Guiding Light Transcript Tuesday 4/28/09
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Previously on "Guiding Light"...
Remy: You need to figure out if this baby is really Shayne’s, you have to get some D.N.A.
Lizzie: Universal Studios!?
Lizzie: I've always wanted to come here!
Bill: And here we are!
Alan: I need you to come with me and help.
Beth: I will go to Florida with you, but only so when you try and ruin my daughter's life, I can make sure that you don't have a shot in hell.
Lizzie: So wait, they have two theme parks?
Bill: Yes, they do. And this one right here has the big kid rides. You survived elementary school years. I think it's time to step it up.
Lizzie: Are they scary?
Bill: Ah... well, that depends.
Lizzie: Are they going to make me scream?
Bill: Yeah, they will. Here, take a look, okay? "Jurassic Park River Adventure," 85-foot plunge into total darkness. Okay? Look here, this one: "Dueling Dragons goes 125 feet high at 55 miles per hour." They got the Incredible Hulk coaster right here. It goes from 0 to 40 miles per hour in two seconds. And look this one over here, last but not least: "Dr. Doom's Fearfall," launches you 150 feet into the air and back down faster than the speed of gravity. Are you kidding me? That is so cool!
Lizzie: Are we going to do all of those?
Bill: We are doing all of those until we puke, and then we're going to do it again. Good news: Express pass. Yes.
Lizzie: I don't think I can do it.
Bill: Yes. Baby, you can do it. You can do it! We're going to start slow, and I'll hold your hand. Yeah? Come on. Let's go. (Laughs) Come on. Let's start ours.
Alan: No. No. You don't understand, I don't stand in lines. Do you have a first class or a V.I.P.? All right. We'll take the express pass then. What about hotels? We'll stay at the Royal Pacific. And the presidential suite. No, I'll be flying down in my private jet. No, no. I think that will be all for now. Thank you. Beth, get packed. We're going to Florida. Elizabeth needs to be surrounded by her family.
Beth: I think what you mean to say is that you need to get there so you can ruin her get-away.
Alan: I don't think you understand the situation here. Bill Lewis is taking Elizabeth down there to give her the childhood she never had. Now, that's not... that's not true. And I can't allow that to happen. So go get packed.
Beth: Well, I already have Hilda putting together things for me and James.
Alan: Did you tell her to pack things for me, too?
Beth: No, I didn't, Alan. You're going to have to do that yourself.
Alan: What? Hilda! Hilda!
Beth: And excuse me. You're getting three rooms? What about Phillip? Don't you think Phillip should go, too?
Alan: I guess I forgot to tell you. Phillip is taking a little vacation himself.
Beth: He didn't say anything to me about it.
Alan: Well, it's not a vacation by choice. As a matter of fact, he is spending a little quiet time at Ravenwood.
Beth: You had him committed?
Alan: "Committed" is a very harsh word, Beth.
Beth: Yeah. Yeah, it is. It is a harsh act. Forget it. I'm not going.
Phillip: My father made a few calls, had me transferred from the luxury Spaulding accommodations to the institutional wing.
Orderly: You're here on orders from the doctor.
Phillip: Oh, Dr. Mike?
Rick: Guess again. What? You don't like the new digs? I'm hurt.
James: Daisy? It's James.
Daisy: Hi, James. Is everything okay at Company?
James: Blake came in and told me I could go home.
Daisy: All right. You finish your side work?
James: Are you kidding? I'm going to be employee of the month.
Daisy: All right, well, thanks again.
James: Um... listen, I have a way for you to pay me back for today.
James: Have you ever heard of Universal Studios?
Daisy: I'm not going there with you.
James: Why not?
Daisy: Because I have plans with my friends. Thanks again for covering for me. Bye.
Ashlee: Where did he want you to go?
Daisy: Universal Studios. In Florida, I guess. (Laughs)
Shayne: Wow! Wow. I get it, I get it. You planted drugs on the C.P.S. lady to get her to back off.
Marina: Basically, yes.
Shayne: H'mmm. Kind of dicey for a cop, isn't it? I mean, what if you got found out?
Marina: That's why I took a leave from the police force.
