Guiding Light Transcript Wednesday 5/6/09
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Previously on "Guiding Light"...
Reva: My baby doesn't even know me yet.
Josh: He's about to have the experience of a lifetime.
Olivia: You're the one who's having a problem. We probably should have skipped the whole spa thing and gone to a religious retreat.
Natalia: This isn't working out. I'm going to go ahead and leave.
Josh: Are you going to be okay?
Reva: Yeah. I'm happy. I'm excited, but I'm also a little scared. I mean, they have their life set up. I don't know if there's going to be room for me in it.
Josh: Well, that's just crazy talk.
Reva: My baby doesn't even know me yet.
Josh: He's about to have the experience of a lifetime. Getting to know Reva Shayne.
Reva: Thank you. And thanks, really, for getting me through all of this.
Josh: You're welcome. Now, go get 'em, girl!
Reva: I will. I can do this.
Josh: Yes, you can. Good luck.
Jeffrey: You know what? We're going to be okay, buddy. You know that? We've just got to wait for your mommy to come home. What are you doing? Is this a visit?
Reva: It's a long one.
Jeffrey: Oh, my God.
Reva: I'm home for good. I'm home for good! Where's my baby? Where's my baby?
Jeffrey: Wait a minute. You know, I get one more kiss before I hand you over. Why didn't you call me?
Reva: Because I wanted to see if I could still surprise you.
Jeffrey: It sounds like someone is happy to see you. (Laughter) Allow me. Okay.
Reva: Oh, hi!
Jeffrey: Hi, Mommy!
Reva: Hi, handsome! (Laughing) Hi, my handsome... hi, my handsome baby. ( Laughing) Hi, handsome. Hi. (Laughing)
(cell phone rings)
Josh: Josh Lewis.
Billy: Yeah, Josh, where the hell are you?
Josh: Oh, yeah. Well, I'm on my way. I just... I need to make a stop first. Do you need anything?
Billy: Yeah. I want some pie and coffee from Company, but I didn't ask you for it, okay?
Josh: (Laughing) Okay. You've got it.
Billy: Hey, it's good to have you back, too.
Josh: I never left.
Billy: Yeah, oh, yeah, right. Yeah, you were never gone. Okay. Bye.
Josh: I'll see you in a bit.
Olivia: You know what the problem is you are just way, way, way, way, way too sensitive.
Natalia: Oh, no. The problem is that whenever we have a problem, you attack my religion.
Olivia: I was not attacking your religion. Where has your sense of humor gone?
Natalia: That's not funny. You weren't joking.
Olivia: Oh, come on!
Natalia: "Well, maybe next time we should go to a religious retreat."
Olivia: I wasn't attacking your religion, okay? I was making a point!
Natalia: You know what's happening here? We have gone right back to the beginning where we don't even like each other. Will you calm down?
Olivia: You calm down!
Natalia: God, before we got here, we were friends. And now we're... we're what?
Olivia: Well, that's what we came here to figure out, right?
Natalia: Yeah. Okay. And what have we figured out?
Olivia: That this was a big mistake.
Natalia: I'm not going to pray for you to come back.
Olivia: Oh, golly, well it must be nice to know how you feel. It must be nice to be so sure.
Natalia: I'm not sure about anything.
Olivia: Why are we fighting?
Natalia: You tell me.
Olivia: Because it's safer. Because if we get along, we have to ask what's next?
Natalia: Okay. You're probably right.
Olivia: I don't want to fight with you.
Natalia: I don't, either. Could we maybe just start over?
Olivia: Uh-huh. I think I know a way. I don't know if you're going to be up for it.
Buzz: Yay!! Thank you. Yes. Buzz is back. Glad to be here. Yeah. But I'm not in charge. You are in charge here. I am not in charge of anything.
Remy: You see, Marina is all about being in charge these days.
Marina: Welcome back!
Buzz: Thank you.
Christina: They are such a cute family. I love hanging out with them.
Remy: Good people. They take care of each other.
Marina: Well, thank you. We try. Okay, so now I have most of my men exactly where I want them, Mallet is on the detective force, you are working here, Henry and I get to hang out every single day... free coffee for everyone.
