GH Transcript Friday 5/22/09

General Hospital Transcript Friday 5/22/09


Provided By Laurie R.
Proofread By Kathy

Rebecca: Shouldn't have I worn this?

Nikolas: No, no, you look beautiful.

Rebecca: I just realized I don't know, the way you're looking at me.

Nikolas: Well, I'm not thinking of Emily.

Rebecca: Well, what are you thinking?

Nikolas: How much I'd like to get you out of this top.

Rebecca: No. No, no sex for two weeks. What -- I made a promise with your aunt to give her some time to dig up some dirt on me. And I'm going to prove that she's wrong about me.

Nikolas: I know, but did you --did you have to give her two weeks? I mean, can't we revise the plan for time served?

Rebecca: No, nice try.

Alexis: I just wanted to tell you that I'm -- oh, sorry. I'm interrupting...again. Nice top. That's a really pretty color. It's Emily's favorite color, isn't it? Which is exactly the point.

Michael: They're driving me crazy.

Lulu: Well, it hasn't been easy for your family, and they've missed you.

Michael: I remember watching this show on TV. It was one of those animal documentaries. And there were all these hyenas, like, howling and biting at each other, all trying to get the biggest piece of dead carcass.

Lulu: Oh, okay. Well, aside from that being gratuitously gross, there's a little problem with your metaphor. You're not a dead carcass.

Michael: My mom is the worst though. She's all, look at me, talk to me. Love me.

Lulu: I get that this is hard for you. But you have to remember when you were in a coma, life didn't stop.

Jason: Carly, hey. What happened?

Carly: Michael, he just hates me. He hates me, and I don't know what to do.

Jason: Michael doesn't hate you, whatever he said. He --

Carly: He is so full of anger right now, and it's all directed at me, and I don't know why.

Claudia: Did you lose something?

Sonny: My keys.

Claudia: Did you look upstairs? Maybe you left them up on the dresser.

Sonny: No, I looked everywhere.

Claudia: Did you look in your pants you had on the night before, because you obviously didn't look everywhere.

Sonny: Okay, you know what?

Claudia: Hey. What's the matter with you? Michael's back. How can you be upset about anything right now, especially your keys.

Sonny: I am happy, happier than I've ever been.

Claudia: Okay, but it's a weird way of showing it.

Sonny: You want me to tell you why I'm upset?

Claudia: Yeah.

Sonny: Because I have a feeling that your brother has taken advantage of a friend of mine.

Nikolas: Yes, Alfred, have the launch ready. Alexis will be going back to the mainland immediately, thank you.

Alexis: No, Nikolas. Dismissing me isn't going to make this any less absurd.

Nikolas: You're attacking her over her choice of wardrobe.

Alexis: I could care less about what she's wearing. I'm pointing out that up till now, she only wore black and leather and now, all of a sudden, she's wearing a blouse that looks like it could come right out of Emily's closet. You got to give it to Helena. At least she's thorough, if less than subtle.

Rebecca: Paranoid much?

Alexis: Manipulative much? I thought the two of you weren't going to see each other until I had the chance to look through her past.

Nikolas: First off, I didn't agree to anything. Rebecca's deal with you is that we wouldn't have sex for two weeks. Not that it's any of your business. She's kept her promise. Look, all we're doing is simply taking the sail around the harbor and coming back here for dinner.

Alexis: Great. Because the sailboat is the perfect place for her to seal the deal before I can prove that she's working for Helena.

Rebecca: All right, let's just get to the bottom of this. What have you dug up on me?

Lucky: What is this, a test?

Holly: No, it's a scotch.

Lucky: To prove that if you can get me drunk in the middle of the day, that I'll be as big of an ass as my dad is -- is that the real plan?

Holly: Whoa, you're defensive.

Lucky: Well, I'm not here for happy hour. So tell me, when my dad was cheating on my mother with you, did you get pregnant? Is the kid Ethan?

Holly: Lucky, have you never made a mistake?

Lucky: God, you sound just like my dad. He likes to ask me the same question just to justify his own disaster. I never claimed to be perfect.

Holly: Just better than Luke.

Lucky: No, I'm trying to be a better father than he is. Some things do matter to me.

Holly: Luke is passionate about a lot of things.

Lucky: You know my father. He told me something a long time ago. He said expect the worst, and I'll never be disappointed. It was good advice.

