One Life to Live Transcript Thursday 9/4/03

By Eric
Proofread by Melissa Dann

Rex: Now, tonight's on me.

Lindsay: You know I'm not going to let that happen.

Rex: Come on, indulge me, OK? I scored huge with Search-and-Destroy night at Ultra Violet.

Lindsay: You have done an amazing job with that place.

Rex: Thank you. But your daughter thinks that I'm a loser.

Lindsay: You know you're not.

Rex: Got that right. Jen wants Joe Buchanan, she can have him. I am doing great without her.

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Kelly: Come on, can't we stay home tonight?

Kevin: I don't think that the governor would understand.

Kelly: Oh, well, it's for a good reason.

Kevin: Mm-hmm.

Kelly: We are trying to bring a new child into this world.

Kevin: You are really happy about this, aren't you?

Kelly: Oh, "happy" doesn't even begin to describe it. I pretty much had given up. And then I went to that last doctor here in Llanview, and she said I could get pregnant.

Kevin: I just don't want you to be disappointed again, that's all.

Kelly: Kevin, this is going to work. Really. You and I are going to have a baby.

[Phone rings]

Kelly: Oh -- that's me. Hello.

Dorian: Kelly, darling, it's me. I have made an appointment for you with the best ob-gyn in Philadelphia.

Kelly: Why?

Dorian: Because I want him to tell you what I've already told you, which is if you get pregnant you could die. Maybe you'll believe him.

Kelly: All right, well, thanks for calling. I'll talk to you later.

Kevin: What was that about?

Kelly: Oh, Dorian being her usual self.

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Dorian: Oh, my -- what are you doing here?

David: You didn't even miss this key, did you?

Dorian: You give that --

David: Which one would you like, the original or the copy that I made? Wow, you're not looking too shabby tonight, but you could look a whole lot better. So I brought you something to wear. Show me your back.

Dorian: Oh.

David: You are going to wear this for everyone to see.

Dorian: Oh. They're exquisite.

David: You're not so bad yourself. But remember, this is mine.

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Cristian: Now, that's what I call focus.

Natalie: Well, I guess I have to be if I want to win this tournament in Atlantic City. And not be distracted. Not if I want to be like her, Jeanette Lee.

Cristian: Black Widow, huh?

Natalie: The best there is.

Cristian: Yeah, for now.

Natalie: I wonder where Max is. We're supposed to be leaving here really soon.

Cristian: He'll be here. Well, I guess we're going to just have to start practicing without him.

Natalie: Yeah.

Cristian: Why don't we work on this focus thing?

Jessica: Hey, hey. I thought you guys were going to a pool tournament.

Cristian: We are.

Natalie: Yeah. Cris was just helping me practice.

Jessica: Yeah, I could see that. I can see your focus.

Natalie: Yeah. So, things with you and Antonio -- good?

Jessica: They're better than good. Everything's almost perfect.

Natalie: "Almost"?

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Antonio: Keri --

Keri: Leave me alone!

Antonio: Keri, what were you thinking? Why were you being so close to the edge of the docks?

Keri: Why do you care?

Antonio: Because you're our child's mother and she needs you.

Keri: That's what you're worried about -- Jamie?

Antonio: Yes, yes, and you should be, too.

Keri: I'm leaving.

[Engine cranks]

[Car horn]

Keri: Damn it!

[Keri cries]

Keri: Help me.

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Bo: What the hell are you doing, pa? You're backing Daniel Colson for D.A. instead of Nora?

Asa: Don't get me wrong, Bo. Nora's a fine attorney. But she has got a kid to raise, and one without a father.

Bo: Nora's doing just fine. You know, Colson's got a kid, too, and a drinking problem.

Asa: Oh, please. They say the same thing about me. It's hogwash. Mmm. Anyway, Kelly, Kevin, and I are going to dinner tonight -- with the governor.

Bo: Hmm. What are you getting Kev into?

Asa: Just what he wants.

Bo: Hmm. You finagled this whole thing, didn't you? All of a sudden, the lieutenant governor has health problems, so you slip Kev right in in his place.

Asa: There's something wrong with that?

Bo: You know, you've stepped on a lot of people over the years, Pa. Some of those people, they didn't really like it. Now, they could use Kev to get at you.

Asa: Ugh. I have more friends than enemies, Bo. And don't you worry about Kevin. He knows what he's in for.

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Renee: Hey, there, you two.

Kelly: Oh, Renee, hi.

Renee: Hi, honey.

Kevin: Is the governor here yet?

Renee: No, not yet. Where's Asa?

Kevin: He'll be here in a little while.

Renee: Good. Kevin, could I have a word with you?

Kevin: Sure.

Kelly: Actually, I wanted to have a word with Joey myself, so excuse me.

Renee: Thanks. I want to talk to you about your grandpa. He's been out living it up every night this week.

Kevin: Well, he's getting me the lieutenant governor appointment.

Renee: Yeah. Couldn't he make a few phone calls instead?

Kevin: The wining and dining's his favorite part.

Renee: Unless it kills him.

Kevin: Asa? Come on, he's going to outlive us all.

Renee: Kevin, he's had multiple heart attacks. He's starting to forget things. Haven't you noticed?

Kevin: Well, I don't know, a couple of things, maybe. It's no big deal, Renee.

Renee: Kevin, I know how much you love your grandpa, as much as I do, and he won't listen to me.

Kevin: What, you think he's going to listen to me?

Renee: Just try, because the truth is he can't keep on like this. I don't want to marry Asa and end up a widow before my first anniversary.

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Jen: What is my mom doing with Rex again?

Joey: He's just trying to get at you. Don't let him.

Jen: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Kelly: Excuse me, Jen. You mind if I borrow your husband for a minute?

Jen: Oh, my "husband" -- I can't get used to hearing that.

Joey: Well, you better.

Jen: Yes, no problem. I guess I'll just maybe go talk to your husband.

Kelly: OK.

Joey: Is everything OK?

Kelly: Yeah. It's better than that. That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Joey: Really?

Kelly: Yeah.

Joey: You seemed pretty upset last time I talked to you.

Kelly: Yeah, I was a little, but then I got some good news. It looks I can get pregnant after all. I might even be right now.

Joey: Oh, Kelly, that's great! I've been praying for you.

Kelly: Well, keep it up. It works.

Joey: So you're going to make me an uncle?

Kelly: I'm going to make you an uncle.

Joey: Oh.

Rex: Don't go anywhere.

Lindsay: OK.

Jen: Mom, did you hear anything that I told you about Rex?

Lindsay: I know -- he's using me to get to you.

Jen: Yeah. So why are you here with him?

Lindsay: Give me a little credit, please.

Jen: Do you really think that he wants to be with you?

Lindsay: Jen --

Jen: Oh -- oh, my God. Are you guys hooking up?

Lindsay: No. No. As a matter of fact, he's setting me up with -- with someone, a friend -- a father of a friend.

Jen: He doesn't have any friends.

Lindsay: No matter what I say, you are just not going to see the good in this person, are you?

Jen: There is no good in him.

