General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 8/13/14

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Olivia: Hey, Lulu. It's me. I know that you and Dante are at Maxie's wedding. I just want you to know that I got the message that you're gonna start hormone treatments tomorrow, and I just think that that is great. It's better than great. It's -- it's fantastic. It's amazing! And I can't believe I'm gonna be a grandmother again. So I just want you to know that if you need anything -- if you need a ride, a babysitter, a lasagna -- I am here for you. You kiss Rocco for me, okay? I love you guys. [Sighs] My baby's gonna have another baby. [Sniffles]

Sonny: 'Cause you see what you want to see, and you think you're in love when you're not. See, you've been lying to yourself this whole time, right? I've been letting you. I think you just need to... wake up.

[Door opens]

Carly: Oh.

Lucas: Whoa. Sorry. What hap-- you okay? I didn't mean to scare you.

Carly: No, no, I'm good. I, uh... I just dozed off. Yeah, I just dozed off.

Lucas: Hmm. Somebody's embarrassed.

Carly: Embarrassed? I'm not embarrassed. Give me my book. W-why would I be embarrassed? I just -- I was sleeping.

Lucas: Mm-hmm. Nice try, sis, but this ain't my first rodeo, okay? You were just having a naughty dream, weren't you?

Carly: What?

Lucas: [Laughs]

Carly: No, I was not.

Lucas: You totally were! Tell me, what depraved thing was Franco doing to you in that dream?

Franco: I need a towel. Anybody know where I can get a towel? Hello?

Felix: Oh.

Franco: Hi. I need a towel.

Felix: What happened to you?

Franco: Uh, psych ward delivered some patients to my art-therapy class. One of them really does not like still life. Dr. O said I could rinse off in here.

Felix: Dr. O.

Franco: Yeah. Liesl. Why? She's awesome.

Felix: Oh, please don't tell me you're on a first-name basis with that frau doktor Obrecht?

Franco: Why not? She's great. She gave me a job. She's a big fan of my work. I owe her. Get it? I "o" her.

Felix: Ah. Yeah. Okay. Be careful. She might just be fattening you up to steal one of your kidneys. Towels are up that way.

Franco: Oh, yeah? Thanks. You want to give me a sponge bath? For old time sake?

Felix: Towels are up that way.

Franco: Don't take this the wrong way. You know, I am a breeder, but I mean this as a compliment. The way you handle a loofah, you're gonna make a young man very happy someday.

Felix: [Sighs]

Nikolas: Hey, Britt. Hi.

Britt: Nikolas, hey. How's Spencer?

Nikolas: Still grounded from scaring the hell out of me. I just spent the entire board meeting texting Ross and Alfred, reminding them to watch him like a hawk.

Britt: Ross is on guard duty, too? [Chuckles]

Nikolas: Yes, well, as we all know, Alfred's reflexes aren't as quick as they used to be, so I decided Spencer needed an extra set of eyes on him.

Britt: Spencer is a very resourceful kid.

Nikolas: Yes, he is. I swear, I'm gonna microchip him.

Britt: Look, I'm about to take my dinner break. Would you want to grab something at the cafeteria with me? It's green-Jell-O day.

[Both chuckle]

Nikolas: As appetizing as that sounds, I already have plans.

Elizabeth: Ready?

Lucy: Now, there's just one more thing we need to do before we can recite our vows, and I think you all know what that is. I need to ask each and every one of you here if there is any reason that you know why these two cannot be joined in matrimony. You need to speak now or forever hold your peace.

Levi: [Exhales deeply]

Lucy: Well, all righty, then. We got that out of the way, so, shall we continue on with the vows?

Levi: Absolutely.

Dante: Holy crap.

Nathan: [Muffled] Get me out of this thing! [Panting]

Lucy: Levi, do you take Mariah Maximiliana Jones to be your lawfully wedded wife? Do you promise to love, cherish, and protect her, forsaking all others, and holding only unto her?

Levi: I do.

Dante: Okay, go, go. What the hell happened to you?

Nathan: Levi happened.

Dante: Dunkleman did this to you?

Nathan: Yes! We can't let him marry Maxie.

Lucy: And do you, Maxie, take Levi Dunkleman to be your lawfully wedded husband? Do you promise to love, cherish, and protect him, forsaking all others, and holding only unto him?

