And the group's never going to forgive you if you don't come through.

Nick: You're going to bat for her?

Mark: Hudson, you were on her case worse than anybody.

Julie: You know she's sabotaging the project.

Hudson: Look, I don't know anything.

Nick: Look at the evidence, man!

Hudson: Ok, circumstantial, at best.

Julie: Oh, so, what, you're a lawyer now all of a sudden?

Nick: Right. All right, if you're not trying to ruin the project, then prove it.

Marcie: Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. bleeding heart.

Hudson: So, what are you going to do, string her up to the highest tree? Yeah, that really worked back in the day, didn't it?

Nick: Yeah. Go pull the race card again, "my man."

Hudson: Ok, Mark, now you can back me up. You know what I'm talking about, right? Huh? Julie? You know exactly what I'm talking about. And I guess you would, too, if you weren't such a dumb jock!

Nick: You son of a --

Mark: All right, whoa, whoa. Back into your corners, both of you.

Hudson: It doesn't feel too good, does it?

Shannon: All right, look, you guys, I don't want any blood spilled over this. If you want me to quit, just call President Davidson.

Marcie: No, no. Shannon, I don't want you to go.

Hudson: You know how I feel.

Mark: Shannon, I'm sorry I didn't give you the benefit of the doubt.

Julie: Look, she looks guilty, ok?

Nick: Yeah, and we're going to get that proof.

Marcie: What is it with you two? Your college careers are on the line, and you have a hunch that you're right because she looks guilty. That's just stupid!

Nick: Well, looks like you got a hung jury here, Walsh.

Roxy: Yeah, and speaking of hung, did you guys do a consensual about what you're actually going to do?

Rex: Yeah. Those ladies are ready to riot out there.

Hudson: Well, unless Jen changes Riley’s mind, there's no show.

Riley: What, you're still here? I thought you weren't going to forgive me.

Jen: Not me. But the rest of the group wouldn’t.

Riley: I don't care about them.

Jen: Well, look, we're stuck together. And if you don't help, the project's going to be over, and we're going to flunk out of school.

Riley: Well, it's not that I don't want to help.

Jen: What, you're a little embarrassed?

Riley: Look, but you just don't get it.

Jen: I'm trying to.

Riley: Look, it's about getting up on that stage and --

Jen: I know, you have a little performance anxiety.

Riley: It's not performance anxiety. It's about getting naked. I mean, you know with Midnight Logic, I'm at least playing music. I can forget about it. But taking off all my clothes? I can't get through that.

Jen: Well, that is exactly why you should do it.

Tico: Hello.

Jessica: Tico. What are you doing here?

Tico: Well, it's been so long since I saw little Jamie, I wanted to come say hi. Hey. How's the youngest member of my family doing? Look at this --

Jessica: She misses her daddy.

Tico: Have you heard from him?

Jessica: Just a little while ago.

Tico: Oh. Did he say where he was?

Jessica: Puerto Rico.

Tico: Oh. So that means he probably found Tia Carlotta.

Jessica: No, not yet, but he will.

Tico: Tu si eres bien guapa, eh? Did he say if he was working with anyone?

Jessica: He mentioned it.

Tico: Did he say who?

Jessica: He didn’t.

Tico: Or wouldn’t.

[Jamie fusses]

Jessica: He's just trying to protect me.

Tico: Well, I can certainly see that. But it seems to me that you're perfectly capable of taking care of yourself.

Jessica: I know. I was trying to tell him that, but he just won't believe me.

Jen: At least listen --

Sonia: I need to talk to someone.

Jen: You need to face your fears.

Sonia: Anyone, I don't care. Why haven't I heard anything?

Riley: Especially take off my clothes --

Sonia: I need to know where Antonio Vega is, and I need to know now. .

Nick: What's the point? Colson isn't coming back.

Marcie: Oh, you don't know that. Now, just put your costume on and shut up.

