OLTL Transcript Monday 11/17/03

One Life to Live Transcript Monday 11/17/03

By Eric
Proofread by Melissa Dann

Jessica: Hey.

Antonio: Hey! Whoa.

Jessica: What? Did it rip? It's old --

Antonio: No, no, no. No, the leotard's fine. Just fine.

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Dorian: Blair, I'm sick to death of not being able to reach you. Now, I want you to turn your cell phone on now! Do you hear me? I have got to talk to you! About that dreadful man you've married, without knowing the first thing about him.

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Kevin: Hey, did you get the room you wanted? Because if you're unhappy, the lieutenant governor of Pennsylvania will see to it that you get an upgrade.

Blair: Are you bribing a member of the working press, Kevin?

Kevin: Is that what you are?

Blair: Yes. I'm here to cover your speech.

Kevin: Oh.

Blair: I'm here on my honeymoon -- assuming my husband ever gets here.

Kevin: Well, I'll tell you what -- if I were your husband, I'd be here. I'd never let you out of my sight. But that's just me.

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Todd: There are only so many flights to Lake Champlain, you know, and if I miss the last one because of this "NYPD Blue" routine you're playing with me --

John: I am not playing with you, Todd. This is a murder investigation.

Todd: Don't ever call me that again. I told you I didn't kill Elyssa Collins. She was the dumbest thing I ever saw. She wasn't worth killing.

John: Have some respect. A woman's dead. And if Elyssa Collins found out who you really are and you know enough about these music box killings, I don't know, maybe you do decide to pull out a copycat.

Todd: Hmm? What you, agent McBain? You know who I really am. Maybe I'm going to kill you next.

John: Maybe you should try.

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Jessica: No, no, no, I have to go. I'm going to be late --

[Jessica screams]

[Knock on door]

Antonio: Go away.

[Knock]

Jessica: I got to finish getting ready. Go.

[Antonio sighs]

Antonio: Sorry. Hey.

Evangeline: Hi, Antonio. I'm on my way from court and double-parked. It's what I got from Kevin Buchanan before. I'm sorry. Am I interrupting something?

Antonio: No, no. Come in, come in.

Evangeline: Okay. Apparently, Elyssa Collins dug up some kind of information on Walker Laurence right before she was killed. But when I asked the lieutenant governor what it was, he wouldn't say.

Antonio: Hmm.

Evangeline: Which means it's significant.

Antonio: And you want me to find out what it was?

Evangeline: Absolutely.

Antonio: Walker Laurence is a murder suspect?

Evangeline: Kevin wouldn't rule him out, but I'm waiting to see what the cops do.

Antonio: Okay.

Jessica: Oh, hey, Evangeline.

Evangeline: Hi.

Antonio: Hey, hey, hey --

Jessica: Yeah, yeah -- bye.

Antonio: Don't forget, I'm cooking tonight.

Jessica: I can hardly wait.

Antonio: All right.

Evangeline: So, anything new on the murder from your end?

Antonio: No, but I'm going to go to the police station today and pick up the M.E.'s final autopsy report that's due out.

Evangeline: Good.

Antonio: This Walker thing is kind of interesting. If the Collins woman found something out, then who else knew?

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Dorian: The miserable excuse for a human being --

[Dorian screams]

River: Sorry.

Dorian: River, please, you shouldn't sneak up on people like that.

River: Are you okay?

Dorian: No, I'm not. Actually, I'm very frustrated. I mean, it's just impossible to believe that I cannot reach Blair in this era of cell phones. I mean, it's just absolutely unbelievable.

River: Yeah, I know the feeling. I haven't been able to get a hold of Adriana since you kidnapped her.

Dorian: I did not kidnap her.

River: Right.

Dorian: Carlotta and I simp-- you know, really, honey, we have been though this.

River: Oh, of course, yeah. Hey, did Aunt Becky or whatever ever tell you who's going to get that 30 mil?

Dorian: Shh. Okay. It's Betsy, all right, and I'm not sure.

River: I mean, Starr's out of the running, right?

