GH Transcript Monday 7/13/09

General Hospital Transcript Monday 7/13/09


Provided By Suzanne
Proofread By Kathy

[Crowd cheering]

Coleman: how amazing was that, folks? how 'bout a big "hoo-ha" for Drs. Scorpio and Drake right there?

Crowd: Hoo-ha!

Coleman: Karaoke trailblazers, I'm telling you. Now, see how easy that was, folks? Whoís next?

[Elizabeth chuckles]

Coleman: Come on now.

Lulu: So, what do you guys think?

Lucky: About what?

Lulu: Singing.

Nikolas: No. no, I'm good. thanks.

Ethan: Yeah. I'm not much of a singer.

Elizabeth: Yeah, well, I don't think anyone here is, except maybe Rebecca. I don't know. Are you?

Rebecca: Oh, no, no, no. no, no, no. I can't sing. I'm the worst.

Lulu: Oh, my gosh. Come on, you guys. What a--what's a better way to bond than getting humiliated together?

Maxie: Spinelli, you should go next.

Sonny: Have you been dipping into the Zacchara drug stash? Why--what reason would I have to trust you? You ambush my men. You--you threaten my family. You're from the other side. You come into my home uninvited. Why would I risk putting you on my payroll? Huh? I-- that's a question I need you to answer right now. What is it?

Dominic: Because--because you like risks. And would I walk in here wanting a job if I intended to take you down? Maybe. Still, you gotta ask yourself, "Is this clown nuts, or can he help me?"

Sonny: No, what I'm gonna ask myself is should I shoot him or bounce him off the sidewalk on his ass?

Carly: Shoot him.

Dominic: Hey, come on. You weren't talkin' like that the other day when we were in the woods together. The moonlight, balmy summer night.

Sonny: All right. All right.

Dominic: Just you and me and those 2 little ninjas you call kids.

Carly: Shoot him, Sonny.

Sonny: Get over here, big boy.

Dominic: Come on. Okay, okay, look. You think just 'cause you and old man Zacchara got all touchy-feely with each other, that his army of thugs aren't gonna still consider you the enemy?

Sonny: And you're here to do what, save me?

Dominic: Hell, no. I'm here to make a fortune for myself doing for you what you can't do for yourself.

Sonny: Shut you up?

Dominic: No. Unite the tribes. I know the "Z" organization inside out. I know what the players think before they think it. You are walkin' through a minefield, big guy, and I am the only one who can get you through in one piece.

Anthony: You can't believe how isolating it is in here. or maybe it's a curse of age, but I find myself uncharacteristically craving the company of others, you know, a little human contact. Funny to think I used to be a solitary person by choice.

Jason: Why am I here?

Anthony: Of course. Forgive me. This isn't social. Word has reached me that some of my people are refusing to honor my agreement with Sonny. I wanted to tell you where you're looking me right in the eyes that these acts of disloyalty do not stem from me.

Jason: I might take your word for that... go back to Sonny, convince Sonny that it's true.

Anthony: You can't kid a kidder, kid. Thereís an "if" coming.

Jason: I--I need you to give me something. I need you to give me confirmation and proof that Claudia was responsible for Michael's shooting, and if you give me that, I will tell Sonny anything you want.

Crowd, chanting: Jackal. Jackal.

Spinelli: No. no.

Crowd: Jackal. Jackal. Jackal. Jackal. Jackal. Jackal. Jackal. Jackal.


Spinelli: No, no, no. no. no. Actually uh--thank you. Thank you. Uh, thank y--you're all-- you're all very kind. It's just, um, I-I'm having some, uh, technical difficulties, and I'm not yet ready to perform, so, uh...

Lulu: Spinelli.

[Crowd groaning]

Spinelli: If you--if you guys-- no, just proceed--proceed without me, all right, just for now.

Lulu: Spinelli.

