OLTL Transcript Monday 12/8/03

One Life to Live Transcript Monday 12/8/03

Provided by Suzanne
Proofread by Kathy

Natalie: Need to work on that topspin.

John: Yeah? So show me.

Rex: Lindsay, hi.

Lindsay: I'm meeting someone.

Rex: I just need a minute.

Lindsay: No.

Rex: I never should have been in that hotel room covering up for Jen. You were right.

Lindsay: No, you should have gone to the police. A woman was killed, for God's sake.

Rex: I know, but if you could have seen how upset Jen was. She -- can you forgive me?

Lindsay: Jen's my only concern now.

Rex: Mine, too.

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Jen: "Sleepytime Motel"?

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Rex: And I'll always be there for her. You can count on it.

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Marcie: Hey. I -- I saw you giving your statement at the police station. You and Joe kind of seem like things are stressed out.

Jen: Yeah, you could say that.

Marcie: Anyway, I was just thinking that the party that you're planning for Joe -- well, maybe you ought to plan it with somebody else. You know, Rex -- he's nothing but trouble. Just like Michael McBain. I'll catch you later.

Marcie: Ahem.

Al: Marcie, hey. I was about to go and get some late dinner. You want to come?

Marcie: No, don't even try it. Don't even try it because I know exactly why you're being friendly to me.

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David: What, what, and what is so important it couldn't wait till tomorrow morning?

Dorian: Shh.

David: What?

Dorian: Aunt Betsy has decided to leave her $30 million nest egg to my nephew Paul.

David: Really?

Dorian: Yes.

David: And let me guess -- your nephew Paul isn't the sharing type.

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Dorian: I've got to get my hands on that $30 million. But I need your help.

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Kelly: I don't want to talk about this anymore!

Kevin: We have to talk about it. This doesn't have to be difficult --

Asa: What the devil is going on here?

Kelly: He's at it again, Asa. He's talking about a divorce.

Asa: What? Over my dead body, Kevin.

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Blair: Where you been?

Todd: Just walking around.

Blair: You left here screaming, breaking things.

Todd: I had to think.

Blair: About Kevin and me?

Todd: You said nothing happened, right?

Blair: Nothing did happen, Walker.

Todd: I should have believed you.

Blair: Why didn't you?

Todd: Sometimes it's hard to believe that someone like you could love me. I saw that picture in the paper, and I just -- I lost it. Sorry. Forgive me.

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Asa: Good Lord, Kelly. You're shaking.

Kelly: I don't want to talk about this anymore.

Kevin: We'll talk about it in the morning. And we will talk about it.

Kelly: Kevin -- Kevin, where are you going?

Asa: Don't you worry, Kelly. There will be no divorce.

Kelly: Kevin is so determined.

Asa: He may be a damn fool, but he is not stupid. He'll come to his senses.

Kelly: I'm not so sure anymore.

Asa: Kelly, you listen to me. Kevin could be governor in a couple of years. He's worked for everything that hard, and that's what he wants.

Kelly: I think there's something he wants more now.

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Blair: What happens the next time you're jealous of Kevin?

Todd: There won't be a next time.

Blair: Are you sure?

Todd: You love me. You chose me. I know that. And besides, we're married, yes? We're -- we took a vow.

Blair: Todd -- Todd was so jealous. And he always hurt me, and he would lie to me, Walker, and I hated it so much.

Todd: I'm not -- I'm not Todd. I won't let that happen to us, Blair.

Blair: Ok, good. You know -- good. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. We deserve a honeymoon. Yeah.

Todd: Yeah.

Blair: And I was thinking maybe tonight at the Bayberry Inn.

Todd: Ok, I'm ready when you are.

Blair: Oh.

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Natalie: Want to improve on your game?

John: Yeah, I wouldn't mind.

Natalie: Go buy a video.

Rex: I heard your mom's okay. I'm glad.

Natalie: Thank you. Me, too. Now, how about you telling me what you were thinking.

Rex: What?

Natalie: Helping Jen hide the fact that she was at a murder scene?

Rex: It's cool. Everything's fine.