Lindsay: Why do you hate him so much?

Jen: Do you want the short list?

Lindsay: No, I mean, you really hate him, and I don't think this is about the divorce. Did something happen that I don't know about?

Rex: Well. Do you want to tell her, Jen, or should I?

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Natalie: Now, tell me, how is Keri handling all this?

Jessica: Oh, not good, to put it mildly. Not good. But, you know, if I had lost Antonio, I'd be --

Cristian: You don't have to worry about that, because he's crazy about you.

Jessica: And I think that Keri's finally starting to get that. You know, I don't think that anything will break us up no matter what Keri tried.

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Keri: Remember the last time this happened? My car broke down and you came along to fix it. We got back together soon after that. What happened to us, Antonio? We were happy and we were in love. We made Jamie because of that love.

Antonio: Sometimes things don't work out.

Keri: Yeah, but they can.

Antonio: Not anymore.

Keri: Why? Because I left? It's my fault?

Antonio: I never said that.

Keri: That's what you think. I left because of you.

Antonio: Keri, I know I made mistakes, too.

Keri: Yeah, like sleeping with my mother? And now you're doing the same thing with Jessica.

Antonio: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Keri: I don't know -- both beautiful, both blond.

[Antonio sighs]

Antonio: You know what? Stop with the blond stuff, OK? Itís got nothing to do with that.

Keri: You know, now that I think of it, maybe you're just a bigot.

Antonio: That's crazy.

Keri: You're calling me insane now?

Antonio: You know what? The car's fixed. I'm done here.

Keri: Antonio -- Antonio! What, is that what you're going to do? You're going to tell the judge that I'm crazy and try to get Jamie back? Think again. You will never see her, not as long as I'm on this earth.

R.J.: Hey. What's going on here?

Antonio: You know, sometimes I wish you both would just disappear.

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Rex: It was when Jen and I were in the Caribbean getting our divorce. She's still mad at me for what she did.

Lindsay: Well, what'd you do?

Jen: Nothing. I didn't do anything.

Rex: Well, I wouldn't say that. You see, she really wanted her father's house in the settlement, and she would have done anything for it. Right, Jen?

Jen: You know what? No one wants to hear this.

Rex: Your mom does. She asked. You see, Jen exposed her soul to me.

Jen: Oh, God --

Rex: She just stripped away everything so that I could see her for who she really is and how much her father's house meant to her. And I think that it embarrassed her. But, Jen, you were never more beautiful to me.

Joey: Come on. Let's go back to our table.

Jen: Mom, please, listen to what I told you, OK? I don't want you to get hurt.

Rex: She won't.

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Dorian: Kelly? Darling, come over. I can't help noticing you were having seltzer. You're not having wine tonight?

Kelly: No. No. I don't feel like it.

Dorian: Is that the reason, or is it something more specific?

Kelly: What a beautiful necklace. Where did you get that?

Dorian: Oh. It's a gift from one of my many admirers.

Kelly: Oh.

David: Don't look at me.

Kelly: Well, are you sure that you should be wearing it out in public? You know, it must be worth five million at least.

Dorian: Multiply that times three and you got it. Though the skinflints at my insurance company would only cover it for 10 million. Isn't that the governor talking to your husband?

Kelly: Yeah. Would you like me to introduce you?

Dorian: He seems a bit preoccupied just now. I'll go over and say hello to Joe and his new bride.

Kelly: OK.

Dorian: Excuse me.

Kelly: Mm-hmm.

David: Hey, while we have the opportunity, what do you say you and I have a real drink, you know, just for old time's sake?

Kelly: No.

Dorian: I know you two are newlyweds, but, Joe, could I drive you away for just a moment?

Joey: Dorian, we're in the middle of dinner.

Dorian: I wouldn't ask if it weren't urgent.

Jen: Go right ahead.

Dorian: You are a dear.

Joey: It'll just be a minute.

Dorian: Joe, I'm sorry, but it's about Kelly. I saw you talking to her a little while ago. Do you know what's going on with her?

Joey: About her trying to start a family with Kevin?

Dorian: She can't do that. If she gets pregnant, it could kill her.

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Natalie: Max, where are you? I've been -- I'm starting to get worried. Really? Unbelievable. OK. Yeah, OK. See you soon. Bye. That was Max, and he's already actually in Atlantic City. He was scoping out the competition. He thinks I can win.

Cristian: And this surprises you?

Natalie: OK, now, there's more. The Black Widow is actually going to be there.

Jessica: Who's the Black Widow?

Natalie: "Who's the Black Widow?" Jeanette Lee. She's doing this, like, exhibition competition there, and if we hurry, we could actually get to see her.

Cristian: Well, maybe you can get to play her.

Natalie: Ha-ha! Yeah, like that's going to happen. But you know what? Just seeing her would make me really happy. Wish me luck.

Jessica: I'll do better than that. I'll come with you to Atlantic City.

Natalie: Oh, Jess, thank you! Thank you. That means so much to me.

Jessica: No problem.

Natalie: OK, see you later.

Jessica: Yeah.

Cristian: Hey. What's up, man?

Antonio: Hey.

Cristian: How's it going?

Antonio: Hey.

Jessica: Hey.

Cristian: Listen, Antonio, can you close up for me? Iíve got to go to this competition.

Antonio: Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Cristian: Appreciate it.

Antonio: Hey, Natalie, knock them -- knock them down.

Natalie: OK.

Antonio: See you.

Cristian: Don't forget to turn off the lights.

Antonio: All right.

Jessica: Is everything OK?

Antonio: Yeah. Just some little setback, that's all. I'm not going to let it get me down.

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R.J.: OK, Keri --

[Car accelerates]

R.J.: You should just -- look, I should be driving. You're in no shape.

Keri: I have to. If I drive, I don't have to think, and I can't think right now.

R.J.: Exactly what did Vega do to you this time?

Keri: I'm never going to get him back.

R.J.: Look, honey, everything bad that has happened to you is because of Vega, and you're better off without him.

Keri: No. There were good times, too. I was in love with him. He's the only man I've ever loved. He's the only man I'm ever going to love.

R.J.: Stop it. There is someone else out there.

Keri: I don't want somebody else. I want Antonio.

R.J.: Honey, you can't have him.

Keri: I thought you were on my side.

R.J.: I am. That's why I'm telling you it's time to let it go.

Keri: I can't. I tried, but I can't do it!!

RJ.: Well, then, you got to get some help.

Keri: What, you think -- you think Rae Cummings is right?

R.J.: She's not the only one. Evangeline thinks so, and I do, too, now.

Keri: You want to help me? Then help me get Antonio back.

R.J.: Keri --

Keri: You're starting to sound just like Antonio! You think I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy, R.J.!

[Car accelerates]

R.J.: Keri, slow down.

Keri: Leave me alone! R.J., Leave me alone!

R.J.: Keri, look out!

[Keri coughs]

R.J.: Keri? Keri, are you all right?

Keri: I'm fine.

R.J.: Here, let me call an ambulance.

Keri: No. I'll be OK. I just have to get home to Jamie.

