One Life to Live Transcript Wednesday 3/24/04
Proofread by Melissa
Paul: You wanted a family, and now you can have one.
Kelly: Where did he come from?
Paul: I know the mother. There's your baby. She doesn't want the baby.
Kelly: How can anyone give him up?
Todd: You're going to tell Kevin that's his kid.
Kelly: I'm starting a family, and I can't start a family based on a lie.
Todd: He finds out the truth, he's going to make you give it back; he's going to run straight to Blair.
Blair: If something were really wrong with that baby, Kelly would tell you, she wouldn't shut you out.
Antonio: The baby's sleeping. You know what that means.
Jessica: We have company coming.
Antonio: That's ok, they can wait.
[Knock on door]
Jessica: No, they can’t. They're here. No.
Antonio: Ahem. Oh, hey. No, you guys, come on in.
John: You sure?
Antonio: Yeah, I'm sure.
John: All right.
John: I'd love one.
Jessica: Hey. Hey. What's wrong? It's not mom, is it?
Natalie: I haven't heard from mom.
Jessica: Then what? What's going on?
Daniel: It's an embarrassment. And the day he puts on an L.P.D. Badge, no less.
Nora: John did not shoot Haver.
Daniel: That's not what the evidence says, Nora.
Nora: He had a G.P.R. test. There was no powder burns on his hands.
Daniel: You waited too long for that test.
Bo: Daniel, can we all just ease up?
Daniel: What's the problem? What are you waiting for?
Bo: More evidence.
Daniel: Don't take forever.
Nora: My God, he was human.
Bo: Excuse me?
Nora: No, he let you talk him down. Do you know that? The old Colson would've busted John by now. Maybe he's waiting for conclusive evidence to clear him.
Bo: Or nail him.
Kevin: This is a mock cover for "Craze."
Blair: Well, I do like this part, but I think this part's way too busy.
David: You use that cover or I'll quit before I start. So, what do you hear from Kelly?
Kevin: She's out of town.
David: Still out of town. Interesting.
Kevin: This guy.
Blair: Kevin, she's going to be all right.
Kevin: Well, I hope so. I don't know why she lied to me about where she went. What's she trying to keep from me?
Kelly: How's the baby?
Dorian: My adorable grandnephew? They're running the usual tests in the nursery.
Kelly: Where's Kevin? Have you -- have you heard from him? Did he get your message?
Dorian: Not yet. I checked my voicemail. Still nothing.
Kelly: Try him again, please?
Dorian: Look, I've already called him several times. I've done everything I can and then some. Look, I just -- I just started this job here at the hospital and I'm already asking for some very special privileges.
Kelly: I know, I know. I'm sorry. Thank you for getting me set up here. I appreciate it.
Dorian: Nonsense. You and the baby needed to be hospitalized. I don't know why Todd didn't do that first and then call me, and I don't understand why you called Todd, of all people, for help.
Kelly: I didn't call him for help. I called him to check up on Kevin and Blair, and then when he called me back, I was at the farm having the child.
Dorian: So Todd came and got you? Honey, if there's something you're not telling me, it's going to come out sooner or later.
Todd: I'll pay you an extra 5,000 at the end of the year if you do what I tell you. So if somebody asks, you're just going to tell them -- right, you helped that lovely woman deliver her little baby in your old, humble farmhouse. Got it? Good. Excellent. You have a nice day. All right, that's it. Kelly owes me.
Bo: Got to be something that doesn't point at John.
Nora: We're going to be here a while do you want pizza or burgers?
Bo: I got to get out of here. I got to clear my head. I think I'll go over to Capricorn and hear some music. You want to come?
Nora: Uh -- anywhere but Capricorn. Thanks, anyway. Not after R.J. And Evangeline set me up on that blind date.
Bo: Was it that bad?
Nora: He was married.
Nora: Yeah. So I'll just -- I got a lot of work to do, anyway.
Bo: All right. Well, if you change your mind --
Nora: Yeah, I know, but just don't tell me that I need a social life, ok?
Bo: No, I won’t.
Nora: Because I really do have a lot of work to do. And then when I finish with my work, then I will go and have my social life.
