One Life to Live Transcript Tuesday 8/19/03

By Eric
Proofread by Boo

[Knock on door]

Marcie: Who is it?

Jen: It's Jen, coming to see my maid of honor.

[Marcie giggles]

Marcie: Oh, Jen.

[Marcie giggles]

Jen: Hey, I brought your dress.

Marcie: Oh, great.

Jen: How many locks do you have on that door?

Marcie: Three, but, see, somebody tried to, you know --

Jen: Yeah, they trashed your place, I heard about that.

Marcie: Yeah, well, it wasn't just that. They were pushing me around angel square, and I hit my head and then somebody put L.S.D. In my drink at ultra violet.

Jen: What?

Marcie: Yeah, Al had to take me to the clinic.

Jen: Oh, my god. No wonder you're being careful.

Marcie: Yeah. I keep on wondering what they're going to do next.

Deke: So, what's next? You going to apologize for making a false arrest?

Bo: No, you're not under arrest, Deke. I just asked these officers to bring you down so I could ask you a few questions.

Deke: I didn't drop acid in anybody's drink. Anything else?

Bo: Yeah. I want you to get something straight. Every cop in this department loves Marcie Walsh. Now, you hurt her, you hurt us. And I think you should give some thought to what that could mean to you. Now get out of here.

Al: Hey, hey, Bo! Don't let him go. Don't let Deke go, ok? I have proof, and it's going to put him away for a very long time.

Kevin: Nobody has that much surgery without leaving a trail. Nobody. Well, then, talk to all the doctors in Pennsylvania. Try Virginia while you're at it. He has a Virginia driver's license, doesn't he? Look, all I'm asking is to find out what happened to Walker Laurence. Fine. Hey, grandpa, how's it going?

Asa: Why do you get yourself all worked up about Walker Laurence? Unless of course, it's because of that she-devil Blair.

Blair: You know, you really should have stayed in the hospital.

Walker: I'm fine.

Blair: No, you're not, and you know it.

Walker: I've got stuff to do.

Blair: Oh, really? So do I.

Walker: Ah!

Blair: Sorry. So is there anything else that I can do for you?

Walker: Maybe I should get hurt more often.

Dorian: David Vickers.

David: Hello, Dorian.

Dorian: Oh, my goodness! You have no idea I was so -- I mean, this man had me terrified.

David: Did he?

Dorian: Yes. I thought he was one of Mitch Laurence's psychotic followers.

David: Mitch is dead, isn't he?

Dorian: Oh, well, thank heaven, yes. But I mean, this is -- this is just too much! I mean, you know, we're old friends. Vous et mi. Friends. We were once married.

David: Yes, well, it was a large club.

Dorian: But you were always one of my favorites. Now would you mind undoing my handcuffs, please?

David: Dorian, Jacques was in prison with me in Morocco -- the prison where Todd Manning had me thrown into, and my only chance to get out was for -- well, that's water under the guillotine, isn't it?

Dorian: David, about that misunderstanding about your trial --

David: Oh, yes, we're going to get to that in a minute. But right now, we have more pressing matters to attend to. You see, unlike me, Jacques wasn't thrown into prison by Todd because he wanted him out of the way.

Dorian: Oh.

David: Jacques was thrown into prison for murder. Murders, in fact. And I helped him escape when I had to escape because someone who was supposed to bribe a judge didn't. Then you -- I'm sorry. I told you we would talk about that later.

Dorian: Uh-huh.

David: Jacques is extremely indebted to me. Isn't that right, Jacques? As a matter of fact, he would do absolutely anything I ask.

Dorian: But, David, surely you would never ask him to harm me.

David: Well, let's try to think about it this way -- you've already annoyed Jacques. And if I get annoyed -- well, he seems to be very unhappy when I'm upset.

Flash: Is it love that keeps me here? Someday find it all is it love that keeps me here? Is it love that keeps me here?

Flash: Ahem. So -- so what do you think?

Riley: What I always think -- you rock.

Flash: All right, but I still think we need to work on the bridge, maybe take it down a third.

Riley: All right.

Flash: I'm going to hit the diner. Do you want a soda?