Shayne: Why would you do that? I thought you loved being a cop?
Marina: I did. I mean, I did and I do, but I think I love being Henry’s mom just a little more. Having that baby is... it's the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Dinah: Tell me what I do with Henry’s binky again.
Remy: You take it to the lab and you get results, okay? And you need to get a sample of Shayne’s D.N.A, like a toothbrush or some hairs.
Dinah: Remy, this feels wrong. You know, sneaking around like this, is just wrong.
Remy: Dinah, do you want to upset everybody if Shayne’s not Henry’s father?
Remy: Then you've got to do it, all right? Maybe it's nothing.
Dinah: You're right. You're right. You know what? Maybe the nun was lying.
Mallet: Oh, there you are. There is my pumpkin. You know what? Ashlee thinks Henry looks like me.
Remy: Ah, Mallet, he's adopted.
Mallet: Well, I know. But what I think is going on here is that Henry’s eyes learn to focus, and he's looking at his papa, and he's going: He's a stud, and maybe he wants to grow up and be as studly as me. That's what I'm thinking.
Remy: Yeah. Yeah.
Mallet: Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.
Bill: (Laughs) yes! Yeah! See? Now this isn't scary, right?
Lizzie: Yeah. Yeah, this is fine. No worries.
Bill: No worries. It really isn't scary. I mean, look. Over there you can turn your face into a dinosaur face. And over there you can watch a dinosaur hatch out of an egg right over there. Basically, you get to see the world through dinosaur eyes, so it's pretty cool. (Laughs)
Lizzie: Pretty educational.
Bill: Yes. Ooh... Hello, Lizzie. I see you, and I'd love to eat you up!
Lizzie: Well, I am not afraid of you, Mr. Dinosaur, because I have a big, strong boyfriend, and he can take you. (Laughs)
James: Hey, Mom.
James: You packed?
Beth: I'm not going.
James: Come on. You can ditch Granddad when we get down there, and have a good time.
Beth: Listen to me. You shouldn't go either. You don't want to owe him, believe me.
James: I'm going. I already invited a girl.
Beth: So take her some place else.
James: No. This is going to be fun.
Beth: Your grandfather had your father committed to Ravenwood.
James: Yeah? Then there's probably an extra ticket. I'm going to see if Daisy wants to bring a friend.
Beth: This isn't funny.
James: I'm not kidding. I'm going to see if Daisy wants to bring a friend.
Phillip: So Alan has you on the payroll now?
Rick: You know something? You don't know how lucky you are to have a friend like me.
Phillip: Are you going to spring me?
Rick: You know, I had a really good friend here. That was in here, and he is a really smart guy. He actually figured out how to escape. This lock, you know, it's been broken for, like, ten years. And I just don't think they ever forgot-- oh, there she is-- figure out how to fix that thing. Anyway, he would only go for a couple of hours at a time. And no one would notice, except for me. And me being a softie, I would never tell anybody. So, anyway, enjoy your stay here. I'm going to go play some basketball.
Ashlee: Daisy! Daisy, you really should call him and find out if he meant Universal Studios in Florida.
Christina: The Spaulding’s have their own plane, right?
Daisy: Big deal.
Ashlee: It is, it is. It is an awesome plane.
Daisy: I just don't want to go on a trip with this guy that I hardly know.
Ashlee: Well, then... you should call him back and tell him that he has to take us with you.
Christina: Can you do that? You call him back right now and tell him that you will not go anywhere without your friends.
Christina: And then you won't have to be with him alone.
Daisy: You don't get it: I don't want to owe a Spaulding anything.
Ashlee: But he's a cute Spaulding.
Christina: And, besides, what are you going to be doing if you're here? Hanging out with us at the mall.
Daisy: Yeah, why not?
Ashlee: Because there are lots of malls in Florida that we can go to after we ride all of the really fun rides.
Christina: Call him. Ask him.
Daisy: You call him.
Christina: I am not calling him. He doesn't want to get with me.
Daisy: He doesn't want to get with me either. He just knows that this annoys me.
Shayne: Does Mr. Mallet know that you planted drugs on poor unsuspecting Clarice?