Mark: He would've been here by now if he was.

Audience: Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!

Roxy: Those chicks are going to barbecue those boys on a skewer if we don't do something and do something fast.

Rex: And now they're drunk, thanks to you announcing free drinks.

Roxy: Hey, give me a break! I had to do something to appetize them!

Rex: Ok, thank you. Well, there's Jen. Hey, Jen! Where's Riley?

Roxy: Uh-oh.

Marcie: Ooh. Sorry, guys. Jen, where's Riley? Why didn't he come back with you?

Jen: I couldn't get him to come.

Hudson: Oh, well, then that's it, then, right?

Rex: Oh, no, it's not. You're going on without Riley.

Marcie: What?

Hudson: We rehearsed it for four people, so --

Julie: So? So improvise. I mean, you were down to four anyway once Ron bailed out.

Marcie: Well, maybe we could just get somebody to take Riley’s place.

Shannon: Oh, yeah. We can't even get these three to do it.

Roxy: I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! Rex is going to be the fourth hottie.

[Laughter]

Rex: Oh, no way. Uh-uh.

Hudson: You said the show must go on, right?

Nick: That's right, no matter what.

Mark: Yeah, what's the matter? You too embarrassed?

Rex: I don't want to embarrass the rest of you.

[Laughter]

Rex: I don't know the routine, anyway.

Marcie: Yeah, I hate to admit it, but Rex is actually right. I mean, who else knows the routine?

Jen: There is somebody who does.

Julie: Who else is there?

Jen: Me.

Paul: Natalie? What'd you run away from me for?

Natalie: My shift was starting?

Paul: Oh. That's all right. I guess we can celebrate here. How about a bottle of champagne, huh?

Natalie: I'm working, and you've had way too much to drink.

Paul: Oh, come on, baby.

Riley: Hey, Natalie, can I have another, please?

Natalie: Yep.

Paul: Wait a minute. Aren't you supposed to be, you know, dropping trou over at Ultraviolet tonight, huh?

Riley: Obviously I'm not.

Paul: Oh, that's too bad. I mean, what happened? Did you wimp out? You know, your hot roommate's not going to be too happy about that. She was all pumped up about it. Thinks you two can save the ranch or something. But that's ok, you know. I mean, if the pressure's too much for you, forget about it.

Riley: I got a better idea. Why don't you just keep your mouth shut, ok?

Paul: What the hell's his problem, huh? Oh, thank you.

Emilio: Antonio? Don't shoot, it's me.

Antonio: Emilio -- I'm sorry about that.

Emilio: You can't be too careful.

Antonio: Thanks for meeting me.

Emilio: Any sign of your mother yet?

Antonio: No. No, not yet. Look, I did some sniffing around the Santi compound, but I couldn't -- I couldn't see anything. Look, I want to go inside.

Emilio: Not without me watching your back. Look, I just have to take care of a couple of things, so wait for me. Give me your word.

Antonio: All right, but don't take too long. Oh, and, Emilio, another thing -- look, on my way to the Santi compound, I saw a sign for Highway 23. I don't know, but it's like I've seen it in a dream I had. Has that highway always been that number?

Emilio: As far as I know, yeah.

Antonio: And the Santis -- they set up shop there when?

Emilio: Way before either one of us was around.

Antonio: That's weird. Why would I dreaming about a sign I've never even seen before?

Emilio: Maybe it was a picture or on one of your other trips down here.

Antonio: No. No, I don't think so.

Emilio: Look, we'll figure it out later, all right? Hang tight, and I'll come back with some backup.

Antonio: Ok. Emilio -- thanks, ok, for everything.

Emilio: We're going to find your mother.

Antonio: All right.

Jessica: The way that he was talking to me -- it was almost like I was bothering him or something.

Tico: You mean he was rude?

Jessica: Yeah, he cut me off, and then he hung up on me.

Tico: Has he ever done anything like that before?