Natalie: Oh, well, you're damn lucky. You know, I really hope this is a wake-up call for Joe so he can see that his wifey-poo is such a liar.

Rex: Let's just say I think Jen's taking another look at her options.

Natalie: No. Are you sleeping with her? Sleepytime Motel?

Rex: I got to go. I got a date.

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John: Hey. Look, I know how much you love press conferences, so I need you to call one. I need you to make a statement, issue a warning to women on local campuses. They need to travel in pairs, get a security guard escort when they're going to their cars at night.

Daniel: You want me to cause a massive panic and you don't even have a suspect?

John: There won't be a panic if done right.

Daniel: Lindsay. You look more beautiful than ever.

Lindsay: Thank you.

Daniel: So, why are we meeting here instead of the Country Club?

Lindsay: I just thought it would be better for both of us if we kept this as casual as possible.

Daniel: Oh. Was it something I said?

Lindsay: No, actually, it's me. I have a bad habit of jumping into things very quickly and handing my trust over to people before they actually earn it.

Daniel: Like your partner, David Vickers.

Lindsay: I took care of David.

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David: So, what's the plan? You going to forge a new will and force the old biddy to sign it?

Dorian: Where there's a will, there's a way.

David: Especially when that will contains $30 million.

Dorian: Originally, she said she wanted only a female to inherit. She should have stuck with that.

David: Yeah, but you said that none of the Cramer women were eligible due to all the requirements. And Starr got dropped because she's Toddís daughter, right?

Dorian: We just need to find someone who is the right gender, who's never been married, who just kind of shows up. After all, Paul just recently showed up.

David: The long-lost relative scam. That's one of my favorites.

Dorian: Good. So get going, get creative, and get me a Cramer heiress.

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Marcie: I hope that you have had a really good time making fun of me.

Al: Wait a minute. What -- what are you --

Marcie: Because you have done it for the last time.

Al: Ok, slow down. What are you talking about?

Marcie: You and Madison. You were dating her, sleeping with her -- I don't care what you were doing, whatever it was.

Al: Uh -- yeah.

Marcie: You two thought it would be really funny to make me think that you liked me. And then when I actually did think that you might like me, it would be even funnier because you would completely humiliate me again!

Al: No, Marcie, it wasn't like that.

Marcie: Oh, don't be disappointed because it never would have worked. Because I know that I'm important. I know that I'm beautiful. Al showed me that. And no one can take that away from me, especially not a creep like you.

Al: Hey -- Marcie, wait a minute --

Marcie: Wait? Wait for what? Wait for what? I can have nothing to do with you. As far as I am concerned, she killed Al.

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David: A plane crash, an avalanche, trapped in a cave -- boy, it is good to see that nothing throws you off your game, Dorian.

[Dorian chuckles]

Dorian: I did come up with a good plan, didn't I?

David: But we haven't discussed my cut yet. Now, we're not going to do that percentage business like we did with the diamonds, all right? 10% my Aunt Fanny.

Dorian: Wait a minute. I only gave you 10% of my 10% because that was all the insurance company gave me. They said the theft happened too soon after I had --

David: No, stop. Just sell this somewhere else, all right? I know you stole your own diamond.

Dorian: I did not do anything of the sort. I couldn't very well get rid of them here in the states, so I had them shipped safely to Malaysia.

David: Malaysia?

Dorian: Yes --

David: I'm going to get my --

Blair: David, do you live here now?

David: Blair, enough is enough, all right? I will not date you while you're married.

Blair: Shut up.

Dorian: David is consulting with me on the renovations to La Boulaie.

Blair: Whatever. Look, I just came to ask you a favor. Hedy is not working tonight, and Walker and I have plans.

David: Oh. Newlyweds. Isn't that Sweet, baby? Huh? A word of advice -- treasure the moment because Dorian and I barely even remember the first blush of wedded bliss. But the fireworks that followed soon after -- huh, huh? Huh?

Dorian: You can bring the children here.

Blair: Thank you -- I think.

David: Stop checking me out. It's getting embarrassing.

Blair: Please, shut up.

