GH Transcript Monday 9/28/09

General Hospital Transcript Monday 9/28/09

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Spinelli: There has never been a greater love than mine for you, Maxie. You transform my life.

Maxie: Um, then why can't you marry me?

Spinelli: I was afraid that -- I was afraid that some morning, you'd awaken and realize your folly, afraid that perhaps I was unworthy of your love. So in an act of pure selfishness, I -- I proposed marriage, thinking that that would ensure our bliss forever. But I've come to realize that all the marriage vows in the world can't guarantee a life of happiness. This is the wrong time in your life to take on the formal mantle of marriage. So to prove my love is deep and true... And not bound by society's rules... I hereby vow to not become your husband. And I ask you -- nay, I beg you to not become my wife.

Olivia: Oh!

Robin: Mac! 

Patrick: Mac! Hey!

Robin: Check his airways.

Maxie: Oh, my God. Is he breathing?

Robin: Maxie, calm down. Is he breathing? Check his pulse.

Bobbie: Should I call 911?

Patrick: No, no. He's okay.

Maxie: Well, what's wrong with him? Is it is heart?

Patrick: It's okay. Somebody get me some water.

Robin: I think it's relief.

Olivia: And I thought you were going to be the one who passed out.

Patrick: Easy.

Mac: Tell me I'm not dreaming. She's not marrying that -- they're not getting married?

Maxie: No, you're not dreaming. We're not getting married. Not yet, anyway.

Patrick: Okay.

Mac: Oh. I'm feeling better by the second.

Robin: Are you sure? Uncle Mac, you sure you're okay?

Mac: Oh. Never better.

Coleman: Yo! Party at Jake’s. Everybody's welcome, okay? Let's roll, guys.

Maxie: Hold on. I -- I have something that I need to say.

Mac: No. No. Don't do this to me.

Maxie: Come on, Mac. You know I wasn't going to let my couture gown go to waste.

Father Coates: Should I begin again?

Maxie: No. I have something I would like everyone to hear, especially Spinelli. Spinelli, you say that I've transformed your life, but it really doesn't compare to how you've changed mine. You made me believe in myself, made me believe I could actually be something, showed me that I could make someone happy and, in turn, that would make me happy. You know me better than anyone. And yet, you love me anyway. And you just proved that love in the most beautiful, unselfish way by saying that you won't marry me. I love you more than anything, and I do want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to marry you -- just not right now.

Mac: Oh, thank you, God.

Maxie: Damian Spinelli, you are and always will be my essential person.

Father Coates: Done? Then by the power vested in me by the state of New York and with the authority of the Church, I now pronounce you not...husband and wife.

[Laughter]

Father Coates: You may now kiss the woman who is not your bride.

[Applause]

Spinelli: Pay heed to the soul man's prior announcement, 'cause although there were no actual nuptials today, a sumptuous reception still awaits all in attendance at Jake's. The non-bride and groom are anxious to see you there. Isn't that right, Maximista?

Maxie: Yes. My non-husband and I are very grateful to have such understanding friends and family.

Spinelli: Onward to Jake's!

Robin: Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

Mac: Wait. We should go while the getting's good.

Robin: No, I know you two didn't actually get married, but you did express your love publicly, and that deserves some of the traditions. And I worked really hard on these little birdseed bundles, and by God -- sorry, Father Coates -- we're going to use them.

[Laughter]

Robin: Does anyone know where they are?

Lulu: They're right here.

Robin: Oh!

Lulu: Line up!

Robin: Thank you.

[Laughter]

Jax: Why are we throwing birdseed? They didn't get married.

Carly: It's Robin. Do I need to say anything else?

[Laughter]

Patrick: Got it? All right.

Robin: And one for you. Come on.

Mac: Jason, take the bundle, or I'll drag you downtown.

All: Ooh!

[Laughter]

Maxie: Thank you.

Robin: Hey, hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Maxie: Can we go now?

Robin: Yes, you can go.

[Cheering]

Mac: Okay, everybody, come on. Let's go to Jake’s.

[All talking at once]

[Maxie laughing]

Maxie: Oh, my gosh! Wow, this looks amazing. Who decorated the car? Certainly, not the best man.

