GH Transcript Thursday 9/3/09

General Hospital Transcript Thursday 9/3/09

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[Knock on door]

Sam: Hi.

Jason: Hey.

Sam: Is Spinelli around?

Jason: Uh, no, he left for the office.

Sam: 'Cause I kind of wanted to talk to you alone.

Jason: Okay.

Sam: Okay. Um... so, when, um, when you asked me...to go to the carnival, I knew that Spinelli and Maxie probably forced you to do it, so...we don't have to.

Jason: You don't mind going to the carnival?

Sam: Do you?

Alexis: Physics and AP trig in the same semester? Really, don't you think that's too much?

Kristina: I'd like to get them out of the way.

Alexis: Oh, let's see.

Kristina: And the rest of the classes are easy.

Alexis: Modern American novel and AP history. Those... that's a lot of reading. What are you doing? You've got a 4.0 already. Why are you gonna risk it? It's your junior year. Schools you want to get into are recruiting. And if you still want to go to Yale, I know they do early admissions.

Kristina: Okay. Whatever you think. You know more about getting into Yale than I do.

Alexis: All right, so what's the plan today? Your dad is taking you guys to the carnival, you and the boys?

Kristina: You don't need to worry about it. Dad will probably cancel at the last minute, and then I'll just go with Michael.

Alexis: He is not gonna cancel, I promise you, okay? And about Michael, I'm sorry, after what just happened, I do not want the two of you spending time alone together.

Kristina: Michael needs me.

Alexis: I appreciate that you love your brother. I'm glad you do. It's all good. But after everything that you both just did, you are not going anywhere alone with him, period.

[Knock on door]

Kristina: Hey.

Michael: Hey. Hi, Ms. Davis.

[Footsteps]

Rebecca: Nikolas.

Nikolas: The dress is perfect for you.

Patrick: Hi.

Elizabeth: Hi. How long did it take you to get across the parking lot?

Patrick: Long enough to prove to myself I'm out of shape. You know, they're sending everybody over to Van Ness and down the other side of the block. Whose idea was it to have the carnival in the hospital parking lot in the first place?

Elizabeth: Well, yeah. It's to raise money for the Michael Corinthos Foundation, and my children can't wait. I have strict orders to check out the rides on the way home.

Patrick: They do look fun, actually.

Elizabeth: Yeah. Are you gonna bring Emma?

Patrick: A little young.

Elizabeth: That's true. What about Robin? Is she gonna stop investigating long enough to go?

Patrick: Ask her yourself.

Elizabeth: Hey.

Robin: Hey. So guess what. I found a witness that can put Andrea at the Metro Court at the time of Brianna's murder. And you'll never guess who it is.

Edward: I'd like a dry martini, please, straight up, with some olives, and don't bruise the gin.

Andrea: Ahem. Mr. Quartermaine! How lovely to see you again.

Edward: Oh, no, the pleasure's mine.

Andrea: Oh...

Edward: And it's Edward. Hmm?

Andrea: Edward. I'm so looking forward to the carnival kick-off. Aren't you? The Michael Corinthos Foundation is such a worthy cause.

Edward: It is, indeed. Mm-hmm.

Andrea: Your great-grandson-- incredible young man. It was truly an honor to clear his name in that horrible Harbor View accident.

Edward: Yes, he is wonderful. You know, I didn't even know that you were involved in that debacle.

Andrea: Oh, I called the police, when Alexis Davis left my home driving like a madwoman, which in turn forced her to confess and cleared Michael's name.

Edward: Well, that's wonderful. [Cell phone rings] Wait a minute. [Ring] I'm sorry, I have to take this.

Andrea: Oh, by all means, take it.

Edward: Excuse me. Edward Quartermaine. Oh, hello. Heh heh heh. Yes. I'm here. And where are you?

Patrick: It's not fair to tell Elizabeth that you know we have and then not tell her who it is.

Robin: She'll find out soon enough, when Andrea Floyd is arrested.