Dorian: Shh, shh, shh. Not so fast. It's not definite that Starr is out of the running, but when it comes to Aunt Betsy, I -- I'm really not sure of anything.

River: Yeah. Tell me about it.

Dorian: You see, everything was going just fine until Aunt Betsy found out about Todd Manning. Good grief, I'm telling you. Just saying the man's name gives me a splitting headache. Honey, I'm sorry, really. I could use just a little peace and quiet.

River: Okay. Hey, that's Starr's cell phone. She'll get a hold of her mom for you.

Dorian: Oh! You're an angel! Thank you!

River: You bet.

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Blair: Kevin?

Kevin: Mm-hmm?

Blair: Let's get something straight right now, okay?

Kevin: Oh, come on, Blair. It's apple cider. Look, I am here to make a speech and you are here to cover the speech. And you're here for your honeymoon, if your husband ever shows up.

Blair: He is going to show up.

Kevin: Uh-huh.

Blair: Uh-huh, what?

Kevin: I just want him to make you happy, that's all.

Blair: He does. I'm very happy. Thank you.

Kevin: Welcome. Ahem.

Blair: So, where's Kelly? How come she's not up here? Is she sick or something?

Kevin: Are you asking as a friend or a member of the press?

Blair: I'm asking as a friend and a member of her family.

Kevin: Well, we're not doing too well. We had a fight over our pending divorce.

Blair: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you two can't be happy the way that I am with Walker.

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John: You know what? I've just about had it with you.

Bo: Hey, hey, hey, that's it. That's it! Let him go. John -- John, come on. Look, hey, hey, go out, grab yourself a cup of coffee, okay, and I'll take care of this. Thanks. I'm not even going to ask what that was all about, because I'll be honest with you, I'm on his side. Why don't you have a seat, please? If you threatened agent McBain, I don't think that was wise, because you're here and you are yet again a suspect in a murder investigation.

Todd: Yeah, I'm here. I'm supposed to be on my honeymoon.

Bo: Mm-hmm, yeah, and we always do appreciate when a citizen will make a big sacrifice and come on down for a little questioning. Where were you when Elyssa Collins was murdered?

Todd: That was a long time ago.

Bo: Not that long.

Todd: Well, then, it should come to me. And when it does, well, I'll either give you a call from Lake Champlain or I'll drive back down to Pennsylvania and tell you myself. So if we're finished --

Bo: No, no, we're not finished. We haven't even started, so just get comfortable. Now, Elyssa Collins was investigating you, so what did she turn up? Must have been something big, right?

Todd: Not that I know of.

Bo: Big enough for you to commit murder? Come on, why don't you just tell me about it right now, because before you leave this room, I would like to know every one of your dirty little secrets.

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Nora: See? Everybody here -- they all understand. Beer is the answer to exercise.

Gabrielle: Yeah. Well, I didn't have too bad a time.

Nora: Good. They do a nice job, don't they? Roxanne and Ron? They give a terrific class.

Gabrielle: Thank you for making me go. It was good for me. But you don't need any lessons. You and Bo are terrific dancers.

Nora: Oh, well, you and Bo cut a fine rug yourselves, you know? He loves you, Gabrielle. He'd do anything for you.

Gabrielle: I know.

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Bartender: Natalie!

Natalie: Hey.

Bartender: How you doing?

Natalie: Okay. I left something here last night.

Bartender: Oh -- this?

Natalie: There it is. Thank you so much. I'm sorry, Cristian.

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Singer: Is it ever calm?

Roxy: Yo, estudiantes, am I good dance teacher or what?

[Cheers]

Gabrielle: You know, she really is pretty good.

Nora: Well, what she lacks in technique she makes up for in fun. Her partner, on the other hand, now, he can move.

Gabrielle: I think that any man who can dance is always very attractive.

Nora: Bo did say he was meeting us here, right?

Gabrielle: Oh, yeah, yeah. But then again, you know it can -- well, he can get swamped, especially with this poor private detective, this latest one.

Nora: Yes, the music box killer. Matthew found the last box.

Gabrielle: When I think that there's a serial killer out there somewhere, it makes my skin crawl.