Spinelli: Well, Stone Cold's transportation must be the height of discretion, so the cans and streamers would not be appropriate decor.

Maxie: I knew that.

Spinelli: However, it looks like Milo really stepped up to the occasion. Allow me to escort my fair maiden into her chariot. Uh -- I guess I neglected to bring a key. I'm sorry.

Maxie: It's okay, Spinelli. Nothing can ruin my perfect day. I love you so much, and I'm so happy that you know me so well. Even though I don't want to get married right now, I want to be with you.

[Door beeps]

Milo: Sorry, guys. I planned on having the limo ready to go, but Robin was totally fierce with us on birdseed, which doesn't make sense, if you think about it. We were indoors, and the birds wouldn't be anywhere near us --

Maxie: It's okay, Milo. We don't care.

Milo: Sorry.

[Laughter]

[Maxie grunts]

Maxie: Now, where were we?

Spinelli: You were confessing your overwhelming love for me.

Maxie: It's true. You're the most wonderful, smart, sexy man I've ever met.

Spinelli: Right here, with Milo in the front seat? Really?

Maxie: Um, I think it's the least you could do, considering you wouldn't marry me.

Spinelli: Okay.

[Both laugh]

Dominic: So why did you say Maxie's boss wasn't here yet?

Lulu: Kate's in Tokyo. Just as well -- she would have ruined the whole thing.

[Dominic grunts]

Lulu: I'm not so sure about you going to Jake's. You look like you've been hit by a car or something.

Dominic: Ha ha. The girl can tell a joke. You know what I think? Jake's is exactly what I need, but I could use a ride.

Lulu: Will I have to listen to you talk about yourself the whole way?

Dominic: Well, second to you, I am my favorite subject.

[Lulu chuckles]

Johnny: Hey.

Olivia: Oh. You look like hell.

Johnny: Well, yeah. You look beautiful. You know I would crawl through broken glass for you.

Olivia: Nice try.

Johnny: What?

Olivia: I'm going to take you home to rest.

Johnny: No. You may not have heard, but there's a party at Jake's, and we're going.

Olivia: Um, honey, you're recovering from multiple gunshot wounds and major surgery.

Johnny: Okay. But I want to celebrate with Maxie and Spinelli, and I want to be at Jake's...with you. So let's go. Come on.

[Jason sighs]

[Sam clears throat]

Sam: Are you hiding from me?

Jason: I was, uh, just... waiting. You know I don't like crowds.

Sam: Oh. Well, do you want company?

Morgan: Whoa. A real bar. I wonder if there's any bikers here.

Jax: No, there's no bikers here. It's closed to a private party. That's why you're allowed.

Carly: And have tons of fun. Play all the music you want on the jukebox. But don't get in any trouble. Please, don't get in any trouble.

Jax: Yes. She can't get her stress levels up, right guys?

Kristina: Okay. Don't worry. We always behave, remember?

Jax: Mm-hmm.

Carly: Mm-him.

Jax: That's right, Mexico.

Carly: Yeah. Trust that one.

Morgan: Oh, cool!

Coleman: Hold on there, Outback Jack. It's a private party, dude.

Ethan: Well, surely there's room for one more.

Coleman: I'll tell you what. It's a real simple deal. See, this is a non-wedding reception for the guy that works for the top mobster in town. I mean, it's attended by the police commissioner. So gate-crashers are frowned upon.

Ethan: Well, you're no fun, are you?

Coleman: You're not a guest. Guess you can't stay, mate.

Kristina: What if he's with me?

Ethan: Ha! There you go. What if I'm with her?

Lulu: He's with me. And I needed a date, anyway.

Dominic: If he's your date, what does that make me?

Lulu: You don't want me to answer that question.

[Coleman and Ethan laugh]

Molly: Hey, why are you carrying a deck of cards?

Ethan: Well, it's one of the many colorful ways I supplement my income, and you never know when you're going to find some willing participants.

Kristina: I've always wanted to learn how to play poker.

Molly: I have, too. Let's play.

Ethan: All right.

Morgan: Same here.

Ethan: Well, let your education begin.

