General Hospital Transcript Monday 5/4/15

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Brad: Lucas Jones... will you marry me?

[Audience murmuring]

Lucas: Wha... [Laughs] Wow. Uh...

Brad: [Chuckles] Come on. Don't leave a guy hanging.

Lucas: Listen, I know you're caught up in the moment, so I'm gonna give you an out. Don't ask me this unless you mean it.

Brad: I am caught up in the moment. But that doesn't mean I don't mean every word. I'm not walking away.

Lucas: Neither am I.

Brad: So does that mean...

Lucas: Yeah.

Brad: Yes?

[All cheering]

Lucas: Whoa. Hold on. Yes. Brad Cooper, I will marry you.

[Cheers and applause]

Lucas: You're insane. You know that?

Brad: You're the one who's marrying me.

[Kiss]

[Cheers and applause]

Carly: You're pretty quiet.

Jake: Yeah, well, there's a lot to process.

Carly: I know. It had to be awful hearing that you've been lied to and manipulated by Ric and your so-called wife. There's an upside, though. You know, you can move on with your life. And don't -- don't let the anger you have towards them ruin what you still have.

Jake: Frankly, they're not the only ones that I'm angry with.

Carly: Well, who else?

Jake: Who do you think, Carly? Why did you do that to Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: I don't care if Jake doesn't know who he is. I don't care if he ever remembers.

Nikolas: You will care.

Elizabeth: I'm finally gonna do what makes me happy. Jake is free. He wants to be with me. I want to be with him. We're gonna be together.

Nikolas: Elizabeth! Elizabeth, Jake is Jason.

Elizabeth: What did you just say?

Nikolas: Jake Doe is really Jason Morgan.

Elizabeth: What are you talking about? Jason is dead.

Nikolas: No, he's not. He's alive...

Elizabeth: Stop. Stop.

Nikolas: ...And he's in that ballroom.

Elizabeth: Just stop it.

Nikolas: I'm telling you. You have to believe me.

Elizabeth: You're lying! You're lying.

Nikolas: No --

Elizabeth: You don't want me with Jake. You want me for yourself, and so you're making all of this up.

Nikolas: Listen to me. I am not lying to you. Okay? Yes, I-I -- I have feelings for. Always have, always will, be it love or friends or -- or whatever, somewhere in between. That's why I'm telling you, okay? I can't just -- I can't just sit by and watch while the rug is pulled out from under you yet again. You don't deserve that.

Elizabeth: I don't deserve this.

Nikolas: I-I swear on my son's life I am telling you the truth! Jake is Jason.

Elizabeth: My -- my patient, my friend, the man who lived in my house you're telling me was Jason the entire time?

Nikolas: Yes.

Elizabeth: Well, if this is true, how would you know?

Nikolas: Helena told me. She's known who Jake is from the very beginning.

Carly: Do you think I enjoyed it?

Jake: Didn't you?

Carly: Yeah, I did. I did. I loved seeing Ric Lansing get exactly what he deserved.

Jake: That's great. In the process, you humiliated Elizabeth. Did that not occur to you at all?

Carly: Yes. Of course, it did. But I had to be loud and public. I told you how dangerous Ric was.

Jake: Look, I know what he did to you was terrible --

Carly: It's not just me, okay? He hurt a lot of people. Many people. Ask Elizabeth. And he always manages to survive because, just like any good lawyer, if you give him the opportunity to build an argument, he's gonna convince people to give him a second chance. I couldn't let that happen, Jake. I had to blindside Ric so he's out of all of our lives.

Jake: And in doing so, you blindsided Elizabeth.

Carly: She shouldn't have been with him. If there would have been another way, I would have taken it. Don't you understand?

Julian: Welcome to the family, Brad.

Brad: Thank you, Mr. Jerome.

Julian: Please, call me Julian.

Brad: Okay.

Julian: [Chuckles] Well, I can only imagine this is gonna bode well for my expansion into the Wu territories. [Chuckles]

Brad: Oh, um, I-I don't --

Lucas: He's -- he's joking. You're joking, right?

Brad: [Laughs]

Julian: [Laughs]

Lucas: [Laughs]

Lucy: Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo. Hi. Congratulations to you. Congratulations!

Lucas: Aw. Thank you.

Lucy: Wow. Congratulations. Mwah!

Brad: Thank you.