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Dorian: This is the Pembroke Inn, isn't it? Right, okay. Having established that, you have a Mr. and Mrs. Walker Laurence staying there? Yes, I'm absolutely certain. Mrs. Laurence's daughter told me that -- good, okay, you found them. Now, I have to get a message to Mrs. Laurence, but -- no, no, no, no, do not put in the box, because I don't want her husband to see the message. It -- it's complicated. Can't you possibly get -- never mind! Just -- I'll have to handle it another way --

Betsy: Make me some tea, Dorian.

Dorian: Aunt Betsy, why don't you ask Cecelia to do that for you?

Betsy: I have sent your maid on errands. Now, I like my tea quite strong, but --

Dorian: I will have Cook take care of it, because I, unfortunately, have to go pack for a trip. I am so sorry, but you're going to have to fend for yourself, just for a day or two. I have to go.

Betsy: Dorian, I did not come to Llanview to fend for myself. I came to pronounce a Cramer heir. Frankly, the way I am being treated, I'm not sure that there is a Cramer worthy to receive my $30 million.

Blair: You and Kelly used to be so much in love, Kevin. What happened? You know what? Never mind. I shouldn't have asked that. It's none of my business.

Kevin: Oh, things will work out the way they're supposed to, I guess.

Blair: I just don't get it, you know? You guys were very -- it's snowing.

Kevin: Oh, wow.

Blair: Isn't that great?

Kevin: You know what? We're supposed to get more by midnight, too. In fact --

Blair: What?

Kevin: Well, this is probably the last time that either of us will have a chance to, you know --

Blair: No, I don't. What are you talking about? What?

Kevin: To ski. Oh, come on, Blair.

Blair: No --

Kevin: Go skiing with me. Friends ski together. Come on, that's all --

Blair: I just got married. I'm waiting here for my husband, and I'm going to be here when he shows up. I just don't know what's keeping him, that's all.

Kevin: Wait, wait, wait.

Blair: What?

Kevin: You're not afraid to be alone with me, are you?

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Todd: How many times do I have to tell you idiots? I couldn't care less about Elyssa Collins. She was sniffing around in my past. She was able to dig up that I had a brother. It's no big find.

Bo: You're hiding something.

Todd: Like?

Bo: Come on, are you kidding me, Laurence? Ever since you set foot in Llanview, your secrets have been like an onion, you know? You're peeling it just like --

Todd: I didn't kill Elyssa Collins!

Bo: Then where were you the night that she died?

Todd: I told you, I don't --

Bo: That "I don't know" or "I don't remember" dog? That old dog ain't going to hunt. What are you not telling me?

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Kevin: Blair, the last thing I want is for you to be afraid to be around me. I mean, if something as innocent as skiing --

Blair: I just want to be here when Walker arrives, okay?

Kevin: Well, call him and get his E.T.A., then. He can go with us, I guess.

Blair: He's probably already on the plane. I'll just get his voice -- there's no signal up here.

Kevin: Yeah. I don't have one, either. It's probably the snowstorm.

Blair: Huh. I'll just check out here.

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Bo: It's called an alibi. You're familiar with the term "alibi," aren't you?

Todd: No, I've never of that term, Mr. Police Officer.

Bo: Where were you when she died?

[Phone rings]

Bo: Go ahead.

Todd: Hello.

Blair: Hey. It's me.

Todd: How are you doing? And is it nice up there?

Blair: Yeah, it's really terrific. It's snowing. Are you still in Llanview?

Todd: Yeah, I am. Getting out of town is kind of a pain.

Blair: It must be something really important if you're leaving me all the way up here alone with Kevin Buchanan.

Todd: Well, I trust you, Blair.

[Phone rings]

Bo: Hello. This is Bo Buchanan.

Todd: All right, I'm going to see you at 8:00 or 9:00. See you. Take care.

Blair: Walker?

Bo: No, no, no. I'll call you back later. You know, I couldn't help but notice you didn't tell Blair where you were.

Todd: You couldn't help notice that, huh? You're a real great detective. Yeah, I didn't want to tell her. She'd just worry.