Patrick: Okay, so what did this witness of yours see?

Robin: I honestly don't know. I really haven't questioned him yet.

Patrick: Well, then who is it? You can tell me at least, right?

Robin: Edward Quartermaine.

Patrick: Okay, how do you figure out it's Edward Quartermaine?

Robin: Okay. Spinelli found a bar tab of Edward's at the Metro Court the night that Brianna was murdered. I can put him there before Brianna was hit and just after.

Patrick: There was probably a hundred people at the bar at that time.

Robin: There was also a room charge on the same floor as Brianna and the mayor, under the name J.L. Holt.

Patrick: Okay, so Edward had a meeting and he put them up at the Metro Court for the night.

Robin: No. Edward had an illegitimate son named Jimmy Lee Holt that no one has seen since the Ď80ís. I'm sure it was just an alias. That means that Edward was in a room that was down the hall from Brianna when she was murdered.

Rebecca: I really like this dress.

Nikolas: Well, you wear it extremely well.

Rebecca: Oh...it's, um, not my usual style, though, you know.

Nikolas: It's good to try new things sometimes, right?

Rebecca: Yeah. Well, um, maybe I just like it because you picked it out for me.

Nikolas: Well, you'll be able to afford better clothing now that you live at the Quartermaines'.

Rebecca: Yeah, I do feel wonderful in this, and, uh, maybe I'll just go for a little shopping spree.

Nikolas: Yeah, you should. Look, can I make just one more observation?

Rebecca: Yeah. Sure.

Nikolas: What do you think about letting your hair go back to its natural color?

Rebecca: You want my hair to look like Emily's?

Alexis: How are you doing, Michael? Are you hungry? Do you want breakfast?

Michael: No, I'm fine, thanks.

Alexis: Good. So, what's the plan?

Michael: Well, uh, I thought that Kristina and I could watch them set up the carnival, if that's all right. You know, maybe we could figure out how they rig all those carnival games and beat the system.

Alexis: Great. Uh, who--who was planning on driving you here. Is Milo gonna take you?

Michael: No, I still have my license, and I got my car back. I drove it over here.

Alexis: Well, that's your parents' call. But in my world, she may not get into the car with you. Sorry, but I'm going back to the original plan. So the two of you can spend as much time as you want together, honestly, but y can't do it alone. Sorry.

Kristina: I get it. I need to do whatever it takes to get back on the right track.

Sam: I know you hate social occasions, and I just can't see you having fun at a carnival. And not to mention that you are recovering from two gunshot wounds. It's just a really good reason for us not to go.

Jason: But it is Michael's charity.

Sam: Okay. Write a check.

Jason: Then you don't want to go?

Sam: You wouldn't even be asking me to go if it weren't for Spinelli and Maxie totally forcing you into it. Right?

[Knock on door]

Carly: Hey, I'm so glad you're home.

Sam: Hi.

Carly: Hi. Um, well, I--I... I didn't get a chance to tell you thank you for helping to bring Michael and Kristina home.

Sam: Yeah. I--it was mostly Jason.

Carly: Oh. Well, it must have been tough or it wouldn't have taken so long. So thanks for not giving up.

Sam: I am glad that they are home safe. That's all that really matters. Wow, gosh, it's getting so late and I have-- I have work to do. So, gotta go. Bye.

[Door closes]

Carly: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This isn't happening. Oh, my God.

Jason: Okay, just take a deep breath. What?

Carly: Okay.

Jason: What is it? Something wrong with the baby?

Carly: Oh, you. You? You and Sam are back together?

Carly: [Breathing deeply] Okay, I want you to be happy. You know, I want that more than anything. I always have. I also want you completely to myself.

Jason: Carly, take deep breaths, right now.

Carly: But I know that's not fair, okay? I know that that is not fair. Especially with me being incredibly happy with Jax. I mean, it's only fair that you should be incredibly happy with...ohh! Okay. Calm down. Okay, you know what? You guys are compatible. You're compatible, and Sam knows exactly what she's getting into. She can go on crazy adventures with you now and I canít. I mean, my life has taken a completely different turn, and I'm in a whole different place right now.