Maxie: [Sighs]

Carly: Okay, you know what? Lucas, you need to get your mind out of the gutter. I-I dozed off. I fell asleep, I woke up, I was disoriented. I wasn't having some crazy, kinky, weird sex dream.

Lucas: Wow, try saying that again with feeling this time.

Carly: I'm not gonna get into this with you.

Lucas: Oh, which means that there's something to get into. Come on. We're adults. A little fantasy's fun. There's nothing to be embarrassed about, unless it wasn't Franco you were dreaming about.

Carly: Okay. I'm officially changing the subject.

Lucas: Oh, nice try. But I don't think we're gonna find anything near as interesting as this.

Carly: Oh, I do. We could talk about what I walked in on the other night.

Lucas: What night? I don't know what you're talking about.

Carly: Yeah, you do. What's going on between you, brad, and Felix?

Brad: Oh, I -- I didn't realize you were here.

Felix: Yeah, neither did I. I mean, I -- I didn't realize you were here. I knew exactly where I was.

Brad: Obviously.

Felix: Yeah.

Brad: Well, I -- I should get dressed.

Felix: Yeah, yeah. Totally. [Chuckles nervously]

Brad: Would you just -- I'm gonna go...this way.

Felix: Yeah.

Franco: What the hell was that?

Elizabeth: Clocked out and ready to go. Hello, Britt.

Britt: Hi.

Nikolas: Elizabeth and I were just heading to Kelly's, if you care to join us.

Elizabeth: Uh, yeah. Uh, sure. Please do.

Britt: Uh, no. No, that's okay. My break isn't that long. I will just grab something with brad.

Nikolas: Okay. Well, I never got a chance to really thank you for everything you did while Spencer was missing, so maybe I can... buy you a cup of coffee next week, maybe?

Britt: Yeah, coffee would be good. You two have fun.

Elizabeth: We will. Thanks.

Sonny: Can we -- can we talk now, for just one second?

Olivia: I'm not sure that I have anything to say to you, Sonny.

Sonny: I understand that, but I got something to say to you, and I -- if you'll let me. I'm happy that you're happy with Ned. And, I mean, I'm the first to admit we've had our differences, but, you know, he's -- he's a good enough guy.

Olivia: Yeah, I can tell the two of you are real close.

Sonny: Well, he's a Quartermaine, you know? And we don't see eye to eye. But he's better than some, and, I mean, he'll never be the kind of man that I am, and I'll never be the kind of man that he is. But maybe he treats you better than I could, so I'm not gonna get --

Olivia: Stop it! Stop it, Sonny. Just stop. [Sighs] I've been lying to you.

Nathan: [Groans]

Dante: Levi did this to you?

Nathan: Yeah, he hit me with the butt of his gun.

Dante: Mr. Peace, love, and happiness?

Nathan: It's all an act. He's a con man. He targeted Maxie before they met. He's never been in love with her. Been planning to rob her mother from the start.

Lucy: Maxie?

Maxie: Sorry.

Lucy: Oh, no. No, it's okay. It's perfectly normal to be nervous, really. I tell you what. Let's just try that again, shall we? Maxie, do you take Levi to be your husband?

Elizabeth: Spencer loves you. Don't you know little boys just like to get into trouble sometimes?

Nikolas: Especially -- especially Spencer.

Elizabeth: Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Nikolas: You don't have to. I mean, seriously, if there's any justice in this world, he will have a kid who is just as spirited as he is. And he -- he was at Carly's, relaxing with Josslyn, while I was at home, alone, going out of my mind.

Elizabeth: Yeah. Well, I mean, you weren't really home alone. I couldn't help but notice Britt was by your side the entire time.

Britt: I thought you were on top of this, mother. Elizabeth was supposed to be buried in shifts, too busy to latch on to Nikolas. Do something about it. [Sighs]

Brad: What's wrong with you?

Britt: Oh, you know, the usual. Just watching Nikolas and Elizabeth reconnect...again.

Brad: Mm. Tough break with her finding Spencer before you could arrange to pick him up and be the hero, huh?

Britt: Yeah, it was, captain obvious.

Brad: Hey. Misdirected anger much?

Britt: Sorry. I just had the pleasure of watching Nikolas and Elizabeth walk off into the sunset together. Literally.

Brad: Look on the bright side -- you were by his side the entire time Spencer was "missing." Has to count for something.

Britt: I guess so. He did initiate conversation with me for the first time in months.