Bo: This is exactly what I'm talking about, Laurence -- you and all your little secrets. Now, what else haven't you told your new bride? How much does Blair know about Elyssa Collins?

Todd: Blair knows what she reads in the newsroom at The Sun, just like I do.

Bo: How about we just talk about everything you did the night that she was killed?

Todd: I don't think so.

Bo: Maybe spending a night in a jail cell -- that might refresh your memory.

Todd: I want a lawyer.

Bo: Why don't you use my phone?

Todd: I will.

Bo: I'll even give you some privacy.

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Ron: I know Marcie went through some rough times when al died, so if there's anything I can do for you --

Natalie: Thank you, but I need to do this on my own.

Ron: Right. Well, at least they caught the guy who killed Cristian.

Natalie: Which doesn't change a thing.

Roxy: Hey, partner --

Ron: Hey.

Roxy: Were we spectacular or what?

Ron: Yeah, we were, and you're without a limp, I notice.

Roxy: Yeah. Hey, baby, this isn't your shift. What the hell are you doing here?

Natalie: I -- I left something here last night.

Roxy: Okay, well, let's pound down some brewskis, huh?

Ron: Okay.

Natalie: You know what? I -- I can't. I really -- I got to -- I got to go.

Roxy: Hey, baby, look, the sun's going down. I don't want you walking to your car alone, so Ron will walk with you because, you know, that female P.I.? She bit the big one a couple of blocks away from here.

Natalie: My car's right out in the lot. I'm fine.

Ron: No, no, Roxy's right. I'll walk you to your car, okay? You can't be too careful.

Natalie: Okay.

Roxy: Good.

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Betsy: I must say, this is an appalling way to treat a guest of my importance.

Dorian: Yes, I know that it is, but, really, this trip is terribly important.

Betsy: Why?

Dorian: Because I'm afraid that Blair has married a man and -- well, he's not who she thinks he is.

Betsy: Blair has obviously poor judgment. I'm already investigating Starr's father, Jack -- no.

Dorian: No, Todd Manning.

Betsy: Todd Manning.

Dorian: Yes, a horrible man.

Betsy: If that fellow turns out to be anything like as dreadful as my reports, well, I can't possibly leave my 30 million to his daughter.

Dorian: No, no, no, please don't do anything hasty, really. The sins of the father, etc., etc., etc., and believe me, Starr is such a dear, innocent little girl.

Betsy: Possibly. But I cannot delay my decision forever. My doctors say I don't have much longer.

Dorian: Just please don't make a decision until I get back home.

Betsy: I don't know why Blair or any woman in her right mind would consent to marriage. Men -- they should kept in cages and thrown raw meat once a week.

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Todd: When my lawyer calls, you damn well better tell me. I'm supposed to be on my honeymoon!

Evangeline: Looks like someone needs a lawyer.

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Blair: Well, Walker said he should be up here by 8:00 or 9:00 tonight.

Kevin: Well, then, let's go skiing. I'll grab our coats. What?

[Blair sighs]

Blair: He sounded kind of weird on the phone.

Kevin: Really? Walker acting weird -- how strange is that? What? Weird how?

Blair: Well, for one, he didn't seem to care that I was up here alone with you.

Kevin: Okay, that is weird.

Blair: Mm-hmm.

Kevin: You know what it is? He just got married. He trusts you.

Blair: No, I just have a feeling that something's wrong.

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Bo: Just like all the other victims.

John: I'm no expert, but those necks were broken the same way.

Bo: Hmm. You know, they say that there was a chemical residue on her cheek that was consistent with her liquid lip blush. That must have been what he used to draw the little hearts on her face.

John: And the rain washed them off.

Bo: Yeah, hmhmm. Ok, so, we've got Elyssa Collins. She had a leotard in her bag, and then the second victim, Noralyn Atkins from Atlantic City, she was wearing a leotard under her clothes. And then the first one --

John: Susan Gelman.

Bo: Yeah, yeah, she -- yeah. No leotard.

John: Okay. But what we got, though -- they both worked in strip clubs, and then the third victim, Jane small, she was a waitress in a biker bar in Wilmington.

Bo: Yeah, so, the connection -- it ought to be strip clubs.