[David chuckles]

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Blair: Ugh. Oh, man --

Kevin: Oh -- hi.

Blair: What do you want, Kevin?

Kevin: Dorian. I need to make an apology.

Blair: So, what did you do this time, huh?

Kevin: Well, nothing that bad. I just didn't thank her for helping my mother survive in the cave.

Blair: Well, I think Dorian and Viki helped each other.

Kevin: Yeah, thank God.

Blair: I owe you an apology. I'm sorry that I told Kelly that I knew about her affair.

Kevin: Oh, hey, don't worry about it.

Blair: Yes, I do worry about it, and I shouldn't have betrayed your confidence. I mean, she was going on and on about you and me, and it just ticked me off, and it just came out.

Kevin: You know what? It doesn't make any difference.

Blair: Yes, it does.

Kevin: If we weren't arguing about that, we'd be arguing about something else.

Blair: Well, I'm -- I'm sorry.

Kevin: I asked her for a divorce again. She got upset.

Blair: Are you sure that's what you really want?

Kevin: Yeah. You know, I think that's the best for both of us. You helped me see that.

Blair: Look -- when we were trapped in the cabin at Lake Saranac, we talked and we got closer -- as friends.

Kevin: I mean, I was really happy about that.

Blair: Well -- what I'm trying to say is that I'm going to have to let go of that friendship. Kelly is my cousin, and it's just not fair to her.

Kevin: Not to mention your husband, right?

Blair: Kevin, please understand. For us to be friends -- it's not a good idea, okay?

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Todd: Do you know where Kevin is? I need to apologize.

Kelly: Apologize? Todd Manning apologize? For what?

Todd: Nothing. I just -- I'm sorry I've been accusing him.

Kelly: Well, that would impress Blair. I knew there had to be an ulterior motive.

Todd: You think what you want, but Blair and I are married and he's out of the picture.

Kelly: Good. Then it shouldn't bother you that Kevin has asked me for a divorce.

Todd: So what? It -- she doesn't want him.

Kelly: Is that what she told you? Yeah, I'm sure she did. And we both know that Blair never tells a lie.

Todd: She loves me.

Kelly: I don't doubt it. And I don't doubt that she'll stay with you -- at least for the kids' sake. I mean, they love you, right? And it's okay because, you know what? Blair's never satisfied with what she has. But she'll just have him on the side, you know, and what you don't know won't hurt you. She will find a way to justify it, and you know she will.

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Dorian: Yes -- yeah -- and -- and we'll talk again soon. Bye-bye.

David: So, what's the good news from dear old Aunt Betsy?

Dorian: I just stopped her from pressing charges against Starr for attempted murder.

David: Why? What happened?

Dorian: She went to her digitalis bottle, and she found that the digitalis had been substituted with antihistamines. It was just by sheer luck she found it out. She could have been killed.

David: Wow. Those Manning kids sure start young. Got to respect that.

Dorian: David, be serious. I mean -- wait a minute. Aunt Betsyís gotten rather old. She's forgetful.

David: Yeah.

Dorian: Maybe she just got her medication confused. Besides which, we certainly don't want Aunt Betsy to die.

David: At least not until she's had a chance to change the will.

Dorian: Mm-hmm. So, David, are you going to be able to help me find a new Cramer heiress?

David: Bubbles, I can do anything for you -- as long as I get my fair share.

Dorian: Oh, you'll get your share. I'll have so much money, I can even afford your share.

[Dorian laughs]

Dorian: Oh, just think of what I can do with all that dough. Oh, yes, I'm going to make La Boulaie so grand.

David: Yeah. Maybe even as grand as Llanfair.

Dorian: Grander. Viki and I are equals. Why is it she gets everything she wants? I think I deserve an equal chance to get everything that I want, don't you?

David: Dorian, don't you know that you'll always have something that Viki doesn't?

Dorian: What's that?

David: It's me.

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Natalie: I didn't get any of the extra hours that I asked for. Damn!

John: You been working a lot lately?

Natalie: Yeah, actually, I have. I've been trying to work as much as I can so that I can run away from my feelings. So next time you want to play psychologist, think of something original.