Molly: Okay.

Kristina: Let's go.

Lulu: This is going to end so well.

Dominic: You know what? You got to relax and enjoy the moment. Fortunately, I'm on hand to give you instruction.

Ethan: See, the first trick of any good hustle is to learn how to recognize the right plump pigeon.

Molly: What's a pigeon?

Ethan: Oh, excellent question. Who knows what a pigeon is?

Morgan: I do.

Ethan: Yeah?

Morgan: It's the guy you're going to cheat out of his money.

Ethan: Very good! I'm so proud already. So proud.

Alexis: Hello, girls.

Molly: HI.

Alexis: Why is it that I have the feeling Ethan isn't teaching you the finer points of bridge?

Sam: Wait. Wait. Wait.

Jason: Hmm?

Sam: How did you pull it off?

Jason: How did I pull what off?

Sam: Come on. Someone had to say something to Spinelli, because he couldn't wait to marry Maxie. And then, he gets in here, and all of a sudden, he's at the altar, and he changes his mind.

Jason: Uh, no. I was actually as surprised as you.

Sam: Hmm. Well... something you said definitely hit a nerve.

Jason: Yeah. I mean, if I gave him any advice, I just told him to follow his heart.

Sam: Really?

Jason: Mm-hmm.

Sam: Oh, I guess that's what he needed to hear, 'cause if we fo -- follow our hearts... We can't go wrong.

[Indistinct chattering]

Alexis: I knew the reception was in a bar. I just wasn't expecting the girls to be taught how to cheat at cards.

Jax: No, it's not cheating. It's knowing how to play cards. A big difference. It's a very useful skill to have.

Carly: It's too bad they removed the pool table for the reception, because playing pool, that's a great skill.

Alexis: Card shark.

[Indistinct]

Mac: Hey, hey, hey! Come on, loosen up, Alexis. We got some serious partying to do.

Alexis: You're awfully happy for a guy who didn't want his daughter to marry Spinelli.

Mac: Well, it's the whole point. The marriage didn't happen. Calls for a celebration.

Alexis: What?

Mac: Come on. Come here.

Patrick: You know, seeing Maxie and Spinelli today really reminded me of all the different colors of our love.

Robin: That's very poetic.

Patrick: Thank you. I try sometimes. But we've had some pretty good fights in this place, you know. We've argued here. I've been so mad at you here so many times.

Robin: I know. Which time?

Patrick: And now -- now, look at us, so married, so in love, beautiful little daughter between us. You know, I am glad that Maxie and Spinelli value each other, but I'm really glad they decided to wait, because committing to somebody is a very serious thing.

[Robin laughs]

Patrick: And when you do it with the right person, it's a very powerful thing.

Robin: Oh. I like every word you said. I thought it was pretty cool.

Patrick: Really?

Robin: Yeah.

Patrick: I meant every word I said.

[Robin laughs]

[Cheering]

Robin: I mean, there's just something about weddings that turns even the tough guys to mush.

Patrick: You have got to be kidding me.

Robin: I don't think I've ever seen him so happy.

Patrick: I've never seen Alexis so mad.

[Robin laughs]

Morgan: Oh, hey. What took you so long?

Maxie: The nearly-weds wanted to take the scenic route 3 times.

[Kristina chuckles]

[Cheering and applause]

Coleman: Whoo! Yeah! All right! Yes! Whoo! Yes!

[Applause]

Coleman: Welcome, everyone, and congratulations to our non-married couple. You guys did yourself proud right here. Come on, give it up, guys! Whoo, yes!

[Cheering and applause]

Kristina: I like your accent. It makes everything sound so interesting.

Ethan: Well, thank you.

Kristina: So, what --

Molly: Kristina, if Kiefer sees you with that guy, he'll be so mad.

Kristina: Kiefer's not even here.

Molly: But he might be. I told him where the reception is.

Kristina: You shouldn't have done that. And Kiefer knows better than to show up here, anyway. He wasn't invited. So, tell us some more stories about Australia.

Alexis: Oh, I'm sure Mr. Lovett has something else to do other than teach the girls how to play cards, huh? Oh, ace. Nice. Bye-bye.