Brad: Okay.

Britt: And then Elizabeth swanned right in.

Brad: But it sounds like things are better between you and Nikolas, right?

Britt: He asked me to join them at Kelly's.

Brad: And why didn't you go?

Britt: I am not gonna be some kind of third wheel. How awkward would that be? You know the saying -- "two's company, three is a crowd."

Lucas: Boys, boys, boys, there is an easy way to settle this.

Brad: Really?

Felix: How?

Lucas: You can both have me.

Brad: Not necessarily.

Franco: So you were about to tell me about you and towel boy.

Felix: Uh, no, I wasn't. [Scoffs]

Franco: You sure? 'Cause things seemed mighty awkward between you and, uh...

Felix: Brad.

Franco: Brad.

Felix: It -- it wasn't awkward.

Franco: No? You sure?

Felix: [Sighs] Look, it was nothing. We kind of sort of dated, we went on like two dates, and it didn't end well.

Franco: Uh, in my mind, it didn't end at all, 'cause those were gay sparks.

Felix: Okay, look, you may be dating Carly, but we're not exactly friends, so it's none of your business.

Franco: Oh, no, it's absolutely my business.

Felix: Excuse me?

Franco: Well, you maybe kind of sort of dated that guy, but you are very definitely kind of sort of dating Lucas.

Felix: Okay, Lucas and I are just friends.

Franco: Oh, come on, dude. I live there. I saw you. Friends don't cuddle up on the couch together and watch 10 episodes of "the golden girls" in a row. Well, maybe some friends do. But, hey, can you answer something for me? How do you even listen to that theme song? For me, it makes me want to be a sociopath all over again.

Felix: Okay, I hung out. I slept on the couch.

Franco: See, here's the thing. Carly and I are together, and Lucas is Carly's little brother. So if you hurt Lucas, by extension, you hurt Carly. So don't be sneaking around behind his back.

Felix: It wouldn't be exactly behind his back. [Sighs]

Franco: Huh. Go on.

Carly: You can tell there's some kind of triangle brewing between you boys.

Lucas: Okay, don't worry, sis. I know what I'm doing.

Carly: I don't doubt that. I believe you do. Felix is a friend of mine, so if you're gonna break his heart, can you break it gently?

Lucas: I'm not planning on breaking Felix's heart, okay?

Carly: Okay. So you're definitely not getting back together with brad.

Lucas: Well, I didn't say that, either.

Carly: You can't have them both...right?

Lucas: What if I could?

Nathan: Levi just found out today that Felicia traded her necklace to a reporter, so he tracked it down, and he stole it.

Dante: Guy's supposed to be getting ready for his wedding, and he's breaking and entering?

Nathan: Yeah, I confronted him about it. He admitted the whole thing. He's after Felicia's Aztec ring and earrings, too.

Dante: You know what? I always knew there was something sketchy about that dude.

Nathan: He's been lying to Maxie for months. He wrecked her whole life for what? To get his hands on some jewelry? Come on. Hurry it up back there.

Dante: Dude, I'm trying! These are pretty impressive knots. I guess they do have the scouts down under.

Nathan: Yeah, except he's not even Australian. [Grunts] Even the accent is fake. Everything about this guy is a lie, especially the nonviolence. I went to cuff him, and he drew a gun. We fought over it, but I couldn't get a clean shot. He managed to knock me out.

Dante: Let's just call it a lucky shot, then.

Nathan: Maxie doesn't know anything about this guy or that he's dangerous. Are you carrying?

Dante: Yeah, I got a backup.

Nathan: Thanks, man. Look, let's go.

Dante: Uh, hold on. We got to call this in, man.

Nathan: No, we don't have time. We got to stop the wedding before it's too late.

Mac: My day's about to get a whole lot better.

Levi: You okay, love? The hard part's over. All you have to do now is say, "I do."

Mac: Nathan doesn't want you to marry Levi because his feelings for you are romantic.

Lulu: Can you honestly say that Nathan having feelings for you has no impact on your decision to marry Levi?

Felicia: I knew from the moment you were born that I was gonna give you this ring when you married the man that you love, and you love Levi.

Maxie: I'm sorry. I don't think I can do this.

Nikolas: There's been a lot less tension between Britt and me. Lately. I mean, come on, she rallied the town around finding Spencer. She stood up to her mother to get your job back. She's even volunteering at Lila's kids.