Bo: Ok. Good night, Nora.
Nora: Good night. Because I have a wonderful social life, I do -- with Matthew.
Riley: Ok, let me clear my head, then we will lay that down again.
Jen: You guys were great.
Riley: We were like no doubt without Gwen Stefani. We need Flash.
Jen: You don't believe me? Take a look.
Riley: You should make a short film.
Jen: Yeah, I could use something to get into.
Riley: What, besides Rex?
Jen: Rex who?
Rex: Here are some of the designs that I've submitted for the new restaurant. What do you think?
Lindsay: This isn't why I asked you to meet me here.
Rex: I had a feeling.
Lindsay: We -- we really need to talk about what happened the other night at Ultra Violet.
Rex: I haven't been able to stop thinking about it, either.
Lindsay: I should've never let that happen.
Rex: Listen, I know that we talked about cooling things off, but obviously we can’t.
Lindsay: It's not that we made love, it's where. I mean we were practically in public.
Rex: Actually, it was in public.
Lindsay: Anybody could've seen us.
Rex: Nobody did.
Lindsay: We can't let it happen again.
Rex: Why? Because you thought it was really bad or really good?
Kelly: Where is Kevin?
Dorian: Well, I have no idea. I also have no idea why you were so worried about Kevin and Blair that you called Todd for help. I thought you and Kevin had worked everything out.
Kelly: I'm trying to get a hold of Kevin now. Would you please try him again?
Dorian: I've tried -- let's see -- I've tried home, I've tried his cell, I've tried Viki’s, the office --
Kelly: Have you tried Blair? Call her. I bet she knows where he is.
Kevin: All right, now we're going to need someone to cover the local club scene.
David: That's me. I'm your man.
Blair: Because he's a lounge lizard.
Kevin: What's that?
David: Oh, that's the workmen. Dorian and I are remodeling.
Blair: I'll get it. Hello?
Dorian: Blair, it's me. Is Kevin there?
Blair: Yeah. Just a minute. It's Dorian.
Kevin: Yeah, Dorian, what's up?
Dorian: Kelly has had the baby.
Kevin: What? Is everything ok?
Dorian: Everything's just fine, but you'd better get over here to Llanview Hospital just as soon as possible.
Kevin: All right, I'll be right there.
Blair: So what's going on?
Kevin: Kelly just had the baby.
David: Hey, call us! Let us know how they're doing!
Starr: What's up with Kevin?
Todd: Hey, hey, buddy. Hey. How's it going? How would you like to make more money in one hour than you make all week?
Starr: So what did they name their baby?
Blair: Kevin didn't say, sweetie.
Starr: You know, I really am happy for them. Aren't you?
Blair: Have you seen my charm bracelet?
Blair: Are you sure?
Starr: You think I'm lying?
Blair: No, I did not say that.
Starr: You always think that.
Blair: Sweetie, I just wanted to know if you'd seen it, that's all.
Starr: It's not my fault for every bad thing that happens around here!
Blair: Starr --
David: I think she might be a witch. Hey, that's pretty good news about Kelly, huh? What's wrong?
Blair: Just want to know where my charm bracelet is, that's all.
David: Well, don't blame me.
Blair: I'm not blaming you, David.
David: What, you really think Starr took it?
Blair: Yeah, and you know what, I bet you if I went up to her room, I would find it, right along with the little crystal bell that sat right there on that mantel. Do you know where it is now? It's hanging from her window. Also, a bunch of coins sitting around facing up.
David: Maybe she is a witch.
Blair: And this.
David: Oh, Yeah.
Blair: Have you ever seen anything like this?
David: Yes, I have seen one of these.
Blair: Well, what is it?
David: My cellmate in Morocco had these. He used them to ward off evil spirits or something like that.
Blair: Evil sp-- what would Starr want something like this for?
David: I don't know, maybe she's -- she's scared of something.
Blair: Starr's the bravest little girl I know. Well, what does she have to be scared of?
Starr: Would you please keep it down? I am trying to eavesdrop here.
Todd: Anything I should know about?
Todd: Shh, shh, shh. Shh.
Starr: I'm sorry. I'm just so happy to see you.
Todd: You miss me?