Jessica: Not that bad.

Tico: But you have seen this side of him.

Jessica: He's just worried about his mother, I suppose.

Tico: Oh, of course he is. Even if he's overreacting.

Jessica: Do you really think that she'll be ok?

Tico: Well, she did leave on her own. I mean, didn't she?

Jessica: You're right.

Tico: And Antonio knows it. Though if it were someone that I cared about, I would probably be just as protective as he is with you.

Jessica: Yeah, but he goes a little overboard sometimes, though.

Tico: Are you trying to tell me that Antonio’s a control freak?

Jessica: No, I -- we shouldn't be talking like this.

Tico: Well, you're not talking against him. You're just upset, you know? You need to get it out.

Jessica: Yeah, but to you?

Tico: Jessica, I thought we were going to forget about that -- our dinner together? I mean, we danced. That's it.

Jessica: Well, what made you bring that up?

Tico: Well, because I sense that you might be feeling guilty about it.

Jessica: I'm not feeling guilty about anything. I'm in love with Antonio.

Tico: I can tell, and I hope you'll always be very happy with him. Look, little Jamie fell asleep. She's like a little angel.

Jessica: Yeah. She was -- she was so excited because I told her that her Grandpa R.J.'s coming to pick her up for a sleepover.

Tico: Oh, so you're free for the evening? How about if we go have a drink at the country club? We can discuss plans for the fundraiser.

Jessica: You know, I don't think I should. I'm pretty wiped.

Tico: Well, how about if I promise to make you forget all your problems with Antonio?

[Phone rings]

Sonia: Hello? You found him? Perfect. Yeah. You know what to do.

Dorian: What are you looking at, sweetheart?

Adriana: The moon, stars, just realizing how beautiful everything is.

Dorian: So I guess I don't need to ask you if you're feeling better?

Adriana: You know, these past couple weeks have been horrible. But you helped me, mom. You helped me see that things don't have to be so bad.

Dorian: I'm so glad. And, of course, having your brother invite you to a ball didn't hurt, either.

Adriana: Oh, sure, I'm excited about that. But I'm more excited about going shopping, just the two of us spending time together.

Dorian: Oh! We'll make a weekend of it!

Adriana: Oh, great. It's so funny how things can just turn around. Just this morning, I felt awful, and now I'm not pregnant. I think it's just starting to hit me.

Dorian: You know, getting over your first love is very difficult. But trust me, in time, you will find a new love.

Adriana: You know, I'm just starting to believe that. Isn't tonight wonderful?

Dorian: Yes. It is wonderful.

Tico: I've asked Dorian Lord to co-host the event with me. She was all for honoring your mother.

Jessica: Really?

Tico: Mm-hmm. That surprises you?

Jessica: No, actually. She was really wonderful to my mom during her heart surgery. She saved her life. But I have to warn you, there's quite a history between those two.

Tico: Well, this should prove to be interesting.

Jessica: I don't think you have any idea what you've gotten yourself into.

Tico: Well, then I guess I will need your help more than ever.

Rex: Ultraviolet!

Paul: Wow, man! It sounds like "Girls Gone Wild" over there!

Rex: Yeah, worse.

Paul: Well, why don't you take five and meet me over at Rodi’s? I got some killer news on our project.

Rex: Yeah, well, I've got a killer crowd here, and I don't mean that in a good way. I will get there when I can.

Roxy: Whoo-hoo! Ok, Rexy, show's on!

Rex: Riley come back?

Roxy: Well, somebody is going to cover for him. Or uncover for him. You want to know who it is?

Rex: No, I don't care if it's George Bush. I'm out of here.

Roxy: Yeah, but -- well, you should care because it's jen.

Jen: So, what do you think?

Marcie: I think you're crazy -- but brave.

Jen: Ok. Ok, you guys.

Nick: Now, this is going to make this whole thing worth it.

Jen: Just focus on the routine.