Coleman: hey, you heard the man. he needs to prep. that's the way the pros do it. I'm not kidding you. Hey, nothin' like building a little anticipation, my man, all right? You know? Okay. Heh. Whoís--who's gonna pick up the slack? Come on. Whoís gonna pick up the slack, brother? I know what you're thinkin'. The doc squad, they left some serious mojo up here, but let's face it. They didn't set the bar that high, did they? Come on now.

Man: Ohh. Come on.

Robin: Hey! Theyíre saying that we sucked? I don't-- we were okay, right?

Patrick: No, we didn't suck.

Robin: Okay.

[Crowd laughs]

Max: I don't know. I happen to think they sounded pretty good.

Diane: Well, yes, but I do not think that drunken carousing over an open mic is the wisest course of action for a doctor who's facing a malpractice suit.

Max: You wouldn't.

Diane: I owe Brianna Hughes' family due diligence--

Max: Diane, what happens at Jake's stays at Jake's. You know the rules.

Diane: Max, if I am able to--

Max: Or I'm walking out.

Diane: I love it when you get commanding.

[Both laugh]

Lulu: God, you guys are so boring. Whereís your sense of fun?

Rebecca: I'll grab us another round of liquid courage. Uh, margaritas, anyone?

Lulu: Yes, please.

Ethan: Yes, please.

Elizabeth: Thank you.

Ethan: Let me give you a hand. Look, you should find a way to graciously change your mind and to take the money from Nikolas...

Rebecca: Another round, please?

Bartender: Yeah, sure.

Ethan: Or I will spill this scam all over him.

Rebecca: Hey, look, I know this is really amusing for you, playing the heavy, but I really need you to stop.

Ethan: You think I'm bluffing?

Nikolas: Hey. Whatís goin' on over here?

Olivia: Did anyone ever tell you that bringing up old boyfriends, especially ones that are as remote in the past as Sonny Corinthos, is a real mood killer?

Johnny: Okay, what? I'm not allowed to be curious about your past?

Olivia: What is the point? For what?

Johnny: You're right. There isn't one. Nothing. It-it's fine.

Olivia: Okay. Okay. [Sighs] Look--look, okay, Sonny-- Sonny was this dark, broody kid that was pissed off at the world, all right, and for good reason. His--his stepfather beat the crap out of him and his mother on a regular basis. Everybody knew about it, and no one did anything. Okay, there was nothing you could do. Deke was a cop. Adele wasn't gonna prosecute, and in those days in the neighborhood, you jus-- you--you didn't air your dirty laundry, okay? You stuffed it in a hamper, and you hoped that no one would mention the smell. And I--I felt sorry for Sonny, you know? His life was just so... dark, and I spend a lot of time trying to be one good thing in it. Then he turned around and nailed my cousin.

Johnny: Hmm. Sounds like Sonny's the same jerk he always was.

Olivia: You see what I'm saying?

Johnny: So, then why carry around a picture of the bad old days?

Olivia: oh, I--I got a picture of me and Monsignor Pallone, too. Does that mean I'm waitin' for him to defrock? God.

Johnny: Okay, Sonny's no priest, first of all. Second of all, the only reason Sonny's married to my sister is because it was part of a business deal that my father brokered that he can't enforce anymore, so there's nothing holding Sonny to Claudia. I don't--

Olivia: Um, except for a baby, which--I don't know. Are you the last person on earth that Claudia hasn't told?

Johnny: Clearly not. Heh. But Sonny's not even sure that that baby's his, and if it's not, if he finds out--when he finds out, Claudia will be gone the day that happens.

Olivia: What's goin' on here? Uh, John, if this thing that we've got, if it's not workin' out for you, if you're tryin' to get rid of me, all you gotta do is say so, okay? I would rather that you just be honest than try to ram Sonny Corinthos down my throat.

Johnny: Okay, look. That is not it at all. What I'm tryin' to say-- or do or--no.

