OLTL Transcript Tuesday 12/16/03

One Life to Live Transcript Tuesday 12/16/03

Provided by Amanda
Proofread by Kathy

Bo: Hi.

Nora: Hey.

Bo: How's the decorating coming?

Nora: Oh, just great. Asa's been "fixing" all of Vikiís tasteful mistakes that she made before she left.

Bo: Does that mean we're going to have a cowboy Christmas?

Nora: Something like that. Matthew's having the time of his life.

Bo: Good.

Nora: How's Jen?

Bo: The doctor says she's going to be okay.

Nora: Thank God.

Bo: Yeah, she's lucky. This killer broke his pattern. He used to strike every two weeks.

Nora: Yeah, and Rex Balsom almost saw him.

Bo: Mm-hmm. Means he's getting sloppy.


Evangeline: Antonio.

Antonio: Hey.

Evangeline: Hey, thanks for meeting me.

Antonio: Yeah, I was just about to call you. Any word?

Evangeline: Uh-uh.

Antonio: Guess Emma Jacobs is gone.

Evangeline: I don't buy it. She walks away from years of doctoral work and a subpoena just to avoid the embarrassment of testifying in her lover's divorce case?

Antonio: Well, I just checked her lab. Nobody's seen her all day. I'll go back, I'll check again.

Evangeline: Well, I'll go see if I can talk to the dean of students.

Antonio: I'll walk you there.

Evangeline: I know where the building is.

Antonio: I'm sure you do.


Dorian: Now, of course, your arrival came as a shock to all of us, especially to Kelly. And my relationship with your mother, even for sisters, was really complicated. But all I can say is I'm really happy to have you in our family.

Paul: Thank you. I appreciate that, Aunt Dorian. I know you were not pleased when Aunt Betsy named me as her heir.

Dorian: I never let money come in between family.

Paul: Not even $30 million?

Dorian: I'm sure Kelly won't feel that way. After all, she's going through a very difficult time right now. I'm worried about her. She needs people that she can count on.

Paul: Yeah, I know. I'm worried about Kelly, too.

David: Well, that would make three of us, Paul, because I'm worried about Kelly, too. Among other things.


Asa: Kelly. You're not going to give up now, are you?

Kelly: Leave me alone, Asa.

Asa: I'm sorry. I got to tell you, though -- I put a sizable fortune in -- in investment with your husband. And it -- it's just making me sick to know he's going to throw it all away on that tramp Blair Cramer.

Kelly: Blair's the one he wants, not me.

Asa: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That fool doesn't know what he wants. He never did. I straightened him out so many damn times, I can't even remember. This is what we can actually try to do this time.

Kelly: It's too late. Kevin doesn't love me anymore. He wants Blair. He's probably with her right now.


Kevin: Oh, man. What is this? What's going on?

Blair: What do you think? I mean, why don't you just stop fighting it? Stop.

Kevin: I'm not.

Blair: Hmm?


Paul: You know, David, I'm sorry you don't like me.

David: Of course I like you, Paul. What's not to like? You're charming, witty, a little bit shorter than me, and soon to be loaded.

Dorian: David, green is a very unbecoming color for you.

David: Oh, who's talking?

Dorian: I'm happy for Paul.

Paul: Thank you.

Dorian: He's had a difficult life, and I think he deserves a little good fortune.

David: This is a very big fortune, especially considering everything he's going to have to give up in order to get it. Love, passion.

Paul: No, just marriage. And that's what kills love and passion anyway, right?

David: Sounds like you've been there, done that.

Paul: No, I've been lucky. I haven't made that mistake myself.

David: Yes. Very lucky. Especially since good old Aunt Betsy stipulated in her will "no marriage" in order to inherit her millions.

Paul: Right. Thanks for noticing.

David: No problem. Well, it's going to be your loss. Because marriage can be wonderful with the right partner.

Dorian: David, I never realized you were such a romantic.

Paul: You know, I'll be back in just a sec. Maybe when I get back, though, we can actually talk about something that'll help Kelly.

David: You're not actually going to let that little guppy charm you out of $30 million, are you?