Todd: I miss you, too.
Starr: I am so scared.
Todd: There's nothing to be scared about.
Starr: What if we're never a family again?
Todd: No, I'm going to fix that.
Todd: I can't tell you right now, but I'm going to solve all our problems -- sooner than you think.
R.J.: The Manning case is over.
Evangeline: I'm handling some other legal matters for him.
R.J.: What kind of trouble is he in now?
Evangeline: R.J., I know you're not one of Todd’s biggest fans.
R.J.: Yeah, that has nothing to do with this. I just don't want him to get a chance to mess with you.
Evangeline: I've dealt with worse.
R.J.: Van, I'm not kidding. Manning will use anyone anytime for anything as long as he gets what he wants. Excuse me; I'll be right back.
Rex: Admit it, Lindsay, you liked it.
Lindsay: It was wrong.
Rex: It was exciting. A lot of people get off on it, you know, the fear of getting caught.
Lindsay: Well, maybe that's why I'm doing it. Maybe I want to get caught so I'll stop doing dangerous things.
Rex: Is that what you think it is, dangerous?
Lindsay: I can't keep living my life like this. I can't see you anymore. I'm pulling out of this business deal.
R.J.: Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Capricorn’s very own Eve McBain.
Eve: Got a simple wish that means so much to me hope one day I'll be someone you care for like when you hold me in your arms in all my dreams oh, my dear you're the one I adore guess it's funny but each time I think of you troubles I'm going through fade in a heartbeat I feel your presence and then life is heavenly thanks to you the one that I adore I've been waiting for so long trying to find my rainbow's end have we passed like ships in the night? Hope someday I won't have to pretend if it's crazy then I guess I'll just play the fool long as my heart says you'll love me forever the world's not big enough to keep you far from me oh, my dear you're the one I adore
Jessica: Now that newspaper is where it belongs. It's lining Taino's litter box.
Natalie: Yeah, exactly where it belongs. And besides, we're not supposed to be talking about Haver, not tonight.
John: Yeah, I'll second that. So, how's your mom doing, huh?
Jessica: I don't know. We're still waiting to hear the results back from the tests.
Natalie: So, what's up with Jamie? Any new tricks?
Antonio: Oh, the dropping game.
Jessica: Yeah, that's where she throws things on the floor and sees how many times we're gullible enough to pick them up.
Antonio: Mm-hmm, and she's also got a couple new words, too.
Jessica: And she sings and she sings. It's so wonderful. She sounds like a little music box.
Natalie: Oh, great, yeah.
Jessica: Sorry. Jeez.
John: It's ok, really.
Natalie: You know what? Haver's gone for good. John's name's going to be cleared. It's going to be ok.
Antonio: You said it.
Daniel: I am knocking off for tonight, Nora. You might as well, too.
Nora: In a little while.
Daniel: You know, Nora --
Nora: I know, I know -- all work, no play. Go out, meet people, get a social life. I get it, ok?
Daniel: All right, I was just going to say that the tag is sticking out of the back of your dress.
Nora: Oh. Thank you.
Luis: Excuse me. This just got dropped off.
Nora: What is it?
Daniel: "For the D.A. and the Commissioner, regarding Stephen Haver’s death."
Daniel: Bo's got to see this.
Nora: Yes, he does.
Daniel: Do you know where he is?
Nora: As a matter of fact, I do.
Eve: Thank you very much.
Bo: That was great. You sounded even better than on your C.D.S.
Eve: You've heard them?
Bo: Yeah, I bought one.
Eve: That explains the spike in my sales.
Bo: Have you eaten dinner yet?
Eve: Oh, I was just going to grab a quick bite.
Bo: Want to grab a quick bite with me? I can use the company.
Eve: So could I. Thanks.
Evangeline: What is the problem? You don't like your singer fraternizing with the customers?
R.J.: The last thing I need is Longview’s top cop hanging around here all the time.
Evangeline: Is there a reason you don't want the police here?
R.J.: Other than my general dislike, distrust, and disdain of law enforcement? No.
Lindsay: I'm going to go.
Lindsay: Because -- because it's obvious that we can't separate business and pleasure.
Rex: What do you want?