Olivia: Well, then, what are we talkin' about here?

Johnny: You know--heh. Olivia, I'm not a romantic kind of guy. I got no tolerance for the lies that people tell themselves when they think that they're in love. And so, I get it. You know? You and I probably aren't gonna go ridin' off into some magical sunset together.

Olivia: Heh.

Johnny: But at the same time, I really like you, and I really like the time we spend together for as long as it lasts, and what I don't wanna do is hold you back, okay? I don't wanna be the excuse for you not to go after what you want.

Sonny: My wife's a Zacchara. Her brother is one of my lieutenants. I--I got all the ins I need with what's left of the organization.

Dominic: Claudia was shipped off to Italy when she was, what, 13? John spent his whole life raising hell, avoiding the business altogether. Heís useless. Neither one has spent any time in the trenches. They don't know the rank and file. They don't know the men who wake up every day and put their lives on the line and go to work with the Corinthos banner on their back. Imagine the theme from Rocky playin' underneath this. Pretty inspiring, huh? All right, look. Johnny and Claudia, they don't even know who's loyal to you right now and who's betrayin' you.

Sonny: And you do?

Dominic: I will.

Sonny: Ah, you're pretty sure of yourself there.

Dominic: Well, someone's gotta be. Help me out. I mean, come on. Explain to your ex how even scrambling for my life with a bullet hole in my side, I held it together enough and didn't hurt you or your kids. I mean, when you think about it, I'm a hero.

Sonny: Carly has nothing to do with this. She shouldn't even be here.


Claudia: Hmm. This guy used to work for my father. Whatís he doing here?

Dominic: Heh.

Anthony: Trust me. If I had proof that my treacherous daughter had anything to do with shooting an innocent kid, I'd turn it over in a heartbeat, but I got bupkus, not even a reason to believe Claudia was involved.

Jason: [Sighs] I guess this visit's over.

Anthony: Look, I'm gonna die in this place. I know it. I've accepted it. I've even prepared for it when I initiated the transfer of power. My interest is as an observer. I mean, I'm-- I'm a financially vested party. I want what I set in motion to play out successfully. I hear things in here. I know there's unrest brewing. Just tell Sonny it didn't originate with me.

Dominic: Hey, hey, hey. Good timing. Sonny's just about to give me a job. Maybe you can, uh, give me a good reference.

Sonny: You know what, Carly? Uh, I didn't know that this was gonna happen, I was gonna have a business meeting, so--

Carly: I don't need your permission to leave. I will go on my own.

Sonny: Oh.

Carly: But just be warned. If Jason is not out by tomorrow, I will be back, and it won't be pleasant.

Claudia: Is it ever?

Carly: Heh.

Dominic: Now, that is one hell of a woman. You know, since you and her are-- [Whistles, imitates explosion] You think I could maybe--

Sonny: no.

Claudia: Hey, why don't you show some respect and slither out of here on your own while you still can? 'Cause there's no way in hell that you're working for my husband.

Dominic: Wow. Whoíd have thought? It's your wife that gives you orders. Heh heh.

Olivia: You are not an excuse for anything, John. I like being with you.

Johnny: Feeling is mutual.

Olivia: Good. I like this thing the way we got it set up. It's just--it's fun as long as it lasts, right? That hasn't changed, has it?

Johnny: Not from this end.

Olivia: Good. I was startin' to think maybe your sister poppin' off at the mouth all the time about the desperate cougar was startin' to get to you.

Johnny: Okay, Claudia does not run my life, although she thinks she does.

Olivia: Heh.

Johnny: Hey, why are you so far away?

Olivia: No reason I can think of. Oh, God. You know, you scare me sometimes. [Sighs] I cannot believe I got a kid almost your age.

Johnny: Oh, God. Okay, I got that. I do. You tell me all the time.

Olivia: Do I, really?

Johnny: Yeah, you do.

Olivia: Oh. Well, shame on me. Okay, point taken.