John: I was just making conversation --

Natalie: What do you have to say about it, anyway? I mean, you do the exact same thing, so what are you running from, McBain? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just -- I really hate it when people psychoanalyze me.

John: Yeah, I never would have guessed. You know, I used to have a life, but now all I need is my work. See, you and I aren't all that different.

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Lindsay: So, do you have any other children?

Daniel: No. No, just my son Riley.

Lindsay: That's a great name. Where'd you come up with that?

Daniel: Well, he was named after Joe Riley.

Lindsay: Who?

Daniel: Viki Davidsonís first husband. My wife worked for him at "The Banner" years back. Joe was a great guy. Sometimes I have to admit that the name is too big a burden for my son. Lindsay, he's a great kid. He's -- I mean, he's talented, he's bright, and -- he's mad as hell at me most of the time, but -- but with good reason.

Lindsay: Yeah. I know that that's hard. You know, when my kids were little, we were so close. And now will lives halfway on the other side of the world, and Jen -- I just worry about her all the time, especially now.

Daniel: I can understand that.

Lindsay: You know, her being so nearby when that call girl was murdered -- I just -- I -- I hope that she realizes that she's been really self-destructive. She's got to make some changes in her life. She's the only one who can do it.

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Rex: Was a good call coming here. You won't regret it.

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Blair: Walker?

Todd: Yeah, it's me.

Blair: So, where have you been for so long?

Todd: Who cares? I'm here to stay. Well, you really thought of everything, didn't you?

Blair: I want this night to be perfect.

Todd: So do I. Thank you.

Blair: Mm-hmm.

Todd: Here's to our new life together.

Blair: I have been dreaming about this night forever.

Todd: So have I.

Todd: Blair!

Blair: What's wrong?

Blair: Hmm -- oh, Walker -- what -- what's going on? What -- what are you doing?

Todd: Why? What's wrong?

Blair: You're just scaring me. What's going on?

Todd: What do you think?

Blair: Please don't tell me that this is about Kevin.

Todd: Oh -- you just find some way to bring up his name, don't you? Why? You probably think about him when we're together, don't you?

Blair: Would you stop it?

Todd: Huh? Do you know he asked his wife for a divorce? Why'd he do that?

Blair: That's between Kevin and Kelly --

Todd: Because he knows he's going to have you like he's already had you!

Blair: You know what? I am not going to be around you when you're like this.

Todd: Wait just a minute.

Blair: Stop it! You're acting exactly like Todd!

Todd: Oh, of course I am! What do you expect?

Todd: No, you know, I'm starting to think not everything was Toddís fault.

Blair: I never said it was.

Todd: You probably drove him over the edge, and who wouldn't knowing his wife's sleeping with somebody else!

Blair: I knew that this insanity with Kevin would never end!

Todd: Wait a minute. No, you're not going anywhere.

Blair: Don't you touch me! Don't you ever touch me again!

Todd: Wait a second.

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Kevin: Grandpa.

Asa: I don't want to hear the word "divorce" out of your mouth ever again.

Kevin: I'm meeting with an attorney tomorrow. I'll give Kelly whatever she wants.

Asa: Do you have any damn idea what this means?

Kevin: Yeah, it means we've tried everything we can and our marriage doesn't work.

Asa: All Blairís fault, that cheap, two-bit tramp.

Kevin: This has nothing to do with Blair, all right? Things started going wrong for Kel and me back in Texas.

Asa: Then try and make it right. Because if you don't and you file for divorce, I want you out of my life for good and you're out of my will.

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David: Lindsay. Hello.

Lindsay: David.

David: Your assistant said you were here. What -- what is a gorgeous creature like you doing in a place like this?

Lindsay: Were you looking for me?

David: Well, you were going to cut me a check to cover that other check.

Lindsay: Oh, the one that bounced?

David: I'm telling you, you're going to make 10 times the price of those Carlivatis. But I need to get your half of the advance first.

Lindsay: I already sold the Carlivatis.

David: Ex-- excuse me?