Riley: Yeah. Any kind's fine.

Flash: All right. I will be right back.

Riley: Dad? What are you doing here?

Daniel: I just got off the phone with your mother. Why haven't you enrolled for the fall semester, Riley? You promised me you'd finish college.

Riley: I said that I would think about it and I did, and I don't want to go back.

Daniel: What, you think it's cool to bum around for your entire life?

Riley: Look, I'm starting to make money off my music now, ok?

Daniel: Oh, right, right, right, right. I forgot, you're a regular Elton John. Next thing you know, you'll be sacking away billions of dollars from the music yourself.

Riley: Maybe you think life's all about money, but I don't!

Daniel: Obviously. Look at where you hang out! Son, if you want to enroll in a music school, I'm sure I --

Riley: I've got a band. I've got friends here. This is where I need to be, ok?

Daniel: Why? Why? Because this is where the drugs are? You O.D.'d here for god's sakes, Riley. Don't tell me it's going to happen again! How long before the cops come in and tell me you're dead somewhere --

Flash: Shut up and leave Riley alone.

Blair: There you go.

Walker: You don't have to keep thanking me, you know.

Blair: Oh, really? So there's a limited amount of time that a woman can thank a man for saving her daughter's life?

Walker: Yeah, about a hundred times will do.

[Phone rings]

Blair: I'll get that.

Blair: Walker Laurence residence. May I ask who's calling? Oh, yes, Dr. Higgins. It's Dr. Higgins from the hospital.

Walker: Hello, doctor, what's up? What? No, you didn't. Hell, no, you didn't! No, I told you, no one gets any information about me, you understand? No one!

Blair: Walker! What information? What's going on?

Walker: Your pal Kevin Buchanan's got a P.I. digging into my life.

Blair: Why?

Walker: He wants to get you away from me.

Kevin: I told you I don't trust Walker Laurence. That's why I'm having him investigated.

Asa: Blair is not involved?

Kevin: With Walker? Maybe. With me? No.

Asa: All right. You listen to me, boy. Stay away from Blair. Stay away from women, period. You want to be lieutenant governor? Keep it zipped.

Kevin: I see, grandpa. There is nothing going on with Blair and me. I told you that.

Asa: Oh, please. Don't give me that. She's playing hard to get, isn't she? That makes you want her even more. Oh, Kevin. I put an awful lot on the line for you.

Kevin: I know you have, and I appreciate it.

Asa: We're coming close to what we want. Keep your eye on the horizon.

Renee: Isn't Kevin joining us?

Asa: Oh, yeah, I guess, but I wanted to talk about us first.

Renee: Oh?

Asa: There are going to be a lot of changes in my life, Rene. I'm going to, you know, take a few steps back, start passing things off, you know, doing less with Buchanan Enterprises. There's another thing. I have been thinking. Why don't we make this legal? Why don't we set a date?

Dorian: Merci, Jacques. J'adore l'espresso.

David: Stop flexing your Rrench, Dorian. His role model's Jack the ripper.

Dorian: David, about what happened to me in Paris --

David: You mean double-crossing the infamous Count Valmont so you could run off with Mitch Laurence?

[David laughs]

David: Not a very smooth move, Dorian. I hear he's very angry and he can be quite dangerous.

Dorian: I know that.

David: So you don't want him to find out where you are, do you?

Dorian: Frankly, no.

David: So, here's the deal -- while I've been chained to a prison wall, you've been playing the merry widow. Now it's my turn. I want the Badhra diamond.

Dorian: I saw Walker Laurence give it to Jacques.

David: That was a fake.

Dorian: I swear I didn't know that at the -- I didn't know it until Jacques told me.

David: Stop your stories, stick to the point, and get me the real Badhra.

Dorian: How's that fair? What, you're going to protect me from Count Valmont, and in exchange, I give you the Badhra diamond, which is worth, what, millions of dollars?

David: Its Badhra, Dorian. Why do you say it like it's something out of the Arabian Knights? It's just "Badhra."

Dorian: All right, Badhra. Nonetheless, the diamond is worth millions.

David: That's right. That's exactly why you're going to get it for me. Isn't that right?