Remy: Thanks, Henry. Thank you.
Marina: Hey, Henry and I want to share our good fortune with all of our friends and family. Huh, bud? Yeah? What do you think? (Laughter) Good idea.
Shayne: Dinah, what is it? What's wrong?
Dinah: You need to read this.
Shayne: What is it?
Dinah: The results of the D.N.A. test.
Dinah: I didn't want to hurt you or Mallet or Marina until I knew for sure.
Shayne: What are you talking about?
Dinah: When we were in Bosnia, do you remember I was talking to that nun? When we were at Lara’s grave.
Dinah: She said that she was Lara’s nurse when she was in the hospital. She told me an incredible story that Lara gave birth to a baby before she died. And that baby is the one that I helped Mallet adopt, Henry. Henry's your son. I had to make sure it was true before I even came to you.
Dinah: I couldn't believe it, either. That's why I needed some proof. So I took some hair from your brush, and I took Henry’s pacifier, got some saliva on it, and dropped it off at a D.N.A. lab and asked them to run some tests.
Shayne: No. Dinah, if Lara had given birth, I'd know about it.
Dinah: She didn't have a chance.
Shayne: Why would she do that and not tell me about it?
Dinah: This is an exact match to your D.N.A., Shayne.
Shayne: No. There must have been a mistake made.
Dinah: It's not a mistake. You have the exact same D.N.A. as Henry. Mallet and Marina's baby is your son.
Marina: Peek-a-boo. Where did you go? Hey, Henry, how did I get so lucky? Somebody, somewhere decided that I should be your mommy. You know, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. Yeah. I love you so much, my angel. I do. I do! I love you.
Josh: Yeah, Roc, it's Josh Lewis again. I have a weird feeling that something is not right with Edmund, so please call me when you can. Thank you.
Olivia: Come on, slow poke.
Natalia: I thought we were going to go for the total spa experience like nails and...
Olivia: No, they have great hiking trails here. The exercise-- that's part of the spa experience.
Natalia: Okay. So it's like a little walk, right? Just like a little walk?
Olivia: It would be nice if we could break a sweat.
Natalia: You know, I'm not so outdoorsy.
Olivia: You? You're miss salt of the earth.
Natalia: No. I grew up in Chicago. It's a big city. I went one time to a park with Rafe for a field trip, and there was poison ivy everywhere. It was disgusting.
Olivia: All right. Watch out for the poison ivy, and just pull your socks so those little tics don't bite your ankles.
Natalia: I didn't know you were a nature girl.
Olivia: I grew up on an island. Okay? But more importantly, I was married to Josh Lewis. So that family likes to hunt and stuff the animals and hang them on the wall.
Natalia: Okay, I got it.
Olivia: Come on, princess.
Natalia: I'm not a princess. You're the princess.
Olivia: I am.
James: Hey, Buzz.
Buzz: Hey. The last time I saw you, you were addicted to computers, and now it seems like you moved in with my granddaughter.
James: Um... yes, Daisy and I had a great time in Florida.
Buzz: I wasn't crazy about the idea, but she had a good time, and she deserves it.
James: Can I get a...
James: Can I get a coffee, black?
James: Hey man. How's it going?
James: Tough crowd. So you're back to work?
Christina: I, actually, am thinking of going into business for myself, a daycare center.
James: Pretty brave thing to do these days.
Christina: I've got nothing to lose.
James: Let me know if you need investors. I'm a big supporter of small business.
Christina: Thank you.
Dinah: Nobody knew that this baby survived. Not even Edmund. Not even Edmund. And I don't know what this is. I don't know if it's a coincidence, if it's a miracle. I don't even know if it's destiny. But of all of the babies that Mallet could have adopted, I don't know why it would be yours. And running into the nun like that... I don't know. Would you please say something?
Shayne: It's Lara’s baby.
Dinah: Are you angry at me for waiting to tell you about the results?
Shayne: No. I understand.
Dinah: Thank God. Thank God. Because, you know what, I had this image that you were just going to shut me out...
Shayne: I'm not mad at you.
Dinah: I didn't tell them. I didn't tell them. I want you to tell them when you're ready.