Lucy: I am so happy for both of you. But listen, uh, Dr. Jones, Magic Milo is about to start.

Lucas: Oh. Oh. Okay.

Lucy: Yes, yes.

Lucas: Wh-- um...which -- this? Okay. Uh, we'll pick up the celebration later?

Brad: Yes. Okay.

Lucas: Oh! Hey. No looking at any other dudes except for your boyfriend, right?

Brad: Fiancé.

Lucas: Fiancé.

Emma: There you are. Are you okay?

Cameron: No. My mom's really sad Ric was lying to her. I guess this means they're not getting married.

Emma: I'm sorry. If you're too upset, we don't have to do our number.

Cameron: No. I don't want anything else to ruin this night for us.

Emma: Okay. Come on.

[Cheers and applause]

Lucy: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so pleased to introduce this next number. This number has become a tradition for the Nurses' Ball. First, they gave it to you. Next, they shook you all night long. And this year, they're going to deliver a new sensation. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, hold on to those seats, Magic Milo and the Magic Wands! Yeah!

[Cheers and applause, INXS' "New Sensation" plays]

Singer: Live, baby, live now that the day is over I got a new sensation in perfect moments we're so impossible to refuse sleep, baby, sleep now that the night is over and the sun comes like a god into our room all perfect light and promises got a hold on you a new sensation a new sensation right now it's gonna take you over a new sensation a new sensation dream, baby, dream of all that's come and going and you will find out in the end there really is there really is no difference

[Audience cheers as Michael, Milo, Lucas, Nathan, TJ, & Felix bump & grind]

Singer: Ha! Cry, baby, cry when you've got to get it out I'll be your shoulder you can tell me all don't keep it in ya well, that's the reason why I'm here hey, hey are you ready for a new sensation a new sensation right now gonna take you on a new sensation a new sensation trumpet a new sensation a new sensation hey a new sensation hate, baby, hate when there's nothing left for you you're only human what can you do? It'll soon be over don't let your pain take over you love, baby, love it's written all over your face there's nothing better we could do than live forever well, that's all we've got to do hey!

Spinelli: Is it necessary for her to immerse herself so intently in this gratuitous display?

Maxie: Totally.

Singer: Right now I got a hold on you a new sensation a new sensation a new sensation I'm gonna take you over a new sensation a new sensation right now

[All cheering]

Singer: Got a hold on you a new sensation a new sensation

[Cheering intensifies as the guys strip down to their undies]

Singer: A new sensation a new sensation a new sensation

[Cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause]

Olivia: Yo, Epiphany! Isn't this the part you're supposed to tell the guys to drop their drawers?

Epiphany: What, are you crazy? Why would I give away the milk for free when I've already bought the cow?

Olivia: [Laughs]

Epiphany: Because Magic Milo is all mine.

[Cheers and applause]

Dante: Ha, ha, ha, I got you.

Valerie: You totally did.

Dante: You, uh, trying to check out some loot?

Valerie: Well, Lucy mentioned, in addition to sponsoring the ball, Aveeno was sending along some extra swag in the gift bags. It's my fave.

Dante: You want to take that back to your seat, don't you?

Valerie: Yes! But I'm not going back to my seat. So I'm going to show some restraint and good taste and wait until the ball is over.

Jake: I understand that your heart was in the right place. I just wish you went about it a little differently.

Carly: Fair enough. I am sorry. I'm sorry about all of it. I really am. Are we still friends?

Jake: [Scoffs] "Are we still friends?" Can I get rid of you?

Carly: Nope.

Jake: No.

Carly: [Laughs]

Jake: Thank you.

Carly: You don't have to thank me.

Jake: Yes. Yes, I do. If you hadn't have been, well, you, I'd still be married.

Carly: [Laughs]

Jake: Ha! Yeah. And Elizabeth would be engaged.

Elizabeth: I don't understand what you're saying.

Nikolas: [Sighs] Jason and Helena were both at the Crichton-Clark facility. There was an explosion.

Elizabeth: I know that.

Nikolas: They managed to escape. The next night, Jason was hit by a car.

Elizabeth: Oh, my God. From the minute I saw him, I felt a connection... ...like I knew this man. I just didn't know why.

Nikolas: I know. Explains a lot. What? When he woke up... when he woke up, he remembered me. And I asked his name, and he said Jake. He wasn't remembering his name. He was remembering our son. So it's true. He's Jason. Jake is really Jason.