Johnny: See? There it is. I love that about you. A guy can just be straight. I mean, you wouldn't believe all the mental convolutions most women go through.

Olivia: No, I bet I would.

Johnny: Heh.

Olivia: So, you like it straight. So do I. So what are you tryin' to tell me?

Johnny: That I think you're awesome, Olivia, and you deserve to have exactly what you want.

Olivia: I agree. I'm awesome, and I deserve everything I want. Why are we talking about Sonny again?

Johnny: Because you got a past with him. Maybe there's a future.

Olivia: No. no.

Johnny: All right, well, it's at least worth considering, okay? So maybe that's what we need to do, just reassess, and hopefully when we do, we end up right about...

Spinelli: Come on. [Blows]

Maxie: You're still futzing with that thing? I don't understand what's up with that particular mike.

Spinelli: Uh, I don't know. It's--it's a good luck charm, I guess.

Maxie: You're not superstitious.

Spinelli: No, it's true. I-- I don't--I normally eschew the unrealistic premise that what, an acorn on a windowsill will keep lightning from striking a house, but my granny subscribes to that notion, so maybe there's something to it.

Maxie: An acorn? Do you really believe that?

Spinelli: No.

Maxie: My point exactly, so you don't need the mic.

Spinelli: No, no. [Stammers] Then, fine. It's an old security blanket, but...

Maxie: Spinelli, you don't need it.

Spinelli: You don't take it away from me.

Maxie: Okay. Okay. It's fine. You know what you need? Inspiration. And lucky for you, I'm here, ready to inspire, so you just keep messing around with that mic, and I'm gonna take care of everything else, okay? I need you desperately. And you.

Elizabeth: Gee, I feel so left out.

Lulu: What--what is happening?

Maxie: Spinelli is, like, frozen in a moment, and we have to get him unstuck.

Lulu: what?

Maxie: well, he's taking this whole "serenading Maximista" thing so seriously, he's starting to psych himself out, so I was thinking maybe if we could show him it's not all be-all, end-all serious, that would make it better, you know?

Lulu: So you want us to sing?

Maxie: Isn't--isn't that what I've been saying? Are you with me?

Lulu: Absolutely. So what about you, Rebecca?

Nikolas: Go on. Go ahead. Live dangerously.

Ethan: Yes, Rebecca, do.

Rebecca: Oh. Yeah, sure. why not?

Lulu: Yay!

Robin: I am onto you, you big faker, making me drag you onstage. You love the attention.

Patrick: Really? And you didn't like it up there?

Robin: Well, not as much as you.

Patrick: Oh, yeah.

Robin: So cute, my rock-star husband.

Coleman: Okay, kids, here it comes. Weíre cookin' with gas now. In fact, I hope somebody-- I hope somebody has the fire department on speed dial, because this next act is a smokin'-hot girl group comin' at you. tsss! oh, man. Please. Put your hands together and give it up for Maxie and the Maxettes.

[Crowd cheering]

Lulu: I know you like me

Maxie and Rebecca: I know you like me

Lulu: I know you do

All: I know you do

Maxie: That's why whenever I come around

All: She's all over you

Lulu: I know you want it

Maxie and Rebecca: I know you want it

Lulu: It's easy to see

All: It's easy to see

Maxie: And in the back of your mind, you know

All: You should be truckin' with me

[Crowd cheering]

Maxie: Fight the feelin'

Lulu and Rebecca: Fight the feelin'

Maxie: Leave it alone

Lulu and Rebecca: Leave it alone

Lulu: 'Cause if it ain't love it just ain't enough

All: To leave a happy home

[Crowd cheering]

Maxie: Let's keep it friendly

Lulu and Rebecca: Let's keep it friendly

Rebecca: Have to play fair

Lulu and Maxie: You have to play fair

Lulu: See, I don't care but I know she ain't gonna wanna share

[Crowd cheering]

All: don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Donít cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Donít cha? Donít cha? Donít cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Donít cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Donít cha?