Shayne: Tell them? Tell them what?
Dinah: That you're the baby's father.
Shayne: I'm not. I am the one who made him. Mallet is his father and Marina is his mother. And that is the way that this needs to stay.
Josh: It's Josh. How's Reva?
Jeffrey: Well, she's doing great. Thanks for, you know, dropping her off.
Josh: Is it normal for Roc to answer a voicemail with a fax?
Jeffrey: Josh, you've got to stop worrying. Edmund is gone. We can all get on with our lives.
Jeffrey: All right, well, listen, thanks for everything, okay?
Josh: Wait. Wait a second. Do you hear that clicking... hello?
Reva: You know, you and your daddy already have such routines down. You know what? You can do me a favor. You can tell your daddy that your mommy is pretty handy, too. That I can heat up a bottle, and I can change a diaper, and I can even give you a great bath. I can.
Jeffrey: I could use one of those.
Reva: What is it, sweetie? What is it, sweetheart? You're not wet.
Jeffrey: No. That's actually his hungry cry. He goes up an octave when he's wet.
Reva: Well, I've never fed him. I haven't changed his diaper. He doesn't know me. He doesn't know that I'm his mom.
Jeffrey: Look, he knows you. Okay? We visited you.
Reva: You pointed at me through a window.
Jeffrey: You carried him for nine months.
Reva: Yeah, well, he's been out in the world without me.
Jeffrey: Not anymore. We're together now. So, are you ready to feed him?
Reva: Yes. Yes. Okay, we're going to learn this together. Here you go. Oh. Here.
Jeffrey: (Laughing) Wow, this is a big day for him. Look at that. He knows his mommy's home. How about that, Colin, our best girl is home with us now.
Christina: Oh, James took us to Universal.
Marina: Right. Yeah. Daisy told me. She said she had a good time.
James: She did?
Marina: Yeah, she did. She said it was fun, considering she was surrounded by Spaulding’s the entire time.
James: I know that feeling. Is she around?
Christina: Can we take a message?
James: No. I just came by to grab a coffee.
Buzz: Would you stop it. He's too young for her.
Remy: It's not that. You know, for a smart girl, she is very naive when it comes to men, Spaulding’s in particular. You know when you and Alan had those matching heart attacks?
Buzz: Yeah. And she saved him? I don't hold that against her.
Remy: Well, he took a liking to her. He wants to pay for med school.
Buzz: She said no, right?
Remy: Well, for now. Bet then James Spaulding pops up and sends the three girls to Florida. When you've had a rough life like Christina, it gets extremely hard to pass up the chance at an easier life.
Buzz: She's a good girl. She'll be all right.
Christina: Mark my words, this summer when you come home, my daycare center will be up and running. Hey, maybe you want a summer job?
Marina: Ah, yeah, no, I don't think his family would probably be so into that.
James: I'm not that good with kids, but it would make for some pretty fun family discussions. I'll think about it.
Christina: All right. I... you're probably going back to school. When is the semester over? (Cell phone rings)
James: Excuse me. I've got to take this.
Marina: I'll tell Daisy you stopped by.
Christina: You see, he's not that bad, and he really likes Daisy.
Marina: Okay. Okay. You're right. I will give him a chance... one. One chance. He is a Spaulding.
Christina: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Marina: Because it's true. You want to go get some air? I think that Henry needs some air. Let's go for a walk.
Natalia: Mission accomplished. I am sweating.
Olivia: Somebody needs to go to the gym.
Natalia: Yeah. I really had no idea that you were, like, the outdoors type. I didn't know.
Olivia: I'm indoor or outdoor. Olivia Spencer, a woman for all seasons. Is that a problem?
Natalia: No. As long as I don't have to keep up.
Olivia: I'll race you back to the room.
Natalia: Please, I don't want to race.
Olivia: I'll give you a head start.
Natalia: That's like cheating.
Olivia: Okay. Fine.
Natalia: Wait. Wait. Wait!
Josh: Hey, girls.
Josh: Wow, he has grown.
Marina: Yes, he has, hasn't he?
Josh: He's a handsome young man, too. I like the hat.