Holly: You know, I hate to point this out, but you do sound very judgmental.

Lucky: What will it take to get you to answer my question?

Holly: It depends on what you want the answer to be.

Lucky: That is a lie. That Ethan is a stranger.

Holly: You don't want to share Luke. I can understand that.

Lucky: No, Ethan -- Ethan is a thief. He's a thug. I don't want him near my children or in my life no matter who his father is.

Holly: At least you know your own mind.

Lucky: Then just tell me if I have to explain to my mom one day that my father had a child with another woman.

Michael: You know, every time my mom goes on about how great everything is going to be, all I can think about is her shipping me off to some facility and paying somebody to take care of me. And I'm like, fine. Go be with Jax and your new kid.

Lulu: I think you're going to feel very different when you get to go home.

Michael: Things are so messed up with both of my parents. Maybe I should go live with the Quartermaines like the old man said.

Lulu: I've been there, done that.

Michael: My great-grandfather acts like he could make it worth my while.

Lulu: Well, Edward is good underneath. All the Q's are when you get them alone. It's when they're together and they're just going crazy, you want to blow your brains Ė I am so sorry.

Michael: It's okay. Yeah, it's nice to have someone talk to me like a regular person, you know?

[Lulu laughs sarcastically]

Michael: So, you know, tell me about the big house. How was it living there? Was it good?

Lulu: There's the Bentley, so...

Michael: First thing on my to-do list, you know, get my driver's license.

Lulu: Well, it is easy enough to sneak out if you don't push your luck, and Alice is a very good person to have on your side. Cook is scary, but the food's good.

Michael: So why would you ever move out?

Lulu: Well, I was only in there because my dad lived there. My grandmother couldn't handle me so she dumped me off with my dad and Tracy, and the whole parental guidance point is moot because it took like 15 minutes until my dad was out the door. It's how he rolls.

Michael: If only my mom would follow Lukeís example.

Lulu: You have parents that want you. Sonny and Carly would do anything for you and, in my book, that's huge.

Jason: I know this is hard, but you need to give Michael some room.

Carly: He needs to know that I love him.

Jason: The harder you try to convince him, he's just going to fight you.

Carly: He's upset because he thinks I abandoned him, so I'm going to prove him right by just staying away?

Jason: You're not listening to me.

Carly: This is my kid we're talking about here.

Jason: I understand that. But you think the harder you work at it, Michael's going to see how much you love him and everything's going to be okay. That's not how it works. Trust me, I've been there.

Carly: This is not the same. It's not the same as what happened to you because Michael remembers me, and he remembers his mother.

Jason: I know there's a lot that's different, but there's plenty that is the same. Okay? You just give him some room. I pushed my parents away. I don't want to see you suffer the way they did.

Carly: That's not going to happen to me and Michael.

Jason: It doesn't have to happen. You just give him some time.

Sonny: It's a fact. I went by Oliviaís last night. Johnny was there.

Claudia: Why? They barely know each other.

Sonny: Well, they know each other now.

Claudia: I'm sorry -- I hope that you're not implying that my brother would sleep with a middle-aged tramp like Olivia Falconeri.

Sonny: He was wearing a towel. She was wearing a robe. There's not mistaking what happened. They didn't even try to hide it.

Claudia: She's old enough to be his mother.

Sonny: Yeah, and Johnny took advantage of Olivia.

Claudia: Oh, you know what, no, don't -- you know what?

Sonny: That's exactly what happened.

Claudia: If anybody took advantage here, it's Olivia. Johnny has been very upset since his breakup with Lulu, and I'm sure -- I mean, obviously, he got drunk and lost --

Sonny: Yeah.

Claudia: And lost his sense of judgment.

Mike: Hey. guys, sorry about breaking in, but it's about Michael. I just thought you should know I found Edward Quartermaine putting a full-court press on Michael. He wants your son to go live with him.

Sonny: Well, Edward knows that's never going to happen.

Alexis: I'm still investigating Rebecca's background.

Nikolas: So you still have no actual evidence?

Alexis: Well, it's still early.

Nikolas: Just some wild theory that she's plotting with Helena.

Alexis: Nothing's too wild for Helena.

Rebecca: You're the lawyer here. But as I've said before, aren't people innocent until proven guilty?