Elizabeth: Which is the hardest to believe.

Nikolas: Look, I... I don't blame you for doubting her motivations. On the surface, it seems like she's trying to do some good things.

Elizabeth: So, is that enough for you to want to patch things up with her?

Britt: What the hell do you mean by that?

Brad: Uh, forget I said anything.

Britt: Not gonna happen. Spill it.

Brad: I don't know. I guess... seeing you try to get Nikolas back instead of accepting things the way they are galvanized me. I decided to fight for Lucas.

Britt: Good for you.

Brad: There was just one problem.

Felix: I wasn't the only one who had feelings for Lucas.

Franco: Who, then? Towel boy?

Felix: Let's just call him brad. Anyway, brad was interested in Lucas, too.

Franco: So towel boy is your ex and Lucas' ex?

Felix: Right. And every time I felt like Lucas and I were having a moment...

Lucas: Brad would interrupt it and bring along all these feelings I had for him.

Carly: Feelings you still have.

Lucas: It got so bad that, one night, the two of them were literally shamelessly arguing over me. It would've been flattering, but I care about them.

Carly: What did you do?

Brad: Lucas tried to cut the tension by making some kind of joke about us both having him.

Britt: Both of you?

Felix: Lucas was obviously joking, but then it got weird because, for a brief second, it didn't seem outside of the realm of possibility.

Lucas: We were all staring at each other. And for a moment, it felt like it was going to happen.

Carly: "It"? What -- oh. Wait a minute.

Britt: You weren't seriously considering A...

Franco: Oh, a three-way! Up top.

Olivia: Poor Ned. He had no idea what he was even getting himself into. I just grabbed him, and I kissed him...'cause I was trying to make you jealous.

Sonny: You were trying to hurt me.

Olivia: Yeah. Yeah, I was. 'Cause I thought that if I could just make you feel one fraction of the pain that you caused me that maybe I could get through this.

Sonny: Did it work?

Olivia: No. It didn't. It turns out that I don't get any pleasure out of seeing you in pain. I guess, um... I guess the truth is, I just still care about you too damn much.

Sonny: You're saying there's -- there's a chance for us?

Levi: What do you mean you can't do this?

Maxie: I'm sorry, Levi.

Agent Scribner: Is there some kind of problem here?

Levi: No, there's no problem, sir, no.

Agent Scribner: I hope this ceremony is as legitimate as you've been claiming, or there will be serious consequences, Mr. Dunkleman.

Levi: Just give us a moment, yeah? Sweetheart, I know this is sudden, but if we don't get married, I'm going to be deported. I could be thrown in prison back home. You don't want that, do you?

Maxie: No. Of course not. And I know that you were just trying to do the right thing, but... this is something I don't know if I can do.

Levi: I know the universe might have pushed up our timeline a little bit, but I believe in my heart we would have always ended up here, right here, right now. You're doing the right thing, and once you say, "I do," I'm going to spend the rest of my life making you the happiest woman in the world. But I can't do that from behind bars halfway around the world, can I?

Maxie: No. You're right. Okay. Okay. I'm -- I'm ready.

Levi: Okay. Sorry, everyone. Just some bride-to-be jitters. Please proceed.

Lucy: Okay. Then I-I will. Where was I? Um...oh, yes. Maxie, do you take Levi to be your husband?

Maxie: I do.

Lucy: [Chuckles] Now, by the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce you --

Nathan: Stop!

Maxie: Nathan.

Nathan: Levi Dunkleman, I am placing you under arrest.

Olivia: I'll always care about you. You're a part of my heart ever since we were little kids. But, uh, the way things shook out with us, I think maybe that was just the wake-up call that I needed.

Sonny: How so?

Olivia: Because we want different things out of life, Sonny. And we got some very different ideas about morality.

Sonny: You think I'm a bad man?

Olivia: Never. The world you live in, the choices that you have to make, that just does not mesh with the life that I want to lead. And I tried -- God knows I tried to convince myself that I could just look the other way and be part of your world.

Sonny: I know you can't look the other way, and I know that I, uh... I betrayed you with Ava, and I hate that, you know? I hate that for the rest of my life.

Olivia: Whatever, whatever with Ava, Sonny.

Sonny: Well...

Olivia: This relationship was always gonna end this way. And it's probably better that it happened now and we can -- that we can walk away without hating each other.