R.J.: No, no, no, we -- can't go anywhere.

[R.J. coughs]

Keri: I'm sorry. I know you told me to slow down.

R.J.: No, no, it's not your fault. It's -- it's Vega. He upset you. What were you doing with him again, anyway?

Keri: My car wouldn't start. He was helping me.

R.J.: He helped you?

Keri: He fixed something under the hood.

[Keri coughs]

R.J.: Well, what?

Keri: I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. We were talking, and then we started fighting again.

R.J.: Well, here. You call a tow truck. Let me -- let me check out the damage.

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Jessica: So, what's the setback that you're talking about?

Antonio: Oh, it's really not worth getting into, honey.

Jessica: Well, I know you had a job interview.

Antonio: Yeah, yeah, that -- that was it.

Jessica: I'm sorry. You'll get something. I have a great idea. Why don't you come to Atlantic City with me tonight?

Antonio: Hmm. I can't.

Jessica: But Natalie could use somebody else --

Antonio: Honey, I wish I could, but I can't.

Jessica: OK.

Antonio: Besides, who's going to take care of the cat?

Jessica: You're going to take care of the cat.

Antonio: I am?

Jessica: Yes, you are.

Antonio: Hmm.

Jessica: And he likes to sleep up on the bed with you.

Antonio: Uh-huh?

Jessica: And I have kitten food all set aside for him --

Antonio: OK.

Jessica: And all his favorite things.

Antonio: He's going to miss you, and so am I.

Jessica: I'm going to miss you, too.

Jessica: Are you sure that there's nothing going on?

Antonio: You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. You know that. Don't you?

Jessica: I love you, Antonio.

Antonio: Go. Have a good time. Taino and I will be waiting for you when you get back.

Jessica: OK.

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Joey: Are you sure about this, Dorian?

Dorian: Joe, of course I am. I saw her medical records. I'm a doctor. I know what I'm talking about.

Joey: Well, does Kevin know?

Dorian: He doesn't have a clue.

Joey: Someone ought to tell him.

Dorian: No, no, no, wait a minute. You see, if I tell him, Kelly will never speak to me again. So, please, won't you talk to her? Because I think you may be the only person who can save her from this madness.

Joey: It might already be too late.

Dorian: Why? Is she pregnant?

Joey: Well, they're trying.

Dorian: They can't do that. She's -- she's only trying to save her marriage. And if she thinks a baby is going to do that, she's making the worst mistake of her life. Hi, sweetie. I tell you what -- I'm going to distract the governor and give you a chance to talk to Kelly, please? Thank you. Hello, darling.

Kelly: Hello. Governor, this is my aunt that I was telling you about.

Dorian: Dorian Lord. Hello, Governor. A pleasure.

Governor: My pleasure.

Joey: Joe Buchanan.

Governor: Hi. How are you? How's it going?

Joey: Fine.

Governor: Well, your niece has been talking you up quite a bit. I understand you one time were a first lady of the commonwealth?

Dorian: Ha -- briefly. Yes, but, really, what I want to talk to you about, I would like to make a sizable contribution to your next campaign. And the literacy work you've been doing, really it's so important.

Kelly: OK. What were you two talking about over there?

Joey: She's worried about you, and so am I.

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Asa: I made some changes in your speech, Kevin, when you get appointed Lieutenant Governor.

Kevin: OK, Grandpa, stop.

Asa: They're just a few simple suggestions.

Kevin: I know -- a few here, a few there, but you've done enough. Let the advisors you hired take over.

Asa: Well, I guess you don't need me anymore.

Kevin: Of course I -- look, Grandpa, these last few months that we've been working together have been like a dream come true for me. Ever since I was a little kid and you used to let me tag along to your business meetings, I have always wanted to be just like you.

Asa: You're a better man than I'll ever be.

Kevin: Not a chance.

Asa: Why do you think I'm doing all this?

Kevin: Well, I want you to be around so you can enjoy it with me.

Asa: I'm not going anywhere.

Kevin: Look, you've worked hard your whole life. It's time to take it easy for a little while, kick back, enjoy your golden years. That's all I'm saying.

Asa: Who's your speechwriter? Renee?

Kevin: She loves you, OK, as much as I do. If you're not going to do this for yourself, then do it for us.

Asa: OK, OK. Don't you two gang up on me. All right, when you're made lieutenant governor, I will sit way back in the saddle. Deal?

Kevin: Deal.

Asa: Look. I wonder what that troublemaker's up to.

Kevin: Oh. With Dorian, who knows?

Asa: Well, I don't like it, especially that damn no-account ex-husband of hers -- David Vickers.

Dorian: A recent gift. What do you think?

Governor: May I?

Dorian: Yes.

Governor: Oh. Almost as beautiful as the woman wearing them.

David: Are you showing off your gift?

Dorian: Uh-huh.

Governor: From you?

David: Oh, no. No, no. Too rich for my blood. That's why I'm her ex. David Vickers.

Governor: Hi.

David: Husband number three, maybe four, could be six. She lost track a long --

Dorian: David --

David: I need to see you a minute.

Dorian: It'll have to wait till later. The governor and I are discussing very important matters.

David: What, Kevin Buchanan's press conference?

Governor: Well, he's a fine young man. Comes from a good family. It's too bad his mother's going to miss it.

Dorian: If he were my son, I would move mountains to be here. So odd -- Viki has the reputation of being a very loving mother, but yet she's missing her son's shining moment to be fundraising for the university?

Governor: Yeah, well, she has to, you know, what with the controversy over there. I've been wanting to talk to her about how she's handling that.

Dorian: I would be very happy to talk to her about that for you, yes.

Governor: Please, and let her know that I think she's the best thing that ever happened to that school.

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Joey: Dorian says your condition could be fatal if you get pregnant.

Kelly: My gosh, Dorian reads one little study and she goes off on it.

Joey: She knows her stuff.

Kelly: No, she doesn't. She hasn't even practiced medicine for years. The specialists that I met with are fertility specialists. They know their stuff.

Joey: So they said it's OK?

Kelly: Joey, would I really get pregnant if I knew I wasn't going to be around to be there for the baby?

Joey: OK, so Dorian's just --

Kelly: Doing Dorian's usual melodramatics. OK?

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Governor: She's quite a woman, that Victoria Davidson.

David: Yeah, you don't have to tell Dorian that.

Dorian: Unfortunately, her husband was shot and went into a coma, while Viki, who has some mental problems, was under the influence of one of her alter personalities.

David: Dorian is absolutely heartbroken for poor Viki.

Governor: Yes. Tragic.

David: Hmm.

Governor: No one knows that better than myself. My wife was in a coma for months before she passed on.

Dorian: Oh, you poor, dear man. I understand that myself because I was only recently widowed.

David: Yeah, we need to get to that thing, so --

Dorian: Oh. Hmm. Governor, I can't tell you how good it was to talk to you, and I'm -- I'm so sorry that I have to leave.

Governor: Well, it's quite all right. Thank you.

Dorian: Goodbye.

David: Here we go.