Marina: No. No, no. Why should he know? No! There is no reason for him to know, okay? I don't have a single regret for what I did. Look, Shayne, I'm not proud of myself, okay? I've realized a lot of things since I got that baby, and I think that's why I had to quit the force. I love being a mom, and there's nothing that I wouldn't do for that kid.
Remy: Relax, okay. The lab will get the you D.N.A. results pretty quick, all right?
Dinah: Thank you. Thank you.
Remy: Keep me posted.
Dinah: I will. I have to go.
Shayne: Hi. Have to go? All right. I'm ready to go. Let's go.
Dinah: No, it's all right. You can stay and talk to Marina. You know, I've got to go to WSPR and handle a few things, okay?
Shayne: Okay. Bye.
Marina: Hey, Dinah, thank you for stopping by again. I wouldn't have my son if it weren't for you.
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Bill: (Laughs) So do you like it?
Lizzie: How do they keep from hurting each other?
Bill: I think it's just good choreography. They practice, you know.
Lizzie: That fire looks real.
Bill: Oh, I think the fire is real. They just know where not to walk.
Lizzie: That's amazing. Look! He just flew across the entire stage!
Bill: I know. It's cool, huh?
Lizzie: It's romantic.
Bill: You think so?
Lizzie: Yeah. You know, it's what every girl wants. Her prince charming to come sweeping into her life, battle monsters, fight through fires, forge mountains, and rescue her, you know. Then, of course, bring the treasure to her. (Laughs)
Bill: So that's what girls want, huh?
Lizzie: Well, just in our wildest dreams. We are aware that we won't get it.
Bill: So, are you ready?
Lizzie: Not quite.
Bill: That's okay. That's okay. You know what we're going to do? We will go to the other park, and we will work our way up to it, okay? All right. Come on.
Bill: Let's go. Look, this one does not go upside down.
Lizzie: There is a mummy who is very hard to kill.
Bill: Okay, Lizzie, if we're going to work our way up to the rollercoaster, we have to find a middle ground between Fievel and the Hulk, and I think The Mummy is it.
Lizzie: Is it dark and noisy? Does it go really fast?
Bill: Probably. But there are seats that hold you tight. Look! Okay. We are buckled in. Are you scared?
Lizzie: No, not out here.
Bill: Good. We're going to practice. Hold onto the bar. All right? Here we go. Here we go. We're riding along. Giant fireballs!
Bill: A terrifying face that turns into sand.
Bill: Darkness! Thrills! Chills! Flashing lights... oh, no, and, and The Mummy who is coming faster!
Lizzie: (Laughs) Okay, you're right. This is scary.
Bill: Okay. So you jumped and you got it out of your system. Can we go on the ride now?
Bill: I will hold your hand.
James: Is Daisy here?
Lynn: Daisy? No, I haven't seen her.
James: When you do, will you give her this?
James: Thank you.
Rick: Huh? Yeah, you see that? Good. Was wondering when you would get here. First one to 11 wins. Does that sound good? I mean, do you have any skills left? That's the question.
Rick: Now you're scaring me. (Laughs) Let's go.
Shayne: No, no, no. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I want to get the new family. Get out of the way. Let me get the new family together.
Shayne: You guys stay right there. Is he ready? Are you ready, little man?
Marina: I think he's passed out, but that's all right.
Shayne: That's all right. One, two... wow. You guys should see your faces. Look at this. Nice, I hope you guys are that happy forever.
Dinah: So how long before you get the results?
Tech: It depends on how clean the samples are.
Dinah: And if they're a match, you'll be able to tell?
Tech: That's what we do.
Dinah: Okay, thank you. I hope that nun was lying.
Phillip: Game point. It's going to be humiliating.
Rick: Oh, by the way, does this bring back any memories?
Phillip: I believe this is the last place we saw each other, wasn't it?
Rick: I think before you tried to take the kids and stick me with a needle.
Phillip: As I recall, you were going to stick me with it first. You just weren't quick enough.
Rick: Oh, really?
Rick: Really? Well, bring it on, big guy.
Phillip: Oh, oh, yeah. No, no.