Lindsay: I don't know.
Rex: Well, you said before that you might want to be caught. You really think that's true?
Rex: But in order to be caught, you -- you have to be with me, right? Come on, Lindsay. Let's live dangerously.
Riley: You know what?
Riley: You know how long we've been working on this, and not once have you tried to bail or mention grabbing a drink?
Jen: Maybe you're a good influence on me.
Riley: Oh, ooh, ooh. Never been called that before. You -- you've been good for me, too. I was a mess when Flash left, and you've been a good friend.
Dorian: No, no, no. I'm sorry, sweetheart, it's me.
Kelly: Where is he?
Dorian: I have no idea. Really, this should be the happiest time of your life.
Kelly: I am happy.
Dorian: Yeah, sure. You were tossing and turning. What is it? Something's wrong. You know you can tell me anything.
Kelly: Oh, Kevin. Thank God you're here.
Kevin: Excuse me, Dorian. You all right? Oh, my God. Oh. Where's the baby?
Kelly: He's -- he's in the nursery.
Kevin: I'm sorry; I'm really excited about it. Tell me everything. What happened? Just don't leave any detail out. I want to know everything.
Blair: You know the monster that Starr’s really scared of is Todd. She just doesn't know it.
David: No, Blair, that's your monster. The thing that she's most scared of is right here in this house.
David: Blair, she's probably scared because of all those slasher movies you let her watch.
Blair: I don't let her watch those movies.
David: You know, the popularity of those movies comes from kids being afraid that their friends and their families are being threatened by outside forces.
Blair: Oh, and what are you now, some Social Scientist, David?
David: No, I stole that, actually, from my handy-dandy "inside kids' heads" manual. I got this when I was researching “Craze." You know what it also says?
David: Kids don't like it so much when their parents go into their bedrooms and steal things from them.
Blair: I'll take it -- I'll take it back. Ok, thank you, for the first time in your life, made a little sense.
David: Hey, I'm not all good posture and charm, you know.
Starr: I've been really creeped out. I keep hearing noises, and everything just scares me.
Todd: Have you told your mom?
Starr: She wouldn't understand.
Blair: Hey. What are you doing out here?
Starr: I came back down to get a drink.
Blair: I love you. You know that, don't you?
Starr: That's what you keep telling me.
Blair: That's because it's the truth.
Starr: Dad, the coast is clear.
Todd: Listen to me, there's nothing for you to be scared about. I'm not going to let anything happen to you.
Starr: You're not here to help me! And sometimes I wake up at night and I hear all these noises, and it scares me so much.
Todd: You think they're real?
Starr: I don't know. When I get up, it stops, and then I go on the Internet and I don't feel so alone.
Todd: Listen to me, now, you're not alone. Even if we're not in the same room, I'm with you.
Starr: Do you get scared sometimes?
Starr: So what do you do?
Todd: I think of you.
Blair: Coming! Hey. I thought you were getting something to drink.
Starr: I changed my mind.
Blair: Ok. Evangeline.
Evangeline: Hey. Sorry to just stop by, but we need to do this face to face.
Blair: Ok, well, come on in.
Blair: So what's this about?
Evangeline: It's about Todd.
Kevin: I can't believe you had the baby and I -- I wasn't there.
Kelly: I know, I -- I'm sorry. I should never have taken off the way I did. I just --
Kevin: No, you know what, it's fine. The most important thing is you're both all right. What do you think is taking those tests so long? I really want to see this guy.
Kelly: Yeah, you know, he'll be here soon, don't worry.
Kevin: You sure everything's all right?
Kelly: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Kevin: I mean, with him coming so early and you being alone with no medical help --
Dorian: I don't know. He doesn't seem all that premature. Wait till you see him, Kevin. I think somebody miscounted.
Kevin: Dorian, I want to thank you for getting Kelly here and getting her all set up.
Dorian: Anything for my Kelly.
Kevin: I just wish you would have called me.
Kelly: I'm sorry. Everything happened so fast.
Kevin: Well, I know, but before that. Why didn't you tell me where you were?
Jessica: Careful with that. It's our fine plastic.
Natalie: Shh, you don't want to wake up Jamie.