Sonny: I want you to know, seriously, that I never meant to hurt you.

Olivia: I know that. It is what it is. And I, uh... I think it's time for me to move on. And I think it's time for you to move on. Not with Ava.

Sonny: No, no, never with Ava. That's just...

Olivia: You need to find somebody who gets you, someone who can be a part of your world.

Carly: You, brad, and Felix were gonna have a ménage à trois?

Lucas: You can say "three-way."

Carly: I don't want to.

Lucas: Oh, come on. Come on! You were pretty wild back in the day. Are you telling me you never did anything adventurous?

Carly: I had a guy on the side.

Lucas: Ooh.

Carly: Had a guy -- he lived in a room above the Floating Rib, which used to be called Jake's and I told him I didn't want to know his name or anything about him, and I spent the whole summer seducing a married man. And I would sneak off to see my guy, who was exciting and dangerous and fun, but not in a threesome kind of way.

Lucas: Wait. So you never even attempted to do anything kinky or weird?

Carly: I just joined the mile high club, by the way. And many times, if you count all the private jets I've been on.

Lucas: Mm.

Carly: My club had two members. Have you ever done anything like that?

Lucas: No. But, hey, I've heard stories. Guys on the basketball court talk, you know?

Carly: I'm sure they do.

Lucas: Look, nothing happened between brad and Felix, even though it didn't seem that crazy at the time. I just... [Sighs] I've been hurt recently. So I'm not really sure I'm ready to try to settle down again. Brad and Felix are nice and hot, and, look, we're all consenting adults, and they seemed cool with it, so what's wrong with having the best of both worlds?

Franco: Come on. Nothing? Dude, there is nothing to be embarrassed about.

Felix: I know, because nothing happened.

Franco: And you don't need to be embarrassed about that, either. You can make it happen! You can re-create the magic!

Felix: I'm not gonna do that. No, no. Why are you acting so nonchalant, like this is no big deal?

Franco: This is no big deal.

Felix: It is to me. Are you saying that you've been in a three-way?

Franco: Where the other two parties were dudes? No, I can't say as I have. But come on, man. I was an artist in the mid '90s in lower Manhattan. Let me tell you, one time -- okay? -- I was at a show -- my show. We were at a loft in the city, and, I met this girl ally and her friend -- I don't remember her friend's name. She was a redhead. And I convinced them that I was a little tipsy and that I needed a little lie-down. So they took me in the back room, and, you know, one thing led to another --

Felix: I don't need the details.

Franco: And another. Why are you so uptight?

Felix: Just because I won't go to bed with any guy or guys doesn't mean I'm uptight. Maybe I'm old-fashioned.

Franco: Oh, you're old-fashioned. That's cool. How's that working out for you?

Britt: Look at you, Mr. Cooper, moving up in the world. You went from no guy to two of them!

Brad: Ha-ha. Very funny. Nothing happened.

Britt: Oh. Can't say I'm surprised. I thought you and Felix couldn't stand each other anymore.

Brad: That's true, but that doesn't mean I'm not attracted to Felix. I mean, I basically stalked the man for a better part of a year. I probably would've ended up with him if I hadn't slept with Lucas.

Britt: But aren't you glad you did?

Brad: Of course I'm glad. Lucas and I, we... we have a real connection. Okay? That's why I'm not giving up on him. But, man, he and Felix are getting closer every day. And, honestly, when a three-way seemed like a real possibility, I thought it was my way in.

Britt: Your way in?

Brad: Yes! My way of making sure Felix and Lucas don't end up together with me left out in the cold.

Britt: Well, it's kind of a leap there.

Brad: Well, I had to do something. And my options are limited. It's not like Lucas has a son I could kidnap.

Britt: For the all good that did me.

Nikolas: Will I get back together with Britt? [Sighs] That's kind of a loaded question.

Elizabeth: You're right. We don't need to talk about this.

Nikolas: No, no, no, it's fine. I mean, it wasn't that long ago that I thought I was gonna spend the rest of my life with her. But not only did she do this terrible thing to my sister, she lied to me about it for months and made me look like a fool.

Elizabeth: Nobody thought you looked like a fool.

Nikolas: Ha.

Elizabeth: You just trusted the wrong person.

Nikolas: That's very kind of you to say, Elizabeth. Britt's been acting...different lately. I'm glad that she's trying to be a better person, because it proves that I wasn't completely delusional.