Lulu: You do.

All: I know I'm on your mind I know we'd have a good time I'm your friend, I'm fun and I'm fine I ain't lyin' look at me, tsssh you ain't blind

All and Diane: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Donít cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Donít cha?

[Crowd cheering]

All: Don't cha? Donít cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Donít cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?

[Crowd cheering]

[Crowd cheering]

Maxie: So what did you think?

Spinelli: the Jackal is speechless. Your--your--your virtuosity, your phrasing, your--your commanding stage presence--

Maxie: So you thought I looked hot.

Spinelli: So hot.

Maxie: See, Spinelli? All I had to do was look at you, and that's what you need to do. Get up there and sing and just look at me, and everything will be fine.

Elizabeth: Man, Lulu, that was so amazing.

Lulu: Oh. Well, don't applaud. Throw money.

Ethan: Uh, that's a grand idea. They could use some tips for such a great performance.

Lucky: Yeah. I knew you loved music, but I didn't ever guess you had a singer inside you that's dyin' to get out.

Ethan: Yeah. You know, you surprised us all. It's amazing how little you actually know someone.

Lulu: well, that was what today is about, right, seeing each other in a new light? I think we're doing a good job of that.

Ethan: And the night is still young.

Johnny: Give it to me straight. What's goin' on?

Jason: A retired Zacchara lieutenant told me that Anthony wanted to see me.

Johnny: Wow. Thatís the first I've heard of it. Did you go?

Jason: Yeah. Yeah, I went.

Johnny: what did he want?

Jason: I don't know. It's hard to tell. And he wanted to assure Sonny that he wasn't coordinating the uprise from, uh, the inside.

Johnny: You believe him?

Jason: I don't know if I believe him. But if he's tellin' the truth, somebody outside is pullin' the strings.

Johnny: Absolutely.

Jason: Look, I understand that you walk a fine line between loyalty to your blood and proving yourself to us.

Johnny: Okay, wait a minute. Are you implying that I'm running this Zacchara defection camp?

Jason: No, I'm not. I'm just trying to give you a heads-up, because there's gonna come a time where walking the line is not gonna cut it. You are gonna have to choose one side or the other. A time in order to prove yourself to us. You're gonna have to stop protecting certain people.

Sonny: Claudia doesn't speak for me, and she knows it.

Claudia: Oh, that's not what I was trying to say.

Sonny: That's exactly what you were trying to say.

Claudia: No, it's not.

Dominic: You wanna have a little spat on me?

Claudia: Shut up.

Sonny: Shut up, will ya? You got some big cojones. I'll give you that. And since I don't really care whether you get killed or not, I tell you what. Find me a name and proof of somebody in my organization that's being disloyal to me, something, you know, there's no way I could find out, and I will find a home for you.

Dominic: 15 minutes too long to wait?

Sonny: Heh. Fif...

Dominic: Good seeing you again.

Claudia: Get--ahh! You're not--

Sonny: What the--

Claudia: You're not serious about hiring him.

Sonny: You wanna step deeper into this?

Claudia: Hey!

Sonny: Is that what you wanna do?

Claudia: I'm not allowed to have an opinion? I know that guy, and you don't. Dominic is completely unreliable. He shifts whichever way the wind blows, Sonny. You cannot trust him.

Sonny: You know what I saw? I saw a guy that has no fear. I could use someone like that, Claudia.

Claudia: Sonny, you can't trust him.

Sonny: Oh, please.

Claudia: Look, he's probably here working you on my father's order--on my father's orders, and you know what? If you hire him, he's gonna feed you bogus information, and then he'll kill you.

Sonny: Heh.

Claudia: Fine. You know what? If you hire him, don't meet with him here, 'cause I--I don't want him in the house.

Sonny: Wow.

Claudia: I don't wanna be around him.