Nikolas: Yeah.

Spencer: Not so fast!

Emma: Spencer, what are you doing here?

Cameron: And why are you dressed like Zorro?

Spencer: I'm the phantom of the Nurses' Ball, you uncultured townie. And I'm here to whisk Emma on a romantic, gothic adventure through the catacombs of Wyndemere. I don't have a gondola just yet, but I used father's credit card, so give it six to eight weeks.

Emma: I'm not going anywhere with you, Spencer.

Spencer: You'd rather be with Cameron.

Emma: I'm not with anyone. Cameron and I are friends, and we have a number to perform.

Spencer: So why can't you be with me? It's because my face, isn't it?

Emma: No. I already told you, I don't care how you look. You're still the same person underneath the mask. That's the problem. You treat me like some prize to be won, and I'm not.

Spencer: Just say it. You think I'm hideous!

Emma: And you don't listen! Sorry, Spencer. I really hope you find a way to be happy again.

Cameron: Come on. Let's go.

Spencer: You are not gonna get away with this.

Lucy: Now, listen, I think the only way we can follow up steaming-hot men, of course, is with steaming-hot women. Let's give it up for the Haunted Starlets! Whoo!

[Cheers and applause]

[Guitar strums]

Sabrina: Dear future husband here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life awwww take me on a date, I deserve a break and don't forget the flowers every anniversary 'cause if you treat me right, I'll be the perfect wife buying groceries, buy, buying what you need you got that nine-to-five, but, baby, so do I so don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies I never learned to cook, but I can write a hook sing along with me, sing, sing along with me you gotta know how to treat me like a lady even when I'm acting crazy tell me everything's all right dear future husband here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life dear future husband if you wanna get that special lovin' tell me I'm beautiful each and every night after every fight, just apologize and maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right even if I was wrong you know I'm never wrong why disagree? Why, why disagree? You gotta know how to treat me like a lady even when I'm acting crazy tell me everything's all right dear future husband here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life dear future husband make time for me, don't leave me lonely and know we'll never see your family more than mine I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed open doors for me, and you might get some [Gasps] Kisses don't have a dirty mind, just be a classy guy buy me a ring, buy, buy me a ring you gotta know how to treat me like a lady even when I'm acting crazy tell me everything's all right dear future husband here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life hey, baby dear future husband if you wanna get that special lovin' tell me I'm beautiful each and every night oh, oh, future husband, better love me right

[Cheers and applause]

Patrick: [Whistles]

Nathan: She looks... beautiful up there.

Spinelli: That is affirmative. Heh.

Nathan: Uh, and Maxie does, too.

Spinelli: Huh? Oh, yes. Uh, so does...Ellie.

[Tango music playing]

[Cheers and applause]

[Emma & Cameron dance a tango]

[Audience gasps, murmurs as sand bags fall from the ceiling]

Patrick: What the hell?

Cameron: That almost hit us.

Emma: Yeah.

Anna: Emma. Emma, get down. Get down. Come here, sweetheart. Come on.

Spencer: 'Tis I, the phantom of the Nurses' Ball! You all think of me as a monster. Well, then, I'm gonna give you a monster!

Jake: I should've trusted you.

Carly: Next time you'll know better.

Jake: Yes, absolutely. Next time a complete stranger knocks on my door claiming to be my wife, I'm just gonna send her right over to you.

Carly: You have nothing to worry about. Ric is probably the only person slimy enough to hire you a fake wife. [Laughs]

Jake: I hope you're right. But now that, uh, Hayden and Ric are out of the picture... ...maybe there's a chance with me and Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: When did you find out?

Nikolas: You remember that day when you walked in on me and Helena and you heard me... say that I was lying to you about something?

Elizabeth: That was months ago, Nikolas. You've known this whole time and you kept it to yourself?

Nikolas: Yes.

Elizabeth: Why? Why? Jason has a right to his life. He's a father, for God's sake. And he's a husband. How -- wh-what about Sam and Danny? Or [Scoffs] What about Carly, Michael, Sonny, or Emily? What would she think, Nikolas? Her brother meant the world to her.

Nikolas: She -- she would never forgive me.

Elizabeth: No, that's where you're wrong. 'Cause once you told her that Helena was forcing you to keep her secret, she'd understand. Because that's what happened, right? Your grandmother threatened you? Or Spencer? Or...?