Dorian: Well, no. Because if the little guppy gets his hands on that much money, he might lose some of his natural sweet qualities. And I can't allow that to happen, for his sake.

David: So selfless of you.

Dorian: Yes. Yes, I've always taken a profound interest in other people's interests.

David: Blah, blah, blah.

Dorian: What's your plan?


Nora: Have you seen the room that Asa fixed up for Matthew upstairs? Have you seen what's in it?

Bo: I don't think I want to know.

Nora: Oh, big-screen TV, D.V.D. player, surround sound. Every video game that has ever been made or thought of. A robotic dog. Poor Matthew was so confused, he didn't know what to play with first.

Bo: Didn't sound so bad to me. Where is the little guy, anyway?

Nora: He passed out once the sugar left all his body, you know? Anyway, Asa convinced me to have him sleep here so he can start this whole process tomorrow morning.

Bo: I think Pa is probably going overboard because he's so mad at Kev.

Nora: For what? For not living his life according to Asa Buchananís standards?

Bo: Yeah, yeah. Pa hates when that happens.


Asa: We are not giving up on this marriage.

Kelly: "We"? What we? Kevin's cheating on me, not you.

Asa: Damn tramp.

Kelly: It takes two, Asa.

Asa: Well, we're not going to quit.

Kelly: At this point, I don't know what I'm going to do.

Asa: I've been doing some thinking, really. See if you like it. We're going to pull out all the stops. You're a very, very good-looking young lady. And you've got brains. And you could use some of those subtle tricks that females use. You know, like -- all women know about it -- to get a man. Now, if you can do that, that's the only chance we've got.


Kevin: I've been waiting for this for so long.

Blair: Well, then what are you waiting for, hmm?

Kevin: All right. All right, all right. Hold on, hold on. We got to talk about this.

Blair: Sure. Go ahead. Talk.

Kevin: Okay. Uh -- what -- what's going on here?

Blair: You agreed to meet me here. What do you want to be going on, Kevin?

Kevin: Look, I -- I called you because I think it's time for you to tell Todd --

Blair: Yeah, I know what you think.

Kevin: But when are you going to tell him?

Blair: "When"?

Kevin: Yeah.

Blair: When he has suffered as much as I have. Do you have any idea what he put me through?

Kevin: I think I do. I mean --

Blair: You have no idea how he made me feel, Kevin. All the times that he's hurt me. Even before he let me think that he was dead. You know, I want to ask you something. How does a man do that to somebody that he claims that he loves, huh?

Kevin: He's Todd Manning.

Blair: Yeah. Well, Todd Manningís going to find out what real jealousy is all about.

Kevin: Don't get down in the gutter with him. Just tell him that you know the truth and walk off.

Blair: No, no! Not after everything that he's done to me! Not this time! No way!

Kevin: You cannot fight him on his level. God knows what he'll do when he finds out.

Blair: You know what? I don't care.

Kevin: Well, I do! Look, listen to me. I care about you, okay? You have two children. Don't you care about them?

Blair: Yes, I care about my --

Kevin: Then don't do this! Please. It's dangerous.


Todd: You knew I was there. You wanted me to see it. You looked me right in the eye and you kissed that piece of -- are you crazy? Do you know what you're doing? Do you know what this means? There you go.


Blair: You know, what do you want me to do, Kevin? He put me through hell, and I'm just supposed to let him get away with it?

Kevin: Well, he's going to lose you. Isn't that payback enough?

Blair: Not nearly enough.

Kevin: Okay, you know what, Blair? That's fine. It's your life. If you -- if you want to make that choice, I don't want any part of it.

Blair: Wait a minute! You said you wanted me.

Kevin: Oh, I do. I do want you in the worst way, but not like this. And I definitely don't want to be used like this.

Blair: You -- well, you didn't have any problem using me, Kevin, when you chased me to Harrisburg!

Kevin: I have never used you!

Blair: You did!

Kevin: I care about you!

Blair: You know what? You're exactly like Todd! All you really care about is what you really want!

Kevin: That is not true, and you know it.

Blair: Get out!

Kevin: You know what? I wanted to help you. I really did.

Blair: I said leave.