Sonny: No. Yeah, I can see that. Thatís a pretty passionate reaction. Why is that?

Claudia: Here we go. What are you accusing me of now?

Sonny: I--I was just noticing how anxious Dominic makes you, like maybe he--you know something about him that you're not telling me.

Claudia: You know, here--here I am trying to save your butt from a likely traitor, and you're so busy looking for reasons and ways to accuse me that you can't even see it, none of which is even the real issue.

Sonny: I didn't really know there was an issue.

Claudia: Yeah, damn straight there's an issue.

Sonny: Oh, really?

Claudia: You would have just tossed Dominic out on his sorry ass if I hadn't been the one who recommended it. Instead, you offered him a job to stick it to me. Why?

Sonny: You need to calm down, because you're gettin' overexcited. It's not good for the baby.

Claudia: Don't act like you give a damn about this baby.

Sonny: Oh, I give a damn about the baby. If it's mine, I give a damn.

Claudia: Oh. Oh, okay. And so, what? Until then, you're gonna keep your boot in my face so we can make sure we know who's got all the power here? I've had about enough of you. I've been pushed just a little too far.

Sonny: What does that mean?

Claudia: What does it mean?

Sonny: Yeah.

Claudia: It means I-I've tried to hold up my end of the bargain here, Sonny. I have tried to support you and not embarrass you, which I do just by my very presence.

Sonny: Ri--

Claudia: There's nothing I can really do about that, but, hey, if you think that I'm, like, some human incubator who's gonna hand over this baby when it's born, you got another thing comin', 'cause I will give you a fight the likes of which you can't even imagine.

Sonny: You better stop talking before you say somethin' you're gonna regret.

Claudia: Yeah? Or what? You're gonna smack me around?

Sonny: Come on. You know I don't do that.

Claudia: Oh, really? How would I know that? You treat me like dirt. When you're not accusing me of something, then you're-- you're actively threatening my life, and I'm sick of it.

Sonny: Well, I'm sick of you!


[Knock on door]

Dominic: Not now, darlin'. I'm workin'.

Jason: Wanna hear a funny story? A guy fitting your description hassled Sonny's family in the woods, and here you are in my house.

Dominic: Not to quibble, but hassle is a long way from causing actual harm. Even the ex-Ms. Corinthos admitted I didn't hurt them. And why would I? I mean, that little Morgan, he's a techno-genius, totally helped me with my P.D.A., got it up and workin' when I had lost hope. Michael, he wasn't as helpful, but I managed not to shoot him, and his mother was appropriately grateful, just now when I saw 'em at Sonny's.

Jason: Why were you at Sonny's?

Dominic: I was askin' him for a job. Heís giving me one, providing you let me out of here alive.

Lucky: Uh-huh. Why am I not surprised we can't talk you into singing?

Nikolas: Well, I don't know. That depends on the song.

Lucky: Nice try. You know, I don't think there's enough alcohol in this bar to get you on that stage.

Elizabeth: Uh, now, I disagree. I don't think Nikolas is as predictable as you think he is.

Lucky: Well, that's the point. I mean, who would have predicted Nikolas kissing you?

Ethan: Wait. What?

Elizabeth: [Scoffs]

Lucky: Yeah, Rebecca and I, we went out a few times, and my brother here, he didn't like it, so he planted one on Elizabeth right here in this bar.

Lulu: what?

Lucky: Mm-hmm.

Lulu: Uh, tell me more.

Elizabeth: Great. Thank you, Lucky. Okay, yeah, it was obvious that Nikolas was making a bid for Rebecca's attention, so I went along with it, because that's what friends do.

Lucky: hmm.

Elizabeth: He is a good kisser, though, isn't he, Rebecca?

Nikolas: [Chuckles]

Spinelli: Uh, humblest apologies for the intrusion, but, um, I am in dire need of the brusque lady of justice's counsel. Could--could you spare me a moment?