Sam: You guys having fun?

Alexis: There's my other one.

Sam: Hi.

Alexis: I want to go be with my babies. Let's go sit down and talk.

Sam: Okay.

[Laughter]

[Indistinct chattering]

Jason: Hey.

Carly: Hi. Hi.

Jason: So, how's the party?

Carly: I guess it's fine. I'm feeling so claustrophobic.

Jason: Uh, you want to go for a walk?

Carly: I'd love to go for a walk.

Jason: Okay, let's go.

Carly: Okay.

Mac: And how about that place, hmm? I mean, if I ever decide not to get married, it's going to be at mice ranor.

[Robin laughs]

Patrick: It's a very beautiful place. Probably expensive, especially for a non --

[Indistinct]

Robin: Yeah.

Mac: Don't care about that. To the bottom of my boots, I don't care. I mean, I'm just glad I can stop feeling guilty about not tracking down Frisco and Felicia. You know? I didn't know how to tell them that their daughter was going to marry that nincompoop, and she didn't! L'chaim!

Maxie: I can't even think about how I'd feel if you hadn't been in that warehouse with Spinelli the other night.

Spinelli: You most assuredly would have been a non-widow and not even a non-bride.

Maxie: Don't mention it. [Chuckles]

Johnny: I'm happy for both of you. I mean it.

Spinelli: I'm very proud to call you friend.

Olivia: Maxie, you look absolutely stunning.

Maxie: Thank you.

[All laugh]

Lulu: Hey, guys. Picture time!

Maxie: Oh, yay.

Johnny: Cheers.

[Olivia chuckles]

Olivia: I'm so happy.

Johnny: I know. So am I, 'cause of you.

Olivia: It's a wedding. Everybody gets sentimental.

Johnny: Oh, please. Stop it. I'm not sentimental, but...

Olivia: Look, Johnny --

Johnny: I can see -- hang on. I can see what's in front of me. I can see how you've changed me. On the night that I was shot at the warehouse, there was one thing that I could think about in my life that was left unfinished that I needed to say. I love you.

Carly: Ohh. You know, taking a walk is a lot of fun except when you're pregnant and you're retaining water.

Jason: Heh.

Carly: I feel the same way about these shoes that you felt about that pink tie that you were wearing. [Laughs] I thought it was really sweet that you wore that for Spinelli.

Jason: Yeah. I only did it for him.

Carly: You're a good friend. So, you think our light's on up there?

Jason: Nope.

Carly: Nope. Look at me, pregnant with my third child, and I still think about those times, but only when I'm here with you here at Jake's. I was a different Carly back then, but the one constant has been you being my friend.

Jason: I didn't always say it or always know it back then. It makes me very lucky.

Carly: It does. You can say that again.

Jason: I'm lucky?

Carly: Mm-hmm. [Laughs]

Robin: Okay. Thank you.

[Robin hums]

Patrick: Hey, hey, hey.

Robin: Hmm?

Patrick: What's that all about?

Robin: Oh, don't worry about it. Did you try the sliders yet?

Patrick: What, are you trying to kill your husband?

Robin: No, honey. They actually had an outside caterer to do the food. The only thing that's from Jake's are the fries.

Patrick: No.

Johnny: That's strange. She's not supposed to be here.

Olivia: Who?

Johnny: Your cousin.

Dominic: You know what? I think there's something I forgot I got to take care of.

[Kate hums]

Lulu: Oh! Maxie's going to be... happy to see you. Um. So I assume you got a car from the airport okay? I mean, I didn't have my phone on me. I'm the maid of honor, so --

Kate: Lulu. Lulu! Under special circumstances, it's perfectly acceptable for a sub to make my travel arrangements. Now, where is the bride? [Gasps]

Maxie: Wait, I thought you were in Tokyo.

Kate: Look at you! Look, you only get married once, and I wasn't going to miss it for the world.

Maxie: Well, you didn't. Spinelli and I decided not to get married. He figured out what I couldn't put into words -- that I love him with all of my heart, but I'm just not ready to be married. So we decided to be madly in love and have a great party instead.

Kate: Maxie... I'm very happy for you.

