One Life to Live Transcript Thursday 8/21/03

By Eric
Proofread by Boo

["Here comes the bride" plays]

Andrew: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness and to bless the joining together of this man and this woman in holy matrimony. The union of husband and wife was intended by god for their mutual joy, for the love and the comfort they give to each other in prosperity and adversity, and, when it is god's will, for the procreation of children and their nurture in the knowledge and the love of the lord. Into this holy union, Joseph and Jennifer now come to be joined. If there any among you who know of any reason why they may not be lawfully married, speak now or else forever hold your peace. Who gives this woman to this man?

Lindsay: I do, on behalf of her father, Sam. He would've been so proud of you today.

Rex: Barkeep, hit me again.

R.J.: Rex. Drinking alone and paying for it -- now, that's not good.

Rex: No, just checking out the competition.

R.J.: Hm well, where's that cute little wife of yours? Oh, I'm sorry -- ex-wife.

Rex: Off getting married to a minister. But trust me -- the reverend has no idea what he's in for.

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Blair: Starr realized that she could've gotten you both killed, and it scared her to death. But you know what? She has been a perfect angel ever since.

Walker: Hmm. Don't count on that sticking.

Blair: I know.

Walker: She's one terrific kid, though.

Dorian: Blair, what are you doing with this man?

Blair: Well, where have you been?

Dorian: Where have I been? I was kidnapped, and he is the one to blame!

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R.J.: To justice. Well, there's one less cop running around who's too quick with his fists.

Keri: Antonio really loved his job.

R.J.: Oh, well, that's too bad.

Keri: I don't think he'd ever intentionally hurt anyone.

R.J.: That's because you have a good heart, honey. Don't waste it on someone like Vega.

Keri: R.J. --

R.J.: Look, he tried to kill me. He put Ben Davidson in a coma. He's a menace, and Jamie is an innocent. You don't want her anywhere near his crossfire.

Keri: He would never hurt her.

R.J.: No, not intentionally, but he didn't sleep with your mother intentionally. He lied about it, he broke your heart, and he'll do it again. Why should he get be happy when you're so miserable?

Man: Antonio Vega?

Antonio: Who wants to know?

Man: You've been served.

Rae: Whoa! Whoa.

Antonio: I'm sorry.

Rae: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Now, what is it? Is it the job? What?

Antonio: Keri just got a court order banning me from seeing my daughter. She can't do that.

Rae: Yes, yes. Yes. You're right, she can't. But you can. If you don't control that temper of yours, that's exactly what she's going to do. Now, is that what you want?

Andrew: Joseph, do you take Jennifer to be your wife do you promise to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her in sickness and in health and forsaking all others be faithful to her as long as you both shall live?

Joey: I do.

Madison's voice: Hey, piggy, are you deaf? I said get down and oink.

Marcie's voice: Oink.

Madison's voice: Louder.

Marcie's voice: Oink!

[Girls laugh]

Andrew: Jennifer, do you take Joseph -

[Marcie sniffles]

Jen: Marcie, are you ok?

Marcie: I'm sorry. Weddings just affect me this way. I'm fine.

Jen: Are you sure?

Marcie: Yes, yes. You know, I just -- I can't believe I stopped the wedding. I'm fine, really. Go ahead, go on.

Andrew: Marcie? You all right?

Marcie: Yes. Yes.

[Marcie laughs]

Andrew: Jennifer, do you take Joseph to be your husband? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him in sickness and in health, and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?

Jen: I do. I love you.

Joey: And I love you.

Matthew: Is it time?

Andrew: It certainly is. Do you have the rings?

Andrew: Joseph, Jennifer, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Those whom god hath put together, let no man put asunder. It's ok, Joe. You can kiss her now.

[Laughter]

Matthew: Is that it?

Andrew: That's it, Matthew. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Reverend Joe and Jennifer Buchanan.

Rex: Keep them coming.

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Dorian: Oh, I needed that.

Blair: What is going on? Walker did not kidnap you.

Dorian: That stupid Frenchman came after me again -- you know, the one that was stalking me, threatening me?

Blair: But walker gave him the diamond.