Lindsay: Yep. And here is your half, partner. 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

[David laughs]

Lindsay: There you go.

David: $15.

Lindsay: Yeah.

David: Come on.

Lindsay: I sold them to an art professor at the University of Llanview, and he's using them to teach art students how to detect art fraud. And lucky for both of us, I also happen to be very well educated in that matter.

David: Yes. Thank goodness for your keen observational skills. I am embarrassed, duped like an amateur. I could have sworn that Herr Manheim was a reputable collector. I -- I don't --

Lindsay: It's a good thing that I didn't give him any money.

David: I'll say. And, of course, you'll cover half the loss as my partner?

Lindsay: Of course.

David: Hmm.

Lindsay: Ah -- my date. David, you remember Daniel Colson, the district attorney?

David: Hello.

Daniel: Hi.

David: We'll -- ahem.

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Natalie: Don't quit your day job.

John: You know what I think? I think someday you're going to play me.

Natalie: You know what? You already blew your cover.

John: You think it was all an act, don't you? It wasn't, Natalie. You play with more passion than anybody else I'd ever seen. And you'd think you want to do something that makes you happy. I know I would.

Natalie: Good night.

John: Good night.

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Al: Wait a minute, okay? Why -- why don't you just listen to me?

Marcie: Ugh!

Al: Will you talk to me for just one second?

Marcie: Talk to you about what?

Al: Come on.

Marcie: I have nothing left to say to you! Oh -- look. There's your girlfriend. You can talk to her.

Madison: Michael, you bad boy. Why haven't you called me?

Al: I'm busy right now.

Madison: Oh. With who? I don't see anyone.

[Marcie chuckles]

Marcie: You two are perfect for each other.

Al: Marcie, wait.

Madison: Loser. I am so glad I ran into you. Deke and I are done for good now, so maybe we could go for a drink sometime.

Al: Take your hands off of me. You make me sick!

Madison: What?

Al: Do you not hear me? Get away from me, all right? I never want to see you again!

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Dorian: Come on, information highway. Come home to mama.

Paul: Looks like you could still use that help.

Dorian: Oh, you mean you can spare me a few moments of your precious time?

Paul: Don't be like that, Aunt Dorian. Come on, I'm sorry I couldn't before, okay?

Dorian: Here, you dropped this. Hmm. Do you have allergies?

Paul: No, I -- I have a cold.

Dorian: Uh-huh. These say they're antihistamines. Did you know Aunt Betsyís digitalis got switched to antihistamines?

Paul: Did -- did she take the wrong pills? God, is she all right?

Dorian: I'm sure you're really relieved to hear that she's just fine. I just spoke to her.

Paul: Oh, good. Thank God.

Dorian: Did you know that Aunt Betsy took digitalis?

Paul: No, I had no idea.

Dorian: Do you have any idea how your medicine might have gotten switched with hers?

Paul: No, it -- she must have done it herself.

Blair: Dorian, I need to talk to you. Paul, do you mind?

Paul: No, no problem. If you still need the help later, I can --

Dorian: Yeah, that's just fine.

Paul: Ok.

Dorian: Thank you. Hey. Did you have a fight with your husband?

Blair: Can I stay here tonight?

Dorian: He always ends up hurting you.

Blair: What do you mean?

Dorian: Walker -- this isn't the first time he's hurt you. Remember when he lied about his brother Flynn?

Blair: Dorian, you know what? I don't want to get into it. I just -- I just want to get some sleep.

Dorian: Sure, honey. Do you remember that your mother is spending the night here?

Blair: Yeah. Right.

Dorian: So we'll all have a nice breakfast together in the morning.

[Phone rings]

Dorian: Oh, tell you what. Sleep late. We'll have brunch.

[Blair turns off phone]

[Phone rings]

Blair: Donít. That's Walker, and I don't want to talk to him.

Dorian's voice: Hello. You have reached La Boulaie, the home of the Cramer/Lord --

[Phone rings]

Kevinís voice: Yeah, this is Kevin Buchanan. I can't come to the phone right now.