[Dorian laughs]

Dorian: Ahem. Do you realize -- I mean, that was an incredibly attractive man, and you have dragged me away from him.

David: You seem to have forgotten why we're here tonight.

Dorian: Oh, yes, that's right. OK, so what's up?

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Kevin: Well, you can put it on the front page, but put it below the fold. All right. Have a seat.

Dawes: I've got something for you.

Kevin: I don't want anything you're offering.

Dawes: Oh, take a look. You're going to change your mind.

Kevin: I'm taking the lieutenant governor's spot. And you can say goodbye to your fat road-building contracts that you've been padding at taxpayers' expense.

Dawes: You know, you don't have the job yet --

Kevin: Mm-hmm.

Dawes: And you're not going to get it, not after the governor sees these.

Kevin: Where'd you get these?

Dawes: Good photos, aren't they? I love the lighting. I wonder what your wife would think. You and her cousin?

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Natalie: I wonder who's going to be playing me first.

Cristian: Well, you're not going to have a problem if you break like that.

[Applause]

Cristian: What's wrong?

Natalie: She's here.

Cristian: Who's here?

Natalie: The Black Widow.

Cristian: Well, let's slip away. Let's go meet her.

Natalie: After I just made an idiot out of myself? I got to go.

Cristian: Hey -- come here. Ms. Lee? Hi. This is Natalie Buchanan, your number one fan.

Jeanette: It's nice to meet you. I was watching. You're good.

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Kevin: What'd you do, bribe the pilot?

Dawes: It's not too late to back out. I'm sure the governor would understand.

Kelly: Everything OK?

Kevin: Couldn't be better.

Dawes: Think about it.

Kelly: Dawes just doesn't give up, does he?

Kevin: Well, he will once I'm in office. Excuse me. I need to speak to Governor Brooks.

Kelly: Stay away from my husband.

Dawes: Ooh. Buchanan likes his women feisty. Me, too.

Kelly: I mean it. Back off. You see, because Kevin won't, and then you will end up in for more than you bargained for.

Dawes: Whoa.

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David: So tomorrow I want you over by the windows. The windows behind -- don't look -- I'll be behind the curtains. And at some point there's going to be a very big commotion. That's when I'll grab the necklace.

Dorian: What kind of commotion?

David: I'm planning a -- there will be a -- I don't know, but I'll think of something.

Dorian: Oh, that's wonderful. That's brilliant.

David: Just relax. I will think of something, OK?

Dorian: I can't believe that you pulled me away from the most eligible bachelor in the commonwealth. Are you some kind of moron?

David: Pretty soon I'm going to be a $25 million moron, so you ought to be a lot nicer to me.

Dorian: Hmm.

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Bo: Brake lines definitely look like they were cut.

Keri: What?

Bo: Do you have any idea how that could have happened?

R.J.: Well, didn't you say that Vega was working on the car?

Keri: Yeah, but he wouldn't -- he didn't --

Bo: Did he crawl under the car at any point?

Keri: I -- I don't remember that.

R.J.: Well, see, that doesn't prove anything.

Keri: You both don't think that he -- he tried to kill me?

R.J.: I think Vega would do whatever it takes to get his daughter away from you. How much more has to happen? Vega is out of control. He assaults me, he hits her, he knocks her down, and now this. Come on. If you don't do your job, Commissioner, somebody's going to end up dead.

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Joey: I'm sorry. One of the parishioners --

Jen: Needs you. Go.

Joey: He's in the I.C.U.

Jen: No, you don't have to explain. I understand.

Joey: I love you.

Jen: I love you, too.

Joey: Wait up for me?

Jen: Of course.

Jen: Well, I hope you got your kicks, sticking it to me about Santo Domingo.

Rex: I didn't tell them how you really stripped for me.

Jen: Yeah, I know. You just wanted to watch me sweat. Now, maybe you haven't forgotten what happened, but you know what? I have.

Rex: Yeah. I can see that.

Jen: Stay away from my mother, OK?

Rex: Well, don't you think Lindsay has say in it?

Lindsay: A say in what?

Rex: If you want to be friends with me or not.

Lindsay: Of course I do.

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Dorian: Oh, what a night. What a night.

[Dorian hums]

David: I think you're getting a little too comfortable with this.

Dorian: Oh. They're not yours yet.

David: I will keep this safe.

Dorian: David -- wait a minute. Don't you even trust me?

David: Oh, absolutely.

Dorian: You have Count de Valmont that you can always unleash on me, whereas I have nothing.

David: Yeah, except this necklace.

Dorian: Why don't I put it in my safe, just for the night? Hmm?

[Dorian hums]

Dorian: What are you doing?

David: I'm settling in for the night.

Dorian: Not here!

David: I'm either staying down here with the necklace or upstairs with you. Either way, I'm sleeping with one of you. You take your pick.

Dorian: Sweet dreams.

[David laughs]

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Jeanette: Thanks, everybody. I meant what I said. You got game.

Natalie: Thank you. But what are you doing here?

Jeanette: The tournament tomorrow.

Natalie: Yeah, but that's for amateurs.

Jeanette: I'm part of the prize. The winner plays me. That last shot you made -- if you keep your cue stick level, you'll get a lot more action on the cue ball, OK? See you.

Natalie: Cristian, I have to win this tournament tomorrow. I mean, that would be, like, my biggest dream coming true -- to actually get to play against the Black Widow!

Cristian: It's going to happen. It'll happen this time tomorrow.

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Kelly: We should get to bed. You got a big day tomorrow. You will become lieutenant governor.

Kevin: I saw you talking to Dawes.

Kelly: Yeah. I told him not to mess with my man.

Kevin: He didn't say anything to you, did he?

Kelly: Kevin, relax. Everything's fine. Everything's going just the way we want it to. Besides, what could he do to us anyway?

Keri's voice: "I, Keri Reynolds, being of sound mind and body, want to register my intentions regarding my daughter, Jamie. If anything happens to me, guardianship of my child will go solely to my father --"

Keri: R.J. Gannon.

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R.J.: OK, what did you do to Keri's car?

Antonio: I fixed it.

R.J.: Sure, you did. Was that before or after you played with the brakes?

Bo: R.J., I'll handle the questions.

Antonio: Commissioner, what's -- what's this about?

R.J.: Her car crashed because of you.

Antonio: Is Keri OK?

Bo: She's fine, but we - we do have evidence that the brakes were tampered with.

Antonio: All I did was tighten the battery cable.

R.J.: So how did the brakes get cut?

Antonio: I wouldn't know, but you seem to have a record of doing that sort of thing. You're not going to listen to this guy, are you?

Bo: I'm sorry, Antonio. I have to investigate. Don't leave town.

Antonio: You know, whatever it is you're trying to do to me, it's never going to work.

R.J.: Whatever you're talking about already is.

Stay tuned for scenes from the next "One Life to Live."

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On the next "One Life to Live" --

David: I don't think you've forgotten how compatible we could be.

Al: No, it's all I can think about. That and when I can get you alone again.

Key: If the real Walker Laurence is in Atlantic City, then who's with Blair?