[Jacques cocks gun]

[Dorian whimpers]

Marcie: Jen, this is gorgeous.

Jen: I know. I loved it from the minute I saw it. But wait, there's more.

Marcie: More?

Jen: Can't go to a wedding with a bare neckline, now, can we?

[Marcie gasps]

Marcie: Oh, Jen, this is gorgeous. It's -- it's too -- it's too much.

Jen: Just imagine how good it's going to look on you.

Marcie: Oh, thank you. Jen, I am so excited about tomorrow. You and Joe -- you're going to be the happiest couple in the whole wide world.

Jen: You know wt? We are. I just wish --

Marcie: What?

Jen: Well, I just -- I want this to work so bad, Marcie. I want to be the person Joe believes in.

Marcie: Well, then be that person, Jen.

Jen: It's just, everything I've done -- you know, all that stuff with Cristian and then all the lies I told and then marrying Rex just to spite Joe. It's -- I have to prove that I'm past all that, you know?

Marcie: You will. You will. Because you've finally found the man you are meant to love.

Jen: And so have you.

Marcie: You think so?

Jen: Hello!

Marcie: Well, I need to know, Jen. You need to be honest with me, all right? Because, you know, you've got way more experience than I have, and -- I mean, how do you tell when it's real? Sometimes, it's just hard to believe that Al really loves me.

Jen: Are you kidding me? Al's crazy about you. Do you see the way he looks at you? Al Holden adores you.

Al: So there's your proof. Not only did Deke send the threatening emails to Marcie, he did all that other stuff. And when you search his room, you are going to find all kinds of evidence. He probably threw that cannonball. He probably has that acid in his room right now that he dropped in Marcie's drink.

Bo: Al -- Al, Al, slow down. Whoa, whoa. How did you come by this information?

Al: That's the beauty of it. I got into his room, I hacked into his computer, and there it was in black and white.

Deke: What'd you say about my computer? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa -- were you two in the cat house?

Bo: No -- Al, what you did was not legal. See, we don't obtain evidence like that.

Al: I know -- I know, I know, ?? But now, see, look, you can get a search warrant, you can go in his room, and you can go through his stuff.

Bo: No, no, no, I can't! It's called the fruit from the poison tree. Any evidence obtained in that matter is tainted. It cannot be used in a court. Forget it, ok? You blew it! Why didn't you just come to see me in the first place?

Al: I'm sorry, I didn't -- I just didn't think.

Ron: Once we got into the computer, we didn't search the room, sir. Now, couldn't you get a warrant so that we can go and check this --

Bo: No, no, I can't, no.

Deke: Oh this is great. This -- this is just great. I want these two clowns arrested.

Bo: Yeah, well, you put a lid on it, Deke.

Deke: Look, I'm not the criminal here, he is. Him and that -- that fat little --

Al: Hey, you shut your mouth!

Deke: What, what?

Daniel: How dare you yell at me, young lady. I'm Riley's father, and --

Flash: You have no right to treat Riley like that. I don't care who you are. And for your information, Riley will never do drugs again.

Daniel: Oh. Oh, and you know this how?

Flash: Because I was there. And I've been with him ever since. And you know what? I don't recall seeing you at the E.R. I mean, why was that?

Daniel: I wasn't informed of that until later.

Riley: Hey, back off, dad.

Daniel: What is the matter with you? This girl's nothing but common street trash. You're way above --

Riley: Hey! She is with me. And when I say "back off," I mean it!

Daniel: Fine. Does she have a name?

Flash: The name's Flash.

Riley: And before you even say hello, apologize.

Flash: You know what? Forget it. I forgot, I have this family dinner thing to go to, so it's --

Daniel: Ah, family dinner. I'd love to meet your family --

Riley: Dad, I'm warning you.

Daniel: Fine.

Flash: Hey. You ok?

Riley: I'm cool.

Flash: Ok.

Daniel: Son, if we could just start from the beginning, maybe we could --

Riley: We are done, dad. Get out. Go get drunk or something.

Daniel: Riley --

Renee: So, your grandpa wants to live life for a change. You know, kind of kick back and enjoy life like a man "ought'er."