Alexis: Well, there's this thing called circumstantial evidence, and there's a lot of it in this case. I think enough to prove a connection.

Nikolas: She's a guest in my home, and what you're doing to her is actually an insult to the both of us. Quite frankly, it's beneath you.

Alexis: You know what? I agree. It is. Which should indicate just how worried I am about you that this woman is going to exploit the most painful experience of your life.

Rebecca: With all due respect, who made you the emotional police?

Nikolas: I know that you think you have my best interests at heart, but really, you need to start letting me live my own life. Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going sailing, thank you.

Alexis: Nikolas --

Nikolas: And no, I didn't used to go sailing with Emily.

Holly: Your father has never lied about who he is. He understands his limitations, and he knows how he wants to live his life.

Lucky: This coming from a woman who thinks nothing of sleeping with a married man.

Holly: Your mother knew what she was getting into when she chose to live her life with Luke. Actually, I have a lot of respect for Laura.

Lucky: Oh, so to prove it, you slept with her husband. To hell with his life, his kids? Do you even care that you're trashing my family?

Tracy: I have a very low tolerance for wafflers, especially the one I'm married to. So tell me, yes or no? Are you leaving me for Holly?

Luke: It's complicated.

Tracy: No waffling.

Luke: All right. Do I love you? Yes. Do I know what I'm going to do next? Nope. You see? Complicated.

Tracy: When do you think you might come up with a more definitive answer, or are we all expected to dance to Holly's tune?

Ethan: Okay, is this the part where I should go in the back room and make up something to do?

Tracy: No. No, because this is all about you. In fact, our futures are inextricably connected. It all hinges on a lost weekend in Singapore about two decades ago that may or may not have resulted in a pregnancy.

Luke: I have to know.

Tracy: Why? Really, seriously? So if you find out that Ethan is your son, does that mean you're forced to reunite with Holly to become loving parents to this beautiful gift? And what happens when Holly gets bored and goes looking for a mark with deeper pockets?

[Ethan sighs]

Tracy: Don't bother coming back. I won't be waiting. Sorry, I'm not that generous. And I'm not that needy. This is your one and only chance.

Ethan: You know, now may be one time when you should cough up an answer, mate.

Sonny: I respect Edward, and you know what, if he wants to hate me, he can hate me, but he's not taking Michael.

Mike: Hey, I just wanted you to be aware.

Sonny: This is --

Mike: Something else bothering you?

Sonny: Yeah, I lost my keys.

Mike: Hey. Something else?

Sonny: Huh?

Mike: Something else?

Sonny: Okay. Have you seen Johnny, my brother-in-law, hanging around Olivia lately?

Mike: Olivia. And John Zacchara?

Sonny: I saw them both in her apartment. It's a dangerous situation. The guy is not very stable.

Mike: Then why do you let the guy work for you?

Sonny: I have my reasons, believe me, but I wouldn't wish him on any woman I respect.

Mike: Yeah, well, you know, I'm just not -- I'm really not seeing why it's anybody's business who Olivia is sleeping with, okay?

Sonny: This is crazy.

Mike: Unless you and she -- I thought that was over in high school.

Sonny: It was.

Mike: So how come you're acting like a guy who got cheated on?

Sonny: Olivia and I are friends. We're -- you know, we talk and she's somebody I can count on, and, uh --

Mike: Yeah, yeah.

Sonny: We're from the same place.

Mike: Yeah, yeah. You're jealous.

Sonny: I'm not jealous. I'm worried because Olivia is lonely, and I don't want her to get mixed up with the wrong guy.

Mike: Yeah, well, uh, interesting reaction coming from a guy whose wife is pregnant.

Sonny: This -- this is not about Claudia. It's about her brother.

Olivia: Oh, okay, then, so we got a party of about 12 coming into the small meeting room today for dinner and a presentation.

Maxie: Spinelli, where are we going?

Spinelli: Um -- has Maximista ever had occasion to converse with the glacial one's considerably more hot-blooded cousin?

Maxie: Olivia? Well, besides Kate, we have absolutely zero in common, so no.

Spinelli: Uh -- the Jackal begs to differ. Okay, you see, sometimes during the course of a private investigation, a highly skilled and observant P.I. such as myself, while doggedly pursuing the truth of one case might stumble upon, um, startling facts related to another somewhat related matter.