Dorian: No, walker gave him some 50-cent piece of paste.

Blair: What?

Walker: It looked real to me.

Dorian: How dare you.

Walker: You two were all over it -- I thought it was the real thing. Or maybe the Badhra, as you call it, doesn't exist.

Dorian: You may not know diamonds, but we do. I wonder if you'd please leave. Blair and I need to talk.

Blair: Walker's not going anywhere, Dorian.

Dorian: Blair, this man is a danger to our family.

Blair: This man saved my daughter's life. If it weren't for him, she'd be drowned. And he dislocated his shoulder in the process.

Walker: Oh, it's all better. Thanks, Dorian.

Dorian: Isn't it interesting that the night you saved Starr's life, you nearly cost me mine?

Walker: Dorian, I had nothing to do with you getting snatched.

Dorian: Maybe. Maybe not.

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R.J.: Ok. So, Evangeline got the injunction. Now Vega is forbidden from having any contact with Jamie, and he can no longer harass you.

Keri: Is that what this is -- harassment?

R.J.: Second thoughts?

Keri: Besides you and Jamie, I've lost everything.

R.J.: You've lost everything because of your precious Antonio. You lost your career, you lost your mother, we faked your death, you went into hiding -- for what? So he could trade up to a Buch? Look, you made a decision. Just follow it through.

Keri: You're right. I've suffered enough. It's his turn.

Antonio: On top of everything else, now this.

Rae: I heard you got fired. I so sorry.

Antonio: Yeah. You know, when I got that badge, it was the first time in my life that everything started making sense.

Rae: I mean, maybe Bo could reconsider. I mean, is that possible?

Antonio: No. No. No more second chances. He's given me too many second chances as it is. I think this is the end. And it's probably the end of me having any chance of having my daughter in my life, too.

[Music plays]

Natalie: Why didn't you bring Antonio?

Jessica: That would've been a serious statement, don't you think?

Natalie: So? You are together, aren't you?

Jessica: We're taking it one -- one day at a time.

Natalie: Too late -- they're already married.

Jessica: Shh. Come on, they'll hear you.

Natalie: Come on, Jess. You know that it bothers you, too. I saw it. I mean, Jen's messed up a lot of lives.

[Jessica sighs]

Jessica: Yeah, but she seems to really love Joey.

Natalie: I hope so. Anyway, I was thinking -- why don't you invite Antonio to have dinner with us? That's not making too serious a statement, is it?

[Bo and Gabrielle laugh]

Bo: Whoa. What'd I do?

Gabrielle: I just love weddings, I guess.

Bo: Yeah, yeah, I guess they're ok. All things considered, though, I think I'd rather be fishing.

Gabrielle: Oh, you --

Bo: Oh, no. Come on, I'm kidding. Come here. Come here.

[Gabrielle laughs]

Jen: Mom? Hey, they want to take a picture of the bride's family.

Lindsay: Wow. I guess that's us. I'm sorry Will couldn't be here today.

Jen: That's ok. I'm glad you're here. It really means so much to me.

Lindsay: Matthew? Come on. We got to take a picture. Come on.

Joey: Well, at this rate, we're not going to get to the party till breakfast.

[Laughter]

Kevin: Oh, he looks happy.

Kelly: Yeah. They both do.

Kevin: Well, they should. It's the happiest day of their lives.

Kelly: I hope they have even happier days to look forward to.

Kevin: You ok?

Kelly: Yeah. Yeah.

Kevin: To marriage. A good one makes anything possible.

[Phone rings]

Antonio: Vega.

Jessica: Well, it's official -- my brother's married.

Antonio: Oh. That's great.

Jessica: Oh, yeah, it is. Listen, after photos, we're all going down to the Palace for dinner, and I was wondering if you'd like to join us. I'd really like to see you.

Antonio: Ok. Ok, I'll go home and change, and I'll be right over.

Jessica: Ok, great. I'll see you soon.

Antonio: Yeah. Soon.

Rae: Jessica? So, how's it going?

Antonio: Good.

Rae: Good.

Antonio: Good, but Keri's lies aren't making it easy.

Rae: No, I -- I wouldn't think that they would.