Kevin: Well, I'll drink to that.

Asa: And I'm -- I'll drink to that, too. But I'm sick and tired of chasing the almighty dollar. And besides, I've got a grandson who's ready to step up and take charge. And if he plays his cards right, who knows where he'll wind up?

Kevin: Who knows?

Blair: Hmm. Well, I think you're going to have to use your cell phone from now on. I still don't understand why you think that Kevin would have you investigated, Walker.

Walker: You remember that woman at the Palace earlier? I saw you checking out the competition, Blair.

Blair: Oh, her? She was the private investigator?

Walker: Yeah. I nailed her early on.

Blair: Oh, you nailed her. That's -- that's special. Maybe it's business. Maybe Kevin, you know -- you did keep him from buying "The Sun."

Walker: He wants me out of the way so he can have a clear shot at you.

Blair: Whatever you think is going on between Kevin and me, you might as well think again.

Walker: One of these days, you're going to have to stop lying to yourself, Blair.

Blair: So you think I'm lying? Really? Well, why don't I prove to you that I'm not?

Walker: Oh --

Blair: What?

Walker: You think a little kissy face is going to make me change my mind? Something wrong?

Blair: No, you just remind me of someone I would really like to forget.

Walker: Who?

Blair: Todd.

David: This Walker Laurence -- what's his game?

Dorian: Oh, I can tell you, he's smooth. He made such a big show of handing over all of Mitch's assets to me, but he held a few things back.

David: Like the Badhra diamond.

Dorian: Yes, and a lot more, I bet.

David: When was the last time you saw the stone?

Dorian: Ooh, I -- I -- I don't know, really. It's hard -- you know, Walker can be so mysterious.

David: Stop, just -- would you like me to have Jacques ask the questions?

Dorian: No. Yes, I know where the diamond is.

Walker: You always get like this when you remember Todd?

Blair: No, look, I already told you, Todd was -- he was just always kind of -- I don't know, just uncomfortable every time I would be sexual. And -- I think --

Walker: You think what?

Blair: All right. The other day when you kissed me in the cabana, it was weird for me. Really weird, because for some reason, you just kind of seemed Toddish or something. And -- I don't know. I just think that maybe you could be the one that hired the private eye, that's what.

Walker: Oh.

Blair: Yeah.

Walker: And why would I do that?

Blair: To learn as much as you can about Todd and then act like him.

Walker: Whoa, whoa -- hey, now.

Blair: What?

Walker: Assuming that were even possible, why would I blow my chance with you by acting like that jerk?

Blair: Ok. You're right, never mind. Never mind.

Walker: And as far as the sexuality -- it seems ok from where I stand. Unless, of course, you're trying to prove something to me about Kevin Buchanan.

[Doorbell rings]

Blair: I'll get it.

Blair: R.J. Gannon. What are you doing here?

R.J.: Walker should be expecting me.

Walker: Come on in, R.J.

R.J.: Ah.

Blair: Come in. But Walker hurt his arm. He's recovering.

Walker: No, that's ok, Blair. Mr. Gannon and I have some business to take care of.

Blair: Business? With Mr. Gannon?

R.J.: Real estate.

Blair: Oh.

Walker: Yeah, real estate.

Blair: Real estate?

Walker: Uh, yeah. But I think it's going to take a while, so thanks for everything. See you later.

Blair: Ok. Don't you overdo it.

Walker: No, I won't.

Blair: And it's always good to see you, R.J.

R.J.: You, too.

Blair: Mm-hmm.

Walker: Bye.

Walker: What's up?

R.J.: Voila. The new and improved Badhra.

Marcie: Wow, I've never had anything this gorgeous. You're such an amazing friend.

Jen: No, you. I mean, come on, after everything and -- I really almost blew it for good when I married Rex, didn't I?

Marcie: You were confused.

Jen: Well, you stuck by me. Thank you. I wouldn't want anyone else to be my maid of honor.

Marcie: Thanks.

Jen: So, what do you want to do with your hair? You want to try something new?

Marcie: Oh, yeah -- I don't know, maybe.

Jen: Maybe wear it up, you know? You have such a pretty face.