Maxie: Okay, so what you're trying to tell me is while digging up dirt on Kate, you found out something about Olivia? Why would I care?

Spinelli: Well, the facts, however tawdry and unpleasant, are relevant to Maximista as they might --

Claudia: Hey, listen to me, you Bensonhurst slut. You stay the hell away from my brother. You are not going to sleep with John again. 

Olivia: This is my place of business so you need to lower your voice, and you need to leave.

Claudia: My brother is off limits to you, Olivia.

Maxie: Johnny and Olivia?

Spinelli: Uh, while employing covert surveillance of the "Crimson" offices, I overheard the glacial one and her somewhat warmer cousin speaking of these carnal matters.

Olivia: This is none of your damn business.

Claudia: Oh, you should have thought of that. You really should have thought of that before you slept with my brother, Olivia.

Maxie: Why would Johnny sleep with Olivia? She's older than him.

Spinelli: There's no second-guessing the human heart. Or other organs. But my work here is done, and Maximista's lovely eyes have been opened, and she now sees the mob prince for the vile vespid that he is.

Claudia: Why don't you go troll the bars back home and look for some goombah, Olivia? Leave my brother alone.

Olivia: Listen, psycho. Shut your mouth or I will be very happy to show you how we do things back in the neighborhood, okay?

Claudia: If I wasn't pregnant, I'd kick your ass.

Olivia: If you weren't pregnant, I'd let you try. Now you get out of here before I call my security guards.

Claudia: I have a better idea. Stay away from John, Olivia.

Olivia: Or what?

Claudia: Accidents happen, and you're way overdue.

Spinelli: It is not simply the P.I.'s job, but also his burden to expose the murk and grime of people's lives, but it comes as no surprise to the Jackal that the mob prince has been exposed as a cad without conscience or scruples for whom any woman is fair game.

Maxie: I just had no idea that Olivia was Johnny's type.

Spinelli: There are no boundaries where animal attraction is concerned. No doubt the hot-blooded cousin had a moment of weakness which the mob prince was happy to exploit.

Maxie: You know what, Spinelli? I don't think any of this is our business, and I have a lot of work I need to catch up on, so Iíll talk to you later.

Spinelli: The Jackal complies. And I am in complete agreement. We should never speak of this again and, of course, it goes without saying that from this point forward, the mob prince is forever banished from your life.

Claudia: Olivia Falconeri? Olivia freaking Falconeri? That's disgusting.

Johnny: Bernie, I'm going to have to call you back.

Claudia: You slept with that whore?

Johnny: I'm busy, Claudia. I'm organizing a shipment for Sonny.

Claudia: Oh, no. You know what? Don't. Don't act like this isn't a big deal, John. I'm waiting for an explanation.

Johnny: I don't owe you an explanation, Claudia. For anything, including who I sleep with.

Claudia: Olivia is trash who slept with my husband in high school. She's also twice your age, John. What were you thinking?

Johnny: I'm thinking that it's none of your damn business, Claudia. I'm thinking that I got a life of my own here that doesn't involve holding your hand and doing your dirty work for you.

Claudia: My God, Johnny. How could you do this to me?

Luke: You know that offer you made to go in the back room and find something to do? This would be a good time to follow through.

Ethan: All right. I'll get out of your way. If you and Holly are my parents, she's kept it a secret for over 20 years. Now I'd think long and hard before you run out on the wife who puts up with you at considerable personal expense for a woman you can't trust to tell you the sky is blue.

Tracy: Hmm, wise beyond his years. And genealogy.

Luke: Yeah. Too smart, too aloof. I don't think he is my spawn.

Michael: That was so good. I can't remember the last time I even had a taco.

Lulu: Oh, see, there is an upside to being in a coma. You don't remember eating through a tube.

Michael: When you put it that way. Come visit me any time. Actually, can I come live with you?

Edward: Now that's the sight I've longed for, to see my grandson having a good time. So have you done any more thinking about my offer, hmm?

Michael: Uh, a little.

Edward: Good. You know, there's something to be said about being under our roof where you are dearly loved and where every need is taken care of. Just ask Lulu, she'll tell you.

Lulu: I think, you know -- youíre asking a little too --

Michael: Actually, I have given it some thought.