Rick: Who's quicker now, buddy. Who?
Phillip: Come on?
Rick: All right, you're going to get humiliated, man. Yes! Yes! I know, it's painful. It always ends that way. Oh, a beautiful hook shot. That was beautiful.
Phillip: Good game.
Rick: Thanks. Nice try.
Phillip: You do know how sorry I am.
Rick: Come on. You better get back, you better get back before they realize you're gone. Oh, here.
Phillip: What are these?
Rick: The keys to the Bauer cabin. Give you a chance to think and maybe just have some time to yourself. Probably need it. It's yours.
Phillip: Hey, thanks, pal.
Rick: You're welcome, buddy.
Shayne: Look at that this. Got you a toothbrush. For when you stay the night.
Dinah: (Laughs) You got me a toothbrush?
Shayne: Is it... it's too soon for toothbrushes?
Dinah: No, no, no. It's perfect.
Shayne: I just wanted you-- I wanted you to know how happy I am with you. We went half way around the world together, and I still like you.
Dinah: I like you, too.
Dinah: I like you, too. You know I want you just to be happy, right? You know that.
Christina: Daisy, you have the chance to do something fun and exciting. That's just what you said you wanted earlier, excitement.
Ashlee: Yeah, I can't believe you're not going for it.
Daisy: Duh, James Spaulding is not half as exciting as he thinks he is.
Ashlee: I know! But who cares? It's a free trip.
Lynn: Daisy, something came for you while you were at the party.
Daisy: What is it?
Lynn: I don't know. I didn't look.
Daisy: How did it get here?
Lynn: That Spaulding kid brought it.
Ashlee: James? Oh, my God. Oh, my God, they're plane tickets. Oh, my gosh. Here, read it.
Daisy: Oh, no, you go ahead, really.
Ashlee: Okay, um... "I thought you wanted-- you might want to bring a couple of your wingmen. We'll have fun. Call me when you land." Oh, my God, we're going to Orlando. Oh, my God!
Daisy: Oh, no, we're not.
Christina: He got you plane tickets!
Daisy: Big deal.
Christina: It is a huge deal. No guy has ever done anything like that for me.
Daisy: I'm not going.
Ashlee: Well, I am.
Christina: He didn't invite you.
Ashlee: Yes, he did. I'm wingman number one.
Christina: You can't be a wingman if there is no pilot.
Ashlee: Well, I'm going. My ticket. I'm going. Are you going?
Christina: Okay. I've never been to Orlando.
Daisy: Fine. You guys go. I don't care. We need sodas.
Christina: Oh, my God, they're first class. (Laughter)
Beth: I just found out about this. Of course, we'll get you out of here.
Phillip: No. It's okay. I'm all right. I'm all right. Actually, it's okay. I think I can get myself out of here. What's going on. You all right?
Beth: It's just, you know, your father. He's at it again.
Phillip: That's shocking. What now?
Beth: Listen to this craziness. He finds out that Bill has taken Lizzie down to Florida, to Universal Studios for a vacation.
Beth: He now thinks the whole family has to go down to protect her.
Phillip: From what? (Laughs) What is it he thinks he's going to do with her at Universal Studios? Take her on too many rides. Fill her full of junk food before she spins upside down? Are you kidding me?
Beth: He's crazy. He's crazy! To hear him talk, he's going to rally the troops so we can storm the beaches. He's crazy.
Phillip: Oh. Well, I mean, you can handle him.
Beth: I'm not going. I'm not going on a trip with him. I'm not going anywhere while you're in here.
Phillip: Well, you can't let him go down there and sit on a rollercoaster between Bill and Lizzie. That would be a lot of fun for them.
Beth: I can't be in the same room as him.
Phillip: Beth, come on, you.... Lizzie is just starting to find herself. She's doing things that young people are supposed to do for the first time in her life. She's falling in love. She's figuring things out. Don't let him destroy that for her.
Beth: And how am I supposed to stop him?
Phillip: Well... I don't know. If you can't get him to stay here, then you've got to go down there and just keep him away from them.
Beth: Oh, and that will be so easy.