Jason: You're not making sense right now.

Carly: Are you going to deny it? Am I wrong?

Jason: We were just talking. We were just--

Carly: Oh, my God, are going to sit there and deny... you are sleeping with Sam?

Maxie: So, what time do you want to leave for the carnival? Spinelli.

Spinelli: Uh, yeah. It is with profound regret that I must inform Maximista that she must go to the carnival alone or with a family member. I have most urgent business.

Maxie: Okay. Oh--well, what kind of business?

Spinelli: Uh, very, very, very, very serious business. A new client.

Maxie: Does this new client pay extra? Are they famous?

Spinelli: Uh, just a real estate broker who is, uh, concerned about his business partner, one Deidre Evans. Um, there's been unexplained absences and secretive behavior.

Maxie: And?

Spinelli: And he hired McCall and Jackal to find out why.

Maxie: Okay. But that doesn't mean that you can't go to the carnival with me. And it's for a good cause.

Spinelli: Indeed, I--I was looking forward to a day of stomach-churning rides and challenging games and overall frivolity, but upon further consideration, I...have decided I must abstain.

Maxie: Oh. Why?

Spinelli: Duty. Law and order. Paying the rent.

Maxie: Okay. Spinelli, I don't like carnivals either. But it's like I said, it's for a good cause, and the least we could do is go spend just a couple hours in the hospital parking lot.

Spinelli: Yeah. I decided I have to remain diligent in my assigned task. I'm sorry.

Maxie: Is it me? Did I do something to upset you?

Spinelli: No. No, no. A million times no. I'm...I'm sorry. I should never try to hide anything from you. But I-- even so, I...I can't go to the carnival.

Maxie: Spinelli, whatever it is, you can tell me.

Spinelli: I'm deathly afraid of clowns.

Lulu: Can I get a coffee to go?

Waitress: Yes.

Lulu: Thank you.

Dominic: This is perfect. Now I don't have to call you.

Lulu: You don't ever have to call me. You don't even have my number.

Dominic: Yeah, well, we'll get that straightened out this afternoon. What time do you want me to pick you up?

Lulu: And I'm supposed to ask why and for what, right?

Dominic: You always get so flustered when you're around me. It's freaky.

Lulu: I am not flustered.

Dominic: Your memory--have you forgotten it's the General Hospital carnival?

Lulu: Okay, let me, um, say something to you, and try to remember it. There is no connection between you and me and the carnival.

Dominic: There will be when you go with me.

Lulu: Ha! That's not gonna happen.

Dominic: I understand what it is. You're scared to go on the rides.

Lulu: I'm not scared to go on the rides. Are you kidding? I love the rides.

Dominic: Well, prove it.

Matt: Lulu.

Lulu: Hi! I'm sorry, I got your message and I was gonna call you when I got back to work.

Matt: No, don't even worry about it. I would have wanted to do this face to face, anyway. Um, do you want to go to the carnival with me?

Dominic: Sorry.

Nikolas: Well, your hair has been--it's been getting steadily lighter since you came here to Port Charles, right? It has.

Rebecca: Yeah. I thought it looked nice.

Nikolas: No, no, no, it does. It looks great. I mean, you're a beautiful woman. It's just your natural color is...brown, right? I say, why tamper with nature?

Rebecca: Yeah, no, you have a point, you know? I've never really had my hair this light before.

Nikolas: Look, I'm sorry. I apologize if I'm out of line. I'm just--I don't know.

Rebecca: No, no, not at all. Um, I'm really not sure why I kept making it lighter. I don't know, maybe to set myself apart from Emily. But, um, if you think it looks bad, then--

Nikolas: No, no. No, it doesnít. It doesnít. You couldn't--you couldn't look bad if you tried. I just--I think if you trust nature just a little... you'd look even more beautiful.

[Music playing]

Andrea: Is everything okay?