Jessica: Oh, are you kidding me? She sleeps like a rock. The other night me and Antonio had a C.D. on and we were dancing and she just slept right through it. Can you believe it? All we've been doing all night is been talking about Jamie. You must think we're complete bores.
Natalie: No. I just think you guys are -- you're happy.
Jessica: You will be happy soon, too, I promise.
Natalie: Fingers crossed.
Jessica: So -- um -- what's going on?
Antonio: I'm looking forward to working with you, man.
John: Yeah, if I can keep my badge.
Antonio: Those charges don't mean anything, man. You'll be cleared.
John: You know, I kind of like it here in Llanview. I'm glad I stuck around, especially now that my mom's here, Michael, Shannon.
Antonio: And Natalie?
Natalie: So we talked -- about us.
Natalie: And we have a lot in common. We both like to play pool. We both lost someone that we love. And, you know, neither one of us, we're not ready for a serious relationship right now.
John: Natalie and I will never be more than friends. We both know that.
Eve: Llanview's already starting to feel like home.
Bo: Well, you're a lovely addition to the landscape.
Eve: I just worry about John.
Bo: John didn't kill Haver. Maybe he wanted him dead, a lot of people did, but it wasn't John. John's one of the good guys.
Eve: I know. Even after his father died, he could've gotten in with the wrong kind of crowd, but he never did. He always just wanted to do the right thing. That's why he joined the F.B.I. and that's what scares me so much.
Bo: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Eve: Do you have a son who's a cop?
Bo: I -- ahem -- I did have, but he was killed in the line of duty.
Eve: Oh, God, I'm -- I'm so sorry.
Bo: Oh. We both lost one to the job. Hi.
Nora: Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt. Bo, I really need to speak to you. It's important.
Bo: Is it about Matthew?
Eve: If it's about John, I'd like to hear about it.
Bo: All right. I'll let you know as soon as I can, ok? Just excuse me for a second.
Nora: New evidence just came in about John, and it's bad.
Kelly: I was upset because of you and Blair and I wasn't thinking clearly. My hormones were raging.
Kevin: All right, so let me get this straight -- you weren't with your friend Sandy in Baltimore, obviously, you weren't in Texas. Where were you?
Kelly: It sounds stupid. I was at a spa.
Kevin: You were at a sp-- wait, are you telling me you were getting massages and facials the whole time?
Kelly: I'm sorry. Please don't be mad.
Kevin: No, I'm not mad. Look, I'm just glad there wasn't a problem, because if anything would've happened to you or the baby --
Kelly: No, no, no, there wasn't a problem. We're fine, and it was good for me to get away. I was on my way back to you when I went into labor.
Kevin: Yeah, but see, what I don't underst--
Nurse: Mr. Buchanan? Have you met this little fellow?
Kevin: Hey, that's him?
Nurse: Would you like to hold him?
Kevin: Oh, you bet I would. Oh oh, man. Hey there, big guy. How you doing? I'm your daddy. I'm so sorry I wasn't there for you. Oh, man. He's amazing. Oh.
Kelly: Yeah, he is.
Kevin: Oh. I can't believe it. I mean, we haven't even -- we haven't even come up with a name yet.
Kelly: I think he looks like a Buchanan, don't you?
Kevin: Yeah, I think he does.
Kelly: You know, I was thinking. How about we name him after Asa?
Kevin: You would do that for my family?
Kelly: He's a Buchanan.
Kevin: What do you think of that, Ace, hmm?
Kelly: Yeah. He's our lucky little Ace.
Starr: What are they talking about?
Todd: I don't know, but I got to go.
Starr: Wait, dad, you haven't been here that long.
Todd: I'm going to walk on so we can be together soon, ok? Jack, too. But you remember me -- no matter where you are, I'm there with you, ok? Now listen to me, I need you to do something for me. Keep an eye on your mom and just let me know her comings and goings, who she's seeing.
Starr: Like Kevin?
Todd: Exactly. Kevin. Will you do that for me?
Starr: I promise.
Blair: There is no way that I am going to share custody with Todd. I don't want him near my children.
Evangeline: I strongly urge you to think about this. Think about what's best for them, Blair.