Edward: Hmm.

Carly: Everyone is telling me to back off, you know, and I can't do that. Michael is so angry with me because I wasn't there when he woke up, and he thinks that I'm having this baby to replace him, and I keep telling him over and over that's not the case, and I was the one that was there, you know? I was the one that fought so hard for that kid.

Jason: Yeah, you did. I know that. Michael just can't hear you right now. No matter how many times you say it.

Carly: All right, I'll back off.

Jason: Okay.

Carly: I want you to do it for me.

Jason: Do what?

Carly: I want you to talk to him. I want you to tell him how it was. I want you to tell my son how much I love him.   

Jason: Michael knows you love him. That's not the problem.

Carly: I'm not trying to put words in your mouth, okay? But Michael listens to you, and you can find a way to make him understand.

Jason: We just have to find a way to let him work through this on his own.

Carly: You don't want to help me?

Jason: I am helping you, Carly. It's just not what you want to hear right now. Listen to me. I'm not saying that Michael is right, okay? But you got to understand this kid's world was flipped upside down.

Carly: I know.

Jason: His life feels out of control. He's attacking you or he's lashing out at you because he loves you. And he knows you're the one person who will never abandon him.

Carly: And he's testing me, which means I have to prove to him that I am always going to be here.

Jason: No proving anything -- I thought you wanted my opinion.

Carly: You're telling me to stay away, and I can't do that.

Jason: I'm not telling you to stay away. He needs you. He needs to know you're here. He needs to know that you love him. He just needs time to process. He needs a little distance. I know that's hard.

Jason: Okay, you just need to get rest, and I need you to stay strong because that is the best thing you can do for Michael right now.

Carly: Okay.

Jason: You want me to take you home?

Carly: No, I'm okay.

Jason: You sure?

Carly: Uh-huh.

Jason: Okay, well, I got to go do something, but I'll come right back, and I'll sit down with Michael, okay?

Carly: Thank you.

Jason: We'll get him through this.

Carly: I know we will.

Michael: I never got to spend very much time at your house, but when I did, I felt really welcome.

Edward: Well, that's because that's where you belong. You are a Quartermaine, through and through.

Michael: I wouldn't want to inconvenience you.

Edward: Oh, son, you can have the entire east wing if that's what will make you happy.

Michael: Is that where the garage is?

Edward: Yeah, where we keep the Bentley.

Lulu: You never let me drive the Bentley.

Edward: That's because you took it without asking. He can take it whenever he wants, and you can have any style of music you choose.

Michael: No limits?

Edward: No, no limit. Whatever the boys and girls need to feel groovy these days.

Michael: Groovy is one word for it.

Edward: Nothing but the best for my great-grandson.

Michael: It's too bad Lulu doesn't live there anymore. You know, it would be nice to have somebody around my own age.

Edward: She'll be happy to move back in, won't you Lulu?

[Lulu sighs]

Claudia: You know the stress I'm under. Did you even think about that before you went and picked up that cougar in a bar? She hates me, John. She probably only slept with you to get one over on me because I'm married to Sonny. She's jealous.

Johnny: You know what, Claudia? It's got nothing to do with you.

Claudia: Well, Jerry Jacks is still out there, John, and he's still a threat. And Jason is convinced that I put Michael in that coma, and he's going to keep digging until he finds the information he needs to take to Sonny. On top of all of that, I'm terrified that Michael is going to remember me sitting there by his bedside pouring my heart out about how I put him there. I mean, come on, I'm walking a tight rope, John. And I'm pregnant.

Johnny: You know what, Claudia? You are in a tight spot. There's no denying that. But you brought most of it, including that pregnancy, on yourself. You want my advice? Stop wasting your energy worrying about who I'm sleeping with.

Claudia: Well, I can't, John, because you're my brother. And I love you. And you're the only person that I've ever loved. You're the only person I've ever cared about. How could you sleep with my enemy?

Johnny: Oh, my God -- do you hear yourself, Claudia? You are my sister, for God's sakes. You know, I went out to a bar. I got trashed. Met a woman that I liked, slept with her, and liked it. So what?

Claudia: So, Olivia Falconeri is my enemy, John. You're my brother. And I expect some loyalty from you after everything I've done for you.

Johnny: Everything you've done for me? What? Getting me -- Maxie.