Marina: Well, thank you very much. Just for that, you get free coffee. You can go inside and tell my grandfather I said so.
Josh: Buzz is back?
Marina: Oh, yeah. Yeah. You should go check it out. We are on our way to the park.
Josh: Hey, you know, when he grows up, you're going to have to coach him in baseball.
Christina: Not Mallet?
Josh: Well, I'm sure he'd do fine, but Marina coached my son, and she was great. So you are going to have to do it with this young guy. Have fun.
Christina: He's nice.
Marina: Yes. Yes, he is. He's like my dad. He's just a good guy. You know, the whole family is great.
Christina: So I'm allowed to like him?
Marina: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Let's go.
Christina: I'm new around here.
Josh: Good to see you here, Buzz. It's nice to know that some things haven't changed.
Buzz: Really? You want to take a look at this. (Laughter)
Josh: Not really. (Laughter)
Buzz: I'm here because of the family. Coffee?
Josh: Yeah. Two to go, and pie.
Buzz: Billy? You mean like a pie?
Josh: Thank you.
Buzz: A pie for Billy. You and Billy... you know, I guess family is what matters.
Remy: You got that right.
Josh: Hey, let me ask you something: Suppose everyone else thinks a problem is solved, your gut tells you it's not, and it could hurt your family, what do you do?
Buzz: Is this you?
Buzz: Go with your gut.
Josh: Thank you. Welcome back!
Buzz: Thank you.
Jeffrey: Ready to take a break?
Reva: Oh, are you kidding me. The bottle is done, and we're ready to belly up to the bar for another one, right, Colin? Right, sweetie pie?
Jeffrey: He just said make it a double. (Laughter)
Reva: Oh, what are you doing over there? What is that?
Jeffrey: These are the instructions that they sent home with you, the instructions that I'm sure you're not going to follow.
Reva: You know, everyone's mistrust is really getting on my nerves. I have a lot to live for.
Jeffrey: Me, too.
Reva: What does that mean? You're feeling okay, aren't you?
Jeffrey: Relax. I'm fine.
Reva: Good. Because I don't know what I'd do without you.
Jeffrey: Well, I am eventually going to have to go back to work.
Reva: I know, and that's fine. As long as I know you'll be coming home to us, everything is going to be perfect. Just perfect. Perfect.
Shayne: First, I think we should go for some ice cream, and then we should get out of this weather and go inside.
Dinah: Please stop pretending that you're not feeling anything right now. Stop pretending that this baby doesn't exist.
Shayne: Let me ask you something: What does it matter what I feel? I am in no position to be a father to that baby. Right over there, it wasn't very long ago that I was questioning if I wanted to live.
Dinah: You're a dad now.
Shayne: Not the way I see it. Because I have a great dad. So I know what it takes. And I don't got it.
Dinah: Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You are a natural. Children love you, and do not tell me that you weren't going to get married to Lara and have children.
Shayne: Hey, Lara is gone.
Dinah: You're not. Think about your son. What about Henry?
Shayne: If I was Henry... if I was Henry, I wouldn't want to be taken from the only parents I've ever known.
Dinah: I would have given anything to have my parents come and get me when I was little.
Shayne: Your adoptive parents weren't Mallet and Marina.
Dinah: No. They weren’t.
Shayne: Can we just forget it, please? Just forget it.
Marina: Hi, guys. Hey, Henry, look at this. Now we can hang out with your Auntie Dinah and Uncle Shayne. Where it's dry. It will be fun.
Jeffrey: You need to rest.
Reva: No. I don't want to rest. I want to clean the house. I want to bake a cake. I want to take Colin for a walk.
Jeffrey: You know, I'm finding your domestic tendencies very sexy.
Reva: I am a new woman. (Laughter)
Jeffrey: You want me to go out and get something to eat.
Reva: No, no. I can do lunch. I'll make lunch.
Reva: I am serious. I'm serious. I can do this.
Jeffrey: You just got home. You should be relaxing.
Reva: I don't want to close my eyes. I don’t. Because he's changing every second, and I don't want to miss it.
Jeffrey: Tuna sandwich. And...