Edward: Oh, yes. It's just dandy. I'm sorry for the interruption.

Andrea: Oh, it's not a problem, really.

Edward: What--what am I thinking? Barkeep, get this young girl whatever she'd like to drink.

Andrea: No! I'll wait. I'll wait for the carnival to kick off.

Edward: Then I guess she'll have to have iced tea.

Andrea: No! No, you're right. I will have something. I'll have what you're having.

Edward: Ho ho! That's the spirit.

Andrea: Yay!

Edward: You know, we were-- we were talking earlier about, uh, Alexis Davis. And I just have to tell you that I think you have--you have presented yourself just so exquisitely during this whole difficult situation.

Andrea: Thank you.

Edward: With the, uh, you know, stalking your husband and, uh, driving recklessly--typical Cassadine behavior--but I always thought that Alexis might be a little bit above all of that.

Andrea: Are you expecting someone?

Edward: Oh, no, just--just my daughter-in-law, Dr. Monica Quartermaine. She's a brilliant cardiologist, but she--she worries far too much about my health.

Andrea: Is there a problem? You seem so active, so vibrant.

Edward: No, no, I'm just fine.

Andrea: Well, then here's to your good health... and a long life.

Andrea: Aah!

Edward: Oh, God, I'm so--that's so clum--I'm so sorry. Oh...

Matt: Thank you. I realize it might be a last-minute invitation, so if you're already going with someone else--

Lulu: No, I'm not.

Dominic: Yes, she is.

Matt: Your hair looks great, by the way, without your hand glued to your head.

Lulu: Yes, thank you. Thanks to you. And I would love to go to the carnival with you.

Matt: Uh, great. You want me to pick you up after my shift?

Lulu: How about I just--I can meet you at the hospital.

Matt: Or we can do that. That's great. Nurses station 10th floor?

Lulu: Great. Sounds good.

Matt: All right. I'll see you then.

Dominic: [Groans] I'm choosing not to feel rejected.

Lulu: Oh, feel rejected. This is me rejecting you.

Dominic: You're just trying really hard to get to me. And I don't mind telling you, it's working.

Lulu: [Laughs]

Elizabeth: Uh, will you remind me again why it's a good idea to go to the carnival with Nikolas and Rebecca?

Lucky: Yeah, for the kids, remember?

Elizabeth: Oh, right, right. For the kids. Uh-oh. Where's Nikolas?

Lucky: Forget Nikolas. Look at the dress.

Elizabeth: Oh, my God, Emily had one just like it. She must have seen it and picked it out or something.

Lucky: Yeah, unless Nikolas did. You look great in that dress, Rebecca.

Rebecca: Oh, thank you. Uh, it was a gift from Nikolas.

Lucky: Hey, buddy.

Jason: Okay. Drink this. Here. Drink this.

Carly: [Sighs]

Jason: Stay focused. Be calm.

Carly: You're not answering the question, which means I'm right. You and Sam are sleeping together.

Jason: Carly, we're not even gonna have this conversation.

Carly: Okay. I can handle this, 'cause I don't want to violate your privacy, and I don't want to meddle in your personal life.

Jason: Huh. Since when?

Carly: Come on. I know what I'm talking about, and I'm right. But you know what? I... I'm gonna try and be a friend to you, and all the times you've helped me, I can help you with this.

Jason: I don't need your help.

Carly: Yes, you do. You do. You and Sam haven't told anyone you guys are sleeping together, right? I mean, you're not talking about it at all, not even to each other. What am I talking about? Of course you guys aren't talking about it to each other.

Jason: I'm not gonna talk about anything with you right now at all.

Carly: Oh, come on! You and Sam have been burned so badly, you're trying to act like this isn't happening. But something big is happening. If I didn't walk through that door, you guys were this close to ripping each other's clothes off.

Jason: I was barely even looking at her.