Blair: I don't need either one of you. It's not over, Todd. It's not over till you're as miserable as I am, you hear me? You hear me? It's not over!


Todd: We just got married, and you're already running off with Kevin Buchanan? I should have killed him. Oh, I should have strangled him. I should have buried him. That's what you wanted, wasn't it? Blair. That's why you -- you went after him right in my face, hmm? Why did you do that? Why would you do that? You wanted me to see that. Why? What are you up to? What are you up to? What are you up to?


David: And then we got him.

Dorian: That's your plan?

David: Yeah.

Dorian: David, I think that Moroccan prison food killed some of your brain cells.

David: No, this is going to work.

Dorian: If he agrees to it. Which, if he is as devious as you say he is, he's not.

David: But if he's as innocent as you say he is, he has no reason not to agree to it. And besides, I don't hear you coming up with any better plan.

Dorian: What happened to that, you know, innocent, young girl you said you'd found for me?

David: Well, apparently, I gave her too much encouragement. She moved to Los Angeles to become a real actress, so we're back to the drawing board on her.

Dorian: That money is rightfully mine.

David: That money is rightfully ours, and I want more than a finder's fee this time.

Dorian: Finder's fee? For finding what? Okay, wait a minute. You find the right girl, you'll get a finder's fee.

David: Oh, I will find the right girl. But in the meantime, we can knock this little Dudley Do-Right out right now, tonight, if you would just help me with my plan.

Paul: So, what'd I miss?


Nora: 20 presents. I counted 20 presents for Matthew under that tree. When did Asa find the time? I'm trying to teach this kid not to be materialistic. Asa's turning him into Richie Rich!

Renee: Have you forgotten? He is a Buchanan in training.

Nora: Oh, thank you. Forgot. Oh, no. Asa?

Asa: Yes?

Nora: What's that in your hand?

Asa: It's a Christmas present for my grandson.

Nora: Asa, don't you think you've done enough? There are too many presents now.

Asa: Nora, you can never have too many Christmas presents.

Renee: Asa.

Nora: A gun? You got Matthew a gun?

Asa: Nora, it's a B.B. gun.

Nora: It's a gun, Asa. You got him a gun.

Asa: Bo, you're also his father. You want this kid to grow up --

Bo: Pa, Pa --

Asa: Like some fashion designer?

Bo: Pa!

Asa: When you were younger than Matthew, I was teaching you how to shoot a gun.

Bo: I know, Pa. That was a long time ago. That was in Texas, all right? I think Noraís right. I mean, you've already gotten Matthew -- you gave him his own pony, you know? Why don't you pick one other present down there and then just put all the others away for now, including the B.B. gun.

Nora: Thank you very much.

Bo: It's no problem. He is my son, too.

Kevin: Hey, everybody. The party still going?

Bo: Hey, Kev.

Nora: Oh.

Kevin: Is there any food left?

Kelly: Um -- ahem -- I'm glad you made it back. We all missed you. Do you want some cider or something?

Kevin: No, I'll get it myself.

Kelly: Okay. Well, why don't you take off your coat and stay a while, huh?

Kevin: Okay.

Kelly: What's that?

Kevin: What? What?

Kelly: That's lipstick.

Kevin: No, it's not.

Kelly: Yes, it is! Do you think I'm blind? That's from Blair, isn't it? Isn't it?


Evangeline: So, none of the other grad students have seen Emma Jacobs all day?

Antonio: No, no, and they were surprised because she's got a perfect attendance record. But I did speak to a girl that lived across the hall from her. She said she saw her last night leaving for her dance class.

Evangeline: Oh, my God.

Antonio: Yeah.

Evangeline: Antonio, we have to find her.

Antonio: Yeah, I know. I was on my way to check the dance studio now.

Antonio: Wait a second. Somebody's ripped that poster down.

Evangeline: It's probably just some students fooling around. It's --

Antonio: Yeah, well, this lunatic isn't fooling around. These students better realize that fast.


Kevin: Kelly -- Kelly, listen, this is not what you think.

Kelly: What is it, then? Why are you lying to me? Do you think I'm stupid? Why are you doing this, Kevin? I mean, why? Are you trying to protect Blairís marriage?