Claudia: Much better. At least this one's age-appropriate. Have at her, John. Bang her brains out. Stay away from Olivia Falconeri.

Johnny: Oh, God.  What I just said to her --

Maxie: Johnny, why did you sleep with Olivia Falconeri?

Olivia: Hello there, can I help you?

Sonny: Yeah, can you tell me what the hell was going on last night?

Olivia: Um, you showed up at my apartment unannounced, and I was already entertaining another gentleman.

Sonny: Can you stop -- okay, listen. You were sleeping with my brother-in-law.

Olivia: And how is that any of your business?

Sonny: Because he's my brother-in-law, and he's half your age. He could be your son. And he's got a screw loose in his head.

Olivia: Sonny, are you going to really stand there and tell me that you've never had sex with a girl Johnny Zacchara's age or  younger? Because if you're even going to try with that, I'm going to laugh right in your face.

Sonny: I don't want you to get hurt. That's all I'm saying. So think of this as an unfortunate mistake and -- you know, it's a one-night stand, no big deal. It's the best that could happen. You know what I mean?

Olivia: Yeah, and since when do you decide what's best for me?

Sonny: I told you he's not right in the head. He saw his father shoot his mother. Why do you want to get mixed up with someone like that?

Olivia: This is coming from the guy that married his super freak sister?

Sonny: It was a business arrangement.

Olivia: A business arrangement?

Sonny: Yeah.

Olivia: A business arrangement. Now you two are making people, Sonny. How about that?

Sonny: Oh, so what's happening here is I got Claudia pregnant, right? So you want to pay me back by sleeping with her brother. Is that what happens with that?

Olivia: Of course, of course. Because who I have sex with is all about you.

Sonny: Yes.

Olivia: Don't flatter yourself, okay? You're thinking this way, way too much. We were having drinks at Jakeís. We made a mutual decision to go back to my place, which is something that I get to do because I am single. I am unattached, and I am well over the age of consent, okay?

Sonny: I guess I just thought that --

Olivia: What did you think? What?

Sonny: Nothing. Okay? It's your life. I'm just saying be careful because Johnny Zacchara is a bad idea for you.

Sonny: Jason, how's Michael?

Jason: He's getting stronger, at least physically.

Sonny: What does that mean?

Jason: He's still confused.  He's really acting out which is, you know, that's understandable.

Sonny: Must bring up a lot of your own stuff.

Jason: Yeah, I got a good idea of what Michael's going through right now.

Sonny: Between you and me -- I never told anybody this. When I used to pray for Michael to wake up -- open his eyes, my biggest fear was that he didn't know me. And I started maybe thinking, you know, that's how the Quartermaines felt. Because this whole thing with him being angry and all this frustration -- it could have been a lot worse. Right? Carly, you know, she's not getting that right now. She doesn't understand --

Jason: Because Carly's first instinct is to fight for what she wants. And what she wants is for Michael to be okay. The problem is, Michael's just like his mother. Now he's starting to fight Carly.

Sonny: Well, I don't want to make that same mistake.

Jason: Then you need to give him some room, and do not let him play us against each other.

Edward: You know, nothing would please me more than to have my great-grandson, my heir, move back in to the bosom of the family. You know, the real icing on the cake would be to have Lulu move back in with her father and with Tracy.

Lulu: Oh, well, we'll see about that part.

Edward: Oh, dear, when you move back in, you know that Luke is going to forget all about that business with Holly.

Lulu: You've wanted him to leave ever since he moved back.

Edward: I want Tracy to be happy. Nothing is more important to me than family. Can you imagine how much fun it'll be when we're all sitting around the table at night having a lively discussion about the issues of the day?

Lulu: Yeah, as long as we lock up all the weapons.

Michael: Yeah, we wouldn't want anyone to be getting shot in the head.

Edward: Well, then it's all set. As soon as Drake gives the okay, Michael will move right in.

Carly: No, he won't. This is completely unfair to Michael and to me and Sonny.

Lulu: Oh, Carly --

Carly: No, don't defend him. You know better. You know better. It's one thing to want to know Michael. It's another thing to want to take him away from his home.

Edward: Now, Carly, in all fairness --

Carly: No, I want to be alone with my son. I want to be alone with him now.

Edward: Doesn't the boy have a say in this, huh?