Antonio: But, you know, I mean, things are really messed up right now, but somehow Jessica keeps me moving forward. She -- she really lets me know what matters.

Joey: Hey, mom? The photographer wants all the Buchanan's.

Viki: All the Buchanan's, ok. Kevin, Kelly, you heard him -- all of the Buchanan's.

Kelly: All right.

Viki: Let's see. Where's Jessica? Honey, where -- Natalie, where's Jessica, please?

Natalie: Jess? Jess, get off the phone!

Jessica: I'm coming. I'm coming.

Natalie: Talking to anyone in particular?

[Natalie laughs]

Viki: Cristian? Come, join us.

Cristian: No. You know what? I'll just wait out there.

Viki: I don't think so. No, no. Don't ever argue with your future mother-in-law. Come on.

Joey: All right, come on.

Bo: So, what do you think -- does it meet with the fashion editor's approval?

Gabrielle: You look smashing.

Asa: Bo?

Gabrielle: Oops.

Bo: Yeah, yeah --

Asa: Bo Buchanan?

Bo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Excuse me, honey. Pardon me -- age before beauty. I was talking to Kelly.

Kevin: Right, right, right.

Joey: You sure you want to be a part of this crowd?

[Viki laughs]

Kevin: Whose -- whose stomach is growling? Is that Cristian?

Cristian: Yeah, that's mine.

Kevin: Cristian, yeah?

[Laughter]

Natalie: Stop. You'll scare him off.

Man: Ladies and gentlemen, this way, please. Nice.

Jessica: Oh, no, no. I was making a face!

All: Aw, jess!

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Al: So, Marcie, you want to tell me what's going on? Why were you so late?

Marcie: It doesn't matter. You know, the -- the important thing is that I -- I made it. You know, I wouldn't want to let Jen down.

Al: Ok.

Jen: Excuse me. Hey! I want to get a picture with my maid of honor.

Marcie: Oh, yeah, of course! Oh, ow.

Jen: What, what? Are you ok?

Al: See? See, I knew it. I knew something was going on. Now, you tell me what it is.

Marcie: No, no, no. Stop fussing over me! I'm fine! I really am fine!

Jen: Really?

Marcie: Fine.

Jen: You look beautiful, but why didn't you wear the dress that I -- that I gave you?

Marcie: Oh, you know, it's a long story, but you shouldn't be worrying about that today. Look at you -- you look amazing!

Jen: Thanks. I -- I can't believe that I'm married.

Marcie: Joe is such a great guy. You're so lucky. I'm so happy for you.

Jen: Who knows -- you might be next.

Marcie: Oh!

[Marcie laughs]

Marcie: No. No.

Jen: What about the necklace? Didn't it go with this dress, or --

Marcie: Oh. Yeah, you know what? I was so frazzled when my maid of honor -- I mean, you know, I was late and --

[Marcie giggles]

Marcie: It's -- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I must've forgotten. I'm sorry.

Walker: Dorian, I had no idea that stone was a fake.

Dorian: I don't believe that for a minute.

Blair: Oh, come on. He already told you he didn't know the difference.

Dorian: Blair!

Blair: What?

Dorian: Would you snap out of it? I've never known you to be naive.

Blair: I am not! But I am dying to hear about this mysterious kidnapping. Please tell me.

Dorian: This isn't a joke.

Walker: Nobody's laughing. I'm going to make some calls. Why don't you two re-bond?

Blair: You don't have to leave because of her.

Walker: I'll be back because of you.

Dorian: Oh.

Blair: I think you're wrong about him. In fact, I know it.

Dorian: Like you're an expert on men?

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R.J.: So, don't I get to know what you're planning?

Keri: I'm not going to let Antonio be happy with Jessica Buchanan or anyone else. When I know more than that, I'll tell you.

R.J.: Ok. Are you ready to go?

Keri: Actually, I think I'd like to stay for dessert and coffee.

R.J.: Well, what made you change your --

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Antonio: Do you know if the Buchanan wedding party is here yet?

Rex: Uh -- no, not yet. You know, maybe I'll stick around to see the reverend and his blushing bride.