Phillip: I didn't say it's going to be easy. Nothing with Alan is easy. But I think we owe that much to our daughter, don't you? Well, don't you?
Beth: Yes! I do. You're right. I know you're right. I hate it when you're right.
Phillip: It doesn't happen very often.
Beth: No. Thank goodness for that. (Laughs)
Phillip: Just be careful and tell me what happens. And ride a rollercoaster for me.
Lizzie: That was so much fun. Where are we going next?
Bill: You have mastered unearthly terror. Let's see how you do with natural disaster. Okay. Aahhhhh!
Ashlee: Guys, I really need to buy some new clothes.
Daisy: Ash, you're going to have to buy new everything. You're so much thinner than last year. You can't wear anything from last summer.
Ashlee: Yeah, I know, but I don't feel like I have time to shop before we go.
Daisy: Then go to the mall in Florida.
Ashlee: We could but how long are we going to be there?
Christina: Three days. (All laugh)
Ashlee: So, where are we going to stay?
Daisy: Oh, it's warm down there. You can just sleep under a palm tree or something.
Ashlee: Hey, you and your sass could quit it. Because you could come down with us if you wanted to.
Daisy: I don't want to.
Christina: Look, it says we're supposed to check into the Lowe’s Royal Pacific. (All laugh)
Ashlee: You'd think I'd won a contest.
Christina: No one has ever done anything like this for me before.
Daisy: Oh, thank you, Daisy. I'm so glad I'm your friend, Daisy.
Ashlee: Of course we're glad that you're our friend, Daisy. So, you know, we should buy some of those, like, little bottles like, shampoo and things.
Christina: Oh, no. They'll have all of that at the hotel.
Ashlee: We only have a few hours to pack. I should really make a packing list.
Ashlee: Yeah. I'm Doris' daughter. We make lists. That's what we do.
Ashlee: Good place to start. Sneakers and, um, sandals and dress shoes and a pair of heels in case we go out.
Ashlee: No, no, no. Shorts.
Daisy: You guys are so easy.
Christina: Bathing suits, too.
Ashlee: Okay. And a sun dress. Maybe we should get sun block here. I know I should because I need a really high S.P.F. because I burn so easily.
Remy: Sun block? Where you going, Ash?
Ashlee: Don't ask. Christine and I are going to Universal Studios in Florida!
Christina: First class, for three days! (Screaming)
Daisy: They've been doing that for like half an hour.
Remy: Did you guys win a contest or something?
Ashlee: No, no. James Spaulding. He wanted to take Daisy, but she wouldn't go.
Christina: He bought tickets for her friends, so we're going.
Remy: What's the catch? What does he want?
Ashlee: Well, I think he just wants to have sex with Daisy.
Daisy: Dude, I hardly know him.
Ashlee: Oh, but he wants to know you.
Remy: So you and Ashlee are flying together with James? Are you guys staying in the same room?
Christina: We have our own room.
Ashlee: We think. I mean, I don't know. Maybe James is bringing more people.
Remy: Don't you guys think you should figure that out before you go?
Christina: You know, sometimes you have to go for it, live in the moment.
Christina: Okay. We really should get going.
Ashlee: Oh, right, yeah.
Christina: Look, I'll call when we get there. Okay?
Remy: What was that? What's going on, Daisy?
Daisy: I think that the Spaulding’s are going on some sort of freak family vacation, and James doesn't want to get stuck on a rollercoaster alone with Alan.
Remy: So it's not just James? It's the Spaulding’s?
Daisy: That would be my guess, and that is why I am not going.
Remy: Christina has no idea what she's getting herself into. She thinks Alan is some nice old man who just had a heart attack.
Daisy: Ha ha, well, she will learn. And then maybe she'll try to shoot him, too.
Remy: You're not making me feel better.
James: Hi. I need tickets to the Blue Man Group tomorrow night. Get me four, just in case. And I need to request a friend be pulled out of the audience. Yeah. It's Daisy Lemay, L-E-M-A-Y. Great. Thanks.
Lizzie: You know...
Bill: No talking.
James: All packed. Let's go.
Alan: Terrific. Um, wait a minute. Is this all you're taking? We're going to be down there for several days.