Kevin: No, I am not protecting her.

Kelly: Well, then why? Why can't you just tell me the truth?

Kevin: Listen, this is not about you, okay? You're not the victim here. Blair is the one that's been lied to and betrayed.

Kelly: Really?

Kevin: Yes.

Kelly: So what? So she wants to ruin my marriage because of it?

Kevin: She is not ruining your marriage.

Kelly: No, you are, because of Blair!

Kevin: She is not the problem here.

Kelly: Do you think I don't know why you lied to your mother? Do you think I don't know that you went to see Blair? What are you doing here? Just go back to her. You obviously want to be with her! Just leave!

Kevin: Listen to me. I am not leaving --

Kelly: Don't you touch me!

Kevin: Kelly -- Kelly, listen, we have got -- what are you going to -- you're just going to run? That's good. That's good!

Asa: You have the most beautiful, talented wife, who's crazy about you -- why the hell, I'll never know -- and you toss her away for some tramp. And I thought you had a brain.

Kevin: Oh, that's good, Grandpa.

Asa: Ah --

Kevin: You know what, you love to point out what I do wrong, but why don't you just wait for this one time until you find out what really happened, huh?


[Phone rings]

Todd: Hello? Hello? Is that you, Kevin? Huh? Is that you? She's here. She's with me. She's in my bed! She's waiting for me in my bed. And if you ever come near her, I'm going to tear your head off!

Blair: Welcome to hell, Todd. Why don't you just kick back and relax.


Dorian: Blair, I'm so glad you're here.

Blair: Hey. Just leaving. Hello, guys.

Dorian: Blair?

Paul: Bye.

Dorian: Excuse me; I'll be right back.

David: Paul, I got something to show you.

Dorian: Thank you. Honey, wait, please.

Blair: What?

Dorian: Please? Are you all right?

Blair: Yeah, I'm fine.

Dorian: You don't seem fine. What's going on with Todd?

Blair: I got him just where I want him.

Dorian: Meaning what?

Blair: Meaning he was just here, spying on me through your french doors.

Dorian: My goodness. What did he see?

Blair: Probably his worst nightmare. I was in Kevinís arms.

Dorian: And what did he do?

Blair: Just turned and left.

Dorian: Oh, thank heaven for that. You seem disappointed.

Blair: Hmm. I am, actually.

Dorian: Blair?

Blair: What?

Dorian: This is -- this is -- this is insane. I mean, do you know how risky this is?

Blair: I -- you know what, I don't care. He deserves it! He should rot in hell for what he did to me.

Dorian: You know very well what that man is capable of.

Blair: Yeah, I do. And you know what? Now he's going to find out what I'm capable of.

Dorian: Honey Ė


Todd: What are you thinking, Buchanan, calling me here at my home? What, you think I'm going to -- no, they're together now. Oh. Now we're a family. We're a happy -- you said you were happy. Was that a lie? No, no, it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. You love Walker. You married Walker. Why would you want to make Walker jealous? Hmm? You hate when Walker gets jealous. Why? Why, why? You said that to Walker so many times. You know he asked his wife for a divorce! Why did he do that?

Blair: Well, that's between Kevin and Kelly!

Todd: Because he knows he can have you, like he's already had you!

Blair: You know what? I'm not going to be around you when you're like this.

Todd: Just a minute.

Blair: Stop it! You're acting exactly like Todd!

Todd: Oh, my God, no. God, no, no -- she knows. She knows.


Paul: Hmm. So, you bought your own polygraph?

David: No, no, Paul. This is a lie detector. It's just a hobby of mine -- picking up old gadgets, seeing if they work. You ever seen one of these babies in action?

Paul: No.

David: Oh. Then why don't we hook you up? We'll take it for a spin.

Paul: I don't think so.

Dorian: Oh, come on. It could be fun, Paul.

Paul: Come on; look at this thing. What -- what if it's defective? I could get electrocuted.

David: Dorian, I could've sworn that you said that Paul here was a hero.

Dorian: Mm-hmm.

David: You're not afraid of a little shock, are you? Or do you have some big, juicy secret to hide?