Maxie: Thank you.

Kate: And when you do decide to have a wedding, I am going to make certain that it's perfect.

Maxie: I'm pretty sure that's not going to be happening anytime soon --

Kate: Oh, that's even better. Oh, honey, you have so much time. You have so much time for a career and for love. And I want you to listen to me. Just because I couldn't have it all doesn't mean you shouldn't try. Look, you already have better taste in men than I do.

Maxie: That's not necessarily true. Well, not until Spinelli, anyway.

Kate: Well, I'm very proud of you.

Maxie: Thank you so much.

Kate: You keep making smart choices, and you're going to go far.

Maxie: Let's get a drink.

Kate: Oh, please!

[Maxie giggles]

[Sam laughs]

Sam: Thank you. I thought you were going to be lurking in the alley all night long.

Jason: Well, I thought about it. I mean, it wasn't really a wedding, so I'm not really the best man, right?

Sam: Oh, no, no, no. No. Nice try. I know where you're going with that. That's not going to happen. Maxie and Spinelli want you here, you're staying here. Besides, you did ask me on a date. Be kind of rude to just bail.

[Sam chuckles]

[Indistinct chattering]

Robin: Excuse me, everyone. Attention. So now is the time in the evening where the best man and the maid of honor toast the non-bride and the non-groom.

[Scattered chuckling]

Robin: Okay.

[Laughter]

Robin: It's you first.

[Whistling]

[Cheering and applause]

Lulu: Guess I'll go first. Um... Phew. Maxie and Spinelli are my closest friends, which is weird, considering how Maxie and I started out. Um...I didn't trust their relationship, but I am the first to admit that I was wrong. Maxie's...love for Spinelli is every bit as strong as Spinelli's love for her, and I think they proved that by not getting married tonight. So thank you for showing us what love is. So cheers to Maxie and Spinelli.

Coleman: Cheers.

Robin: Cheers! Cheers!

[Cheering]

[Indistinct whispering]

Spinelli: Now, it's customary for the best man to volunteer a verbal contribution.

Lulu: Just say something nice.

[Indistinct chattering]

Robin: Come on.

Patrick: Even the tough guy's got to talk sometime.

[Robin sighs]

Carly: You're great at public speaking. Go up there and say something.

Jax: I'm really enjoying this.

Coleman: Looks like the man with no fear has stage fright.

[Laughter]

Maxie: It's okay, Jason. Just take your time.

[All exclaim]

[Cheering and applause]

Morgan: I know I'm not Jason Morgan, but I'm named after him, and that should count for something.

[Laughter]

Morgan: This is very cool, not only because it's what Maxie and Spinelli deserve, it's also my first time in a real bar.

Lulu: Whoa!

Robin: Whoo!

Carly: And your last!

Jax: Yeah.

[Laughter]

Morgan: Everyone knows Spinelli's, like, the smartest guy ever.

Carly: Yeah.

Morgan: And there's no one like him. And he proved that today by not marrying Maxie.

[Laughter]

Morgan: And Maxie proved how awesome she is by going through with the whole thing, even though she didn't want to.

[Laughter and murmuring]

Morgan: Just -- here's to them for working it all out, and here's to everyone saying what they really want instead of messing up their whole lives and lying and covering it all up.

[Cheering and applause]

Spinelli: Stone Cold's affirmation of his youngest namesake's words is... the greatest tribute of friendship I've ever experienced. I love you, man.

Olivia: Do you have any idea how close that just was in there?

Dominic: Lulu told me Kate Howard wasn't even supposed to be here.

Olivia: Yeah? Well, she is here, and believe me, if your cousin Connie finds out who you are and what you're doing here, your cover is good and blown.

Dominic: She wouldn't even know me. How can she? I haven't seen her since I was 8 years old.

Olivia: You can't underestimate the family resemblance. When I saw you get up and ditch Lulu like that, I thought -- just for a minute, I thought that maybe you had the good sense to just keep going all the way back to Bensonhurst.

Dominic: No one even noticed. Everyone's eyes were on Maxie and Spinelli -- sorry, everyone, that is, except for you. You seem to only have eyes for John Zacchara.