Carly: Exactly! Jason, you are getting ready to go into a really weird phase. You guys are gonna be all over each other without even realizing it. You're gonna be creating excuses to see each other. And here comes the most important part. When you make plans, Sam's gonna pull back. She's gonna say you're under no obligation. That's only because she doesn't want to crowd you. She's gonna give you what she thinks you want. And if youíre not careful, you two are gonna be further apart than ever.

Sam: Hey, I got your email about the new client.

Spinelli: This is a complex case, indeed, isn't it?

Maxie: And an excuse for Spinelli not to go the carnival.

Sam: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You are going to the carnival. I'm gonna take care of this.

Spinelli: No, no, no, I already made the initial calls.

Maxie: And I thought you were suppose to go to the carnival with Jason.

Sam: No. Business before pleasure. Thank you.

Spinelli: My sentiments exactly. And I did the intake interview. A measure of discretion and patience is required.

Sam: I will follow your notes. Don't worry. I'll take care of it. Bye.

Spinelli: That was puzzling. Did we not work together to allow Stone Cold and fair Samantha to spend an afternoon in each other's company?

Maxie: Oh, let them figure it out. You're my main priority, Spinelli. How could I know you were afraid of clowns? And how is it so bad that you won't even go to a carnival, not even with me? Well, tell me what happened. Did a clown scare you when you were little or something?

Spinelli: Not a clown per se. [Sighs] Okay. Um...it was this gruesome milk pitcher with this evil grin on it. My granny used to put it on the table every day of my childhood.

Maxie: Did she know you were afraid of it?

Spinelli: Well, I would often cry and cower with fear.

Maxie: So why didn't she just use another pitcher?

Spinelli: Granny was of the school that if you wanted to conquer your fear, you should face it. And while I don't think she was wrong, and she didn't torment me on purpose, I was left with a lifelong fear of clowns and a distaste for milk, although I do like ice cream a great deal.

Maxie: So that's it?

Spinelli: Yeah.

Maxie: Okay, well, no badly designed milk pitcher is going to keep us from going to the carnival. And, Spinelli, I think I know how we could cure your clown phobia once and for all.

Spinelli: Oh, b-b-b-b-b-b--

Maxie: No, come on. It's okay.

Rebecca: Nikolas had a conference call, so he said he was gonna meet us there. But, you know, I don't think he's ever seen a carnival before.

Lucky: Well, I guess that means we're gonna have to take him on the rides. Right, guys?

Cameron and Spencer: Yeah!

Lucky: All right. You know what? And I need you and Spencer to help keep an eye on Jake. Can you handle that?

Cameron: Yeah.

Lucky: All right. Let's do it.

Rebecca: I'm sure they'll be fine. It's the parking lot at the hospital, right?

Lucky: You all be careful, now.

Elizabeth: Oh, you know what? I completely forgot to get an extra change of clothes for Jake. Do you guys mind just taking the kids?

Lucky: Yeah. Not gonna be a problem at all.

Elizabeth: Great. Okay. Thanks. I'll meet you there.

Lucky: All right. Let's go, guys! Ready for some rides?

Cameron: Yeah!

Spencer: Yeah!

Patrick: Tell me again why we can't skip the kick-off party and go straight to the rides.

Robin: You are Michael's surgeon, the foundation is named after him, you saved his life.

Patrick: Exactly my point. I feel like I've done enough, so why do I have to go to the meet and greet?

Robin: Because you have to show up.

Patrick: Perfect. Why am I going to this party?

Matt: You are the hotshot surgeon around here. You go to the kick-off party. I actually have a date.

Patrick: What?

Robin: Really? Anyone we know?

Matt: I don't know. Have fun at the party.

Patrick: You know what? If we skip the kick-off party, we can probably figure out who he's going with.

Robin: I'm gonna find out anyway.

Patrick: What if I tossed in cotton candy and a ride on the Ferris wheel?

Robin: Listen, it would really mean a lot to me if you would come with me to this party. It's the perfect opportunity to ask Edward questions to find out what he knows about the murder.

Monica: Oh, um, I hope you're not thinking of bailing on the carnival kick-off party, because we need doctors there.