Paul: Not at all.

Dorian: Well, then, go ahead.

David: Yeah.

Paul: No, thanks.

David: You know, Dorian, I know you've never done anything that you're ashamed of. Why don't you show Paul here that it won't hurt?

David: All right. Let's try us a bigger one. No, I'm going to need you to put that down. Very good.

Paul: Sorry.

David: All right, Dorian. Why are you always so jealous of Viki Davidson?

Dorian: I'm not.

David: Uh -- you see that? Lying.

Dorian: Ask me another question.

David: Okay. Which of your husbands did you love the most?

Dorian: That isn't a fair question.

David: Just be honest.

Dorian: Why, you, David, of course.

David: Lying again.

Dorian: Mel Hayes.

David: Mel -- what, the Pulitzer prize-winning journalist you're always bragging about?

Dorian: You wanted me to be honest.

David: What I want is another shot at the top spot, baby.

Dorian: You keep dreaming. It's what you do best. Any other questions?

David: Not right now.

Dorian: All righty, Paul. It's your turn.

Paul: I already told you guys, I'm not interested.

David: Wow. I am really starting to think that you've got something to hide.

Dorian: Me, too.


Kevin: I don't owe you an explanation, but I'm going to give you one. Yes, we're having problems. Everyone knows that. And I am very doubtful that we'll be able to solve them. Having said that, I'm still married to my wife. I'm not going to do anything to hurt her. And no matter what she thinks, I haven't had an affair with Blair or anyone else.

Asa: You were at Blairís! That's her brand on your collar!

Kevin: She was in trouble! She called me! She wanted my help! We talked! I tried to comfort her! That's what happened, Grandpa, whether you believe it or not. I'm going to go.

Asa: What the hell's wrong with that boy?

Bo: Ah, give it a rest, Pa.

Asa: No! I put a lot of time and money in him.

Nora: Oh, he's not an investment. He's your grandson.

Asa: Nora, you left this family! Don't you dare tell me how to run it!

Bo: No, nobody's trying to tell you anything you don't already know, Pa. You can't live other people's lives for them.

Matthew: Bo?

Bo: What --

Matthew: Did Grandpa do something wrong?


Todd: How'd you find out, Blair? How'd you know it was me? Huh? Who told you? Who told you? How'd you find out? Somebody told you. I know who it was. Oh, you're a dead man, Buchanan!

[Knock on door]

Todd: Go away.

Kelly: Let me in! It's Kelly!


Kelly: Blair, let me in!

Todd: What do you want?

Kelly: Where's Blair? I want to talk to her. Hey! Blair! Where is she?

Todd: She's doing the horizontal mambo with your husband. What do you think?

Kelly: Oh, shut up. I just came from Asaís. Kevin was there. He was trying to cover his tracks. I figured Blair was here trying to do the same thing.

Todd: Oh, no, she's not here. She's not coming back probably, either.

Kelly: Why?

Todd: Because your sniveling husband told her who I am.


Antonio: All right, do me a favor -- don't touch a thing. Show me the light, Ralph.

Evangeline: I hope you're wrong about this.

Antonio: Yeah. Yeah, me, too. Ralph, you're sure the car you saw in the garage belonged to Emma Jacobs?

Ralph: She's over here all the time, storing her lab work in the refrigerators across the hall. She works hard, all hours.

Antonio: Yeah, but you haven't seen her since last night?

Ralph: No.

Antonio: Ah, you don't need to see this.

Evangeline: Oh, my God!

Ralph: That's her.

Antonio: All right. Call 911.


Paul: No, I didn't kill J.F.K.

Dorian: Not funny.

Paul: Look, you guys think you're going to dig up some big, terrible secret on me, you're wrong.

Dorian: No, we don't think that, do we, David?

David: No, don't be ridiculous. We're just playing a game. We're just having fun, right? Okay. Are you ready? Have you ever broken the law?

Paul: No.

David: Okay. Have you -- I don't know -- ever been on a submarine?

Dorian: No.

Paul: No.

David: Okay. Have you ever been in love?

Paul: No. Have you? I mean, except with yourself?