Olivia: That is none of your business.

Dominic: You know, when you get more entangled with him, the more dangerous Johnny becomes when he finds out you've been lying about me.

Olivia: Johnny would never hurt me.

Dominic: Yeah, he will. Oh, yeah. He will. It's how he thinks. It's how he was raised to think.

Olivia: If you're so worried about it, why don't you find another band of mobsters to bring down?

Dominic: No. Not when my investment is finally starting to pay off.

Olivia: Look, look -- I got to get back in there before Connie comes looking for me, okay? My life is not the one that's in danger here. It's yours.

[Cheering and applause]

Spinelli: This is haute couture confection perfection.

[Spinelli and Maxie laugh]

Maxie: Thank you, Kate. This fabulous cake is a gift from my fabulous boss, fashion icon and a woman of impeccable taste Kate Howard.

Kate: Well, I did order it before I knew where the reception would be held. Not that there's anything wrong with -- ahem -- Jake's bar.

Coleman: All pastries are welcome.

[Laughter]

Coleman: Including your fine tasty self.

[Kate gasps]

Lulu: Oh, here. I'll get it.

Spinelli: Oh, thank you.

Lulu: Sorry.

Spinelli: Ohh.

[Laughter]

Spinelli: Come here. Oh, gosh. Omm!

[Laughter]

Spinelli: Little more? Oh, come on!

[Laughter]

[Robin sighs]

Patrick: Okay, seriously, what were you guys talking about?

Robin: Coleman is my secret lover, and we're planning our next rendezvous.

Patrick: You lie to me.

Robin: You look so sexy right now.

Patrick: That's cheating.

Mac: Who are you looking for?

Alexis: I don't know. Just looking to see where the girls went.

Mac: Ahh. Mm-hmm. Alexis?

Alexis: Hmm?

Mac: You need to -- you need to trust that the girls retained a lot of that good sense you drummed into them, you know? I mean, you hold them too close, and they don't have the room they need to shine.

Alexis: This coming from a guy who was going to have the groom arrested to prevent the wedding?

[Mac laughs]

Mac: Non-wedding! Come on, have some cake.

Johnny: I wondered where you disappeared to.

Olivia: Oh. I had to make a couple of calls for work.

Johnny: Oh. See, I thought I may have scared you off.

Olivia: Why would I be scared?

Johnny: I don't know. Didn't know how you'd react first time I told you I love you.

Olivia: You got a lot of nerve, falling in love with me.

Johnny: Ow.

Olivia: What do you think, goofball?

Johnny: Why don't you tell me?

Olivia: Well, I'm flattered... And, um, and I'm a little overwhelmed. And... and I'm hugely relieved, because as luck would have it, I am... I'm in love with you, too.

[Indistinct clatter]

Dominic: Ow.

Lulu: Guessing that you weren't looking for me.

Dominic: Ha. You got something in your eye?

Lulu: It's the...I have new makeup on, and it's just...

Dominic: Let me, uh, let me get it off for you.

Lulu: It's not -- it's not even really bothering me anymore, actually. I mean, I'm happy for Maxie and Spinelli. [Sniffs]

Dominic: It's interesting, right? I mean, someone really close to you falls in love, and no matter how great a couple they are, you're still feeling like the one who's left out.

Lulu: Yeah. Well, Maxie is... without a doubt, the most vain, the most selfish, the most messed-up person that I know, and somehow, she still manages to find the real thing.

Dominic: Maybe she's not as messed up as you think she is.

Lulu: Well, I love Maxie like a sister, so that's why I can be a bitch about it.

[Dominic chuckles]

Dominic: I'm sure she feels the same way about you.

Lulu: I mean, I'm not interested in Spinelli for anything other than a wonderful friend. I just... I just wonder if I'll ever have what they have.

Dominic: No. You'll have what you have.

[Lulu chuckles]

Dominic: And I can't speak from experience, having never been in love myself, but... I have it on good authority that love lasts until you're old and gray, and it shows up when you least expect it.

Robin: Hey, we're all set.

Coleman: I've called in a couple of favors, and it's on its way. 15 minutes, tops.