Marcie: - -- Yeah, maybe. So, you know, I'm surprised that you're not someplace with Joe tonight. You know, someplace really romantic.

Jen: He's on a retreat.

Marcie: A retreat?

Jen: Yeah, I guess it's sort of like a bachelor party for ministers.

Marcie: Oh.

Jen: Even if he were here, I wouldn't want to be with him because I want our wedding night just to be, you know, special, perfect, just like the first time.

Marcie: I want my first time to be special, too.

Jen: Wait, you and Al haven't -- but that one time I came over and you two were in the bed --

Marcie: That was just, you know -- I was helping him through a really hard time.

Jen: Oh, so, when?

Marcie: I don't know, Jen. I really want to. I just -- I just don't want to disappoint him.

Jen: Oh, no, you won't. Come on.

Marcie: You know, Al's had a lot of experience. You know? See, the only compliment I ever get about my looks is that I have a pretty face or pretty eyes. And what that means is that people just don't want to even think about my body.

Jen: No, no, Marcie, that's not what that means.

Marcie: I'm afraid.

Jen: Of what?

Marcie: I'm afraid to be naked in front of somebody.

Jen: Even somebody you love?

Marcie: Especially somebody I love.

Ron: Al, take it easy.

Al: This guy -- this guy beats up my girlfriend --

Ron: Hey, hey!

Al: Takes a swing at me --

Ron: Dude, keep your cool.

Al: Drops acid in Marcie's drink --

Ron: Keep your cool, man.

Al: Look, I'm charged with a crime? I'm going to jail? How's that justice?

Ron: Al, slow down. Nothing's happened yet.

Deke: Commissioner, I've calmed down. And I'm still waiting. You going to arrest this guy or not?

Bo: Let's think about that, Deke. All right? Because right now, you're facing assault charges for attacking Al in the student union. Now, if you want to play hardball as far as this computer business goes, my guess is the D.A.'S office is going to want to play hardball about those assault charges.

Deke: Ah. I see. Now it's blackmail.

Bo: No, I'm just explaining the facts to you as I see them. Now, the police department will probably want to impound your computer. And then naturally, we're going to want to read everything you've got stored on there.

Deke: Fine. Fine, forget it. He goes free. But there won't be a next time, loser, guaranteed.

Al: Go to hell.

Bo: No, no -- just ease up, Al.

Ron: Al.

[Phone rings]

Deke: Excuse me, I'm sorry. Let me take this real quick. Hello?

Maddie: Where are you?

Deke: Forget about me, where are you?

Maddie: Right outside Marcie Walsh's dorm room. Trust me, she's never going to know what hit her.

[Renee chuckles]

Asa: To our future.

Renee: And our happiness.

Flash: Well, you guys go for it. It's so weird, you know? I mean, sitting next to my great-grandpa and his bride-to-be.

Asa: What's so weird about that?

Flash: So, you spoiled me when I was a kid, huh?

Renee: I was incorrigible.

[Flash laughs]

Asa: Yes, she was. And that means we both want you at the house on a regular basis, Sarah, you got that?

Flash: Mm-hmm. And as long as you stock up on plenty of veggies and quit smoking those nasty cigars.

[Flash laughs]

Kevin: Keep on it until you find the source. Then we'll run a full-page spread. All right, I'll talk to you later.

Daniel: Scotch and soda.

Kevin: Hey, Daniel, how's it going?

Daniel: Great. You?

Kevin: Oh, I couldn't be better. Pratt's going to resign right after the election and then I'll be appointed lieutenant governor.

Daniel: Fantastic.

Kevin: Hey, listen, thanks for all that information you've been feeding me. It's nice to have someone in the D.A.'s office I can rely on.

Daniel: Yeah, well, I'm -- I'm glad I could help.

Kevin: So, how's your campaign committee coming along?

Daniel: Oh, we should be up to speed by next week.

Kevin: Good. Listen, come say hello to my grandfather. Having Asa Buchanan in your corner could work wonders. Renee Devine, who will be marrying my grandfather for the third time --

[Renee chuckles]

Kevin: I would like you to meet Assistant District Attorney Daniel Colson, who will one day be Llanview's District Attorney.