Blair: Well, what's best for them is for him to stay as far away from them as possible.
Evangeline: They love him.
Blair: Well, they don't understand what he did to me.
Evangeline: Do you even understand it completely?
Blair: He raped me.
Evangeline: That's how you remember it. But your memory was impaired, we know that now, by the tumor.
Blair: I was there.
Evangeline: So was Todd. And he keeps insisting over and over and over again that he's innocent.
Blair: Well, you know what, he's lying, and he just got you to get him out of it.
Evangeline: Todd sat in that courtroom with years of his life at stake and he didn't fight for himself. He fought for you. That's how much he loves you. That's how much he loves his children. I hope that you will reconsider Todd’s request.
Daniel: R.J., Can I have a club soda?
Daniel: Listen, your partner's not in tonight, is she?
R.J.: Look, Daniel, I'm not Lindsay’s keeper, ok, so don't make a habit of this. Now, she was here earlier and she left. I have no idea if she'll be back.
Daniel: Thanks for the help.
Daniel: That's Lindsay’s coat.
Daniel: It's Colson. Listen, I want to investigate Rex Balsom's club, Ultra Violet. Yeah, I hear there may be some underage drinking going on, and I'm certain their papers aren't in order. Find out.
Riley: I just got off the phone with Flash.
Jen: How is she?
Riley: Well, she could barely talk, but she managed to get out a "good luck" for everybody.
Jen: Great, you guys are going to rock. You know, I'm going to go the campus and let everyone know you guys are playing tonight, all right? See ya.
Daniel: I want you to use whatever you can to shut Ultra Violet down tonight.
R.J.: Well, now, if Kelly’s had her baby, then what are you doing here?
Dorian: I'm meeting David.
R.J.: After leaving him at the altar?
Dorian: Oh, R.J. a lot has happened since then.
R.J.: Well, watch your back -- and your jewelry. Oh, Mr. Vickers. Looking dapper, as usual.
David: Thank you, R.J. Hey, how is Kelly?
Dorian: She and the baby are doing just fine. I left her so she could have some time with Kevin, but I'm going back.
David: Ok, I'm glad to hear that she's ok. I'm very relieved.
Dorian: You mean that, don't you?
David: I care about your girls, too, you know.
Dorian: So many -- so many couples don't have that, that common bond. They keep secrets, terrible secrets from each other.
David: Well, not us. We know everything there is to know about each other, don't we?
Dorian: Yes. For better or for worse.
David: And you still seem to like me, don't you?
Dorian: Well, you -- you renovated my house. You went through all that trouble setting up the wedding. You got a job. Oh, what the heck. What am I waiting for?
David: What --
Dorian: David Vickers, will you marry me?
David: Come here. Yes. I will marry you.
Kevin: Oh, he is just beautiful. He's beautiful. Thank you so much for giving me another son.
Nurse: Time to go back to the nursery.
Kevin: Oh. All right. Hey, he opened his eyes. Look at that. All right, I'm not going to let this guy out of my sight. Here you go. I'm going to let you rest. Then I'm going to come back and I want you to tell me the whole story about how he made his grand entrance, ok? Ok. All right.
Todd: "I'm here, Starr."
Starr: "I'm scared, dad."
Blair: Get out of here!
Blair: Let go of me! Let go of me!
Blair: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What really happened that night?
John: Then there was the guy last week --
Antonio: Hmm, he said he couldn't have been the guy jacking the jewelry store because he was too busy --
John and Antonio: Robbing the bank.
Natalie: Talk about dumb criminals.
[Knock on door]
Jessica: Mmm, I'll get it.
Antonio: You sure, babe?
Jessica: Mm-hmm. Hi, Bo.
Bo: Hey, Jess. John here?
John: What's up, Bo?
Bo: I hate this. John McBain, you're under arrest for the murder of Stephen Haver.
Stay tuned for scenes from the next "One Life To Live."
On the next "One Life To Live" --
Bo: John, who you think's behind this?
John: Haver's behind it.
Natalie: I am telling you he didn't do this.
Todd: There's really nothing to be scared of, ok?
Starr: You say that, but I still am.
Blair: Viki, what have I done?
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