Elizabeth: Oh, so you do think she's turned over a new leaf?

Nikolas: I don't know. I think she's trying. But no matter how much she changes, what she did will always be between us. So if we were to get back together, part of me -- part of me believes that I would always be questioning if she's scheming something behind my back.

Elizabeth: Okay. But what if -- what if she really did change? Would you want to be with her?

Nikolas: "What if?" It's a dangerous game to play, don't you think? I mean, what if I never came back to town? What if Britt was honest with me from the very beginning? What if, after you told me how you felt... we ended up together?

Maxie: Nathan, what is going on? What happened to your face?

Levi: Your fiancé attacked me. He's a con man, Maxie. He's been using you from the start to get access to your mother's Aztec jewels.

Mac: You son of a bitch!

Maxie: Wait! No, no! This -- this is a mistake. Levi, please just tell them this is some sort of misunderstanding.

Nathan: Maxie, step away from him. Levi, you're under arrest for assault. You're coming down to the station with me right now.

Levi: I'm not going anywhere...

Maxie: Oh, my --

Levi: ...Just yet.

Felix: Are you telling me that you'd be okay having a three-way with Carly and someone else?

Franco: Oh, God, no. If either Carly or I ever touched another human being, it'd destroy us. But you -- hey, man, come on. You're youngish, and... I do think that maybe it'll be a good idea for you to step outside your comfort zone, and if you can do that with two very bangable bachelors, more power to you.

Felix: It doesn't matter anyway. The moment's passed. Even if I wanted to, that opportunity's not gonna happen again.

Carly: It sounds like you wish something actually did happen that night.

Lucas: What if I do?

Carly: Well, I guess I'm sorry that I interrupted. No, I'm not. I'm not sorry. Yeah, I'm just kind of glad that that moment has passed.

Lucas: What if it wasn't just a moment?

Carly: Lucas...

Lucas: What? Well, obviously, the three of us were all really into it, and it's kind of exciting to think about.

Carly: Oh.

Lucas: And, look, if we all know the terms going in, then is that so wrong?

Carly: No. I mean, I do believe that people should do what they want, as long as they're not hurting someone.

Lucas: But?

Carly: But you can only actually date one of them.

Lucas: No. I can only actually commit to one of them. Until I'm ready to settle down, why not have a little fun, huh?

Carly: Okay. Yeah, I mean, you guys are adults, and if everyone knows what's up, then have your fun. Just promise your sister two things.

Lucas: Oh, no details. I got it.

Carly: Oh, gosh -- three things.

Lucas: Okay.

Carly: One, no details. Two, be safe.

Lucas: Of course. I always am. What's the third?

Carly: Don't even think about doing it in my house.

Britt: You're not gonna get any judgments from me. If you can score two hot guys at the same time, more power to you. And if it actually helps you win back Lucas, all the better.

Brad: Thanks.

[Vending machine beeps]

Britt: You two really connected. I can tell by the way you talk about him. You shouldn't give up on him. After all, I was the one who caused all the problems between you two, anyway.

Brad: I have to own this. What we did to Lulu, we did together, right?

Britt: Right.

Brad: So, I'm not gonna give up on Lucas. You shouldn't give up on Nikolas, either.

Britt: Ugh. If you think I'm going to have a threesome with Elizabeth Webber, you are out of your damn mind.

Brad: Ahh. [Chuckles] No. I was not suggesting anything that extreme. I'm just saying, you shouldn't throw the match just yet.

Elizabeth: Pouring my heart out to you wasn't my proudest moment, especially since it was right before you and Britt had your engagement party.

Nikolas: Yeah. A symptom of our age-old issue, right? Timing's never been right. And you said yourself, the timing will never be right. You wanted off the ride. You chose Ric. [Sighs] For what it's worth, I -- I really am sorry that things didn't work out with him. I know you're still mourning him. So maybe it's best that, uh... you set me straight a few months ago. And now I can just have your back... at times like this when things are hard, as your friend.

Felicia: Get your hands off of my daughter!

Mac: Don't even think about it.

Nathan: Forget about it. You got no place to go.

Levi: [American accent] News flash -- I'm the one with the gun pointed at the bride.

Maxie: I thought you had an accent. You were lying this whole time?!

Levi: Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Maxie: You lying bastard! It was all a lie -- from the day we met, helping me become a better person?! Levi, I trusted you! We slept together!