John: You would think. Elyssa Collins, as we know, was a P.I.

Bo: So, then, what's the connection? I mean, is it dancing? You know, they had the leotards, strangled with leotards and music boxes, little ballerinas? Excuse me. Antonio.

Antonio: Commissioner. John.

John: Hey.

Antonio: Just picking up the M.E. report.

Bo: Yeah, yeah. Have you come across anything that would indicate that Elyssa Collins was into, like, strip clubs or lap dancing, that kind of thing?

Antonio: No, no, no, she's straight as an arrow, as far as I can tell.

Bo: Same impression I got.

Antonio: Yeah. Listen, I'm going to talk to her family tomorrow. But, you know, you guys, I'm cooking up some dinner. I got plenty for all of us. You guys want to come over we can compare notes.

Bo: Well, thanks. I can't. I'm supposed to meet Gabrielle, and I'm already late.

Antonio: John, how about you?

John: Yeah, sure, if you don't mind.

Antonio: All right. See you there soon.

John: Okay, I'll see you soon.

Antonio: Commissioner.

Bo: See you. Walker Laurence is definitely hiding something, and I'm going to find out what it is.

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Todd: Somebody gets thrown in the clink, you just happened to drop by? Well, you are an ambulance chaser.

Evangeline: Actually, I was here freeing a client -- all charges dropped, incidentally -- but if you want to alienate the best attorney in Llanview, be my guest.

[Todd laughs]

Todd: You're not serious about taking my case anyway, so --

Evangeline: You never know.

Todd: All right. Bo Buchanan dragged me in here to question me about that P.I. that was murdered.

Evangeline: Elyssa Collins? Hmm.

Todd: I couldn't come up with an alibi.

Evangeline: Kevin Buchanan hired me to try to find her killer. You want to just confess and make my client happy?

Todd: I do. I want to make Kevin Buchanan happy. Except I'm not the killer.

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Antonio: Hey, man.

John: Hey.

Antonio: Just in time.

John: Thought I should bring something.

Antonio: Thanks, man.

John: Well, don't thank me. It was cheap.

Antonio: I just put out a couple of cold ones.

John: Oh. Thanks.

Antonio: Yeah, man.

John: Is Jessica going to be here?

Antonio: Yeah. Listen, man, don't -- don't sweat it, all right? I mean, she's just being protective of her sister.

John: I know. Her sister's got a right to hate me. It's okay. Can I give you a hand with this?

Antonio: Yeah. Grab the glasses.

Jessica: Hey, I am home.

Antonio: Hey, honey.

John: Hi.

Antonio: I invited John for dinner. We -- we have a little work to do.

John: Hey, look, if it's going to be a problem, I mean, I can do this --

Jessica: No, no, no, no, it's not for me --

Antonio: What?

Jessica: I ran into Natalie, and I invited her to dinner.

John: Hey, you know what? I think I'll take a rain check.

Antonio: No, John, you don't have to do that, man, really.

John: No, really. Actually, I just remembered, I have something I need to do, and you and I can talk about this later, okay?

Antonio: All right. Thanks for the wine, man.

John: Enjoy.

John: I was just leaving.

Antonio: I invited John to dinner.

Natalie: Fine. You were invited, so don't leave on my account.

Jessica: Come here. I didn't know.

Natalie: What is the deal? Are John and Antonio all of a sudden best buds?

Jessica: No, no, no, they're just -- they're working on the same case, so --

Natalie: Anyway, how was class?

Jessica: Oh, it was fantastic. You really should come sometime. The stretching is so relaxing, and it feels great.

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Bo: Hey, Sam.

Sam: Commish, how you doing?

Bo: I'm doing good. You?

Sam: Oh, I'm okay.

Bo: Okay. Hi.

Nora: Hi.

Bo: So, how was this dance class?

Gabrielle: Oh, it's fine.

Nora: It was fine? She was more than fine. Are you kidding? She shagged herself into a frenzy.

Bo: You did --

Gabrielle: The shag?

Bo: The shag, right.

Gabrielle: No.

Bo: That's great! No, that's great. Look, let me put another dime in the record machine. We'll have to go a few rounds.