[Dorian laughs]

David: I'm asking the questions, thank you very much. So, if you've never been in love, it would follow then that you've never been married. Is that true?

Paul: I've already answered this question, like, a dozen times.

David: Hey, we're just having fun. Answer it a dozen and one -- have you ever been married?

Paul: Fine. I've never been married.


Bo: Hey, buddy. Come here. What are you doing up? You ought to be in bed right now, dreaming about Christmas. No. Grandpa didn't do anything wrong. It's just sometimes, when he loves somebody so much, he can get a little carried away.

Matthew: Can you tuck me in?

Bo: Yeah. That I'd love to do.

Asa: Hey, little cowpoke. I'm sorry I woke you. I had somebody very close to me who let me down real hard. You'd never do that to your grandpa, would you?

Matthew: No.

Asa: Attaboy. How would you like to be President of the U.S.A.?

Nora: Asa.

Asa: Why not? He's a Buchanan. There's no limit to what he could be.

Nora: All that he's going to be is asleep. Come on. Oh. Say goodbye.

[Phone rings]

Asa: Night.

Renee: Good night.

Bo: Buchanan. Hey, Antonio, what's up? Where are you? I'm on my way.

Renee: Again?


Kelly: Blair knows?

Todd: Oh, you're damn right she does, and your husband told her.

Kelly: Why -- why would he do something like that?

Todd: Oh, I don't know, Kelly! What do you think?

Kelly: If you think it's because he wants her to sleep with him, that's ridiculous.

Todd: There's no other explanation!

Kelly: For what?

Todd: For what I saw tonight. For what Blair wanted me to see tonight -- she and your husband locked in a game of tonsil hockey.

Kelly: You -- you saw that?

Todd: At Dorian's. Yeah, Blair wanted me to see it. She knew I was there. She wants to pay me back for not telling her who I really am.

Kelly: Just -- if Blair knows, Kevin didn't tell her.

Todd: Oh, will you -- will you get with it!

Kelly: Hey --

Todd: He tells her, she dumps me. Hmm? He's there with a little shoulder for her to cry on.

Kelly: He -- Kevin -- Kevin wouldn't do that.

Todd: Why not? Do you think it's because of that home movie I have of you and your friend in Texas? Do you think he cares?

Kelly: Yes. Yes, he cares.

Todd: And that's why he's moving out on you -- because he cares so much.

Kelly: Well, he definitely cares about his career. He doesn't want that to get out because --

Todd: Oh, he'll just say, "Oh, she cheated on me. I'm horrified." But he still ends up Mr. Clean!

Kelly: He wouldn't take that chance.

Todd: That videotape is everything he needs to divorce you! And he figures if I'm the clear, he gets Blair. But just wait -- just wait -- when he finds out she's playing him to get back at me.

Kelly: You're unbelievable. You see your wife with another man and you think that she's just with him because she's mad at you?

Todd: There is no other reason for her to be there.

Kelly: Okay.

Todd: You didn't see the look she gave me when he was groping her. She's trying to stick it to me.

Kelly: Dream on, Todd.

Todd: Oh, where are you going?

Kelly: I'm going to find your wife and we're going to settle this once and for all!

Todd: Don't do that.

Kelly: Why not?

Todd: I got a better idea.


Paul: It was fun playing truth or dare with you guys.

David: Yeah.

Paul: It's too bad you didn't ask me about my secret years as a diamond smuggler.

Dorian: A diamond smuggler? Imagine. What are you thinking?

David: Stupid piece of junk. Hey, maybe we should've read the owner's manual.

Dorian: Look, look, look, look. That stupid piece of junk has proved that Paul's telling the truth.

David: No.

Dorian: Yes!

David: No.

Dorian: No, no, no. It's clear. Aunt Betsyís medication was switched by accident.

David: I don't know.

Dorian: You know -- the point is she is going to die sooner rather than later, so we've got to come up with something else.

David: Okay. Well, do you have any ideas?

Dorian: Um --

David: Mm-hmm.

Dorian: Aunt Betsy has said that she won't leave her money to anyone who's ever been married, right?

David: Right, but Paul just said that he never has been married and you seem to believe him.