By Eric

Proofread by Melissa Dann

Rex: Now, tonight's on me.

Lindsay: You know I'm not going to let that happen.

Rex: Come on, indulge me, OK? I scored huge with Search-and-Destroy night at Ultra Violet.

Lindsay: You have done an amazing job with that place.

Rex: Thank you. But your daughter thinks that I'm a loser.

Lindsay: You know you're not.

Rex: Got that right. Jen wants Joe Buchanan, she can have him. I am doing great without her.

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Kelly: Come on, can't we stay home tonight?

Kevin: I don't think that the governor would understand.

Kelly: Oh, well, it's for a good reason.

Kevin: Mm-hmm.

Kelly: We are trying to bring a new child into this world.

Kevin: You are really happy about this, aren't you?

Kelly: Oh, "happy" doesn't even begin to describe it. I pretty much had given up. And then I went to that last doctor here in Llanview, and she said I could get pregnant.

Kevin: I just don't want you to be disappointed again, that's all.

Kelly: Kevin, this is going to work. Really. You and I are going to have a baby.

[Phone rings]

Kelly: Oh -- that's me. Hello.

Dorian: Kelly, darling, it's me. I have made an appointment for you with the best ob-gyn in Philadelphia.

Kelly: Why?

Dorian: Because I want him to tell you what I've already told you, which is if you get pregnant you could die. Maybe you'll believe him.

Kelly: All right, well, thanks for calling. I'll talk to you later.

Kevin: What was that about?

Kelly: Oh, Dorian being her usual self.

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Dorian: Oh, my -- what are you doing here?

David: You didn't even miss this key, did you?

Dorian: You give that --

David: Which one would you like, the original or the copy that I made? Wow, you're not looking too shabby tonight, but you could look a whole lot better. So I brought you something to wear. Show me your back.

Dorian: Oh.

David: You are going to wear this for everyone to see.

Dorian: Oh. They're exquisite.

David: You're not so bad yourself. But remember, this is mine.

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Cristian: Now, that's what I call focus.

Natalie: Well, I guess I have to be if I want to win this tournament in Atlantic City. And not be distracted. Not if I want to be like her, Jeanette Lee.

Cristian: Black Widow, huh?

Natalie: The best there is.

Cristian: Yeah, for now.

Natalie: I wonder where Max is. We're supposed to be leaving here really soon.

Cristian: He'll be here. Well, I guess we're going to just have to start practicing without him.

Natalie: Yeah.

Cristian: Why don't we work on this focus thing?

Jessica: Hey, hey. I thought you guys were going to a pool tournament.

Cristian: We are.

Natalie: Yeah. Cris was just helping me practice.

Jessica: Yeah, I could see that. I can see your focus.

Natalie: Yeah. So, things with you and Antonio -- good?

Jessica: They're better than good. Everything's almost perfect.

Natalie: "Almost"?

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Antonio: Keri --

Keri: Leave me alone!

Antonio: Keri, what were you thinking? Why were you being so close to the edge of the docks?

Keri: Why do you care?

Antonio: Because you're our child's mother and she needs you.

Keri: That's what you're worried about -- Jamie?

Antonio: Yes, yes, and you should be, too.

Keri: I'm leaving.

[Engine cranks]

[Car horn]

Keri: Damn it!

[Keri cries]

Keri: Help me.

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Bo: What the hell are you doing, pa? You're backing Daniel Colson for D.A. instead of Nora?

Asa: Don't get me wrong, Bo. Nora's a fine attorney. But she has got a kid to raise, and one without a father.

Bo: Nora's doing just fine. You know, Colson's got a kid, too, and a drinking problem.

Asa: Oh, please. They say the same thing about me. It's hogwash. Mmm. Anyway, Kelly, Kevin, and I are going to dinner tonight -- with the governor.

Bo: Hmm. What are you getting Kev into?

Asa: Just what he wants.

Bo: Hmm. You finagled this whole thing, didn't you? All of a sudden, the lieutenant governor has health problems, so you slip Kev right in in his place.

Asa: There's something wrong with that?

Bo: You know, you've stepped on a lot of people over the years, Pa. Some of those people, they didn't really like it. Now, they could use Kev to get at you.

Asa: Ugh. I have more friends than enemies, Bo. And don't you worry about Kevin. He knows what he's in for.

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Renee: Hey, there, you two.

Kelly: Oh, Renee, hi.

Renee: Hi, honey.

Kevin: Is the governor here yet?

Renee: No, not yet. Where's Asa?

Kevin: He'll be here in a little while.

Renee: Good. Kevin, could I have a word with you?

Kevin: Sure.

Kelly: Actually, I wanted to have a word with Joey myself, so excuse me.

Renee: Thanks. I want to talk to you about your grandpa. He's been out living it up every night this week.

Kevin: Well, he's getting me the lieutenant governor appointment.

Renee: Yeah. Couldn't he make a few phone calls instead?

Kevin: The wining and dining's his favorite part.

Renee: Unless it kills him.

Kevin: Asa? Come on, he's going to outlive us all.

Renee: Kevin, he's had multiple heart attacks. He's starting to forget things. Haven't you noticed?

Kevin: Well, I don't know, a couple of things, maybe. It's no big deal, Renee.

Renee: Kevin, I know how much you love your grandpa, as much as I do, and he won't listen to me.

Kevin: What, you think he's going to listen to me?

Renee: Just try, because the truth is he can't keep on like this. I don't want to marry Asa and end up a widow before my first anniversary.

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Jen: What is my mom doing with Rex again?

Joey: He's just trying to get at you. Don't let him.

Jen: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Kelly: Excuse me, Jen. You mind if I borrow your husband for a minute?

Jen: Oh, my "husband" -- I can't get used to hearing that.

Joey: Well, you better.

Jen: Yes, no problem. I guess I'll just maybe go talk to your husband.

Kelly: OK.

Joey: Is everything OK?

Kelly: Yeah. It's better than that. That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Joey: Really?

Kelly: Yeah.

Joey: You seemed pretty upset last time I talked to you.

Kelly: Yeah, I was a little, but then I got some good news. It looks I can get pregnant after all. I might even be right now.

Joey: Oh, Kelly, that's great! I've been praying for you.

Kelly: Well, keep it up. It works.

Joey: So you're going to make me an uncle?

Kelly: I'm going to make you an uncle.

Joey: Oh.

Rex: Don't go anywhere.

Lindsay: OK.

Jen: Mom, did you hear anything that I told you about Rex?

Lindsay: I know -- he's using me to get to you.

Jen: Yeah. So why are you here with him?

Lindsay: Give me a little credit, please.

Jen: Do you really think that he wants to be with you?

Lindsay: Jen --

Jen: Oh -- oh, my God. Are you guys hooking up?

Lindsay: No. No. As a matter of fact, he's setting me up with -- with someone, a friend -- a father of a friend.

Jen: He doesn't have any friends.

Lindsay: No matter what I say, you are just not going to see the good in this person, are you?

Jen: There is no good in him.

Lindsay: Why do you hate him so much?