Levi: Now, now, we had some good times.

Maxie: You cost me my daughter! Oh, my God! Nathan was right!

Levi: It's not my fault you were deemed unfit!

Nathan: Son of a bitch! I'll blow your head off!

Levi: And risk hitting Maxie?

Maxie: Do it. Do it, Nathan! I don't care if you hit me! This whole thing was my fault!

Lulu: Maxie, this is not your fault.

Maxie: No, you all tried to warn me about him, and I didn't listen to you.

Nathan: Maxie, it's okay. It's gonna be okay.

Maxie: It'll be okay when you shoot him.

Levi: He's not gonna shoot me, Maxie. He's not going to risk hitting you. Are you, detective? Because even if you drop me with one shot, my finger still might squeeze the trigger as a reflex.

Maxie: I don't care, Nathan. I don't care if you hit me. Just shoot him.

Levi: Is that what you want, Felicia? You want your daughter to die for a pair of earrings?

Felicia: No, no, no, please, don't hurt her. I'll do anything you want. Please.

Levi: I already have your ring and your necklace. All I need now is your earrings.

Mac: Don't you touch her.

Levi: Last chance. Hand over the earrings or I kill Maxie right in front of you!

Olivia: I think I should go.

Sonny: You know what? I should've done right from -- from the beginning. You know, I wish we could go back to when we were kids.

Olivia: Kids... Sonny, who are you kidding? You were a bad boy even back then.

Sonny: Yeah, I was a bad boy. And I'm not gonna change who I am, and everything that I've done has brought me to my life now. I got responsibilities. I got people to protect. And if the law doesn't agree with my methods, so be it. My family, my people, come first.

Olivia: And I love you for that. Always. But the world that you live in and the violence that's always surrounding you, that's just too much for me to take. Sonny, we will always be connected. And I'm not just talking about our son, and I'm not talking about our grandson. I'm talking about Bensonhurst. You're a part of who I am.

Sonny: And you are, you know, for me, too, right?

Olivia: I hope one day we can be friends again.

Sonny: I would love that.

Olivia: [Sighs]

Sonny: Listen to me. If you ever get into any kind of trouble, you know you can come to me, right?

Olivia: [Sighs] [Smooches] Mm. I hope you find what you're looking for, Sonny... someone -- someone who can take the good with the bad... someone who really gets you.

Carly: What the hell are you doing?

Sonny: Something I haven't done in a long time, and it still feels the same -- wrong as it ever did.

Carly: No, it's wrong. Of course it's wrong!

Sonny: Wrong is right for us!

[Cell phone chimes]

Carly: [Sighs] "Glad we only have eyes for each other. I'm not sharing you with anyone. Love you." Oh, Franco.

Franco: No three-ways for us, Carly.

Felix: Oh, sorry.

Brad: Yeah. Me too.

Felix: We have to stop meeting like this.

Brad: Right.

[Elevator chimes]

Elizabeth: You are a good friend. But we both know it's not that simple.

Nikolas: What -- what do you mean?

Elizabeth: When I said I wanted off that ride, I was scared. And, yes, I chose Ric, but it wasn't because I --

Nikolas: Britt.

Britt: You know, I changed my mind. If the invite still stands. Let's make this a threesome.

Lucas: Well, this is perfect timing. I was hoping to run into you. You free tonight?

Brad: Who? Me?

Felix: Or me?

Lucas: Actually, both of you.

Mac: No, stay where you are.

Felicia: Let me by.

Mac: No way.

Felicia: He has our daughter! This is what you want, right? You want these to complete the set, and then you can leave everybody alone, and nobody will get hurt. So take them and get the hell out of my daughter's life!

Dante: Drop your weapon, Levi. I said drop it! It's over!

Agent Scribner: Oh, no, it's not!

Lucy: Oh, my God.

Agent Scribner: Unless you want to see your wife bleed out in front of you, Detective.

On the next "General Hospital" --

Olivia: (to Carly) I'm here to apologize.

Sonny: (to Milo) You want to come back and work for me?

Britt: (to Elizabeth and Nikolas) Let's make this a threesome.

Lucas: (to Brad and Felix) You free tonight?

Brad: What did you have in mind?

Liesl: (to Nina) You're not going anywhere.

Scribner: (to Dante) Turn over your weapon, Detective Falconeri.

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