R.J.: Hello, detective. Oh, you know, maybe I can't really call you that since you lost your job. You know, I'm really surprised you can afford to eat here since you're unemployed. But maybe you're the new busboy.

Antonio: That's nice. How could you lie, hmm? How could you deliberately lie like that?

Al: Marcie? Hey, let's get going. Everybody's on their way over to the Palace for the party.

Marcie: Yeah. I want to make a stop first.

Al: Where?

Marcie: Um, The Garage. I want to find the necklace that Jen gave me.

Al: What would it be doing there?

Marcie: I don't want to talk about it. If you love me, Al, you will take me to the garage and you'll help me find it.

Al: Marcie, you know that I love you. Ok?

Marcie: Yes.

Al: We'll go find it.

Marcie: Ok. Thank you.

Antonio: Why would you deliberately lie to Jessica about me hitting you?

Keri: You hurt me, Antonio.

Antonio: What about what you did?

R.J.: You will never touch my daughter again.

Antonio: I didn't.

R.J.: And you will never get the chance to raise your hand to my granddaughter, I promise you that.

Jessica: Antonio.

Antonio: Hi.

Jessica: Hi.

Antonio: Hey. Hey, Cris.

Cristian: What's up, man?

Jessica: What's going on?

Natalie: You know what? We'll see you inside.

Jessica: What's going on?

Antonio: Keri got a court order saying I can't see or be near Jamie.

Jessica: I'm so sorry.

Renee: Jessie? Antonio, it's lovely to see you.

Antonio: You, too.

Renee: Will you be joining us?

Antonio: No. No, I got some things I need to take care of.

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Dorian: What is going on here?

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Viki: Lindsay, I seated us at opposite ends of the table. I hope that's all right with you. If it's not, I can change it.

Lindsay: It's fine. I'm fine, really.

Viki: I know you are. Well, shall we?

Joey: After you.

Viki: Thank you. Thank you, sweetheart.

Kevin: You're welcome.

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Joey: Ahem. Hello, Dorian.

Dorian: Hello, Joe. I realize that I can't be the first, at least not in this case.

Joey: Ahem.

Dorian: Allow me to say congratulations to you, and very best wishes to you, my dear.

Jen: Thank you.

Joey: Thank you.

Jen: Come on.

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Jessica: If you don't feel like staying, it's ok.

Antonio: I'll stay. Ok? But maybe you should go be with your family for a little while.

Jessica: Ok.

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Bartender: And for the happy couple --

Joey: Well, thank you, but where did this come from?

Bartender: The gentleman at the bar.

Joey: Ahem. Tell the "gentleman" at the bar that I said thank you but we can't accept this.

Kevin: Ok, little brother, I think it's time. I know I'm not supposed to call you that, but --

Viki: Kevin, please, darling, don't torture him.

Kevin: Fine, fine, but there are some things that I need to say about my baby brother --

Joey: Oh, you're killing me.

Kevin: That I think Jen should know.

Jen: Keep quiet. I want to hear this.

Kevin: Ok. Our dad used to take me fishing --

Joey: Oh, not the fish story.

Viki: Oh, dear.

Kevin: But Joey here was too little to come, a concept he's never fully accepted. Anyway, mom used to pack us a picnic lunch, and dad and I would head off real early in the morning, and this one day, it must have been -- I don't know, Joey was, like, 4 years old --

Viki: Uh-huh.

Kevin: He decided that he wasn't going to be left behind, right? So he gets into dad's car, covers his head up with a blanket, falls asleep -- he's going to throw something at me -- covers his head up with a blanket, falls asleep, sleeps the whole morning, right? Well, he didn't wake up until dad and I climbed in the car with our fish.

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Blair: Dorian, come on. You must know something. I mean, who is this gangster working for? He's not working on his own, and how does he even know about the Badhra diamond?

Dorian: I have no idea.

Blair: You know something. Who's he working for? Come on.

Dorian: I'm still working on that. Oh!

Blair: What?

Dorian: Just look at her, queen Victoria, surrounded by admiring courtiers and her loyal, loving family, including my niece, Kelly --

Blair: Oh, but you know what, no, no, no. Don't even go there. Stop.