Max: go ahead. I'll get us another drink.

Spinelli: Thank you. I-- thank you.

Diane: Mr. Grasshopper, you have 2 minutes. After that, I start billing.

Spinelli: Okay. I--I am courting Maximista in the--with the time-honored traditions of old, one of them being the art of the serenade.

Diane: Very romantic. I approve.

Spinelli: Okay. Well, I come to find out the Jackal has a voice akin to, well, fingernails on a--on a blackboard, so I'm ashamed to admit it, but I have resorted to subterfuge.

Diane: Ahem. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

Spinelli: Right. Right. So I-- I devised a--a specially rigged microphone that adjusts for the deficiencies in my voice, allowing me to sing in a--in a melodic and soothing manner, but unfortunately while receiving the kiss of my true love, I dropped said microphone into a pitcher of beer...

Diane: Ha ha ha!

Spinelli: Rendering it...

Diane: Sorry.

Spinelli: Useless, and so now my voice remains cringeworthy. And Maximista expects a song, a song I dare not sing, because in a word, I suck. It is a distressful dilemma.

Diane: No, it's not a dilemma at all. You simply tell your lady the truth.

Spinelli: The truth.

Diane: Yes, the truth. The truth is what every woman wants to hear from the man she loves, unless of course she is asking you if the jeans that she's wearing at the moment happen to make her butt look fat. Donít ever answer that honestly, unless you wanna find yourself in a hellhole that you will never crawl out of. And that, Mr. Grasshopper is the extent of my romantic advice for the evening, because my own true love returneth.

Spinelli: Thank you for your wise counsel. I will employ it. Thank you.

Max: Thank you.

Diane: [Laughs]

Spinelli: I have a confession to make.

Maxie: Ahem. No, Spinelli, it's okay. I mean, I figured out what happened. Somewhere along the line, you just decided that you don't wanna sing for me anymore.

Spinelli: No. no. You know what? The Jackal will not disappoint, for Maximista's display of courtly affection demands reciprocity, and she shall have it. I will perform, and let the chips fall where they may.

[Knock on door]

Olivia: [Sighs] For Pete's sake. Hold your horses. Sonny. What are you doin' here?

Sonny: I don't like the way we left--we left things.

Olivia: Oh, really? How is that, exactly? You know what? Know what? Donít-- I don't even wanna hear it. Okay? Weíve been spendin' way too much time together.

Sonny: That's not true. You know that's not true. Why do you say that? I mean...

Olivia: That's not true? I think I hear your wife calling.

Sonny: My wife is a miserable, lying witch, and the only reason I haven't dumped her or had her shot is because she could be carrying my baby.

Olivia: Do not-- do not come here looking for sympathy or understanding or whatever the hell else it is that you think you need, because I got nothin' for you.

Dominic: Sonny's promised me a position in the new regime if I give him a traitor. That and if I stop hittin' on his ex-wife.

Jason: Why do you--why do you wanna work for us?

Dominic: I have aspirations.

Jason: Aspirations? That usually means you wanna replace Sonny.

Dominic: Absolutely. Not anytime soon. I mean, there will come a day when Sonny will wanna retire, or someone'll take him out. You, too. No offense, but you're a walkin' bull's-eye.

Jason: You talk too much.

Dominic: Nervous reflex. Look, there has to be someone capable of stepping in and affecting a smooth transition to whatever's the next thing, someone who's familiar with how the operation works on a daily basis.

Jason: And you think that person is you?

Dominic: I'll be the best soldier you've ever had. Got the drive, the smarts, the instincts, the stones to walk into Sonny's living room and negotiate with him right after that run-in with Carly and his sons. Heís given me a chance to back up what I'm saying. I want you to do that, too, or at least not get in my way. Deal? Good. Can I go now?

Jason: Yeah. Hey, can you--can you come over here? I need your help.