Patrick: Can't wait.

Robin: And Edward wouldn't miss it, right?

Monica: Actually, I think Edward's probably already there.

Robin: Really?

Monica: Yes, he, uh, he seems to be spending a lot of time at the Metro Court lately. Obviously he's up to something.

Edward: It is so nice to see you again.

Deidre: We're practically regulars here at the Metro Court.

Edward: [Chuckles] Have I told you how beautiful you look?

Deidre: Ohh...

Edward: [Chuckles]

Alexis: Thank you. I had to be Mommie Dearest again today.

Jax: Yeah?

Alexis: Yeah. Michael came over, Michael drove over, and he wanted to take Kristina to the carnival, so I had to be the big, bad meanie. I said no, that they'd have to spend time supervised, not alone, and that she cannot get into his car, ever. That $50,000 sports car, by the way, that he's already gotten back after he drove across several state lines and drove so recklessly that he thought that he drove Claudia off the road. Just thought it was odd. Doesn't he have any consequences for what he did?

Jax: Well, that's an interesting question. I mean, I've been wondering what kind of consequences Kristina will be facing, since she's the one who drove Claudia off the road.

Lulu: Hey.

Carly: Hey.

Lulu: Hi. Why did you want to meet here? Shouldn't you be resting in bed or something?

Carly: No, no. The carnival is raising money for Michael's foundation. Plus, I want to find some alternate routes to the food tent so I can ditch Jax later and get a corn dog.

Lulu: Ooh. Are you sure that's healthy?

Carly: It's a corn dog, Lulu. I've eaten enough carrot sticks and celery to be able to have 5 corn dogs.

Lulu: Okay, sorry. So, then, would this be a good time to talk about a guy who's driving me insane?

Carly: Oh, yes, yes. Tell me everything.

Lulu: All right, so I met this guy at Jakeís. Actually, no, this guy was hitting on me at Jakeís until Lucky and Ethan started beating him up.

Carly: Are you serious?

Lulu: Yeah.

Carly: I thought Lucky and Ethan hated each other.

Lulu: Yeah, well, they do except when they're being Neanderthals.

Olivia: Hi.

Carly: Hey.

Lulu: And so, he wasn't even trying to avoid the fight, right? He just kept mouthing off until Nikolas had to come in and stop it.

Carly: Well, what happened? Who'd the guy leave with?

Lulu: Well, me.

Olivia: [Chuckles]

Carly: Well, then he won.

Lulu: No. He--I brought him here and I dumped him and I ditched him.

Carly: Okay. So...

Lulu: So he's still hitting on me. He's not taking no for an answer.

Carly: Is he a stalker?

Lulu: No. It's not like that. It's just, heís...he's like really complicated, you know? Heís...very cocky and-- I mean, he's charming. He makes things fun, like being at the hospital and getting the crap beaten out of him, but he's so crazy about himself, he thinks that everybody else should be crazy about him, too.

Carly: It sounds like you are. I'm just saying.

Lulu: I'm just saying, fine, yeah, he's cute. And, yes, he makes me laugh, but there is no way that I'm going out with Dominic.

Olivia: [Groans]

Carly: Are you okay?

Olivia: Yes, kind of sick. This headache just came out of nowhere.

Dominic: Three gorgeous women all in one place. Did I hit the jackpot or what?

Jax: Thanks.

Robin: Right there. Who's that woman, though? I've never seen her before.

Patrick: I've never seen her either, but Edward definitely has.

Edward: [Laughing] Shh, shh.

Deidre: Stop.

Robin: Maybe he was with her the night Brianna was murdered.

Patrick: No, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey. You're not going over there.

Robin: Why? I have some questions for the guy.

Patrick: Robin, he's flirting. Let him be.

Edward: And we've certainly had a wonderful summer, and I only hope that nothing will change as we head into the fall.

Deidre: Maybe we can go to New England for foliage, find a nice B&B?