Nikolas: [Sighs] She threatened to send me to prison for something I had done. But she shouldn't have bothered.

Elizabeth: Why not?

Nikolas: [Sighs] I have been planning a takeover of ELQ for months. And I knew that if it had come out that Jason was alive... ...it would've ruined everything.

Elizabeth: What are you saying?

Nikolas: I'm saying that I stayed quiet because I chose to.

Elizabeth: [Slaps Nikolas]

Spencer: [Sniffles] You're all afraid! Well, you should be. 'Cause you never know when the masked monster will strike. What pox will the phantom vex upon the Nurses' Ball? Laxatives in the champagne? Or itching powder in the gowns? The mystery is the thrill of it all.

Anna: Wait, let's just --

Lulu: Okay, where is Nikolas?

Dante: I think he went to find Elizabeth.

Brad: Did I have too many celebratory shots, or did Spencer just pull an Andrew Lloyd Webber on the ball?

Lulu: Spencer, buddy, what's going on?

Spencer: Nothing.

Lulu: You could've really hurt Cameron and Emma with that stunt you pulled. Why would you do that?

Spencer: What about what Cameron did to me? He deliberately started the fire that scarred my face. Now everyone thinks I'm hideous.

Lulu: No one thinks that.

Emma: I tried telling him, but he wouldn't listen.

Anna: Okay, okay. Come on, sweetheart. Come sit down. Come on.

Lulu: We're gonna go talk to your dad. Okay. Are they okay?

Patrick: Yeah, I think they're fine. You going to find Nikolas? I'm gonna go find Elizabeth. Come on.

Lucy: You can go check on Emma, you know.

Duke: Anna and Patrick have the situation handled.

Lucy: You still love her.

Duke: Yes. With every fiber of my being.

Lucy: Then, damn it, Duke Lavery, you go and fight for her!

Jake: You know, before Hayden showed up, Elizabeth and I, we were -- we were on the verge of something. I-I don't know. It was... it was real.

Carly: I remember.

Jake: I got to go find her.

Carly: Jake, wait. Honey, are you sure you want to rush into a relationship with Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: Why would you do this to me? To everyone who cares about Jason? To Jason himself? He's never been anything but decent to you.

Nikolas: I know. I agree.

Elizabeth: Then why?!

Nikolas: Why? I'll tell you. The last two years of my life have been a complete disaster, constantly being jerked around, taken advantage of. Let me tell you something. I'm reclaiming my life.

Elizabeth: Oh, you mean your power?

Nikolas: Yes, that is part of it. But I also believe that most of the people Jason loves, even Jason himself, are better off.

Elizabeth: Are you insane?

Nikolas: Sam is in love with Patrick now. He can give her a better life, more so than Jason ever could.

Elizabeth: That is not your call to make!

Nikolas: Think about it. Think about it for a minute. Jason has always been torn between the mob and his family. He never put Danny or Sam first. And Patrick will. He already has.

Elizabeth: So, what changed? Why? Why are you coming clean tonight?

Nikolas: Because I can't stand to see you in pain. When you said you were going back to Jake...

Elizabeth: Jason.

Nikolas: ...I just felt that I -- Jason. Jason. I knew that if you two became a couple, if you started to invest and then the truth came out, it would be that much more devastating for you. So I felt I needed to tell you.

Elizabeth: Well, thank you for that much.

Nikolas: Wh-where -- where are you going?

Elizabeth: To tell Jason the truth.

Lucy: You have got to go just talk to her.

Duke: There's no point. She's made her choice, and I have to live with mine.

Lucy: Really? So what? Is that what you really want, to both live your lives absolutely miserable? That is not the best option. That is not!

Duke: It -- it may not be the best, but it is the only one.

Felix: Let's make some noise for the hostess with the mostess, Lucy Coe!

Lucy: Oh, brother. That is a crock, and you know it!

[Cheers and applause as the curtain rises & Lucy stands there in her teddy]

Jake: Listen to me. She makes me happy.

Carly: I want you to be happy. I really do. But w-- but we don't know who you were before. What if you have a whole life out there and -- and you and Elizabeth, you guys get together... and you have a wife and a kid and you remember everything? Or -- or what if your family finds you?