Gabrielle: No, no, no. No, no, no, it's okay, really. I've had enough. I've done enough. And you tell me, how is everything going about this case? Hmm?

Bo: Oh, it's hard to say. Except for John McBain -- I tell you, this guy is as smart as a whip.

Gabrielle: Well, I don't know about being smart. You know, it didn't seem to help Cristian. He was very smart. Al was extremely smart. It didn't help Al.

Roxy: Everybody here says that you two are famous for winning dance contests.

Bo: Huh.

Nora: Oh. Oh, wrong decade.

Roxy: Yeah, well, how do they know about it? So, you think you're too good to show off for us wannabes?

Nora: No, you know what? I think that Bo and Gabrielle should dance because you were practically the star pupil today, wasn't she?

Gabrielle: No, no, no.

Nora: Yes!

Gabrielle: I think that you two should go ahead. You should. I do.

Roxy: Somebody.

Gabrielle: Yeah, I think that you guys should get up -- you have trophies, right?

Nora: Oh, for God's sake, I'll just shake it off.

Roxy: She loves a challenge.

Gabrielle: Don't disappoint them.

Bo: No.

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Evangeline: We both know Ms. Collins was investigating you. What'd she find? If it's significant, it could have been a motive for murder, which means you better have a good lawyer.

Todd: How can that be you when you're representing the man who'd like to see me convicted?

Evangeline: I'm representing the man that wants this case solved as soon as possible, which is exactly the same thing that you want.

Todd: Except he's not being accused.

Evangeline: Know this -- if I took this case, I would tell Kevin Buchanan everything I found out and use that exact same information to try to clear you. There's no conflict of interest on my part.

Todd: What if Kevin didn't like it?

Evangeline: He'll be fine with it.

Todd: Because he wants what I want. One big problem, though -- some of the things he wants I'm not willing to share.

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Blair: Kevin --

Kevin: Hey, my foot's in first!

Blair: No way. Look, home free. I won. I beat you down the mountain. I beat you into the lodge. I beat you.

Kevin: Okay. You win.

Blair: It was beautiful. It was so beautiful.

Kevin: It was a lot of fun. That last run -- it was steep and deep, I'll tell you.

Blair: Thank you. Thank you, actually, for making me do that. I enjoyed it.

Kevin: Well, I'm glad. It was fun for me, too. It took my mind off the speech.

Blair: Aren't you nervous?

Kevin: Well, Blair, this is big. You know, this could make or break me.

Blair: Well, Ill tell you what -- I'm here, so I'll give you some feedback if you want. Just -- I'll help you listen, whatever, okay?

Kevin: Thanks.

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Dorian: Oh!

Carlotta: Hi.

Dorian: Carlotta. Oh, my goodness. How are you?

Carlotta: You know, one day at a time. Hey, listen, Katrina left a message. It sounded so urgent, I thought I should come in person. Is everything all right with Adriana? Is she all right?

Dorian: Oh, it's just the last time I talked to her she sounded rather distant.

Carlotta: Hmm, maybe I should go to Puerto Rico. Where are you going?

Dorian: Oh, I have to go up to Lake Champlain. Blair's there. She's covering the -- the convention, and I really do need to see her. Unfortunately, the airlines don't have any tickets available, and, I don't know, I'm going to have to fly standby or bribe somebody into giving up their seat.

Carlotta: Too bad you can't go with Viki.

Dorian: Excuse me?

Carlotta: Oh, I was talking with Antonio and Jessica earlier, and they were saying that Viki was going up to Lake Champlain on the governor's private plane.

Dorian: Oh, really? Well, that's very valuable information, Carlotta. Thank you very much. Goodbye.

Carlotta: Well, I'll definitely at least give Adriana a call.

Dorian: Yes, yes. After you, my dear.

Carlotta: Thank you.

River: She is in Puerto Rico.

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Gabrielle: You must be so tired. What a workout.

Bo: No, no, no, no. I want to dance with my girl. Hey, I love you. Come on. Come on! Honey, come on. Slow, just slow. Come on.