Dorian: I mean, I'm just as attractive as she is.

Blair: More!

Dorian: And just as smart.

Blair: More!

Dorian: Just as talented.

Blair: More.

Dorian: Yet, I have nobody. I'm on my own.

Blair: I'm here.

Dorian: You're here with the man who almost got me killed.

Blair: Oh, he did not. Would you stop being so dramatic?

Dorian: I hate when you say that. Go ahead, call me --

Blair: Melodramatic.

Dorian: Oh! Call me a drama queen to my face --

Blair: You are a drama queen.

Walker: Have enough time to dish me?

Dorian: Oh, did you have enough time to check on the Badhra diamond, which you say doesn't exist? Hmm? Oh, I've had about all of this that I can take.

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Jen: One, two --

[Applause]

Natalie: Hello! I'm supposed to be next.

Lindsay: Are you happy, sweetie?

Jen: I'm so happy. Thank you for everything. I don't know what I would have done without you.

Lindsay: You just stay happy and in love. That's all I want from you.

Viki: Jen, welcome to the family!

Jen: Thank you. I'm going to be a good wife to Joe, I promise.

Viki: I know you are. Anything you need, anything at all, you just ask, ok?

Jen: Ok.

Joey: Well, I think this is it.

Jen: Guess so.

Joey: Thank you, everybody. It was great.

Kevin: Just leave your cell phone on, you hear?

Kelly: Oh, don't worry, I will keep him occupied.

Joey: I think we better make our getaway.

Jen: Yeah.

Joey: Goodbye.

Jen: Bye.

Viki: Bye-bye. Take care.

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Gabrielle: Hi.

Bo: Hey, you.

Gabrielle: Bo, have you seen Al or Marcie anywhere?

Bo: No.

Marcie: Al, you have to help me find that necklace. I think -- I think it's over here.

Al: What the hell happened here?

Marcie: I don't know. I think it's over here, please. Please help me find it.

Natalie: Bye, mom.

Viki: Good night, my sweetie.

Natalie: I love you.

Viki: I love you.

Natalie: See you later.

Viki: Good night, Cristian.

Max: Are you still keeping up your exercise regime?

Natalie: Oh, yeah. Check out these muscles here.

Max: Ooh.

Natalie: We're going to be arm-wrestling tomorrow.

Max: Don't let her humiliate me. Get her out of here.

Max: Hi!

Bo: Hey, Max.

Gabrielle: Hello, Max.

Max: Hi. I really hate to interrupt, but I just scored these two tickets for the Van Morrison show in Philly, and, well, since I know how much you love him --

Gabrielle: Yeah, I do, I do. When is it?

Max: Tonight.

Bo: Tonight?

Max: The 11:00 show. If we leave right now, we can still make it.

Gabrielle: I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't because Bo's nephew just got married.

Bo: I tell you what, Max. Sell me the tickets. I'll take her, huh?

Max: Why would I want to do that? I got the tickets because I want to see him.

Gabrielle: Well, Max, I'm sure you'll be able to find someone else to go with you.

Bo: Honey, do you really want to see him?

Gabrielle: Um --

Bo: You do. Well, then, do it, then! Come on.

Gabrielle: Are you sure?

Bo: Yeah.

Gabrielle: You are so wonderful about these things.

Bo: Just go. Go, ok? You don't want to be late.

Gabrielle: Is he still looking?

Max: Like a hawk.

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Jessica: I still can't believe that Keri accused you of hitting her.

Antonio: Well, Jessica, you know I would never --

Jessica: I know, I know. I know. I believe you. I know that Keri lied. So, I'm going to go and say goodbye to my mom, and we can get out of here, ok? Ok.

[Phone rings]

Antonio: Vega.

Keri: It's Keri. I'm out on the terrace. I want to talk to you about Jamie without R.J. over my shoulder. Do you have a minute?

Antonio: Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right there.

Antonio: I'll be right back.

Viki: Where's Antonio going?

Jessica: I don't know.

Antonio: I'm glad you called.

Keri: Where's your little friend?

Antonio: What?

Keri: Jessica. Aren't you guys joined at the hip?

Antonio: Keri, we need to talk about Jamie.