Jen: Do you want the short list?

Lindsay: No, I mean, you really hate him, and I don't think this is about the divorce. Did something happen that I don't know about?

Rex: Well. Do you want to tell her, Jen, or should I?

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Natalie: Now, tell me, how is Keri handling all this?

Jessica: Oh, not good, to put it mildly. Not good. But, you know, if I had lost Antonio, I'd be --

Cristian: You don't have to worry about that, because he's crazy about you.

Jessica: And I think that Keri's finally starting to get that. You know, I don't think that anything will break us up no matter what Keri tried.

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Keri: Remember the last time this happened? My car broke down and you came along to fix it. We got back together soon after that. What happened to us, Antonio? We were happy and we were in love. We made Jamie because of that love.

Antonio: Sometimes things don't work out.

Keri: Yeah, but they can.

Antonio: Not anymore.

Keri: Why? Because I left? It's my fault?

Antonio: I never said that.

Keri: That's what you think. I left because of you.

Antonio: Keri, I know I made mistakes, too.

Keri: Yeah, like sleeping with my mother? And now you're doing the same thing with Jessica.

Antonio: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Keri: I don't know -- both beautiful, both blond.

[Antonio sighs]

Antonio: You know what? Stop with the blond stuff, OK? Itís got nothing to do with that.

Keri: You know, now that I think of it, maybe you're just a bigot.

Antonio: That's crazy.

Keri: You're calling me insane now?

Antonio: You know what? The car's fixed. I'm done here.

Keri: Antonio -- Antonio! What, is that what you're going to do? You're going to tell the judge that I'm crazy and try to get Jamie back? Think again. You will never see her, not as long as I'm on this earth.

R.J.: Hey. What's going on here?

Antonio: You know, sometimes I wish you both would just disappear.

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Rex: It was when Jen and I were in the Caribbean getting our divorce. She's still mad at me for what she did.

Lindsay: Well, what'd you do?

Jen: Nothing. I didn't do anything.

Rex: Well, I wouldn't say that. You see, she really wanted her father's house in the settlement, and she would have done anything for it. Right, Jen?

Jen: You know what? No one wants to hear this.

Rex: Your mom does. She asked. You see, Jen exposed her soul to me.

Jen: Oh, God --

Rex: She just stripped away everything so that I could see her for who she really is and how much her father's house meant to her. And I think that it embarrassed her. But, Jen, you were never more beautiful to me.

Joey: Come on. Let's go back to our table.

Jen: Mom, please, listen to what I told you, OK? I don't want you to get hurt.

Rex: She won't.

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Dorian: Kelly? Darling, come over. I can't help noticing you were having seltzer. You're not having wine tonight?

Kelly: No. No. I don't feel like it.

Dorian: Is that the reason, or is it something more specific?

Kelly: What a beautiful necklace. Where did you get that?

Dorian: Oh. It's a gift from one of my many admirers.

Kelly: Oh.

David: Don't look at me.

Kelly: Well, are you sure that you should be wearing it out in public? You know, it must be worth five million at least.

Dorian: Multiply that times three and you got it. Though the skinflints at my insurance company would only cover it for 10 million. Isn't that the governor talking to your husband?

Kelly: Yeah. Would you like me to introduce you?

Dorian: He seems a bit preoccupied just now. I'll go over and say hello to Joe and his new bride.

Kelly: OK.

Dorian: Excuse me.

Kelly: Mm-hmm.

David: Hey, while we have the opportunity, what do you say you and I have a real drink, you know, just for old time's sake?

Kelly: No.

Dorian: I know you two are newlyweds, but, Joe, could I drive you away for just a moment?

Joey: Dorian, we're in the middle of dinner.

Dorian: I wouldn't ask if it weren't urgent.

Jen: Go right ahead.

Dorian: You are a dear.

Joey: It'll just be a minute.

Dorian: Joe, I'm sorry, but it's about Kelly. I saw you talking to her a little while ago. Do you know what's going on with her?

Joey: About her trying to start a family with Kevin?

Dorian: She can't do that. If she gets pregnant, it could kill her.

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Natalie: Max, where are you? I've been -- I'm starting to get worried. Really? Unbelievable. OK. Yeah, OK. See you soon. Bye. That was Max, and he's already actually in Atlantic City. He was scoping out the competition. He thinks I can win.

Cristian: And this surprises you?

Natalie: OK, now, there's more. The Black Widow is actually going to be there.

Jessica: Who's the Black Widow?

Natalie: "Who's the Black Widow?" Jeanette Lee. She's doing this, like, exhibition competition there, and if we hurry, we could actually get to see her.

Cristian: Well, maybe you can get to play her.

Natalie: Ha-ha! Yeah, like that's going to happen. But you know what? Just seeing her would make me really happy. Wish me luck.

Jessica: I'll do better than that. I'll come with you to Atlantic City.

Natalie: Oh, Jess, thank you! Thank you. That means so much to me.

Jessica: No problem.

Natalie: OK, see you later.

Jessica: Yeah.

Cristian: Hey. What's up, man?

Antonio: Hey.

Cristian: How's it going?

Antonio: Hey.

Jessica: Hey.

Cristian: Listen, Antonio, can you close up for me? Iíve got to go to this competition.

Antonio: Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Cristian: Appreciate it.

Antonio: Hey, Natalie, knock them -- knock them down.

Natalie: OK.

Antonio: See you.

Cristian: Don't forget to turn off the lights.

Antonio: All right.

Jessica: Is everything OK?

Antonio: Yeah. Just some little setback, that's all. I'm not going to let it get me down.

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R.J.: OK, Keri --

[Car accelerates]

R.J.: You should just -- look, I should be driving. You're in no shape.

Keri: I have to. If I drive, I don't have to think, and I can't think right now.

R.J.: Exactly what did Vega do to you this time?

Keri: I'm never going to get him back.

R.J.: Look, honey, everything bad that has happened to you is because of Vega, and you're better off without him.

Keri: No. There were good times, too. I was in love with him. He's the only man I've ever loved. He's the only man I'm ever going to love.

R.J.: Stop it. There is someone else out there.

Keri: I don't want somebody else. I want Antonio.

R.J.: Honey, you can't have him.

Keri: I thought you were on my side.

R.J.: I am. That's why I'm telling you it's time to let it go.

Keri: I can't. I tried, but I can't do it!!

RJ.: Well, then, you got to get some help.

Keri: What, you think -- you think Rae Cummings is right?

R.J.: She's not the only one. Evangeline thinks so, and I do, too, now.

Keri: You want to help me? Then help me get Antonio back.

R.J.: Keri --

Keri: You're starting to sound just like Antonio! You think I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy, R.J.!

[Car accelerates]

R.J.: Keri, slow down.

Keri: Leave me alone! R.J., Leave me alone!

R.J.: Keri, look out!

[Keri coughs]

R.J.: Keri? Keri, are you all right?

Keri: I'm fine.

R.J.: Here, let me call an ambulance.

Keri: No. I'll be OK. I just have to get home to Jamie.