Jake: What if none of those things ever happen? Hmm? What am I supposed to do? Put my life on hold? I don't think I'm gonna remember anything, Carly. And if I do, I'll deal with the fallout then. But right now, there's this woman, and I like her. And I'm pretty sure she likes me, too.

Carly: Pretty sure?

Jake: Yeah.

Carly: [Laughs]

Jake: So I'm gonna fight for this. Be nice if you had my back.

Carly: Isn't it obvious by now? I always have your back.

Nikolas: You're absolutely positive you want to tell Jason?

Elizabeth: What other choice is there, Nikolas? Jason has been lied to for months about who he really is. And his wife and closest friends are in that audience. They deserve to know the truth. He deserves to know.

Nikolas: Then I won't stop you.

[Door closes]

Carly: Hey. What's going on?

Lucas: Hey, sis. [Laughs] Uh, sorry. We'll catch up with you tomorrow. Spoiler alert -- we're engaged.

Carly: What? Wait! [Scoffs]

[Cheers and applause]

Sloane: Is this normal for the Nurses' Ball?

Anna: Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, yes.

Lucy: A-as usual, this is really not what it looks like. Actually, what this is is Mr. Lavery was so very concerned that the tango got interrupted yet again that he volunteered to step in.

Duke: I did?

Lucy: Yes, you did! He did. And so, ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. Duke Lavery doing the tango with Special Agent Anna Devane!

Anna: What's this, now?

[Cheers and applause]

Lucy: Go!

Duke: Lucy, we did not discuss this! Anna? Will you join me, please? For old times' sake?

[Tango music playing]

[Music ends]

[Cheers and applause]

Spencer: Father's gonna be furious, isn't he?

Lulu: I think, like the rest of us, he's gonna be more concerned than anything else.

Dante: I think you're having a tough time right now, buddy. And why wouldn't you? I mean, no kid should have to go through what you did with that fire.

Lulu: Right. But it's no excuse to hurt anyone else. What if one of those sand bags had hit Cameron? Or Emma?

Spencer: I'm sorry.

Lulu: I know that you are.

Spencer: Can you please just leave me alone now?

Lulu: As soon as your dad gets home.

Spencer: That could be hours!

Lulu: And we can wait.

Spencer: Aunt Lulu, please. I'm not gonna do anything stupid.

Dante: Come on. Let's, uh -- let's give him some space, here.

Lulu: I'm gonna check in on your tomorrow. I love you.

Spencer: I love you, too.

Dante: See you, buddy.

Lulu: I'm really not comfortable with this.

Dante: What? The poor guy is mortified, okay? The last thing he needs is his aunt and uncle hovering around him, right? I mean, you can keep an eye on him, right?

Valerie: Yeah, of course. He'll be fine.

Spencer: [Sighs] I said I wanted to be alone. Mother?

[Cheers and applause]

[Guitars play]

Emma: When I close my eyes to go to sleep I get so excited to count the sheep 'cause when I dream, there's nothing I can't do I could be a doctor, a lawyer, a racecar driver I'll fly to the moon and in the shooting stars, I'll dance in the glitter 'cause there's nothing I can't do

Both: Do, do-do, do, do do-do, do do, do-do, do, do do-do, do

Patrick: Oh, your eyes start their fluttering and I can see you're off and dreaming and I will spend my whole life watching you becoming you and you can be a doctor, a lawyer, a racecar driver you'll fly to the moon and in the shooting stars, you'll dance in the glitter 'cause there's nothing you can't do

Both: Doesn't mean there won't be mountains to climb but we can always take a magic carpet ride or days you feel like you want to hide so open those eyes and step into the light you could be a doctor, a lawyer, a racecar driver you'll fly to the moon and in the shooting stars, you'll dance in the glitter 'cause there's nothing I can't do when I'm old and gray, I want to hear you say

Emma: There's nothing I can't do

Both: When I'm old and gray, I'll still say there's nothing I can't do do, do-do, do, do do-do, do do, do-do, do, do do-do, do do, do-do, do, do do-do, do do, do-do, do, do do-do, do there's nothing I can't do

[Cheers and applause]

Lucy: [Chuckles] Wow. I have loved every single number we've been privileged to see tonight. But that was absolutely the most touching. Thank you two. It really speaks to why we're all here tonight. Because together -- together, there is nothing, nothing we can't do.

Elizabeth: Lucy, I'm so sorry. I-I don't mean to interrupt. I... um... there's something I need to say.

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