Marcie: You sure you're going to be ok?

Jen: Somebody's got to do it. I mean, it's not exactly like it's my first time.

Marcie: Yeah, but you're not exactly drunk this time.

Jen: Maybe I should be.

Roxy: Ok, boys and girls, I went out there and I tried to warm up the place, but you better make it hot!

Marcie: Listen, you don't need a drink.

Jen: Oh --

Marcie: You're going to be all right.

Jen: Ok, I have to be.

Woman: Come on, you guys, I paid $70!

Roxy: Hey, everybody, I'm Roxy, and I got a question for you -- and I never thought I'd be asking this question, but, you know, miracles happen -- who are you voting for in November?

Audience: Oh!

[Laughter]

Roxy: Sorry. All right, here's the real question – “Do you gals want to see some skin?”

Audience: Yeah!

Roxy: Whoo!

Marcie: Good luck.

Jen: Thanks.

Riley: What's this?

Jen: The show must go on.

Riley: You would do that for me?

Jen: Somebody has to -- for all of us.

Roxy: Ok, here it is, what you've been waiting for. Are you ready?

[Cheers]

Roxy: Yeah! Come on! Let's give it up for Llanview’s own Love Crew.

Audience: Whoo!

[Applause]

Singers: Stranger stranger stranger stranger

Singer: It's hot here at night lonely, black and quiet on a hot summer night don't be afraid of the world we made on a hot summer night 'cause when a long-legged lovely walks by yeah, you can see the look in her eye then you know that it's hot in the city hot in the city tonight

Singers: Tonight

Singer: Hot in the city hot in the city tonight

Singers: Tonight

Jessica: Adriana's going to love it. I remember my first formal dance. And will she be your partner for the first dance?

Tico: I was hoping you would do me the honor.

Jessica: I don't think that I should.

Tico: Oh, what am I thinking? Antonio will want that privilege.

Jessica: He wouldn't be caught dead at something like this. It's -- he's really not used to them.

Tico: Like you and I are.

Jessica: I think that you should save the first dance for your sister.

Tico: As long as you promise to save a dance for me. You deserve to have a good time, with or without Antonio.

Paul: You know, this is no way to celebrate.

Natalie: You need to sober up if you want to make sense for Rex, my dear.

Rex: Hey, Nat, Paul.

Paul: Hey, Rex, my man. Just wait till you hear what's up, huh?

Rex: Mind if I borrow him for a sec? Thanks. Not in front of my sister.

Paul: Listen, all right, that's the news. Natalie's in on the heist.

Rex: You told her?

Paul: Yeah, yeah. She says she wants to help out.

Rex: You idiot.

Singer: Hot in the city hot in the city tonight

Singers: Tonight

Singer: Hot in the city hot in the city tonight

Singers: Tonight stranger stranger

Singer: For all the dreams and schemes people are as they seem on a hot summer night don't be no fun don't forget you're young on a hot summer night a sometime someone you're not don't wait to see what you got 'cause you know that you're hot in the city hot in the city tonight

Singers: Tonight

Singer: Hot in the city hot in the city tonight

Singers: Tonight

Singer: We'll walk until my feet drop I'm a train when I'm hateful yeah, lay right down now and ride until your head breaks I'm a-walkin' till my brain pops I will move with the beat now I'm a chain 'round an a-bomb I'm a ribbon in the heat now new York! Hot in the city hot in the city tonight

Singers: Tonight

Singer: Hot in the city hot in the city tonight

Singers: Tonight

Singer: Hot in the city hot in the city

Antonio: It's you again.

Man: Stay quiet and put your hands behind your back.

>> Stay tuned for scenes from the next "One Life to Live."

>> On the next "One Life to Live" --

[Cheers]

Rex: I'll find somebody else for the job.

Natalie: No, you won’t. Paul stays in and so do I.

Officer: If you don't vacate these premises immediately, you're under arrest for trespassing.

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