R.J.: No, no, no, we -- can't go anywhere.

[R.J. coughs]

Keri: I'm sorry. I know you told me to slow down.

R.J.: No, no, it's not your fault. It's -- it's Vega. He upset you. What were you doing with him again, anyway?

Keri: My car wouldn't start. He was helping me.

R.J.: He helped you?

Keri: He fixed something under the hood.

[Keri coughs]

R.J.: Well, what?

Keri: I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. We were talking, and then we started fighting again.

R.J.: Well, here. You call a tow truck. Let me -- let me check out the damage.

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Jessica: So, what's the setback that you're talking about?

Antonio: Oh, it's really not worth getting into, honey.

Jessica: Well, I know you had a job interview.

Antonio: Yeah, yeah, that -- that was it.

Jessica: I'm sorry. You'll get something. I have a great idea. Why don't you come to Atlantic City with me tonight?

Antonio: Hmm. I can't.

Jessica: But Natalie could use somebody else --

Antonio: Honey, I wish I could, but I can't.

Jessica: OK.

Antonio: Besides, who's going to take care of the cat?

Jessica: You're going to take care of the cat.

Antonio: I am?

Jessica: Yes, you are.

Antonio: Hmm.

Jessica: And he likes to sleep up on the bed with you.

Antonio: Uh-huh?

Jessica: And I have kitten food all set aside for him --

Antonio: OK.

Jessica: And all his favorite things.

Antonio: He's going to miss you, and so am I.

Jessica: I'm going to miss you, too.

Jessica: Are you sure that there's nothing going on?

Antonio: You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. You know that. Don't you?

Jessica: I love you, Antonio.

Antonio: Go. Have a good time. Taino and I will be waiting for you when you get back.

Jessica: OK.

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Joey: Are you sure about this, Dorian?

Dorian: Joe, of course I am. I saw her medical records. I'm a doctor. I know what I'm talking about.

Joey: Well, does Kevin know?

Dorian: He doesn't have a clue.

Joey: Someone ought to tell him.

Dorian: No, no, no, wait a minute. You see, if I tell him, Kelly will never speak to me again. So, please, won't you talk to her? Because I think you may be the only person who can save her from this madness.

Joey: It might already be too late.

Dorian: Why? Is she pregnant?

Joey: Well, they're trying.

Dorian: They can't do that. She's -- she's only trying to save her marriage. And if she thinks a baby is going to do that, she's making the worst mistake of her life. Hi, sweetie. I tell you what -- I'm going to distract the governor and give you a chance to talk to Kelly, please? Thank you. Hello, darling.

Kelly: Hello. Governor, this is my aunt that I was telling you about.

Dorian: Dorian Lord. Hello, Governor. A pleasure.

Governor: My pleasure.

Joey: Joe Buchanan.

Governor: Hi. How are you? How's it going?

Joey: Fine.

Governor: Well, your niece has been talking you up quite a bit. I understand you one time were a first lady of the commonwealth?

Dorian: Ha -- briefly. Yes, but, really, what I want to talk to you about, I would like to make a sizable contribution to your next campaign. And the literacy work you've been doing, really it's so important.

Kelly: OK. What were you two talking about over there?

Joey: She's worried about you, and so am I.

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Asa: I made some changes in your speech, Kevin, when you get appointed Lieutenant Governor.

Kevin: OK, Grandpa, stop.

Asa: They're just a few simple suggestions.

Kevin: I know -- a few here, a few there, but you've done enough. Let the advisors you hired take over.

Asa: Well, I guess you don't need me anymore.

Kevin: Of course I -- look, Grandpa, these last few months that we've been working together have been like a dream come true for me. Ever since I was a little kid and you used to let me tag along to your business meetings, I have always wanted to be just like you.

Asa: You're a better man than I'll ever be.

Kevin: Not a chance.

Asa: Why do you think I'm doing all this?

Kevin: Well, I want you to be around so you can enjoy it with me.

Asa: I'm not going anywhere.

Kevin: Look, you've worked hard your whole life. It's time to take it easy for a little while, kick back, enjoy your golden years. That's all I'm saying.

Asa: Who's your speechwriter? Renee?

Kevin: She loves you, OK, as much as I do. If you're not going to do this for yourself, then do it for us.

Asa: OK, OK. Don't you two gang up on me. All right, when you're made lieutenant governor, I will sit way back in the saddle. Deal?

Kevin: Deal.

Asa: Look. I wonder what that troublemaker's up to.

Kevin: Oh. With Dorian, who knows?

Asa: Well, I don't like it, especially that damn no-account ex-husband of hers -- David Vickers.

Dorian: A recent gift. What do you think?

Governor: May I?

Dorian: Yes.

Governor: Oh. Almost as beautiful as the woman wearing them.

David: Are you showing off your gift?

Dorian: Uh-huh.

Governor: From you?

David: Oh, no. No, no. Too rich for my blood. That's why I'm her ex. David Vickers.

Governor: Hi.

David: Husband number three, maybe four, could be six. She lost track a long --

Dorian: David --

David: I need to see you a minute.

Dorian: It'll have to wait till later. The governor and I are discussing very important matters.

David: What, Kevin Buchanan's press conference?

Governor: Well, he's a fine young man. Comes from a good family. It's too bad his mother's going to miss it.

Dorian: If he were my son, I would move mountains to be here. So odd -- Viki has the reputation of being a very loving mother, but yet she's missing her son's shining moment to be fundraising for the university?

Governor: Yeah, well, she has to, you know, what with the controversy over there. I've been wanting to talk to her about how she's handling that.

Dorian: I would be very happy to talk to her about that for you, yes.

Governor: Please, and let her know that I think she's the best thing that ever happened to that school.

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Joey: Dorian says your condition could be fatal if you get pregnant.

Kelly: My gosh, Dorian reads one little study and she goes off on it.

Joey: She knows her stuff.

Kelly: No, she doesn't. She hasn't even practiced medicine for years. The specialists that I met with are fertility specialists. They know their stuff.

Joey: So they said it's OK?

Kelly: Joey, would I really get pregnant if I knew I wasn't going to be around to be there for the baby?

Joey: OK, so Dorian's just --

Kelly: Doing Dorian's usual melodramatics. OK?

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Governor: She's quite a woman, that Victoria Davidson.

David: Yeah, you don't have to tell Dorian that.

Dorian: Unfortunately, her husband was shot and went into a coma, while Viki, who has some mental problems, was under the influence of one of her alter personalities.

David: Dorian is absolutely heartbroken for poor Viki.

Governor: Yes. Tragic.

David: Hmm.

Governor: No one knows that better than myself. My wife was in a coma for months before she passed on.

Dorian: Oh, you poor, dear man. I understand that myself because I was only recently widowed.

David: Yeah, we need to get to that thing, so --

Dorian: Oh. Hmm. Governor, I can't tell you how good it was to talk to you, and I'm -- I'm so sorry that I have to leave.

Governor: Well, it's quite all right. Thank you.

Dorian: Goodbye.

David: Here we go.