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Al's voice: "I can't do this -- I make things worse with Marcie every day. When she sees me, the only face she sees is Michaelís. I can't control what Michael does, who he was. Until I figure this out, I should probably just stay away from Marcie."

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[Music box plays]

Marcie: Oh, my God. Oh, my God -- help! Somebody, help!

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Dorian: No, no, stop.

David: Why?

Dorian: Really, I've decided --

David: It looks great.

Dorian: I really don't like it.

David: It's perfect.

Dorian: It's the wrong scale.

David: What do you mean, it's the wrong --

Dorian: I wanted something larger, grander, but really --

David: You got me --

Dorian: Thank you for helping.

David: You're going to repay the favor.

Dorian: Can we talk about what happened earlier?

David: What -- no, no, no. The $15 that I gave you was a contribution towards the renovation. That was a gift not to be repaid. It does my heart good to give.

Dorian: You kissed me.

David: That was just a -- it was sealing the deal, all right? A deal which, by the way, we have not figured out a final fee for me yet.

Dorian: Believe me, you find me a suitable Cramer heiress, and you'll get more than your fair share.

David: You amaze me. Even after all these years, you still think that I would take you at your word. You know --

[Dorian chuckles]

David: It's just endearing.

Dorian: Hmm.

David: It doesn't look that bad.

Dorian: It looks terrible.

David: "La boulaie, 18--" 18-- is this house really that old?

Dorian: Give or take a century. Don't you love the sound? La boulaie.

David: Sounds like "creme brulee."

Dorian: David, I'm telling you, Viki better keep a close eye on that governor of hers. There's competition in town.

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Lindsay: Well, I guess I better go. I've got an early appointment at the gallery in the morning.

Daniel: Lindsay, we should do this again.

Lindsay: I'd like that.

Daniel: And who knows? Maybe we'll end up at the Country Club next time.

[Lindsay chuckles]

Lindsay: Maybe.

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Natalie: "Natalie -- every artist needs the right brushes. Hope this helps you make all the right strokes. I love you, Cristian."

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Officer: Agent McBain? We got the info you wanted.

John: She enrolled here at the university?

Officer: Reinstated for next semester. And she signed up for a dance class, no credit.

John: School give her an I.D.?

Officer: They said she should have a temp.

John: Killer's probably got it by now. Thanks.

John: How you doing?

Marcie: Hi.

John: Hey, listen, Marcie, I -- I know this isn't easy, but I got to ask you a few questions, okay?

Marcie: Ok.

John: Yeah. You see anybody around here, anybody suspicious? Anybody that might have been watching that girl?

Marcie: Uh Ė

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Rex: It's just like I remembered, except better.

Jen: You really mean that?

Rex: You belong with me. You always did.

Jen: Yeah. Guess so.

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Kelly: Hey. Can I get you a drink?

Kevin: No.

Kelly: You know, we --

Kevin: Don't --

Kelly: Have always been able to work out our problems, Kevin.

Kevin: No, we've just buried them.

Kelly: Oh, come on, Kevin. Don't say that.

Kevin: I don't want to do this. It's not fair.

Kelly: "It's not fair"? Fair to who? To Blair? What, are you worried about cheating on your girlfriend with your wife?

Kevin: Kelly, don't do this.

Kelly: If Blair is the reason my marriage is breaking up, I think I have the right to know.

Kevin: Look, things started going bad for us a long time ago. I'm having some things packed. I'm moving to The Palace tonight.

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Todd's voice: No, you know, I'm starting to think not everything was Toddís fault.

Dorian: He always ends up hurting you.

Blair's voice: I'm not going to be around you when you're like this.

Todd's voice: Wait just a minute.

Blair: You're acting exactly like Todd!

Todd: Oh, of course I am! What do you expect?

Blair: No. It couldn't be. What if he didn't die? Could Walker really be Todd?

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>> On the next "One Life to Live" --

Kelly: He doesn't care about your money, Grandpa. All he cares about is Blair.

Starr: Walker, you better not have blown this.

Blair: Why do you always call Walker Todd?

Addie: Because that's his name, silly. He is Todd.

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