Michael: Mom, don't go crazy over this.

Carly: You're still my son, Michael. And you're still a minor, and you're coming home with me.

Maxie: I'm just confused why you slept with Olivia. Maybe you have some untapped mommy issues?

Johnny: Okay, you're way out of line, Maxie. First off, because Olivia's smart and beautiful, and I really like her. Second --

Maxie: No, you cannot possibly like Kate Howardís cousin. I thought you were just going to say this was a drunken mistake, and you would put it all behind you.

Johnny: Maxie, why do you care so much about who I sleep with?

Maxie: I don't know. I -- I thought you liked me.

Rebecca: Sorry to tell you that you are a terrible sailor.

Nikolas: I'm sorry. I'm sorry I forgot to -- let me see that. I forgot to tell you I was tacking, and that boom really sent you flying, didn't it? It was kind of funny.

Rebecca: Why would a guy own a boat that he never even uses?

Nikolas: I use it. I just don't drive it myself. That's why God invented crews. You sure you're all right?

Rebecca: Yeah, I'm fine. Just wet. I must look like a raccoon.

Nikolas: Come here. Let me get that for you.

Nikolas: You look beautiful to me.

Luke: So what's your angle now, dodge? Why the suck up to Tracy?

Ethan: Because she deserves the truth. Okay, we all do.

Luke: Well, I'm working on it. This is dealer's choice. I have to play by Holly's rules.

Ethan: So you're actually considering running off with some woman you had a one-night stand with two decades ago?

Luke: It wasn't a one-night stand, and that woman might be your mother. So watch your mouth.

Ethan: Go to hell.

Holly: Good, you're both here.

Luke: Well, so how are you going to up the stakes this time, English?

Holly: The game isn't much fun anymore. So I came here to tell you the truth. 

Luke: The truth? Really? She's going to tell us the truth. Without a payoff, without a show of good faith? That isn't like you, Miss Sutton.

Holly: I've been so focused on what I want that I lost sight of the effect this game is having on others. I've started hurting people, and that was never my intention. So now it's time for full disclosure. Ethan, I'm your mother. But Luke isn't your father.

Luke: I'm not?

Holly: I'm sorry, Luke. You're going to have to settle for the children you already have.

Ethan: Then who is my father?

Holly: That photograph that I gave you -- there was another man in the picture with Luke.

Luke: Robert Scorpio.

Johnny: What's the deal with you, Maxie? Is it an attention thing? You're not happy unless every guy you meet wants to hook up with you?

Maxie: You're not every guy. And you do want me. You're attracted to me. You can't deny that.

Johnny: I'm not denying anything. But you were the one who made it clear the feeling wasn't mutual.

Maxie: I never said that.

Johnny: Okay, fine, you want to get technical? You want me, but you want Spinelli more.

Maxie: I need Spinelli.

Johnny: Word game.

Maxie: It's so different. Spinelli is good for me. He believes in me. I couldn't imagine my life without him. And I've tried to turn my back on the fact that I'm attracted to you for Spinelli's sake, but I'm not sure I can do that.

Johnny: Okay, well, then you got to get yourself straight, Maxie. Decide what you can and can't handle. You want to jump into bed with me? I'm not going to kick you out. But I have one noble act in me. Beyond that, I'm over this whole self-denial thing. So if you want to do this, let's go.

Spinelli: Stone Cold, I just wanted to report my first triumph.

Jason: That's nice. Congratulations.

Spinelli: Yeah, Maximista's eyes have been opened. She wants nothing more to do with the mob prince John Zacchara.

Lulu: Jason, you need to get to Michael's room now.

Jason: What happened?

Lulu: Edward and Sonny and Carly are all fighting over him. It's a train wreck in the making. I think that you can stop it.

Edward: Michael wants to live with me.

Carly: Michael doesn't get to decide.

Sonny: Let's take this outside.

Edward: You're threatening me?

Michael: I was just talking to my great-grandfather.

Carly: Edward is trying to take advantage of Michael, okay?

Michael: The Quartermaines have been really nice to me.

Carly: Honey, I'm your mother. Okay, it's my job to protect you from people who aren't looking out for your best interest.

Michael: Dad. Dad, talk to her.

Sonny: We're not discussing this right now.

Michael: I know what I want to do. I want to live with you, Dad.

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