[Dorian laughs]

Dorian: Ahem. Do you realize -- I mean, that was an incredibly attractive man, and you have dragged me away from him.

David: You seem to have forgotten why we're here tonight.

Dorian: Oh, yes, that's right. OK, so what's up?

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Kevin: Well, you can put it on the front page, but put it below the fold. All right. Have a seat.

Dawes: I've got something for you.

Kevin: I don't want anything you're offering.

Dawes: Oh, take a look. You're going to change your mind.

Kevin: I'm taking the lieutenant governor's spot. And you can say goodbye to your fat road-building contracts that you've been padding at taxpayers' expense.

Dawes: You know, you don't have the job yet --

Kevin: Mm-hmm.

Dawes: And you're not going to get it, not after the governor sees these.

Kevin: Where'd you get these?

Dawes: Good photos, aren't they? I love the lighting. I wonder what your wife would think. You and her cousin?

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Natalie: I wonder who's going to be playing me first.

Cristian: Well, you're not going to have a problem if you break like that.

[Applause]

Cristian: What's wrong?

Natalie: She's here.

Cristian: Who's here?

Natalie: The Black Widow.

Cristian: Well, let's slip away. Let's go meet her.

Natalie: After I just made an idiot out of myself? I got to go.

Cristian: Hey -- come here. Ms. Lee? Hi. This is Natalie Buchanan, your number one fan.

Jeanette: It's nice to meet you. I was watching. You're good.

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Kevin: What'd you do, bribe the pilot?

Dawes: It's not too late to back out. I'm sure the governor would understand.

Kelly: Everything OK?

Kevin: Couldn't be better.

Dawes: Think about it.

Kelly: Dawes just doesn't give up, does he?

Kevin: Well, he will once I'm in office. Excuse me. I need to speak to Governor Brooks.

Kelly: Stay away from my husband.

Dawes: Ooh. Buchanan likes his women feisty. Me, too.

Kelly: I mean it. Back off. You see, because Kevin won't, and then you will end up in for more than you bargained for.

Dawes: Whoa.

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David: So tomorrow I want you over by the windows. The windows behind -- don't look -- I'll be behind the curtains. And at some point there's going to be a very big commotion. That's when I'll grab the necklace.

Dorian: What kind of commotion?

David: I'm planning a -- there will be a -- I don't know, but I'll think of something.

Dorian: Oh, that's wonderful. That's brilliant.

David: Just relax. I will think of something, OK?

Dorian: I can't believe that you pulled me away from the most eligible bachelor in the commonwealth. Are you some kind of moron?

David: Pretty soon I'm going to be a $25 million moron, so you ought to be a lot nicer to me.

Dorian: Hmm.

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Bo: Brake lines definitely look like they were cut.

Keri: What?

Bo: Do you have any idea how that could have happened?

R.J.: Well, didn't you say that Vega was working on the car?

Keri: Yeah, but he wouldn't -- he didn't --

Bo: Did he crawl under the car at any point?

Keri: I -- I don't remember that.

R.J.: Well, see, that doesn't prove anything.

Keri: You both don't think that he -- he tried to kill me?

R.J.: I think Vega would do whatever it takes to get his daughter away from you. How much more has to happen? Vega is out of control. He assaults me, he hits her, he knocks her down, and now this. Come on. If you don't do your job, Commissioner, somebody's going to end up dead.

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Joey: I'm sorry. One of the parishioners --

Jen: Needs you. Go.

Joey: He's in the I.C.U.

Jen: No, you don't have to explain. I understand.

Joey: I love you.

Jen: I love you, too.

Joey: Wait up for me?

Jen: Of course.

Jen: Well, I hope you got your kicks, sticking it to me about Santo Domingo.

Rex: I didn't tell them how you really stripped for me.

Jen: Yeah, I know. You just wanted to watch me sweat. Now, maybe you haven't forgotten what happened, but you know what? I have.

Rex: Yeah. I can see that.

Jen: Stay away from my mother, OK?

Rex: Well, don't you think Lindsay has say in it?

Lindsay: A say in what?

Rex: If you want to be friends with me or not.

Lindsay: Of course I do.

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Dorian: Oh, what a night. What a night.

[Dorian hums]

David: I think you're getting a little too comfortable with this.

Dorian: Oh. They're not yours yet.

David: I will keep this safe.

Dorian: David -- wait a minute. Don't you even trust me?

David: Oh, absolutely.

Dorian: You have Count de Valmont that you can always unleash on me, whereas I have nothing.

David: Yeah, except this necklace.

Dorian: Why don't I put it in my safe, just for the night? Hmm?

[Dorian hums]

Dorian: What are you doing?

David: I'm settling in for the night.

Dorian: Not here!

David: I'm either staying down here with the necklace or upstairs with you. Either way, I'm sleeping with one of you. You take your pick.

Dorian: Sweet dreams.

[David laughs]

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Jeanette: Thanks, everybody. I meant what I said. You got game.

Natalie: Thank you. But what are you doing here?

Jeanette: The tournament tomorrow.

Natalie: Yeah, but that's for amateurs.

Jeanette: I'm part of the prize. The winner plays me. That last shot you made -- if you keep your cue stick level, you'll get a lot more action on the cue ball, OK? See you.

Natalie: Cristian, I have to win this tournament tomorrow. I mean, that would be, like, my biggest dream coming true -- to actually get to play against the Black Widow!

Cristian: It's going to happen. It'll happen this time tomorrow.

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Kelly: We should get to bed. You got a big day tomorrow. You will become lieutenant governor.

Kevin: I saw you talking to Dawes.

Kelly: Yeah. I told him not to mess with my man.

Kevin: He didn't say anything to you, did he?

Kelly: Kevin, relax. Everything's fine. Everything's going just the way we want it to. Besides, what could he do to us anyway?

Keri's voice: "I, Keri Reynolds, being of sound mind and body, want to register my intentions regarding my daughter, Jamie. If anything happens to me, guardianship of my child will go solely to my father --"

Keri: R.J. Gannon.

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R.J.: OK, what did you do to Keri's car?

Antonio: I fixed it.

R.J.: Sure, you did. Was that before or after you played with the brakes?

Bo: R.J., I'll handle the questions.

Antonio: Commissioner, what's -- what's this about?

R.J.: Her car crashed because of you.

Antonio: Is Keri OK?

Bo: She's fine, but we - we do have evidence that the brakes were tampered with.

Antonio: All I did was tighten the battery cable.

R.J.: So how did the brakes get cut?

Antonio: I wouldn't know, but you seem to have a record of doing that sort of thing. You're not going to listen to this guy, are you?

Bo: I'm sorry, Antonio. I have to investigate. Don't leave town.

Antonio: You know, whatever it is you're trying to do to me, it's never going to work.

R.J.: Whatever you're talking about already is.

Stay tuned for scenes from the next "One Life to Live."

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On the next "One Life to Live" --

David: I don't think you've forgotten how compatible we could be.

Al: No, it's all I can think about. That and when I can get you alone again.

Key: If the real Walker Laurence is in Atlantic City, then who's with Blair?

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