Reva: Pepper jack. I can do that. (Laughing)
Billy: Hey. You got my pie in there, I hope, right?
Josh: Yeah. Yeah, I got your pie. I'm just... this is Reva’s. She just got home from the hospital. I just wanted to make sure everything was okay.
Billy: Well, let's go inside and see if she...
Josh: No, no, no. Let's not do that. I don't think they want company right now. I just was worried that they might be a little preoccupied with Reva’s health, the baby, that kind of thing, and might miss a problem if it were to come by.
Billy: What kind of problem? Josh, what's going on here? "Everything's okay. Don't worry. See you soon, Roc." That doesn't sound like a problem to me.
Josh: It's cryptic. I mean, I just know there's something wrong there.
Billy: Come on Josh, the guy is just terse. What do you care?
Josh: That's what Jeffrey said, but why did he stop calling me? And why is it that every time I talk to Jeffrey or Reva on the phone, I hear this clicking sound. And why is it that I have this feeling in my gut, Billy, that there's something wrong?
Billy: Because there is something wrong.
Josh: What, you think I'm crazy? Is that it?
Billy: No. I just think you need to get a life.
Josh: Well, isn't part of life protecting your family?
Billy: Protecting your family or protecting Reva? Okay. All right. Okay, okay. Let's say you're right. What exactly are we looking for here?
Josh: I don't think Edmund is out of the picture. I really don’t. And Roc supposedly has him somewhere, but Edmund has people. You know what I'm saying?
Billy: Well... you got the pie. So I'll stay with you for a while. Look, we have to go back to work, to the real world, okay?
Josh: I know that. Believe me, I hope I'm wrong about this.
Billy: Yeah, but if you're right, you get to ride in and save Reva. Is that it? I... I didn't say that, I'm sorry.
Marina: So how was Florida?
Dinah: It was a blast. It really was. We had a lot of fun. It's kind of weird being back in real life.
Christina: It was so much fun.
Dinah: Yeah, it was.
Marina: Well, I go to say I'm a little jealous. Although, I think being home with Henry is more fun than any amusement park for me.
Shayne: That's because he has fun parents.
Marina: Oh, you're probably right. That's probably it. No. You know, Henry has been such a blessing for my whole family. I don't know what we would do without him.
Dinah: You know, I think... well, we should go, really, I need to eat.
Marina: Well, then let's all head back over to Company. I mean, we were going to go for a quick walk, but the weather's bad, so...
Christina: And I should get back to Remy.
Dinah: Is Remy at Company?
Christina: Yeah, he's helping Buzz fix the deep fryer.
Marina: Yeah. Let's go. Free lunch. Yeah?
Shayne: Free lunch? When have I ever said no to that?
Marina: Good. Let's go. You can hold the baby. It's a good arm workout on the way back, yeah?
Shayne: Okay. Come on, big man. Let's go have some free lunch.
Natalia: That was amazing.
Olivia: Are you relaxed?
Olivia: You know what? I am starving. So we should order lunch and figure out what we're going to do tonight.
Olivia: Maybe a movie? Or maybe a midnight hike?
Natalia: Are you serious?
Olivia: Oh, it's beautiful. Gosh, the moon, the stars... you just have to worry about the bats flying around.
Natalia: No, no, no, I can't do bats.
Olivia: I'm kidding, okay? Movie night?
Natalia: Yes, movie night.
Olivia: Okay. Look at this. It's very delicious. And healthy. See, even you can relax.
Natalia: I'm a very fun person, usually. You don't know . You don't know the half of it.
Olivia: You know what? Why don't you decide what we're going to have for lunch because I'm really starving, okay? (Knock on the door) Emma, what are you doing here?
Natalia: Emma, did you run away again?
Natalia: Then how did you get here?
Emma: I asked Jane to take me. I missed you guys too much. Both of you.
Olivia: Where is Jane?
Emma: Out waiting in the halls for you guys to say yes. I wanted to surprise you. Please don't send me home. I'll be fun.
Natalia: (Laughing) Well, we do have some extra tickets for the mineral baths.
Olivia: We could take a nature walk and feed the ducks.
Natalia: But not at night because there are bats.