Renee: Hello.

Daniel: Hi. Nice to meet you.

Kevin: Asa Buchanan, who I'm sure you know.

Daniel: Yes, sir, it's good to see you again, sir.

Asa: A pleasure.

Kevin: And my niece, Sarah Roberts.

Flash: And you can call me Flash.

Daniel: Nice to see you.

Blair: Kevin, could I have a minute? Like now?

Kevin: Nice seeing you again, Daniel. Enjoy your evening.

Daniel: Good to meet you all.

Kevin: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this.

Blair: Whatever you were doing to Walker stops now.

Walker: Whoever did this work, it's nice -- very nice.

R.J.: I had to force him to make the first cut. He just kept telling me how much less the stone would be worth like this.

Walker: Yeah, I know, but there was some unpleasant people looking for it. And besides, there are more important things than money.

R.J.: Well, that depends on who you're talking to.

Walker: Which reminds me --

R.J.: No, I know. I know. I never saw the Badhra, I certainly never touched it, and I haven't the foggiest idea of what could have happened to it.

Walker: Yeah. Keep it that way. Because these unpleasant people that I mentioned -- trust me, you don't want to meet them.

Dorian: Walker's going to be furious when he finds out I told.

David: Dorian, you underestimate yourself. You could always get any man to forgive you whenever you wanted. Where's the diamond?

Dorian: Um -- really, I shouldn't.

David: Sure, you should.

Dorian: I don't know. I --

David: Yes, you do.

Dorian: Come here. Could you get Jacques to leave the room, please?

David: Go on.

[Door closes]

Dorian: You know the railway station in San Francisco? It's in a locker there, 16-S.

David: 16-S, huh?

Dorian: Yes, I have the key. I do. Excuse me. Yes -- um -- right here in my purse.

Dorian: Yeah. 16-S.

David: Thank you.

Dorian: May I go?

David: You may.

Dorian: Ciao.

David: Oh, Dorian, I certainly hope you're telling me the truth about this. Because remember what I said about Jacques being unhappy if I get upset.

Dorian: Pardonnez-moi.

Marcie: Jen, you have such amazing taste. This is gorgeous!

Jen: Thanks.

Marcie: Oh, I have something for you, too. Something borrowed for the wedding. But I want to give it to you tomorrow, ok?

Jen: No problem.

Marcie: Hey, would you mind looking at some of the things that I picked out for the, you know, the pre-rush thing for Sigma Delta Delta?

Jen: Why do you care about that stupid sorority?

Marcie: Well, I don't know. I mean, it may sound weird, but, you know, I thought it would kind of be cool to have sisters, you know?

Jen: Since you grew up with all brothers.

Marcie: Yeah.

Jen: But, I mean, these Sigma Delts -- are you sure you're going to be ok with them?

Marcie: Yeah, they really admire me. I mean, they were really impressed when I stood up for peace.

Jen: Ok, and you're sure they weren't just maybe using you?

Marcie: No. I mean, for what?

Jen: Well, first off, you're a straight-a student. Maybe they just want some free tutoring.

Marcie: Well, that's ok. I mean, if they need help, I'll be glad to give it to them.


Teen: I cased the place out earlier. This is the quietest we're going to get it. No problem.

Maddie: Great. Let's do it.


[Marcie laughs]

Jen: Ok, I will see you tomorrow.

Marcie: Don't worry, I won't be late.

Jen: I'm counting on you. Lock all those locks.

Marcie: I will. Bye.

Jen: Bye. I'm serious -- lock them.

[Knock on door]

Marcie: Who is it?

Daniel: Riley?

Riley: Why are you back?

Daniel: Um -- I came to apologize.

Riley: Why?

Daniel: Well, I -- I -- can't a father apologize for some of the things he said? Especially those things about Flash. I -- they were totally inappropriate. Look, Riley, if she makes you happy, then I'm fine with her being in your life.

Riley: Ok, why the 180?

Daniel: Well, even fathers make mistakes. I just like to admit to mine, that's all. So, are you sleeping at home tonight?

Riley: Probably.