Keri: Do you have any idea how it makes me feel seeing you hanging all over that girl? You ruined my life, and you don't even care. You're not going to get away with it, Antonio. I'm not going to let you.

Antonio: Have you been drinking?

Keri: Why would you say that?

Antonio: Because you're not making any sense.

Keri: No, no. I just changed my mind. You know, like you. Like, Keri, Liz, Jessica -- who's going to be next?

Antonio: Ok, look. Keri, I am sorry that I hurt you, but right now, what's important is that we don't hurt Jamie.

Keri: You won't, because you're never going to see your daughter again.

Antonio: Keri, wait a second. Can't we talk about this?

[Keri screams]

Jessica: Antonio!

Antonio: What the -- Jessica! I --

R.J.: Well, talk about a perfect witness.

Joey: Ooh, I wish we could go to Acapulco right now.

Jen: Right now, this is the most romantic place I have ever been.

Walker: You ok?

Blair: Look, I am so sorry. This was supposed to be a "thank you" for saving Starr's life, and then Dorian attacks you, and now I'm in a mood.

Walker: Because of Dorian?

Blair: I think it was the wedding party. I don't know, it just always makes me think of --

Walker: Todd.

Blair: When we were married, the time that was perfect, we were together dancing and there were these beautiful gold balloons falling down around us.

Walker: I know. Uh, wow, that sounds cool.

Blair: We were full of hope and dreams and happiness. Then he got a call from a girl that he did something horrible to.

Walker: Marty Saybrooke.

Blair: He left. He was going to be a hero, he was. He was shot and presumed dead in Ireland. He eventually came back, but that perfect moment, it never did.

Kelly: It was a lovely wedding.

Kevin: Yeah.

Kelly: Do you remember our wedding day?

Kevin: Every moment. Your hands were shaking so much, you dropped the ring and it landed in Duke's shoe.

Kelly: And yours were shaking so much you couldn't untie it. Was it the happiest day of your life?

Kevin: It was up there. There will be better ones ahead. Hey, it's just different now. It's still good.

Kelly: I know that life gets in the way --

Kevin: Look, I know that we haven't gotten to spend a lot of time together these days, but I don't want you to ever doubt how much I love you.

Joey: I love you, Mrs. Buchanan.

Jen: I love you, too, Mr. Buchanan.

Natalie: We are going to have a wonderful wedding, and I want a big rehearsal and a big rehearsal dinner.

Cristian: Mom's taking care of that.

Natalie: And then we'll have a very elegant ceremony and a huge, gigantic celebration afterwards, and we'll have shaving cream on the car and the old tin cans and the old shoes, and it'll be great.

Cristian: You know, I want you to have every single detail you've always dreamed about. But in the end, we'll still be husband and wife, just like Joey and Jen.

Natalie: No. No, we are nothing like Joey and Jen. You know, getting married is -- it's a huge thing, and I want to have a huge wedding because I want everyone to know, especially us, that our lives are going to be different from that moment on.

Marcie: It's not here.

Al: Ah! I got it.

Marcie: You got it?

Al: Yes.

Marcie: Oh, my god. Thank you.

Al: Marcie, what happened? And don't tell me that it's just the wedding.

Marcie: They didn't want me.

Al: Who?

Marcie: The sorority, Sigma Delta Delta.

Al: But I thought that they said they wanted you to pledge?

Marcie: They just tricked me, you know. They lied to me. They made me do some awful things. They never wanted me.

Kevin: I need to do some work before I can go to sleep.

Antonio: Please, Jessica, let me explain!

Bo: Antonio, look. The last thing I want to do tonight is have to arrest you.

Antonio: Commissioner!

Bo: It's obvious she doesn't want to have anything to do with you tonight. Now, look, if you insist on going after her, you're not going to leave me a choice.

Stay tuned for scenes from the next "One Life To Live."

On the next "One Life To Live" --

Al: We're not going to get mad this time. We're going to get even.

Jessica: If Antonio loses his daughter, I don't think that he can live with that.

Cristian: Jess knows that Keri's a liar. Go find her.

Starr: I guess you're all right.

Walker: All right enough to go out with your mom?

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