Dorian: Oh, but there's an old saying -- "There's someone for everyone." We just need to find someone for Paul.

David: A girl worth $30 million? I would like to meet her myself.

Dorian: Do you have a better idea?

David: This was a good idea. That guy -- that guy is up to something, I am telling you. This should've worked.

Dorian: Well, it didnít.

David: I know it didn't, and I'm going to find out why.


Nora: What's wrong? Where's Bo?

Renee: I think they found another girl murdered.

Nora: Oh, no.

Asa: You both are spending the night right here.

Nora: That's sweet, Asa. Thank you. It'll be nice to see Matthew wake up here.

Renee: Excuse me. I'd better call The Palace Hotel.

Nora: Okay.

Asa: And, Nora, I'm not going to spoil Matthew anymore. I got your message.

Nora: Don't you know that Matthew will love you no matter what kind of presents you give him? The same way Kevin does?

Asa: Don't you ever mention Kevinís name to me. He's out of my life for good.

Nora: Okay, just promise me you're not going to try and slide Matthew into that slot.

Asa: Well, what? You wouldn't like the youngest Lieutenant Governor in the history of Pennsylvania?

Nora: Yeah, that would be great. That'd be really cool, okay. You're hopeless.

Asa: Ah, yes, I am. But little Matthew is a Buchanan, and he's going to be somebody whether his parents like it or not. Oh, what a day.


Bo: Yeah, John, get down here as fast as you can. Antonio. I know you'd love to jump right in the middle of this, but, you know, you are a civilian.

Antonio: I'm sorry, Commissioner.

Bo: Well, it's okay. Don't worry about it. If you have a theory, I'd like to hear it.

Antonio: All right. The crime scene is all wrong. The music box -- it's cheaply made, no ballerina inside. Aside from that, the victim was strangled by a red scarf instead of a leotard.

Bo: So you think it's a copycat? All right. We'll wait and see if the marks on her face are from a different kind of lipstick, okay?

Evangeline: It's not lipstick. It's blood.

Bo: It's blood? What, is it -- excuse me, doctors, is it the killer's blood? Can you get his D.N.A.?

Doctor: Probably not. There's a puncture wound on her foot.

Bo: So it's her blood.

Doctor: Looks that way. We'll know for sure once we run the tests.

Bo: All right. Let me know.

Antonio: Commissioner, I don't think they're the same guy.

Bo: He went after Jen. He blew it, so maybe -- maybe he changed his M.O. Maybe somebody interrupted him down here before he got a chance to finish up all his artwork.

Antonio: All right. Either way, he's getting sloppy. Sooner or later, he's going to make a big mistake.


Todd: Hi, honey.

Blair: What are you doing?

Todd: Playing Santa Claus. Come here for a second, will you? Come. Come here. Put your finger right where mine is there. Thank you.

Blair: Why are you doing this now?

Todd: Well, I want to do it while the kids are asleep. Oh. You know, I can't wait to see their faces on Christmas morning. Starr said she doesn't believe in Santa Claus. I think she does just a little bit. I just want to make this a Christmas that she'll never forget. Jack, too. What's the matter?

Blair: Um -- ahem. I'm coming down with something.

Todd: Oh. You want me to massage your temples or something else?

Blair: Sorry, no.

Todd: Maybe you better have another aspirin.

Blair: Yeah. Yeah, and you know what? I'm going to sleep up in the guest bedroom -- ahem -- because if I am coming down with something, I don't want you to catch it, okay?

Todd: Maybe you ought to take a nice, hot bath. Sweat it out.

Blair: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'll do.

Todd: Sweetie?

Blair: Yeah?

Todd: I think it's going to be a terrific Christmas.

Blair: Yeah. I know it is.

Todd: Yeah, I think it's going to be a Christmas you'll never forget.

>> Stay tuned for scenes from the next "One Life to Live"


>> On the next "One Life to Live" --

Babe: We need to meet.

Paul: Is that really necessary?

Al: Maybe I should just go for broke -- tell her exactly who I am.

Nora: I've seen a bag like this before. Troy had one.

John: Who's Troy?

Gabrielle: Fancy seeing you here again, Troy.

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