Daniel: Good, good. See you at home, ok?

Asa: You know, I kind of like that Daniel Colson. He's a smart man. I tell you, he's going to go real far.

Renee: Possibly.

Asa: What's the matter, honey? You don't like anything on the dessert menu?

Flash: I guess I'm just not in the mood.


Blair: How dare you call up walker's doctor to try to get his medical records, Kevin?

Kevin: Blair, keep your voice down. Look, if I want to investigate Walker Laurence, I will.

Blair: Why don't you trust him?

Kevin: Hello! Did Asa buy "The Sun" or did Walker rip it out from underneath him?

Blair: Well, hello. I'm glad he did.

Kevin: Well, then be glad, but don't ask me why I don't trust the guy. Come on, Blair, you wouldn't like to know this guy's secrets, too?

Blair: Everybody has secrets, Kevin. Like your plan to be the new Lieutenant Governor. Yeah. You see, I respected the fact that you want that to be your little secret.

Kevin: And I appreciate it.

Blair: You back off Walker. Or the next time, I'll say it a lot louder, like the front page of my newspaper tomorrow.

Kevin: First of all, I don't believe you'd do that to Kelly.

Blair: Oh, really?

Kevin: No. And second of all --

Blair: Uh-huh?

Kevin: You're going to thank me. Walker doesn't want to be your friend. No, he's after a hell of a lot more than that. A hell of a lot more than just friendship.

Blair: And why does that bother you, Kevin, hmm?

Kevin: The man has secrets, big ones. And I'm going to find out what they are.

Dorian: Walker, you better listen to me and you better listen very carefully, because we have some problems that need to be dealt with. Oh, by the way, how are you?

Walker: I'm fine.

Dorian: You don't look it.

Walker: What's up?

Dorian: Oh, nothing much. Except I've been kidnapped and threatened with unspeakable torture.

Walker: Oh. Why would someone do that to some nice lady like you?

Dorian: Oh! Because they want the Badhra diamond. The one you gave them is a fake. I want the real one, and I want it now.

Walker: Well, I'm sorry, Dorian. The Badhra diamond no longer exists.

David: Thank you. I'd like you to keep an eye on Dorian while I'm gone.

Jacques: Do you think she's lying?

David: It wouldn't be the first time. If she is you'll know what to do.

Jen: "Jen, for the nights of the rest of our lives together. Love, Joe."

[Phone rings]

Jen: Hello? Hey. I just came home and I got our pillows. Yeah. I'm going to be thinking about you, too. Probably not going to get any sleep. So, are you having any second thoughts or anything? No, no, not at all. I can't wait till tomorrow. It's going to be the best day of our lives.

Deke: Yeah. I just heard, man. Maddie's going to make it happen any minute.

Ron: You ready to go?

Al: Yeah. I just feel like such a jerk. We could have had him.

Ron: I know.

Al: Just didn't think, you know? I got carried away.

Ron: You're all right, you know that? Not many guys would take chances like you did to help their girl. My sister's lucky to have you around.

Al: Yeah, when I'm not screwing things up.

Ron: Hey --

al: Hey, let me tell you something about your sister. You know, she is the most amazing woman in the world. I'd do anything for her.

Ron: Then you're all right in my book. Come on. Let's walk out of here while we're still free men, huh?

Al: Yeah, I'm with that.

Deke: Trust me, Holden, Marcie's still going to get hers.

Marcie: Ah -- gosh, Maddie, I didn't realize that you guys were coming by!

Maddie: Got to hurry, sister Marcie.

Marcie: Oh oh, ok. I was just trying on my maid of honor dress that I'm going to wear tomorrow to Jen's wedding, and then I -- what -- what? Wait a minute. What's going on? What's happening? What's happening? Help!

Stay tuned for scenes from the next "One Life To Live."

On the next "One Life To Live" --

Jen: Rex, I swear to god if you try to ruin my wedding --

Rex: Call off the red alert.

Nora: There is no way I'm going to work for Daniel Colson.

Lindsay: Marcie's not here yet.

Joe: But I thought she was already there with Jen.

Maddie: There's only one more phase to initiation. Can't pledge until you do it.

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