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Antonio: So either the three of the victims were wearing a leotard or had one in their bag.

John: Yes.

Antonio: Jane small, Elyssa Collins, Noralyn Atkins.

Jessica: Well, guess what I'm wearing underneath my clothing.

Antonio: Brave.

Jessica: Does that mean I'm in danger?

Antonio: Not unless you take up lap dancing.

Jessica: Well, you know, it's not exactly my lifelong dream.

Natalie: What, you think it was theirs?

Jessica: What?

Natalie: To become a lap dancer?

Antonio: Ahem.

Natalie: You think that all those women just worked their butts off taking dance classes so they can gyrate over a fat businessman's lap at the Winking Pussycat lounge in Atlantic City?

John: Yeah, I got to agree, actually. It's in my experience no one sets out to be a stripper, either.

Jessica: Well, no, I'm sure they don't. I'm sure some of them were studying classical dance.

Natalie: They still are.

John: That's actually an idea. Maybe go around and check out some of the dance studios around town or places where they take dance at, like, the -- I don't know -- the university --

Jessica: The community center.

John: Or the community center. Maybe see if -- I don't know -- any of the victims were taking a dance class, or just ask around.

Antonio: All right, I'll get on it.

John: You know, maybe something happened the last few months, they saw something.

Antonio: All right.

John: I'm going to call the field office, have them do the same thing in New Jersey and Delaware. And for the record? The Winking Pussycat -- it's not just about lap dancers and strippers.

Natalie: Like you'd know. Look, I've spent more days of the week than I care to remember in this joint because that's where Roxy decided to drop me off while she went to play slots.

Jessica: Well, is that where you learned how to play pool?

Natalie: Yeah, one place. So, please, don't act like you know what the Winking Pussycat is like, okay?

John: This place -- big, flashing neon of a cat winking?

Natalie: Please, anybody can describe the outside.

John: Oh, I can do the inside, too. My mom got her start singing there.

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River: Oh!

Betsy: What do you think you're doing?

River: I'm looking for a number.

Betsy: Males always think they can paw through the personal property of females.

River: Give it a rest, will you? I could really care less about your little prize package thing. I just want a number out of this. Holy -- That's Puerto Rico. 787. 787.

River: Adriana? Hey, hey, hey, it's Rio. Oh, my God. How -- don't move. I'm coming to get you, all right?

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Dorian: Hello. I'm Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord, and I am very close friend of Victoria Davidson's, and I have to go see my niece up at Champlain, and she very kindly -- Mrs. Davidson, that is -- invited me to join her on this flight.

Pilot: Oh?

Dorian: Yes, and, of course, I'm very close with the governor, as well, but he's asked me to help work with him on his health care initiative.

Pilot: Really?

Dorian: Yeah, so, are you just going to stand around and chat, Captain, or are you going to seat me onboard?

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Kevin: All right, here's a little warmer-upper.

Blair: Oh, thank you.

Kevin: Yeah, a little sugar rush.

Blair: Okay.

Kevin: Come on.

Blair: Oh --

Kevin: Mmm.

Blair: That's good.

Kevin: And expensive.

Blair: I bet. So, did you finish your speech?

Kevin: Like, six or seven times.

Blair: That bad, huh?

Kevin: You have no idea.

Blair: Hmm.

Kevin: Oh, you --

Blair: What?

Kevin: There.

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Todd: Now, how would you like your retainer? Cash?

Evangeline: I'm flexible. Whatever works for you.

Todd: Eh. What works for me is getting the hell out of here.

Evangeline: Give me an alibi for the night Ms. Collins was killed and I'll spring you in five minutes.

Todd: I don't have one. That'll be your first job -- buy me one.

Evangeline: Why would I have to buy you an alibi? Oh. Did you kill Elyssa Collins?

Stay tuned for scenes from the next "One Life to Live."

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On the next "one life to live"

Jen: Joe found my birth control pills.

Rex: Ew!

Dorian: The man that Blair has married is not Walker Laurence.

Bo: What about the Walker that I've got downstairs?

John: He's a fake.

Evangeline: What could you possibly have been doing that night that's worth conviction for a murder you didn't commit?

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