Maxie: Are you sure that you wanna do this? Because, you know, if you don't, that's-- that's okay. I don't want you to feel any sort of pressure from me singing to you. Thatís not what I wanted.

Spinelli: Maximista is deserving of the serenade she was promised, however imperfect it may be. It's time for the Jackal to seize the moment.

[Microphone feedback]

Coleman: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Look out, folks. Here it comes. This is the moment we've all been waiting for. Hey, for those of you who don't know, the guy that inspired this event is ready to pay tribute to the woman who inspires him. Ladies and gentlemen, Jake's proudly presents the vocal stylings of your favorite Jackal and mine, Damien Spinelli. Put it together. Give it up!

[Crowd cheering]

Coleman: All right, buddy. hey, buddy, what's it gonna be? Give it to 'em, Spinelli.

Man: hey, come on, man.

Coleman: hey, just--hey, dude, just tell me what song. I'll punch it up.

Spinelli: [Swallows]

[Knock on door]

Sam: hey.

Jason: hey.

Sam: Hi. I got here as fast as I could. [Sighs] What?

Jason: Wh--you're just taller.

Sam: Yeah?

Jason: Yeah.

Sam: Oh, it's, uh--it's the shoes. I have to wear them at the club. Heh heh.

Jason: Uh, what club?

Sam: Uh, I-I'm undercover at a strip club.

Jason: Ho ho ho.

Sam: Yeah. I'm doin' a case on a cheating husband. I'm actually waitressing, and guess what. I'm kinda pretty good at it.

Jason: Mm-hmm.

Sam: It's just a challenge in these heels. Whatís up?

Jason: Uh, Spinelli's unavailable, and I just wondered if you could do a quick background check for me, if...

Sam: Yeah.

Jason: You had time.

Sam: of course. Sure. No problem. Oh, my God. Hold on. I should have--it's somewhere in this pocket. I'm sorry. Wait a minute. It falls down. Okay. All right. what have you got?

Dominic: [Sighs] We gotta stop meetin' like this. Is that your line or mine?

Claudia: Come on. Enough with the cute and the games. Dominic, I risked everything to save you when you got shot.

Dominic: Yeah, that's because you tried to assassinate Jason Morgan and didn't want me flappin' about it. Now, if you wanna buy my silence with a little sex...

Claudia: Oh, really? You're gonna blackmail me now?

Dominic: Mmm.

Claudia: See, I'd tell you to go find the last guy who tried that. Only, no one's seen him in a long time.

Dominic: Hmm. You see, I thought we had an understanding up in your bedroom about all we have in common.

Claudia: I must have missed that.

Dominic: Oh? Well, pay attention. Weíre both outsiders wanting in, and we can help each other with that. You interested?

Olivia: Go home to your wife, Sonny.

Sonny: You want me to go?

Olivia: Yeah.

Sonny: All right. we're not done yet.

Olivia: What are you tryin' to prove?

Sonny: We're not done yet.

Olivia: Oh, yeah, we are most certainly done, Sonny. As far as I'm concerned, we've been done for a lot of years. You know what? Know what? I can't even stand you half the time.

Sonny: Hah!

Olivia: You're an egotistical male chauvinist pig.

Sonny: Yeah?

Olivia: That's what you are.

Sonny: You have not changed a bit since high school...

Olivia: Oh, please.

Sonny: Because you know what? You get so mad. You know why you get mad?

Olivia: Why?

Sonny: Because you still like me, and you want me, and you won't admit it.

Olivia: Sonny.

Sonny: That's why. Come on.

Olivia: I feel sorry for you. I felt sorry for you then, and I feel sorry for you now. Thatís the only reason I give you the time of day, but you know what?

Sonny: Hmm?

Olivia: All that goodwill is about to go right out the door, and it's goin' fast if you don't get your ass out of my--

Sonny: Hey. Donít fight it.

Singer: Would you, would you like it? would you like it?

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