Olivia: It is way past her bedtime for the bat stuff.
Natalia: You came just in time.
Olivia: You know what, it will be dinner and movie night. You know what? I heard they have great, great desserts if we decide to get crazy. Yeah? Okay. I'll go tell Jane you can say yes, or you go tell her.
Olivia: Now, where's your bag?
Emma: It's over there.
Olivia: You were packed before I even left.
Natalia: She's just so adorable.
Olivia: I don't know too many people who would like a kid showing up for their spa vacation.
Natalia: Then aren't you very lucky you know me?
Olivia: Yes, I am.
Josh: I just need to make sure Edmund doesn't finish what he started.
Billy: Hey, do you have any proof that Edmund is still a threat?
Josh: No, I don't have any proof, okay? Billy, come on. Haven't you ever just had a feeling about something and you can't explain it.
Billy: You know what I know? I know about addiction. And I'll tell you something: You've got a taste for being a hero. And now everything else tastes flat and stale. Josh, it's just like alcohol, come on! You can't live without it until you realize that you don't have a life. You can either sit here and stare at the rain, or you can make a decision to get a life. What's it going to be?
Josh: Okay. You're absolutely right. Get your pie, get in the car. Let's go to work.
Remy: Everybody, here are the first Buzz burgers of the new administration! ( Cheers and applause)
Remy: Would you like some fries to go with that shake?
Christina: You're a pretty good waiter, but don't quit your day job.
Marina: Dinah, would you mind holding Henry for just a second so I can go take a picture of my grandpa.
Marina: Thanks. See Auntie Dinah!
Dinah: He has your eyes.
Shayne: No, he doesn’t.
Dinah: Those aren't your eyes?
Shayne: No. Those are Lara’s eyes. Can you give me a little warning next time?
Marina: Come on. I just want to take a picture.
Dinah: Yeah. Okay, ready?
Marina: Nice. Nice. Now, Shayne, one with you, just with you holding Henry, okay?
Shayne: Uh... I'm hungry. How about after I eat?
Marina: Come on. Dinah, just give him Henry. No, right now! Let's go.
Dinah: Go ahead. Yeah.
Marina: One, two, three!
Dinah: I think that's going to make a beautiful picture.
Marina: It's awesome.
Shayne: Here you go, Marina. Thanks.
Natalia: Tomorrow we're going to get wrapped up in seaweed like mummies.
Olivia: You know, we'll take a dip in a thermal spring and get pedicures, and when we're finished, we'll come back and watch all of your favorite movies!
Olivia: Yes! So, so much for our alone time.
Natalia: Well, moving a little too quick almost cost us our friendship there, so... we're friends and we're family, and we don't want that to change.
Olivia: No, we don’t.
Natalia: And the other stuff... well, we'll figure it out.
Olivia: We will, right? I mean, we're going to figure this out? We have to because we can't just live in limbo. I need to know what we are and aren't going to be to each other. I don't want to play games. Can't keep the other person from living their life.
Emma: Mom, Natalia!
Olivia: Movie time!
Natalia: Okay, what do you we got?
Shayne: Thank you for lunch.
Marina: Of course.
Dinah: We can pay.
Marina: Oh, no, no. Next time, okay. I'm just glad you guys stopped by and you've been here. And Henry is so lucky to have you guys.
Shayne: He's a lucky guy all the way around, isn't he? Right?
Dinah: Yes, he is.
Shayne: We'll see you.
Marina: See you.
Dinah: I feel like I've ruined your life.
Shayne: No, hey, don't say that.
Dinah: Where do you want to go?
Shayne: I, um... I need a little bit of alone time. Is that okay?
Shayne: I'll call you later.
Billy: Okay. Here you go.
Jeffrey: Welcome home, Reva.
Coming up on "Guiding Light,"
Natalia: People are going to talk.
Natalia: That's what people do.
Olivia: Look, maybe we should rehearse what we're going to say.
Natalia: Which is what?
Dinah: I will go with you to tell Marina and Mallet. I will go with you and we'll do this together.
Josh: Edmund is out there somewhere, he's angry, and he is looking for revenge. And that means Reva and Shayne are both in danger.
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