Robin: Bravo. Attention, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, keeping in with the tradition, the non-bride and the non-groom will now throw the garter and the bouquet. So can we please start with the gentlemen? All the single men, line up. Come on.

Carly: Wow, really? Okay, help Spinelli, go twist some arms.

Spinelli: Come on, guys. Let's make some memories. Come on, come on.

[Indistinct chatter]

Patrick: Let's go, Mac. We got this, buddy.

[Indistinct chatter]

Sam: Come on, best man. You owe it to Spinelli. Get out there.

Jason: No, thanks. I'll pass.

Sam: Why? [Sighs]

Spinelli: Whoo-hoo!

[Laughter]

Spinelli: What? Okay. Pray to Hermes, God of strength and flexibility.

All: Whoa!

[Applause]

Robin: Well, Jason, I guess you cannot escape what the gods are planning for you.

[Laughs]

Robin: Okay, now it's time for the bouquet toss. All the single ladies, line up.

[Indistinct chatter]

Kate: Excuse me. I require your presence.

Alexis: I wasn't even invited to the wedding.

Kate: You're still here, and you're single. Come here. Stand right there.

Alexis: Okay.

Kate: Don't look.

Alexis: All right.

Kate: Come on.

Sam: No, no, no. You didn't want to do it. I don't want to go, either.

Jason: But you see what it got me.

Sam: Ugh. No, thanks.

Kate: Oh, so are we going to fight each other for the bouquet?

Olivia: Ha, like we did at Terry Abruzzo's wedding.

Kate: Yeah, except we canceled each other out, and Melanie Feretti caught it instead.

Olivia: Melanie's still married. She's got four kids, so she must have done something right.

Kate: Hail the power of the bouquet.

Alexis: This is a horrible little tradition. Why are we doing this?

Kate: Because we're single, and we're fabulous. And we have good taste and high standards. Now stay here.

Maxie: Okay, are you ladies ready? One, two, three.

All: Oh!

Maxie: Nice!

Spinelli: Behold, Stone Cold and fair Samantha, evidence that the stars are perfectly aligned.

[Cheers and applause]

Maxie: Oh, excuse me. Do you mind if I take him for a second?

Alexis: Oh, sure, go right ahead.

Maxie: Okay. You're enjoying yourself.

Mac: Never been better.

Maxie: Is it because Spinelli and I didn't get married?

Mac: I don't -- I just want you to be happy.

Maxie: I am happy. I have someone very special who loves me.

Mac: It is rare.

Maxie: I wasn't talking about Spinelli. I was talking about you. You've loved me my whole life, and I feel really lucky for that.

Mac: I'm the lucky one.

Maxie: So, do you think now that, you know, Spinelli's done the noble thing, and we didn't get married, you could maybe start to like him?

Mac: If that's what you want.

Maxie: I knew you would do it. You're an eminently great man.

Mac: Eminently?

Maxie: See? Spinelli's been quite a good influence on me.

[Laughs]

Mac: I love you, Maxie.

Maxie: I love you too, Mac.

Matt: Hey. What's up?

Patrick: Oh, thank goodness you're here. I need your help.

Matt: For what?

Patrick: Robin. She's up to something with Coleman.

Robin: Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, friends and family, we are now bringing you the portion of the evening that involves karaoke.

[Cheering and applause]

Spinelli: I would be -- I would be delighted to sing to my Maxie on tonight, of all nights.

Robin: Oh. You're so sweet. But actually, tonight, all of us are going to sing to you.

Mac: Yeah! All right!

Molly: Come on!

Alexis: Oh, no, honey. Molly.

Molly: Come on!

Mac: Come on!

Molly: Oh, it's okay. It's just karaoke.

Sam: All right. Come on. You heard the girl. We got to sing.

Robin: Okay, everyone, gather around.

Mac: Come on. Come on in.

[Indistinct chattering]

Robin: Hit it, Coleman.

[Soft rock music playing]

All: I want to know what love is I want you to show me I want to feel what love is I know you can show me

Dominic: Care to dance?

Lulu: Sure.

All: I want to know what love is

[Laughter]

All: I want you to show me I want to feel what love is

[Cheers and applause]

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