Edward: Oh, you enjoy the country, then, huh?

Deidre: I enjoy you.

Edward: [Laughing]

Deidre: I sure hope you don't have to rush off to the carnival too soon.

Edward: I told you before, dear, I always have time for you. Hmm?

[Chuckling]

Jax: You know, in all fairness, Michael was innocent, and Kristina was not.

Alexis: You're right. And she has to live with that for the rest of her life. It's a punishment I wouldn't wish on anyone. Believe me, she's got plenty of consequences. Do you remember how responsible she used to be? She never wanted to do anything wrong. And the grades that she got. Then she started hanging around with Michael, and--

Jax: So what are you saying, that Kristina's problems are all Michael's fault? 'Cause that's what it sounds like to me.

Alexis: I'm just saying that she's acting out. She started acting out when she started hanging around with Michael.

Jax: You know what? Maybe they're not as different from each other as you think.

Lulu: I can't believe you followed me all the way over here.

Dominic: No, no, I didnít.

Lulu: You heard me arrange to meet Matt, who's my date, as opposed to you, here.

Dominic: You guys aren't supposed to meet for hours. Why would I be here so early?

Lulu: Because you want to bully Matt, and--and you're gonna try and convince him to stand me up.

Dominic: Hmm, yeah. I'm flattered. I hate telling women this, and it happens all the time. I don't spend all my time plotting ways to meet up with you.

Lulu: You never told a woman that in your life.

Dominic: It's just fate. What's meant to be is meant to be, and, uh, I'm meant to make you happy.

Lulu: Oh, uh, no, we're not-- we're not meant to be. We're not. And fate has nothing to do with us. And there is no us. So...leave me alone.

Dominic: [Sighs] She wishes she was going out with me instead of that doctor.

Olivia: You think this is funny? You think this is some kind of joke? Because you're throwing around your little lines and being all cute and charming, you think that makes it all right?

Dominic: Uh, you lost me.

Olivia: Hey, when a woman says no, she means no. Okay? That's not a challenge to try and win her back. That doesn't mean that you try to show up wherever you think she's gonna be or pick a fight or interrupt her conversation or try to bully her date into standing her up. No, you treat that girl with respect. You don't go throwing around all sorts of charming lines and flashing your dimples and thinking that she's gonna fall down at your feet. That's not how it works.

Dominic: Mrs. Falconeri?

Olivia: Yes, that's correct.

Dominic: Thanks for your generous advice. I'll take it to heart, but I can't win Lulu back, 'cause I've never been with her. And I don't have any dimples. See? Not even one. See you.

Carly: You okay?

Olivia: Huh. Huh. I just don't-- I don't know what just got into me.

Carly: I think I know.

Jason: No, no, no, no. No. Hold the shipment. We cannot risk another raid. No, I cannot meet you. I have, uh, I have plans, Bernie.

[Knock on door]

Jason: All right, thanks. Gotta go.

Sam: Hi. Okay, so you're officially officially off the hook. Spinelli brought in a new client today, I have to work, and you do not have to take me to the carnival.

Jason: Are you sure you don't want to go?

Sam: No, no, listen. This se gives us both the perfect out. So you are under no obligation at all.

Nikolas: Correct. Yeah. No, I--I won't be back in Greece until further notice. Right. I'll expect my, uh, my minutes on my email. Okay. Thank you. What-- what are you looking for?

Elizabeth: Hmm. I remember this dress. Emily looked really great in it.

Nikolas: Yes, she did.

Elizabeth: Then why did you give Rebecca one just like it?

Elizabeth: Has Rebecca ever seen this picture?

Nikolas: I doubt it.

Elizabeth: Then she has no idea you're dressing her up just like her dead sister?

Nikolas: That's a pretty dress, though, isn't it? I thought Rebecca would like it and she does.

Elizabeth: You really expect me to believe that? I know you too well. Remember, I'm the one who found you out on the turret with a bottle of vodka, raving about how Rebecca was a lying tramp.

Nikolas: All right.