James: Toothbrush, underwear, camera. All set.
Alan: Well, I am glad that someone in our family appreciates all of the hard work that I've gone through to make this possible.
James: Absolutely. Yeah, so how much family stuff do I have to show up for? I have friends coming.
Alan: Friends? James, this is a family trip. This is a mission. We have to rescue your sister from that buckaroo, Bill Lewis. We have to remind her of how important her family is.
James: Yeah. How long do you think that's going to take? Because I need to spend some serious pool time with my friends.
Alan: I'm sure you're going to have plenty of time to relax around the pool.
James: Excellent. Let's do this.
Alan: Let's just wait a few more minutes. I'm hoping your mother is going to change her mind and go with us.
James: Okay. Let me know when we're leaving.
Lizzie: No. No, I don't think so.
Bill: Oh we're done?
Lizzie: Yeah. The show is awesome.
Bill: That stays there then. Did you like it? Did you like that?
Lizzie: I do. I loved it.
Bill: Fantastic show, by the way. Fantastic. Wonderful. Look at that. It's for you.
Lizzie: Thank you.
Bill: Yes. Good-bye. Good-bye.
Mallet: He's going... he's out.
Marina: I like it when he goes to sleep, but I think I like it better when he wakes up and I get to look at him.
Mallet: Yeah, I know.
Marina: I never thought life could be this perfect.
Mallet: Yeah. I have everything a man could ever want.
Marina: I don't ever want it to change.
Mallet: No, it won’t. It won't, baby.
Lara: Dinah will help you. She'll help us.
Remy: What? No. That's not what I said. I said I need your cheapest flight to Orlando, Florida. That's the cheapest flight you have? Oh, no, it's fine, I, I don't have a choice. There is somebody there who may need my help.
Christina: What did you pack in that suitcase. I thought you were going to get all new clothes in Florida?
Ashlee: I was, but then I borrowed some from Doris. She has all of this amazing resort wear. I-- who knew? She never goes anywhere, but she has all of this great stuff.
Christina: Well, we're going to need to get a taxi.
Ashlee: Oh, no. I called one already. It's going to be here in a few minutes. (Screaming)
Daisy: Are you two going to do this the whole time we're gone?
Ashlee: We're? Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy! Oh, my gosh!
Christina: What made you change your mind?
Daisy: You know what? I figured, why should I lose time with my friends just because James Spaulding is footing the bill? And the Spaulding’s-- they owe me, anyway. (Screaming) Okay. Let's go.
Ashlee: Oh, my gosh, I can't believe we're going. We're going to Universal Studios!
Alan: Well, I'm glad that you came to your senses, Beth.
Beth: Can we just do this and not talk about it?
Alan: Is Peyton ready?
Beth: Peyton is going to be staying with her grandmother her Aunt Alex. No reason that everybody should have to suffer.
Alan: I think this is going to be a very good trip for all of us. We're going to have family experiences we've never had had before.
Alan: Well, James, let's go build a few family memories. What do you say, son?
Beth: I'm going to be sick, and I haven't even been on a rollercoaster yet.
Lizzie: Thank you. I don't think I've felt this care-free, and happy... since ever.
Bill: Good. Good. It's just what I wanted to give you. That's all I wanted. I'm just so happy that everything worked out. And I'm sorry that you didn't have that kind of childhood, but...
Lizzie: Well, now I know what it feels like. And I will never forget it.
Lizzie: Never ever.
Bill: Good. Good. Because you deserve it.
Lizzie: Yeah, I do.
Bill: Yeah, you do. You do. So that's it. That's it. No troubles. No troubles weighing us down, right? Nothing in our past that sets holding us back, slowing us up, nothing, right? For us, it's this moment. And forward. Lizzie Spaulding... you're all grown up.
Lizzie: And I am all yours.
Next on "Guiding Light"...
Bill: I need something very important. Your daughter's hand in marriage. Do I have your permission?
Phillip: I need you to cover for me while I go to Florida. This could be her one chance at real happiness, Rick, and you and I both know what happens if you let that one get away.
Bill: Tell me what's the perfect date, hmm?
Lizzie: Not that.
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