Elizabeth: You know, I don't believe for one second that you have forgiven her this quickly. In fact, I don't believe that you've forgiven her at all. I think you are lying to her and manipulating her.

Nikolas: Okay, what if I am?

Elizabeth: You're a Cassadine. You're really good at revenge. And I'm sure whatever you're planning to do to Rebecca will hurt her. But not as much as it'll hurt you.

Patrick: I've always heard Edward was a skirt-chaser, but I've never seen the guy in action before.

Robin: Oh, well, it looks like he's doing a pretty good job of it. I can't believe Lila would forgive him and take him back all those years.

Patrick: Listen, if they were together the night of the murder, he wouldn't have noticed a bomb go off, let alone Andrea walk by.

Monica: Excuse me. I hate to break this up, but, uh, you did promise that you were going to mingle.

Edward: Oh. Oh, well, I'm sorry. Deidre, I'd like to have you meet Dr. Monica Quartermaine, my daughter-in-law.

Deidre: Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.

Monica: Nice to meet you. How long have you and Edward been friends?

Edward: Well, uh, Deidre manages some of our commercial real estate properties.

Deidre: And Edward is a delight to work with.

Monica: Did Edward also tell you he has a bad heart? I mean, I mean, I wouldn't want your business dealings to get, uh, too strenuous.

Edward: Monica is so worried about my heart. I just got a clean bill of health.

[Chuckles]

Kristina: You were seeing Tara while I was gone.

Kiefer: What was I supposed to do? You left without saying goodbye, and you've been ducking me ever since you got back.

Kristina: So let's just get this over with. Do you want to break up with me?

Kiefer: What? Why would I want to break up with you? You're the only girl I think about.

Olivia: I had no right to go off on that guy like that. I barely even know him, but the way that he's dogging Lulu like that, it's just--it's not fair.

Carly: Kind of reminded you of Sonny, didn't it?

Olivia: What gave it away? Is it the dimples thing?

Carly: [Laughs] Dominic can be just as charming as Sonny. And I have to say, just now, Dominic reminded me a lot of Sonny.

Jason: Is the new case an emergency?

Sam: Sort of. Yeah. I mean, sure. The agency does need business. I have to work. I just wanted to come and let you know that you are officially off the hook.

Jason: But I'd like to go.

Sam: Then go. And have fun.

Jason: No. No, I want to go with you.

Jason: I understand that you have to work.

[Carnival music playing]

Sam: Spinelli?

Jason: Why the hell are you dressed like a clown?

Spinelli: I'm confronting, indeed, I am the embodiment of what terrifies me the most.

[Door closes]

Sam: So you're saying you're afraid of clowns.

Spinelli: Yes. Fair Samantha cuts to the chase. I'm on my way to the carnival.

Jason: Why?

Spinelli: I don't know. To get the full clown experience, mingle with other clowns, I guess.

Sam: Who put you up to this?

Spinelli: Fair Maximista. She does not want her groom-to-be to live the rest of his life in mortal fear.

Sam: So, I guess you shouldn't be looking in mirrors anytime soon.

Spinelli: Excellent suggestion. You know, the more I think about it, I...Shakespeare had clowns in his plays. Puck, Touchstone, Yorick. Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. He was a fellow of infinite jest, most excellent fancy.

Jason: Spinelli, what's wrong?

Spinelli: It just occurred to me that this Yorick was represented by a skull, a reminder that death is the one certainty for us all. See, clowns are just not happy.

Sam: Oh, come on. What possible danger could there be at a carnival.

Spinelli: I suppose you're right. And even if there were, I'm dressed like a clown, and the buffoon often gets the better of the devil.

[Carnival music playing]

Anthony: You know, everyone in Port Charles is gonna be at that carnival. And who can blame them? They're gonna have a Ferris wheel. Children laughing. I hate to miss it. without a little suspense, without a little mystery? Everybody's gonna be having so much fun. I think I'll send over a little surprise of my own. Heh heh heh heh heh!

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